#coom goon

[citrusummerale]

hai ! ⋆˙⟡♡✧˖°

#basic dni shit #no minors #no terfs no radfems #cis men are ok but better sleep w 1 eye open #no ed/thnsp blogs #no proshippers #jesse pinkman pls interact i want u carnally #BEWARE im a genshin player #i crochet and listen to kpop + punk and i dress in silly little outfits for shits and giggles #coom goon

[amechyofsorts]

Dungeon Meshi truly is a new form of gateway anime. All these people talking about Falin's chimeratitties this week, saying the "Im no better then a man" stuff will be gooning to One Piece women by summer.

#wark wark #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #THIS IS A JOKE I DO NOT GOON TO ONE PIECE WOMEN (this is also joke partially I beat my meat to one piece women all the time. Although the j #fuck tags have a character limit #I hate the word “goon” I much preferred when we said “coom” instead but it felt more appropriate here

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

can't stop thinking about someone comparing roman and darling's relationship to harley and joker's...roman would not respond well to that.

this would probably happen with a darling who loves him back. maybe you did hate him at first, maybe you have stockholm syndrome, but it doesn't matter. you're devoted to him now. you accept the affection he gives and the pain he inflicts.

and the thing is...his darling is not a well kept secret despite his efforts. you might be locked up in his penthouse 24/7, but it's impossible to hide you away from everyone.

his goons and staff know about you out of necessity. some of the more trusted ones are assigned to guard you when he's not around. they can all hear him fucking you, hear him making you scream almost every day.

maybe one of his goons makes an offhand comment about the boss getting his own little version of a harley. or maybe word gets out about you and another rogue slyly brings you up in a meeting and implies black mask and joker having something in common.

oh, he'd be seething. he'd hate it so fucking much.

Frrrr

I mean Roman and Joker are both very aware that what they're doing is wrong, they just don't care. But they differ in that Roman will never lay a hand on Darling outside of getting rough in bed (even when he gets that initial violent urge, he just throws furniture or beats someone else in the vicinity). If he's gonna punish them, he's making them watch while he brutalizes someone or leaving them confined until they beg to be let out. He's drugging them so they're too out of it to try running. He's keeping their family at arm's length and he's not above going after them if it means he can get what he wants. I say that he won't outright hit his Darling but he'll do pretty much everything else. Ffs this is the man who tortured a teenage girl to near death and who killed an entire wing of a hospital just to get access to his father.

Both of them DO view what they're feeling as love, but they have a very different and fucked up way of showing it. Joker DOES sometimes have a weird affection for Harley that he can't explain and doesn't like acknowledging, but it isn't love. In No Man's Land when she goes off on her own and is distant towards him, he actually finds himself wanting her around. I like versions of their relationship where Joker feels...something. Not love because he's incapable of it. But something that he can't really feel with anyone else.

Roman on the other hand does feel love, but he's a violent and angry mob boss who will prioritize himself over Darling's freedom and well-being 99% of the time. But he won't take any kind of comparisons to himself and Joker. For one, he keeps his girl safe and doesn't slap her around the way Joker does with his girlfriend-cum-sidekick. He doesn't string Darling along the way Joker does with Harley and her desire for a truly loving relationship.

Also Roman doesn't neglect Darling emotionally or sexually the way Joker does Harley. Like if Darling hopped on Roman's desk in lingerie and wanted to "ride her favorite Italian stallion", he would throw everything he was doing out the window. If she appeared naked out of a tub filled with pudding, he's gonna lick it all off and fuck her so much that the cleaning staff won't tell what's coom and what's vanilla.

Also even with a wooden lacquer mask melted to his face, he can still eat pussy better than Joker. Not a high bar to pass but still. He's the only one allowed to joke about Darling getting a splinter down there tho

#thots #.dc #.arkhamverse #yandere dc #yandere arkhamverse #.black mask #yandere black mask #.myshit

[rexalogy]

“Go outside” why are you underestimating the power of the internet to disseminate or embolden ideas no matter how obscure or rotten stoooooooopppppppppp you think I can appreciate this escapist fantasy of yours when I go outside and hear my coworkers talking about cooming and gooning

#now “talk to different age demographics in real life makes more sense #do you know how scary it is to hear ideas be expressed through og 4chan style terminology

[carbonmonoxide-detector]

Gooning is the fetish for porn addiction (what isn't real by the way) whereas cooming is the altright neologism for porn addicts according to an evidence based diagnosis system of Aristotlean sperm retentiob

I'm no longer interested in this information tysm 💝

#anon

[mr-up-on-a-downer]

May the last goon standing coom

[throwawaydracula]

The reaction to Stoker transcribing accents/dialects is just so fascinating to me because it's really not that uncommon in older English language pop fiction. Here's a bit of The Pickwick Papers, by Charles Dickens.

‘Wery glad to hear it,’ said Mr. Weller. ‘Poetry’s unnat’ral; no man ever talked poetry ‘cept a beadle on boxin’-day, or Warren’s blackin’, or Rowland’s oil, or some of them low fellows; never you let yourself down to talk poetry, my boy. Begin agin, Sammy.’

If you're wondering what the hell kind of English accent does that v/w shift, the answer is 1830s Cockney, although apparently Dickens did miss the mark himself just a bit. George Bernard Shaw had this to say about it:

“When I came to London in 1876, the Sam Weller dialect had passed away so completely that I should have given it up as a literary fiction if I had not discovered it surviving in a Middlesex village, and heard of it from an Essex one.”

Shaw also cited James Elphinstone's translation of Martial into the phonetic Cockney of the late 1780s:

Ve have at length resoom’d our place, And can, vith doo distinction, set; Nor ve, the great and wulgar met. Ve dooly can behould the play, Sence ve in no confusion lay.

Note here Elphinstone's convention of rendering 'u' with a double 'o', which Stoker also uses. Going back to Shaw, one of the more amusing notes in the play Pygmalion is attached to Eliza Doolittle's opening line:

THE FLOWER GIRL. Ow, eez ye-ooa san, is e? Wal, fewd dan y’ de-ooty bawmz a mather should, eed now bettern to spawl a pore gel’s flahrzn than ran awy atbaht pyin. Will ye-oo py me f’them? [Here, with apologies, this desperate attempt to represent her dialect without a phonetic alphabet must be abandoned as unintelligible outside London.]

I concede that Stoker leans harder into this attempt at capturing Cockney than he needs to; yes, Thomas Bilder's accent comes across a bit cartoony. Dickens didn't lean quite as hard, and Shaw just gave up after giving an example. It just wasn't particularly beyond the pale. I mean, look at this bit of 17th century West Country dialect from Lorna Doone, published about ten years before Dracula:

“I wor over to Exeford in the morning,” John began from the chimney-corner, looking straight at Annie; “for to zee a little calve, Jan, as us cuddn't get thee to lave houze about. Meesus have got a quare vancy vor un, from wutt her have heer'd of the brade. Now zit quite, wull 'e Miss Luzzie, or a 'wunt goo on no vurder. Vaine little tayl I'll tull' ee, if so be thee zits quite. Wull, as I coom down the hill, I zeed a saight of volks astapping of the ro-udwai. Arl on 'em wi' girt goons, or two men out of dree wi' 'em. Rackon there wor dree score on 'em, tak smarl and beg togather laike; latt aloun the women and chillers; zum on em wi' matches blowing, tothers wi' flint-lacks. 'Wutt be up now?' I says to Bill Blacksmith, as had knowledge of me: 'be the King acoomin? If her be, do 'ee want to shutt 'un?'

Note that R. D. Blackmore was dead serious about capturing this dialect. He did intensive, painstaking research. The point was not to mock these characters, it was to try to capture, through language choices, a spirit and mood particular to a time and place. It matters who has this dialect and who doesn't in the narrative. While Stoker didn't have such lofty ambitions, don't think the point is to mock either. I think it's Stoker trying to do the old 'capturing local colour' thing. He wasn't alone in that. Off the top of my head, Sholem Aleichem transcribed a Jewish German's accent phonetically in some story whose title escapes me in order to differentiate him from the Eastern European Jewish characters with whom he identified. I've seen people hammer Brian Jacques (a much more modern writer) for the same thing Stoker's doing, and I guess it's just been normalized for me. Do know if you go on reading fiction from the place and period-- especially pop fiction not intended as high art, like Dracula-- you will encounter more of this kind of thing. It was a convention. Conventions come and go.

#dracula daily #comparative literature #dracula daily meta #long post #incidentally 'atbaht' seems to be a misrendering of 'athaht' #but i'm going with what's written on the project gutenberg version

[archiethinking]

Remember Cooming? Her name is Gooning now...

#misc #trans pride #meme

[ph-cutie]

one of the most annoying parts of the internet for me is all the ugly ass euphemisms for pornography and masturbation that get invented every week. ohhhh its spicy content its r34 its gooning its cooming whatever the fuck. just be honest with yourself and the world

[transgeneth]

I hate how many meanings goon has, like I'll think to myself "I'm gonna play on goonstation" and it sounds like some coom cave type shit

#no tumblr I don't want to add tags

[rose022]

wheres the post thats like. a screenshot of a tweet saying i dont goon i dont coom i dont fap etc i masturbate and if i dont likw it i dont cum and then someone rbed with a screenshot of that manga where a guy says smth and people get physically blown away and it has the tags ive never seen goon in this context. wheres that post its so funny pls

#suggestive #rose rambles #scheduling this for when im free of post limit #somoen help pls #i cant even attempt to search it cus its images sighh

[runthepockets]

"I'm cooming I'm gooning I'm looking disrespectfully I'm coombrained and hornypilled"

#JUST STFU AND GO JERK OFF BRO GET OFF 4CHAN WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN OR FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[800lbhammer]

i went on twitter and the only jokes being told on there are from coom brained guys talking about gooning. we should slowly put estrogen in their drinking water.

[embarressment-erradicated]

watching a video essay, and the person making it said, and I quote: "I don't want to GOON to your plot, I want to COOM to your plot"

and if that poetry like phrase didn't make me feel ill in my brain, it would be some of the best advice for plot in videogames

[hardlyevenexist]

what is gooning and cooming

[youngstrokertheb0dysnatcher]

i feel like gooning is sinister while cooming is lighthearted and silly

#i am the chaos wizard