#crowbar the felt

[homiu-l]

so we back in the mine

#SURPRISE INTERMISSION COMEBACK DROPPED #I have been thinking of them again 🥹 gonna be silly for quite a while again 🥹🥹🥹 #for context of Die's weapon: its a modified shillelagh based on what he used in [s] collide #homestuck #homestuck intermission #the felt #itchy the felt #doze the felt #die the felt #crowbar the felt #homiu fanart #// tw blood

[niteweasel]

old doodles finished today

#homestuck #homestuck intermission #the felt #die the felt #sn0wman #doc scratch #crowbar the felt #courtyard droll #clubs deuce #? #carapacian #06 #08 #07 #cd

[gambitgambino]

me: I'm not drawing intermission yet *draws Crowbar out of nowhere*

#Im so sorry #it will (not) happen again #crowbar the felt

[radzcatz]

Okay now hear me out- HEAR ME OUT-

#homestuck intermission #Homestuck #homestuck the felt #crowbar the felt #Crowbar07 #I still hate doing backgrounds #He so babygirl ngl #Radzartz

[fictofaggot]

redrew that one panel / i'll post individual images later

#the felt #hs intermission #itchy the felt #doze the felt #trace the felt #clover the felt #fin the felt #die the felt #crowbar the felt #stitch the felt #sawbuck the felt #matchsticks the felt #eggs the felt #biscuits the felt #quarters the felt #cans the felt #the beast draws

[ask-682b]

Go on, ladies and gentlemen. This show's for you.

The ask box is open.

#homestuck intermission #mspa #midnight crew #the felt #mobsterswitch #die the felt #crowbar the felt #spades slick #diamonds droog #problem sleuth #pickle inspector #art #ask blog #ask away :)

[ontdah]

[S] >06: Expose Yourself As A Simp

#art #homestuck intermission #midnight crew #problem sleuth #the felt #nakashitpost #die the felt #pickle inspector #matchsticks the felt #itchy the felt #hearts boxcars #spades slick #clover the felt #clubs deuce #diamonds droog #crowbar the felt #crowdie #0607 #itchydie #06PI #06PS #HB06 #0611 #diesticks #SS06 #DD06

[redporcupine]

art request for commondays-blog on tumblr!

#homestuck #homestuck intermission #the felt #crowbar the felt #my art

[bluerosefox]

Joker Messed Around and Found Freaking Out.

Okay hear me out..

Class trip to Gotham, class gets held up by Joker who actually can scare the class cause they are still teens and they know Joker has a high kill rate, like yes they're used to ghosts and junk but none of them wanna die yet or at least die outside of Amity, if they die they wanna have a chance of coming back as a ghost at the very least.

Anyways, Danny feels pure dread when Joker takes Jazz hostage, who was elected to be a chaperone for Danny's class since her volunteering would look good on college recommendations, and finds her little mutters about his mental health reminding him of Harley before she left him. He even jokes about needing a new partner and wonders how long it'll take to break her like he did to Harley.

Danny is frozen in his spot but something snaps when he hears Jazz cry out after Joker backhands her. Before anyone, even the Bats, realize it Danny is on top of the Joker beating his face in, he only gets up once, takes Joker's discarded crowbar and slams it over his head, barely grazing the dazed man but it does destroy the flooring behind him, while screaming to never ever touch his sister. That he will destroy Joker if he even thinks about coming after her. That even in the afterlife he'll never be safe from him.

All this happens so fast that by the time the Jocks from Danny's school, Red Hood and Nightwing get Danny off, Joker is beaten badly. He's still feral screaming at Joker though, calling him everything under the sun, spouting off about how the dead are ready to rip him apart when Joker (or you can have Danny call him by his actual name if you wanna strike some "the fuck? How'd he know that?") Finally passes away, that even death will not save him from Danny's wrath. Danny is squirming hard in their holds, nearly breaks free a few times when he hears Joker groaning, but only stops when Jazz, after getting looked over by Red Robin comes running over and just..

Hugs Danny.

And like a kitten getting scuffed by the neck he goes limp. Just breathes heavily, eyes burning from anger, fear, tears, and relief, before he returns the hug. He starts crying and mutters low that he can't lose her, that he almost lost her again and "is this even a fraction how Dan felt when he lost you?"

And Jazz just shushes him and does what she can to comfort him...

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #Danny goes legit feral #and i dont mean like funny gremlin feral #i mean Dan levels of feral #no one touches the people he loves #especially his sister who basically raised him #felt a bit serious today so have a serious prompt #danny was so feral he didnt even think about using his ghost powers besides using it to escape his bindings #and when he used the crowbar. it left a crater behind the Joker's head when he slammed it down #when the Fenton teens get home their parents pull them out of school for a week and just... stay together to cope #when Danny returns to school the Jocks all give him a wide breath but nod in respect towards him #Sam and Tucker are making sure no one bugs the Fentons btw. both inside and outside of school #Tucker notices someone trying to get info on Danny from his montiered firewalls he got set up #Jazz is a little shaken up from the ordeal but is doing her best #the Bats coughBatmancough wanna question the kid. he knew things about Joker and his abilities #the others kinda wanna let sleeping dogs lie though and are trying to get B not to bug them #Danny wakes up one day to a package full of cash #and the latest space themed stuff #and a thank you card from Red Hood #btw Joker isnt dead... just in a coma. #he really and finally messed with the wrong person

[lobster-lover]

funny green guys, so much to think about, hustlers must read

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #the felt #crowbar 07 #itchy 01 #die 06 #doze 02 #eggs 12 #biscuits 13 #trace 03 #fin 05 #tagged all of them because im generous #im not tagging slick.

[sundogmaniac]

crowbar in a dress ::3

#homestuck intermission #the felt #crowbar 07 #homestuck #hes literally the most underrated homestuck character #like literally ever

[drawing--dead]

this is not my beautiful house

#the felt #art #crowbar 07

[aquared]

my bad

#itchy always rummages through my cupboards ……… but he’s always rummaged through my cupboards for the last time … #/q #i think of things that make me laugh a ton #i hope you guys get the reference #homestuck #the felt #die 06 #crowbar 07 #itchy 01 #sorry for that absolutely abysmal crowbar side profile btw /hj #the more i look at it the more it looks better but i’m gonna apologize just in case

[indigocaste]

1/10/24 it's crowbar we have crowbar

#homestuck intermission #the felt #crowbar 07 #spades slick

[youabandonedthem]

slick and crowbar's mental versions of reality if they were forced to lead each other's gangs - visual concepts

basic hypothesis: their mental states would progress in opposite directions. Slick at first would think of it as no big deal and that he can handle "a bunch of soddin retards," and would treat all of them similarly to the way he treats deuce, dispensing orders and hitting and hurting them as he feels necessary. however after a maximum of 3 weeks with a lack of access to sentient minds and as the repeated corporal punishments show diminishing returns he would begin to feel the ramifications of being surrounded by what he thinks of as 14 deuces. this would go along with the added stress of living in an environment that constitutes his personalised hell (clocks/frogs/green/snowman). the visceral disturbance within him gradually builds up and when someone taller than him tugs on his coat collar and asks him to tuck them in to bed his mind would snap. his violence against them despite being their leader would become gratuitous. when the solid colours use their abilities to prank him he would begin reacting disproportionately. he would be speedwalking through the halls holding his head and hallucinating slime while a felt member is following him begging for something to do. squeezing his eye closed saying "shut up shut up shut up" even when nobody is talking anymore. he would have broken most clocks in the mansion even the ones they try to replace but continues to hear them tick. unless the situation or environment changes he would continue to deteriorate.

meanwhile crowbar would be locked in psychological warfare with the crew who will never accept him as one of their own for biological and ideological reasons. The best metaphor for crowbar's usual environment compared to this new one is if he were a special needs summer camp counsellor now placed with 'troubled teens' who sit through him explaining various preplanned activities then stare at him with contempt and only do whatever they ideologically agree with doing. The first scene would involve this new arrangement sitting in the hideout around the table in silence and he tries to say one thing and smoke gets blown in his face. after a few seconds he starts saying something else and a low growling sound is heard and he shuts up completely. everyone would be conscious of the missing piece in the crew and the replacement that doesnt belong. everything he says would be scrutinised and he would feel the need to explain/justify most of his decisions especially to droog who he thinks of as intelligent and refined. (he fully buys into the image that droog sells). he does everything he can to rise up from the idiotic association of the felt even though he would defend his gang/species to the end of the earth if they were directly insulted. the only one who is nice to him (agreeing with all of his ideas, baking cookies in the shape of his face, consistently making a point of calling him "boss," etc) is clubs deuce which is so disconcerting compared to the treatment from the other two it leads him to believe deuce is the true mastermind in this situation, deliberately trying to earn his trust in order to weaken his defences. He would periodically go back and forth between this paranoia and phases where he is almost "fooled" by deuce's behaviour.

however after 6-12 months of this psychological warfare crowbar would eventually realise he has now adapted to the crew's individual ways and personalities. he ultimately learns how to act so that they will work with him even though he will never truly synergise or fully understand their ways of communication. and when he finally returns to the felt he'll somewhat MISS being with the crew but ultimately rejoin the gang he belongs to with a new outlook and wlil begin making more of an effort to encourage their independence and individual strengths. whereas slick would barely learn anything from this experience because it is pure mental torture for him. He would slither back up to his crew wordlessly and the only thing he would note is how much better it feels to be around them and little else. the scenario would serve no greater purpose either other than hypothetical psychological experimentation that only lats the duration it takes for them to both reach a plateau of torment

#Thank You to colleagues for discussion regarding text and pics #spades slick #crowbar #midnight crew #homestuck intermission #the felt #homestuck

[ask-682b]

new phone who dis

07: What do you mean "new phone?" We haven't gotten any new phones.

07: (Unless you count the replacements I need for work...)

07: And who is this "dis" you speak of?

#homestuck intermission #crowbar the felt #the felt #art #reeno #first answer of the blog! 8) #loreless