#dilf hua cheng

[xueyuverse]

Dilf Hua Cheng

Imagine that, someday Hua Cheng decides to adhere an older appearance to his original appearance, an imagination of what he would be like if he were in his 50s, and he does it suddenly, when it was still the middle of the night and Xie Lian was still sleeping.

At dawn, when Xie Lian wakes up, stretching like a cat, the first thing he does is hold his husband's hand, and that's when he realizes that something has changed.

Xie Lian knows that the person behind him was his husband, he knows that hand was his San Lang's, but it wasn't the same hand: it was an aged man's hand, the skin was harder, the veins were a little more jumps. Beautiful and slender, as always.

Then Xie Lian turns around and, unsurprisingly, finds his husband wearing an aged appearance never seen before, already awake. It was certainly unexpected, but Xie Lian felt the same delicious shiver that he always felt when seeing his husband, and he smiled and kissed him.

“Good morning, San Lang-gege.”

Hua Cheng cradled the back of his head, closed his hand in Xie Lian's hair and pulled him closer, and Xie Lian spread his legs so that Hua Cheng could snuggle between them, pulling him as close as possible.

“Good morning my A-Lian.”

Based on this fanart

#tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #heaven official's blessing #hob #tian guan ci fu #crown prince of xianle #mxtx tgcf #mo xiang tong xiu #crimson rain sought flower #dilf hua cheng

[ryattcos]

I DONT KNOW WHO MADE THIS BUT IM NOT THE ONLY ONE ON THE BIG TITTY JUN WU MOMENT AND I JUST NEED TO SAY THANK YOU

#tgcf #tgcf jun wu #mxtx tgcf #tgcf xie lian #tgcf feng xin #tgcf hua cheng #tgcf mu qing #mommy milkers don’t equate morality #jun wu has massive mommy milkers #big tiddy dilf

[ficsforeren]

How would Eren react if the reader did say the safe word. I mean I’m sure he’d be concerned but what would his reaction be

omg he would stop IMMEDIATELY. like he'd drop his act in an instant and he'll cradle her in his arms, kiss her forehead, hold her close while constantly saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry" like he'd feel SO GUILTY for going too far and he'd check on her bruises, trying to soothe her pain ugh rockstar eren would be SO SWEET

#he'll draw her a bath and make her dinner #and do literally anything he can to make her feel better #the only person who's more perfect than DILF rockstar eren is DILF himbo ren #oh and hua cheng from TGCF LMAO #kana answers stuff #in another life canon

[badendjunction]

So, I've been thinking about cosplaying tgcf characters, but as a 180cm/6 foot tall guy it's... Strange to want to cosplay Xie Lian.

I want to be a mess and collect garbage and make horrible food I force feed to my HC.

The bff is gonna be Hua Cheng but they're like a solid 5'4 with the platform boots lmfao. They said that was normal in the fandom, though. Short Hua Cheng cosplayers with platform boots with a tall Xie Lian by their side is normal in tgcf so I shouldn't fret.

#mxtx tgcf #cosplay talk #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #i normally cosplay dilfs so the gap is wide and im aftaid to cross it.

[muzsmoux]

Reviewing tgcf characters because I have thoughts

I finished S2 recently and I need somewhere to put my not exactly hot but like warm (?) takes because it's taking up too much storage space in my brain.

🤍 Xie Lian 🤍

It's a good thing I'm not into guys because if I was I would be on my knees for this man in every sense of that expression and his pet menace to society would mince me up like garlic.

So I'll try to be brief about my overflowing feelings about him. Xie Lian is the best main character I have come across in a WHILE. He's the embodiment of compassion and kindness. And also a cold blooded murderer. A babygirl. A father figure. A terrifying martial god. A silly little guy. A pathological liar. The most genuine man you'll ever meet. He's everything, and Hua Cheng is 100% valid in his obsession. I'm right there with him.

Rating: 10/10

❤️ Hua Cheng ❤️

Idk if we ever figured out who wrote My Immortal but I'm pretty sure we have our culprit.

"Hi my name is Hua Cheng Crimson Rain Sought Flower Red-Robed Ghost King and this is my evil weapon of death E-ming. I've killed soooo many gods with it!! My dark power is I can summon storms of BLOOD and SUFFERING. I have my own scary city of DEMONS and they all love me and think I'm HOT but I only want my BOYFRIEND who's the only REAL GOD so STOP FLAMING HIM YOU POSERS-"

Needless to say I love him. Being the 8 time winner of the Loverboy of the Century Awards with unbeatable records in the yearning olympics is truly a remarkable feat.

Rating: 9/10

(Bonus: E-ming. Cute little guy. Likes his stepdad more than his real dad. Not afraid to show it's feelings even if it makes it look like a muppet, 10/10)

🧡 Feng Xin & Mu Qing 🧡

Tweedle dee and tweedle dum gets a shared rating because they would hate to be grouped together like that and that's funny to me. Their dynamic is great, they're good characters, I wasn't sure which one was which until midway through the second season. But then also I have a pair of 7yo twin cousins who I still can't tell apart despite them not looking even a slight bit similar so that might just be a character flaw on my end. Oops.

Rating: 7/10

🩵Shi Qingxuan🩵

I'm doubling the rating because she is best boy and best girl at the same time. I love that I can use any and all pronouns for him because he's literally a pride parade personified and therefore all of them are correct. You don't get that type of chaotic fun just anywhere.

He is truly living my dream, presenting as whatever gender they want depending on what's more convenient and/or funnier in the moment. Super useful, for things like gathering intel and terrorizing Feng Xin by being a woman.

And I personally think we should crown her the new emperor. She'd look significantly better on that throne, with her Barbie-like radiance and flourishing Kenergy.

Rating: 20/10

🖤 Ming Yi 🖤

Listen, I hate to say it because I like a sunshine x grump moment as much as the next gay but he's just... not giving what he thinks he's giving. Everyone is whispering ominously about him having some dark devastating secret but MY point is no matter how big his boobs are in his female form, Shi Qingxuan could do better. I'm sorry. She really could.

Rating: 4/10

💙 Lang Qianqiu 💙

Just an honest man with good intentions and a sickass fucking sword. He did NOT hesitate to attack the infamous Crimson Rain Sought Flower on SIGHT and I respect a quick decisionmaker, even if it shows some himbo tendencies. He also has the same distinct energy as Fred from Scooby Doo.

Rating: 6/10

💚 Qi Rong 💚

He's got some odd dietary and moral choices going on. Definitely. But he's just such a fun villain!!! Being Xie Lian's nr 1 source of migraines SHOULD make me like him less but I'm sorry, every time he was on screen I was LIVING. He would do numbers on reality TV. Someone put this guy on Kitchen Nightmares, I need to see him 1v1 Gordon Ramsay.

Rating: 7/10

🌚 Jun Wu 🌚

He has his emperor status & DILF card going for him but something about this man just ain't right. If he came to a party I was attending I would cover my drink is all I'm saying.

Rating: 2/10

🔥Pei Ming🔥

I don't know much about him besides he had that one shady empolyee or whatever (could not hear the plot over the deafening sound of Hua Cheng's yearning) but I'm partial to a good manwhore character. The thought of people praying to him like "Hugh Mungus, who art in heaven-" really tickles me.

I know he's probably straight but I headcanon him as at the very least bi-curious because you can't be that hot with that much game and not use it for evil. (That evil being causing large scale gay awakenings among his soldiers.)

Rating: 7/10

❓Pei Xiu❓

Unreliable, unimportant, unattractive, unemployed.

I remember not a singular thing about him besides fucking up Xie Lian's daughter's life and also being on my last nerve from the jump. If you're going to be evil at like least be memorable about it, you know? You can't be a bad person and a bad character at the same time. Pick a struggle.

Rating: 1/10

📚 Ling Wen 📚

I heard she committed some war crimes but honestly if I had to do an entire realm's tax returns by myself AND teach Pei Ming how to read (I refuse to believe that man is literate, just look at him) I would want to rage on occasion too. I hope she has a hot wife waiting for her at home to give her massages after carrying the whole system on her back all day. It's what she deserves.

Rating: 8/10

Thank you for reading!! Opinions might change once I read the books but as of now this is it. Remembering everyone's names has been a journey and a half so this post is sponsored by @kirstenly 's character cheat sheet go look at it! and everything else too!!!

#heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #feng xin #mu qing #shi qingxuan #ming yi #lang qianqiu #qi rong #jun wu #pei ming #pei xiu #ling wen #sorry for the long post #im just obsessed

[yeyayeya]

TGCF Season 2 Ep 1 Reaction (Part 2)

Had to do a second part cause I had reached my image limit

Novel spoilers under the cut

Hmmm I wonder who this could be

It’s Shen Qingqiu don’t worry guys Scum Villain Season 2 just released as well look at the weebs design

THE WIND MASTER IS SO PRETTY. I absolutely adore his design here, and his voice?? Shi Qingxuan is connecting all MXTX works together just by himself. Also when is the Shi Wudu design going to drop

GAY

I am kinda sad Feng Xin is a built like a dilf, unlike Pei Ming, but that’s ok

Take another look at my precious son holy shit he is the most adorable thing ever. I hope nothing bad happens to him in this arc :)

Ok in this pic I seem to notice both BeefLeaf in their female forms, LQQ in the front, FengQing, Ling Wen, and Pei Míng. Is the one behind Ling Wen in the very back supposed to be Pei Xiu? I honestly cannot tell it is way too far away

Father and son having some small talk :)

It’s also incredibly funny seeing everyone (especially Jun Wu) talk about how E’Ming is the most cursed thing in the whole world and all that, but I keep remembering how cute E’Ming is. Don’t bully him, he already gets bullied enough by Hua Cheng

I love him so much

Hope nothing bad ever happens to him :)

#yeyarants #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #mxtx #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing #tgcf donghua #tgcf season 2 #heaven officials blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian

[rarepears]

May 2023 masterpost

tywin lannister x sung jinwoo

Moshang Levirate Marriage AU

Shen Jiu thinks that ghost!Shen Yuan that is haunting him is his ancestor AU

hannibal lector reborn as Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe's firstborn son AU

european fantasy mdzs AU: Lan Qiren is the dragon 'uncle' to princesses Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji

luo binghe as sephiroth and shen yuan as cloud strife AU

evil overlord shen yuan needs an evil queen so he picked henchman luo binghe to be promoted AU

getou suguru (jjk) adopts shen jiu and yue qi (svsss) au

after sqq self-destructs something goes wrong and he’s reborn into the body of the huan hua palace lord au

rich housewives of cang qiong peak AU

modern SVSSS AU where shen yuan's parents are shen jiu and yue qingyuan

getou suguru (jjk) adopts shen jiu and yue qi (svsss) au

Shang Qinghua and the DILFs AU

SVSSS peak lords in pokemon AU

shen yuan transmigrates into orochimaru’s body and the naruto universe instead au

steve irwin as cang qiong’s beast peak lord AU

if shen yuan transmigrated into bleach as Ichigo AU

Modern AU where Luo Binghe makes cosplay outfits for Shen Yuan to wear when he's not doing card captor work

Shen Jiu becomes a silk merchant instead of a Qing Jing disciple AU

If Wei Wuxian was a dog instead... AU

jiang Cheng observes ptsd and the other impacts of war AU

shen yuan and shen jiu: a brotherly relationship of hatred and animosity AU

shen yuan thought he got transmigrated into a BL fanfiction of PIDW... AU

SVSSS X Final Fantasy 7 AU: Shen Qingqiu is seen as the God of Wutai and Shinra better quake in their boots as Sephiroth gets adopted

shen yuan gets into a twitter spat with elon musk AU

Shen Jiu time travels and decides to hide from cang qiong by becoming a concubine AU

SJ is stuck as a ghost after being replaced by SY and only LQG can see SJ's ghost form au

give me that Architect X Sung Jinwoo fic idea because i need this weird AF au to exist

if the Qing generation was written like they are the millennial gen and their disciples gen z… AU

shen qingqiu adopts a pregnant cat; luo binghe Misunderstand everything AU

endeavor x go gun hee (solo leveling) AU

#masterpost #svsss #mdzs #mxtx #the untamed #the scum villain's self saving system #bnha #boku no hero acedamia #final fantasy 7 #bleach #jjk #hannibal lecter #mao dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation

[miss-starryeyes]

Just to be clear, this is DILF energy we're talking about. Actual Dad status or male gender not required.

#poll #tumblr polls #dilf energy #mxtx novels #mxtx characters #tgcf #mdzs #svsss

[yea-baiyi]

ok but old man hua cheng kinda a dilf

#more like gilf #my art #hua cheng #tgcf #tgcf art #art stuff #another shitty sketch on my sisters ipad #old men au #i said i’d draw them and i did #cant stop thinking about it actually #imagine the coffin scene. but they’re both old men #it’s just funnier

[hoarder-of-danmei]

TGCF + Tumblr banned tags, part 2!

ID in alt text and under the cut; part 1 / Twitter thread of all of them

Posts like these but not with banned tags: first post / second post / third post / fourth post / fifth post / sixth post / seventh post / eighth post / ninth post / tenth post / Twitter thread of all of them

"boobs" over fem donghua Beefleaf

"boys love" over manhua Hua Cheng carrying Xie Lian

"boyslove" over manhua Hua Cheng kissing Xie Lian's hair on the mat in Puqi Shrine

"cannibal" over manhua Qi Rong

"cannibalism" over another image of manhua Qi Rong

"daddy" over manhua Jun Wu and Xie Lian looking at each other, with a very obvious height and size difference

"DILF" over manhua Jun Wu in profile, speaking to Xie Lian; their expressions, posture, and clothing emphasize their height and size difference

"donate" over manhua Xie Lian setting out his donations sign

#tgcf #tgcf memes #memes #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #shi qingxuan #tweet meme #banned tags #text post meme #ming yi #beefleaf #he xuan #jun wu #junlian #qi rong #long #my posts #post posts #-responsible

[dark-heart-555]

Tgcf characters names in my head

Xie lian = deadly mantou

Hua cheng = simp baby

He xuan = hungry fish baby

Pei ming = ho ho

Lang qianqui = smol tiger

Jun wu = crazy dilf

Mu Qing = sad cat boy

Feng xin = wolf boy

Ling wen = estranged murderous aunt

#tgcf #tgcf xie lian #tgcf meme #hualian #hua cheng #He xuan #mu qing #feng xin #jun wu #pei ming #Ling wen #ling wen #incorrect tgcf #heaven official's blessing

[beesinspades]

“dilf: dianxia i’d like to find”

— crimson rain sought flower, hua cheng

#hualian #tgcf #hua cheng #xie lian #bee talks

[dreamilymagicalhideout]

I read those dilf vampires headcanon and OMG YOU KNOW BLACK DAGGER BROTHERHOOD?? *SOB

Ayyy it's been a long time since I read those novel tho but it's good, it's rlly good books ( ；∀；)

My fav pair is Blaylock x Qhuinn and Butch x Vis, how about you? ✨

I'm still on book 6 by the way. The vampire is literally everyone's dream guy. My favorite is Rhage and Mary, they are so cute. OMG, YOU KNOW HUA CHENG?!

[honeybearhalsin]

trophy husband hua cheng w dilf xie lian tysm

[ge]

i have So Much to thank you for but the number one thing is that it was you led me to the buff xie lian agenda. bcs of tht i finnaly drew him w big muscles n fat (hairy) tits and ohmygod... he's perfect i think im starting to become a hua cheng kin.

HHEEEEHEHEE AHH YAYYY the handful of big boobied old dilf xie lian stans ive seen r sooo big brained.. if only other tgcf fans shared our intellect </3......

#also body hair... YESSS i cant stand seeing glossy oiled shiny skin it freaks me out a little... put sum hair on that bitch 😐

[malewifewwx]

reminder to self to rb hua cheng x liam neeson and dilf lqr in the morning