fucking grady to prove a point
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“i’m not a groomer, i’m just a loser” has gotta be the funniest possible fucking response to being called a groomer
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I loved Into the Spiderverse and it was a beautiful and game changing movie but Across the Spiderverse?? Oh it is special!!
Seeing Rio and Jeff and Miles and the way they communicate and the spanglish and Mile’s B in Spanish immediately riling his parents and the panadería with the lady decorating the cake and telling Miles to write shorter and the counselor’s let’s play up the struggling immigrant family angle that isn’t even true and everyone gathered around the way the do and Mile’s tia immediately going míralo!! Look how big you’ve gotten and the way she gets so close exactly the way tias just do and all the different dishes and the carne guisada con papa y zanahoria and Rio’s “I bet she doesn’t even speak Spanish” looking Mile’s and Gwen’s way and!!
“Bendición mami.” y “Que Dios te bendiga, mijo.”
And Miles’ grabbing Miguel an empanada and immediately going Tio!! And the ever so detailed difference between Miles’ and Miguel’s pronunciation and accents and speed and fluidity of which they speak Spanish and English and Spanglish because there’s also the generational differences and and and!!!
All of it!! Every single beautiful and wonderful detail I can’t remember right now because this is getting long but that’s so easy to see and process and feels just right and so natural because it’s done with such care and love and respect it is so so special!!
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I’m sorry but yelling “we’ve been practicing our nose whistles” at your DM when another player says something batshit is some of the most dnd shit ever. The moment only elevated by it being an Emily/Jake wombo combo
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Acotar AU but it's just the plot of Frozen. Where Tamlin is Elsa, Feyre is Anna and Rhysand is obviously Hans. Lucien is Kristoff and Jurian is Sven, Vassa is Olaf. Amarantha is the Duke of Weselton. The Vanserra brothers and Helion are the rock trolls.
Someone give me the plot for this cause all I have in mind is Amarantha doing the chicken dance around a very uncomfortable Feyre in the middle of the ball. And Tamlin's magic exploding and him running to the mountains and bursting into song and dance.
This would also make Tamlin Vassa's creator.
Rhysand- "I mean its crazy-"
Feyre- "What?"
Rhysand- "We finish each other's-"
Feyre- "Sandwiches!"
Rhysand- *Visibly getting the ick* "That's what I was gonna say?"
Feyre- "Do you wanna build a snowman?"
Tamlin- *Hiding in his room* "GO AWAY FEYRE!"
Feyre- *Sadly* "Okay bye."
Lucien- "Reindeers are better than people, Jurian don't you think that's true."
Jurian- "When was the last time you felt the touch of a woman?"
Rhysand- "But he-he froze your heart."
Feyre- "The only one with a frozen heart around here is yours." *Punches Rhysand off the boat.*
Tamlin- "LET IT GO! LET IT GO! TURN AWAY AND SLAM THAT DOOR!!!"
Vassa- *Comes to life* "Wtf???"
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Owner of aroaceplaceforsome I am not the same person nor your best (yet :deviouslittleguy:) but i do be cackiling
WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS?
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I stopped what I was doing in Prey without pausing to open Tumblr and it was a mistake because a nightmare just spawned right in front of me yikes
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horrendous yoai situationship gets plopped into an alternate universe with girl versions of themselves in an even WORSE situationship is an absolutely golden concept that should really be used more bc I am losing it so bad. anyways read this skk fic here
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when life gives you lemons, listen to lemon grab unsustainable by muse cover
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When your puppies eat your sketchbook with vore sketches in it, call that voreception
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i hope you die in the way you’ve always feared and that once you leave this plain you are trapped in your own personal version of “hell”
Can I fucking help you??????
Also you mean Plane* babes
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I'm not gonna say who posted it, but I just saw someone saying it's homophobic for Ian to date a trans man, because....he's gay? Even though trans men...are men, and Ian Gallagher....likes....men????
So yeah
I have never been so confused, and amused in my life.
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