#dear hank and john

[captainofthenautilus]

-John Green, Dear Hank and John episode 359, “Converted to Goldendoodles”, converted to poll form by me

#words words words #john green #nerdfighteria #dear hank and john #would it be in bad form to tag him? #i tried not to add a title to the poll #i think that makes it so people are unable to vote? #and i kinda like the idea of it being in the format of an unvotable poll #but it wouldn’t let me post without a title #anyway this is also me flexing the fact that i have the ability to make polls 💪

[thefoxinator]

#dear hank and john #john green #hank green #the brothers meme #sillyposting #rule #catposting #kittyposting #sizzlingsandwichperfection blog #nerdfighteria #nerd fighters

[octoberconstellation]

Found on John green’s twitter

#john green #hank green #vlogbrothers #crash course #crash course coin #can we just appreciate how beautiful this is #twitter #tumblr #i still dont know how tumblr works #dear hank and john

[chronically-enthusiastic]

Are any of my moots/followers nerdfighters? specifically dear hank and john listeners?

#nerdfighters #nerdfighteria #dftba #dear hank and john

[potterandpromises]

The ‘Hank’s on a journey of meaning’ stuff in the last Dear Hank and John episode hits differently after his announcement.

#vlogbrothers #hank green #dear hank and john

[undimensional20]

My worlds colliding once again!!! So excited!!!

#dimension 20 #dropout tv #dropout #sam reich #game changer #dear hank and john #hank green

[haveyouheardthispodcast]

#Dear Hank & John #Dear Hank and John #poll #society & culture #comedy

[mentally-ill-obviously]

You ever see an influencer tweet at like 4am, and internally say

What are you doing up at this hour mister????

Because you forget that timezones exist and it's barely midnight where they are? Because I do.

#hank green #i seen his tweet and i was immediately like #um sir shouldnt you be sleeping??? #then remembered timezones are a thing #also yes ik hes a grown man #even though ive never met him hes like a cool uncle to me?? #john green #vlogbrothers #scishow #crash course #dear hank and john #twitter #me being a dumbass #time doesn't exist #parental figures #i guess

[lamentable-comedy]

#dear hank and john #john green #hank green #dr neversneezer scrouge #podcast #awesome coffee club #(which i'm tagging in the hopes that their intern will see this and be amused)

[ijust-really-likedanandphil]

2023 is such a good year for my specific group of interests

#Dan and phil #I got fall out boy idkhow green day all droppin music #Dear hank and john #Probably returning tomorrow #Etc

[chungledown-bimothy]

i didn't know how much i needed to hear hank green and brennan lee mulligan debating whether or not being inside a car counts as being indoors or not (and then if buildings are vehicles)

but my god it's sparked a joy in me that has brought tears to my eyes

#am i overreacting? probably #last night was rough im so tired #hank green #brennan lee mulligan #dear hank and john

[octoberconstellation]

found on John green’s twitter again

#green brothers #john green #dear hank and john #hank green #vlogbrothers

[entity9silvergen]

Last night I had a crazy revelation about the mcu snap.

Let me bring you down my thought process.

Ant-Man read The Fault In Our Stars, meaning John Green exists in the mcu.

If John Green exists, Hank Green probably also exists.

If the Green brothers exist, their podcast Dear Hank & John probably exists.

There's an episode of Dear Hank & John where Hank claims that the human body has about 8 pounds of bacteria.

This is not quite true (source).

John believed this true be true so it was discussed at length over many episodes (source).

It is reasonable to believe that fans of the podcast did not fact check this and therefore believe that the human body contains 8 pounds of bacteria.

It is confirmed by Marvel writers that half of all life vanishing during the snap includes half of all bacteria inside human bodies (source).

It is likely that the people in the mcu are aware of this.

Conclusion: Nerdfighters absolutely weighed themselves and obsessed over how much bacteria they lost.

Hank and John, assuming they both survived, definitely discussed this on the podcast. Perhaps even replaced part of the news section with status on our bodies' bacteria?

#idk why i included sources #for this random post #but i could not find the episode #where Hank claimed that #i found a lot of john referencing it #but not the original quote #hank does correct himself #but i do not remember that #and i fully believed i had 8 pounds #of bacteria inside of me #until i was on a google rabbithole #last night and thought of this #hank green #john green #dear hank and john #nerd fighters #marvel #mcu #mcu snap #the snap #infinity war #bacteria #podcasts

[dhj-renaming-countdown]

Dear Hank and John will be renamed Dear John and Hank in 1431 days.

#dear hank and john

[batman-gif]

Fighting my demons ( the demons r a spontaneous obsession with everything the green brothers have ever made. I've listened to like 50 episodes of their podcast in 2 days ... and the whole Anthropocene reviewed ... idk what my brain is going through right now but they are, present in it )

#hank green #john green #fanart #dear hank and john #the anthropocene reviewed

[taxfreud]

John and Hank Green read my question on the podcast!!!!! The ONE TIME I’m like nine days late listening to it!!!!!!!

#personal #I screamed in the ikea parking lot when I heard it #dear hank and john