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Happy 94th birthday to John Astin!

creaturesfromelsewhere 03-30-2024

#John Astin #gomez addams #the addams family #darkly inclined #goth #goth style #goth aesthetic #goth humor #happy birthday #creaturesfromelsewhere #musings from an elder goth

[creaturesfromelsewhere]

New Tales of Florida Gothic - Chapter 6

"Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk." Robert Bloch

Whenever a freshly dug grave appears in your yard, you know it's time to kill again.

Although not native to Florida, many swamp witches cultivate Aspen trees for use as an extra set of eyes.

With basements so uncommon in Florida, most police never think to look for hidden trapdoors.

Something has been clawing at the trees in the swamp behind your house. A direct challenge to your territorial hunting grounds that cannot go unanswered.

Florida homes that survive hurrricanes unscathed are usually protected by the old gods, not the new.

Warning signs in Florida should be taken seriously. Very seriously.

creaturesfromelsewhere 11/22/2023

#new tales of florida gothic #florida gothic #darkly inclined #gothic horror #the old gods #freshly dug graves #warning signs #territorial hunting grounds #swamp witches #all seeing aspen trees #creaturesfromelsewhere #creepy #macabre #eerie #haunting

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Vampire bat? Sure. They're fuzzy and cute.

Leech? Not so much.

creaturesfromelsewhere 9-15-2023

#dark humor #goth humor #goth #darkly inclined #gothgoth #goth gf #not mine #creaturesfromelsewhere #musings from an elder goth

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"Kermit D. Frog, here, and boy do I have an interview for you, today!"

The Count: "Yes, Kermit; perhaps to you it may seem cruel. But without my special skills, monsters would quickly overwhelm Sesame Street. I am a necessary element in this most unnatural of ecosystems."

creaturesfromelsewhere 09-08-2023

#interview with the vampire humor #sesame street #the count #kermit the frog #partly mine #dark humor #darkly inclined #sesame street gothic horror #creaturesfromelsewhere

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Happy birthday to Type O Negative's Peter Steele, who would have turned 62 today.

#peter steele #type o negative #gothic metal #in memorium #goth #darkly inclined #creaturesfromelsewhere #musings from an elder goth

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So much to do - so little time!

creaturesfromelsewhere 11-1-2023

#halloween #only 364 days away #darkly inclined #dark humor #goth humor #goth #gothgoth #goth aesthetic #musings from an elder goth #creaturesfromelsewhere

[musings-from-an-elder-goth]

August 1st, the Halloween decorations go up.

#dark humor #darkly inclined #goth humor #always halloween #halloween in july #creaturesfromelsewhere #musings from an elder goth #not mine

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creaturesfromelsewhere 9-15-2023

#morticia addams #the addams family #morticia #spooky girls #black heart #dark love #dark fantasy #goth #darkly inclined #gothgoth #goth girls #goth gf #creaturesfromelsewhere #musings from an elder goth

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creaturesfromelsewhere 9-26-2023

#dark humor #lunch humor #goosebumps #spooky season #darkly inclined #creaturesfromelsewhere #musings from an elder goth

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Living in the country means more space to bury the bodies.

creaturesfromelsewhere 9-23-2023

#spooky cottage #country goth #goth aesthetic #darkly inclined #goth #dark humor #goth humor #goth style #creaturesfromelsewhere #musings from an elder goth

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Happy birthday Cinamon Hadley. You would have turned 54 today.

#Cinamon Hadley #death of the endless #neil gaiman #goth #goth aesthetic #the sandman #creaturesfromelsewhere #darkly inclined

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Happy birthday Ian Curtis. You would have turned 67, today.

#Ian Curtis #Joy Division #Happy Birthday #creaturesfromelsewhere #musings from an elder goth

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He's a very good boy!

creaturesfromelsewhere 10-19-2023

#Cerberus #guardian of the gates of the underworld #hound of hades #good boy #greek mythology #greek myth #mythological humor #dark humor #darkly inclined #creaturesfromelsewhere #musings from an elder goth

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Happy New Year to all the creatures from elsewhere!

#the addams family #happy new year #darkly inclined #dark humor #goth #goth style #goth aesthetic #creaturesfromelsewhere #musings from an elder goth

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*snap, snap*

creaturesfromelsewhere 11/10/2023

#Thing #the addams family #dark humor #darkly inclined #goth humor #creaturesfromelsewhere #musings from an elder goth #charles addams

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creaturesfromelsewhere 3-11-2024

#kiss like bats #musings from an elder goth #creaturesfromelsewhere #goth humor #goth #dark humor #darkly inclined #goth aesthetic #bats