#cyr talks

[bugstung]

He's genderfluid, he's a transman, he's transfem, he's actually cis and gnc, he's a transwoman but look the exact same as in canon, he's transmasc and wears feminine clothes, he's nonbinary

#Sorry im thinking about tsukasa again #cyr talks

[knightl1ng]

I don't think its unrealistic or bad that Mike and Will get together / kiss in ep7. There is a lot to resolve between them AND there is an apocalypse going on (and other plots to focus on).

It leaves space for romantic tension, more interruption trope, perhaps even an almost kiss that get interrupted. And this would be perfect

#st #byler #cyr talks

[zedif-y]

HEY GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

(finally watched all of joel's limlife pov)

#ryan's screaming #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #limited life #limited life spoilers #limlife #limited life smp #limlife smp #limlife spoilers #I WANT TO FUCKSDIGLHEWOIUGJWEJKGSHDLG #I WANT TO FUCKFIGNFGNG CRY #IM GOIGNG TO CYR. BADLY #VIOELNTLY EVEN #NOBODY TALK TO ME!@? #BUT ALSO #TALK TO ME #STOPSDGKJWHEKJGTHAKJHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hel-phoenyx]

Having blorbo thoughts again

Ironic to be the middle child with the worst mommy issues and at the same time the one that is the most like your mother

Do you hate her, do you hate what you see of her in you, or what you see of you in her ?

#hel is talking #la peste moderne #lpm #hel ocs #don't think Emerens has the answer to that question but I find deliciously ironic that on many many points he is Adelheid's spitting image. #he hates her with a passion #both Elvira and Mareva mostly have daddy issues because their mother's abuse was more subtle #so he is the only one who sees her as she is #but it is because of Saint-Cyr's tragedy or because he knows her manipulation tactics for a fact #because he uses them ?

[theashpit]

I don’t think anyone grasps how BIG Cyr and Lance are as monster forms cause like i want u to imagine like Godzilla right. Bitch is 120 meters which is like…390ish ft

Cyr is 400 meters, THIS MAN. IS 1,300FT.

Lance is 350 meters, that is 1,100FT

They ECLIPSE MOST THInGS.

They’re INSANELY BIG. Which is why most people do NOT fuck with em. And the only reason Lance feels confident in being so horrid to Cyr is cause he’s dangerously quick witted and has the size match to boot.

So HEH LIL LORE DUMP.

#embers crackling #Oc talk #Cyr Graves #Lance Altom

[underscore-jude]

Twitter is attacking mark ahdjjahdhjsrjjajejd lemme fall on the floor and curl up into a ball i fucking hate Twitter

#FOR BEING A PORTWELL??? SHUT THE FUCK UP #mark st. cyr #hsmtmts #jude is talking

[hollow-prey]

I cannot decide which name I want to use on here and I keep going back and forth on just going by my s/i's name (Cyr) or using a nickname I got years ago from some old tumblr friends that I don't talk to anymore (Ellie). It's not even a matter of trying to decide on a name for Gender Reasons, I'm just not comfortable using my real name but can't quite decide on what I'd want people to use instead

#honestly I'll probably go back to just using Ellie #it'll make it less confusing when I'm talking about Cyr the s/i vs. Cyr meaning myself #plus I'm already familiar with using Ellie as my name on here so like. if it ain't broke don't fix it i guess #ellie rambles

[leszackardises]

La vraie nature: Les invités du 2 avril 2023

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#émission de télévision #chalet #culture #entrevues #Guillaume Cyr #invités la vraie nature #Jessica Barker #les zackardises #Les Zacktualités #Marie Denise Pelletier #talk-show #TVA #zachary barde

[cadmusfly]

Tag Yourself: Unabridged Shitty Drawing Marshal of the Empire Edition

Yes All 26 Of Them + Bonus 2

drawn and compiled by yours truly, initial and probably inaccurate research assisted by Chet Jean-Paul Tee, additional research from Napoleon and his Marshals by A G MacDonnell, Swords Around A Throne by John R Elting and a bunch of other books and Wikipedia pages

captions under images

mike (Michel Ney)

- full of every emotion

- always has ur back

joe (Joachim Murat)

- it's called fashion sweetheart

- will not stop flirting

lens (Jean Lannes)

- bestie who will call u out on ur shit

- does not like their photo taken

bessie (Jean-Baptiste Bessieres)

- actually nice under the ice

- was born in the wrong generation

dave (Louis-Nicolas Davout)

- overachiever

- 20 year old boomer

salt (Jean-de-Dieu Soult)

- people think ur up to no good

- doesn’t cope with sudden changes 2 plans

andrew (Andre Massena)

- actually up to no good

- sleepy until special interest is activated

bertie (Louis-Alexandre Berthier)

- carries the group project

- voted most likely to make a stalker shrine

auggie (Pierre Augereau)

- shady past full of batshit stories

- will not stop swearing in the christian minecraft server

lefrank (François Joseph Lefebvre)

- dad friend

- in my day we walked to school uphill both ways

big mac (Étienne Macdonald)

- brutally honest

- won't let you borrow their charger even if they have 100%

gill (Guillaume Brune)

- love-hate relationship with group chats

- pretends not to care, checks social media every 2 minutes

ouchie (Nicholas Oudinot)

- needs to buy bandages in bulk

- a little aggro

pony (Józef Antoni Poniatowski)

- can't swim

- tries 2 hard to fit in, everyone secretly loves them anyway

grumpy (Emmanuel de Grouchy)

- can't find them when u need them

- complains about the music, never suggests alternatives

bernie (Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte)

- always talks about their other friendship group

- most successful, nobody knows how

monty (Auguste de Marmont)

- does not save u a seat

- causes drama and then lurks in the background

monch (Bon-Adrien Jeannot de Moncey)

- last to leave the party

- dependable

morty (Édouard Mortier)

- everyone looks up 2 them literally and figuratively

- golden retriever friend

jordan (Jean-Baptiste Jourdan)

- volunteers other people for things

- has 20+ alarms but still oversleeps

kelly (François Christophe de Kellermann)

- old as balls but still got it

- waiting in the wings

gov (Laurent de Gouvion Saint-Cyr)

- infuriatingly modest about their art skills

- thinks too much before they speak

perry (Catherine-Dominique de Pérignon)

- low-key rich, only buys things on sale

- “let’s order pizza” solution to everything

sachet (Louis-Gabriel Suchet)

- dependable friend who always brings snacks

- lowkey keeps the group together

cereal (Jean-Mathieu-Philibert Sérurier)

- unnervingly methodical and precise about fun

- will delete your social media after u die

vic (Claude Victor-Perrin)

- loves spicy food but can’t handle it

- says they're fine, not actually fine

Bonus!

june (Jean Andoche Junot)

- chaotic disaster bisexual

- will kill a man 4 their bestie

the rock (Géraud Duroc)

- keeps a tidy house

- mom friend with snacks

#napoleon’s marshals #napoleonic era #napoleonic shitposting #napoleonic wars #history shitposting #cadmus draws #I thought it would be funny if it was hand drawn #i had to draw these over a few weeks or else my RSI ridden fingers would explode #I will reblog this a few times because this is so stupid and I’m proud of this #yes chatgpt helped because I’m not actually familiar with most of the 26 #ended up editing a lot of it but some entries are less based on history and more based on vibes #and as we know vibes are extremely accurate

[bitter69uk]

“I went to Lili St Cyr’s to buy my bras and she would help me strap ‘em on and she’d bend in and put “the girls” in. And she’d bend all the way down because she told me that’s the way to get your cleavage and she showed me how to wear a bra. She was really nice and one time she zipped me in and she kind of put her knee between the backs of my legs to make sure she could really pull that zipper up and I thought, “My God she’s strong!” But she had a limp on her, and her skin was yellow because she was a big smoker – a chain-smoker. I said, “Are you Lili?” She goes, “No. No, I’m not. We never see her.” But it was her. She didn’t want people to know. And there were other times when she would give people autographs. Who knows? It was whatever day it was for her, you know. I kept going there, but I never wanted to expose her or be rude to her. So, I respected her wishes – not being Lili. I used to see other women working there with her and they all looked like old strippers. They all had lots of make-up and wigs and they talked dirty. They were in their eighties, and they all had sailor mouths. And I thought, oh my God – that’s going to be me some day!”

Shortly before her death aged 74 in 2022, bodacious sexploitation icon Kitten Natividad gave her final interview to Ashley West of The Rialto Report (the essential website / podcast devoted to documenting the golden age of porn).  When asked what other exotic dancers she admired, Natividad cited Lili St Cyr (1918 – 1999). “Oh God! I could never be her but wow it would be so nice!” Natividad clarified that she never saw St Cyr perform but did used to purchase her bras from St Cyr’s Los Angeles lingerie emporium The Undie World of Lili St. Cyr. (Another customer: Cassandra Peterson aka Elvira, Mistress of the Dark).

#lili st cyr #kitten natividad #the rialto report #the undie world of lili st cyr #burlesque #vintage smut #vintage sleaze #lobotomy room

[bugstung]

I cannot express how much this street art I saw in Athens changed me as a person

#cyr talks #art

[knightl1ng]

Byler would be the type to ship their dnd characters and completely ignore the implications

Their dnd characters are literally self insert yet they will refuse to think about it too much

#byler #mike wheeler #will byers #cyr talks #st

[apurpledust]

the marshalate :falling in love: alignment meme

made by percival.lorraine ! (who accidentally deleted her tumblr 😭) they gave me permission to post this here since it'll be fun to share *u* from L to R ->

Lawful Good: Davout - The Model Husband Neutral Good: Lannes - I just don't like getting along with women, I'm not a bad man ((on a unrelated note Lannes' Chinese character name is quite fitting for him: La 拉 = to destroy; to break; to snap Na (the "es" has no character) 纳 = to receive; to accept; to pay (taxes etc) Chaotic Good: Berthier - I know you have a husband, nevertheless I still love you and I am willing to spend a lot of francs on you

Lawful Neutral: Soult - I'm talking to other women, what's wrong with that True Neutral: Saint-Cyr - I love my wife, what are you doing? Chaotic Neutral: Napoleon - sometimes will say outrageous remarks, but is correct (2nd line) Is really responsible

Lawful Evil: Bessieres - Dear, I absolutely have no mistress, he absolutely did not give his mistress a big house, I "love" you" Neutral Evil : Massena - You think I "love" you? Chaotic Evil: Murat - Which one should I "love" today?

note: sorry if there's any mistranslations and also thank you @patheticnapoleonicfanggirl0521 (tina) for helping me with some phrases!! 🫶

#napoleon #napoleon's marshals #napoleonic shitpost #jean lannes #joachim murat #andre massena #jean de dieu soult #im not tagging evryone sorry #meme

[harrisonarchive]

In Florida, November 1970. Photos via Meet The Beatles For Real.

“We were really determined to find him. From various sources, we had learned that George Harrison was somewhere in the Deerfield area. We cordoned off a five-block area and patiently began our search. Claudette Cyr, Beatle fan Club president for Florida, went over to the area to investigate personally while I was on the phone. She got several leads, many bad answers and enough suspicion for us to know the rumor was true. We drove to the place later at night and went about looking at all the places she had selected as likely spots. No luck in any of them. Disappointed, we decided on one more sweep by the beach. Standing on the beach we saw four long-haired figures and I figured they must have been looking for Harrison too. We asked them and got negative responses and strangely, no interest. Once in the car, I told Claudette I thought one of those people was indeed George. She thought I was crazy. Back we went and this time we saw them walking through a parking lot. I aimed the car lights on them. George and Patti[e] Harrison and two aides. I jumped out of the car and told him, ‘George Harrison, nice thing to do. We have been searching for you for almost two days and you are dodge us.’ He smiled and our conversation began. We asked him about the breakup of the Beatles and about Paul McCartney’s departure. He replied in a non-committal sort of way. He compared the Beatles after so many years to four guys in jail, trapped in an image and trying to break out. The new album was also a topic. He expects it to be released within the next few days. Included in the album are 25 songs.[…] About the fans (us included) he was grateful but worried the place where he was staying might be discovered. ‘I am not famous anymore. I am not Beatle George anymore. If I wanted to hear screaming I would play Shea Stadium. But I don’t. I am George Harrison, a musician. That’s all.’ George was in Florida to rest and relax. He plans to come back. His wife, Patti[e], was with him. She remained silent all throughout our conversation. She wore no makeup at all. Patti[e] used to be a top model before marrying Harrison, and her face has a way of lighting up when George says something. She smiles a lot. I have talked to pop people before in my position as entertainment editor for The Phoenix Broward Community College’s newspaper. Harrison’s honesty struck me as being out of this world. Here we were, intruding in his private life, and he took the time to talk to us, sign his autograph, and make some memories we will never forget.” - "BCC Editor 'Traps' A Beatle - George Harrison Stops To Chat," by Ruben Betancourt, Fort Lauderdale News, November 21, 1970

“[George] told [Adria, Tom Petty’s daughter] something that he had never mentioned to me, which is that he had a cousin from Florida who reminded him of me. Before George was really settled at Friar Park, he and this Florida cousin would sleep in every room in this, well, this castle, trying to figure out which one had the best vibe and ought to be the bedroom.” - Tom Petty, Runnin’ Down A Dream (2007) (x)

More about these photos, via the comments section of the Meet The Beatles For Real post:

"A friend of the family pulled up in a station wagon with the mountain lion that day. I was living at the apt. complex owned by George'd uncle (Gregg Apts.). We all had a fun picnic that day." - anonymous [x]

#George Harrison #Pattie Boyd #quote #quotes about George #quotes by George #George and Pattie #All Things Must Pass #The Beatles #George and fame #fan recollections #fan recollections: 1970s #Tom Petty #et al. #The Traveling Wilburys #George and Tom Petty #fits queue like a glove

[amaranthsynthesis]

So….does Ballard know math? (Or does he think he won’t die?) Because BG alone has like 125k people in it. It’s not even the biggest city on the Sword Coast (and has been keeping up that pop despite a lot of Bhaalspawn). Going out further, there’s about 68 million peeps to murder in Faerun. A standard drow can live up to 750 years, chosen certainly can live longer than that. It seems like the Urge taking over takes a decent bit of time, so it doesn't seem Daddy dearest is mathing it out hard either. (Also, the Illithid side quest seems a new of tactics.) Now sure, some other people will help out with the murdering. But….I have questions about what assumptions and internal narrative Ballard had prior to being tadpoled about his lifespan.

The jokey non-answer is no, Ballard can't count, he told Gortash already!

The second and objectively true answer to this question is that's the stupid lore, which I don't love but must needs work with. I don't have much background knowledge of the previous games or the forgotten realm setting (or even 5E if we are honest) so I don't know if that's also Bhaal's goal elsewhere, or if he has more nuance instead of dumb evil, but. yeah.

The third answer, where character lore has to work around and fill in the gaps of the source material, is that faith necessitates a certain amount of cognitive dissonance.

I attended thirteen years of Catholic school, with mandatory religion classes every year, very few of which were concerned at all with other world religions--I do not believe, and have not since the third grade, but that's a point for another time. One of the topics we would revisit every few years that I found fascinating was the idea of the sacred mysteries, which are events or acts that we cannot explain and will never understand, but we must accept as true without seeking to apply logic. That is what faith is, fundamentally; believing in something that has, physically, limited to no evidence to support it.

Religion in the forgotten realms is clearly a very different beast, as there is no way to deny the gods are real, their acts are real, magic is real, etc. They're right there! And they won't leave our shit alone!! Ballard knows he is the son of Bhaal because Bhaal is real and talks to him; he knows how he was made, he knows his purpose, he knows the punishments and rewards that are offered to him. But you're right, you are absolutely right in that Bhaal's vision of the end of the world is fundamentally impossible. It's a numbers game and he is boned before it even begins. He has set Ballard an impossible task--there is no way to complete it, and no outcome but failure.

That's..... not information Ballard can have and remain sane and stable. Perhaps other Bhaalspawn could accept the inherent futility, but it would shatter him and his core of duty and purpose. Him ignoring it isn't conscious, it isn't 'Hm. Well, let's put that back in the vault and never think about it again!', it's a very real survival mechanism his body is invoking to keep him safe. He can build the temple up, he can restore it to it's former glory and drive the influence of Cyr from it's halls, he can swell the ranks of the faithful, he can obediently complete his own mandated murders and whatever show of faith necessary for the Ecclesiastic calendar and regular worship. Those are the things he can control, those are numbers he can change.

So that's as far as his mind will go.

Ballard has never had a vision of the future further than a few years, enough time to complete this plan, to finish this stage of temple refurbishment, this recruitment effort. He will live as long as his father wills it, doing his will, for as long as there is. Beyond that it is darkness--trying to probe that darkness, envisioning a future future with Gortash, after the Crown plan, is what lands him in the Illithid Colony having a full crisis of faith and vulnerable to Orin's attack and the tadpole itself. A Ballard who can dream about the future is very fundamentally not a Ballard who can remain faithful to Bhaal, and the two are tearing him apart.

I've got some fic and art percolating that delves into that crisis and the what-if future, and all I can say is........ sorry in advance. About that.

#ask meme #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #the dark urge #durge #ballard #me holding what was intended to be a quick little sketch based on a klimt and laughing very nervously

[bow-and-talon]

🪄This message turns you into a talking owl🦉as soon as you answer it 🪄

((The species is up to you, go nuts))

Saint-Cyr glances at the curious letter that has arrived for him, intending to discard it. Instead his perspective shifts wildly and the paper flutters from his hand ... wing.

Everything is suddenly much bigger.

He looks down at himself -- wait, is his head supposed to turn like that? Oh no, this is not good at all.

Big yellow saucer eyes stare back at him unblinkingly from the mirror's reflection. He's tiny. He's cute. He's a fucking saw-whet owl.

His beak opens and closes in incredulity and, impulsively, the still-human words slip out.

"This is ridiculous. I am ridiculous."

#event: the owl's an owl