#delinquent & teacher pet friendship

[adel-memes]

I'll be honest in high school AUs

Vio would be the one teachers get annoyed with and he would Not be a teacher's pet.

Green however...

#four swords #vio link #green link #highschool #delinquent & teacher pet friendship #kind of #I have thoughts about this #ask me about fs as student types ask me about fs as student types

[thekingofcrochet]

Icarus's manga/light novels rec list

Warning: none of these are horny. These are just good vibes!

A sign of affection:

Deaf main character navigates her first serious relationship in college.

Beauty and the Beast girl: (yuri)

monster girl and the blind woman who falls in love with her

Boys Run the Riot: (trans rights)

Trans high school guy wants to start a clothing brand.

Breathless momentum: (BL)

Gay band kids

Confessions of a Shy baker: (BL)

Gay couple navigating Tokyo and friendships and what it means to be gay and family

Cross Play Love:

2 dudes who hate each other's guts fall in love but only in girl mode.

Days of Love at Seagull Villa: (Yuri)

solving heartbreak with lesbianism

Delinquent Daddy and Tender Teacher: (BL)

unrequited high school crush has a kid and teacher tries not to make it weird

Doughnuts under a crescent moon: (Yuri)

they work in the same office.

Failed Princess: (Yuri)

Slow burn gay lesbian yearning and pining

Hirano and Kagiura: (????)

Sasaki and Miyano spinoff. Read this AFTER Sasaki and Miyano

Hirorijime no Hero:

Ex-delinquent on delinquent mentorship. Also is an anime

I Think I turned my childhood friend into a girl (trans rights):

Guy starts doing his guy friend's makeup.

I Married My Best Friend to Shut My Parents Up (yuri)

when parental nagging goes too far

Life Lessons with Uramichi Oniisan:

Children's tv show host is just like us: a depressed overworked millennial. also an anime

My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness:

Just go read it.

My Solo Exchange Diary

Sequel to my lesbian experience with loneliness

Now Loading: (yuri)

video game industry lesbians

Reincarnated as a Sword:

found family realness. Also an anime

Run away with me girl: (yuri)

cw domestic violence. The gay saves the day

Sasaki and Miyano: (BL)

Just go read it. also an anime.

She loves to cook, and she loves to eat: (yuri)

Working adult lesbians who are neighbors get closer via food and cooking

So I'm a Spider so What (light novel) :

imagine that all of your classmates get fantasy isekai-d and you become a spider... also an anime

Sweat and Soap:

They're coworkers at the same cosmetics office. She sweats a lot and worries that she's stinky. He loves her scent. it's not always a sex thing.

The Way of the House Husband:

ex-yakuza is a house spouse. also an anime

What Did You Eat Yesterday:

Gay couple navigating Tokyo and friendships and what it means to be gay. also a drama

Yakuza and Stray Kitten:

POV you are a kitten and are taken in by an ex-yakuza who runs a pet adoption cafe

Yakuza Reincarnated:

Old yakuza guy gets reincarnated as a princess

#kingly reads #icarus reads #my manga list #kingly

[violettelueur]

ITADORI YUJI + FUSHIGURO MEGUMI || CHILDHOOD FRIENDS TO LOVERS

| featuring : itadori yuji + fushiguro megumi ft. gojo satoru from jujutsu kaisen

| warnings : grammar errors but other than that n/a

| form : headcanons

| published : 14 december

| request : hi! could i pls get an order of hcs for itadori yuji and fushiguro megumi with a s/o who is their childhood and best friend that they liked for a long time now but neither of you acknowledged these feelings shrugging it off as just part of your close friendship including any and all interactions that could be pointed as romantic colored, until you two get into the jujutsu academy and a third party (gojo satoru) starts teasing you two into getting together? idk if that makes sense but thank you!

| barista’s notes : this will be the last one for tonight ╲ʕ·ᴥ·　╲ʔ and let me admit - i say this a lot to be honest - this isn’t really my best piece of work and i really do apologies for it ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ but i hope you enjoy this last cup of classic black coffee (jujutsu kaisen request!) for the night (for me in the UK) and please come again soon!

ITADORI YUJI:

Due to the fact that you and Itadori have been best friends since childhood, you both knew each other extremely well like the back of your hand.

Both you and Itadori knew each other's families, favourite food, favourite activities, favourite manga/animes and many many more.

When you both were younger, you and Itadori would play many sports like track, football, basketball and many more causing people to be scared to verse you guys.

Between the both of you, you were the responsible one in the pair, always keeping him out of irresponsible situations as well as calming him down when he gets extremely angry.

However, it got a bit harder for you to do that once you had to go to Tokyo Metropolitan Curse Technical College, being far away from Itadori was something you wish you didn’t have to do at all - especially when you haven’t had the chance to confess your feelings to him after a long period of having a crush on him.

The same could be said for Itadori, he doesn’t know when or where, but he also had feelings for you ever since you both were kids - and to see you go all the way to Tokyo really hit him in the heart.

However, once Itadori got involved within the world of Jujutsu by consuming one of Sukuna’s fingers - you couldn’t help but feel extremely responsible about the whole thing but Itadori was extremely forgiving of you for not telling him about curses - he knows you were trying to protect him.

Over time, you had gotten used to the fact Itadori was with you at the college and helped him study and train to help him learn his new abilities.

This is when your teacher Gojo would tease the both of you and will constantly do so until you and Itadori will get fed up with him.

“Ah~ a study date? You guys are too cute!”

“Oya~ a training date? Don’t beat him too much Y/N~ you don’t want him to die before you confess to him~”

This will continue on and on causing both of you and Itadori to overthink about the whole situation - like does she/he like me as Gojo said? Would she/he reject me? What if it’s just me?

Then somehow, somewhere, you both would accidentally confess to each other at the same time - like simultaneously.

“I really like you Yuji!” “I like you Y/N!”

Ha?

HAAAAAAAAA?

There would be an awkward silence between the both of you before Itadori would lean in close to your face before asking “are you serious?” to which then he would pull you into a very tight hug with the most bright smile on his face as well as yours.

“Yeah, I am being serious Yuji, I really really really like you”

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI:

Between you and Fushiguro, you both met when Gojo took him in after negotiation with the Zenin clan about him being sold to them.

You were quite shy when you first met him since you weren’t used to kids having the ability to see curses as well as manifesting curse energy like you - so to say you were somewhat suspicious of him, in the beginning, was an understatement (like I can imagine you hiding behind Gojo’s leg)

However, you also had to be the first one to make the first move and greet him since Fushiguro himself was somewhat also closed off - maybe you gave him a cookie or a sweet.

Over time, you and Fushiguro got closer and closer as you both grew up, to the point where you and him also went to the same middle school.

During this time, Fushiguro was known to be quite a delinquent and you were the only one that would tend his wounds somewhere outside the school grounds after running away from any teachers that were nearby or chasing after you.

“Ah, you need to stop getting into fights, Mimi, but since the bullying is going at an all-time low, I guess I’ll let you off ha?”

“Shut up”

I guess this is where you both started gaining feelings for each other - the fact that you genuinely cared about him was what made his heart flutter and that Fushiguro was protecting people was what settled it for you.

As time went on, you and Fushiguro were now in your first year at Tokyo Metropolitan Curse Technical College and that also meant that you were going to spend a lot more time together - that also meant you were going to spend a lot of time with a certain white-haired, crystal blue eyes shaman.

Whenever you and Fushiguro were alone together, Gojo would find you in the most awkward timings.

Like one time, he found you laying your head on Fushiguro’s lap sleeping, while he was scrolling on his phone while patting your head.

“Oya oya~ are you taking care of your girlfriend? That’s so sweet of you Megumi~”

Another situation would be when you both would be in a car and he would lay his head on your shoulder to rest up - but to also be closer to you.

“Ah Y/N~ Megumi~ you two look so cute, let me get a picture” and then he would pull out his phone and start taking multiple photos of the both of you.

It’s not really Gojo that persuades you guys to confess even though what he says does come into mind for the both of you - like are we actually cute? Would we make a cute couple? Do we act like one? 

Many many questions will be asked

How do both of you confess to each other? It is most likely when you and him are alone in his dorm room.

You would probably be laying your head on his lap while petting his divine dog - that you asked forced him to summon - that was laying his head on your stomach while Fushiguro was once again reading something from his phone 

“Mimi….you know….I really like you more than a friend since we were like kids,”

After that, you would turn to your side to look away from Fushiguro, not wanting to look at his reaction in case he chooses to reject you.

However, you would see his divine dog pop his nose with yours before feeling something on your temple, only to suddenly realise it was Fushiguro kissing your temple.

“I really like you to Y/N, since we were kids as well”

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[angrelysimpping]

‘Can’t stop thinking abt Whitney’ headcanon dump:

(TW: noncon elements/ implied noncon(it is Whitney), somnophilia, piss kink/watersports, period sex, implied forced prostitution, marking, cum marking, probably others but those are the main ones i think?)

Probably into somo. 100% about waking you up by fucking you. Would love to wake up to you giving them oral. Might “reward” you for it later

If they see you wearing an article of their clothing it’s going straight to their head. Will try to fuck you while you’re wearing just their clothing

Likes to set “rules” (ie: underwear, bathroom). Would do that during sex as well (“you can only cum when I say”)

Would piss on you as a form of degradation and I hate it but I know they would I know

Gives troubled rich kid vibes. That event where Whitney pulls coins out of the fountain at the park and looks disappointed/blank/proud of their haul? Almost made me cry the first time I saw it.

Can be domed! Very rarely tho, you have to catch them off guard. Blushes when you initiate things. Will deny everything

I don’t know why but I feel they would have piercings but not tattoos

Does shit purely to upset ppl. They will literally say “I only smoke inside if I know it will piss someone off” (or something like that) if you talk to them in the park (and have high love, I think)

Into watching you get fucked by other ppl. Would join in at some point

If you have a period: male Whitney will try to fuck you during it. Something about blood on his cock makes him feel way more powerful than it should. Female Whitney isn’t as into it unless she has a strap. Then it’s also a power thing. She will make you go down on her during her period

Lets other ppl fuck you under certain circumstances (a reward for that person, a punishment for you, a form of humiliation, for money)

Would melt if you played with their hair

I don’t think they’re actually that close with anyone. Claiming you as their partner is probably the closest thing to a real relationship of any kind they’ve ever had. This includes friendship

Whitney would cuddle you while asleep but if you mention it there will be hell to pay

Eye contact as a form of dominance

Taking one of your virginities would be enough for them to feel like they own you but more than one? All of them? You’re theirs

On the flip side, if all of your virginities are gone before you meet them? “You’re such a fuckin’ slut, you were made to be fucked. Don’t worry, I’ll put you to good use.”

I think Whitney is actually really smart. They don’t try in school or pay attention to anything the teachers say but they still pass tests easily. If they actually tried to do well, they’d be top of their grade. As it is, they make B’s, C’s, and the occasional D.

Really good at lying. All the teachers know Whitney is a delinquent but if Whitney put on a sweet smile and used a soft voice? The teachers would let it slide

River would be the easiest for Whitney to manipulate. If Whitney pretended to be having a change of heart and wanted to take their classes seriously, River would buy it. The hardest part would be for Whitney to hold up the lie

Winter would be the hardest for Whitney to lie to. To the point they probably wouldn’t even bother trying

Corruption kink!

Wants you to show yourself off! Wants to show you off! Wants you and everyone else to know you’re a slut and, most importantly, you’re their slut.

Highkey wants to fuck you in the temple

Was never a “blushing virgin.” Only Whitney knows when/ how their first times went. Not even the other person knows about it cause Whitney never said it was their first time

Would not know what to do if you told them you loved them. Would later use it to manipulate you but in the moment? Would freeze and then try to laugh it off. Of course you love them, who doesn’t?

High sex drive. That’s just canon. Doesn’t like masturbating tho

Wouldn’t show it but if you gave them a cute pet name they would love it. Just, don’t go around shouting it. They have a reputation to uphold

Speaking of reputations, don’t try to dom them in front of other people or you’re in for a violent fuck. Whitney might enjoy being domed from time to time but the only one getting domed in a crowd is you

A little masochist. A lot sadistic

Doesn’t give good aftercare but if you really need it, they’ll try. If Whitney needs aftercare of some kind you gotta give it to them. Especially because they would try to walk off something they shouldn’t

If they were to have sex with someone else they’d probably make you watch

You cannot tell me Whitney doesn’t get off on you crying

Would post thirst traps on social media

Into pet play. They already get you a leash and collar and will walk you around school, you cannot tell me that doesn’t transfer over during actual sex

Likes to wear clothes during sex. Likes to have more clothes on than their partner. Sees it as a power thing

Idk why but I feel it in my bones that Whitney likes strawberries

It’s canon in the game that you can tease Whitney abt their looks. Makes me think that if you praised Whitney abt their looks they’d melt a little

Fear play. Not necessarily things they fear but more things you fear. Afraid of heights? Whitney’s going to try to fuck you somewhere high up. Afraid of tight spaces? Guess you’re going to be fucked in a closet now. 

Idk why but I feel like Whitney would hate kids but would be v good at taking care of them

Likes animals, good with animals. Feel like they would own like, a large snake and will walk around with the snake draped over them

The main difference between male Whitney and female Whitney would be female Whitney actually takes time out of her day to take care of herself. Male Whitney does the bare minimum. Female Whitney is out here deep conditioning her hair and male Whitney is going to put on too much axe body spray to hide the smell of cigarettes. A tragedy, really. 

You could probably get Whitney to do self care with you when they’re more calm. Female Whitney has her own routine. Male Whitney will have to be guided through it. Just, don’t go too far with it the first few times. If you try to like, give them a cute face mask with a bunny face he’ll think your taking the piss and get angry

Very healthy. Ironic seeing as they’re always smoking. Rarely gets sick. When they do get sick, it’s really bad. Will try to do things that they shouldn’t when sick. Please, keep them in bed for the love of godd

Going back to fear play, Whitney would be a bit into being on the receiving end. More of a “fight for power, oh you got a knife” kinda thing tho. It’s the adrenaline

Wouldn’t play music during sex. Wants to hear you. If you’re quiet during sex? Even better, sees it as a challenge

Especially wants to hear you say their name and beg during sex

You cannot say Whitney isn’t into marking, they want you to get a tattoo of their name! Def also into biting and cum marking

Into predator/prey play. Would love to hunt you down and fuck you

Praise kink! Call them pretty! Say they make you feel good! That they’re the only one who can make you feel good! That they’re so good to you! It boosts their ego to hell

Would give you a wearable sex toy and expect you to wear it all day. They have the remote to the toy, obviously

Impact play

100% has a fake ID

#degrees of lewdity #degrees of lewdity whitney #degrees of lewdity whitney headcanons #tw noncon #tw somnophilia #tw period sex #tw dubcon #tw dub con #tw non con #tw forced prostitution #tumblr show my post in the tags challange #plz i beg of you #this is like #the seventh try #hey if you're seeing this more than once im sorry #its not showing even on the tags on my blog???? #my writing #Whitney the Bully

[evilphrog]

congrats to Wheel of Time for making so many of my top spots even though I only started posting about it 2 weeks ago. I should have known that the only people who would appreciate my tendency to write entire thesis papers on character analysis would be the fans of the million-page-long book series.

I posted 718 times in 2021

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#i don't know todd. maybe an overlarge beaver knocked him into the water and he got his foot stuck in the mud and then high tide came in.

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

I want to say thank you to everyone in this fandom. I have never before had such a positive, welcoming experience when joining a new fandom. All of you who come onto new fan blogs just to let us know which spoiler tags you use, which blogs are and aren't safe to visit, encouraging us, and just generally being excited about getting to share the story with us. I have not once been accused of being a "fake fan" or told that I need to read the book before participating. You guys have created something special, and I couldn't be more thankful.

163 notes • Posted 2021-11-27 14:44:57 GMT

#4

Mat: I don't know how I'm going to be able to afford lanterns for my sisters

Rand and Perrin, already reaching into their pockets:

255 notes • Posted 2021-12-04 22:01:32 GMT

#3

You know, I have to hand it to Amazon Prime original shows. They do not dance around the queer subtext. Wheel of Time really said "in episode one the only possible straight pairing is already broken up. The only other straight seeming couple is actually strictly a friendship. During the scene where the woman bathes naked, the only ass you're seeing is the dude's, and this scene is strictly to establish how very not attracted to each other these two are. Episode two, the male lead confesses his love to the other male lead. Episode three, we have a character confirm onscreen that homosexuality is normal and accepted in this world. Episode four, canon bisexual triad, and please do not think it is up for interpretation that the men are fucking each other as well as their girlfriend. They snuggle in each other's arms casually in public for an entire scene."

I have to respect that level of overt representation.

248 notes • Posted 2021-11-29 03:07:58 GMT

#2

The scene where Mobius has to go in to Ravonna's office to try and talk her out of getting him and Loki into trouble after the Ren Faire mission and Loki is waiting outside awkwardly on the chair is like a thousand times funnier when you realize she used to be a high school principal. Very "teacher's pet got dragged into trouble with the class delinquent and is now trying to smooth things over using his own reputation, and she's clearly concerned and wishes his first crush wasn't on such a troublemaker" vibes.

306 notes • Posted 2021-07-20 11:30:44 GMT

#1

It's a bit bold of the Loki fandom to be crying out against "incest" now when the top ship under the AO3 Loki tag has been Loki/Thor for over a decade.

Just admit you don't like M/F pairings and move on. It is totally okay to not like M/F pairings. It is totally okay to prefer your ship over another. But anyone who tries to make this a moral crusade is just going to make me laugh forever.

358 notes • Posted 2021-07-16 00:56:43 GMT

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[neapocream]

Delinquent MC!

This is my first time doing this so bare with me please.

- You made it well known that you won’t be a student that behave, I’m mean you fought Kengo the moment he said he wanted to fight. So yeah. You’re bad, far worst than Kengo.

Shiro

- You didn’t like him, not one bit. Shiro reminded you of a annoying mother that would lecture you for hours while making you sit in your knees. He have experience with dealing delinquent, I mean his childhood friend was Kengo. So whenever you skip, it won’t be hard to fine you. But there was a rare event that took place in a alley way.

- One day, Shiro found you on the group cover in bruises and cuts. That didn’t surprise him, however once he took a closer look then he was surprised. You was crying silently to yourself, Shiro didn’t know what to do. He never see you cry and don’t why either. All he can do is look at you sadly, which you didn’t like.

- You never like seeing people look at you with pity, so seeing that Shiro saw the weak side of you pisses you off. The moment you saw him you gave him a nasty glare, got up and walk away. Shiro wanted to stop you, he wanted to get to know you. But you built wall around you, keeping anyone away from knowing what you feeling on the inside. Maybe he’ll be the one to knock it down.

Kengo

- He doesn’t get you at all. Kengo see you as a another delinquent, a very strong one. But when he see you fight, he can tell you wasn’t enjoying it. Yet whenever someone challenged you into a fight you didn’t hesitate to start throwing punches. He wanted to know why you fight.

- So (stalking) following you seem to be his only choice, but it not like it was fun. You was walking around town looking at various places and that about it. He did see you walk into a store, but all you brought was apple and bread. It was starting to get really boring for Kengo, until a group approached you. They was ready to start a fight with you, but you was interested and continue to walk pass with why holding the food you was happily eating. Until one of them decided to knock down all of your food out of your hand and into the ground.

- That fight was one sided and Kengo know it. You ruthlessly beaten down until they was knock out. Kengo never saw you so pissed before and over a simple food like bread and apple. He asked himself why since you could just buy a couple more later. But he wouldn’t find the answer soon because you call his name and tell him to quit hiding.

- You knew you was being followed, and you was patiently waiting to see what Kengo do. But now your patience was running thin and being followed anymore today with put you in a far worse mood than you already are. So you threaten him to stay the hell away from you or he won’t be able to with broken legs. You walk away from him hoping it will be the last time you catch doing it. It wasn’t, honestly it made Kengo more determined to to find out why you fight. Food? Maybe...

Ryota

- At first he was scared of you. You fought people on a daily basis and show no emotion while doing it. But one day, you save him. When Ryota was about to get attack by someone dangerous, you step in and protect him. You denied it, but Ryota believe you did. Now this boy want to be your friend. Rather you like it or not.

- Having a friend is not what you wanted or need. You always see friendship as something for people to say just to get to know any information about you and use it against you in the future. So pushing Ryota was the first thing you did and yet he always find you. He invites you to lunch (sometime force you), meet his other friends or try to take you to places. But your answer was always no.

- One day, though he saw you looking down and a bit lonely (more than usual in his eyes). So he decided to take you to Choji to try some of his food. Surprisingly, you said yes which made Ryota jump for joy. He took you to the cafeteria, and you smell something wonderful. Which made you curious and saw some fancy being made here. Ryota tell you to wait here near the table and left you. You started to wonder why you here.

-Ryota came back with something sweets. it was a mini apple berry crumble pie. You was hesitant at first since it look to good to be in your mouth, but you didn’t like wasting food so you took a small bite. Ryota watch your expression starting from cold, shock and start to form a bright smile. You love it and it shows. Ryota was glad to see another side of you. A happy version of yourself and he would love to see it again.

Toji

- You hated him, a lots. And the feeling was mutual, you guys hated each other some much that students and teachers was afraid to leave the two of you together in a room. When you two passes each other in the hall you gave each other glares, throw insults, almost started killing each other at one point. Toji feel like you hated him more, like far more he hated you. Sure after the whole exception thing he got his reason, but what about yours? Why it seem you hated him so much that killing him won’t even satisfy you.

- One day after school, Toji was walking around the hall, but suddenly heard a voice. He follow where it was coming from only to find you in the classroom looking at the sunset. He was going to called you, but stop when he heard you said his name. Toji thought you was talking to him, but the more he listen the more he think you have a conversation with someone else.

-You talk about your reason for hating Toji, mostly because of his involvement with the police. You talk about your family and how the police took away your mom life one day, then they took your father away from you. Leaving you alone in a broken household that use to be fill with love. Toji regret hearing that, because he felt like he heard something he shouldn’t. So he walk away started to think how to apologize.

Moritaka

- Moritaka see the good in you (creepy I know). But whenever he tried to get close to you, you turn away from him and run off. He never understand why, he questions it for days since you obviously ain’t going to tell him a straight answer. So he come up with several things but none seem to add up.

-One day, he saw you walking out of a store with a bag of dogs food and look like you trying your best not to be caught with it. Moritaka wonder why you have it, but decided to leave it because he respect people privacy. So he decided to go train in the wood like he always do, but he heard a few things that alarms him. He got closer and closer to the sound and see...

- You love small animals, I’m mean look at this poor abandoned puppies you found. They look so hurt and barely able to survive just by drinking water. So of course you wanted to take care of them, but your dorm doesn’t aloud you to have pets. You wanted to get some help for them, but if people see you with wounded puppies in your hands. They won’t think twice and assumed you hurt the little guys and that will suck. So taking care of them here as best you could seem like a good idea I guess, I mean who would even believe you didn’t hurt them.

- Moritaka see how gentle you are to the pups. You was like a mother taking care of their youngs. You gave them food, water some tiny chew toys and teach them some tricks. Some of those tricks almost got him expose, but luckily he was able to control himself. Moritaka was right about seeing the good in you, but wonder why you run everytime you seem him, maybe he’ll find out soon enough...

So what you guys think? It my first time doing something like this and wanted at least try a scenario of my own.

So if they seem out of character, I tried my best

Might do part 2 with the teachers

#housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #lifewonders #Housamo scenario

[cryptvokeeper]

I have once again made a joke in the tags of another person's post only to go "wait actually thats a baller au idea" so fuck it; good church prime boy Tommy and heathen wild child tubbo au that plays out like one of those awful lifetime movies you probably watched if you went to catholic school, only actually good.

small town setting, big suburbia energy.

Tommy who got taken care of by primers and their kindness basically saved his life when he was growing up on the streets.

Eventually got taken in (fostered? adopted? just picked up?) by Dream (who's like, still a bit of a controlling asshole but not full manipulative, abusive monster, just strict). Grows up in a very church-prime-religious household.

so like Tommy's kinda embarassed/ashamed of growing up on the streets and is really attached to the church so he really tries to be well behaved and act "better" than his past.

Meanwhile tubbo was raised by the sleepy bois who consist of Phil, who's basically the equivalent of an agnostic where he kinda believes in prime but doesnt really care abt the church, wilbur, who makes new cults like every other week and questions any authority/system you put in front of him, and techno, who doesnt even go here cuz he follows the channel memberships, and is also an anarchist.

(and also the blood god??? where does that fall on the religion in the universe???)

needless to say his faith's a lot looser and he does not give a shit about rules.

cut to high school setting where Tubbo's some cool kid delinquent who gets in fights with teachers and everyone's intimidated by and Tommy is the straight-laced golden child teacher's pet who goes to church on Sundays and everything.

They start out butting heads, Tubbo makes fun of Tommy for being a nerd and Tommy disapproves of Tubbo's antics and tries to scold him.

Tommy's friend group is other church primers; Ponk, Quackity, sam, etc. while Tubbo's includes his brothers, ranboo, fundy, etc.

Through plot contrivance they are forced to work together or hang out and discover they have a lot in common, actually.

Tubbo's actually really kind and thoughtful under the feral-ness and usually his crazier stuff is him defending his friends or ultimately harmless fun.

Tommy's actually really impulsive and chaotic, and is really passionate about what he thinks is right. He will curse you out and steal your wallet if he thinks youre a wrongun.

They end up balancing each other out, with Tubbo encouraging Tommy to let loose more and Tommy reigning Tubbo in.

Tubbo's brothers make fun of him at first for making friends with the weird religious kid until one day he comes over to their house and Oops Accidental Brother Acquisition

Like they expect him to be a haughty prick but he's actually funny??? And agrees with alot of the critiques of authority that Techno and wilbur have?? And oh god Phil please can we keep him

I have this specific image of him coming across the channel member bell/shrine and the fam tensing up preparing for him to be an asshole abt it but he's just like "oh cool! I have one of those for primes!"

"You're pretty chill about this considering I believe in a totally different god" "Well they can't be that different if you still believe in being a good person."

I like exploring the differences in fictional religions ok we've been over this

Dream does NOT approve of the friendship and thinks Tubbo's a bad influence.

which, he's right, but thats besides the point. he tries to keep them apart and it is not very pogchamp.

and like ultimately neither of them gets "converted" to the other's side. Tommy still keeps his faith and Tubbo still flies in the face of church prime, and they just coexist cuz despite their differences theyre both genuinely good people who try to do whats right.

Theyre best friends your honor.

#dream smp #I cant keep doing this but also I totally can so I will

[artstyle-chameleon]

[BIC] ❎Please DO NOT repost, trace, EDIT or copy my art, without my explicit permission and proper credit, thank you❎

Copied and pasted from my amino wiki http://aminoapps.com/p/m35hnfi

All art is mine. I know my art styles kinda weird but please don't mind it XD

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[BIC]😈Name: Noburu Kirakuto

[BIC]😈Gender: Female

[BIC]😈Quirk: Elasticity (can stretch)

[BIC]😈Age: 15

[BIC]😈Height: 174cm or 5ft 8.(stretches herself out to be more than six foot tall often)

[BIC]😈Nicknames: Slim, Stretch, Boru, delinquent, or beanpole.

[BC]💜Noburu's song (it fits her best) [Here!🎺|https://youtu.be/J9DEcaV0s3Y]

[BIC] 💜Appearance💜

[IC]Noburu Is a very tall and skinny girl with medium length Dirty blonde Hair, (she dyes it a LOT so it changes A LOT) Stormy blue eyes, and dark circles under her eyes. (She does a lot of pacing at 3am)

[IC]she has very skinny limbs, large hands, and stretch marks cover almost the majority of her body except for her face. She also tends wear baggier clothing, but everything looks baggy when it hangs off her slim figure. She also tends to wear a fannypack or a ball cap a lot of the time, even with her uniform.

(Also she's super skinny when stretching herself to be taller, but shes actually is a little chubby when shes at her normal height. Prolly her loose skin. Its not a dramatic chubby, shes still quite skinny, but has a bit of baby fat at her normal height.)

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[BIC]"gee whiz that sucks" ~Noburu

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[BIC]🔮About Noburu🔮

[BIC]Noburu is a very mischievous kid, and loves to pull harmless pranks and acts of vandalism, but despite her cocky and obnoxious outside, she is a bit of an social outcast. Only keeping to a very meager group of friends, and tends to avoid new people.

[BIC]She also has a lot of strange tendencies, and likes to stretch herself really tall to make her feel more confident and come off as more intimidating. Even thought it wears her out to use her quirk most of the time, she does it to help cope with her anxieties. In her mind being intimidating and tall, helps her feel less helpless and aids her in avoiding potential confrontations with other people.

[BIC]Whenever she's with friends she tends to shrink back down to her average height which is more around 174cm (5ft 8). Still pretty tall compared to a lot of the other girls in MUA, but she's less nervous around girls as she is around boys. The more nervous she is the taller she will make herself basically.

[BIC]She hardly ever takes breaks from using her quirk, especially in a crowded setting like MUA where her anxiety is at its peak, but sometimes she will shrink back down without noticing especially when she's worn herself out. In fact a lot of the time during classes she will have trouble staying awake and especially staying focused.

[BIC]On the upside, because she uses her quirk so often she's one of the more practiced students in MUA, and knows how to use her quirk well. So whenever the need arises, using her quirk comes to her naturally, and she has more immediate reactions to danger than many of her other classmates.

[BIC]This is something that also comes back to her anxious nature, she's always mentally prepared for something to go wrong. So when it does, she tends to skip being shocked, and go directly into action. Its that impulse and incentive to react quickly that shows real promise for her to become as a hero.

[BIC]Her main problem with her quirk is the fatigue it causes. When she uses it constantly she finds herself too exhausted to do much of anything, and if anything bad were to happen, though her reaction time would be good, she will likey collapse of exhaustion within a short amount of time.

[BIC]In fact most of her problems lie with the fact that shes using her quirk as a coping mechanism for other underlying issues. Even though there is the benefit of her being mentally ready for danger, she won't be as physically prepared to deal with the danger.

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[BIC]"Splish Splash your Opinion is trash" ~Noburu

[BIC]😎Headcannons😎 (theres a lot so hang in)

[IC]💜Whenever Noburu cracks her knuckles, or a bone pops it makes a squeaking noise.💜

[IC]💜Swings like spiderman, or walks from light pole to light pole to get places. Likes to use her quirk for transportation. Occassionally uses her quirk and a skateboard to propel and slingshot herself to different places.💜

[IC]💜She's basically a rubberhose human. She can stretch, bend, anything a cartoon character can do with some limitations. She does pull muscles easily tho, when that happens she looses the ability to retract her arms. She ends up wearing her messed up arm like a scarf when she does.💜

[IC]💜Can spiderwalk like in the exorcist. Very important to mention.💜

[IC]💜Says sound effects aloud a lot, doesn't know why. Some of the common ones she uses are yoink, yeet, whap, boing, bing, and swoosh. 💜

[IC]💜Mastered the art of falling down the stairs like a slinky. Does it to show off, doesn't realize it makes her look like a moron.💜

[IC]💜Makes Insulting friendship bracelets for people she actually likes💜

[IC]💜Has a Pet Ferret Named Ricky (he's just as much a moron as his mommy)💜

[IC]💜Noburu leaves notes for her crush, their normally in a code and they're always corny pickup lines💜

[IC]💜feeds into todorokis theories with her own, they could talk for hours about other peoples possible parentage💜

[IC]💜When Aizowa erases Noburu's quirk while she's using it to stretch her arms or legs, they'll retract automatically, and it ends with her slapping herself in the face like a human rubber band💜

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[BIC]😎Ricky Headcannons😎 (her pet ferret)

[IC]🎺Rickys theme [Song|https://youtu.be/a0r0jznFjA8]🎺

[IC]💗She brings him to school often, and most of the time he doesn't run off, but when he does hes a loose danger sock. He will bite ankles and dance away from his pursuers💗

[IC]💗Will sneak into any open spaces, like pant legs, open bookbags, or a certain teachers sleeping bag. (First time it happens Aizowa get freaked out because Ricky bites him)💗

[IC]💗Squeaks when caught, and runs away. Very slippery boy💗

[IC]💗loves hiding under furniture, and playing with loose trash💗

[IC]💗Sleeps in Noburu's hoodie, or in her fanny pack💗

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[BIC]

Last updated: 09/22/20

Hopefully will add more about this girl later. Hope you like her so far tho.

#noburu Kirakuto #mha fandom #mha ocs #Noburu #Slapstick Psycho

[ao3feed-bnha-girls]

The Class President is My Nanny

The class president is my nanny by MimiTheShipper 967

Momo Yaoyorozu was the perfect student! On top of her class with high grades, a class president and all the teachers loved her. Except the students. For them she was a nerd and a teacher's pet. Only her best friend Jirou with her boyfriend Kaminari treated her like a normal person.

Shouto Todoroki had a reputation of a bad boy and a delinquent from all the fights he hot himself into, most of which he wasn't guilty of. His reputation may have caused for girls to like him, but he struggled with making real friends.

The two seemingly odd students were brought together by fate itself in it's little game and they have no choice but to stick together and overcome their shortcomings. ... This is loosely based on a headcanon I shared a while ago in the tdmm discord server. It's my version of a Shoujo manga AU/ Romantic comedy.

Words: 5491, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Yaoyorozu Momo, Todoroki Shouto, Jirou Kyouka, Kaminari Denki, Original Characters

Relationships: Todoroki Shouto/Yaoyorozu Momo, Todoroki Shouto & Yaoyorozu Momo, Jirou Kyouka/Kaminari Denki, Jirou Kyouka & Kaminari Denki, Jirou Kyouka & Kaminari Denki & Yaoyorozu Momo

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Quirks, Alternate Universe - High School, Fluff, Humor, Light Angst, Developing Relationship, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Friendship, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Protective Todoroki Shouto, Todoroki Shouto is Bad at Feelings, Todoroki Shouto is a Sweetheart, Protective Yaoyorozu Momo, Yaoyorozu Momo is a Good Friend, Jirou Kyouka is a Good Friend, Kaminari Denki is a Dork, Kaminari Denki is a Ray of Sunshine, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Not Beta Read

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24459067

#AO3 Feed #FanFiction #AO3 Todomomo #♥ #Todomomo #Kamijirou #📚 #⚤ #R:T #A:Mimi #No Quirks AU #Fluff #Angst

[lblanc]

THE BASICS ––– –

NAME: Temple L’blanc

AGE: 122

BIRTHDAY: July 13

RACE: Sin’dorei

GENDER: Male

SEXUALITY: Homoromantic Pansexual

MARITAL STATUS: Single

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE ––– –

HAIR: Black

EYES:  Fel green

HEIGHT: 6′3”

BUILD: Muscular, fit. A dancer’s body. 

COMMON ACCESSORIES: Various rings and necklaces. Piercings include double nostril piercing, snake bites, medusa, labret, belly button, and more below the belt.

PERSONAL ––– –

PROFESSION: Loser, delinquent, bar fighter, street belly dancer (Horus Mazarabe dance claim)

HOBBIES: Belly dancing, traveling (though he’s never done it, it’s a hobby in theory), body modifications, secretly decorating himself in body glitter

LANGUAGES: Orcish | Thalassian | Common

RESIDENCE: Street Rat’s Way - The Row, Silvermoon City

BIRTHPLACE: Silvermoon City

RELIGION: Publicly despises spirituality, secretly prays to the stars regularly

                                                          RELATIONSHIPS ––– -

SPOUSE: None.

CHILDREN: None

PARENTS: Mother - Marillea L’blanc; Father - Torinel L’blanc

SIBLINGS: One younger sister, Solstice L’blanc

PETS: It is he who is usually the pet.

IN GAME: Tëmplë (alt code 0235)

LOOKING FOR: Long term, pre-established, friendship, loveship, hateship, student/teacher, anything really!

AVAILABLE VIA: Discord, Tumblr, in game!

#new muse #cross faction RP #Dossier #wow rp #Temple L'blanc

[tlbodine]

Loss of Self: When Identity Theft Gets Extreme

A 1956 movie, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, seemingly introduced a fresh horror into our collective consciousness: An alien race that could infiltrate a community, quietly replacing its members, without anyone noticing....except maybe for the last person left, who realizes far too late that there’s nowhere left to turn. 

Body Snatchers itself drew its inspiration from a novel written two years earlier by Jack Finney. In the book, as in the films that followed, a plant-based alien race descended from space with seed pods that could grow a perfect duplicate of a human -- right down to the scars and memories. But these duplicates had no emotions, no mode of reproduction, and they were doomed to die within five years, ultimately setting the earth on a path for destruction. 

Finney’s story ultimately ends on an optimistic note -- the aliens depart, finding humans more resistant than they expected -- but later treatments of the story would take a darker turn. 

Body Snatchers wasn’t the only story of its time to wonder about extraterrestrial invaders and body-thieving threats. Robert Heinlein, Ray Bradbury and Philip K. Dick are among the authors who touched on the concept of mind control and silent invasion. 

Arguably, the folkloric roots of Body Snatchers trace all the way back the European fairy stories about changelings. According to these tales, the fairies would at times steal humans (usually children, but not always) and replace them with impostors. There are also ancient tales of demonic possession and witchcraft where non-human entities would take hold of townspeople. 

These folktales differ in a few vital ways from the genre Body Snatchers would come to codify, though. For one, the impostor could usually be identified quickly by a change in behavior. For another, incidents would occur in isolation, affecting individuals rather than whole communities. 

In encapsulating specific, timely fears, Invasion of the Body Snatchers created something both wholly familiar, and utterly new. 

In 1950, senator Joseph McCarthy rose to prominence after making claims that Communists had infiltrated all branches of the government. For four years, he waved an investigation that ultimately failed to turn up any evidence of spying -- but it did destroy careers, tarnish reputations, and sow seeds of doubt throughout the country as neighbors turned suspicious eyes on one another: https://www.history.com/topics/cold-war/joseph-mccarthy

With McCarthyism fresh in the pop-cultural memory, it’s not too tough to see why a story about outside invaders living among us would be so uniquely terrifying. But the enduring power of Body Snatchers goes deeper than Red Scare anxieties. It also taps into our own insecurities by asking the most troubling question of all: What if someone else stole your body and your life...and lived it better than you did? 

In 1972, author Ira Levin wrote a darkly satirical novel, The Stepford Wives, about a young mother who begins to suspect that there is something deeply wrong with the apparently idyllic neighborhood she moves into with her husband. The other wives are beautiful and submissive, with no interests or desires beyond pleasing their spouses. 

The explanation? The wives have been replaced with robots. What happens to the originals? That’s open to interpretation. Ira Levin’s novel never gives an explicit answer, although it’s implied that they are killed and disposed of -- a fate made clearer in the 1975 film adaptation. In a future film treatment, the Wives are merely mind-controlled (making salvation possible, and softening the horror of the story). 

Obviously, Levin’s work is born in the heart of the Women’s Liberation movement, and the feminist themes are explicit. But it is a clear spiritual successor to the anxieties raised in Body Snatcher: the price of conformity, the loss of self, the duality of community and the slow, creeping horror of the world changing around you beyond your awareness or control. 

That Invasion of the Body Snatchers would be remade in 1978, then, seems almost inevitable. Our culture was redefining itself in every imaginable way, and the anxiety surrounding displacement was higher than ever. 

A Real Terror...

An especially chilling aspect of the fear behind Pod People and Stepford Wives is that, for some people, it’s a reality. 

The Capgras Delusion(1) is a psychiatric disorder where a person comes to believe that one or more people in their life has been replaced by an impostor. The delusion most commonly affects people with dementia and schizophrenia, but it can be triggered by a brain injury or other cause as well. It can be acute or chronic, but it leaves sufferers with the certainty that their spouse, child, parent, or even pet is a stranger, despite all evidence to the contrary. 

The disorder was originally described by French psychiatrist Joseph Capgras, who identified it in a patient in the 1920s. It’s probable that it, or something like it, has occurred throughout history as a result of certain brain injuries or the onset of dementia. 

Sadly, little is truly known about the causes or treatment of the delusion, and some sufferers will struggle with symptoms for the remainder of their lives. That is a truly chilling thought. 

Looking for More Stories About Replacements? 

There are plenty of stories out in the world of replicants and replacements. Here are three of my favorite recommendations to whet your appetite. 

The Faculty - This 1998 film directed by Robert Rodriguez takes the concept of a slow-moving alien invasion and moves it into a high school. Here the aliens are parasites, and the unlikely hero is a drug-dealing delinquent. What makes the film memorable is the subtle menace of the teachers, especially the performance of Robert Patrick, and the clever treatment of high school archetypes. Who hasn’t felt that their teachers might be pod people? 

The World’s End - Edgar Wright directed this film in 2013, and it serves as the ending to a trilogy loosely made up of Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. The story follows a group of old friends reluctantly going on an epic pub crawl, only for it to be rudely interrupted by the realization that the town has been overtaken by robots. What makes the film truly excellent is how well it works as a story before the reveal: the tale of friendships that have fallen apart and the ravages of nostalgia is plenty riveting on its own. Here the robots can be viewed, perhaps, as a metaphor for growing up and joining mainstream society...and a question about whether such conformity is ever worth the price. 

Get Out - Much has been said of Jordan Peele’s 2017 debut, which follows a young black man anxiously meeting his white girlfriend’s family for the first time, only to discover a truly sinister explanation for some of the strange things he encounters. The story is a clear call-back to The Stepford Wives, replacing race for gender and exploring those themes to their logical and horrifying conclusions. 

Do you have a favorite body-snatcher story? Reblog and tell me about it!

Read More:

1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capgras_delusion#targetText=Capgras%20delusion%20is%20a%20psychiatric,replaced%20by%20an%20identical%20impostor.

#horror movies #horror #analysis #horror analysis #literary analysis #pod people #invasion of the body snatchers #stepford wives #aliens #invasion #parasites

[dujourmeans]

this is going to be a painfully simple request that combines a handful of my favorite things: found families, big groups, tropes and shit inspired by teen movies. tl;dr: this entire deal revolves around a group of ten people in their mid-twenties who all went to the same high school. while some of them were friends and had overlapping social circles ... the others either had no idea of the existence of some, avoided them, ignored them, etc. the exit from high school life into the life of an adult usually tends to shake life up, and it was this shift that eventually brought them all together. it all started with the ever social boy #3 and girl #4, who were long time friends, bringing a handful of their high school friends in for a party two years after graduation. during "said" party the ten former classmates in question had ended up clicking over an intense game of monopoly and, by the time the sun had risen, fresh friendships had been forged. over time they began to pop up in the same places and, by the time another year had passed on by, it wasn't uncommon for them to get together for everything from board game nights to group movie theater expeditions to simply hanging out at local bars. that’s ... really it. a random evening helped to shape a large group friendship and, though they’re all very different people and have each have unique histories with each other pre-friendship forming ... they’ve managed to build up a kind of found family with one another.  the tropes and labels below are inspired by virtually every teen movie that was released over the last thirty years. many of them exist within the same general ... sphere, but you're not required to apply each to your character. for example: say you take girl #1 and decide that she falls in line with both the rich girl and beauty queen tropes, but you'd rather have her be spoiled sweet than a mean alpha type. that's completely cool. work your magic, and you're also welcome to lift tropes from all of the others and mix them in with your primary ones as well. it's your character! essentially: these tropes defined who they were the most back during their high school days. they're all in their mid-twenties now which means that changes have definitely happened for each other them, but they're also going to retain some of their older traits ... whether they be obvious or more hidden away is up to you. age wise, they’d all be twenty-four or twenty-five, but i’d be okay if one or two were a year older or younger. (like maybe they were brought to the original party because they had nothing else to do.) if the slots fill up quickly i’d be open to maybe adding one or two more per category, but we’ll see how that goes.  — — — — — — — — — — • girl #1, age, open, reserved for lana — most closely aligned with ... the rich girl, the alpha bitch, the cheerleader, the beauty queen, the popular girl • girl #2, age, open, reserved for lexi — most closely aligned with ... the weird girl, the emo / goth / scene, the loner, the misunderstood, the edgy one, the cool loser • girl #3, twenty-four, taken, taken by britt — most closely aligned with ... the cloudcuckoolander, the actress, the screwball comic, the pop culture aficionado. • girl #4, age, open, reserved for amanda — most closely aligned with ... the plain jane, the every girl, the underappreciated, the overlooked, the sidekick, the makeshift bridesmaid • girl #5, age, open, reserved for piper — most closely aligned with ... the overachiever, the teacher’s pet, the horse girl, the book smart one • girl #6, age, open, reserved for maddie — most closely aligned with ... the deadpan snarker, the comedienne, manic pixie dream girl, the #cool girl • girl #7, age, reserved for suki — most closely aligned with ... it’s up to you! • boy #1, age, open, reserved for morgan — most closely aligned with ... the delinquent, the dark and mysterious, the rebel, the anti-hero, the jerkass • boy #2, age, open, reserved for fleur — most closely aligned with ... the nice guy, the geek, the movie fanatic, the butt-monkey,  • boy #3, age, open, reserved for derek — most closely aligned with ... the prankster, the class clown, the life of the party, the obnoxious one, the motor mouth • boy #4, age, open, reserved for rae — most closely aligned with ... the jock, big man on campus, the popular guy, the ace, the hero • boy #5, age, open, reserved for liv — most closely aligned with ... the flirt, the casanova, the serial dater, the hedonist, the heartbreaker • boy #6, age, reserved for kai — most closely aligned with ... the parent friend, the sweet one, the social butterfly, the optimist.   • boy #7, age, reserved for tori — most closely aligned with ... it’s up to you!

#envyrp #envyrp req #if ur into it u can either reply here or pm me or shoot me a message on discord (britt4980) #i'm gonna cap it off at seven per but! two more are still open!

[mirellasnape]

Sleepover - Josuyasu Week 2018

Prompt: Sleepover.

Words: 1400

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16661549

My third JosuYasu fic for this amazing event. Damn, these fics are getting longer. Also, I am barely making it on time (it’s 11:20pm Tuesday here), because I watched some Diamond is Unbreakable episodes to get the timeline right. And instead of just checking, I watched the whole last eight episodes because I have no self control. It’s kinda in the same universe as my other fics for the Josuyasu Week 2018. But you don’t have to read those to understand, Still unbeta’ed, and errors are still mine. If you find any, let me know so I can fix ‘em. Enjoy!

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This was not exactly how Josuke imagined his first sleepover with Okuyasu. In fact, in his mind, they would have been at Okuyasu’s since, you know, less parental supervision, Nijimura-san notwithstanding. They would watch some movies on his shitty TV and VCR, maybe he could even bring the N64 and some games. But nope. Sleepover at Josuke’s. Doing homework like good kids, and tomorrow finding clues to find a serial killer. That Thursday had sure been eventful. Not only they had one Stand fight after another, and even a third Stand appeared and was defeated by Rohan and Koichi, but his mom had been put in danger. That Enigma bastard was lucky he didn’t tear him up page by page. Thankfully, Mikitaka, Yuuya, and especially Okuyasu were there to help. And then Koichi told him earlier that night that this grade-school kid Kawajiri Hayato knew something about Kira. They were meeting the next day at 8:30 am at the intersection with the huge Pepsi sign. Hopefully the investigation will be fruitful, so they could be close to defeat Kira once and for all.

He was originally just going to call Okuyasu about the plan, but then he just blurted to his friend to come over to stay the night, which he agreed to readily. He was probably expecting a night of fun. Convincing his mom was harder, but after her “fainting episode”, she was distracted enough to not put too much of a fight. Besides, Tomoko liked Okuyasu. She did tell him, they better be fast asleep by 11pm. As thus it was 10:30pm, and they were in Josuke’s bedroom finishing their homework, using the notes Yukako kindly gave them. Well, that she kindly gave Koichi, and thus Josuke. They didn’t even ask how she had those notes when she didn’t even go to their class. Girls in love could be scary. Koichi was such a pal he asked for her own notes to give to Okuyasu, since they actually had classes together. “Man, why are we doing this, if we are going to be late to school anyway?” Okuyasu complained while hitting his head on Josuke’s low table. “We already ditched school today, dude. I don’t think our homeroom teachers will be happy if we are late without our homework”. Josuke repressed a yawn. He didn’t sleep well the night before. “But we are badass delinquents, Josuke” Okuyasu sprawled on the floor. “Dude, you eat strawberry ice-cream every Monday and try to pet all the dogs and cats you encounter.” “And I do those like a badass!” The so-called “delinquent” pumped a fist in the air. “Then go finish your homework like a badass so we can sleep, and get up on time to go all good-cop/bad-cop on a grade-schooler.” By the time Okuyasu finished his homework, Josuke was sleeping on the table, having finished his own some minutes ago. He woke up when he felt something on his hair. He opened on eye, and saw Okuyasu hastily removing his hand. It was proof of their undying friendship that Josuke didn’t comment on Okuyasu touching the pomp. “Hey, man. Are you done?” “Yeah. Your mom was here a couple of minutes ago to say she had run a bath for us.” Josuke did open both eyes for that. “You wanna go first?” “Nah man, it’s your house. Go wash while I tidy up here. I should be done by the time you start your soak.” Josuke was once again about to fall asleep, this time in his tub, by the time Okuyasu walked into the bathroom. He woke up quickly for that. Damn. He had forgotten an important fact. In order to share a bath, they both had to be naked. And thus, this was the first time Josuke had seen Okuyasu with so little clothes. Basically just a small towel around his hips. One of Josuke’s small towels. “Hey Josuke!” Okuyasu’s smile froze on his face as he looked at Josuke in the tub. But unlike Josuke who was trying and failing to keep his eyes on his face and not on all the display of tanned, toned and scarred flesh; Okuyasu couldn’t seem to keep his eyes away from Josuke’s face… Or rather, his hair. Yep, that was the first time Okuyasu had seen Josuke without his signature hairdo. His long black hair brushed his shoulders, making an even bigger contrast with his pale skin and blue eyes. Okuyasu blushed. Josuke, thinking Okuyasu noticed he was being a perv, blushed back. “So um, there’s the shower and you can use my shampoo and bodywash if you want to.” Josuke looked away and pointed at said items. “Huh. Yeah. Of course. Thank you, Josuke.” And because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut, he blurted. “You look a lot like your mom with your hair down.” “S-shut up, dude!” Josuke blushed all the way down his chest, remembering all the times Okuyasu had called his mom hot. With the blush slowly receding, Okuyasu also noted how pink Josuke’s nipples were. He cleared his throat and decided to take a cold shower. He turned around towards the detachable shower head and all the bath thingies Josuke and Tomoko apparently collected. He grabbed one at random and started washing himself. It smelled like strawberries. This was Tomoko’s. Okuyasu blushed and took more care in selecting a shampoo. The second one he opened smelled like Josuke. There’s a winner. Meanwhile Josuke was waiting for the perfect moment to escape to his room. He was far from relaxed now, peaking every once in a while at Okuyasu giving his body a perfunctory wash. Josuke noted his hair was treated with more care, which he approved of with a hum. Okuyasu heard it, and turned towards Josuke, who turned away quickly and faked relaxing in the tub. After rising his body and hair, Okuyasu stood up… and dropped the towel. Totally accidental! Both yelped. With Josuke tripping in the tub, and being underwater for a second or two. And Okuyasu tripping with the small stool while trying to reach for the towel before it touched the floor. It all happened in a couple of seconds, but they made enough noise to make Tomoko knock on the door. “Everything alright, boys?” “Yes, Tomoko-san!” “Yes, mom!” “Alright then. Hurry up and leave the bathroom so you can sleep. Tomorrow is a school day!” Josuke took advantage of Okuyasu’s distraction to leave the tub. When his friend turned around, Josuke already had a towel around his hips, and was walking towards the door. “The tub is all yours, buddy!” He smiled at Okuyasu without actually looking at him, grabbed some more towels and sprinted off toward his room. By the time Okuyasu returned to Josuke’s room, he had calmed down and was in his bed. Feeling more confident, he just raised his covers and make some room for his buddy. Okuyasu quickly took him on his offer. There was another problem Josuke didn’t foresee. While his bed was very comfortable that he could sprawl over it when he was all by himself, adding another large teenager meant a lot less room. Well, it’s not like they usually respected personal space anyway, and with both properly dressed that shouldn’t be a problem. But it was a problem. None could find a comfortable position, and kept moving around until… “Ugh! Stop squirming! We need to sleep so we can be in our best shape for tomorrow’s investigation!” “This bed ain’t big enough for both of us, Josuke!” “Yes, it is!” And so Josuke just turned Okuyasu on his side and cuddled him. “There! See! We fit!” Okuyasu froze for a second, and then completely relaxed. Ah, peace and quiet. And Josuke was so warm too! He was glad the days weren’t too hot yet. This was the best! “But why do I have to be the little spoon?” Josuke gritted his teeth. “Because you are shorter!” “By 2cm! And I have way more muscles so I might be slightly shorter but I am bigger!” “Shut up, Okuyasu. We need to sleep. You can be the big spoon next time!” “Fine.” Okuyasu smiled and mouthed to himself. “Next time.” Both boys fell asleep after that. All comfortable and happy and safe. The next day, Kawajiri Hayato called Josuke, telling him to not be late to the meeting with his friends.

#josuyasuweek2018 #josuke higashikata #okuyasu nijimura #josuke x okuyasu #josuke #okuyasu #josuyasu #sleepover #ship week #tomoko higashikata

[theheavycrown]

S02 E11 · Chapter Twenty-Four: The Wrestler

I completely spaced doing this recap. SARAHFAIL. I had a fever for the days following the episode airing. Then a few days after that I was just exhausted from my health issues and the fever. Suddenly, it’s Wednesday again and I hadn’t done the recap. It’s 6am, Riverdale day, but here is the recap; better late than never! It was nice to relook at the episode before watching tonight!

My Rating: 6/10 - I liked the character arc’s in this one, it is giving me hope for the direction of many. However, this felt like a filler episode.

Recap, random screencaps, video clip scene links, emoji abuse, fangirling, snark, hearteyes, facepalms, and reactions (& spoilers obviously) under the cut!

Jughead Jones with headphones on? Very season 1, time to get down to business.

Every time an episode starts without Jughead at his computer, I can’t help but be disappointed. I’ll make due with a snake swimming upstream. 🐍 (Did I do this right FP?) 🤣

Jughead Jones, juvenile delinquent, will he pay attention in class? Will he turn in that oral history report next week? Tune in next week on a very different show where kids actually go to school!

Cheryl is a teachers pet, why am I not surprised?

Who calls anyone their Grandpappy? What is this, 1850?

Of course the Blossoms were around when Riverdale was founded.

I am really interested in the founding families of Riverdale. What families have been around the longest besides the Blossoms?

This covert meeting seems like it should be held somewhere much more closed doors than the Andrews dining room.

Everyone seem so surprised and hush, hush when Archie walks in. He lives here. SURPRISE....? He lives here? 🤷

Sweaty Archie is giving off major glistening sparkliness. Am I the only one getting Twilight vibes?  🧛‍♂️✨

Well, now we all are. 🌟SPARKLE, ARCHIE, SPARKLE. 🌟

“Um, I’d kiss you, but you’re sweaty.” - Me, basically, every time my SO works out. I feel you, V.

Hal “I’m a huge dick and think my children are expendible” Cooper, great to see you back buddy! No one wants you here. 👌

“I have scars, too. Crescent moons on my palms.” Uhhh.. forced much?

I’m sure I’m not the only one that felt that this delivery was very weird. Betty has not said a peep about her self harm to anyone except Jug, then she just blurts it out in a really unnatural way over eggs and toast. It’s like she just suddenly got a case of ‘notice me, senpai’ when it came to Chic. That was a dialogue fail.

Alice, mother of the year, ignoring this conversation entirely. “What? I didn’t hear you, more pancakes, lalalalla!” 🥞

🎶Secret Agent Man🎶 is secret.

Kevin thinks Chic is a hottie. I definitely don’t ship this. No Chevin for this girl. Even if it is a good ship name or.... Kevic?

Jughead hanging out with the RD crew again! 🙌

I appreciate Jughead’s Snowpiercer 🚂 reference. Pop culture!

Veronica is walking a fine line here, I am all for Jug/Veronica friendship... but with her now playing both sides against the middle, if Jug finds out, I don’t see that going well.

Betty looks jealous! “Plans with Toni?” OOOO GURL.

Side-eye, a novel by Betty Cooper

I don’t think dropping French to take Spanish is what Veronica was meaning when she told Archie her dad didn’t like him because he didn’t speak Spanish. 😂🤦

“Wrestling, YAY”, said no one in fandom ever.

Reporter Jughead!! 📝

I really enjoyed the backstory on the founding of the Serpents. The Uktena tribe, the word being a horned water serpent, turning into the Serpents. Maybe my serpent swimming upstream comment was more apt than I realized?

General Pickens was a dick.

“Did you think Jason Blossom was the first person to be murdered in Riverdale?” *Snap snap* You slay, Toni! 👏

So, Chic is a web cammer, huh? Alrighty. “Video gigolo” and “Cyber-trick” are interesting job titles.

Kevin actually has lines!

For those who missed this tidbit, let’s learn more about Chic the Trick. No. I’m not making this up.

About me: “Always looking to have a good time...everytime. I’m a huge fan of new and interesting people. I can do the craziest things you dreamed about. Get on board and forget about world existing around You - this is going to be another dimension. Let’s open up together and discover some new secrets :)” Facts: “Age: Old enough to party...legally ;) - Gender: Male - Build: Slim - Hair Color: Depends on mood - Hair Length: Medium - Ethnicity: White - Sexual Preference: :) - Languages: English” My Wall: Tbonez: you look like fun, i wanna play ;) PM’d - Mauiwowi69: me n my boi r crushing on u hard, Pm’d you - BigDee88 has enterted the room - MacDaddy77: mmm mm.. can i have some fries w that?!” 

Let’s dissect this into some of my reactions. 

I am definitely picking apart his grammar right now.

This is really cringey.

Hair color, depends on mood? Really? Dark Betty reference much?

Since when is that hair length medium? (I am unreasonably irritated by this.)

Mauiwowi69? Really?

CAN I HAVE SOME FRIES WITH THAT? 🍟🍟🍟 Laughing.

I can’t believe that profile is a thing. I am on a constant loop of cringing and laughing.

I don’t personally have any objection to (legal and of age) webcammers. To each their own. So I don’t object to his lifestyle. He has had it super tough, if he wants to do this, all is well that ends well. But that profile is cringe worthy.

Wrestler Kevin! (This is incidentally all I have to take out of this plot line.)

Kevin makes Archie look like a chump. Look at that chest definition!

Betty finds the caming fascinating? So she went down a rabbit hole of watching Chic’s videos? Or just cam videos in general? 🙄 This is a little weird. I am not here for this.

Jughead: “Am I interupting?” Betty: “NOPE!!!” 😍

Blue and Gold Bughead Scene!

Betty’s sweater, how does she make something so hideous, so adorable?

Jughead is working on a Blue and Gold article and I am here for this!!!

I am so excited. I am also wondering if there was a cut scene involving them talking about him returning.

Betty encouraging Jughead to write the article and even suggesting he go after Hiram directly, YASSSS! 💏🔍

I will take any Blue and Gold Bughead scene, but they are also having a friendship again! Friendship!!!

“Hey, Mr. Lodge, this is Jughead Jones here, I have no tact, I am straight to the point with your bullshit.” *Hiram hangs up*

Archie and Hiram’s cock fight in front of Veronica is laughable. She is fiercer than both of them put together.

Betty Cooper will go to any length to protect someone she cares about, it’s a strength and a weakness. Chic better not take advantage of our soft muffin!!!

They are going hard on this.. Hiram is a hard ass to Archie story line, I don’t feel like foundation was laid out for this severity.

Hal, being all uppity about Polly now. Hal: “THAT’S POLLY’S ROOM.” *fake crying* Everyone: You ran Polly out, Asshole. 🖕

You’re filling a void, Hal!

Sure, Hiram! Manhandle the students on school property, no prob. You were a wrestling star back in high school! Totes okay!

“Look, I get it. You hate the Northside. You hate that instead of inviting you to a party, they asked you to work it. It triggers all your rage about being born on the wrong side of the tracks. But this? This wasn't your story to tell.“ - Toni ‘I’m a badass bitch who tells it like it is’ Topaz.

Toni calling out Jughead is a damn mood. She is dropping truths lately! I am so happy to see Toni getting some love on characterization!

Also, lol. Swords and Serpents room.

Jughead is RAAAAGE. You know, considering he wanted to mediate peace between North and South sides.. he really is anti-Northside now. “Damn the man, save the Southside!” 🤘

Cheryl is upset that her family was responsible for the atrocities of the past! Yes! More character depth for Cheryl! Thank goodness!

Cheryl crying is giving me feelings.

Chic... the dick. Listen. I like Chic, or I want to like Chic because I like Hart. But he isn’t really endearing right now. He calls out Betty saying she can’t  be that nice to have just got him because he was her brother and for her mom. Um. That IS why she did it. 👏 Step back, son.

Betty wouldn’t have known about Chic’s “darkness” being like hers, why are they suddenly making it like she may have sought him out for that purpose all along? Plot devices.

Also, Betty is beautiful and all, but what clothes did they throw up on her this episode? I usually enjoy her style. But first that sweater and now overalls? What?!

Archie calling out Hiram saying he was there for Veronica when he was in prison. I mean.... he’s not wrong. ☕️

More sweaty Archie, “The Sweaty Archie” should be the new episode title.

“Fathers are forever,” lol WUT. 🧀

Jughead being so passionate but still so sincere! “I had no right to- I had no right. I’m sorry.” This was great for his character. He has been rage, raging against the dying serpent jackets. It is good to see him fall back into his reason and sincerity at times too. We need a dynamic Jughead!

Chuck VS Archie, 🤼‍♂️ *mortal kombat voice* Fight!

They wouldn’t match up these two to get on a high school wrestling team. They are different weight classes, this is dumb.

By the way, I can’t stop thinking about this, is this supposed to be sexy? Spandex is never sexy. Unless it’s yoga pants. I can’t stop laughing at this.

WHY IS THERE A CROWD HERE FOR TRYOUTS? Really? Full stands for high school wrestling tryouts? Listen. I was here with you guys til this, but you’re jumping the shark. 🦈

Of course Archie “I’ve never wrestled before in my life” Andrews beat Chuck “I probably have been on the wrestling team every year” Clayton.

At least the music was good.

Alice looks so gorgeous! That bun with the outfit! 😍

....and Chic looks like a sociopath.

Alice is so happy to be out with Chic at the fair, and he is being kind to her. More of this Chic and Alice please.

Wtf Hal. Why do you have to bring the shit parade?

Betty and Alice standing up for Chic, yassss!

I love the all around “Fuck you, Hal” looks here.

“He has to go and you know damn well why.” .....why?

I do NOT want to here any shit about FP being Chic’s father. THE VOID IS LISTENING.

Veronica and the Pussycats! 🐱 Damn girl! Vicious!

It is nice to say Valeria and Melody... even if it’s... incredibly minimal.

We need more Val.

Light Choni moment! Cheryl stepped right up with the Southside.

Cheryl getting a front row place to watch her girl Toni’s speech!! 🙌

I enjoy this character development for Toni! She is a fierce independent woman and she don’t need no woman!

I really loved Toni’s speech! It was powerful. I love that none of the men insisted on giving it either, Toni owned that.

Sweetpea did exude power up there backing up his friend though. BFF’s.

I really appreciate that Jughead wasn’t on the stage for this one. As Toni said before, it wasn’t his story to tell.

Jughead’s eyes are pure fire though. 🔥

Hiram is one sly mofo. He is a snake in the grass. 🐍

Jughead tearing off his tape, he is PISSED. Jughead “You won’t like me when I’m angry” Jones.

I’m glad Grandpa gave him the stand down and save it for another day. Jug is damn well fearless. He isn’t scared of  Hiram in the slightest. I am interested where this is going to go in future episodes.

I am here for the Jughead character arc!!

Penelope and Hal? 🤮 Seriously? Is this a daytime soap all of a sudden?

Chic opened up to Betty and I’m glad they didn’t go super murder boy vibe.

Too bad it went creepy bad decisions vibe instead.

The only problem with using the same way to cope with her darkness, as he does with his, is he’s a WEE BIT older. 😓🤦

Listen, I am back to feeling Chic is taking advantage of Betty, in a lot of ways. Just look at both of their expressions. There is a lot to read there.

I am not comfortable with any of this.

Chic you are back to being the dick.

“The dark education of Betty Cooper,” I love you, Jughead Jones. Narrator extraordinaire.

My Jughead at his laptop with his cup of coffee moment!

I really appreciate that Jughead is in the dark diner while writing about this darkness of Betty’s. The cinematography in this scene is excellent.

Suddenly after that dumb wrestling match Hiram is taking Archie under his wing? And into the business? Really? Couldn’t he have saved a kitten from a burning building instead to win him over or something?

“Isn’t this something the Serpents would do?” With the statue? I don’t know. Jughead HAS done graffiti before. But that is pretty damn inflammatory. It could have  been the Serpents. But it could have been Hiram “I’m a sneaky bastard” Lodge inflaming this civil war.

Filler episode is filling...... now with spandex!

Please feel free to message me to talk episodes and Riverdale (or anything really) anytime! I have way too much enthusiasm for the show. Check back in a couple days for a recap of episode 2x12. The hype is real for that one! I can’t wait to talk about it!

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[plplotttplot]

muse a is five months pregnant living with their boyfriend, muse c. the pregnancy was accidental but being that they were committed to each other, they decided to have the child and make it work. even though they’re barely making ends meet and are hanging on a thin thread, muse a is confident she and muse c will make it. until she comes home one day and finds that muse c is gone-their belongings gone. the only trace of them left is a sticky note on the refrigerator in muse c’s handwriting saying ‘sorry. i can’t do this anymore.’ muse a is devastated and doesn’t know how they’re gonna deliver and raise this child on their own. in steps muse b, muse a’s childhood friend. muse b had always loved muse a, but had stepped back when muse c had come into the picture. furious that muse c has left muse aalone, muse b moves in with muse a to help take care of her and make sure her pregnancy goes smoothly. soon muse b is taking care of the bills, going to pregnancy classes with muse a, and generally taking over the role muse c left behind. muse a is now starting to see muse b in a different light and is falling for them quickly, and muse b is still as enamored with muse a as ever but doesn’t want to overstep his boundaries-after all, he’s not the baby’s father.

plot twist—

on the day muse a goes into labor, muse c suddenly shows up crying and begging muse a to take them back and let them be the father to their baby. muse a is now caught between muse b, who they’ve come to love romantically, and muse c, the father of their newborn child.

muse a is your typical, spoiled rotten rich girl who doesn’t take no for an answer. you’d expect her parents to be rude and snotty just like their daughter but that couldn’t be further away from the truth, they’re humble because they didn’t come from wealthy families, they worked hard for it. but because they gave muse aeverything she wanted growing up, she couldn’t help but be a brat. she constantly spent her parents’ money like it was nothing and never bothered to say thank you. deciding that she needed a reality check, they told her that she was going to spend her summer soaking up the sun in the bahamas and that they were sending her on a private jet. of course muse a was ecstatic, but when the plane landed, she was no where near bahamas. instead, she was at an airport in oklahoma, being picked up by muse b’s family who decided to be her host. her credit cards were immediately cancelled and her phone was cut off. she couldn’t get back on the plane, she would be staying with them at their farm for the entire summer and she had no choice but to work on the farm, do chores, and things that she never had to do before. muse b can’t stand muse a, he thinks she’s lazy, stuck up, and annoying. he thinks she’s a complete bitch with no emotions, which is why he’s surprised when he finds muse acrying by the lake one night.

       MUSE A and MUSE B are both in high school. She’s a star student, marvellous dancer, and dating the star lacrosse player at school. Over all, she’s the girl everybody either wants to bang or become. MUSE B is the bad boy — brooding, handsome, and reckless. He brings out the rebellious side in MUSE A, challenges her and makes her want to step outside her boundaries. They’re ‘friends with benefits'— the moment the dismissal bell rings, MUSE A tears away her pantyhose, hikes up her skirt, and heads straight to his car, they fuck, and after that go at it once again at his house, until they’re finally laying sans clothing on top of one another smoking a joint. But they’re both afraid of committing to one another — MUSE A has got a boyfriend, and MUSE B would rather jump off a cliff rather than go steady. I just wants lots of fights, sex, and then the occasional cute shit where he tries to get her attention when she’s with her boyfriend. Think Chuck and Blair.

MUSE A and MUSE B have known each forever, literally. Their mum’s were best friends, they grew up together, were inseparable for a large portion of their earlier life. It’s not until junior year of high school where things go wary. MUSE A shows up as a completely transformed girl. In other words? She’s a total babe. MUSE B on the other hand remains true to himself — sitting at lunch with his face hidden in a comic book. MUSE A in her determination to become the biggest thing, is now dating the hottest guy at school — he’s a douchebag, but she claims she loves him. Over the last two years, she’s developed some questionable habits. She parties way too much for her own good, hammered before midnight, smoking a joint — it’s her way to fit in, and her way to rebel against her family’s high expectations. Meanwhile, the two haven’t necessarily stopped being friends, their friendship has just faded into the background. MUSE A will call MUSE B, three am, drunk out of her mind, for a pick me up. MUSE B after all this time can’t say no to her, he picks her up, gets her home, helps her clean up before putting her into bed. He does it because he loves her, really loves her. Whereas, she’s just a hot, selfish mess. I want unrequited love, please.

How about a plot about two high schoolers who get held back and have to repeat senior year. MUSE A is a straight A student and teachers pet who had to miss most of the year due to medical issues, and MUSE B is a delinquent who failed most of their classes and has to redo them. They never would have hung out last year, but now they’re the only ones left from their old class and the new senior class is filled with obnoxious pricks, so they sit together at lunch. MUSE Abecomes determined to tutor MUSE B and get them to graduation, but MUSE Bis more concerned with getting into their pants.

muse a is a new single father, a teenager at that living in an apartment complex with his newborn. it’s one of those apartment complexes in new york city, where everyone kind of keeps to themselves. muse b lives on his floor and has heard this newborn baby crying at ungodly hours, distracting her from her cramming for midterms. she had complained to the landlord about it and one night, she hears the baby crying again. stepping outside in a fit of rage, muse b is about to yell at whoever is the parent to this bastard child until she spots muse a, pacing the hallway with the child in his arms, his hair disheveled and his eyes giving away the sleep he’s been lacking. she feels sympathy instantly; she had no idea muse a lived on her floor, much less was he the father of this child. so, at 3 in the morning, muse b offers to help muse a get the baby back to sleep. and muse b becomes some sort of baby whisperer to muse a, and he continues to go to her for help and they start to dig each other and this is just so cute please

so Muse A is a broke ass college student who is struggling to even eat each day and is working two jobswhile still in school. Muse B is a CEO of a large corporation and a multi-millionaire. One night Muse Awas scrolling through the internet and finds a website that sets you up with potential sugar daddiesandMuse B sends Muse A a message right away and basically says if you come live with me for the summer and pretend to be in a relationship with me and ocassionally give me head or something like that, I’ll fucking take care of you

[finleyshacklebolt]

You saw DANIEL KALUUYA in London recently? It was actually FINLEY SHACKLEBOLT, the two share a resemblance. Apparently HE is AMBITIOUS and INTELLIGENT but can also be CONCEITED and MANIPULATIVE. They are TWENTY EIGHT and were sorted into SLYTHERIN. The PUREBLOOD works as a MINISTRY OFFICIAL, lives in LONDON and is affiliated with NEITHER SIDE. 

Aesthetics: Freshly ironed shirt with gold cufflinks, paperwork piled neatly on an oak desk, photographs of The Montrose Magpies at the bottom of a desk draw, line of trophies on the mantel

Full Name: Finley Shacklebolt

FC: Daniel Kaluuya

Age: 28

School: Hogwarts

House: Slytherin

Country of Origin: London

Current Place of Residence: Muggle London

Please list any canon relatives: Kingsley Shacklebolt (father)

Career: Ministry Official

Significant Other: None

Sexuality: Demisexual

Finley was born to be a winner. Being the son of Kingsley Shacklebolt, Minister of Magic, and born only a couple of years after the Battle of Hogwarts the press wrote many articles about his birth, his parents shown with wide smiles and a small bundle in their arms across every wizarding newspaper. From his early childhood the young boy came to represent a new generation who would live in a world without Death Eaters, without Lord Voldemort, without War. Kingsley Shacklebolt lead his first few years in office making drastic changes, attempting to rid the Ministry of Magic of corruption and discrimination and hoping to build a brighter future for Finley and his generation. 

As time passed and Finley grew up, he was coached by his parents and their advisers to behave in certain ways in front of the press. He was polite and charming, and grew up knowing that while photographs were being taken it was important for him to hold his mother or father’s hand and smile straight into the camera. The press ate it up. 

When he was old enough to attend Hogwarts, Finley was reminded that at all times he was representing the Shacklebolt name. On his very first day at Hogwarts at Platform 9 ¾, his mother had reminded him to stand up straight, get good grades and no matter what happened, keep his nose clean - the last thing the Shacklebolts wanted was a delinquent son that the papers could write about. It would be a distraction from Kingsley’s hard work as Minister. Just as his parents had requested, Finley’s school years went by without drama. While some press outlets mad a fuss when Finley was sorted into Slytherin rather than his father house Gryffindor, or his mother’s Ravenclaw, it quickly died down. 

Finley worked hard at school, and was known for never breaking the rules. He was something of a teacher’s pet achieving mainly Os and Es in his O.W.Ls and N.E.W.Ts and on top of this talent for Quidditch became apparent quite quickly. He was an all rounded, golden boy - or at least that’s how he liked to view himself. By his 4th year he was given the position of Keeper on the Slytherin team and his love of the game grew; he was especially interested in the strategy involved in such a complex game. He noticed that the other house teams didn’t consider strategy the same way he could. In their try-outs for teams they selected the best all rounded players, and trained them in their position, but none of them examined complex plays and strategies. It made sense really. To most people it was all quite boring. A lot of students chose Qudditch because they liked the game and while winning was a bonus to them it meant everything to Finley. When he was appointed Qudditch Captain in his final year his strategy was a key factor in their house cup win, and Finley’s skills on the pitch were picked up by a scout. He walked out of school and straight into The Montrose Magpies.

His ability and desire to manipulate others to get what he wanted had become clear during his school years. While in his first few years at Hogwarts he had a very small circle of friends who he could rely on, but as each year passed he met more students and the friends he had once had had grown distant. By his final year Finley didn’t see the point in keeping people around who couldn’t do anything for him. This continued after Hogwarts and the friendships he made with his Montrose Magpies team mates were shallow at best. By the end of his first year on the team it was clear that Finley was only kept around because he was good at coming up with novel plays which surprised the other team and gave them an upper hand. He spent less time on a broom than he did reading long and detailed books about Quidditch and the various plays that had been used in the past, and counters to those plays. It didn’t take long for Finley to realise he hadn’t been chosen for the team because he was a winner, but because he could help the rest of the team win - a team he wasn’t really even part of. 

After a second year of being largely on the bench Finley quit. He felt humiliated. He had entered the profession desperately wanting to be a quidditch star, a team captain and an excellent player but none of that had come to fruition. At the age of 19 he was stuck looking for a new career path; one where his ego would be fed and his skills put to use. He was very fortunate then that his father still had his potion as Minister of Magic.

Finley’s first role in the ministry was in the Department of Magical Games and Sports. It was natural for him to fall into the world of politics and it quickly replaced Quidditch as his passion. Kingsley’s pull at the ministry was strong and his influence allowed Finley to progress relatively quickly. He learnt how to make deals and laws surrounding the world of Qudditch he had once inhabited and for a short while he was happy. Soon he wanted more. He wanted to move faster than the department allowed and as soon as an advisory and policy maker position in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement opened Finley applied. 

He has now been working in that position for four years and is eager to continue progressing, with aims of becoming Minister of Magic one day. His only problem right now, is his father. Where once Kingsley was a symbol of new hope, the tide of public opinion is starting to change. After 29 years as Minister of Magic there are some who are getting bored, but more importantly there are some doubting his capability. Kingsley’s lack of transparency when it comes to the Death Eaters has besmirched the once adored Shacklebolt name and it’s a problem that Finley worries will be passed onto him. He does not want to be seen as the son of a politician who hides things from the public - it’s bad for the Shacklebolt brand and would hurt any future attempts to run for the Minister position himself. Finley is keen to make a name for himself, one that appears honest and anti Death Eater, continuing the theme of hope his father had once represented. 

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