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tomatotarantula · 7 months
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I love them smm theyr so special to me sillys frfr
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magici-if · 11 months
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Can i have either 'Y' or 'O' ?
so I only did Y cuz this post got realllllllly long
Y = Yuck (Do they have any pet peeves about their s/o? Are there any habits that might bother their s/o?)
from THIS prompt list
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Martin:
Do they have any pet peeves about their s/o?
Just...noise. Their partner chewing loudly/ with their mouth open, talking way too loudly, and picking their nose. Also, their partner queue jumping.
Are there any habits that might bother their s/o?
He snores really loudly and he gets up a lot of times during the night: first he might wanna get a midnight snack, then drink some water, then go to the toilet, then go open the window 'cause it's hot, and the list goes on. Yes, all that in one night.
Those endearing moments where you catch your partner sleeping and they just look so cute? Yeah, never happening with Martin, he's either up or snoring. He also sometimes uses words the wrong way 'cause English isn't his first language.
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Demetra:
Do they have any pet peeves about their s/o?
Just, anything that makes her feel like her presence is unappreciated. Cancelling on her the last minute when she had a whole date planned.
When she's talking about something important and her partner keeps interrupting her and not letting her speak.Her partner starting an argument in public or while they're in front of people they know.
Her s/o being on their phone when they're alone with each other. Also her partner leaving her messages on read without even reacting with a heart. (poor dem)
Are there any habits that might bother their s/o?
She texts like she talks: let's say she needs to say a lot via text, instead of writing one big paragraph, she'll end up sending 10 different text bubbles.
Dem 🫶
"okay" "so like" "the craziest thing just happened" "anyways i'll tell you when you get home" "cus I dont wna annoy you w too many messages"
Narrator: watch her send a myriad of messages
Dem 🫶
"are you not gna ask what it is?" ":(" "i miss you"
And then when her s/o asks her what it was, what will happen is:
Exhibit A:
"Oh I have no idea, I don't remember. Must have been something dumb."
Exhibit B:
"Oh no nevermind it was really dumb." / She grins, "I lied, just wanted to get your attention"
Exhibit C:
"Oh yeah! Let me tell you." and it's something really dumb.
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Evander:
Do they have any pet peeves about their s/o?
His partner's glasses falling off their nose and them pushing them up by the middle like an anime character. His partner taking his food from his plate without asking. Seeing someone's snus on their gums while they are speaking.
Are there any habits that might bother their s/o?
They're lazy, and it's more of a lifestyle than a habit. He also makes a lot of useless group chats for everything, him and his friends are going to the cinema next Friday?
" '🔥🎥🎥 CINEMA NIGHT GANG 🔥🔥💯💯' was created by 'california's biggest babe (evander) ❤︎'. "
(he's never been in california)
At this point they'll do it on purpose to annoy people. Evander and MC going on a date?
"You've been added to '😈🤓 DATE NIGHT BABES🍆💞' "
"You've been added to 'oops I did it again ⚽️↗↘💥🥅 I scored a cutie.'"
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Harley:
Do they have any pet peeves about their s/o?
Harley loves to just sit and talk with people, especially her lover. So her pet peeve would be when she wants to talk but it becomes a monologue 'cause her partner just stares at her and answers with monosyllables.
When Harley and her partner have planned to do an activity, and her partner keeps saying they're about to go get dressed so they can go, but it's been 3 hours and they still haven't done that.
Are there any habits that might bother their s/o?
She's an early bird. Say her s/o accidentally wakes up at 7:00 am, they'll find that Harley has already left, made coffee, left a a cute note saying
"brb!!! wanted to go on a run! I love you!!"
and bought groceries. They'll fall back asleep and wake up an hour later and Harley would have come home, wrote a song about how cute her partner is when they sleep, and bought them a bouquet with their favourite flowers.
Basically lazy mornings together are non existent with her and she'll prolly accidentally wake her partner up like 3 times in a morning.
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Echo:
Do they have any pet peeves about their s/o?
When her s/o folds a page on a book instead of using a bookmark, or when they doodle on her textbook with a pen when she'd planned on selling it afterwards.
Also the phrases "Are you angry?" and "Why are you so quiet?" when she's just existing.
Are there any habits that might bother their s/o?
Echo will stay up the whole night playing a video game, watching a series or reading a book, their partner will go to sleep and wake up to find her in the same position. There comes the question: has she slept at all?
The answer is no.
She'll even try really really hard to convince her s/o to stay up with her so they can be together.
Echo will also literally terrorise her partner, she loves sneaking up on people and she's such a try-hard about it. She won't just sneak up on people, no; she'll even use her abyss powers to teleport behind her s/o and scare them.
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Dominic:
Do they have any pet peeves about their s/o?
Bad hygiene, especially bad breath/ yellow teeth. Bad communication, like his s/o giving him the cold shoulder after they had a disagreement.
Are there any habits that might bother their s/o?
He's a workaholic, if he can work on a book he's writing, research a specific type of affinity, or read a book about magic theory, he will. This man doesn't know how to relax, his partner will have to force him to sit down and chill together.
He is also probably addicted to playing chess on his phone, if he isn't working or spending time with his partner, he's on the chess.com app. Specifically, the 3 minute long matches, which he'll lose anyways 'cause he forgets he only has 3 minutes and he'll spend an eternity before making any move.
All this 'cause he watched one (!) episode of The Queen's Gambit (didn't have the time to watch the rest, he says).
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Tanz der Vampire March 5th 2023
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Um holy fuck???? Wouldn’t change a thing 12/10, seeing this show live after 6 years of subsisting off of bootlegs. It’s completely different seeing it live.
Act one, phenomenal, I got jumped scared by Krolock, also got a side eye and a smirk because I whipped around so fast once he was in the aisle and was smiling like an idiot.
The dancers were incredible black vampire put so much into it and also some fun little unexpected things from him. All the dancing was absolutely flawless from everyone else as well.
Magda was incredible, her fear leading up to her getting bit was palpable, was she was a vampire she was so cheeky!
I normally hate Chagal but he was so funny, like going to bite Magda, mocking her fear, and then realizing, oh fuck he’s a vampire. Weirdly charismatic, especially with Magda when they’re in a crypt. They were fun to see.
Herbert so so baby, tall as hell, very playful, also wonderful voice!
Alfred. What a cutie, I’m usually pretty meh on Alfred’s but I couldn’t stop smiling during Fur Sarah because he was so sweet and sincere.
Fun things
Alfred dropping on top of the coffin was a solid thunk so it was very funny
Krolock kept showing Sarah off after he bit her while carrying her, dipping her down to show her bite to the others. Krolock went to say something during Vor dem Schloss and was cut off by the professor, very funny, definitely being a playful asshole with the professor but delivered such a good and moving bit once it was just him and Alfred anything that was loud and big was followed by lines delivered so softly I couldn’t help but be entranced. On a spicy note, dear lord the growls, going to bite Sarah at the end of ToFi was, oof, held her close the entire time while touching her, almost had a kiss during ToFi as well. Gier was Heart breaking.
Rebecca was wonderful, definitely the wife tired of her husband’s wandering eye but still loved him dearly.
Wow look at that back to Krolock, filippo definitely has younger vibes as Krolock, gorgeous voice, went for it with adding riffs and having fun with it vocally, it works really well with everything he has going.
Kristen was fabulous as Sarah, definitely a favorite now. She’s so playful and sweet as Sarah, very clear voice, and beautiful on the high notes.
Froze at stage door, completely worth it though. Filippo was so kind, remembered my friend and I from when he walked through the aisle and took the time to talk with us.
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k3boardsmashhhhh · 1 year
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Top ten black splatband characters because I said so 😈
1. Maya and Kitamura from ink theory. Maya reminds me of the rnb singer mya and she gives off mixed girl vibes like look at dem locs. same with Kitamura she’s def a darkskin girl!! she got her little fro out and she’s just so cute
2. Warabi mid-pair/j bro is so crazy and bro is so real for that. To me warabi is def Japanese, Brazilian, and Trinidadian I love Warabi too much they’re so 2012 scene kid mixed with swag era. Plus bro always serves cunt like what white gender-fluid DJ can do that?? Exactly none of those octohoes.🗣️🗣️🗣️
3. Kuze from Hightide era. Kuze is black man idc. I feel like he would be Guyanese he’s just so pretty n fashionable and fun love him so much (hightide era please come home… please.)
4. Mizole and Tsumabushi from Wet Floor. Both of them got black t-boy swagger that’s unexplainable. Mizole has albinism while this dude neil is brownskin and too prove my point even further they both of them got 4c hair too cmon now we all know they black asf
5.Harmony/Paruko from The chirpy chips/ABXY My boo boo stinkaling HARMONYYYYYY!!!! I love Paruko a lot she’s so sillayyy (her being transfem and a sapphic Autizzy real) they r getting hit with my negrofication beam her ass is lightskin period
6.Murasaki from SQSQ/Front roe. Tbh so many of the sea urchins with black spikes or locs reminds me of textured hair therefore being black as hell to me (such as Spyke and murch) plus just like Paul Murasaki was the og black kid swagger now my boy got older and still kept that swag I see him
7. Paul from SashiMori. If this goofy lil mf had a voice it will forever be Darwin from tawog ion make the rules I’m sorry. Paul is such a cutie patootie but he def gives off that black swaggy kid vibe but also dusty ass ipad kid. Bros turning 15?? In splat3 I believe so I hope I’m right and we can finally see what he looks like after all these years🙏🏽🙏🏽
8. Kikura from C-Side. They are black period… KIKURA IS BLACK!!11 (ily kikura muah)
9.Fin bottom and Blow bottom from Bottom Feeders. Fin respectfully is Afro Scottish while blow is Afro Irish!! They are so real and silly
10. Mizuta Ahato basically Dedf1sh. They made damn near every octoling DJ black so my favorite blasian stud had to be on this list period
If you read allat thank you🫶🏽
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realreulbbrband · 1 year
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Ship asks for Demeter!
YAYAYA golden girl
My NOTP for them
yeah don’t have one, my girl deserves love so doesn’t matter who brings it to her.
My BROTP for them
I talked about this before but she is tea time, meditation besties with Coricopat and Tantomile. They’ve probably given her crystals at some point.
My OTP for them 
Demelurina, I just love how much they can rely on each other? And how Demeter feels like she can run to Bombalurina for protection and or comfort it’s just yes yes. I feel like they have the sort of bound where they understand each-other more than anyone else and I love it.
My second choice pairing for them 
Demelonzo!! Listen I saw the gif of them in cats Hamburg after the lights go out when Macavity escapes and I was sold. Also just the idea of Alonzo not being completely sure of his role as a protector at first (because of his past with Macavity and what not) but becoming more encouraged thanks to Demeter and wanting to protect her just fuels my Brain with happys.
also the gif of him trying to reach for her when Macavity grabs her in Vienna 1983…..oh my god
My fluffy pairing for them
Cassmeter…listen I just love them ok? Cuties who hold hands.
My angsty pairing for them 
Demecavity. Self explanatory.
My favorite poly ship for them 
Demebombastrap!!!! But like they’re all actually dating eachother not just bomba and Munk dating dem
My weirdest pairing for them
Tugmeter probably, I don’t know why I feel like I’m alone on this one but it’s ok. I mostly ship it since the first time I watched cats it was the 2016 revival bootleg and Demeter didn’t seem to dislike tugger at all so I was a bit suprised with that interpretation of thier dynamic started popping up every now and again. Also just silly I like silly. I normally ship them Platonic or romantically though since they’re just so neat <3
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the-blind-geisha · 3 years
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Conflicting princess mc and Demi Dems is too cwute to think about. She’d be his ferociously evil cutie pie. Kinda reminds me of the one you did with the bashful MC trying to do dominatrix 😂
Haha, awww. She's the cute kitty that everybody wants to pet but will hiss and scratch at you if you're not Demiurge. XD If it's Demiurge, she just buries her face in his lap and muffles a whine, because she's too shy a cream puff to be aggressive or anything towards him.
Oh gosh, shy dom!MC is hilariously adorable. I love the thought of her just trying to be this big meanie and she can't. But Demiurge thinks it's absolutely adorable and a grade A win for him.
He will teach her how to purr and maybe roar. ;) Depends on how he's feeling.
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♡ + Fizz and Verosika (gimmie dem cuties)
                              Bring me up, Bring me down ❤
Who is the most affectionate?
I’d say both, probably Fizzarolli a little more because any stimulation-- he loves. You know you wanna pet him, Verosika. Pet hiiiiiim~
Who initiates the handholding?
Probably Verosika, but I can see both of them doing so. Fizzarolli might be a little cautious, especially if they’re at Loo Loo Land, but anywhere else? He’ll be glad to hold hands with her.
Who worries more for the other?
Both of them do for various reasons? Verosika worries for Fizzarolli because of who he works for and Fizzarolli worries as he tends to worry about anyone that gets close to him that’s organic, especially if Mammon finds out and gets jealous.
Who is more likely to ask for help?
Hmmm... Probably Verosika, mostly Fizzarolli doesn’t like asking for help and sometimes can’t with his programming. If she does though, he’d be willing to help, granted if its something he can help with.
Who is the one always losing the keys?
Verosika? I don’t know! At least she has keys to such things! Fizz doesn’t akjenga
Who leaves little love notes for the other?
Verosika and maybe Fizzarolli. He works constantly, so I’d imagine she’d leave little notes for him or maybe even pictures, especially if its like over the phone or something. Same thing for Fizz.
Who can’t sleep unless the other is there?
Well since Fizzarolli doesn’t require sleep, Verosika? At least when she sleeps over or Fizz comes over and spends the night. She gets use to hearing his purring or just the idle hum of his systems, his hands on her body or gently toying with her tail or hair. When he’s not there, she misses him.
Who is more likely to propose to the other?
Hmm... That’s hard to say. Not sure if they’ll ever reach such a stage, not that they wouldn’t wish for such or whatever, but circumstances as they are-- It’s not something they don’t think about or Fizzarolli doesn’t at least.
Who introduced the other to their family first?
Well neither have family? I can imagine Verosika introducing Fizz to her Entourage, fellow succubi and what not. Fizz... would not want her to meet Mammon and hopefully that won’t happen.
Who is more likely to play with the other’s hair?
Fizzarolli because-- that’s just what he do. He loves it. Verosika is welcome to play with his ears though~
Who makes sure the other has meals/stays hydrated?
Fizzarolli, again because he doesn’t need to do those things. I can imagine him being at her one of her practices or concerts, handing her snacks or water-- Whatever. He steals a kiss and smacks her ass, telling her to get back.
Who is more likely to stand up to anyone for the other?
Both? Fizz is the protective BF, so if he sees someone messing with Verosika ( not that he thinks she can’t take care of herself ), he’ll step in. Same could be said with Ver, of course he doesn’t want her fighting his battles, especially with someone he knows she can’t win against ( like Mammon ).
Who is the most likely to prepare a surprise for the other?
Hmmm.. Both? Probably more-so with Fizzarolli since like I said, that’s a habit of his since he thinks that’ll get others to like him more or get them to stay and not leave him.
Who makes the other pinky promise not to do certain things?
Neither? Fizzarolli doesn’t believe in that sort of stuff and I feel with the way their relationship is, they really wouldn’t do much anyways-- At least nothing that could be seen as bad? If that makes sense.
Who puts a blanket over the other when they fall asleep on the couch?
Fizzarolli because of obvious reasons. Probably will carry her to bed and place her there instead, lay down with her and just stay there for a bit until the need to move becomes too much that he has to get up.
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incorrectcats · 4 years
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JELLICLE QUEENS APPRECIATION MONTH (delayed because I’m a mess and I deserve 0 rights)
Okay let’s give some love to these queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeens!!! @jelliclequeens​ please forgive me, I’m dumb.
June 2nd - Jellylorum
What do you love about this queen? Her attitude both caring and fun. She’s so underrated, honestly. A lovely mother-like queen who also has a dope ass number with Dem and Bomalu? That’s a big YES for me.
What is your favorite version of this queen? I love the 1998 version, she’s the Jelly to me, but I really enjoyed the 2016 revival and it made me like her more than before.
Who is your favorite actress that played this queen? Sara Jean Ford
What is your wlw ship with this queen? Jennyjelly because I’m basic.
Your favorite moment of this queen in the musical? Her background moments, when you suddenly look at her and she’s taking care of any cat in the tribe is just wow 10/10 warms up my cold heart.
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June 3rd - Jemima/Syllabub
What do you love about this queen? She’s a little kindness punk and that makes me love her to the Moon and back.
What is your favorite version of this queen? 1998, whixh is my go-to version and OLC because she was punk af and I LOVE IT.
Who is your favorite actress that played this queen? Veerle Casteleyn because she a baby.
What is your wlw ship with this queen? HMM, I rarely ship this girl, but I think that maybe she and Etcetera or Victoria could be cute. On one side you have a dorky partner and on the other this super elegant semi-magical dancing queen.
Your favorite moment of this queen in the musical? When she sings before Memory, the part of the “daylight, see the dew on a sunflower...”. It makes me cry ALWAYS.
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June 4th - Electra
What do you love about this queen? I’m going to be honest, guys, I haven’t paid her much attention because I’m trash, but I think her makeup is pretty cool!
What is your favorite version of this queen? Vienna 2019! That’s when she caught my attention.
Who is your favorite actress that played this queen? Vicky Riddoch
What is your wlw ship with this queen? Maybe with Etcetera? Sorry, Cettie is such a likeable character, I like her with everyone lol
Your favorite moment of this queen in the musical? I don’t know much, but being a background characters gives her a lot of space to just vibe lol. But seriously, I think that’s really cool and it let’s you see her personality as the actress wants to depict it.
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June 5th - Etcetera
What do you love about this queen? EVERYTHING, SHE’S A BIG MOOD, but also a huge cutie, who doesn’t love her??
What is your favorite version of this queen? 1998 and I’m angry that she’s not included in every production because she deserves the world, period. I also saw that she’s used as swing in the Asian tours and omg her design is cute af!
Who is your favorite actress that played this queen? Jo Bingham
What is your wlw ship with this queen? With everyone because she’s an angel. Okay, but maybe Jemima, idk.
Your favorite moment of this queen in the musical? Her iconic scream. As I’ve said, a mood.
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wannabecatwriter · 4 years
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She wasn’t sure how she drove to the Starbucks by her school safely, but now she was having second thoughts about coming here. The couple behind her was involved in the middle of a serious “I love you” fest and she wasn’t sure she could handle another “Love Bunny” or “Cutie pie” from them without shouting at them to scram.
Who even talked like this in public?
This sucked. Going to that auto-shop was a dumb idea. She was such an idiot. Dem was right, she should’ve just closed her eyes to it all. After all, the transfer was anonymous and she wasn’t supposed to know.
The truth was, she wasn’t even properly angry with Jasper. At least, not in the way she was supposed to be. Yes, he did cross a big personal line by giving her the money. But in all honesty, it was a nice thing to do. 
She was angry because, by doing so, he made himself strictly off limits. Not that he wasn’t before, but this made it more real. She couldn’t possibly take the guy’s money and then have any sort of a relationship with him. Even fantasizing about it seemed wrong now.
She sighed. It was so messed up, but the entire time she was in his office, she imagined getting him out of his clothes. It was a really good thing she left when she did...
The couple behind didn’t stop their relentless flirting and it didn’t seem like they were going to stop any time soon. She so needed a smoke.
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toonstarterz · 4 years
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BECAUSE I’M NOT POPULAR, I’LL READ WATAMOTE: CHAPTER #167
Hey, I’m not dead!
Yeah, sorry that took a while. Had a lot of real-life shit to work through, honestly. In any case, I finally sat my butt down to really crack down on yet another fun-tastical chapter. Tomoko’s actually doing what a lot of quasi-incel degenerates are afraid to do in high school and is taking an actual stab at self-improvement. Will karma rear its ugly head, or is the series now beyond that point?
Chapter 167: Because I’m Not Popular, I’ll Spend My Time Wisely unlike me
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This is a really pretty shot and...that’s about it. Real pretty. 
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Oh dear! The friendship disease has disrupted Tomoko’s gremlin-like body clock and has her waking up early like a healthy human being!
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Reminds of that one Gintama episode. You know, that one with Kagura and the sick kid and you don’t care, do you?
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I know Japan prides itself on its cheap, quality goods, but Tomoko is a real penny-pincher, eh? Well, she’s a Gen Zer, so I can’t complain.
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Not sure if this makes me sound like a perv or whatever, but hot damn, the detail on this model is stupidly good. I mean, just look at the patterning on that bra. You can really tell when Ikko’s really getting into the art.
They’re really milking the armpit fetish, aren’t they?
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Tomoko...sweetie...my girl...
You don’t even have a dick. I mean, sure, you could find it fascinating from a purely educational, not-applicable-to-you perspective. And yeah, I suppose it could be useful if you were to start a sexual relationship with a noncanonical male. But to be honest, I can’t help but take it as more signs of your gender dysphoria here. 
I mean, hey, whatever floats your boat.  
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Well, they say kids learn more about practical knowledge out in the real world than in school, don’t they? 
Then again, coughgoogleitcough.
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I always thought Tomoko was just having some kind of psychosomatic experience when she talks about being de-energized from a lack of sexual stimulation. 
Now I’m inches from calling that shit an actual, physiological withdrawal.
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Ah, the good ol’ days. Back when future prospects felt like a lifetime away and you could spend days on end dicking around, lamenting the need to get serious, and disregarding your resolve right after because you secretly didn’t really care.
...I gotta stop projecting.
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Despite Tomoko proving time and again that she can be a crass-hole with a negative outlook on life, it’s when she does childish things like laying your head on your arm when studying and cuddling her plushies that her innocent side pops up and you realize that Tomoko’s a legitimate cutie. 
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Fake-smoking? Tomoko, stop! If you keep this up, you’ll turn from a deconstruction of a cute, moe girl to becoming an actual cute, moe girl.
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I only just noticed that Tomoko’s wearing a “happy” shirt. Remember when she was sporting the “alone” shirt back in year one? Even her clothes get character development.
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Oh, shit. Your girl Yuu-chan talking this whole cram school thing seriously even though she’s at a disadvantage. You see, this is why Yuu is literally the best. Despite being at the “top” of the school clique food chain, she has not once ever felt like “bottomfeeders” like Tomoko and Komi were below her in any way. Sure, she knows they’re weirdos, but she makes those acknowledgments without judgement, and all while putting herself on the same leveling field. She doesn’t love them ironically–she loves them sincerely, and that’s why Yuu is awesome. 
Sorry if this turned into a ramble, but Yuu only gets like, one panel of dialogue nowadays and I wanted to make the most of it. 
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Tomoko be raising that “phone-call” flag like a motherfucking chad. 
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Oh, sorry. I saw Yuri with her hair down and lost track of time.
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Damn, Yuri’s pretty.
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Black leggings at home? That’s exactly the kind of conservative attire Yuri would wear and only Yuri could look amazing in. Seriously, If Ikko hadn’t become a manga artist, she would have made a damn fine fashion designer.
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And Tomoko be crushing that “home-visit” flag like a motherfucking chode.
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I could make a pretty tasteless joke about how “haha, Yuri will never look at you like you’re trash like she does at Tomoko,” but, 
a. it’s just the angle of the smartphone like Yuri said, and
b. you’d probably prefer to get denied like that, wouldn’t you?
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I can’t help but wonder if Tomoko realizes just how homoerotic she sounds. Like, does she have any inclination that her borderline-sexual harassment jokes could easily be misconstrued as flirting? Sure, she might be using the old excuse that “we’re both girls, so it’s fine right?”, but given that Tomoko at least knows about LGBTQ+, you’d think it would have at least crossed her mind.
Or maybe, on a sadder note, Tomoko doesn’t see it as flirting because she really does have zero faith in her own attractiveness...  
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There is no heterosexual reason for this exchange whatsoever.
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Alright, so I’m a dude, so...hell do I know. But do girls typically not wear bras when just lounging around the house? I know Tomoko is the kind to just wear tank tops if she can help it, but I always thought that was a characterization unique to her, and that other girls wear bras for the comfort and support like any other undergarment. I mean, sure, Yuri’s kind of reserved, but I wouldn’t think wearing a bra at home would be considered an oddity, yeah? I ask this out of genuine curiosity, but I’ll stop before it gets too creepy.
Side note, you can officially tell when Yuri gets pissed by her nose crinkles.
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I could give a long, analytical spiel about why Yuri didn’t give Tomoko a straight answer and speculate on what she was doing, but I eventually realized the answer was actually really simple:
It didn’t fucking matter to the story.
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The last time Tomoko had one of these “I know!” moments, she ended up trimming her pubes on a class trip. But surely Tomoko’s character growth wouldn’t allow something like that to happen again, would it not?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Adorbs.
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Can’t fight awkward with awkward, can you?
Tomoko, what are you playing at? You just said that video chatting was erotic and tried to get Yuri to lewd herself for you. And now you were planning to appear on-screen totally naked and you somehow don’t see any sexual implications for this at all? Finding it funny would be an elementary schooler’s mentality. If you seriously have no confidence in your sexuality, then sweetheart, you need some help. 
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You ever notice that Tomoko can lie through her teeth when trying to screw with people, but when lying to be nice, it sounds so phony? I think that says a lot about the kind of person she is.
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Ya’ll knew I was gonna add this panel, didn’t you?
I was never one to go crazy about blushing anime girls ‘cause to me, it always felt like it stemmed from some sadistic desire to see girls look uncomfortable. So while I can’t get behind it for reasons like that, I can admit that Yuri’s blush is fucking precious and I think that’s because I love seeing her so emotionally transparent for once. It feels rare, raw and well-earned after all this time, so yeah. A++ 
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Oh, Tomoko, if only you knew that skill often has nothing to do with it. Yuri’s not embarrassed because she sucks at humming, but because you saw a side of her that she only lets out in private. Trying to reassure her is a good move, but putting the girl on blast like that is not going to end well.  
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I felt like the vibration alone would’ve left a huge-ass crack on Yuri’s phone screen. This whole moment is like eleven tiers of funny because even though Tomoko is probably miles away, the impact of Yuri’s punch still jostles her. It also helps that we can visibly see Yuri’s fist come down mere millimeters from Tomoko’s mug. 
There is no escaping her wrath, Tomoko.
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I feel you, girl. For me, nothing beats a good ol’ burger and fries after a hard day of studying.
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Careful there, Tomoko. If there’s one thing that studying has taught me (other than I hate it), it’s that you could get serious burn out if you go all-out on the first day, especially if you’re typically not a regular studier. Always make sure to get dem breaks in. 
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That sounds like the kind of line you’d see in a mainstream shounen action manga like [ ]. I don’t even have a direct reference here, so feel free to fill in the blank.
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Hey, with Tomoko’s luck, I was expecting karma to hit her harder than Truck-kun in an isekai anime, so I consider this a small loss. 
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Man, remember when we were young and had ambitions as high as the sky, and we all wanted to change the world by being firefighters, astronauts, idols, and presidents?
Kind of sucks that “financial stability” has become our goal in life as we enter adulthood. Perhaps that’s just the mindset creative-types like Tomoko have towards the STEM industry when it’s hard to see what makes that world so personally fulfilling. 
Oops, my opinions are starting to seep in, so let's move on.
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Nooo, don’t do it, Nico Tanigawa Tomoko! Don’t sell out your passions for financial security even though it’s a totally viable career decision! How else are we going to validate the pursuit of our artistic dreams?  
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How in the hell is Tomoko balancing that drink? I’m willing to let it pass for rule of cute, but I don’t care how secure that cup is. One wrong move and those practice sheets are done for. 
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Jesus Christ, Nemo is on some otherworldly dimension of cute right here.
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I don’t even think Tomoko is trying to one-up her or anything. This is already the most effort she’s given to study in a single instance, so I think she genuinely just wants to share this personal accomplishment.
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You know, while it’s already been established that Tomoko and Nemo have different tastes in anime, that doesn’t necessarily mean they wouldn’t watch the same show, right? Just for different reasons. While Nemo would watch her cute slice-of-life series earnestly, Tomoko would probably watch them ironically MST3K-style. In any case, it’s a good way for them to find some common ground.
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Bruh, Nemo must be over the fucking moon for this opportunity. Think about it: when was the last time she’s had someone to watch anime with her? After concealing her power level for so long, this could be the first time Nemo has had a fellow anime fan to geek out over a series with. And not just discussing it afterward, but actually reacting to a live episode together.  
Nemo may give Tomoko all kinds of shit, but this is actually what she wanted all along, wasn’t it?
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Boy, Tomoko sure gets pretty demanding when she’s sleep-deprived, huh? I’d hate to see how loose her inhibitions get when she’s stark-raving drunk.  
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Is this referencing the Quintessential Quintuplets anime? I don’t know anything about it other than that’s a kickass title.
Hey now, Tomoko, beggars can’t be choosers. Let Nemo give you the play-by-play at her own pace. She’s even acknowledging that you hate the source magazine without a hint of judgment. She’s gonna go places.
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At first, I thought all this recent armpit content was just an incidental joke. Then I thought it was the mangaka slyly inserting their fetish into the series. Then I realized the series turned the joke on its head and made it a meta-reference about their very thing their readers were accusing them of. 
Well played.  
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You ain’t slick with that leg service, Nino Tanigawa. Just sayin’.
Seriously though, I love the dynamic going on in this conversation. Tomoko and Nemo are approaching the discussion from different outlooks, the former looking at it from a degenerate’s perspective and the latter looking at it more optimistically. But even so, they’re not trying to “get the upper hand” like they might've done before. They’re simply having a totally organic talk about what they do and don’t like about the series, while still recognizing each other’s personal preferences. For once, it’s completely devoid of passive aggressiveness and it really shows how earnest their friendship has become.
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At some point, I think Tomoko’s consumed so much near-pornographic content that pretty much all anime, manga, VNs, etc. looks like the same hentai to her.  
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Every fiber of my being says that this is a reference to Komi-san Can’t Communicate, but it could just as well be the mangaka shooting themselves in the foot for a good joke. In any case, I do like how they point out shy, socially awkward girls is a rising trend that borders on romanticizing communication problems. 
Does that make Watamote a hipster manga since it did the whole “social anxiety girl” shtick before it was cool? 
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I wanted to make a pretentious joke about how basic that anime sounds and how I’m so above a show that panders to the masses, but even I like junk food, so I’ll spare you the hypocritical humor.
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If Ucchi caught a glimpse of this, she’d probably explode right on the spot.
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I spent a good five minutes trying to decipher how Tomoko’s sleeping expression could be seen as “happy”, and I realized that it’s not that she looks happy. It’s that she doesn’t look unhappy. I’d imagine that those plagued by anxiety and stress have it evident on their face when they sleep, so the fact that Tomoko fell asleep in relative bliss must mean she’s had a pretty satisfying day. To top it all off, this is one of the few times someone–and Nemo of all people–has seen Tomoko in all her vulnerability. 
And you know what? Nothing bad happened. No punchline undermining the moment, no sarcastic quip, no embarrassment. Just genuine sweetness and it really speaks to the series’ faith in its heartwarming moments.
As a final note, I just wanted to thank everyone again for their patience. I’ve been trying to put a fresh spin on this, making it a little more comedic since its honestly getting harder to “analyze” without constantly repeating myself. It’s a lot of fun, and I hope you guys enjoy it for what it is.
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fank0ne · 5 years
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Okay, I'm mad. I was supposed to post this waaay earlier but Tumblr fucked it up and here we are. My anxiety's tryna crawl back to me and I have to deal with it too, so, ugh, bear with me.
Anyways, this whole thing is gonna be messy af, you've been warned.
FIRE:
Cruz and Chloe. What did Joe do in his previous life that the universe wants tries to fuck up any tiny bit of happiness? The poor guy just lost his best friend and now the person he wants to spend the rest of his life with ditches him? Great timing, by the way.
C'mon, give him a break. He's suffered enough and certainly doesn't deserved. Joe is literally a sweetheart.
Severide and Stella. Did Kelly (I hate his first name so much, you have no idea) really say "(...) with our kids and grandkids surrounding me"?! Stellaride are so cute, it's like they live in their own bubble of happiness and, ugh, they've matured so much and to hear Severide say that he wants to grow old with Kids (we already knew that, but to actually hear it gives it another effect)... it just warms my heart.
I hope Stella gets to choose some cool badass names for dem kids.
Jay and Adam partnering up and doing Mouse's work?! Dope.
I've got something to confess: I don't know why or how, but I recently entered the Halzek spiral and so whenever they're around one another I literally freak out. Can you blame me, though?
MED:
Who is this Andrea girl? Is she an angel sent from above who's gonna help us associate the word end to Manstead? Has that moment finally arrived? Sarcasm aside, I'm curious! I wanna know what was/is the nature of her relationship with Will. They definitely fucked at least once -- I'm not saying it, their faces were saying it. Sorry, guys, I don't make the rules.
Dr. Marcel. I can't call him Crockett because in Italian it sounds like nugget. Like, you say chicken nuggets, we say crocchette (Crockett-e) di pollo, and it's just weird lol.
That look on his face he had every time he had to announce the time of death of one of his patients honestly broke my heart. He felt so helpless and, I'm not gonna lie, I wanted to give him a big hug.
I don't really know how I feel about his character, though... sometimes I like him, sometimes I don't. I just feel like he has a big, kind heart underneath that cheesy and cocky surface and I know he'll eventually grow on me.
Also, does he have a crush on April or is he just being, you know, himself..? Because I'm not a huge fan of love triangles and I think Chexton is endgame, but I don't know??? I don't wanna see what could happen with the three of them, but I also wanna see it. It makes no sense, good.
William and Natalie (≠ Manstead, careful there). Did you notice how cool it was without the two of them causing unnecessary drama? They suddenly became almost lovable (I actually would die for Will, who the fuck I'm kidding lol) when they're not near one another. Seriously though, I liked them in these episodes (yup, Natalie too, unbelievable!)
Okay, I'll stop with this shitty type of sarcasm. It's not even funny LMFAO.
I am so into this intelligent, witty and super capable version of William Halstead and, yeah, I know the emergency situation required him to be, but I feel like maybe Andrea's presence spurred him a little bit? I'm just randomly guessing here.
And Natalie too! I loved the interaction between her and Hailey, I think they never ever spoke to each other before, so it was cool to see them together. 
About Hailey... the promo pictures truly misled me (and my fellow Upstead shippers) and now I feel stupid for believing they were gonna feed us with some juicy content. I mean, I wasn't expecting Jay to confess his feeling to Hailey (even thought, in my - not - humble opinion, he already did in 6.22), but damn bro!!! He didn't give two fucks about how she was doing. He literally only went to Med to update her on the investigations and that's all. I feel betrayed. Not only by Jay, but by the whole unit, except for my giant teddy bear Kevin and Voight (he cares in his own way). What I'm saying is, of course the squad was concerned about her (I hope so?), it would've been cool to see it (I'm a chaotic bitch, leave me alone).
Maggie and Sharon. You’re telling me that Maggie needed Sharon to force her into going home, otherwise she would’ve stayed at the hospital? I love Maggie, she’s my favorite character in Med, but that’s just dumb. Periodth. I’m glad Sharon sent her home... the fuck?
PD:
Good Lord, Jay Halstead really seemed to be concerned about his brother well-being. That's a first! I bet they read the post in which I was ranting about him not giving a damn whenever Will gets injured. The definitely read it (yup, sure honey).
The scene in which he was being held hostage by that scien-terrorist (Hailey thing her hair up was super sexy to see, by the way)... Jay, did you really had to make that long ass cut on your arm? I swear to God, he's so extra sometimes (6.07!!!), he could've just cut the tip of one of his fingers. Like, hello?
I know y'all kinda hate him, but can we protect William Halstead forever and ever? Cutie wanted to follow Voight to wherever Jay was.
Will is dumb af (like dumb dumb) but he's a sweetie.
Rojas and Atwater go get drinks together. I see y'all, that's what I want to hear. But how come Trudy Platt, queen of roasting people, didn't tease Vanessa about it? She's must've been really exhausted, that had been a hell of a day!
Adam and Kim. Are they forreal? I mean, their scene lasted, what, 1 minute max, and it was the ultimate hottest thing. And they were only looking at each other and their fingers were touching. That's all. They're driving me insane already, good. I like it. They got some beautiful round asses, both Marina and Paddy. Congrats. I guess Grandpa Hank is gonna have another grandchild (Ruzek is basically Hank's son, we all know that).
Jay Halstead smiling at life for once... it makes me smile too.
I always love me some Halstead brothers scenes, it's always good to see them together.
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The plot idea was cool, very Halloween-esque, and it made me think of Justin Timberlake’s song Supplies (the world can end now, baby, we’ll be living in The  Walking Dead).
I absolutely loved how everything had been so smoothly done: Brett and Foster at Med, Kim at the crime scene, Boden’s phone call, Voight driving the car, and I could go on forever with examples... what I’m tryna say is that the interaction between the characters was portrayed super well. Whoever edited the crossover certainly did their part, but I think all of this is also due to the fact that the cast members are friends in real life too and, yeah, it was super cool to see them all together.
Sounds superfluous to say it, but I loved this crossover. It’s definitely my favorite one, hands down. 
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Do you what I'm thinking about Pitch Pearl? They're cute af and when I read that fanfic called "The Suave and The Awkward"... dem... mah heart... My Bi heart... I LOVE THOSE CUTIES SO MUCH! Even if they're being sexy.. O///v///O
Trance does SUCH A GOOD JOB in handling both Danny and Phantom in SA I’ve felt EXACTLY the same way as I’ve followed it over the past couple years as well as her one-offs (and honestly the heroic amusement-esque twoshot she did a while ago still fucking HURTS but I’m biased to herofun).
So many good fics and wips and oneshots have stemmed out of tumblr over the years. Kimu has a great fic called Snow-Colored Lenses that’s a different twist (not necessarily tied to canon but GREAT interactions between characters), and Intertwined is super promising and a super slow-burn (a pining that may not be recognized by either and mmf).
I know for a few of us that are older in the fandom like myself get side-tracked by life and work and trying to tackle our problems daily, and I think it was great while ago that a discord was set-up so that fans could chat. Now all I gotta do is make a discord, lmao
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Life´s too short for weird music - 2019 - „A ghosteen dances in my hand, slowly twirling twirling all around“ (Nick cave and the Bad Seeds / Ghosteen)
Wie schrieb ich kürzlich im Dekade 2010-2019 Rückblick? „Erfreulich an 2019 ist, dass sich die positive Entwicklung der letzten Jahre – abgesehen von der kurzen Delle in 2018 fortzusetzen scheint.“ Und in der Tat: 2019 hat eine Vielzahl an guten Songs zu bieten, es verstärkt sich allerdings der Eindruck, dass sich die Verhältnisse zur Veröffentlichung einzelner Songs und weg von Alben bzw. EPs fortsetzt. Und so ist es nicht ganz einfach, zehn Longplayer aus 2019 zusammenzutragen, die das Prädikat „outstanding“ verdienen.
Da sich aber doch einiges an guter Musik ergeben hat im letzten Jahr der 10er Jahre weite ich auch für 2019 das Format meiner Festive Charts gerne auf eine Festive Top 100 aus. So kann ich dem musikalischen Output des Jahres 2019 halbwegs gerecht werden.
Die Bands des Jahrzehnts – Hot Chip und Metronomy allen voran – konnten sich auch in 2019 mit neuen Alben und vielen guten Einzelstücken in Szene setzen. Etwas überrascht hat mich die starke Präsenz von Fujiya and Myagie – vier Notierungen in den Top 100 – wenngleich tendentiell eher in den hinteren Regionen sprechen da schon eine deutliche Sprache. Und das bei einer Band, die ich immer mal wieder gerne höre, deren Sound mir in zurückliegenden Jahren hier und da doch etwas zu zweidimensional erschien.
Unbedingt zu erwähnen ist an dieser Stelle auch das 2019er Album „No geography“ der Chemical Brothers: die ersten 17 Minuten des Albums, welche die Stücke „Eve of destruction“, „Bango“, „No geography“ und „Got to keep on“ in One Go umfasst, stellen die beste zusammenhängende tanzbare Schlaufe dar, die Electronic Music seit Menschengedenken – genauer seit dem ersten Orbital Album in 1991 (Sie erinnern sich? - „Chime“, „Midnight“ und „Belfast“) hervorgebracht hat.
Erfreulich auch, dass sich Popmusik made in Germany auch in 2019 in den Top 100 niederschlagen konnte. Allen voran die Goldenen Zitronen, die mit „More than a feeling“ sicherlich nicht eines der besten, aber bestimmt eines der relevantesten Alben zum aktuellen Status der BRD der letzten Jahre veröffentlicht haben. Und mit „Das war unsere BRD“ gewissermaßen einen – extrem ironischen - „Hit“ über Westdeutschland der 70er Jahre beinhaltet. Daneben konnten fas schon Dauerbrenner Roosevelt, Newcomer „Sparkling“ und Andreas Dorau (mit und ohne Station 17) zur guten Bilanz beitragen.
Kevin Parker hat seinem Tame Impalla- Kosmos Ego hat mit „Borderline“ und „Patience“ weitere wunderschöne Fixsterne beigefügt. Sehr erfreulich war auch das langersehnte Comeback von Friendly Fires - „Offline“ entschädigt vielfach für die fünf Jahre andauernde Wartezeit.
Sehr spannend auch das audiovisuelle Jahresprojekt von Underworld „Drift-series“ welches wöchentlich neue Musik, Filme, Fotographien und andere Kunst hervorbrachte. 330 Minuten der nicht immer gelungenen aber zumeist spannenden Musikveröffentlichungen sind auf der längsten Playlist (von Album möchte ich da nicht sprechen) des Jahrzehnts vereint.
Außergewöhnliche konzeptionelle Longplayer von Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds („Ghosteen“) und Bon Iver („I, I“) runden das musikalische 2019 ab. Schön, dass es noch Künstler gibt, die eindrucksvoll belegen, dass ei Album mehr seien kann, als die Summe seiner Songs.
Der beste Song stammt 2019 sehr überraschend von Flume – was, aber nahezu ausschließlich der Zusammenarbeit mit London Grammar und der Voice der Dekade – Hannah Reid – geschuldet ist.
Und zum Abschluss des Jahres darf ich Ihnen dann noch meine stets subjektiv gefärbte Jahres Top 100 (die Kurzen) Songs 2019 und Top 20 (die Langen) Alben 2019.
Die Kurzen (Life´s too short for weird music Song Top 100 of 2019)
1. Flume / Let you know (feat London Grammar)
2. Tame Impala / Borderline
3. Metronomy / Wedding bells
4. Friendly Fires / Run the wild flowers
5. Bombay Bicycle Club / Eat, sleep, wake (Nothing but you)
6. Hot Chip / Hungry child
7. The Chemical Brothers / Got to keep on
8. Bon Iver / Hey Ma
9. Two door cinema club / Satellite
10. Stealing Sheep / Jokin´me
11. Tame Impala / Patience
12. Metronomy / Lately
13. The Soft Cavalary / Bullet Proof
14. Saint Etienne / You don´t own me
15. Ohtis / Runin
16. Crane like the bird / Wishing cap (feat. James Mercer)
17. Two door cinema club / Talk
18. Hot Chip / Positive
19. Sunbeam Soundmachine / Anyway anyway
20. Goldene Zitronen / Das war unsere BRD
21. Blossoms /Your girlfriend
22. Boy Pablo / Never cared (feat. Jimi Somewhere
23. The Soft Cavalary / Dive
24. Otherliine / Chime
25. Roosevelt / Failing back
26. Sparkling / I want to see everything
27. Stealing sheep / Why haven´t I?
28. Yoke Lore / Chin up
29. Zoot woman / Where is the man
30. The Orielles / Come down Jupiter
31. Tame Impala / It might be time
32. Booka Shade / I go I go (feat Kaktus Einarson)
33. Le SuperHomard / Domino (with Xavier Boyer)
34. Mercury Rev / Morning glory
35. Bonobo / Ibrick
36. Station 17 / Eine halbe Portion Glück (feat Andreas Dorau)
37. Teleman / Family of aliens (Ghost culture remix)
38. Sunbeam Soundmachine / Talking Distance
39. Swimming Tapes / Keep her closer
40. Hot Chip / Spell
41. Greene_Jacques / Do it without you
42. Cave_Nick and the Bad Seeds / Waiting for you
43. Ora the Molecule / When earth takes a breath
44. Belle and Sebastian / This letter
45. Hot Chip / Spells (Superorganism Remix)
46. Floating points / Les Alpx
47. Underworld / Listen o their no
48. Swimming tapes / Passing ships
49. Duncan_C. / Talk Talk Talk
50. Otherliine / Hates me
51. Death Cab for Cutie / To the ground
52. Ride / Repetitions
53. Roosevelt / Everywhere
54. Kiwanuka_Michael / You ain´t the problem
55. The Chemical Brothers / No geography
56. SebastiAn / Handcuffed to a parking meter (feat Sparks)
57. Beck / Chemical
58. Gus Gus / Come back to life (feat Sisely Treasure)
59. Sleaford Mods / Kebab Spider
60. Penelope Isles / Gnarbone
61. Thom Yorke / Twist
62. Fujiya and Miyagi / For promotional use only
63. Friendly Fires / Lack of love
64. Lali Puna / For only love
65. Lambchop / Crosswords or what this says about you
66. Fujiya and Miyagi / Flashback
67. Slowthai / Peace of mind
68. Apparat / Heroist
69. Yeahsayer / Fluttering in the floodlights
70. Dusky / Static
71. Bon Iver /Salem
72. Bat for lashes / Lost girl
73. Foster the People /Pick U Up
74. Kaiser Chiefs / Wait
75. Cave_Nick and the bad Seeds / Spinning song
76. Tourist / Kin
77. Isobel Campbell / Ant Life
78. Caribou / Home
79. KH / Only human (feat Four Tet)
80. Gemini Rising, Tensnake and Fiora / Just because
81. C. Duncan / Holiday home
82. The Chemical Brothers / The Eve of destruction
83. Pixx / Andean Condor
84. Squid / Houseplants
85. Shelter Boy / Half asleep
86. Cassius / Don´t let be
87. Fujiya and miyagi / Fear of missing out (Vince Clark Remix)
88. Haim / Summer Girl
89. Bombay Bicycle Club / Everything else has gone wrong
90. The Cinematic Orchestra / A caged bird / Immitations of Life (feat Roots Manuva)
91. Fujiya and Miyagi / Personal Space
92. Foals / The Runner
93. Ora the molecule / Here comes the hotstepper
94. Friendly fires / Sleeptalking
95. Andreas Dorau / Unsichtbarer Tänzer
96. Hopkins_Jon / Luminous beings
97. Ohtis / Rehab
98. Belle and Sebastian / Sister Buddha
99. International teachers of pop / Another brick in the wall
100. Sleaford Mods / Substraction
Die Langen (Life´s too short for weird music Album Top Twenty 2019)
1. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds / Ghosteen
2. Bon Iver / i, i
3. The Chemical Brothers / No geography
4. Hot Chip / A bath full of ecstasy
5. Sunbeam Soundmachine / Goodness Gracious
6. Metronomy / Metronomy forever
7. Friendly Fires / Inflorescent
8. Ohtis / Curve of earth
9. Two door cinema club / False Alarm
10. Belle and Sebastien / Days of Bangnold Summer
11. Apparat / LP 5
12. Lambchop / This is what I wanted to tell you
13. The Specials /Encore
14. Underworld / Drift Series one
15. Thom Yorke / Anima
16. Stealing sheep / Big vows
17. Die Goldenen Zitronen / More than a feeling
18. Andreas Dorau / Das Wesentliche
19. Floating points / Crush
20. Sleaford Mods / Eton alive
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warmbeebosoftbeebo · 5 years
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was finally able to come the acoustic version of lying helped loads I also squirted a little bit im kinda achy so I'm gonna try for another wish a bish luck
anon with the blues? glad you had some luck :) n i do wish you lots more luck. ps have you seen them covering--n his blessed booty during--how soon is now at the house of blues recently? his voice is great in it too, but the swaying booty in the tight pants alone is worth the watch haha. also, i wish someone looped his sexy lines, like “i’m gonna keep getting underneath you” and “mona lisa, wear me out, pleased to please ya” for several minutes on end. plus the whole of hurricane, house of memories. with those underrated brallon compilations thrown in. well, i could make a playlist of most of this... 
let’s do a sexy b playlist yall. 
let’s not forget the references to b loving eating pussy :P eg what’s your favourite food? pussy, my favourite meal is puss, the cunnilingus v signs, b saying he liked it in that loveline interiew, him telling male audience members that carry gals on their shoulders to turn her around n go down on her, him “clearing a spot” on his face in that one interview for someone to sit on hdsjlkffdslk, saying he’ll take pussy on his face at a twtl show, any others y’all think of
the best let’s get it on/naked massages in front of the fireplace vids too
stripping at summerfest, all angles that are online
a couple versions of i believe in a thing called love, inc the one where he circles his own nip, sweaty n topless
dem high notes in say amen n silver lining
i have the gif but not the video of b feeling himself up vices era, where he runs his open hand over his own thigh n crotch. plus any other feel ups
that vices era clip where he simulates performing cunnilingus with his fingers at the gal holding the camera 
that waggling tongue one that was directed at a guy
b doing all i want for xmas is you, all versions, but esp the santa hat ones--such a fuckin cutie with fouffy hair too
ngl, any/all vids where he tears up. baby!
parts of that twitch stream post billboard awards where he was high, blissed out, smiley as fuck, cute as fuck... 
references to him wanting to wear dresses/skirts/heels/etc, like being jealous of taylor n her purple ruffled dress
him doing les miserables songs
him covering queen’s love of my life
booty pics slideshow hahaha if it exists....
also, honourable inclusion of instances of fans saying sexual stuff back to him eg the male fan saying he’ll give him a massage after he says he needs a massage. there’s this one instance of a gal asking him to go down on her but it was INAPPROPRIATE in context eg not at a show, he didn’t start with sexual things to the audience first but at a crowd signing thing, outside, during the day. damn girl, think it don’t say it!
periscopes/instagram lives/etc where you just think “fuck, his lips. so fucking plushhh. wanna touch n smooch n kldfjldfk feel em all over me. can’t stop staring; they’re so... admirable. n fuck his lips...with my pussy” then have to go back a couple minutes bc you barely heard a word of what was said. [this also happens with his whole fuckin face looking like gorgeous ass sunshine or just fucking gorgeous n pretty n handsome n holy fuck, his hair, his cheeks looking chubby, his smileeee, his eyes all lit up/excited/happy/blissed out, his eyes looking dark n sofffft...]
that reverse strip tease thing on periscope where he was being a clit tease n tryin to deny it but boy knew what he was doing
the handful of make out sessions with guys he said he had on periscope when asked how many dudes he’d kissed, which was clarified as made out with
the circle jerk twitch discussion
bi/pan references in songs eg hurricane, golden days [calling a guy n gal sexy], 
references in shows eg this next song’s about how i love both sexes n then adding any gender, any type of sex :P. this song is about girls fucking girls, guys fucking guys, girls fucking guys
others will be added i’m sure. also, please y’all, send others in too.
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solemncadaver · 5 years
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Homestuck Trolls according to my girlfriend who has not read Homestuck
Karkat (Grey/Bright Red)- Bad boy. Pissed because his horns are so smol. Probably likes ACDC and murder. He's a Gemini I see? 👀
Me: Babe no he is a cancer—
Her: I AM A DISGRACE
Aradia (Darker Red)- Hot demon babe. Could step on me but also while searching for her I found fetish art lmao Likes to spend hours on makeup, will cut you if you criticize that
Tavros (Orange)- What a gangster. How does he get from room to room with those horns? Nobody knows. I also saw fetish art of him. Why. Is he wearing socks with sandals bc if yes he's a villain
Sollux (Mustard Yellow)- Double horns, sharp teeth AND the shades? 👀👀👀 the fanart says he has a split tongue? 👀👀👀👀👀 looks like the quiet weird kid but like in a cute way
Nepeta (Olive Green)- Uwu kitten smol soft cutie bean. When I googled her name it recommended the search 'nepeta death' so I uhh thanks Google. Wears the helmet to be protected of meteorites
Kanaya (Jade Green)- A true fashion icon! Will never leave the house until EVERY SINGLE THING LOOKS PERFECT. Is still wearing a sparkly red skirt in the face of danger. What an icon. Probably likes only the darkest of chocolates
Terezi (Teal)- Still stuck in her childhood. Loves stuffed animals and candy. Does what 10 year olds think is 'hip'. The horns are v cute and I'd love to know the reason why she's smiling
Vriska (Cerulean)- Look at Dem Horns! Looks like she builds robots that 'malfunction' on purpose because she HATES humanity. I think I read once people hate her? Wait is one of her eyes fake wH-
Equius (Indigo/Blue Blue)- Why is his horn broken. Why are his glasses broken. Why are his teeth broken. Wouldn't surprise me if he himself is broken too. According to the fanart he stronk 👀👍 nice
Gamzee (Purple)- Has not slept in a WHILE. Does he sleep? Looks like he smokes weed. I'm confused bc the fanart looks either like a gremlin mess or super hot
Eridan (Other Purple)- Fish! Ears!!!! Cute! Questionable but fancy fashion choices. Is in love but won't say it because IT'S EMBARRASSING, is v done with life in general. Still 7/10 would smooch I guess
Feferi (Pink)- What an ocean QUEEN! Eridan loooooves her but tries to keep it a secret (and fails lol) V cute love the horns love the outfit LOVE the weapon please continue to exist forever wait google what do you mean death
@cosmos-dreams
It brings me great fear and panic how actually accurate a ton of these are?!
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OOC INTRO;;
Hellooo world! I’m Selph, 25, and in the rather inconvenient GMT timezone. I’m so looking forward to getting to know all of your cuties and hopefully plotting with them too. I’m going to be here for the next few hours stalking everyone’s bios so hmu if you want to chat and/or plot! I am a Ravenclaw who takes bribes in books just fyi so if you want dem good connections *wiggles eyebrows*
JITAE’S INTRO;;
Jitae is 24 and works at Nothing New as a store clerk. He loves anything with a history.
He’s also a hobbyist photographer and you’ll usually find him behind a camera, forever in pursuit of that one perfect moment.
He is a single father with part-time custody of his daughter, 2 year old Minsuh. She is literally his world.
Jitae has lived at Little Johwa Place in room C-10 for about 11 months, which is roughly how long he’s been separated from Minsuh’s mother, Hayoon. The two were sweethearts since their teens and he has taken losing her pretty hard.
He loves gaming and has a soft spot for pinball machines. A general rule of thumb is: if it’s fun, then he’s into it.
I’ll be working on his plots and wanted connections pages shortly but happy to chat about any ideas you might have in the meantime!
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