#deer 🕊

[fitfdeluxe]

hi darling <3 please tell us your song n 7, 17, 27, 37, 47, 57, 67, 77, 87, 97 in your spotify wrapped playlist <3

hello beloved:)

that's when, lucky again, i feel it coming, drops of jupiter, renegade, sibwawc, butterflies, blind, the grudge, hoax

send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist

#deer 🕊 #asks

[rinnelovebot]

I truly never thought I would see these three grouped together in my entire life

#also I feel like you would be the resident and they would be the deer #the kind that literally just full on body slams your car #*ೃ༄🕊. qian #marchie responds

[lunarw0rks]

nsfw dom valeria 🙏🙏🙏, anything that comes to mind honestly, u can use y/n if u want, this is terrible i’m sorry i’ve never done this before n i’m high so i’m struggling 🗣️🗣️

Summary: Valeria uses you as a way to relieve her frustrations.

Warning(s): explicit content (18+), established relationship, p^rn with little plot, oral sex, fingering, AFAB!reader, no use of y/n

Word Count: 1.6k

A/N: this is my first time writing for Valeria (＃＞＜) also I don't speak Spanish, so I apologize for grammatical errors

꒦꒷ MAIN MASTERLIST ꒷꒦ VALERIA MASTERLIST // have a request? ♡¸.•*' ⋆ ⚘ 🕊 ˚✧ ₊˚ʚ ao3 ver.

Following Orders

It was the perfect evening; rose-scented candles illuminating only your faces, silky curtains covering every inch of the high walls, and the quiet chatter of Las Almas high society as they dined. This environment was something out of your element, like you were watching yourself from above, all while you stuck out so easily. Despite wearing the fanciest, most premium clothing she’d bought you, you were like a deer in the headlights.

She’d sent a bottle over, as a distraction while she handled her business. The “nicest bottle they have” according to her. It was a nice bottle, if only you’d gotten to savor it in silence.

“Estarás muerto por la mañana si no sigues las órdenes.” Valeria coos into the phone as if she wasn’t threatening the life on the other line. Her legs are crossed, while her unoccupied hand is tapping on the table.

Another gargle from the other line and she’s hung up, finishing off her glass of wine in one gulp. She’s looking at you through hooded lids, still seething with anger—glaring as if you were the henchmen disobeying her moments ago.

“It’s not easy being king, hm?” She sneers, noticing the awkward shifting in your seat, and the tight grip you have on the neck of your wine glass.

The phone thrown atop the tablecloth chimes again, forcing her to check it. Her jaw tightens at whatever bad news has popped up, and next, she’s wiping her mouth with the cloth napkin, and to her feet.

“We’re going home. Now.” Her snarl reaches deep, causing you to set aside the plate you barely picked at.

She doesn’t bother to pay the tab, nor leave a tip for the server. She’s gripping the flesh of your forearm and practically dragging you across the pavement. The valet has come to a stop under the carport as soon as the both of you exited as if waiting for her hand and foot on her.

She opens the side door closest and slams it as soon as you’re inside. She climbs into the other, and gives the driver two taps—then he’s kicked the engine, dodging traffic, and approaching her main compound in record time.

—

The large oak doors have come to a slam, and the control panel is in her hands. Her electric blinds are slowly whirring downward until all of the windows in the foyer have been covered. In replacement of the porch light no longer coming through, she’s slowly turning on the pendant chandelier above the dining space.

You’re standing in the middle of the foyer, still clenching your wallet tightly. She’s been silent since she told the guards to split, and now she’s standing across from you, casing you with her hard-eyed gaze. She’s had her fair share of explosive mood swings and heated phone calls, but it's never been this intense.

Her pink fingernails grip onto the strap of your wallet, and it’s ripped from your grip with force. Next, it’s holding onto your chin, while the other is gripping onto the loose fabric of your night clothes, shoving you backward toward the dining table.

Each time you’re going to topple, or your ankle twists from the imbalance, her hands grip tighter, until eventually, the curve of your spine hits the thick,  rough edge of the dining table.

That cocktail attire, the piece that clung to your frame so tightly, the one you were beginning to admire the way you looked in, was now fraying under her the dig of her nails. Now that she was towering over you, with your back laying on the dining table, the rip of the fabric comes quickly.

From midsection to thigh, there’s a large rip in it, revealing your bare body underneath. Your bra and panties provided little to no cover, and it didn’t last long.

Her tongue traced a circle around your belly button, until eventually, it was at the waistband of those panties. Valeria yanks them down, nibbling on your thighs until her mouth finds your core.

“Hijo de putas… can’t follow orders…” Her curses are muffled by the warmth of the flesh she’s licking on.

Any form of protest, or grunt from her roughness, and her stare hardens, only compelling more snarls to come from her plump lips. She will take her frustrations out one way or another—tonight you’re the target in her crosshairs.

“What if someone comes in?” Your voice comes out a murmur, as you’ve propped yourself up on your elbows, as if checking the mansion for any unwanted visitors.

“Then they’d be disobeying me.” Her voice is more hoarse now, but still soft around the edges. “That would be a mistake wouldn’t it?” Her question echoes through the large dining room, but she’s not talking about the guards; she’s talking about you. You disobeying her and facing the consequences.

When her men disobey, they end up with a bruised ego and a black eye, or worse. But you, you’ll forget your name by the time she’s done, without even finishing once.

You shake your head quickly, figuring you’ll take your chances with some aggressiveness over being teased for hours.

“Good.” Her response is simple, and she’s amused. She delves her tongue into your folds again, this time with a quicker pace. When you’ve writhed too much, or clenched your legs together around her head, one of her hands clamps down on a thigh, pinning it to the table.

Each whine, each reaction to her skillful mouth, is a climb to her ego. The unoccupied hand finds its way to your entrance. You’re slick enough—a mixture of her saliva and how her voice already had you dripping back at the restaurant.

The first finger glides in with ease, but you’ve tightened around her with each thrust of it. There’s nothing she enjoys more than how your back arches, how you can barely speak when her head is between your thighs.

Next, it’s her ring finger, successfully stretching you out. Her ability to multitask carries way beyond her work. She’s still swirling around your clit with the tip of her tongue, all while her two fingers have curled into a ‘come here’ motion deep inside you.

She’s satisfied you’ll stay where she wants you now. The dig of her fingertips releases, and now her thumb is in between your lips, giving you something to occupy your mouth with—something to drool and moan around.

Her tongue has pulled away, but her digits haven’t. Now she’s above you, using her knee to hold your legs open against the table. The centerpiece has tipped over in the process, but she’s paying it no mind.

Now that she’s at your eye level, she can watch as your lips wrap around her thumb, how your eyes are clenched shut one second and rolling back in the next. Every movement she’s making with her fingers causes a ripple of pleasure through you, only encouraging her to quicken her movements.

“Such a mess, hm?” Valeria chuckles, an amused grin spreading on her reddened lips. Now, the only sounds are your damped whimpers and the wetness coating her two fingers, sliding in and out continually until you’re trembling.

The torture drags on. Every time you feel the pleasure become too much like you’re going to finish, she slows down slightly, so it’s just enough to be stuck in purgatory.

Her thumb, now dripping with your own spit, slides out of your mouth with a moist pop. She wipes the saliva away on your cheek as if you were the bandana around her neck, but instead, it's your cheek she’s using to wipe the mess away.

Valeria’s no longer curling her fingers, only thrusting them in and out agonizingly. “Are you going to finish loud for me? Make a show of it?” Her brow is cocked, and she’s not going to proceed until you respond.

As soon as you’ve murmured a ‘yes’, she’s back on her game—harsher than before. Her fingers find your chin again, gripping it tightly to keep you still as her fingers begin to drill in and out, curling against your pulsing walls.

You can’t hold it much longer now, you never can when her trained fingers are this deep inside you. Despite how well you’ve been able to conceal your sounds before, now they’re bouncing off the walls, muttering small praises for how well she’s taking care of you.

She could take her hands away any second, and leave you a wet mess on the dining table, but she’s relishing the sight of you under her control too much—especially with her sour mood to fuel it.

Finally, the thrusts of her fingers have sent a spark from your core all the way up your spine, allowing your release from all the build-up. Her digging grip on your chin remains as you ride it out, and her fingers stay idle as the trembling subsides. She’s amused, very amused by this.

The pants had soon turned into deep breaths, ones where you were recovering from the high. Finally, she removes her fingers, this time wiping the aftermath off on her bandana instead of your cheek.

Now it’s playing with the frayed fabric of your gown. She was so blinded by anger before, she’d forgotten she nearly tore the whole piece off of you. To her, it was a small deduction from her riches—nearly nothing for her to replace.

Valeria leans down again, slowly pulling up the panties that were rolled to your mid-thigh; the one piece of clothing she hadn’t managed to ruin in her previous haste. Then, she returns above you again for one last tease.

She purrs into your ear, giving your exposed flesh one more glance before the pin of her knee is withdrawn. “You should see what’s going to happen to the other guy, amor.”

#mw2 #mw2 fanfic #valeria mw2 #valeria garza #el sin nombre #task force 141 #task force 141 x reader #call of duty #los vaqueros

[stxrrynxghts]

Pets

Krishna

Cows

Also cows

Cows and cows and cows---

Balarama

*side eye* it is well, a snake.

And some other reptiles

"DAU WHAT IS AN ANACONDA DOING IN YOUR ROOM"

Draupadi

Kween has different tastes.

Dragon. It is a dragon.

And cats. And parrots.

Bhima

Tiny birdies 🥺

Also some monkeys

And yep, a cat again

Yudhishthira

Dogs

Arjun

Cowsssss #brogoals

HORSE. WHITE HORSE unicorn, maybe?

ELEPHANT

Nakul

Owns a zoo.

Sahadev

Owls.

Detests other animals with a burning passion.

Subhadra

"omg, Didi, I want a parrot too!!"

Has turtles and fluffy puppies and birds

Adopts every single stray she comes across

Abhimanyu

HORSEYYYYYY

Lion cub because he likes cuties uwu

Owns a pet eagle

Uttara

A baby elephant uwu

Would own pandas if they were Indian has bears too

Doves 🕊 🕊 🕊 🕊 and deers and calves

#mahabharat #mahabharata #abhimanyu #uttara #hindu mythology #arjun #subhadra #krishna #draupadi #yudhishthira #bhima #nakul #sahadeva #balarama

[phae-undergrove]

PERSEPHONE

ROMAN NAME:Proserpina

🌹Queen of the Underworld & Goddess of Spring & Vegetation🌹

🎨COLOUS: Black, Green, Blue, Purple, Magenta, Yellow

🌍ELEMENT: Earth

🌱PLANTS+TREES: The daisy, the lily, the lily of the valley, the lavender, the narcissus, the maidenhair fern, the mint, the iris, the violet, the rose, the asphodel, the poppy, the pomegranate tree, the willow tree, the cypress tree, the black poplar tree

💎STONES & GEMS: Onyx, Obsidian, Quartz, Jasper, Coral, Agate, Citrine, Topaz, Peridot, Sapphire,green tourmaline, Pink tourmaline, Amethyst, Dioptase

💨INCENSE: Pomegranate, Narcissus, Hyacinth, Vanilla, Almond, Bergamot, Anything floral

💐SYMBOLS: Wildflowers, Wreath of flowers worn in hair, Pomegranates, Sheaves of grain, Torch, Bees, Bats, Parrots, Pigs, Deer, Rams, Monkeys, Waterfalls, Rivers & springs, Crown

🕊OFFERINGS: Pomegranates/pomegranate seeds, Pomegranate juice or wine, Spring water or infused water, Honey/honey wine, Wildflowers, Grains, Bread, Cookies or cakes made to look like one of Her symbols, Milk/honeyed milk, Wreath of flowers, Comforting those who have lost a loved one, Donations of time & money to a SA crisis center

ART BY stef Tastan on ARTSTATION

ART BY: ChrissaBug on DeviantArt

If you liked this check out GREEK DEITIES P1

#persephone #queen of the underworld #godess of spring #greek deities #greek goddess #witchblr #beginner witch #witchy tips #witchcraft #baby witch #witch #witchcraft 101 #grimoire #book of shadows #digital grimoire

[whumpshaped]

anons who frequent my inbox (assign urself an emoji or a sign-off if u so wish) (i will assign u a written tag so i dont have trouble tagging ur asks on desktop)

🐄 (acow)

🐸 (angel in training anon)

𐂂 (deer anon)

biter anon

🕯 (candle anon)

🐘 (elephant anon)

🪶 (feather anon)

🌌 (galaxy anon)

🐐 (goat anon)

good-old-anon

🎧 (headphone anon)

🦔 (hedgehog anon)

🍊 (orange anon)

🎉 (party anon)

🪴 (plant anon)

🕊 (peace bringer anon)

🧦 (socks anon)

👁✨️ (sparkly eye anon)

teeth anon

wrinkly chicken skin scar anon (wcss anon)

🐋 (whale anon)

#i just put this list together off the top of my head #if i forgot u please dont think i forgot abt u entirely #i do recognise u guys and i appreciate all of u #so if u dont see urself on here please lmk :) #i swear i had an anon who signed off w 🧶 but i cant find evidence of it if i search..... #hm #anyway #this list might help me if an old anon pops up and i cant fucken remember the written tag i assigned them😭

[archive-of-artprompts]

🧵Patchwork Prompt🧵

Send in a combo of emojis + character/oc (optional), and I'll draw them with those added features!

💇‍♀️ - Long hair

💇‍♂️ - Short Hair

💅🏻 - Long nails

🎭 - Masked

👽- Abnormal skin color (orange, green, purple, etc.)

🧛‍♂️ - Fangs

😈 - Horns

😇 - Halo

🐾 - Claws

🕊 - Wings

😁 - Extra Teeth

👀 - Extra Eyes

💪🏻 - Extra Arms

👥 - Extra Heads

🧵 - Sewn together

🦷 - Abnormal Teeth

👁‍🗨 - Abnormal Eyes

📺 - Tv head

⚫ - Object Head

🤐 - Zipper mouth

🤖 - Robotic enhancements

💎 - Made of Stone

💀 - Skeletal

👻 - Incorporeal/Ghostly

🧜‍♂️ - Mermaid tail

🐙 - Tentacles

🧚‍♂️ - Fairy wings

🦌 - Part Deer

🦇 - Part Bat

🦅 - Part Bird

🐴 - Part Horse

🦄 - Part Unicorn

🐐 - Part Goat

🐃 - Part Bull

🐶 - Part Dog

🐺 - Part Wolf

🐱 - Part Cat

🦁 - Part Big Cat (lion, tiger, etc.)

🐏 - Part Sheep

🐭 - Part Mouse

🐰 - Part Rabbit

🐊 - Part Lizard

🐍 - Part Snake

🐉 - Part Dragon

🕷 - Part Spider

🦂 - Part Scorpion

🍄 - Overgrown Fungus

💐 - Overgrown Plants

#drawing prompt #oc prompt #emoji prompt #art prompt #prompt #monster prompt

[tarotbee]

Hello, I recently came across your page and was wondering if you could please do a post on how to worship/honor the Celtic love god Aengus ? I can’t find many post about him. If not I understand. Otherwise please and thank you. 🙇

Ways of Honouring and Worshipping Aengus Og

(The Celtic/Irish god of Love, Youth, Poetry, Music, (Tricks) and Energy, and the Patron God of Young Men, Women and Lovers)

Swans and Swan imagery

Birds and Bird imagery

Deer antlers / Deer imagery

Doves and other white birds 🕊

COWS! 🐮🐮

Rabbit pelt (ethically sourced)

Rabbits foot (ethically sourced)

And other Rabbit imagery

Keep a journal of your dreams

Listen to nostalgic/romantic songs

Make him a playlist

Write him poetry

Trinkets!

Harp imagery

Play the Harp

Read romance novels/watch romantic movies with him

Celebrate pride and other celebrations of love for people from all walks of life

Fruit!

The colour red and the number 4 xxxx

Rose quartz, Garnet, Jasper, Sapphire, Tourmaline, Ruby and other red and pink stones or gems with love associations

Weapon imagery

Roses/Rose imagery/Rose petals

Cinnamon

Self love / Self care

Self care baths (rose petals, bubbles, epsom salts and bath bombs are optional but recommended because they're nice <3 )

Celebrate Samhain, Imbolc and Beltane

( I know its not much but I hope it helps @fall3n-s3raphim )

[astrojoy]

So I think there's a ghost that roams around outside 😂 Last night I had a ghost message (inner-hearing) say "your moms home" so I got up and looked outside and she was. She literally just pulled in the driveway 💀 Then this morning (rn) I was chilling in my bedroom and heard "standing outside" and a few minutes later "Deer out here" and I actually thought I misheard and started doubting myself. So I was like 'oh it must have been a ghost saying "their out here" like some ghosties and etc'. And then I was deciding whether I should go to sleep or get a chore done so I won't have to later (it's early morning / 7:30-8-30 a.m.) and so I finally decided to do the chore and it's partly an outside one where I have to go to the woods for a few minutes. And I literally walked out and as I was heading towards the forest I noticed something white and fluffy (looked like it was on a branch since there's a lot of branches and trees). I was like "oh hey lil bird fellow 👋☺🕊" and waved and then all of a sudden a deer head popped up and another deer head popped up. Then I just stared in awe like "no way 😦" noticing I didn't mishear the spirit. Then they hopped away 🥺 so I said my apologies as they ran off because I didn't mean to startle them and their morning grazing ;( thank you ghost person for making my day better 🫂💖

[lutawolf]

oh! hi Luta~ 4am thoughts have reminded of a question i've had, that i have tried to find the answer for on the internet, but failed. so i am a big brat lover, all my fav characters are bratty or have sharp tongues or more mischievous. i am also really into kpop, and all my favourite group members are either the designated brat or super mischievous. and its like, that's what I want, in my heart of hearts, but i feel like i can't. i have a really really big deep fear of saying the wrong things and making people hate me more than I already hate myself (which i've gotten to a point where i can maybe say i don't hate myself on someday, so improvement!) but even with close friends, I hold back and never get playful or poke fun. even with your blog, ngl, I read your rule about always saying at least "Hi Luta" and I immediately want to do the opposite like a dumbass jfuisbxjanzjjre. so ... are like, broken brats a thing? bc that's what i feel like i guess. i also feel like a fake human most of the time, biggest of imposters. i exist in a state on constant fear, and like, i don't fight or flight, i freeze like a deer in the headlights. and that freezing and fear is the thing that's kept me alive probably, and i think i want out of it. but what if i am just a fake wannabe brat?? ???? is that possible??? but i guess mostly i wanna know if broken brats are a thing and can they be fixed. sorry for the wall of text, my brain isn't letting me break it up bc i need a physical representation that somewhat matches my thoughts in my head. tysm for reading this far if you did. sorry for being weird on main.

Hey nonnie,

We need to address a few things you said. That honestly have me concerned.

A) It's normal to feel some struggles concerning how we view ourselves. On loving ourselves but it should be surface level not any further.

B) Dove, you are more than surface level. The kink community is not where you fix this. It's incredibly unfair to not only yourself but a Dom who would try.

C) You have a problem with authority and it has nothing to do with being a brat. There isn't a brat who respects me that has an issue addressing me. Even a a good Dominant isn't going to have an issue because it's a sign of respect.

The dangers of you entering the kink community at this point. You would push a Dom to either using their's or your safe word. If you didn't freeze and not use your safe word at all. That is never the goal of a true Dom or submissive. We aren't here to hurt each other or break people but instead help find stability. A submissive, even a brat wants to serve and please. It's not about pushing authority until someone snaps. Even if one wants to be punished it isn't done like that. Even if you aren't concerned about yourself, think of the trauma you could cause a Dom.

What I'm hearing from you is you want to fight authority. Even if you respect it. You are seeking punishment. This usually means that authority figures have repeatedly failed you all while keeping control. So you are now spiraling because you neither want control but can't trust to give it up.

The “freeze” response happens when our brain decides we cannot take on the threat nor are we able to escape. Those with a freeze response have high anxiety. Freezing releases endorphins which serve to calm the body and are also pain relievers. Why would you need pain relief? Because freezing allows one to block out scary experiences that are too difficult to process.

Are you broken? No, but maybe a little cracked and in need of tlc. I once was actually broken but now I'm a survivor. Maybe I have to carry around peppermint to sniff and say the mantra "This Too Shall Pass" but I love and am loved. I also love myself.. now. I don't know what you have been through. I won't even try to guess based off the little I know. What I do know, is for you to have written this and started thinking about the future, that you're stronger than you think. You just need some tlc 🕊 Then we can work on the kink community part.

I wish you the best. Let know if there is anything I can do to help. 💜💜💜

[seawingwof]

Animal emoji means

🐵Monkey face

🐒Monkey

🦍Gorilla

🦧Orangutan

🐶Dog face

🐕Dog

🦮Guide dog

🐕‍🦺Service dog

🐩Poodle

🐺Wolf face

🦊Fox face

🦝Raccoon face

🐱Cat face

🐈Cat

🐈‍⬛Black cat

🦁Lion face

🐯Tiger face

🐅Tiger

🐆Leopard

🐴Horse face

🐎Horse racing

🦄Unicorn face

🦓Zebra

🦌Deer

🦬Bison

🐮Cow face

🐂Ox

🐃Water buffalo

🐄Cow

🐷Pig face

🐖Pig

🐗Boar face

🐽Pig nose

🐏Ram

🐑Sheep

🐐Goat

🐪Dromedary

🐫Camel

🦙Llama

🦒Giraffe

🐘Elephant

🦣Mammoth

🦏Rhino

🦛Hippopotamus

🐭Mouse face

🐁Mouse

🐀Rat

🐹Hamster face

🐰Rabbit face

🐇Rabbit

🐿Squirrel

🦫Beaver

🦔Hedgehog

🦇Bat

🐻Bear face

🐨Koala face

🐻‍❄️Polar bear face

🐼Panda face

🦥Sloth

🦦Otter

🦨Skunk

🦘Kangaroo

🦡Badger

🦃Turkey

🐔Chicken face

🐓Rooster

🐣Hatching chick

🐥Chick

🐦Blue bird

🐧Penguin

🕊Dove

🦅Eagle

🦆Duck

🦢Swan

🦉Owl

🦤Dodo

🦩Flamingo

🦚Peacock

🦜Macaw

🐸Frog face

🐊Crocodile

🐢Turtle

🦎Lizard

🐍Snake

🐲Dragon face

🐉Dragon

🦕Sauropod

🦖T rex

🐳Spouting whale

🐋Whale

🐬Dolphin

🦭Seal

🐟Tuna

🐠Coral fish

🐡Pufferfish

🦈Shark

🐙Octopus

🦀Crab

🦞Lobster

🦐Shrimp

🦑Squid

🐚Shell

#emoji #animals

[cultreslut]

hiii !!! idk if you’re still doing this but 💌😵‍💫🕊✨

YES

earl sweatshirt + jean michel basquiat + not wanting to get out of bed because the blankets are too cozy + deer + pointilism + dvd collections + bedside books + cassavettes + outsider art + subtle body mods + beastie boys + archival works + empty streets at dusk

#HIIIIIIIII LUU :D #bowielovebot #asks

[mihai-florescu]

please tell us about the polish witch in exchange i can tell you about the people i met in college who were absolutely unhinged 🍵🕊

So imagine youre 17 years old, just moved back from the american midwest with a diploma signed by trump for outstanding accomplishments, anger issues and food scarcity trauma. And you decide to go on a trip organized by your romanian highschool to Scotland for a week to study english. You want to go purely because it's at the same time as THE fringe festival, oh, yknow, one of the biggest theatre festivals in the world. And you are very much in your theatre phase. You insist you dont want to stay with a family with an inside dog so they put you and a classmate in the only apartment without a pet, living with a middle aged polish lady.

What they dont tell you is that she has a son who sometimes lives there as well, and the lady has also taken in 3 italian girls on a trip similar to yours. It seems like no one else lives in that building... One morning you wake up and want to brush your teeth before everyone else in the very tiny bathroom and find that it is currently used as a hotbox. Time was running out and there were 5 people trying to not be late to class. So that was stressful and then you dont really see the guy much, but on the last day you decide to strike up a conversation with the lady who hosted you. And you find out that she has psychic premonitions sometimes and that her parents met in a polish concentration camp where her dad was a british soldier who saved her mom towards the end of ww2. And then you also find out her son was a ballet prodigy who cracked from the pressure and is now mentally unwell as a result. The story of how she met her husband is also quite crazy but i dont remember exactly other than that everyone said "oh wow crazy coincidences" but they were not coincidences cuz she had predicted the future i think?

This was my best exchange experience tho, compared to the house where i woke up to find them chopping up a freshly dead deer in the living room, at least i got to see some cool plays at the theatre festival this time.

#not that crazy of a story but there were just weird vibes #it's also the trip that was the last straw in my friendship with my ex best friend so...quite eventful #ask #anon🍵🕊 #tw concentration camps #idk if anyone needs them but #needs them tagged*

[phae-undergrove]

ARTEMIS

ROMAN NAME: Diana

🏹Goddess of the Moon, the Hunt, Wild Animals & Wilderness, & Virginity

🎨COLOURS: Silver/Gray, White (for virginity), Green

🌍ELEMENT: Earth

🗓DAY OF THE WEEK: Monday

🌱PLANTS + TREES: The amaranth, the cypress tree, the willow tree, the walnut tree, the almond tree, the fir tree

💎STONES &GEMS : Moonstone, Pearl, Amethyst, Quartz

💨INCENSE: Cypress, Frankincense, Anything woodsy

🌙SYMBOLS: The moon, Bow & arrows, Guinea fowls,Quails, Hunting dogs, All wild animals but especially deer, bears, & boars

🕊OFFERINGS: Bow & arrows (or other hunting tools), Parts from animals that have been shed naturally (i.e. feathers or snake skin), Donation to an animal shelter or a charity that helps animals, Moon-shaped cookies or cakes, Deer-shaped cookies or cakes, Amaranths, Wildflowers, Walnuts, Almonds, Honey, Red wine

ART BY: bachzim on DeviantArt

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Monday Morning Meme Madness - Christmas Edition

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good … Monday morning!

This is not our typical Monday Morning Meme Madness here at Twitchy. Usually, we need our meme fix to get us on the right track for the week, but we're hoping your spirits are already bright on this blessed day of Christmas.

Unless, of course, you're one of those unlucky few who got Scrooged into working Christmas day.

pic.twitter.com/BAYjgHBkjN— Christian Memes and Puns (@ChristianPunsOG) December 17, 2023

LOL! Now that's funny.

Speaking of the reason for the season …

Good to know. 😂 #twitchymemes pic.twitter.com/ip7suIXwWY— Brad 'Wombat' Randall (@BRWombat) December 18, 2023

Ha! The Bethlehem Yelp reviews would have been lit.

pic.twitter.com/3rPS5925Y9— Mandi (@mandirising) December 22, 2023

'But wait, there's myrrh!' 😂

Good morning, X. 😀 pic.twitter.com/R687pMLGhP— KneesPenguin2.0 (@KLee8615) December 18, 2023

Y'all are messed up! LOL.

🙋‍♀️🌲🎅🏻 🎁 pic.twitter.com/ceFsr57hCm— Judianna (@Judianna) December 23, 2023

'I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin … Er, wrapping paper. There are no stores open on Christmas Eve.'

(That one was for all you Christmas Vacation fans.)

😂😂 When you forget you can actually walk on it ! 😬🤣😂😂 pic.twitter.com/iw7h1ziWsT— Jerry P (@MrJman09) December 22, 2023

LOLOLOL!

I am particularly proud of this meme because I took the picture. You’re welcome 😌💅🏼 pic.twitter.com/NyzNGgS2b8— Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️ (@JennMGreenberg) December 17, 2023

Hey, it's not exactly the miraculous birth we celebrate today, but witnessing the birth of a meme is still pretty spectacular.

This is hilarious, but don't do this to your kid if they have school the next morning. pic.twitter.com/ml6FAXkXX7— Sassafrass84 (@Sassafrass_84) December 17, 2023

Recommended

Bwahaha!

We're not gonna lie, the Elf going back on the shelf (or 'North Pole', aka junk drawer of doom) is one of the many highlights of Christmas day.

#Twitchymemes https://t.co/VTT5ftzvFR pic.twitter.com/icJUWkGHv0— Tom W: Merry Christmas🎅🎄 Celt ☘️☘️🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@T94Tom) December 18, 2023

We hope you've all been good boys and girls this Christmas.

pic.twitter.com/BPZKiTwmq7— Magills (@magills_) December 23, 2023

It's not that hard, folks. Unless you're Hunter Biden.

pic.twitter.com/ctuZSEMaUp— G (@stevensongs) December 17, 2023

LOL. Perfect!

Fine. We made it political. We might as well do some more.

pic.twitter.com/ptgcLkjsS6— Cardinal Curmudgeon (@Gimblin) December 18, 2023

Thanks, Joe!

This year's Christmas card is ready to go... pic.twitter.com/yRq1f0hI3C— Blue State Snooze (@BlueSnoozeBlue) December 15, 2023

Ouch.

#TwitchyMemes pic.twitter.com/2g4el9QBJa— Scott Akos 🇺🇸 (@AkosScott) December 18, 2023

YES!

One of my all-time favorites! #TwitchyMeme #RudolphsRevenge pic.twitter.com/zLpCGK2gGJ— Bob James (@rockyfort) December 21, 2023

Oh, deer!

rudolph if there was never a foggy christmas eve pic.twitter.com/FM36Ot2yol— greg (@gandalf_thegreg) December 17, 2023

It now seems clear that stories of flying reindeer have been highly embellished.

🎄🎂 pic.twitter.com/nf9tNKE2Jz— GAgirl1967❤️🖤 is ready for Christmas 🎄! (@Tamzilla_52) December 18, 2023

Then you get to spend six months trying to lose the ten pounds you gained in the week between Christmas and New Year's.

pic.twitter.com/ps96PqFgPJ— Ultraspicybae 🇮🇱 (@Buffyinnyc) December 18, 2023

LOL! You all know this is true.

Accurate pic.twitter.com/s4RK5URH7V— LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) December 18, 2023

Yep.

pic.twitter.com/YOU0KEqbEX— Jim Pacing His Cage 🤦‍♂️🤞🧨🚁🆓 🐱‍👤🕊 (@iamisgo11) December 17, 2023

This is the way.

pic.twitter.com/NJVdyDRvWi— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) December 17, 2023

Ha! Walk up to the next person you meet and tell them they're a bad banana with a greasy black peel and you wouldn't touch them with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. We're guessing it won't go over well.

pic.twitter.com/HCyxQZ7qBh— G (@stevensongs) December 14, 2023

Lmaoooo 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/ywUZj3pwyX— Becs 🇬🇧 (@becs2986) December 22, 2023

It do be like that.

😂😂 pic.twitter.com/8xD3dyjgPn— sam (@Britton65Sam) December 19, 2023

Truth.

🖖 pic.twitter.com/unrIXnp1Yh— Judianna (@Judianna) December 20, 2023

And we're dead. 💀

😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/d7e20zM8q6— sam (@Britton65Sam) December 20, 2023

This would be SO much better than having to gnaw on those friggin' carrots!

pic.twitter.com/RubKzWcJ9l— G (@stevensongs) December 20, 2023

How many of you remember getting McDonald's gift certificates? 🤚

pic.twitter.com/2ocJxmQp3Y— The JRE Companion (@TheJRECompanion) December 22, 2023

LOL! That one caught us off guard.

Good morning, Xitter!☕☕☕ pic.twitter.com/ppZ2LI5kiM— Ge🧑🏻‍🎄rge Wept (@GeorgeWept) December 20, 2023

Y'all are weird! We love you.

😂😂😂😂🎄 pic.twitter.com/EgLKzgmTnK— sam (@Britton65Sam) December 21, 2023

HO! HO! HO!

Somebody molested grandma’s “Merry Christmas” letters. pic.twitter.com/GVuZmRAyZd— Ian McKelvey (@ian_mckelvey) December 22, 2023

We think our bellies just shook like a bowl full of jelly.

Cruel and unusual. pic.twitter.com/8xHlQasXGY— Slightly Venomous Kirk (@jamusp) December 23, 2023

— Daz Brum (@DazBrum24243) December 22, 2023

LOLOLOL!

Merry Christmas Eve eve. 😂 pic.twitter.com/h1mvB87S7C— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) December 23, 2023

Unfortunately, we understand this one.

pic.twitter.com/zKZrIUucFK— jeffery reynolds (@ChargerJeff) December 23, 2023

At least we're not the only ones who randomly buy cheese at Christmas. LOL.

I've been REALLLLLLY good. pic.twitter.com/bwNBM3iEem— O Christmas G (@TCC_Grouchy) December 23, 2023

Want.

I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid..... 😞 Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold, but this… pic.twitter.com/2ZQYfSDxvn— Judianna (@Judianna) December 23, 2023

… morning he had just vanished. Not a word … not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him. The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the hall floor! That's the 'thank you' I get for being good to people?!?!?! Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy-set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a carrot-like nose, two black eyes, and his arms are stick skinny. Don't bring him into your house! What a mess he made on the floor.

Well played.

— Cat Master (@CatMaster81) December 23, 2023

This is right before they plot to take over the world.

I WANT MY DRAGON TO BE PINK pic.twitter.com/wjqK9KJ8x1— 🎄Duchess of Christmas Cheer🎄 (@AnnaDsays) December 22, 2023

LOL!

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals. 😎🌲 pic.twitter.com/TjQovz4a5g— Judianna (@Judianna) December 23, 2023

You knew we'd have to work in a dad joke somewhere!

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 23, 2023

Classic!

We here at Twitchy would like to wish all of you a very Merry Christmas.

You make Twitter/X fun, and your wit, jokes, and memes fuel everything we do here to try to spread the fun to others.

Now go and have the best Monday ever with friends and family!

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