Porthos: you're sick! Your temperature is 104.1!
Aramis: I'm not sick! If I was sick, could I do this?
Aramis: ... *stares intently at Porthos*
Athos: what are you doing?
Aramis: ...cartwheels. Am I not doing them?
D'Artagnan, softly: no.
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I’m a thousand years late to the fandom but here’s some Musketeers drawings! Ig-@_april.waste_
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Athos takes up the Comte title again and donates his a large majority of yearly earnings to good causes and the rest of the nobility is mad because he has a beautiful and intelligent wife and a crop of adorable children.
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Powrót fazy po latach.
Tom Burke as Athos in "The Musketeers".
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Here are my Three Musketeers bookmarks.
Left to right:
1. Athos, “The Musketeers” (BBC TV series) version played by Tom Burke. A gift for @ja87.
2. Athos, the version from my imagination based on the books of Dumas. A present for a person who doesn’t have an account here.
3. Aramis as the cunning bishop of Vannes, my own version based on the books. A gift for myself. :)
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Labour by Paris Paloma but it's Milady de Winter and Athos (or just her theme tbh)
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Porthos: what's burning?
Aramis, leaning against the door frame: just my desire for you~
Athos: Aramis, the toaster is on fire
(d'Artagnan is filming this)
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I'm watching athos got so drunk his ppl dragged him back to pinon episode. Why is a man throwing a chicken?
Athos says God had no part in making him Comte de la Fere maybe it was soup that made him comte.
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@zarashi100 , Well 👀, the auto-translator and I tried very hard, but we still can't be sure that we did everything right (we can't be sure that we did anything right at all 😰 🙈) …
In general, in fact, these are just questionable jokes. A few remarks:
There is nothing very important here, it's just a reference to a meme with a crying cat who has no words, there are only emotions 🐱 ...
This part is difficult to explain, because it is a catch phrase from a Soviet film based on a book by a Soviet writer. In one of the scenes, a man who does not know French well asks for alms. He doesn't speak quite right, that he hadn't eaten in six days: "Je ne mange pas six jours". Correctly: "Je n'ai pas mangé depuis 6 jours"
Sometimes we use this incorrect French phrase to joke about the lack of money or complain about the salary, as if we will soon have nothing to eat.
3. When Athos was offered the rank of lieutenant, he said that it was too much for Athos, and too little for the count. We sometimes joke that it has something to do with craving alcohol 🍷. Even for the Comte de la Fere, this is too much. But d'Artanian forgot that Porthos was also a drunkard and that he drank much more than others.
Okay, I'm not sure I was able to translate or explain something correctly. But there was an attempt 😅.
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Athos: There has got to be a better way of doing this
Porthos: Of course there is, it’s just highly illegal. Something I assumed someone like you, the Comte de la Fere, would take issue with
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