#deadass they are ex gfs

[wathappendbro]

She looked up to the mechanical women who had gotten the higher ground.

“What are you waiting for?”

#anyways enemies to frenzies sht going down #deadass they are ex gfs #punishing gray raven #pgr alpha #pgr rosetta #luv them #still gonna make cute art of them;-;

[sailorspica]

reijean hitchannie college band AU headcanons that may not lead to fic form but i feel strongly about because i did undergrad at a huge university with a prestigious music school where everyone was depressed + i've been giffing kids on the slope (2012) w reiner's seiyuu + the given akihiko/haruki reijean agenda:

all the warriors grew up playing classical music w/ varying degrees of parental pressure, for example mr leonhart is a violinist and annie's first and forever teacher so maybe she maims him here too (he's like jk simmons in whiplash); karina is into classical music as a status symbol

by contrast hitch and jean know how to have fun. hitch learned everything from youtube, jean's mom let him quit piano lessons as a kid so he came back to it on his own when he realized it was cool/thought it could get him girls (it doesn't) (inspo: nick cave)

annie (lead/rhythm guitar), hitch (vocals/rhythm guitar/octave pedal "bass"), jean (vocals/keys/bass), reiner (drums). reiner would do bass if he had sukuna arms

reijean meet in intro to audio engineering which counts as a science class for some reason, form the band after roping annie into their final recording project; annie's an undeclared part-time student who mostly works

first they try marco as rhythm guitarist but he is too jazzy and cannot wrap his mind around rock tone, annie is furious (low stakes version of trost; sounds derogatory but marco just looks like a jazz guy)

hitch is a business major who thinks music is a hobby, kinda yasu from nana energy. annie recruits her after overhearing her teaching/berating marlowe before he absolutely bombs an open mic night

hitch is an acoustic girlie (dark ukulele past) but annie and jean take her shopping and she picks a danelectro stock '59

annie plays a jaguar bc of her short fingers, she's some combo of lindsey jordan / luna li but also j mascis

reiner's favorite drummer is karen carpenter, deadass

hitch is the least disciplined which equal turns teaches them to relax but incites rage, annie and jean lock her in a room w reiner bc this bitch cannot count

everyone sings but especially hitch and jean, the vibe is michelle zauner and craig hendrix; i think they hype up the other two who are very self conscious

main songwriters are annie and jean, jean finds jazzy chords that hitch hates

annie was concertmaster of her arts magnet high school orchestra until mikasa showed up and the worst part is violin is mikasa's like, tertiary instrument; now they are ex-gf roommates

opera singer mikasa ruins lives, she is kissing kissing mezzo historia in boy drag (inverse girl armin) in uhhh idk la clemenza di tito

ymir is probably a drummer in a nu riot grrrl band, root of her frenemyship with reiner, also i think she's trying to steal annie and/or hitch

reiner is a cello performance major who became interested in rock percussion after hooking up w eren; eren's taste is incredibly lame, he likes like, dave grohl

eren and mikasa both did piano lessons as kids and she forces him to be her accompanist most of the time, but he and jean tag in and out ever since eren gave himself gamer's carpal tunnel before mikasa's first jury freshman year

jean is Not a music major but he makes money as music majors' accompanist; he could be studio art? or something "reasonable" (a la the MPs, business school hitch), like cybersecurity

annie and marcel = violin, pieck and bertie = viola, reiner and porco = cello

bertolt is living studio ghibli whisper of the heart in italy

for the first half of undergrad reiner lived with marcel in place of porco bc that little shit felt smothered by the galliards bUyINg a whole apartment for their boys, but when marcel graduated pocco moved in and uhhhhh evicted reiner, who thought he had saved enough to make it on his own by living rent free but uhhhhh karina stole it

uhhh pieck looks like my first gay crush (a violist opera singer) so let's say she's studying abroad

point is, reiner is isolated through no one's direct fault, really, besides pock; annie is his closest friend in town and she's such a tsundere about it. he lived on her and mikasa's couch for a week but will never return because it was too awkward even for his broke ass

#my aot fanfiction is: post-rumbling political criticism and/or pushing my hobbies onto blorbos #anyway #hitchannie #reijean #☽ music au #☽

[charleslebatman]

Okay I’m gonna go on a bit of a rant cause I think it’s so strange… why the fuck do like 3-5 drivers feel the need to get hammered whenever they are out in public with their gfs?

Like seeing the Carlos video of him “partying” in a club after he won deadass make him seem like the most boring dude alive; like homeboy ain’t even dancing on the goddamn dance floor he just standing there getting wasted and his gf or whatever the fuck is she to him at this point, is trying to get his attention and his like yeah no my drink is more interesting but I will pay little attention to you so you can feel happy. Like some of these drivers seem so uninterested and uncomfortable around their gfs and you can lowkey tell that Carlos’ and Charles’ girls are deadass rebounds (in my opinion). Like that shit is lowkey embarrassing not for the girls but for Carlos and Charles….

At least Charles takes Alex to the track. Like holy fuck. Also not to mention Max also looks uncomfortable as hell 90% of the time he’s out with Kelly or his wasted as fuck as well. Like really my dude.

I just don’t understand why can’t these drivers just stick to one night stands or something and stay single for a while, fucking hell, Charles and Carlos are both attractive guys why won’t they just go and hook up with random chicks like I’m sure Logan and Lando do instead of constantly changing gfs what feels like every fucking season.

I’m in no way hating on these girls I just think honey if you are there for the money and fame sure go for it, have your expectations crushed and ruined for all men. But if you are looking for something serious I swear there are better guys out then athletes who aren’t ready to settle down.

I will never understand how can these girls put up with their boyfriends looking so uninterested and uncomfortable around them. Like I would be running out that door.

That’s why I always thought Oscar and Lily and Alex and Lily are cute together cause they seem super into each other, and that’s that Oscar and his gf don’t seem to like pda but in every photo taking of these two couples they are always talking or laughing with each other.

This is in no way hate or criticism on the girls, it’s more so criticism on these driver who can literally never be single for whatever reason, like I feel bad that these girls may be thinking these drivers are gonna settle down with them, when in reality in a couple of months from now, they are out the fucking door and the driver is onto the next girl.

I just can’t imagine how shitty of situation that is, and I know we never see what goes on behind closed doors and maybe they only look that way with them in public but in private it’s different but still, how can you go for looking uncomfortable/uninterested in public to be being super happy in private?

At the end of the day I feel like drivers who are constantly jumping around and dating random girls every few months just need to do what Lando does and just fuck around cause at least girls aren’t expecting anything more than a single night with them.

I don’t know though it’s definitely an odd situation and I think it must suck to be the ex and seeing these assholes move on like they where nothing to them.

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[queer-advice-hotline]

god idk even if this is a vent or that im like asking for help

im aro/ace, specifically i dont want anything romantic nor sexual, like 0% interest. never had the wish for a relationship either, MAYBE queerplatonic where we are just best friends who are exclusive. but idk basically… i feel like im missing behind, like i KNOW i am not, i know there is nothing wrong with the fact that i dont feel sexual nor romantic attraction and with the fact that i dont even want to feel it, but seeing all of your friends find their one person… like holy fucking god dude it sucks

my very best friend of three years for example, i adore her with all of my heart and i click with her in a way that i have never clicked with anyone before, like i have never loved someone this much platonically and i know for a fact she feels the same. but we are older teens, ofc she is gonna be dating around i understand it it is what happens and what other teens want but… not me. she got a bf recently, and i genuinely love the dude we get along great we are good friends we play games together and have the same sort of humor we have similar interests and hyperfixations he is amazing and caring and kind he is so good to her and she had a couple of HORRIBLE exes especially her last gf before him and im deadass so happy to see her have such a good relationship and find someone who cherishes her like that after all the heartbreak she went through

but i cant keep myself from feeling like im second best

she has known this dude for maybe what, a couple weeks? and hes just casually at the level of friendship that she and i have that we have been at for the last three years and shes constantly talking about him and just… like what does he have that i dont? im not jealous, i never really felt jealousy like that and never when it comes to relationships, i just feel like the second pick.

all my closer friends have been getting into relationships like that and never had an issue with it until it was her. i guess i just felt like i finally had someone who thought of me as their one and only, like their person. now this fucker who deadass is me but wants to fuck and kiss came along and in a few weeks that is her person. all my friends have their people, i was her person until he came along, and other people think of me just as the funny guy in class who is a friend to all. like a "jack of all trades but a master of none" situation but with relationships. just, god, i would fucking kill to be someones first choice and their person and one and only but the stupid chemicals that make people have those stupid crushes and idiotic romantic feelings are keeping me from it

just, god dude, being aro/ace sucks so fucking much sometimes. its like heartbreak but just skipping the love part

also this is the first time in my life i have ever voiced these feelings because i usually just joke about it all... even typing it out made me feel better in a way

Voicing your feelings can be helpful, I’m glad it made you feel better

#1-800-queer #queer advice hotline #vent calls #aspec calls #queer #aspec

[recklesssturniolo]

Ok here’s a little story time this is a very complicated story so I’ll try to simplify it. Basically my ex’s mom and my step mom were besties so me and my siblings were ALWAYS at his house on the weekends. Like me and his mom were like this 🤞fr. Anyway he lived ACROSS THE STREET from his ex but sometimes she would be at cook outs and shit. And at first I had NO CLUE that she was his ex. Anyways she confided in me abt something REALLY REALLY personal and I think after that we were kinda friends (this was while my ex and I were talking) and I found out she was his ex. Then I didn’t see her for like A YEAR bc she went to live with her mom. During that year me and him started talking more and more to the point we were face timing literally every day we weren’t together. So that happened and eventually we got together and then she came back and long story short she never found out. Like he told her he was with someone but he didn’t tell her it was me. Also she literally made me test her girlfriend’s loyalty by going on my phone and deadass flirting with her girlfriend in her comment section pretending to be me to see if her gf would be loyal.

There are literally so many more details and just weird shit that happened but this is it simplified lmao. Still can’t believe this was a real thing that happened cause I stay FAR away from drama.

Why do u guys have such like fun and dramatic lives mines so boring compared to all of urs but like lowkey I’d smack my bf if he didn’t tell me it was his ex for that long LMFAO & honestly her having u test her gfs loyalty is so funny to me just bc my friends have made me do that too😭😭

#ally speaks

[harryfeatgaga]

this fandom deadass wants brownie points for liking his gf as if they weren’t the ones who harassed everyone else in the past they’re like “it’s so refreshing to see everyone like her Harry deserves this😀” meanwhile you’re the ones who made him uncomfortable by hating his exes

right like im glad shes not getting as vicious and as much hate but literally jfbhhijfbhchj I cant with harries

[incarnateirony]

So. Last night I spent at a friends house, who stays with the local head of the BDSM community. And while talking out some shit going on with his gf I was like--bro, when women--or anyone really but a woman in this context--start doing that shit and finding bizarre ass nonsense reasons to blow up, and can't even perceive its insane nonsense, it's because they're already grinding axes and looking for reasons.

And Master David was like, "I think we call that Lemoning now."

I've been fuckin FLOORED. RIP ex-wifey, you and your cheating lemons are just a whole manner of speaking now. Your lemon debauch has been COINED.

Truly funny because master david is actually a native american practitioner and when I had explained her lemon insanity and squealing about curses he was like "You know I deal with a lot of practices and lifestyles. And never have I EVER heard of LEMONS being used for CURSES. It is literally the opposite." Bro wait until I tell you how her very presence murdered a lemon overnight "GUESS YOU NEEDED THE LEMONS THEN HUH" "Man she was screaming I needed to sunsoak lemons before bringing them in the house" "BRO DID SHE NOT UNDERSTAND THEY COME FROM THE SUN ON TREES???????? THEIR WHOLE LIFE????" "BRO THATS WHAT I SAID, BITCH WENT CRAZY OVER NOTHING ABOUT LEMONS" "IT'S A CLEANING AGENT" "Well, I'm sure that would have made sense to her if she wasn't waiting to move in her new boyfriend."

So now, congrats. Your Lemoning is now infamous and about to spread like wildfire in the KC BDSM comm and all the wings of its occupants.

Protip: the munch com and LGBTQ comm have a *hella lotta overlap*

In this case, friend's GF was essentially angry at him over youtube's algorithm. He watches a lot of marketing and business videos, and yes, there is in fact a right wing bias in rich people (shock and awe), and sometimes, it autosuggests something. So he had clicked what looked like a demographic video and only let it play like a minute and a half before he realized it was some extremist right wing garbage and turned it off but she turned it into a whole shitshow after, even though he had voluntarily turned it off (and like, he showed me, the timestamp deadass stuck like a sliver in with the time bookmark thing). And went dramatic crying for an hour in bed and walking the neighborhood for an hour after even while he tried to ask what to do to fix it or what he did, then packed up her shit and hauled off and refused to answer him.

that there's a bitch looking for an excuse.

[xg0ldenxgirlx]

Man why tf my ex keep trying to come back even when I do everything to keep their ass away they stay near!!! Even with a partner they had for years now, like I block u on everything n u still manage to stalk my IG, what fucking sucks is that in a perfect fucking world we would be together, and it would be perfect and we would be so happy, and it’s possible he’s just still so fucking childish and it’s deadass been about 3 years now since we’ve been seeing or talking on and off after being no contact for 3 years before that, like I’ve had multiple heartbreaks after him, he’s just different and I’m always going to love him no matter what but I’m tired of him having his cake and eating it too, maybe I blew it up when he mentioned he wanted to get back but I just wasn’t ready ): I’m still not ready and I need him to stay tf away because it seems like I’m alwYs the one left heartbroken because at the end of the day once we both stop playing the fantasy he goes back to his perfect put together gf that’s everything that’s good for him, and I just go back to me, myself. venting here bc I literally can’t vent anywhere else bc if I vent somewhere else everyone will know who I’m talking about and it’ll basically b social suicide

[fairybr4t]

it’s also so crazy because i was the “crazy ex gf” when all of my exes would do shit right in front of my face to make me jealous and lash out. if i ever got jealous it was always valid idgaf. i’m sorry it made me jealous that you would look at porn in front of me and deadass flirt with other girls right in front of my face lmaoo

[pastelauroras]

some random guy I’ve literally never spoken to deadass just dm’ed me to say that his gf broke up with him and asked if I “wanna replace her”

will I crush his already damaged straight man ego if I ask him if his ex is into girls

#personal tea #lmao #there’s not really a point to me posting this I just needed to get it out of my system

[tashabilities]

Am I being manipulated by this man?

I'm autistic and shit look different every time,

Plus, I have no friends to run this shit by so I allow myself this written process.

He told me his gf broke up with him by ghosting,

By blocking him on everything, no conversation.

And he's the first man to want to add me on social in over ten years, deadass.

But I'm thinking he wanted to add me on FB so that I would accept his breadcrumbing and lack of enthusiasm for the opportunity to get to know me.

And, because I'm a very nice person,

I would just accept his lack of flirting AND lack of calling me, and stay FB friends,

Cause surely, I wouldn't wanna do to him what his ex did and block him on all the things!

So he can be nonchalant forever,

And still be attached to me on social,

To give the illusion of interest,

While not actively pursuing me or flirting with me.

IS this a lack of genuine interest or is he just not love bombing me?

IS HE giving minus well, lackadaisical and unenthusiastic,

OR is he just not love bombing me?

I mean, the man has a work schedule that I don't have and lives an hour away but is willing to drive up here to see me in the time of gas being $4.50/gal.

AND it's ONLY been a week since we officially met in person,

And we chatted in the app for like, 5 days.

On Day 6, he was in my face, in person.

Maybe I'm trippin.

But every time I say "maybe I'm trippin", bitch, I be right.

We'll see how he act today.

If it's not hittin today, I'm out.

I'm autistic,

But I know how to flirt with a man cause I am a woman who was socialized as a girl,

And even if no boys ever talk to us so we can have practice (👋🏾 hello) girls are still taught how to say cute shit to boys by the media, to include the teeny mags we all read.

He's autistic and don't know it,

Which is why my written answers on the app appealed to him.

If you like the way I write, you spicy brained, too!

AND he was morbidly obese most of his life,

Got no bitches, so no practice with flirting,

I get it.

But my time is valuable and my name is not Pathways.

I am not a rehabilitation center and chance grantor for the circumstantially celibate.

And I believe that men KNOW, innately,

How to pursue a woman,

And what they need to say and do to keep a woman interested.

I will give one pass for nerves and not knowing what to say--that was Monday.

But if you ask for more of my time,

Ya ass need to come the fuck with it.

And if he don't,

I am willing to be exactly like his ex and block him on ALL the things, TONIGHT,

THIS evening.

[charleslebatman]

I always found it weird that people actually think that Charles’ Gf, is actually a private person comparing to his most recent ex yeah, Alex is probably the most “private” one. But like example, Lily, Oscar’s gf, that’s being a private person while dating a public figure, yeah we may see her in the paddock and what not but we barely the girls name and we know that’s she’s dating Oscar that’s it.

There’s a thin very thin line of which people always seem to forget; very few people who date athletes and or famous people are private people themselves, you literally can’t look in me in the eyes and tell me that Charles has every dated a private person, one way or another they have a public social media where they share stuff for the public to see. For Alex that’s tiktok.

I never understood why people say she’s a private person when I’m pretty sure Charles knows Some Girls (not gonna put any names) are gonna use his last name for fame. That’s rather they are dating one of the 3 brothers, they have a now famous last name within Motorsports cause of Charles. She does it with her Tiktok and I’m sure she would do it if she wasn’t afraid of the backlash that she can receive if she opened her instagram.

To me personally the only private F1 wags is deadass Oscar’s girlfriend, we know nothing about her and it’s very clear to everyone that she cares more about him than what he does for a living, sadly that’s not the reality for most drivers though, and they all know that.

But back to the point here, what it truly means to be private isn’t about your social media accounts being private, if the only thing people know about you is your name and if you dating someone famous but that’s all the public eye knows then yes you are a private person. Being private by definition also means that you don’t reveal who are to anyone but loved ones, but even at times people won’t even do that.

I think at some point though people have this grand idea on what a private F1 WAG is cause we don’t really see often but deadass 1 maybe 2 out of the what 10-12 WAGS that there is, are truly private people. Cause we don’t know Jackshit about them really.

Sorry for the Rant that’s all over the place but I feel like people are truly starting to lose the definition of what being private is especially Charles Fans who will fight to no end to prove that his gf is a private person. (P.S im in no way hating on Oscar’s gf she’s just a great example of what being a private person truly is)

I love when people making a rant. Don’t worry. 🩵

And absolutely agree with all you’re saying. Your example about Lily was on point and can’t be better.

[83-protons]

Speaking to my brother in any capacity is like pulling fucking teeth. He could be grabbing a snack and have berries on the counter and if I came up and asked “hey are you done with these, can I put them away?” He’d go “well, they’re on the counter.” Yes. I see that. Thank you. That doesn’t answer my fucking question. Every single statement or question is met with passive aggressive, snide pushback. Literally everything. He is incapable of having a normal back and forth.

#dingdong #and then he has the AUDACITY to call my mom and i jusgement #dude i have listened to you moan and gripe and groan about the most menial harmless interests of others #with your patented condescension and holier-than-thou mentality #deadass the other day we were talking abt how everyone is flawed #and his ass gets all smug amd says ‘well what if you dont have any flaws’ i was like child #you do not want to go there ive spoken to your ex gf i know you have issues #he walks arpund this house like he is the smartest most superior member and we’re all just meager idiots #i fucking cant with him.

[fjordfjucks]

i know ive made this post before but it still blows my mind like 5 years later that when i was dating my crazy ex i reblogged potential breakup song cuz it’s a fucin banger and she deadass went on a tirade on tumblr vague blogging that i was aiming that song at her

i mean self fulfilling prophecy cuz i did end up breaking up with her like a month later but that song is still, in fact, a banger

#also i hate the crazy ex gf trope but she deadass was an abusive mess so it applies

[willowwhispersspeakeasy]

Biting is part of my love language you are totally not alone 👀

This boy would have bite marks for dayss if he'd let me (also that lil part makes me go feral,, I'm trying to keep this pg lol)

-Levi anon

biting is also my love language not even as a sexual thing I just love a good chomp

I used to annoy my ex gf by biting her fingers and trying to steal her rings. off topic but would defiantly do that to Mammon just to watch him panic. "oi! that shits expensive give it back!"

no but deadass Levi would learn quickly once we became closer I would try and naw on his hands. they're so pretty and his fingers are so long and dainty and idk if its even a Sexy thing I think its in some ways just my aesthetic attraction to them. lemme chew on your hands sir they look very nice thanks. maybe suck on his fingers idk

#we at least pg13 here bestie im sorry #Levi anon #mailbox #omen speaks

[shhhlikeme]

Why do people ship Atsumu and Sakura/Osamu and Suna together? Did I miss something in the manga😭😭or something

SISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YOU CAME TO THE RIIIIGHT PERSON WITH THIS QUESTION BECAUSE I AM A WHORE FOR SOME SAKUASTU AND SOME OSASUNA.

It’s gotten to the point where I don’t see the 4 boys with anyone else and I won’t read reader inserts with them anymore LMAO.

I haven’t read the manga nor have I even seen the new season lmaooo... I also used to be someone that hated ships but for me those 2 couples changed my mind due to the fact that both couples would be utterly perfect together when you think about it. (At least for me)

Here’s why:

Tsum is a little shit right? People keep making him out to be soo let’s say he is someone who would treat his gfs like dirt and shit (and they would let him 💀) soooo imagine him realizing he fell for Kiyoomi one day: the one guy that acts nothing like his foolish exes because he gives him 0 attention, doesn’t think he’s all that, wants him to shower more, etc. Like it’s a match made in heaven. Tsum has girls throwing themselves at him but he wants the one guy who could give two shits about him and his cocky attitude— we love to see it. So Atsumu acts a fool. Omi-Omi would humble the fuck out of Atsumu bc he really doesn’t play any games but in return Tsum-baby would literally have gotten through to one of the best looking men in the fandom that no one thought he’d get so he has bragging rights for life. It’s a perfect trade. Like... shit. If you read fics about ‘pining Atsumu’ on A03 their relationship development is literally amazing.

AS FOR MY OTP OSASUNA GOD DAMN : same thing as Sakuatsu in that they are perfect together. Do you PEEP their energy levels??? = SAME. I can see them back in high school always agreeing with eachother when the team is wilding out over some nonsense. Being comfortably silent while sitting together on the bus while everyone else is blabbing. The two just VIIIIIBE. It’s like when you meet another girl group for the first time and ONE of them stands out cause you’re both like “yaaa exactly!!!!” wtf I fuck with you. You get me. You feel me? Suna and Osamu are 2 of the chillest boys in Haikyuu even though Suna is a bit more chill so I can totally visualize Samu just developing the biggest crush on the man. Not to mention Rintarou, like Sakusa, is just STUNNING like how could Samu resist those eyes Deadass.

BONUS: Suna and Kiyoomi would be the best additions to the Miya family as in-laws. I can picture them as the twins’ husbands and they’re all back at the Miya’s parents’ house for Christmas 2020 right 🎄......... and then the twins start fighting as usual and it’s escalating heavy ....... they’re being annoying as shit. So Suna and Sakusa just exchange knowing, unimpressed, annoyed & bored glances and then having enough with their 😐 selves: they both walk out silently while the Miya’s are still yelling and then they text the twins saying they’re staying at a hotel.

The twins would chase their hubbies out the fucking crib in the snow when they’re still in pyjamas and beg their hubbies to stay (I truly mean B E G G G) and they’d promise to be niceeeeeeeee cause like their emotionless hubbies are out of the twins’ leagues right....they gotta act right. Anyway Rin and Omi-Omi were never gonna leave to stay at a hotel but that trick gets the Miya’s to settle down every time and stop fighting.

Needless to say The twins’ parents LOVE their son-in-laws for it!

The end 😇

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