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crocodilesocks · 5 years

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Okay, so even though literally no one is going to see this, I’m gonna post this here. This fic is what happens when you are starved for Secret Identity fics, are obsessed with Kakashi, and watch an unhealthy amount of Crime Dramas.

(Edit: decided to put it under the cut)

Konoha Police Station: The Hound's Taskforce

Namikaze Minato, the youngest detective in Konoha, is haled around the station for his intelligence, cool-headedness, and for having a heart as big as his love for ramen.

Never let it be said that he isn't a patient man, but everyone has their limits.

"Get your shit together and find this asshole, NOW! He finally made a mistake in the three years we've been after him and I will maim ALL OF YOU if we miss this chance!" Minato slammed his hand on the desk as if physically expressing his aggression would make the computers work any faster.

"Yes sir, Minato-san!" Multiple voices echoed through the small computer room designated for that man's taskforce.

- Loading encrypted data...

(7% complete...)

(86% complete...)

(100% complete...)

- Locating IP address...

(10% complete...)

(27% complete...)

(50% complete...)

(89% complete...)

"Almost there... You're in our sights, Hound!" Minato laughed out loud like a maniac. He was about to catch the infamous hacker, Hound. His blood-shot eyes focused intently on the screen, he looked like he hasn't slept well in days. Considering the fact that the poor blonde has been after "Hound" for years without any success, no one in the room thinks poorly of him for it.

(98% complete...)

(100% complete...)

"HA, We got him! Now let's see who Hound really is..." The investigator's eye twitched frantically from anticipation- or from a lack of sleep.

- Access Granted (64231.8791.646286-2426)

- FileName = eddknda

No other information available.

Minato sighed and glared at the screen. "Okay... that's fine, I wasn't expecting you to be easy to catch anyways, Hound... Someone duplicate this file onto a flash drive, don't let Hound delete it! Shikaku-san, can you run this IP Address and see where it's coming from?"

The lazy-faced man turns to face Minato "Already did. It's not a valid IP address."

"Well find out what it is then! Has someone saved a back-up of the file?"

"Yes, Namikaze-san." A nameless detective in Minato's branch handed him a USB flash drive.

Without a word of acknowledgment, Minato took the USB drive. "Now that we have a solid back-up, Hiashi, inspect that text document."

Hiashi takes a look at the text document's properties and as requested. "The document seems to have been created on the 12th of February at 5:53 AM from one of our computers, but was modified yesterday at 5:53 PM from... the same invalid IP address."

"Okay then, that's to be expected of Hound..."

Shikaku glanced at Hiashi's monitor. "The size of the file is too small to actually be containing any malware and looks like it contains only a few characters. It should be safe to open." Minato nodded his head in agreement. "Hiashi, open the file."

As soon as the pale-eyed man opened the file, all that was in it was a string of random characters.

7072+43F(0R)1+D1(D1)

Suddenly, the screen blipped.

The monitor that displayed the open text file suddenly changed into an outdated, blue error screen as all of the computers at the station get completely wiped.

"No." Minato denied. "No no no!" He slammed his hand into the sides of the CPU box.

The large monitor flickered from the blue error screen to a poorly drawn dog (that couldn't have possibly been made in anything other than Microsoft paint), accompanied by looped barking-dog audio that wouldn't be stopping anytime soon.

'Ha, never gets old.' The youngest Hatake closed his laptop and proceeded to collect his things before boarding an over-crowded train to school.

He squeezed in and supported himself with the provided handle dangling from the ceiling in one hand while securing his messenger bag in his other. 'I can practically hear their cries of frustration from here...' Kakashi smirked underneath his medical mask and cackled to himself quietly, earning a couple of strange looks from the fellow passengers around him.

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A/N- I am terrible at writing, but I just needed to make something like this or I would go crazy...

I would appreciate a review on this chapter to see if I'm doing "OK" with my grammar ( No beta cuz I have no friends ) and 'Hacking terminology'. (FYI, I am NOT a computer person. I literally spent like 5 hours googling some maybe sketchy things about hacking and used some TV shows I like as a ref. )

Also, to whoever wants to figure out the codes I used in this, Good luck. There are three in this chapter ;3 (All of the hints you might need are in this chapter, too)

#kakashi #hatake kakashi #fanfiction #writing #chapter 1 #Hacker AU #High school AU #Naruto #Why am i doing this to myself ugh #im just gonna want to write more but like #ugh writing #oh well #yeah k too tired to tag things properly i think

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chainmailpurse · 3 years

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hiya

Sunday was a wonderful day I did laundry at dads and he gave me a bottle of sweet orange essential oil to use as perfume which is very sweet . ( he also went on an anti vax spiel again . I can respect his opinion and listen but its a little painful knowing im fully vaccinated as he's telling me these things .. but for now I don't mind listening to what he feels he has to share with me even if I don't really fully agree with it ? its definitely not the time to tell him yet lool anyways )

I saw mikayla afterwards and omg I just love her so much im so thankful 4 a solid homie like that .... im lucky. she came over to my mums when I was back home around 3 ish ,and we hadn't seen each other in weeks so we had so much to talk about . immediately we have the most amazing cathartic conversations and do a deep dive and she showed me her music , like a few songs written n recorded by her they were wonderful me and mikayla will be in a really hot sexy girl band one day and we will tour the world. yeah . she generously ordered us all these sexy dinner salads they fucking slapped bro . later on I ordered her a ticket for a concert that I bought a ticket for months ago it was supposed to be this month but got postponed to may 12 next year. . anyways I can't wait 2 go with her . Monday I got my period & it was a day off so I watched 90s movies and did a load of laundry I had at mums . then got cute 4 picking up my book and groceries . we had bbq chicken and gluten free dairy free frozen pizza 4 dinner so gourmet u know ? fell asleep after eating n vampire tv n my November vogue .

woke up at six cuz I leaked onto my white sheets in the night lolz , wasn't mad about it tho I got up and scrubbed my undies n sheets and put fresh ones on my bed. then I made my bed and decided 2 smoke a wood since ill be gone with my dad most the day and im spending another night there for my birthday tmr . I think today im gonna get the doc marten quad platform or the doc marten collier bex lace to toe leather platforms . the collier bex ones are cooler in my eyes so im gonna get those honestly . they will have my size at the doc marten store cuz the universe has got my back !

anyways being in my cocoon of a room and rolling my lil blunt and putting a fur coat on to smoke it as the sky gets light outside .... so beautiful . so peaceful and quiet and sleepy and chilly .

also want to get some perfume like I love scents and I use perfumes ( mostly natural rose scents and oils ) but id love a fancy eau de toilette or something u know .. like I want Chanel juice to spray on me b4 I leave the house u know ?

I ordered these bongo low rise buckle jeans on depop yesterday so cunt can't wait . today will be a wonderful day !!!

ever since I realized again a few weeks ago that the subconscious / unconscious mind is pretty much a computer that u can program ive been doing things everyday to program things I want into my brain and life . . . . . it feels like its actually working now that ive been consistent for weeks and its amazing . wow

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lanhikari22 · 7 years

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Was tagged by: @taion-malum (Thanks!)

Rules: Answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

THE LAST 1. Drink: I'd say water. But let's keep it interesting: Milk and an X-ray scan. 2. Phone call: dunno. someone called the wrong number and i was like "who??" and they hanged up :( 3. Text message: @eatingfireflies 4. Song you listened to: the Owari no Seraph OST 5. Time you cried: I don't remember 6. Dated someone twice: never been on a date 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: never ahahah 8. Been cheated on: nope nope 9. Lost someone special: umm, none i guess? 10. Been depressed: nope 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: noope

3 FAVORITE COLOURS 12. Lighter shades of blue 13. Green 14. Slightly light shades of purple maybe?

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. Made new friends: yeah!! 16. Fallen out of love: na uh 17. Laughed until you cried: ahahah nope 18. Found out someone was talking about you: not really 19. Met someone who changed you: dunno 20. Found out who your friends are: isn't that a constant process :P 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: no lolz

GENERAL 22. How many Facebook friends do you know in real life: I barely use facebook, but i still can't say a majority ahahah 23. Do you have any pets: nope never had 24. Do you want to change your name: no it's fine 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Homework! 26. What time did you wake up: 7 pm lmao 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: doing my physics 3 final lab quiz! 28. Name something you can’t wait for: Getting out of this apartment!! 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: a year and 2 months ago 31. What are you listening to right now: Owari no Seraph OST pffft 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: ummmm I think so! A timewarner technician maybe? :o 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: kind of hard to get on my nerves, really :P i'm cold 34. Most visited website: tumblr and youtube (sigh) 35. Hair colour: Very colorful! It's black, meaning it absorbs ALL COLOR. Colorful, right? 36. Long or short hair: short but not too short 37. Do you have a crush on someone: that's a good question :P 38. What do you like about yourself: hmmm a lot! being optimistic, how i think about things, liking the things i like, trying to be nice to others, being me i guess 39. Piercings: none 40. Blood type: O+! 41. Nickname: Lan! 42. Relationship status: single 43. Zodiac: aries (i'm watching you, zodiac memes that like to hate on aries -rolls eyes-) 44. Pronouns: he/him 45. Favourite TV show: oops don't really watch TV :r 46. Tattoos: none 47. Right or left handed: Right-handed 48. Surgery: none 50. Sport: ping-pong/table tennis! it counts, right? right??? 51. Vacation: probably going back home lmao whenever i get a chance? lmao i need to do more travelling 52. Pair of trainers: one, but it's showing its age. time for new ones ayyy

MORE GENERAL 53. Eating: Fast food cuz it's fast man, and rice 54. Drinking: milk or orange juice :P 55. I’m about to: continue lab quiz then study for final tomorrow >.< 56. Waiting for: tomorrow to pass lmao, it'll be a long day 57. Want: build an OS on a gba! get better at reversing! practice! practice! have fun! 58. Get married: hopefully not getting forced through that 59. Career: As a computer engineer!

WHICH IS BETTER 60. Hugs or kisses: um, hugs! they apply for a larger audiance, right? ahahah 61. Lips or eyes: eyes i guess 62. Shorter or taller: both work 63. Older or younger: same age? not so old i don't like aging i'd prefer to be younger 64. Nice arms or nice stomach: nice questions, op! this is too philosophical for me though 65. Hook up or relationship: ahahah relationship probably 66. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant please

HAVE YOU EVER 67. Kissed a stranger: nope! how would that work? 68. Drank hard liquor: nope 69. Lost glasses/contact lenses: a lot -sob- 70. Turned someone down: yeah 71. Sex on the first date: again, never been on a date 72. Broken someone’s heart: i'm inclined to think so 73. Had your heart broken: no 74. Been arrested: noooo gotta stay lawful neutral 75. Cried when someone died: no but i think i got close to that 76. Fallen for a friend: maybe, but i have parachutes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN 77. Yourself: DEFINITELY! 78. Miracles: maybe, but wouldn't count on it 79. Love at first sight: haven't experienced that, but i don't have any reason not to 80. Santa: santa DOES exist! no joke! please play zero escape to find out. 81. Kiss on the first date: um sure 82. Angel: ay

OTHER 84. Eye colour: dark brown! 85. Favorite movie: why :( i don't watch enough movies to really have a fav ahahah

I tag: (Hey tagging 20 people is harsh! will they even like this?) Anyway, no pressure whatsoever! This is long so it's alright if you just ignore it alltogether. Here goes: @fire-lark @eatingfireflies @upsidedownsudoku @electric016 @kiichu @thenorkiest @localesper @eightdistressingnotes @doritoflorito @sneakybubble @rexidot @jacobpf42 @doseofpyrosanical @your-least-favorite-lesbian @radonodera @shea @hansgrubr @fandomayhem @parkaklimer @s0ulandmaka @morphogenetic @pinkherbs

#Ha 22! As in LanHikari22 :P Sorry everyone and thank you pfft #taion-malum #yay maybe i'll get more of those! this one was easier than some of the more dilemmatic ones >.<

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kookiebluey · 6 years

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Wlog for the BTS London concert on the 10th💓

Just so I don't forget, I’d like to write down how I felt b4, during and after the BTS concert on the 10th💜

I remember it wasn't a chill day at all, and I went to tutorials and lectures in the first half of the day. Can't say that I'm extremely excited cuz I was never really hyped for anything. It's not because I didn't like BTS enough, it's the fear of expecting too much and end up getting disappointed somehow. Well, I guess I was wrong and I could have looked forward to it even more xd

I went back home after the computational lecture ended, then packed up my stuff (which was partly packed the nite b4) as quickly as I could. When I thought everything was settled, I realised that my parcel has arrived and I haven't printed my ticket yet. Everything was done in a hurry, and I left home at 2:05 for a 2:15 train.

On the train, I was still kinda calm and had a look thru my notes from class. Then I spent the rest of the time sleeping and imaging how would I feel when I actually meet them at the concert. Would it feel like how it was in my dream? Or would it be something completely different?

I arrived at London and google mapped how should I get to O2 arena cuz hahah I had no idea. Everything went by smoothly and I even managed to follow someone with a "jungkook 98" shirt when I sort of got lost hahaha.

I took pictures of boards that were at the station and made a call to see where Joey is. Joey was already queuing. Lol up till this point, I kinda hoped that I've vlog-ed this. Its gonna be so much fun going back and rewatching everything. Anyways, Joey introduced me to her friends and we went on talking about what we could do inside. She prepared everything for me - like the lightstick, batteries, telling me they wouldn't really go thru my stuff hence its ok if I had a lot of stuff with me lolz

We finally got in and we went up to get some drinks (which I didn't). I said bye to Joey (cuz we sit in different areas) and went to the toilet to change into a black T-shirt I got from Korea (haha I know its an unnecessary fact).

Then, finally, I entered the arena and managed to find my seat. Sadly, on my seat, there's this girl that wanted to sit with her fd and would trade for a seat that's much further away from the stage (honestly wtf). I insisted that I'd like to keep my seat and eventually she gave in.

I then had conversations with her fd (ie the person next to me now) and she went on about how she coped with their concert yesterday at the pit. She seemed to be a really old fan and had went to a lot of the functions in the past. I don't entirely agree but I said nothing hahah (I mean whats the point in arguing - its not like Im gonna see her after this).

The fans were really hyped and they sang fanchants in every MV that came up at the arena. Love to see how the staffs' expressions are hahah - they'd be like wtf BTS is not even here what are u guys on about? Hahah bro I feel u I felt the exact same thing xd

Finally it hit 8pm and the concert is about to start. They came out after a series of promo vids and after a marvellous stage arrangement. It was really hyped and it really lits up your mood. Just imagine someone really calm like me (ie calm during clubbings and all) getting really hyped and stuff hahah~

I was really worried that I could bearly see Jungkook cuz he got injured and might stay at the main stage. BUTTT he actually brought his chair to the extended stage and sat at my side of the stage!!! Don't get me wrong, but I might have saw him better just cuz he was sitting the whole time xd

It's that feeling when something that's on ur screen, on your wall or even in ur dreams (but is somehow non existing in ur life) suddenly was in front of you. I guess I was just 20 steps away from them if there were a platform from my seat to the extended stage. It was so close and you could see their facial expression so clearly. Even tho I couldn't make a heart or anything (cuz its embarrassing), or even get eye contacts, its still like a dream come true.

I could see their little interactions right in front of my eyes, and hear their voices live. All of the members did a magnificent job and I honestly fell in love with every one of their performances. If I did said anything about having a bias and all, its really nothing like that anymore. I like every member and they are all so good looking (omg Jin is sosososososososo handsome I cannot).

Standing for a total of 2 hours but it felt like 15 mins. Every song sounded so much more better live, and seeing them dancing so so close to you. It's a moment when you feel they are actual human beings - not cartoon, not animations.

Jimin's performance actually did hit me - he was so attractive omg!! He also so cute when he looked around to try to interact with any fans that tries to catch his attention!

Jhope, Suga and Rapmon's performances were so lit!! Even tho they were never my favourite, they look so much more better in person!

Jungkook got injuried, so he sat down on a chair the whole time. But his voice was so angelic - and hahah I caught that moment when he forgot to sing a line - cuteeee. His interaction with his hyungs were also adorable - I love how they involved him even tho he couldn't dance, and he also tried to join in the dance even on the chair xdd - the thing is, he is a little conserved and he do not have actual interaction with any of the fans - but that's him and it isn't necessarily a good or bad thing. (btw JK look exactly like in photos and videos and thank god he decided to sit at my side of the stage on the day of my concert)

Jin, as what I've said, is so attractive omg!! He is THE VISUAL - no doubt - he is stunning in person!!

V has his own charm as usual. He also looks exactly the same in phots and vids - and I caught the cute moment when he smiled at JK and start dancing his part hahah he also got "shot" by a fan's heart (I believe) and pretended that he got shot on stage - hahahah so freakin cute

They all had really natural expressions during performances - and you couldn't imagine how could a person look so good in any angle and at any moment - its almost like calculated moves - and they are photogenic at every point of their performances -

What I had to do is to pick out moments that my camera didn't went out of focus or pointing at a wrong angle - they look fab in every single moment - no joke

Ok so the conclusion is I was totally enjoying every moment and did not felt bored at any point of the concert - like not even slightly

I only wish time went by slower cuz I couldn't grasp all the moments that I'd like to record on my phone or to be aware of

So I could tell Jungkook was a bit depressed in general but at least he didn't cry like how he did in the last concert - I really feel bad for him and thank god he didn't perform - I have a feeling I'm gonna be even more depressed cuz I'll miss his performance the most hahah

Anyways then the concert ended and I asked every possible person to send me their vids. But honestly the ending was so sad. I actually felt like crying, but I didn't cuz I stopped myself from anticipating the concert too much in the first place, and therefore the contrast wasn't as great.

Joey was really really depressed and I totally get it. Never thought you'd feel so at lost after you went to a concert you love. Its that feeling that "yeah they're right in front of you but now we had to take that back". Its really hopeless and you suddenly realised they are really superstars.

Its not like I wasn't aware of that fact that they are actual stars, but this reality hit you really hard when youre in a concert. There were so many armys and they wouldn't even know that you've existed. Its sad that they were so close and now you've understood that they are not your fds (even tho they seem like it in vids) but actual stars that are so out of reach. The contrast of being so hyped then falling back down to the bottom of the valley (hhaha its so different to the feeling of riding a roller coaster when going down is the best part).

I love you BTS❤ even tho you'd never know our existence. They are truly remarkable and loved by so many.

So moving on from this sad topic (XD), I met joey on the next day and convinced her to take a pic of me at an enormous wall with a print of BTS poster. I was kinda shy and couldn't really take a good pic until after a couple shots. We then had flat iron and it was a great restaurant - would really want to go again! We then attempt to take pretentious shots (which joey succeeded, and I hahah obviously failed) and had desserts. We then left to catch the train - but Joey lost her Oyster card:( She said something weird would always happen when shes with me ahahha I wonder why xd

Yah so this was my marvellous bday gift - cant explain everything in short sentences, but I was so submerged into bts music right after the concert. You could literally think of nothing, do nothing, but listen to their music and rewatch the videos. I really want to keep the solid memory of the experience I've had at the concert - and pls don't forget it!!

PS I really owe joey a lot cuz she persuaded and helped me to get the ticket. She got a JK fan for me, knowing I'll regret for sure! She knew me too well and at some point in life we do have to live like a teenager when we are teenagers rt? xd

Add-on: OMG so V went to flat iron too - honestly, how could they just walk into a restaurant w/o getting a room or anything, literally, just a table in which anyone could have sat on and anyone could have bumped into them. Sadly he didn’t go to the restaurant I went nor the time I went (I believe) but still happy cuz we had the same food ahahaha

#BTS #BTS JUNGKOOK #BTS V #BTS JIMIN #BTS JHOPE #BTS SUGA #BTS JIN #BTS RM #loadsoflove #fromme #ahahaha #hopetoseethemagain #TT

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