#cringe incarnate

[animentality]

The thought of reviewing my old porn fics makes me wanna light the world on fire.

Gun to my head is the only way I'd ever be convinced to look back on them.

#i cringe #me trying to write sex in my teens was like #was like #cringe incarnate

[crystaljelly]

blixers,,,

#jsab #jsab blixer #hes like #becoming a comfort character to draw #i just always feel better after drawing him #cringe incarnate

[heartfullofleeches]

´´kitten´´´....

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Had to do it to 'em

#He's cringe incarnate babes

[gayemoji]

az is so stupid dumb . fool. what is wrong with you . who ARE you even.

#im mad now so let me be cringe on main and complain openly into the public ears of the world #does . is there ANY incarnation of az that wouldve said yes to being supreme archangel ??? #was not the entire book him realizing the downfalls and flaws in the heaven bureaucracy??? #GAHH ineffable plan. its god picking him . its out of his control really . they dont have real free will and thats the whole THING isnt it #just : god i . theyre supposed to be more human than the rest 😞 #azzy baby what is you doing #good omens s2 #go #m

[bisaster-energy]

bully me for liking Steven universe or wtv but garnet is the best thing to happen to me she's just so. she's just very important to me ok

#i watched su a while ago but i like never post about it lmao #garnet #she's just!! so cool! #u dont understand ruby and sapphire hold that form CONSTANTLY. with EASE. #do you know how in sync u have to be how absolutely connected.. #garnet is literally THEIR LOVE. incarnate #she's literally a lesbian marriage. and she's black #literally idc if su makes u cringe she's the coolest character

[chemzee]

A non binary urge to reveal Morgan's secret lore but being afraid of it being too cringe lmao

#but in all honesty I strive to be cringe incarnate just not when it comes to my stories ufiffigiig #chemzee rambles lmao

[macro-microcosm]

I reblog those hashtag relatable blorbo brainrot posts an awful lot for someone who gets irrationally embarrassed to search up their blorbo's character tag

#don't mind me I'm suffering through the category 7 autism event very strong tonight and being weirdly self conscious about it #I hyperfixate on one character forever once every year or so and every time I'm like “omg this is so embarrassing I am Cringe Incarnate” #I don't have a cop in my brain so much as a mean girl I think lmao #of course this particular blorbo isn't even that popular so like the character tag grows stale but still #lolwut.txt

[hubrisbracket]

i can't believe im alone on a friday night writing an entire essay for a fictional character on a tumblr poll. but uh, im so sorry for the long, and mildly incomprehensible essay you are going to receive. writing was never my strong suit and it probably won't even be good propaganda T-T

TOTALLY valid way to spend a Friday night honestly

And that’s totally fine!!! The important part is having fun so just write your heart out!! Scream abt the blorbos!!! Let the world hear what you gotta say!! ^^

#as cringe incarnate (affectionate) I say follow your heart >:) #societal norms and and anxiety beGONE #listen if I can submit Eggman on here unironically you can write that essay #mod kiki #ask #hubris post #anon

[applestabs]

it's' an actual travesty that he's only had one semi-decent animated incarnation. it's not that hard to pull off. just make him a ratigan type of a guy and bring in a good va who can ham it up classic style. the girlies would love him so much i just know it. and who cares if he looks like walt disney that bitch died fifty-seven slutty years ago

#the semi-decent incarnation that i'm referring to is the john o'hurley one. he looks cool in the mickey mouse shorts as well #but that's a singular blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo with no lines so i don't really count it #anyway. cringe disney comics autism activate

[voidfragments]

AAAAUUUUUGH i want to add 999th turn!knw as a muse but orv wiki has like no info on him and i don't have time to reread the novel but i really need a refresher on him

#ooc #i love abfd's incarnations so much #hsy my wife. knw my cringe son #999!knw is cooler than main timeline knw that's why i wanna write him specifically lmao #edit: and also more cringe #3rd turn knw doesn't have a massive crush on ljh. he barely even knows she exists #but it's a major part of 999!knw's character #local cringe fail chuuni has a crush on his teammate who is probably a lesbian

[rata-novus]

yeah my glasses may have flown off my face when i took my mask off at the doctors office so they could take my temperature, but that’s STILL not as embarrassing as being the richest fucking human ever and walking out to a swell of BOOOOs at a famous comedian’s set. and then bragging that it was only “90% cheers & 10% boos (except during quiet periods)”. my guy you’re admitting more people boo’d WHEN YOU TALKED. E M B A R R A S S I N G

#the h files #elon musk #for tag blocking #and when he got told off by an ASTRONAUT yesterday???? #if an astronaut told me i was being an asshole i would simply pass away #how do you lack the self awareness to not feel.... anything abt that #elon holds harmful ideologies but is also fucking cringe incarnate #both can be true

[dearimasu]

me rewatching mp100 and reading countless character analysis to decide reigen's cutiemark status in my pony au

#is it my fault he's weird and fuçked up? no. move along #mob psycho is the greatest anime bcz i can make 4 different pony incarnations of this guy #pst #mlp au #⬅for the blocklist #i may be cringe. i may be free. but i know when i'm clogging up a tag #bcz i know this will go into the tags #>:( stupid tagging system

[thingsmysplattershotjrtoldme]

Honestly, I've been thinking of a dumb bit of lore with my OC's Milka and Aggie....

After the events of Story Mode, Milka ends up being fired from her job as DJ due to missing too many shifts due to her Agent duties (as well as getting called into the lobby several times due to Aggie being the gremlin she is and basically having to cut her shifts short) and because of that, she also loses the apartment that the radio let her have as part of her contract. After hearing about that, Captain 3 decides to let the two live with them, 4 and 8 in the apartment they all share (it's pretty big because Callie and Marie helped pay for it).

Somehow, Aggie finds Dedf1sh on the Splatsville streets of all places and decides that the weird green octoling digging through the trash for a meal ticket is her new best friend now and brings her into the apartment to crash on their couch.

Because all the agents do their own thing in Splatsville (Captain is still investigating Alterna, 4 is furthering their education by interning somewhere while taking online college courses, 8 is a weapon tester for Sheldon and Milka had to take up several jobs to get back into an apartment of her own), Aggie is often left alone for several days at a time (Milka will get some of her friends to check on her often, they've only found the apartment slightly on fire twice!), so no one really noticed Dedf1sh was there for quite awhile, and when they did it was deemed too much of a dick move to kick her back out on the streets (also the apartment wasn't on fire and the tiny gremlin child was not as scuffed up as usual, so they figured Dedf1sh being a built in babysitter wasn't too bad of an idea)

However, Milka was the last person to arrive back after the new couch surfer appeared and was to put it mildly, very confused.

Milka - "Wuh- Why is there a green skinned octoling on our couch?"

Aggie - "That's Dedf1sh!"

Milka, even more confused - "Correction - why is there a dead fish on our couch?"

Did I think all of this up just for that joke?

Maybe....

#Splatoon 3 #Splatoon 3 OC #Milka oc #Agea OC #dedf1sh #Is Milka turning into a Mary Sue for knowing too many popular characters? #Probably #Do I care? #Absolutely not #Also I was inspired by the Crush 14 comic #Buuuut my version of Dedf1sh is very different to that incarnation #I might write this up as a fic #Because Why Is There A Dedf1sh On Our Couch is an amazing fic title #Hell might even make Milka and Dedf1sh a couple #I think they'd be cute together #This is as the kids would say cringe #But by Cod I am free

[typenull]

They need to invent new ways of getting names that doesnt make me feel like cringe incarnate

#i need ones that are cool and not forcing me to look at websites #Yes introjection is cringe incarnate. not the type that you’re thinking of

[tobacconist]

noooooo i can feel myself getting back into spirit science

#very cringe yes i know but i do actually sorta kinda believe in enlightened space jesus and the ashtar galactic command sorry #i just couldnt fucking stand those 'the spirituality of business' videos and that very deranged one he made about how #emma watson is actually the literal incarnation of the christ-consciousness sophia

[noxtivagus]

prayers. granblue fantasy. AAAAAA RAMBLE IN TAGS I CAN'T HELP MYSELF I'M READING IT RN

#tag later #SANDALPHON N PRIMARCHS MENTION I IMMEDIATELY ALREADY. WAIT HELP AAAAAAAAA I LOVE #i'm sorry wait i'm so gay yk SHE LAUGHED N I SMILED AAAAA a simple 'hehe' MADE ME. HDFLKASDJFKSLD HELP #LUCIFER mentioend i'm gna cry.. i have chills WHY. WAIT AAAA SANDALPHON'S VOICE ILY BRO YOU'RE SO PRETTY #the disciples i screeched oh my god im so gay im so gay alexiel ilyvm. EUROPA MY BELOVED PLEASE KISS ME #THE THE ost w. grimnir. i am. freezing up my bro my beloved my bestie ily FUCK ILY AAAAAAAAA FUCK ILYVM #i'm not okay i'm a mess rn 'god of war and tempest incarnate grimnir' HES SO COOL ILY ILY HE'S SO CUTE TOO N FUCK #SHIVA. SHIVAAAA. DEITY OF DESTURCITON CAPABLE OF WORLD ANNIHILATION. BB'S SO PRETTY I' M DYING #grimnir is CRINGE BUT I LOVE HIM IT'S SO ENDEARING I LOVE HOW WEIRD HE IS #BRO WHAT. 'what a serene smile! i admire how she can maintain her composure so effortlessly' GOD I'M SO GAY FOR EUROPA #THEY'RE GIRLFRIENDS #ALEXIEL ILYSM #oh my god sorry grimnir wait i'm so gay for europa this scene w her oh my god i love her so much help #A METEOR SHOWER !?!?!?!? AGHHH SHE'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE STARS #OH WAIT DAMN THAT'S SO GAY 💀 #'following a dazzling smile gabriel extends her hand toward europa who lovingly takes it.' bro . #oh poor alexiel wahhh 🥹 #OMG IT'S BB JOHANN I REMEMBER YOUUU #familiar faces..? >< #🥺 AAAAA SHIVA YOU'RE SO COOL PLS OH MY GOD #POOR GRIMNIR HAHA GOD WAIT I'M SMILING HE'S SO ENDEARING 😭😭 #the switch in his voice hehe. NOOOO I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM T_T #BUT HE'S SO CUTE HE'S SO CUTE HE'S SO CUTEEEE. YES YOU'RE VERY IMPRESSIVE! c: I VERY MUCH COUNT ON YOU HEHE MWAH #AAAA THIS IS SO CUTE ;w;;; GRIMNIR N HIS BOOKS HEHE INFLUENCING SHIVA OH MY GOD MY HEART #AGHHHHHH MY HEART MY POOR HEART GRIMNIR W CHILDREN N. HE'S SO KIND N GENTLE HE HAS MY ENTIRE HEART ILYVM #HFDLKDsjlfa grimnir :<< #his determination tho n his kindness n his good heart n. he's a lil weird but i love everything about him so much he's just so endearing