#ddf kids

[arthoewholoveseverything]

Something that is really bother me about DDF is how the other characters talk about Mr. Keng and Non's relationship.

Non is a MINOR. I repeat NON IS A MINOR!! Every adult in the series all the adults refers to him as a boy. Not a man. A boy.

How can a boy consent to be in a relationship with a grown man?

Keng is a grown adult man, a person with authority who saw a student down on his luck and took advantage of him. He didn't need to have sex with him to help him out with his debts.

This was out of his own selfish gain. The fucker just wanted to get his rocks off.

The way it is stated numerous times that the leaked video ruined Non's life. And yet no one acknowledges that the content of the video is SA is insane to me. Even after three years! Jin still sees it as cheating and it seems like Phee and the rest of the group sees it as it too. It seems like the entire public sees it as a scandalous love affair and it's fucking disgusting. I can understand for them to be initially ignorant when they were in high school and not truly understanding the gravity of the situation but it has been three whole years!

By the way, it doesn't matter if Jin leaked the video. HE WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK THE FUCKING VIDEO!!! It wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for him. He and Fluke saw what was happening and did NOTHING!

It doesn't matter if Non knew what sex was or was in a FWB with Phee or consistently lied or whatever! It was still wrong and he did not deserve it. Period.

This "Perfect Victim" rhetoric the fandom and even the show has is dangerous. It's honestly very triggering to watch as a person who was groomed. The things some people in the fandom are saying about Non were told to me and that shit sticks with you man.

And again I ask you: how can a kid consent to being in a sexual relationship with an adult??

The only person that calls out "relationship"for what it really is is Por and Tee's Uncle. I mean seriously? Por and Tee's Uncle?? Of all people?? It kinda felt like it was done as a comedic "who are you to talk?" kind of thing and it seriously pissing me off.

This show is great in so many other ways. I love how complex characters like Tee and Tan are. I love watching the mystery unravel but this is just one thing I can't ignore.

What do you think?

#dead friend forever #dead friend forever the series #rant post #dff spoilers #tw: sa #tw: grooming

[aclaywrites]

Hop into the Time Machine, kids! It’s time to talk about how to find a date when your only options involved landlines, the postal service, or actually leaving the house.

You had to describe yourself in a short paragraph, usually 100-150 words, which didn’t leave a lot of room to pack in all the info about what made you the perfect choice. So there were lots of abbreviations to make sure you maximized your potential. A BBW (big beautiful woman aka not skinny also euphemised as zaftig or Reubenesque) in search of NFNF (no fats no femmes, common in gay male ads) preferring instead someone who’s HWP (height/weight proportional— gosh we spent a lot of time assuring people we weren’t large). she’s DDF (drug and disease free), with a GSOH (good sense of humor). I learned them all eventually, and I loved to read personal ads, even/especially when I wasn’t interested.

My first college job I worked in an Indian restaurant and became friends with our waiter who went on to be a fairly big time movie and tv actor (he played Principal Figgins on Glee!). But my best and longest-held job was at a used bookstore which also sold used porn. As in, you could buy your dirty mags, leave for a few hours, then come back and trade them for others. I learned so much, I tell ya. Many of the mags had ads in the back and my morbid curiosity made sure I read every one of them. Leg Show was the foot fetish mag, and I remember there was always an ad from a man looking to buy used shoes with the impression of the woman’s foot on the liner inside. He’d pay extra if the footprint was dirty, or if there was a dead bug on the sole of the shoe. One man in a different mag was always advertising to meet a ‘petite, attractive, blonde woman who has been diagnosed medically incontinent’. 1) gross and 2) do you imagine this woman is home and so sad that no man will want her she’s reading the ads in the back of Busty magazine hoping for a last chance?

So, yes, I know all the abbreviations, not that it did me any good.

#lesbian queries #lesbian query of the day #lesbian #lesbian history #gay shit #personal ads #dykes #dyke shit #lesbian love #looking for love #in all the wrong places

[nichtimhandelerhaeltlich]

everyday I am reminded that a formula 1 driver had a speaking role in die drei fragezeichen and I mourn over the fact that there isn't a motorsport inspired episode (in the main series at least I don't know enough about ddf kids)

#gonna become an author just so I can write ddf books and have one feature motorsports #die drei fragezeichen

[daughterofhecata]

🦴🍅🔪🧩

[writers' truth & dare ask game]

🦴 ⇢ is there a piece of media that inspires your writing?

I mean. I would say that my fic *is* inspired by canon? But I'm also currently working on a piece of original fiction for a creative writing seminar and that one is definitely inspired by American Psycho and Fight Club. Apart from that it depends on the specific fic, I guess.

🍅 ⇢ give yourself some constructive criticism on your own writing

I could definitely use to get a bit more creative with my word choices, I've noticed quite a few sentence fragments that show up again and again over multiple stories. I also should check my dass vs das more carefully while proofreading. Also probably wouldn't hurt to get a bit more surroundings and scene setting in, so the characters don't interact in an empty space.

🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project?

I'm going to be completely honest, I avoid research for fic as much as possible. I just don't particularly enjoy it and usually just bullshit my way through. Maybe the whole snooker research last year? It's not weird per se, but probably not exactly something you'd expect as research for some silly gay ddf fic?

🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

Tbh, I got quite a few pet peeves. First person is a no go if the source material isn't in first person as well. (Like, first person in Rivers of London fic? Appropriate, no problem, good choice. In ddf fic? Nope, instant click away.) Can't suffer consistently bad spelling and grammar or overly clunky sentence structures either. And nothing against reader inserts, to each their own, they're not my cup of tea either, same with the ff.de style "new kid in town befriends the boys" or shoehorning in a sister for the boys as a self insert. And in ddf specifically, if you gjve a first name for Cotta you better have a *real* good reason. Him just going "btw my first name is X, you can call me that" does simply not work for me. His *sister* calls him Cotta, why tf would that be different for someone he's casually friends/hooking up with???

#thanks for the ask :* #yes the cotta thing is maybe blown out of proportion but it's just instant click away unless you have *extremely* good reasons #yes the thing for the creative writing class is maybe reaching a bit high but whatever #i have a lot of complaints and they need to go somewhere #ask #lalalenii

[isalabells]

You and @notajoinerofthings are my number one Drei Fragezeichen source. So one is for you. I hope you have fun! We all have done the best and worst ddf episodes. So lets get a bit more specific: episodes for long travels, guilty pleasures, holiday favs, over the top episodes, ridiculous episodes, cringeworthy but entertaining, cozy mystery mood, darkest episodes, strong bromance vibes, best villain (can be more than one), fucked with your head, best plot, best ending and/or beginning, scariest episodes and whatever other category you might wanna add. :)

Ohh, anon, I did have a lot of fun with this indeed, thank you! I doubt you or anyone reading this will tho, bc I always give the same answers. I tried breaking out of my pattern a bit, but wasn't every successful. We covered a lot of silly episode discussions, true, incl. favorite MaSo episodes and best atmospheric ones. Gonna say Thank You for this honor, also on behalf of @notajoinerofthings even though we cab probably both agree that we don't deserve it, bc our involvment with DDF sure has seen better days. (I did listen to the newest release tho, whatsitcalled, und die Gesetzlosen. Because they baited me with a horse on the cover. Fell asleep to it twice and woke up to Bob monologuing each time. Was then told that they cut the part where they explain what the horse is all about. Thx for nothing, Europa.)

episodes for long travels: Gonna start by being a disappointment right away bc when I want travel and holiday episodes, I turn to TKKG!! But DDF does road trips fairly well. So how about und der unsichtbare Gegner & Straße des Grauens. Toteninsel, too, for the real adventure kick. Feuerturm & Geister-Canyon bc I love when they drive up to one of the national parks. guilty pleasures: I don't have guilty pleasures, only Big Pleasures!! If we go by what's often perceived as guilty pleasure by others tho, it'd probably be the entirety of the Crime Busters for me. And Mann ohne Kopf!! holiday favs: Same problem. It's tough when these kids barely experience any seasonal weather bc they never leave California. It's even tougher when you don't like their Christmas special episodes (which I def don't). So you know my answer: as soon as December comes round, I'll start listening to Pistenteufel & Geisterstadt on loop for four to twelve weeks (I wish I was kidding....). If you want even more snow, throw in Tödliches Eis bc I remember that one being decent as well. over the top episodes: Aren't they all LMAO That's the entry level requirement for being a DDF episode! Might pick Comic-Diebe bc it pokes a lot of fun at artists and fans, in a way that hits too close to home at times, but it does so with love!

ridiculous episodes: Die Karten des Bösen!! I don't care that it's a pretend case to distract our three heroes. Minninger went full out with e v e r y t h i n g and it's a complete overload: Tarot. Crazy old cat lady. Mad scientist. Murdered cat. Cryonics and resurrection of the (human) body. Alleged death of a client. DIE VERDAMMTEN ATOMSTROMGEGNER!! What even IS any of this?!? Hexen-Handy is as campy as it gets. Also Im Bann des Voodoo bc can you believe there was a time when Minninger wrote both a book and a script FOR A KIDS BOOK SERIES that featured a band called Wet Boys and a producer named Al Parker, which are both constantly mentioned throughout the episode, and they just... let him fsjdkjfkgklfg. cringeworthy but entertaining: Fußball-Gangster & Verdeckte Fouls!!! Actually, I don't think the former is bad at all, on the contrary, it's BJHW proving once again that she is a prophet, exploring topics and issues which couldn't be more pressing in the year 2023. It's just that Justus' cousin (Jimboy-Jonas wtf?!??) is very cringe and so is the sequence where the boys get distracted by this self-heating food packaging (I love it but it's so freaking dumb lmao). Verdeckte Fouls is especially cringe bc the main guest actor is... not a voice actor at all. And bc of all the cringy shit they do with the football club and player names. (once again: I LOVE it!!! But it is very silly.) Can't even pick that one for most ridic or over the top episode bc the whole plot of ominous sect infiltrating a sports club is based on real life happenings fsjdkdkf cozy mystery mood: Karpatenhund. Spuk im Hotel. Der tote Mönch. Die Spur des Raben. Haus des Schreckens. Das Erbe des Meisterdiebs. Das Auge des Drachen. Die Villa der Toten. Der Fluch des Drachen. Due verschwundene Seglerin. Der heimliche Hehler. I complain so much, all the time, but they have TONS of highly enjoyable episodes that do cozy mystery with just a touch of action incredibly well!!

darkest episodes: Every ep that deals with how utterly cruel humans can be to each other, out of pettiness or jealousy or fear, or bc of old resentments. Less for personal enrichment but for vengeance. Utterly fascinating to me whenever one of the writers manages to make that the core of a story. Minni and Marx in particular seem to have a knack for that, see Stimmen aus dem Nichts & Villa der Toten. I'm sure there's more but I can't think of any rn. strong bromance vibes: That's easy: Bob & Kelly! With Just & Kelly as a close second! I also believe that Kelly & Peter will remain besties all their life, even after their breakup (which will happen bc this is just a high school romance); they care about each other and are an important part of each other's life, and their friendship is gonna outlast any romantic feelings. Honestly, they all adore Kelly, and they all vibe with her. And Kelly would do anything for them, 9 out of 10 times. Just look how often she helped them out on one of their stupid cases!! (Bob & Jelena would work too, but alas, I'm a Bob/Jelena-is-endgame truther, so there's always that special spark that makes them more than besties.) (Peter & Jelena does not work bc I headcanon that while Peter likes her a lot, he's also a tiny bit scared of her.) best villain (can be more than one): I answered that here as well, and still stand by my picks. However, I would like to add the mad siblings Joseph & Rachel Hadden. It's been a while, but I remeber coming out of my last Toteninsel reread being severely disappointed that a) Marx didn't do more with them and b) we never saw them again. Their criminal energy was off the charts, in different ways, and they were both pretty unhinged. A lot of potential and a nice opportunity to let our three boys dip their toes back into corporate crime shenanigans like back in the BJHW era. They also have another Good Sister, Anne, whose moral compass may be intact but who's equally as crazy bc she sure was ready to go to whacky lengths to stop her siblings. I just want more of this very rich and extremely shady cutthorat family! fucked with your head: Wolfsgesicht! Probably one of the most clever episodes in general. The entire episode is designed to fuck with you and get under your skin (and the text itself even explains this to you). There's such an eerie quality to those letters. I always thought the psychological theory explored in this ep is somehow the equivalent to the use of modality in the fantastic (Phantastik): toying with the ways language can express various relationships to reality and truth, showcasing how your mind will always fill in the blanks and jump to some kind of (false) conclusion. I had c h i l l s the first time I listened to Bob realizing this might be about an assassination attempt. Personally, I am also lowkey fascinated by Katharina Fischer's short writing stint: she came, she served, she fucked off when she was out of ideas. Iirc the ideas for both of her stories came about while she was sitting a lecture, and ain't that the most relatable thing ever.

best plot: Idk about his more recent releases, but until his gradn re-entrance with Spur des Spielers, I don't think there's a single book by André Marx that has a shitty plot. They might not always be brilliant, but all his stories are at least decent and well-thought-through. Let's go with Feuermond bc what he accomplishes there in terms of engaging crime plot + bringing back old characters + adding more depth and emotion + picking up old storylines is ASTONISHING!! Complex, yet not convoluted. You can tell he wrote the entire camping trip as a filler bc otherwise the trilogy would've been a book short, but it doesn't even matter! As far as trilogies go, I'll always be a Toteninsel girlie, but Feuermond is as neat as it gets! best ending and/or beginning: Answered the one for best endings here already. Best beginning is a good albeit tricky one! I'm usually a fan of anything that doesn't start with the gd phone ringing (this pattern peaked with Toteninsel) or them hearing someone scream in the distance. Especially today where the exposition averages around 15 minutes, making sure you're already bored out of your mind before anything of significance has even happened. Not to be like that again, but TKKG really DOES have the better openings. Mainly bc they're not strictly confined to the pov of the three protagonist's. But also bc Wolf really was brimming with cool ideas and was always down for trying out something that reads more Adult instead of sticking to the formulaic. DDF has a few in medias res beginnings (every Europe trip ep starts that way iirc, and I love it, not knowing where they are or how tf they got there or what is going on), but they just can't compare to an opening where the patron saint of the kids gets shot while on a stakeout!! I do think the first 15 minutes of Schatz im Bergsee are the best of the entire series, but I am not particularly fond of the plane crash sequence which i s the immediate opening. So pass on that. Haus des Schreckens could be good, but it drags on and on and has lost all its momento once they get to the punchline. Gonna go with Im Bann des Vodoo (Minni combining his two fav things, horror & gay porn); Späte Rache (honestly? Peter getting capture inside his car... listen to that w/o any context and it takes on a completely different meaning... Also I'm always down for Peter & Kelly hanging out and going clubbing!); Stimmen aus dem Nichts which is a lame and common thing to say, but it IS a good one, and Minninger, for all his shortcomes, usually has very strong openings. scariest episodes: Im Bann des Voodoo for early adolescence nostalgia (even tho I talk about why that might be Problematic here.) And I vaguely recall Der verschollene Pilot being one of the newer episodes that actually did make me feel uneasy when I first listened to it (I was in the middle of a dark forest tho!! But iirc some of my girlies on here said they had a similar reaction so yeah!)

#replies #ddf* #I refuse to put any of this under a cut #sufferrrr

[justusjonas]

Fellow Silmarillion and ddf fan here bestie the struggle is so real. Wie haben 200 canons und sie widersprechen sich alle mehr oder weniger. Wer ist Gil-Galads Vater? Keine Ahnung, aber ist Skinny jetzt reich, hat reiche Eltern, lebt bei seinen Eltern, hasst seine Eltern etc etc???

JAAAAA HI ❣️🫡 tbh bei der skinny sache kann man evtl sogar eine chronologische abfolge bauen? er hatte reiche eltern, ist ein arschloch rich kid, benimmt sich nicht, eltern sind wahrscheinlich auch scheiße, dann wird er nach aztekenschwert auf eine kadett-akademie geschickt und kommt dann als eher mittelloser punk wieder weil seine eltern ihn enterbt haben, macht eig sinn 🤔 ganz nebenbei, ich mag diese rollenentwicklung des antagonisten vom reichem mobber der 13 jährige fertig macht weil ? (tbh justus war wahrscheinlich sein liebstes opfer weil er arm war. aber naja) zu mittelosem punker der auch ein arschloch ist von einer doylischen (gibts das adjektiv in deutschen überhaupt? egal. jz schon) perspektive eig überhaupt nicht. also dieser komische charakter shift, im sinne von welchen hintergrund der „erzfeind“ hat if you know what i mean. aber drei fragezeichen hat da wenigstens mehr nuancen als tkkg u.ä. und skinny ist ja auch ein ganz interessanter charakter 🤔 sorry dass das jz so n skinny rant geworden ist ich hab da n paar gedanken zu :,) aber ja einfach silmarillion 🤝 ddf über facettenreiches und wiedersprüchliches source material wo sich jeder einfach sein eigenes ding zusammenbasteln kann. ich liebs! sind alle autoren nach robert arthur dann schon das äquivalent von christopher tolkien? oder ab wo wird der strich gemacht?

#will william arden schon fast in das og mit reinzählen #und BJHW hat sooo viele ikonische sachen dazuerfunden #hmmm #btw glaube du hattest in den tags von irgendwas das du von mit gerebloggt hattest maglor erwähnt das war so mein go ahead zeichen #dass wenigstens eine person es verstehen würde wenn ich silm posting betreiben würde #also danke <3

[lalalenii]

They were just kids 😭😭😭

HÖR MAL 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

Ich versuche mich gerade hier mit kid ddf aus dem rbei sumpf zu ziehen

Wie confident und happy sie da einfach aussehen 😃😃😃 weil es für sie ein Abenteuer ist. Das bald zu einem absoluten Albtraum wird 😄😃😁😆 aber das wissen sie noch nicht. t-1 hour bis ihre innocence absolut gebulldozerd wird 🥰🥰🥰 und sie daraufhin 20 Jahre nicht miteinander reden 🤗

#that being said im not sure what to make of bobs teen outfit choices #😭😭 those muscle shirts just dont really feel like him??? #rbei #rocky beach eine Interpretation #pep really wants me to call the fbi #maybe ill call cotta

[matrose]

what is ddf?

hi anon so happy u asked this because it allows me to type a wall of text about a topic i love to talk about!!!!! ❣️ ddf is short for "die drei fragezeichen" which is the german version of the american kids book series "the three investigators", written by robert arthur! it follows three young detectives that are 13 at the beginning of the series and later get aged up to 17/18 so they can drive cars. the publishing history is hilarious so im gonna recount the whole thing to you

- only ten books were written by robert arthur himself, before he passed away in 1969

-the series was then continued by additional four authors who wrote an additional 37 books, at this point the characters were still 13, but a rivaling book series that also featured a group of kids aged their characters up, so of course the same had to happen to the investigators.

- the characters, now around 17 years old get lots of cool updates, like knowledge of hand to hand combat, drivers licenses, and a ton of new authors. this new series was called crimebusters and only ran from 1989 to 1990, but managed to produce 13 books, written by seven different people, six of them being new additions to roster. with this, the american career of the three investigators ends.

-germany meanwhile, picked up the books around 1979 and they get very popular (after a rough start and a cover redesign)! so germany does what germany loves to do and makes audiodramas out of them, writing scripts, hiring voice-actors, and recording them onto cassettes of course. the voice-actors are of course actual 13 year olds! (for now.) and wow does everybody go crazy for these casettes!!! people cant get enough of them!

-when the american production of ddf books ceases, the german population is very sad: soon they will run out of ddf scripts! but not to worry. after some legal disagreements, more books finally get written! in german now of course! and by FOURTEEN different authors! the first german ddf book gets released to the public in 1993.

-the three voice-actors at this point have become a household staple. almost everyone knows their voices. the kids that grew up listening to them are now having kids on their own who are of course also listening to them. (this mostly applys to western germany for obvious reasons). so in the early 2000s the voice-actors start doing livetours of their readings

-these livetours are a huge hit: sometime between then and now, they broke the world-record for biggest audience at a live audiodrama, somewhere in berlin. for some reason two of the voice-actors (one of them married. with kids) put in a segment that involves them singing romantic karaoke and then kissing on the stage, always met with thunderous applause. this little joke of theirs keeps going and their two characters become incredibly gay, which everyone refuses to acknowledge because "its a joke" (????).

-theyve had an enormous impact on german popculture to the point where theres been ddf toasters, ddf tents, ddf shoelaces, ddf anythings. ddf pizza. i myself own a ddf mug a ddf towel and a ddf pin, because i of course also grew up listening to the audiodramas, on cassettes that i got from my parents who listened to those same cassettes when they were kids. the books are still going (currently at volume um, around 230 i believe?) and the audiodramas are also steadily coming out. theyve got these german men that are all balding and over 50 voice some peppy 17 year old californians! lifes so funny

-i realize that by telling you this timeline ive told you very very little about the actual plot, but the plot isnt that important anyways... its three guys theyre detectives thats mostly it. the adventures are basically insane (one time one of them got shot into space? another time some crime boss who was genuinely kin with moriarty and was convinced their leader their 17 year old leader was his sherlock kidnapped them to have some sherlock v moriarty showdown with him. theyre in a permanent stand-off with the CIA because theyve got some info on them that they could easily leak to the press and thats the only reason they arent in federal prison: the CIA is scared to act lest they leak their info. anyways lots of normal things!)

-also i just want to reiterate that there have been 25 seperate people writing these books and that theres now 230 books out there and theyre still releasing more and that these voice-actors have been their characters for 40 years...thats just crazy to me

[charlyritter]

Listen. We as a society don't technically NEED DDF kids. But when WILL the regular Justus, Peter and Bob ride on a Triceratops.

#it was of course a robot Triceratops #it was totally ridiculous and over the top yes I gave it 4 stars #iconic #die drei fragezeichen #ddf kids #german stuff

[daughterofhecata]

Ich weiß das ddf kids nicht canon ist aber da hat Reynolds eine Frau... bgl ich vertraue marx genug, dass er was smartes und spannendes macht aber idk... reynolds war für mich immer dieser grandpa Charakter

Dann würde es definitiv nicht viel Sinn ergeben, wenn es Reynolds wäre (obwohl ich nicht weiß wie involviert Marx in kids ist), worüber ich nicht böse bin. Früher war er für mich auch eher so grandpa Charakter, aber sagen wir mal so, seit pointwhitmark's Cotta/Reynolds fics hat sich meine Einstellung zu ihm *deutlich* gewandelt 😄

Hoffen wir mal, dass Marx da wirklich was Cooles raushaut - und eigentlich vertraue ich ihm ja auch.

#und die fics plus ein paar von manahiels whatsapp chats hat einfach auch dieses gay!reynolds bild in meinem kopf gefestigt #weshalb ich sehr dagegen bin dass er heiratet (obwohl er in den fics mit cotta ne frau hat - oder hatte #bin mir grad nicht sicher wie *die* situation eigentlich in peters gegenwart aussieht 🤔) #anyway #aber ja kids rangiert auf meiner aufstellung von sort-of-canon-but-also-not-really noch unter den computerspielen #drei fragezeichen #ask #peppsta

[isalabells]

I’m sorry but I can’t believe Babylon Berlin wasted the entirety of S1 & 2 on a tedious ‘there’s a train. something might be wrong with it. we should go look at said train. and then go look at it some more.’ plot when we couldve had astral bodies, occultism, & murder in the movie business during the silent film era ALL ALONG.

#isabel for ts #THE VIBES THE AESTHETIC #Cabinet of Dr. Caligari #also DDF Der magische Kreis & Karpatenhund (Astralkörper anyone?) & Singende Schlange #YET another contrievance for Charlotte and Gereon to smash their faces resp tongues together #and the actors?? #Sabin's role is as extra and dramatic as I'd hoped it would be #Thorsten Merten already had more screen time than in the last two seasons combined #Ronald Zehrfeld back at playing a violent creep again aka doing what he does best #(one day we're gonna have to discuss how Weissensee totally played me with the role they #assigned to him but not today) #and my favorite part of em all: THEY PUT PETER JORDAN IN THERE. I made heart eyes and chin hands. not kidding one bit #also looks like Fritzi's gonna get something to do next ep #Theresa just said the tv gods decided to smile upon me for once and I think she's right!! #actually can't believe how much I'm loving this season #then again: episode 5: Gereon is still sad. Greta is still suffering.

[sashi-ya]

Hellooo!! Congrats for your 200 followers! I was wondering if you could do Corazon x fem with prompts #11 and #17?. I hope it’s ok with you! I love your bloggg!! Thank you in advance!! 💘

Hi!! OMG, Rosinante is like my most beloved husbando of all, I love him SO SO SO much T-T. And the kinks you chose are PERFECT for him!. It has fluff at the end, so I hope u enjoy!! ♥. Thanks so much for your request! 💖 ~

NSFW 🚫 ~ Donquixote Rosinante x F! Reader ~ Rape PLAY.

Kinks:

🌶 #11: Rape play - PREVIOUS MUTUAL CONSENT 🌶 #17: Rough sex

TW: NSFW. Rape play. Forced sex. Violent actions. Using devil fruit powers. It is a PLAY, both characters have given their consent previously. Yet, 🚫If you are not comfortable with this type of kinks and situations please DNI. Thanks ♥ 🚫

AU: Spider miles, before Law and Rosi went away in order to cure Law's disease. It has SPOILERS from Dressrosa Arc.

A/N: This has been my ultimate headcanon since I met Corasan back then when Dressrosa arc was out, so, consider this like a possible little one shot from a multichap fic I might or might not be writing ;).

I know it is a sensitive topic, so, If you feel bad or so reading it, please contact me, I'm not a professional in mental health but if you need to talk I'm here for you! ♥ ~

I was asked to put down this fic, unfortunately I can't make it private because TUMBLR won't allow it to. And I'm not gonna literally eliminate it because I have been asked in the worst ways possible, and IT IS A REQUEST. Plus there is enough warnings for you not to proceed reading them. So the most I can do is putting the content FULLY hidden under the cut.

Sitting on your usual spot, you hear Doflamingo babble about plans and who knows what for tomorrow. You and the whole “Donquixote Family” are set sailing tomorrow morning, so you only wish you could go to sleep in order not to look like a zombie the next morning… but they keep talking and talking... “Lord, shut the fuck up, Doffy”, you wish you could say to the bleached “master”.

You are fighting against your closing eyelids, when a loud noise is heard from the entrance, waking you up, leaving your heart beating fast. There are two possibilities, either Baby 5, Buffalo, baby Dellinger and Law are doing kid’s (terrible) stuff or -the most probable cause - Corazón.

Next to you lies over the floor a tall blond man completely soaked in tea. He had with him a cup of tea that now rests over his head. You are amazed by how clumsy he can be every time, yet you like him way more than his annoying brother.

“Corazón, bro… again?” asks Doflamingo while the clumsy blond with clown’s make up tries to stand up. You lend a hand to help him stand, and he flashes the most beautiful smile of the whole world. You try to suppress a giggle and smile kindly back at him. He soon leaves the meeting room, probably to change his clothes as he was wet with hot tea.

The meeting is over, and you call all the children to sleep. “Come on little brats, sleep time!”, you shout but they are still doing who knows what over the coast, so you decide to go and bring them inside. Especially that little creepy brat, Law, that should take his meds before bed.

The sea breeze hits your face, and the wind plays with some strands. You shout once again because the waves don’t let the kids hear you. “Oi, come on babies! Bedtime!!”.

Baby 5 comes running holding Dellinger, and behind her Buffalo and Law, who seems a little agitated about running over the sand. “Law, are you ok?”, you ask him. “Yes”, he answers with a subtle smile and walks away with the other children. “Poor thing, my little baby…”, you think and begin to walk back behind the kids.

Whenever you are about to enter the DDF quarters, you are snatched by your arm violently. “The fuck…?”, you shout, but instantly a big hand covers your mouth and pulls you to the side of the building. You try to scream, but you can’t. You try to escape, but you can’t… A big man is pinning you against metallic walls, it is dark, and the subtle moonlight is the only source of light. And even so, it’s not enough.

A tongue travels your neck, leaving it to shine from the saliva. Teeth biting the shell of your ears. A hand holding your wrists over your back. Muffled callings from help want to escape your mouth, but that huge hand won't allow them. You try to kick the abuser, but it’s impossible, he doubles you in height and strength.

“Shut up…”, a voice in your ear whispers, while you get pushed even more against the walls. You stop whining for a second, so the stranger takes his hand off your mouth, and squeezes your breasts.

He tears your blouse off, and you start screaming once again. This time, your abuser won't use his hands to shut you up, but instead you hear “Silento” and a finger snapping sound. Suddenly the sound of the waves crushing on the shore has stopped, the wind is no longer buzzing in your ears, everything is in silence.

“Corazón?” ...

“Scream as much as you want, no one is going to hear you”, he whispers, and places a kiss over your cheek. “Stop, let me go”, you beg.

“Not until I had fun with you, babe”.

Blonde locks and a maroon cloth heart fall over and tickle your shoulders. His huge fingers squeeze your cheeks turning your head to the side, where his lips meet your pouting mouth. “Mhh…” you whine painfully as he kisses, and licks your lips, letting the side of your mouth wet and with red lipstick stains smudge all over.

“Spread your legs for me”, he says, laughing devilishly and separating your legs with his right knee. He takes your hands up above your head, still holding them by the wrists. The feeling of a big member rubbing against your ass, pressing you, almost as if the clothes were inexistent somehow lit a little spark inside of you. Yet, tears running from the corners of your eyes, says otherwise.

“This little skirt you chose to wear today helps me out, amazingly”, he says as he slides his whole hand under the short black cloth that covers your butt. “Damn, you are so wet”, he tells you while dampening his fingers with your arousal. Fingers inside you with a beckoning motion that hits exactly where you like the most.

“Stop, stop, let me go!!”, you shout once again. Corazon pulls your head back by your hair and tells you “I’ve already told you; I will let you go once I get what I want from you. Now, stay still, I want to feel that little cunt”.

You hear his zipper go down, and you know exactly what that means. “NO, NO!” you shout once again. “Stay still”, he tells you once again, hitting your cheek against the wall, brutally.

The tip of his hard wet dick rubs over your entrance, menacing, threatening with an inevitable penetration. “Don’t….”, you try to beg him to stop once again, but it’s just too late. His length, -pretty big for you- stretches your walls as violently pounds into you. An aching moan leaves your mouth, and your hips unwillingly press themself onto Rosinante’s dick.

He fucks you mercilessly, hard, pounding aggressively and roughly into you. Your sex dripping wet, aroused, over the clouds. For some instants you tend to forget about this being forced onto you, and you simply let your body enjoy every little sensation of his hard member into you. Corazón bites your shoulder as he keeps fucking you, more and more, leaving you lipsticks stains even over your skin.

Suddenly he pulls off, you whine as your walls relax. But this is not over, because he turns you around and places a vicious lustful kiss. still holding you by your wrists. “Hold on”, he tells you, and takes off his gigantic feather coat, tossing it into the sand.

You are a mess, but you want more. Your legs tremble, you are sweating, your hair everywhere. “Come here”, he tells you and grabbing you by your waist pushes you to the ground over the coat.

You lie there, and even if you have the chance to escape, you just wait for his next move. Rosinante takes off his white jeans, almost tripping on himself. You giggle at the image, so he looks at you with a deep brownish piercing gaze, and you simply shut up. The blue makeup under his right eye is fully smudged like his red lipstick, the maroon hat has fallen aside on the sand, and his abundant blond hair is completely dishevelled. “What a man”, you think to yourself.

He quickly pounces over you, tripping one more time. He crushes your whole body, but you don’t mind, you love to feel his warm body against yours… Corazon puts his two strong -marine- arms on each side of your head and penetrates you again. This time you are able to enjoy his facial expressions bathed by the moonshine of the beach. You love that expression he makes when he penetrates you, so, even the pleasure forces you to close your eyes, you won’t do it. You are turned on so much more over his moaning face, you wouldn’t ever lose the chance to enjoy it.

While he keeps fucking you, you unbutton his heart patterned shirt to reveal that lean chest, and once you help him to take it off, you cross your legs behind his back. Your body pressed, and the undeniable arrival of climax hits both of you. You moan in his ear, while his hand rests over your head, grabbing your hair.

Soon, both of you let go into ecstasy, cumming hard. You get filled by his pulsating member, enjoying the sweet feeling of the warm product of his orgasm.

“I love you, babe. Did I hurt you? Was it good? Do you like it?”, he asks, worried. Your husband who does everything for you, has listened to that little fantasy you once told him to try, and he tried hard to accomplish it for you. “I loved it babe, gosh, you did it so well. I told you we could use your devil fruit for more fun stuff…”, you tell him, biting your lip.

Both of you rest for a few minutes over the blue feather coat, until you remember little Law should take his meds. “Babe, Law…”, you tell him, brushing your hand over his chest. “Oh God, yes”, he says, and you quickly start dressing up.

Even though the “Family” knows you two are a married couple, they don’t really know your true identities. Law knows about it, though, and you two are like his parents. Soon the three of you would run away from there, but since then you should act normal…

Corazon and you head to Law’s room, and find a little note over his desk in between several medicine books… “I’ve taken my meds already, gone to sleep. Love u Y/N, love u Cora-san” ...

Cora-san and you kiss the little brat and tuck him into bed so he could be all snuggled up, leave the room and head to yours. “Thanks for this family, babe”, Rosinante whispers into your ear while hugging you in bed.

“Thanks to you, my beloved husband” ... ♥ ~

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[boligona]

warum sehen meine skizzen für ddf kids clips traumatischer aus als für die original hörspiele 💀

#die drei fragezeichen #peter shaw #justus jonas #folge: der singende geist

[lets-share-neen]

Guys... it's time for this clownery again. We get another DDF movie and I don't know how to feel about this... (Don't get me wrong, I don't want to bash this before they even start shooting, but this sounds more like a DDF Kids movie for children much like the Fünf Freunde, TKKG or !!! movies they did in the last couple years. I would love to rather get a tv show with older actors and more cases...)

#Die drei ??? #Die drei Fragezeichen #I am in the minority that LOVED the old movies cause I grew up with them #I always wanted them to make a third #But this sounds once again like a bad idea #They want new actors but this time German and between 12 and 14 years old... WHY #Well... let's see what they will do

[iamdone4]

oh holy shit tagging game again this is a lot i dont think my brain is capable but lets start this tumblr lawine kollege @rockyybeach

1. Lieblingsdetektiv:

Justus Jonas LMAOO i really don't think it's that much of a suprise when going through the ddf side of my blog, i would marry him and thats final, stupid genius asshole egotistical bastard-

2. Lieblingscharakter außerhalb den drein:

Uhhh, cliche, but skinny obvi. other than him def cotta!!! he is my mood personified and i love him for that 🥴🥴

3. Bester Bösewicht:

SKINNY BWAGAGAGGAAHAGAGA uhm. I just think he's neat. :) I just love characters that are supposed to be horrible but end up having a soft good to them and i just love his interactions with the bois(tm) BUT Clarissa Franklin is a close second. She is just horrible, manipulative and violent and i hate that. ^^

4. Lieblingsfolge:

ohhhhhh gottt.... mhhmm ....... das leere grab??? Ugh I can't really answer this question since when it comes to ddf its really easy to please me so uhh

5. Schlechteste Folge:

same as above, i love bad eps as well because i love shitting on them while having a good laugh. but if there is something that i cant have fun with, its obvi a boring ep, but i cant think of one rn,skrr

6. Folge, die einem als Kind zu gruselig war:

I may look like a baby but i got into ddf only a year ago or so but i remember watching the movie as a kid and shitting my pants at the scene where the bois are trapped in that egyptian tomb or whatever, gave me anxiety like damn

7. Wenn man eine Sache ändern könnte...:

Uh, delete todesflug? *wheeze*

8. Guilty Pleasure Folge:

same answer as number 4 and 5 tbh *whispers* anything with skinny

9. Bestes Special:

Hm. Since I pretty much began my ddf obsession with Feuriges Auge, I'll go with that one!

10. Unterschätzte Folge:

Der dreiäugige Totenkopf???? idk i just think its a fun ep that deserves more talkin

11. Überschätzte Folge:

I dont Think there is one?? ddf fans have good taste so 🧍‍♀️

12. Beste Folge zum einschlafen:

i can not for the life of me fall asleep to one of these, I hate the thought of me trying to remember where i possibly left of and uh no thats too much work for my lazy ass

13. Charakter, auf dem man verzichten kann:

brenda,,, I SAID WHAT I SAID

14. Schlechteste Szene/Storyline:

uh anything racist

15. Beste Szene/Storyline:

since i am a b for angst, i've always enjoyed the scene of skinny in der finstere Rivale almost getting his head blown off and that goes for justus in front of him as well. i remember being really suprised at how dark the episode suddenly became and just,!?!!,!! i love it

ANYWAY. Thanks for tagging me @rockyybeach , that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!!! 🥺 I tag: @moonyinatrenchcoat @cloudy-raudi @lets-share-neen @the-three-last-brain-cells @charliethe2nd

#die drei fragezeichen #yehaw bacc in the fandom and yes

[charlyritter]

OMG @ the plot of this DDF Kids book... I have to read it

#the Titelbild alone.... I'm laughing #I don't often read DDF Kids but if they have plots like this?? I'm ready #die drei fragezeichen #this is not a face