#despite the fact that it's short

[vonxodd]

SASHA COLBY // 'metallica' runway, rupaul's drag race 15X03

#sasha colby #rpdr #rupaul's drag race #rpdredit #drag race #tw: flashing lights #she mothered this enitre ep !!! despite the fact that it felt too short skdjhdh #*mine

[simmyfrobby]

What are your top 3 nhl teams with the best vibes?

ooh ok. yea. fun. love this. im going to declare all my biases upfront: im a pens, bruins & wild fan so obviously my nr 1 is:

minny

they have flower. they have kaprizov. they go on homoerotic little holidays together. they have two deweys and one foligno. their captain is pretty and everyone is short. every game is somehow embarrassing. even if they win. especially if they win. 11/10 cant lose.

nr 2: philly

i dont follow them or root for them but i will have nightmares about the dog mask every day for the rest of my life. also they made drysdale come hang out w them during the all star break and that was cute. also the conga line. hardass coach but we stay silly. 9/10 solid vibes.

nr 3: yotes

jason zucker lives there.

#bruins have the goalies ofc #but the ghost of christmas past still kinda hangs over that team and also they like to play soúper frustrating games #that go on for 4 hours and where I feel like I might die the entire time #captain rat gets + for vibes but then 2023 sadbrad hug kills it. if krejc and bergy were still on this team they'd make the top 3 #pens ofc dont make the list despite sunshine boy poj and the fact that erik brings the silly every day #theyre too much of a Serious Old Man Team #bonus points for the silliest own goal in the history of the franchise. points withdrawn for cookie injury i miss him so bad #anne carson asks why does tragedy exist #answer: because old men #because love. because brittle bones and traumatic head injuries. #last year i probably would've answered Seattle #Detroit at the beginning of this season but they um. made some poor hiring choices. rotten rancid vibes now im very sorry for your loss #Edmonton would've gotten a high score from me at the beginning of the season not because the vibes were good but because they were #without a doubt #the most miserable team in the league and i found that to be soooo interesting and fun #How Will The Oilers Lose Next #but theyre good again now so that's less exciting for me #montreal honourable mention for the short slutty guy #love him

[moeblob]

Karen has four older brothers and this is Ross! He's the second oldest and he looks rather polite and smiles a lot and when he's at work he can behave most of the time... but he really has such a foul mouth it puts Right to shame.

And Karen when she was a kid couldn't pronounce S's and they sounded like Z's. So when her brothers would be leaving for school she would say "enjoy zool" and just. Could NEVER say Ross's name correctly so he told her to just call him Oz. And it stuck but only with Karen. She's the only one to use it and no one else is allowed.

#my characters #also fun fact she has decided to legally rename him for when shes mad at him #so instead of yelling his full proper name #she will yell OSWALD THOMAS WILSON which is the fake first name but actual middle/last #and its just thats a guy that she wouldnt want to admit to knowing if she saw him in public #hes actually p short so yeah hes a short king #the oldest bro and the second youngest are both taller #the middle middle is basically the same height as him so karen really is just the wittle bab #and all her brothers are super protective of her bc thats their baby sister #she does however have a strong sense of I GOTTA PROTECT THE MIDDLE GUY #so she is kinda used to standing up for older guys just bc of he #but it comes into being a problem when she meets rick and is like fuck it he may be older but #he is too kinda for this world and also theres no way i can love him hes basically a baby brother #and she will pick on him but also would absolutely throw hands for him #and and i know the tags are long as is but eventually karen and rick move past the whole youre like a brother vibe #and they become very good friends - still zero romance involved - but she starts to treat him less like a family member #and it makes him feel less awkward and in turn he feels more open to joke sometimes #cause for a long while rick is just this is really awkward and i wish we would stop matching on dating apps but she wont leave me alone #so its rude to turn her down when she offers a friendly drink to check up on me #but its actually karen being protective older sister mode despite being the youngest of five #this is the most i have managed to draw in like two weeks i think #now im super tired bye

[mariocki]

Patrick Troughton - billed as Pat - helps the stricken French nobility (and flashes the audience) as Sir Andrew Ffoulkes, a staunch ally of the title character in The Adventures of the Scarlet Pimpernel (ITP, 1955 - 1956)

#fave spotting #patrick troughton #the adventures of the scarlet pimpernel #doctor who #classic doctor who #two #itp #itc #1955 #I've had a nice rhythm going lately with pairing a 50 min series (usually The Saint these days‚ tho not for much longer...) with a shorter #25 min one to dip into when I've less time or whatever. with The Adventurer over (adieu and farewell Gene Bradley you insane #multi talented everything) i thought I'd change it up a little and go for a much earlier itc series for a different tone. so early in fact #that they weren't even ITC yet; the company was then known as the Incorporated Television Programme Company‚ ITP for short‚ but be not #fooled; this is in every way the Lew Grade led company that would come to dominate the commercial tv world in the decades to follow #The Adventures of Robin Hood is usually identified as the first ITC production but in fact it beat this series to the screen by only #3 days and the two shows were presumably in production simultaneously. Hood went on to be the making of ITC and Lew Grade and lasted #a whopping 143 episodes over 4 years; Pimpernel made it to only 18 despite being planned as a 39 part series (standard length for these #early itc shows). exactly what went wrong i dont know; Goring was heavily involved in production as well as starring and maybe that played #a part‚ or maybe the popular success of Hood meant this show was no longer affordable. idk im just speculating but from #what I've seen it's fairly fun. starting on ITV just a week after the network commenced transmission‚ it's safe to say this didn't capture #the public imagination like Hood did and it does seem to have been rather forgotten about. Pat is actually a series regular and these #pics come from a few different eps among the first few. he isn't in the very first (nor is the Pimpernel's other faithful companion #played by Anthony Newlands) and i do wonder if that was a pilot (it has Robert Shaw as the Pimpernel's right hand and to my #knowledge he doesn't reappear; he'd make up for it with a starring role in one of ITC's next series‚ The Buccaneers #but yes he's here and he's fantastic and gets to be dashing and heroic (tho never moreso than Goring of course). he's also the one of the #three heroes who best suits the powdered hair look (Newlands looks quite unfortunate). and of course i know what im doing with that #last shirtless pic.. you're welcome Pat girlies (gender neutral) #maybe I'll make another post after I've seen a few more eps but i wasn't going to commit to a Pat post for every episode im afraid

[1alchemistart]

I do like the way you draw dimitrius but I kinda disagree on presentation…it’s implied dimitrius is the “favorite” child, making me feel like the entire dynamic is a lot like Zuko and his family in ATLA.

Dimitrius may be the more menacing force here but that’s because he was born lucky, meanwhile Damian was lucky to be born

that's fair! i disagree, personally, with the idea of the sibling dynamic being the same as zuko and azula's — primarily because they have different issues and the age gap appears to be significantly larger (zuko was 16 and azula was 14 in ATLA, damian is 6 while demetrius' age is unknown but he is definitely at least a pre-teen and at most maybe 16-17), plus demetrius and damian are on speaking terms. and the parents being so different (and both present) is a very important factor...

...buuut we simply don't know enough about demetrius to make a solid interpretation on their dynamic, in my opinion! the lad has a singular scene where he speaks on the phone with damian, after all, and it took us like 25 chapters to just learn his name; not enough to make a good solid call on how he is as a person, which would be the first step in determining how he gets along with damian

i also must point out that everything i have drawn about demetrius is not a reflection of how i think canon should or will be, but rather just silly wishful thinking and a (very) mild exploration of how his character might end up being! i like drawing fluff the most, and canon evidence is currently pointing towards a lot of upcoming angst for all desmonds, so ofc most of my art can be described as canon-inspired rather than actually canon

that being said, deme has few enough canon mentions that i feel plenty comfortable just listing them all in case it might be helpful

SO!

✨in terms of strictly canon thus far (at the time of me writing this, we've reached chapter 84), there are 6 chapters in which he gets mentioned:

in chapter 8, twilight super briefly mentions that "he's joining his brother at eden academy this year," so we know that he exists JDFKLSD

in chapter 9, damian thinks: "never in my life has anyone defied me. even my older brother never struck me." this would imply that either demetrius has a temper, or damian just bugs him a lot. i'm betting on the former but both are an option

in chapter 25 (his name-drop chapter), jeeves mentions demetrius is returning home for the holiday, which can mean many things: he may be secure enough in his grades to afford it compared to damian who is staying in school because he is not; he could be missing his parents, meaning he may be on better terms with them than damian is; or he might not like the environment of the school dorms

in chapter 27, twilight thinks: "both of the desmonds seem to be exceptional students. especially the older one. he barely got a single question wrong." which confirms that demetrius is doing very very well in school

chapter 37 seems to be the first time where it's confirmed our lad is an imperial scholar! and is also the first time we hear him speak. he seems a bit tired, curt but not intentionally rude, and the line "don't get your hopes up" implies that he's sympathetic to damian's current situation

lastly, there's the very vague mention aaaaall the way in chapter 66, when one of the ladies says "with both their boys being so exceptional, they hardly need much attention," meaning that despite his accomplishments, demetrius isn't getting much attention from their parents either. in the same chapter, twilight says about melinda: "plus, she seems estranged from her husband and sons," so there's definitely more distance from melinda than from donovan, but it's fair to assume that demetrius likely isn't getting pampered or anything by his father, especially not with donovan's opinions on children DSFJSDK, and twilight does at one point also say "considering the relationships they have with their children," so donovan is still very very distant

all of this is not enough to easily build a dynamic for the brothers i'd say. we have more info on them as individuals than them as a unit, and not enough to build demetrius an actual personality with his whole 6 mentions, out of which only 3 give mild info on what he might be like

the conversation on him gets more difficult if you also count the fact that thus far, each forger has had a desmond counterpart, and yuri is like a big brother to anya in a way (despite being an uncle, since he acts rather childishly), making demetrius the most likely candidate for the yuri counterpart, but that is a whoooole different conversation that would require a lot lot lot more speculation than i feel like doing lol

but anyway yeeeeeee hope this makes sense!! :]

#i was debating on keeping it short but #despite the fact that i am short... i talk at length #so you get a List #asks #sxf #sxf manga #demetrius desmond

[brimstone-rose]

#found this absolutely insane cathedral where i’m visiting my sister #i was truly speechless #we were taking pictures of the outside and the organ player (8000 pipes!!!) was coming in to work and gave us a short tour #we may go for saturday evening mass (despite the fact that we’re not catholic) just to experience it and hear him play #mine #my photos #cathedral #catholiscism #church #beautiful churches #the cathedral of mary our queen #happy accidents #mary #the virgin mary #stained glass #religious iconography #i’m no photographer but hopefully i did it a small amount of justice

[a-twistedheartslonging]

I want one of my fave twst boys to help me buzz my head, trying to make sure you didn't miss patches in the back by yourself is harder than you would think.

Rook and Jade would prob keep some of the hair.

Any of the first years would fuck it up but hey, to me it's still better than being forced to grow it out.

#Nothing like being screamed at by your mom for cutting your hair despite the fact you are an adult in your late 20s. #even the peeps in my fam who arnt super anti-queer are weird about a “woman” having short hair. #personal

[showtoonzfan]

Still thinking about Viv saying Hazbin is a “female focused show” even though Charlie’s character leak description was like….2-3 sentences while characters like Alastor, Angel, Vox, and Val had a boat load of information to them. 💀

#even Vaggie and Nifty’s were so damn short despite being hotel patrons and part of the main 6 cast #Viv calling HH a female focused show was such an ass puller omg #like I don’t care if a female is the main character- that doesn’t take away the fact that you’ve developed the males more over the years #she needs to stop ignoring her obvious favoritism #even her favorite HH character was confirmed to be Adam #vivziepop critical #spindlehorse critical #hazbin hotel critical #hazbin critical #vivziepop criticism #hazbin hotel criticism

[endious]

Kinda wholesale jeff mason though but imagine his s/o wanting to hold his hand while out together (pre night of murder) and he's just like "ew no what if people see" but he finally gives in after seeing how sad you are and he just shoves his hand into yours and he's just like "fine whatever". He secretly enjoys it no matter what he says. This might be super ooc but I thought it was cute

-🍓

THE IDEA OF HIM EVENTUALLY GIVING INNNNN OH MY GOD listen ion write sfw stuff im not good at fluff or anything LMFAOAO BUT ! its so cute wthh

“Pleaseeee?” “No.” It’s instant the way he shoots down your question, tone flat and void of any emotion as he keeps his eyes on ahead.

You deflate momentarily before trying again. “C’mon! It’s cold and my hands are freezing!” “‘m not doing it.”

“Jeff…” You pout, casting your eyes to the sidewalk and hanging your head low as silence fell over the two of you accompanied by the sound of both your footsteps.

. . . God you were such a handful.

“For fucks sake, fine.” And he is annoyed with your persistence. He really doesn’t like the idea of his hand touching someone else’s, it makes his face scrunch up in disgust and if it were anyone else he would’ve told them to fuck off and kick rocks. But of course he had to be with the biggest baby in all of Forest Lawn.

The way you seem to have a skip in your step afterwards makes him feel irritated that you’re so happy go lucky all the time (and especially when you’re around him. He doesn’t understand where your joy comes from consider he sucks the happiness out of everything and everyone around him.) But the corners of his lips tug up slightly and he lets out a slight chuckle as he drops his head for a second.

“What’s wrong?” You ask, always so genuine and caring. It’s fucking weird to experience and deal with someone besides his annoying family worrying about him, but you aren’t obnoxious about it. It’s as if you’re slowly “understanding” him and what gets on his nerves the most. The thought makes him chuckle again.

“‘s nothin’.” He grins to himself, shaking your hand exaggeratedly in his own as if he’s trying to shake the foreign feeling he got away.

You giggle at the action, all smiley with heart eyes at him as you step a little closer and squeeze his larger hand gently before talking on about a creepy shop you thought he’d like to look at and his fingers ever so slightly push into your hand more.

#— cadie answers #— 🍓 nonnie #is this short ? yeah idk how to write something soft IM SORRYYYY #i hope i did him justice tho… despite the fact he isnt killing someone in this #IT IS CUTEEEEE ARRRRGGGGGGG I WONT HIM ! #I WANT TO GRAB HIM BY HIS FACE AND STARE INTO HIS EYESSSS #I WANNA (this is gross) LOOK AT ROADKILL WITH HIM AND WATCH HIM POKE IT WITH A STICK OUT OF CURIOSITY #I WANT TO H*LD HIS GOD DAMN FUCKING H*ND ! ! ! #NOTICED YOU SAID WHOLE SALE HELP ME ! !

[gibbearish]

ik i talk abt high control groups kinda often but i do encourage anyone involved in discourse in any capacity to watch folding ideas' "this is financial advice" video, because a lot of what he says about the gamestop apes being a self-organizing high control group imo also explains the more toxic discourse tendencies, and i feel like most discussion around high-control groups on here focuses on the tradtional kind that has one or a few distinct leaders which makes it harder to draw parallels between the signs. so i think its important to point out that these kinds of groups can still create that same energy as a unit even if there isn't one specific person calling the shots

#origibberish #namely the signs ive noticed most over the years are obviously internal jargon‚ thats kind of a given when working with microlabels #but see also transmed/truscum/trender/tucute/acey/theyfab/transandrophobia truther/etc etc etc #ideas being boiled down to short gotchas that just get ping ponged back and forth #see The Entirely Of Any Ace Discourse Argument for that but again see 'theyre just trans mras' #and the tendancy for members to turn on anyone who steps out of line even a little #omg i cqnt believe i forgot pro/anti discourse too theyre really bad about all of these on both sides #oh or another example would be steven universe discourse #like 'it endorses letting fascists off the hook' would just get thrown around as if it was undisputed fact despite there being MILES #of shit going on in the background to get to that #anyways. yeah 👍 keeping this in mind has already made a huge difference in how i engage in online discussions #and has also been a good rule of thumb for when to Stop engaging with someone #where if theyre displaying these signs thank you i do not want to be part of this #and like yes that goes for people youre arguing with but it obviously /ESPECIALLY/ goes for people you like #if you have a friend who you feel like you cant say anything that disagrees with them or theyll freak out at you. you dont have to keep #being friends with them. if being around someone makes you uncomfortable and you constantly find yourself making excuses for why #they treat you the way they do then thats a bad sign #and like with that i really hope ive managed to yknow. create a nice space here where ppl feel safe bringing stuff up? #idk

[bookshelf-in-progress]

It's so weird when you have a story whose plot problems you've been unable to tangle for years, and then suddenly you come back to it and bash your head against it for a while, and it turns out that the answer was so simple and it was there the whole time. Am I supposed to be happy this came together or embarrassed that it took me so long to find the obvious answer?

#so it turns out that arateph princess and the pea retelling was actually an extremely simple story #only i kept trying to tangle it up in politics and logistics #and spinning off a million different plot possibilities #when all it needed was a bit of setup at the beginning #so we can have the worst possible thing happen at the worst possible time #it doesn't need to be directly related to anything in the fmc's plot it can just come crashing into it #and then force her to make decisions #i'm also ashamed that i forgot to make the queen the main antagonist in this story #despite the fact that she's there as an antagonist point of view from the beginning #really the reason i'm a short story writer is because the moment i try to bring in all these details it turns into this snarled tangled mes #whereas when i keep it focused on the basic concepts i started with everything is so clear and simple #adventures in writing

[inchling-prince]

Oh he is rabid. Wait, based on our conversation yesterday does this mean that you think Acronix is short??? Short king???

#i declare it to be true #despite the fact that it directly contradicts my headcanon that he’s fucking huge #bro’s walk animation sometimes just makes him look big #but oh my god it would be so funny if he’s short and just walks like that on purpose

[cryptideye]

also if i see one more post like "wow its so important how they put this woman in a dress and makeup. it PROVES that women can be strong AND feminine" im gonna scream like hey yeah weve been getting the pink girlpower characters for fucking ages. if a woman is actually masculine, the MAJORITY of the time its to make fun of her or make her seem undesirable and disgusting. and if they DONT show it being explicitly negative theres a good chance her "tomboyishness" will be seen as something to be fixed and she will "clean herself up" and become more feminine for "special occasions" or whatever. like we dont NEED more "proof women can be strong and feminine" what about women who are strong and MASCULINE and dont wear makeup or high heels or dresses even if a boy asks her to??? they get basically NO representation but people love to act like we have an ocean of beautiful butches and the poor feminine women have no rep proving they can be strong :(((

#and i do mean actually masculine #i dont just mean 'she has short hair but DONT WORRY she still wears makeup and feminine clothing" #like bro... where are the butches... pspspspspsp... please... #actually not even masculine. #bc a lot of this is just 'women not purposefully altering their appearance or wearing impractical clothes' #insane how a woman just NOT wearing makeup to change her appearance or NOT shaving is seen as masculine or gnc #(despite the fact that both men AND women naturally have. faces. and hair on their bodies) #but unfortunately this is where the bar is #cant even consider women who purposefully dress in mens clothing or getting hairier on purpose

[greenapel]

my designs of donnie and horseshoe crab (+ a funny) !!! ^_^ i love them so much .. sillynation is coming together ...

#fall out boy #fall out boy fanart #americas suitehearts #myart #donnie the catcher #the luckiest man horseshoe crab #joe trohman #should i tag his name like that i dont want the Real Horseshoe Crab (sea creature) fans to be inconvenienced by gay people #Also i cannot draw tattoos at ALL i have NEVER drawn one until now as u can tell (starts bawling) #i tried to make them associated w luck since i hc horseshoe to be incredibly superstitious >_< #also ... i give a cookie to the people who recognize the i was born drawing >:3 #ok im gonna rant abt donnies original design lol #it makes me so upset how they didnt incorporate ANYTHING abt baseball to their design despite the fact ... he is literally The Catcher .. #... like youre gonna just make him a SCOUNDREL in BASKETBALL SHORTS and a SILLY CROP TOP COAT!? #donnie was EASILY done the worst out of the 4 sigh #whew i think these are the most tags ive written..

[problemcore]

late night avm doodles. i like these guys.......

#avm #avm fanart #avm purple #avm red #avm green #avm shorts #BOY ITS SO HOT HERE. UGHHHHH. summer is killing me #dnoodles #ay ay ay. anyway. these guys have been living rent free both on alan's desktop and my brain #i still dont have designs for blue and yellow. despite the fact they're like second and third favorites of mine lmao #(purple is most favorite tho <3 this guy can store so much trauma) #anyway when i make human designs. i HAVE to give them the most transgender swag possible i simply gotta. #purple's outfit is like. literally just an alternate version of one of my own favorite outfits. i have a yellow hoodie instead tho. #shows how much i project onto this guy. #sometimes you just gotta draw your favorite characters being comfy and wearing sweaters when youre suffering 32c degrees weather #i also have traditional doodles. might post them. might not. #about green's design. i just NEED to make his fashion sense. nonexistent. its so much funnier #like he's great at everything he does but he absolutely cannot dress himself up. i call it the teruki hanazawa effect. #red is just a little guy i rly love drawing red :) #also the red and pig doodle is based on the bit around the end of the episode The Witch. he's just carrying him on his back :) #why does SC have a halo? well i've decided to give the hollowheads halos in my human designs >:) #yeah okay im done. thank u for reading :) i like these guys a LOT

[ach-sss-no]

Prompts: blue, and goodnight

Finally! Gollum in his natural habitat: death. I was going to draw a tame little sleepy picture for goodnight but then I realized I’d never drawn the character’s infamous final moments of careening into a volcano. (He’s catching fire on the way down because it’s really hot in there) That lava is really bright. nature’s way of warning you that it’s dangerous

I made liberal use of these water reflection brushes in both images: https://www.deviantart.com/pixelstains/art/3-Photoshop-Brushes-for-Painting-Water-Reflections-519083427 (to the curious, I use Clip Studio Paint, it is compatible with Photoshop brushes)

This concludes my Mermay challenge! I’m going to post two compilation posts of the art tomorrow, to celebrate completing the challenge & the release of the gollum game which releases tomorrow allegedly. Woo! I’ve had it wishlisted for over a year, and I’m 1000% sure there are people who have been waiting longer than that. I hope it’s good! If it’s not good, I’m sure it will at least be funny.

(This blog might be a little bit quiet now that this challenge is done. I have other plans for June involving original work and that all will be posted over at @cassiesart !)

#Wow it's a good thing those shorts are apparently super super tight at the waist and not immediately sliding off! #Despite the fact that he has no hips! #eyestrain/ #smaygol #gollum mermay 2023 #CANNONBAAAAALLLL