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unhingedthirst · 2 months
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“It’s my thigh or nothing, I’m not helping you get off.” For Cyrus × Fem!Reader
I was promised a kidney for this but honestly the fact that you love and support my work will always be more than enough!
Edit- I wrote this right when it was requested but intended to finish it at some point- I didn’t so have this first part of an unfinished fic :3
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Living in Sunnyvale and having a situationship with Cyrus came with its own set of difficulties. You didn’t know exactly what you guys were but you know that living next to his sworn enemy was the catalyst for a lot of rough angry sex. Not that you were complaining. Julian, bubbles and Ricky pestered you often about your involvement with Cyrus. You were all sitting around in Julian’s trailer smoking dope laughing about something dumb Ricky said. You all sat in a comfortable silence for a few moments and than Ricky turned to you “why are you dating that fucking dick Cyrus anyway?” It seemingly came out of nowhere but you looked around your friends and they just waited for your response with eager eyes. You sighed “one we aren’t dating..we just hang out.” You say sheepishly and Julian scoffs at you “I can’t believe you bang that creep” you roll your eyes at the man; their disgust used to bother you a lot more but now it was just par for the course. “You guys are just mad that you aren’t banging me” you say confidently and the men collectively groan. You didn’t even know if that statement was true but by how jealous they all acted it be seemed like the logical answer. Bubbles finally spoke after awhile of just listening “you’re a pretty lady and all” he sqawks out and you smile softly with pride “but we care about you. He’s not a good guy!” Bubbles explains and you pat his knee lovingly. A deep blush forms on his cheeks and than Julian speaks again “he can’t even protect you he’s a fucking pussy” Ricky nods. You huff a frustrated breathe and than quickly duck and cover when Ricky pulls out his gun and starts waving it around “he can’t even shoot anything! He’s a dumb idiot coward! He can’t protect you from shit!” Ricky yelled and you got up to leave as Julian and bubbles start scolding him. You yell a goodbye and leave the rest of your dope as a sign of good faith. What they didn’t understand is how sweet Cyrus is with you; fingers in your hair and lips pressed to your neck. Every time you saw him he’d pull you into his lap and say “tell me about your day baby.” It felt so intimate. There was definitely feelings involved on both sides but you weren’t about to be the dumb girl that tries to tie a guy like Cyrus down. He was also so amazing in bed; when you guys were alone and he starts touching you, you lose all brain function. you found your way once again in Cyrus’s car; you’d called him the second you left Julian’s trailer. He was quick to pick you up; eager to get laid probably. As he pulls in front of your trailer the boys are sitting around the shit mobile now drinking. You close your eyes and take a deep breathe bracing for the annoyance you are about to endure. Cyrus makes eye contact with Ricky as he goes in and kisses you hello. Before you could commend Ricky for keeping his cool Cyrus yells out “Fuck off Ricky. I’ve got work to do” and points to you. You shove him with your elbow as you bury your face in your hands. Ricky loses it throwing a beer bottle and screaming at your non boyfriend’s red corvette as he speeds out. Cyrus has always been a tough nut to crack, if felt like he was constantly on a losing streak but with you it felt like he was winning. It started out as just fucking someone hot that he was pretty sure Julian and Ricky were interested in but now it turned into another person accepting him as he was even if it meant you being okay with him keeping you at arms length. You hadn’t discovered how much of a loser he was yet and he was eager to keep it that way.
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dailycyrustpb · 4 months
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Uhh from season 8 and I think it's the last episodehhh
Feb, 3rd - 2024
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5u9ar · 1 year
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Why do I feel like cyrus wears extremely good cologne? Like this man smells so good, honestly, it might be the only good thing about him(I'm joking, his dick is pretty nice too)
I bet his colonge is something smokey with leather notes and spice, and naturally a slight gasoline scent from being in the corvette all the time.
Personally I think he'd smell so hot
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heyodaddio · 2 years
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I've such angsty headcanons for Cyrus but I'm kinda embarrassed😅
If anyone is open to share some tpb headcanon lemme know.
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tpb-i-love-mr-lahey · 2 years
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istg some people have a cyrus complex
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gravecats · 10 months
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Fuck it. Trailer Park Boys as tweets/text posts part one of ???
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ande-bam · 1 year
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An old Trailer Park Boys study i never finished
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scarecrussy · 11 months
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ivebeendaydreaming · 2 years
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rum053rum · 1 year
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doodle / heart and thumbs up meme
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dailycyrustpb · 4 months
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Cyrus doing some golfing and also, holding a check. Can't remember exactly where this photo is from but I believe it's from bernard robichauds Facebook !
Feb, 1rst - 2024
Thursday
(11/366)
[Missed days: 5 days. 5/5]
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5u9ar · 10 months
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I really wanna write some nsfw stuff for Trailer Park Boys so if you want, send me some requests
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kenneier · 5 months
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“Commander gave me that when I was in the UNSC Marine Corps. Seen a lot of action. .50 Magnum, safety always off. Told me he was proud of me once. Fucking prick.”
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soupy-sez · 1 year
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Trailer Park Boys, S05E10
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heyodaddio · 1 year
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Cyrus whimpers and begs, no I will not elaborate.
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