#cooking turkey

[daily-deliciousness]

Turkey cranberry brie sliders

#brie #turkey #thanksgiving #sandwich #food #sliders #cranberry #cranberry sauce #turkey sandwich #appetizer #cheese #bread rolls #easy recipes #tasty #foodporn #delicious #cooking #food photography #foodgasm #recipe

[coffee-mage-sans-caffeine]

So this morning I woke up ready to make the monster turkey in my fridge. I said to myself 'uuuuugh spatchcocking the turkey is so much work, I'm not going to bother this year.'

Then I went to my recipe box and pulled out the card for the really excellent turkey I made last year. It was an experiment and it turned out so good that I wrote down what I'd done after a couple glasses of wine and put it in the recipe box.

And reader, the first line of the directions. I read myself for filth.

[Image description: A small white recipe card on a grey background. Written on the recipe card in black handwriting is "Directions: Butterfly/Spatchcock the fucking turkey (Remember why you lazy fool). Rub Butter all over turkey, including under skin. Zest orange into Zataar. Drizzle the fucking bird in pomegranate molasses on rack over pan. Rub it in like lotion or whatever. All over. Pat zataar/orange blend all over. Cut orange in half, put under neck skin. Put OJ+Water in pan. Bake that bitch. (Watch pan keep wet) Gravy: Skim fat, use to cook flour (roux). Deglaze pan. Put juice in roux. Add Stock to get Consistency of Gravy. Devour."] First line. I can't stop laughing. Every time I glance at the card, I scream laugh hysterically.

#Turkey day #Fuck thanksgiving but I like cheap food #This turkey was 99 cents a pound so of course I'm making it #Tw: thanksgiving #Thanksgiving #Turkey #Cooking #idiocy

[parisoonic]

zzz

merry christmas everyone!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 heavy #tf2 fanart #tw blood #ahhh no time for christmas ideas so just a sketch from my drafts unfortunately #i am cooking (and trying) turkey for the first time ever this christmas so...i gotta figure out how to cook this big arse bird

[pinkd3mon]

Free them

Day 7 of drawing kirby shitpost for every day of October

#kirby #kots #kirby of the stars #kirby fanart #hoshi no kirby #king dedede #the kirby krew spend Thanksgiving together #dedede has the important task of keeping Kirby busy while Bandana cooks dinner #meta knight refuses to help because he finds it amusing #he only interfered one time because Kirby had somehow convinced dedede they could both eat the turkey #and meta knight had to stop both of them #the trend of dedede gets possessed so he's just easily convinced to do stuff #originally this was about Christmas because i forgot Thanksgiving existed #im not american and neither is Kirby #but sometimes it's good to pretend

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

#Cruisin' Gourmet #SCTV #SCTV Network #turkey #Thanksgiving #Happy Thanksgiving #cooking dinner #nomnomnom #Dave Thomas #surreal comedy #how to stuff a turkey #Hammersmith Horror

[laz-kay]

Happy thanksgiving to all who celebrate🦃

#happy thanksgiving #thanksgiving #bobs burgers #bobs burgers thanksgiving #an indecent thanksgiving proposal #turkey in a can #dawn of the peck #gayle makin’ bob sled #the quirk-ducers #thanks-hoarding #i bob your pardon #now we’re not cooking with gas #diarrhoea of a poopy kid #stuck in the kitchen with you #putts-giving #bobs burgers gif #gif set

[miralyk]

assassin's creed 2 is still haunting my computer,, now i'm wondering about salt's properties for warding off ghosts and cooking italian

#ghosts in the machine au #protocreed #ezio auditore #alex j mercer #desmond miles #my overseas friend and i talked about her getting takeout since she’s done w her semester and home celebrating now #But despite her away from the lab computer ac2’s on… I still have ac2 on MY computer so she joked he’s now bothering me even more lmao #(oh yeah also in the chinese fandom ezio’s nicknamed the florentine nightingale hence being cooked as a turkey... like the ac3 one LMAO) #assassin’s creed #prototype 2009 #doodles

[pinkfairiesteaparty]

#Fall #autumn #november #acorns #turkeys #thanksgiving #Aesthetic #food #baking #cooking #sweet #dessert #delicious #cookies #sugar cookies #fall leaves

[whitefireprincess]

Turkey Bacon Club | James Brown

#food #cooking #turkey #bacon #cranberry mayo #blt #club sandwich #uotd #whitefireprincess

[primussavethesemechs]

I’m back with more slightly disturbing thoughts about transformers.

Ok listen.

I think cybertronians should be more freaked out by the fact humans eat other living things.

Like come on, bots only ingest energon which is inanimate crystal juice, they’re regularly grossed out by normal organic functions, and you’re telling me they don’t bat at eye at the idea of their friendly little Sentient companions straight up killing other animals and eating them??? I feel like that should def cause more cognitive dissonance for them, esp autobots since they actually get close to humans.

Like I can see them being grossed out but accepting of the fact that wild animals eat each other- they are WILD animals and all, not exactly sentient or even necessarily intelligent after all. But HUMANS? The organic creatures that are the closest to them (going by tfp standards where they don’t mention many other organic species) in terms of structure and emotion and intelligence?? That has to be concerning on some level to them.

Referencing tfp and MTMTE where they have scraplets and sparkeaters, i feel like that’s what they’d kind of associate it with which would freak them out more. God forbid they hear about how common cannibalism is in survival situations, I don’t even know if they’d be able to sympathize the slightest bit with that considering as far as I know cannibalism Isn’t Really A Thing for them. That’s a thought in of itself tbh, would they be able to reckon with the concept of being so hungry you’d eat people you know, when it’s physically impossible for them to do that? How do you rationalize the choices others make in desperate situations when you know you’d never have to make that choice anyway and you’ll never have their perspective on it?

Anyways, I’m entertained by the idea of them being able to ignore stuff like nuggets or patties considering it doesn’t look recognizable as what it is but being downright repulsed by steaks, especially if its bloody or has bone visible. They don’t like the visual reminders of their sweet little organic friends consuming flesh and blood. Too freaky for them.

#transformers #tfp #mtmte #transformers prime #maccadam #love those things about transformers finding little details about humans to be unsettling #their teeth being flat and boxy #vs some of ours being sharper #made for tearing flesh #they think it’s hilarious seeing a human tear at a Turkey leg like a dog #until they remember that it’s a Turkey’s Leg. like an actual animals dismembered leg #it’s cooked but the realization that they’re gnawing on skin and flesh and bone #all of which humans have #is very sobering #and kind of creepy #actually very creepy #and the more they think about it the worse it gets #I desperately want to wind this into a humanformers post #about them pushing it down until not only do they have to recognize this fact #but they have to go through with it too #😁 fun times for all

[daily-deliciousness]

Roast turkey

#turkey #thanksgiving #roasted turkey #roast turkey #food #dinner #meal #main dishes #thanksgiving dinner #thanksgiving turkey #thanksgiving food #holiday food #garlic butter #tasty #foodporn #delicious #cooking #food photography #foodgasm #recipe

[saltandlavenderblog]

Leftover turkey soup recipe

#recipe #cooking #easy recipes #homemade #comfort food #quick recipes #soup #thanksgiving #holidays #turkey

[brattylikestoeat]

#red beans and rice #red beans #rice #turkey #andouille sausage #meat #pork #TikTok #TikTok food #brattylikestoeat #food #foodlr #food blog #video #foodie #cooking stim #stim cooking #savory stim #yummy #fine men + fine food

[colealexart]

is mistletoe a thing in exandria? it is now!

#critical role #critical role fanart #imogen temult #laudna #imodna #i just think they deserve to kiss under the mistletoe :) #headcanon that laudna still celebrates winters crest #and her and imogen cook dinner together for the hells #maybe zhudanna helps too! #fearne and ashton hide mistletoe around the house #someone polymorphs fcg into something that can taste so he can eat the turkey #or whatever people eat for winters crest #i just love the thought of cosy bells hells #being happy together #no scary moon shit no dying no angst #just happiness :) #digital art #my art

[serial777killers]

comfort food <3

#minced Turkey tho cause we don’t eat beef here #cooking with him also 🥺 #my post

[yahoo201027]

What's your favorite Thanksgiving episode of Bob’s Burgers?

Doing another holiday episode poll for Bob’s Burgers since we don't have a Thanksgiving episode this year and was this close to not doing it because of the limit of the choices of doing a Tumblr poll, but here we are since Tumblr was generous to add an added option after 10. What's your favorite Thanksgiving episode? Give a vote.

#Bob's Burgers #Bobs Burgers #Bob’s Burgers #Thanksgiving #Thanksgiving 2023 #An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal #Turkey in a Can #Dawn of the Peck #Gayle Makin' Bob Sled #The Quirkducers #Thanks Hoarding #I Bob Your Pardon #Now We're Not Cooking With Gas #Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid #Stuck in the Kitchen With You #Putts giving #Opinion #Poll