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tossawary · 4 months
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I think, on some level, that Shen Yuan is like enrichment for Airplane Bro's enclosure. I think Airplane Bro kind of fucking LOVES having this guy around. Like, I do think their relationship is nuanced, weird and full of contradictions and not always good for them, but I also think that some chaotic part of Shang Qinghua honestly likes having his #1 hater weirdo running around completely fucking up his world.
Shen Qingqiu, grabbing Shang Qinghua by the shoulders: "Why didn't anyone TELL ME that Binghe is GAY NOW?! I'm going to die because of MONSTER DICK?!?!?!"
Shang Qinghua: (internally, probably only half-consciously) "Incredible. Amazing. How did I live without you? You torture me with your bullshit. You complete me in every possible way. I think we might be soulmates and we should make out about it. I hate you. I love you. You mean nothing to me and everything to me. This isn't your story and you stole it from me. I wrote this for you without even knowing you existed. You are a fascinating mystery that I will never solve. I will throw you under the bus at the first opportunity and yet I can't stop risking my life to help you. Your stupid game of gay murder chicken with my emotionally and mentally unstable protagonist is going to destroy the world and kill us all and I've never felt more alive. You have changed me as a person. Let's do this forever."
Shang Qinghua: (out loud) "Lol, sucks to be you, bro. At least you can get laid."
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jemkha · 7 months
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First news Luo Binghe saw after he escaped the Endless Abyss.
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Airplane-bro is definitely Michael Cera and Cucumber-bro is Aubrey Plaza.
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pippuns · 1 year
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svsss is a novel about sqq getting a collection of the most loserboy babygirls that have ever been to cang qiong. it's very impressive, given that he is also a loserboy babygirl
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limonmaid · 5 months
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I made 🥒✈️ stickers!
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hyenashark · 4 months
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cumplane using modern slang and everybody thinks they have some secret undecipherable code language. somebody says “what is love” and they both simultaneously go “baby don’t hurt me.” they tell each other to “kay why ess” on a regular basis (sqq says it moreso than sqh). during peak lord meetings sqh will scribble a nonsensical meme on a napkin and slide it over to sqq and he’ll crack tf up. sometimes they’ll just purposely mess with people by stringing together the most contrived possible sentence while acting as if it’s completely normal and watch whoever they’re with speedrun all five stages of grief
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fanfictionroxs · 1 year
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Okay but listen listen.. Luo Binghe may be super duper jealous of the cumplane friendship, but the day Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu have a serious fight, Bingbing goes crying to Mobei like his parents are getting a divorse.
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phantazmz · 1 year
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they r so special to me
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nicht-vobla · 8 months
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This meme but make it cumplane for cumplaneweek on nottwitter or whatever it's called now
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sakyira · 8 months
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(idea by @/ineffectualdemon, og post by @/millenniumlesbian, @/andwewerebothgirls)
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pwicniq · 7 months
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svssstober days 1-7
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spottedgardeneelstan · 9 months
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i didn’t think it was important enough to draw, but i want you to know airplane IS getting french fry grease all over shen yuan’s neck.
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tossawary · 2 months
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Currently thinking about an AU where Shen Yuan clocks Mobei-Jun as being into Shang Qinghua, well before Airplane Bro himself has any idea, if he could just casually hang out with Moshang for about an hour or so. In the main SVSSS story, Shen Yuan sees Mobei-Jun, like, three times? Firstly at the Immortal Alliance Conference, secondly when Luo Binghe invades Cang Qiong, and thirdly at Mai Gu Ridge, when Shen Yuan is really busy not dying and far more focused on Binghe than Moshang's nonsense.
Shen Yuan is a little oblivious to the extent of his own impact on the story at the beginning, repeatedly referencing the original PIDW story and the original Shen Qingqiu as his survival guide as things change on him, but he gets better! He learns to go with the changes! He's pretty sharp in dangerous situations even when they've gotten the jump on him!
So, I'm imagining an AU where Shang Qinghua actually goes to find Peerless Cucumber's plant body in the borderlands at some point (4 years in? Ish?) to make sure that the transfer fucking worked and his bro is okay. Luo Binghe is being a liiiiittle very insane right now (SVSSS usual) and, now that he's abandoned his sect, Airplane Bro could use a little support from his fellow transmigrator who actually still remembers a lot of plot points and stuff from PIDW! (Also, he's kind of considering throwing Peerless Cucumber under the bus here (the protagonist) to save himself from Binghe if necessary! Just, you know, thinking about it!)
Shang Qinghua drags a slightly loopy Shen Yuan (plant body) back to Mobei-Jun's palace to recover. Mobei-Jun is NOT thrilled about a stranger hanging around like this. Who is this? What's wrong with Luo Binghe's underground palace for some random cultivator? But Shang Qinghua is just like, "He's no one! Maybe an ally! My king, just trust me!" And maybe Mobei-Jun also clocks this as Shen Qingqiu in disguise pretty quickly and decides that this bullshit is NOT his business unless Luo Binghe attacks Shang Qinghua over it.
I think it would be fun to have the transmigrators hang out a little more before the plot gets going again! Give Shen Yuan a little more time to assess the situation! And I think it would be funny if Shen Yuan, with nothing else to do, fairly quickly figured Moshang out from Mobei-Jun's extremely unsubtle behavior. OBVIOUSLY, Airplane Bro is just making all of these weird comments about Shen Yuan having Luo Binghe wrapped around his thighs because AIRPLANE BRO is projecting after having somehow seduced Mobei-Jun?! The author of PIDW actually went gay just to save his own life?!
Shang Qinghua: "No, bro, Binghe is literally sleeping with your corpse, that's a whole thing. Also, I've been gay the whole time, and who did what now?"
Shen Yuan: "HE'S WHAT."
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tyquu · 7 months
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Break from my usual art stuffs, I was feeling nostalgic for cumplane cucumberplane and wanted to do a few doodles. (I’m also sick as a dog rn, doodling for pure comfort)
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pippuns · 1 year
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pre-transmigration cumplanes because they are the most divorced guys who never met
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archivysm · 5 months
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cumplane slumber party
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hyenashark · 5 months
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im unfairly obsessed with platonic cumplane imagine ur best friend being the guy who dedicated an extremely unnecessary amount of time dissing you over your shitty webnovel and his last words were cursing you out. and he tries to beat you up every time he sees you now but you’ve bonded via virtue of being the only two people from the modern era in the world
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