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nolafoodporn · 2 years
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Keep cool and stay spicy this weekend! Like this crisp cucumber salad with sesame oil and hot sauce @wishingtownbakerycafe #coolasacucumber #longweekend #nolasummers #nolaeats (at New Orleans, Louisiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfeepyzr9Ir/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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itsmenotye · 1 year
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#vintageillustration #vintagepostcard #postcard #vegetables #vegetableface #boater #strawhat #coolasacucumber #keepcool #staycool #hotunderthecollar https://www.instagram.com/p/CoP7D5jJ5XV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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tonyspank · 10 months
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WHO?
Warnings: GN! Reader, fluffy + my poor attempts at humor
Summary: You find out who Jenna Ortega is.
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You stand in front of your kitchen counter, watching your monitor as your viewers load into the Twitch chat. You smile watching the chat fly with questions and comments. "Hi, guys!" You wave at the camera, fixing your apron. "Be grateful I'm even streaming this because it was so difficult to get my setup in the kitchen."
You move from the counter to your camera, adjusting it a bit. "There," you mumble to yourself, glancing over to the chat again. "Happy Anniversary." You read off the chat, beginning to smile, "Thank you!"
@coolasacucumber where's babygirl jenna
@teamed28 anniversary??? TIME IS FLYING BROOO
@Versalcool171 why they look kinda cute in that apron
@TggthegreatRede HIIIIII
You move back to the counter, "Jenna isn't here, she's out doing something. But that's good because I'm surprising her with dinner for our anniversary! I have a table set up and everything on our balcony." You tell your viewers. You then look around the kitchen, gathering all the ingredients you need.
Soon a donation message pops up on your monitor and the bot begins reading it aloud. "What does Jenna's farts smell like?"
You pause your movements, standing completely still for a few seconds before moving again. You ignore the question, acting as if you never got it, but the smile on your face gives away your amusement. "Uh, anyway."
You break the silence and continue with your task. You lift up a salmon, "I'm cooking salmon, rice and broccoli for bae." You look up at the chat, watching thousands of reactions appear on the screen. You begin seasoning your salmon with a mixture of herbs and spices, and then place it in the hot pan.
Another donation rings through, "Can you tell us the story of how you met Jenna? I love you so much by the way." You chuckle and reply, "I love you too! Sure, once upon a time..." You say dramatically, laughing at your own joke.
"I was streaming, you know? The usual, then I got a donation."
TWO YEARS AGO
You watch as your screen shows victory, winning another match of Overwatch. Leaning back in your chair, you listen to the donation ringing through your headset. "Have you watched the new Wednesday show on Netflix?"
You furrow your eyebrows as your eyes are fixed on the screen. "Nah, I haven't. Like Wednesday Addams?" You laugh and tilt your head, waiting for the next match to start.
As you wait you decide to check the chat.
@Yuanycat530 Jenna Ortega's in the show
@zenocentric you gotta watch it for mommy jenna
@Momismme3600 its sooo good stg
@amburntfreemansgf MASONS WATCHING STREAM
You sit back up in your chair, adjusting the hat on your head. "Who?" You begin chuckling, completely confused about what your Twitch chat was talking about. "Guys I don't know who Jenna Ortega is."
Suddenly, a flood of messages appear, all talking about Jenna Ortega and the new show she's in. You close out of Overwatch and start sharing your Google to the stream, typing in Jenna Ortega.
You quickly learn that Jenna Ortega is an actress and you begin to recognize her. "Oh, shit. She was in Scream 5 with Mason and David?" You turn your head to the chat before glancing back at the search.
You smile to yourself as you remember the movie. You search in Instagram, looking up Jenna's username, before following her and beginning to scroll through her posts. She was absolutely beautiful; you shock yourself as you can't believe you could forget someone so stunning.
@y/nsdirtysock NOT HER BLUSHING
@amburntfreemansgf IS THIS JOE GOLDBERG?
@mrsasfjerEgads SHES SMILING HELLA HARD
You're knocked out of your daze as your phone begins ringing. You fumble around for your phone, trying to answer it before it goes to voicemail.
You answer it and it's Mason, facetiming you. Mason's face lights up when he sees you. "Why are you going through Jenna's Instagram?!" He laughs and you join in, showing the camera Mason.
"Bro! Chat asked me if I watched her show. I forgot who she was!" Mason grins at his screen, "How could you forget Jenna Ortega?" You shrug and laugh, "I don't know!" Mason laughs again before he places his phone down on his desk, you do the same, rubbing your hands down your face. "Mason join me on Overwatch."
Mason raises an eyebrow, considering the offer. "Sure, but you know I'm bad at this." You smile, loading Overwatch back up. "It's okay, Daddy will carry you." Mason chuckles and playfully rolls his eyes. "Alright, let's see if you can actually carry me this time." Moments later, Mason is in your party, taking a sip of his water.
"My chat says, how did Jenna's profile look?" Mason grins reading off of his live chat on his own screen. You pick an operator, shaking your head. "Tell your chat to stop harassing me," you joke, your smile never fading. Mason chuckles and raises an eyebrow. "Oh, they're just curious. I still can't believe you forgot who Jenna is!"
"Dude! It completely slipped my mind,"  you admit, shrugging. Mason chooses his own operator before walking over to your character and using the "Hello" command. You watch as Mason's character waves and greets your character on the screen. "Imagine if you joined me on Saturday," he says playfully.
His eyes then widen, and he says, Oh, my god, you should join me on Saturday." You can hear the excitement in his voice as he continues, "It'll be so fun, swear, and! And Jenna will be able to make an unforgettable impression." You shake your head, watching your character run to the point.
"Are you trying to play cupid?" You joke, laughing. Mason chuckles and replies, "Well, maybe just a little. But seriously, it would be great to have you there. I'm sure everyone won't mind."
You raise an eyebrow, considering his offer. "Alright, I'll come." You finally agree, unable to resist his infectious enthusiasm. Mason grins triumphantly, clearly pleased with himself.
"Awesome! You won't regret it, I promise," he says, glancing at his chat, leaving you wondering what kind of unforgettable impression Jenna could possibly make.
You huff out when D.Va kills you, leaning back in your chair as you wait to respawn. "Chat. If someone gifts 100 gifted subs, I'll tattoo Jenna's face on my buttocks." You joke, a small smirk on your lips.
Mason chuckles, clearly amused by your playful banter. "Hey, don't underestimate the power of your chat. Who knows, you might end up with a masterpiece on your backside," he teases, wiggling his eyebrows teasingly. You laugh along, secretly hoping that no one takes your joke too seriously.
However, as you continue playing, a notification pops up on your screen indicating that someone has indeed gifted 100 subs. Your eyes widen in disbelief. "Ain't no way!"
A FEW HOURS LATER
*jennaortega started following you*
You rise from your bed, clicking on the Instagram notification that pops up on your phone. Ain't no fucking way.
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Jenna - So...Saturday? Will a portrait of my face be on your butt?
You - you would like that wouldn't you?
Jenna - I'd prefer somewhere everyone can see Jenna - Maybe your forehead is a better spot
You - lol, how about we get matching ones then? You -that way when we kiss we can really make it look like we have four eyes
Jenna - Kiss? Who said anything about kissing? Jenna - I'm not that kind of girl 🤨
You - oh, so what kind of girl are you? ;)
Jenna - The kind that doesn't appreciate these cheesy pickup lines
You - ooh, dairy free You - completely understandable You - from now on i will acknowledge that
Jenna - xxx-xxx-xxx Jenna - Text me on IMessage
You - yes ma'am! 🫡
Reacted ❤️ to your message.
ONE YEAR LATER
"Chat, I'll let you know I just woke up. Don't mind this..." You say, motioning over your face, as you try to rub the sleep from your eyes. "Sorry if I seem out of it. It takes time for my brain to boot up."
You don't notice the way your chat freaks out about the hickey on your neck, as your focus is still on trying to fully wake up. The hickey, a remnant from last night's passionate embrace, remains unnoticed by you for now.
@h5therx is that a mf hickey
@TheGrapeNinja WHO WAS SUCKING ON UR NECK
@twizzy1 @TheGrapeNinja BLOOD THIS AINT EVEN MY NECK????
"Valorant, or Overwatch?" You ask, finally glancing over at your Twitch chat.
You notice a flurry of comments in the chat, with some viewers teasingly pointing out the hickey on your neck. You pause, staring at the chat, before quickly covering your neck with your hand, a blush creeping up your cheeks.
"Brooo, I didn't even know I had this," you mutter sheepishly, rubbing your hand over your neck.
The chat explodes with laughter and playful comments about your unexpected love mark. "Is she going to hear a word out of me." you mutter to yourself, talking about your girlfriend as you begin realizing that even the smallest details don't go unnoticed by your loyal viewers.
"Enough about my hickey! Pick a game!" You jokingly yell at your chat, reaching for a hoodie to cover up the mark. As you put on the hoodie, a donation comes through.
You pause for a moment, glancing at the donation message. "You said you were going to play Sims last stream. Don't worry about the hickey, we're just excited to see you play!"
You chuckle at the comment, grateful for the support and understanding from your viewers. With a smile, you reply, "Alright, alright! Sims it is then! Let's be delulu and create our dream life."
You start up the game and glance over to your chat. "Have you guys ever, like, gone to bed with like a thought or try to preload your own dream? Like, I be going to sleep with a specific idea or scenario in mind, hoping it will manifest in my dreams. It's like I'm trying to program my subconscious to create the perfect dream."
You pause, waiting for your viewers' responses, curious if anyone else has tried something similar.
@ricoottv Yes bruh I be dreaming about Gal Gadot dominating me fr
@24kGoldenRing @ricoottv 😨😨😨
@QuannMeline YESSSSS
As the chat starts flooding with responses, you notice that many of your viewers have indeed experimented with preloading their dreams. Some share their success stories, describing how they have had incredible adventures and even found solutions to real-life problems in their dream scenarios.
Others admit to having mixed results, with some dreams turning out exactly as they had hoped while others took unexpected turns. Excitement builds as everyone exchanges tips and techniques, eager to unlock the full potential of their dream worlds.
"I'm glad I'm not the only one." You chuckle and begin creating your Sim, carefully customizing every detail to make them as close to your ideal self as possible. You then put your face-cam side by side with your sim and ask, "Do they look like me?"
You wait for responses from your viewers, trying not to laugh at the potential comparisons they might make.
@tuneskixx it looks like u if u were mentally unstable
@47SH5T Y/N if they were off crack
@k0hjuh EWWWW
@Shaun Why the sim kinda 😍
"Me if I was off crack? Nah, that's wild." You say, rereading one of your subs chat. "Go to the gallery and find your love interest?" You read off, raising an eyebrow. Intrigued, you decide to take a break from creating your Sim and explore the gallery to see if there's a perfect match waiting for you.
There's a search bar, and without hesitation, you type in "Jenna Ortega." You eagerly scroll through the results, hoping to find a Sim that resembles Jenna Ortega.
Some of them look like her, and the others are far off, but you settle on one that seems to capture her essence the best. Excitedly, you click on the Sim and download it into your game.
"Guys, why does this actually look like Jenna?" You exclaim, unable to contain your excitement. "Yoo! They even have her cleft chin. But to be honest, Jenna doesn't really have a cleft chin, it only appears when she smiles or makes certain facial expressions."
@amburntfreemansgf nah bro a Jenna Ortega specialist
@AlexVsJay "jenna doesn't really have a cleft chin it only appears when makes certain facial expressions" 🤓☝️
@Shaun @amburntfreemansgf LMAOOOO
After adding a dog and cat to your household, you start your sim life as Jenna Ortega, her being your wife. You immerse yourself in the game, navigating through your and Jenna's daily activities and adventures.
"What the fuck!" You shout at the screen, your chat begins to fill up with messages at the sight of what's happening.
@mynames_jeff POV last night
@amburntfreemansgf sorry y'all jenna thought that was me 😅
@ricoottv OMGOMG
"Ya'll, I didn't tell them to do this! They real life just hopped out of the hot tub to make out." You tell your chat, watching as your sim and Jenna's sim kiss passionately. The unexpected display of affection between the sims surprises and amuses you, causing your chat to explode with laughter and comments.
You're so immersed in the game that you don't notice Jenna creeping into your room, a plate of cookies in hand.
@amburntfreemansgf BE SO FUCKING FOR REAL
@n6huh JENNA?????&1'
@t8lyer_44 I KNEW THEY WERE TOGETHER
@AlexVsJay Y/N has now becomepublic enemy #1
She sets the plate down on your desk, causing a wave of delicious aroma to fill the air. The smell wafts towards you, distracting you momentarily from the chaos happening on the screen.
You jump when you turn your head and see Jenna standing there, a smile on her face. Your eyes widen as you shut off your camera. "I'm live!" You say, forgetting that your stream can hear you. Jenna's eyes widen.
You two have been dating for quite a while, but you didn't tell anyone about your relationship.
"Do you think they saw me?" Jenna asks, her voice filled with concern. You shake your head before shrugging, "I don't know, baby. Shit, this is my fault. I should've told you I was live."
A donation rings through, catching both of your attention. You glance at the screen to see a message from a viewer, "Uhhh...the mic is on. Anyways, hi Jenna!" Jenna's face flushes with embarrassment as she realizes that your viewers heard everything.
Your jaw drops, and you decide to turn the camera back on again since it seems like the damage has already been done. You take a deep breath and address the viewers, "Well, I guess there's no hiding it now. Yes, Jenna and I are dating."
Jenna looks at you nervously, unsure of how the viewers will react. You continue, "We wanted to keep it private for a while, but that was kind of difficult." Jenna sits on your lap, waving at the camera. "Hi, everyone." You chuckle nervously, trying to ease the tension.
"We hope you all understand why we wanted to keep it quiet," you add, trying to reassure both Jenna and the audience. "But we also didn't want to hide something that makes us so happy." The viewers' reactions start pouring in, a mix of surprise, support, and curiosity.
Curiosity also makes its way to your and your girlfriend's faces as your Sims start to Woo-hoo in the hot tub. "Is...that us?" Jenna asks, her eyes widening with a smirk playing on her lips. You cover your face with your hands.
"Ain't no way, bruh." You mumble to yourself.
Another donation rings out, "DON'T ACT LIKE YALL WASN'T DOING THAT SAME STUFF LAST NIGHT. WE SEEN THE HICKEY!"
"AIN'T NO WAY!" You shout dramatically, causing Jenna to burst out laughing, covering her mouth with her hand to muffle the sound.
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bonzatrading · 9 months
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dragonturgy · 3 years
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First cucumber setting on! #gardening #vegetablegarden #containergardening #cucumber #coolasacucumber #growth #grow #morning #goodmorning https://www.instagram.com/p/CRGy_gnBnHR/?utm_medium=tumblr
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blairherter · 4 years
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Year Six: Day Two Hundred Ninety Two #TBT to a few weeks ago when I was having a WAYYYY more chill time @waltdisneyworld than my in-laws, my wife and son, and the other people on #splashmountain with me. . . . #waltdisneyworld #party #coolasacucumber https://www.instagram.com/p/B7HwIWOnYty/?igshid=mbo1khqd0qxg
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hottesome · 4 years
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Limited days... limited release... As we say chow to 2019... there's one thing in which my sips will feast.. The amazing collection of hard kombucha's (available in 22oz Bombers and/or 4 pk cans) from @boochcraft will blow your mind... Spiced Pear... oooohhh yeeeeaaah! #boochcraft #coolasacucumber #craftbrews #hardkombucha #holidayseason #kwanzaa #limitedrelease #livecultures #nye #pearcider #pearkombucha #plantbasedlife #probiotic #spicedpear #veganfriends #veganism #weekendfun #wholefoodsmarkets (at Whole Foods Market) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6oGtnIpDRK/?igshid=hoj7vg0l0cu7
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alinapaige · 6 years
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In polar opposite to the mood of my last post, I just want to give a #mancrushmonday shoutout to this handsome devil who let me give him the first motorcycle ride of his life last Thursday. 😎 After his fear subsided, he had quite a good time. 😄 #coolasacucumber #cherrypopped #mcm #motorcycles https://www.instagram.com/p/BpQJGyrgdBJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=co0s16ule65g
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thevelvetlotus · 6 years
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🥒Just discovered how delicious apple cider vinegar is on cucumber! Yummmyummmyum!!!🥒 #cucumber #applecidervinegar #applecidervinegardetox #apple #cider #health #healthyeating #healthyfood #healing #life #live #love #themother #mother #snack #body #natural #fresh #organic #delicious #yummy #food #cleansing #cool #coolasacucumber
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sarimi · 6 years
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Tällaista #kurkkua en olekaan aiemmin nähnyt. #käyrätkurkut #kurkku #kasvihuone #kasvimaa #sadonkorjuu #garden #cucumber #coolasacucumber #greenhouse
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justpeachycomic · 6 years
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I mean look at his leather jacket. How can you compete with that?? Cards, stickers and prints available in my bio on Society6. . . . #funnycomic #webcomic #coolasacucumber #funnygift #comix (at Mesa, Arizona)
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robeads72-blog · 4 years
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Cloudy, cool downtown Laredo days... #WhereDidTheSunshineGo #CoolAsACucumber #CityHallVantage #LaredoCityManager #1Team1Laredo #LoveMyLaredo #HolaLaredo #VisitLaredo (at Downtown Laredo) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFsiURDjtDl/?igshid=3kdhae9ghk4a
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astuta · 4 years
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Cucumbers #eatyourgreens #blackandwhite #blackandwhitephotography #stilllife #bumpy #texture #coolasacucumber #cucumba https://www.instagram.com/p/CBOaL9bDImd/?igshid=kxdrcchce3d1
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Watch this space. Sweden 🇸🇪 here we comes @dirtyrides_mtb_apparel ・・・ ▪Lunch post. When do you like to post in the day? You should post consistent to get the most out of it in the end but some times that is hard. ☆Like Save Share Follow☆ @kaptenleven #dirtyridesmtbapparel #bepartofit #dra #mtb #bmx #mtblife #coolasacucumber #dailymtb #mtbdailynetwork (at DirtyRides Mtb Apparel) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBOSuukg1Uf/?igshid=1lxua6h71nitb
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Be the cucumber 😇 . #coolasacucumber . . . Follow : @one_word_substitution @idioms_or_phrases @vocablogy @competitive_english_grammar @learn_via_insta . . . . . . . . . . . #one_word_substitution #idiom #englishlanguage #englishtips #vocabularybuilding #englishteacher #englishvocabulary #onewordsubstitution #ssccgl #ssc #ows #englishlearning #learning #wordpower #srj #idioms_or_phrases #learningviainstagram #srjinitiative #idioms #idioms_or_phrases #phrases #speakenglish #grammar #idiomsandphrases #englishwords #learningviainstagram #phrasalverb #ssc #ssccgl #upsc #competitiveexam https://www.instagram.com/p/B_Y1Md_gSq8/?igshid=1qvm89ld4spw8
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theurbanshowroom · 4 years
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Picture perfect & cool as that cucumber 🥒 prepping, props & photo op! My fabulous little helper ✅🌈💚 . . . . . . . . #preppingprops #foodprops #hintofgreen #tiapenney #artdirector #art direction #theurbanshowroom #coolasacucumber (at Sydney, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B72u9fmA2-T/?igshid=lixiv6ivu6g9
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