#cm crit

[maschotch]

idk if this is controversial but speaking of Reid girls n all that, i hate how forgotten Morgan gets since everyone seems to favour Reid. writing a mlm fic? it’s centred around Reid and Morgan is just sorta there, or maybe comforts Reid. need just one queer character? it’s Reid. a trans masc hc? it’s Reid again. and most of all,,, people making any kind of hurt/comfort or angst or whatever to do with csa… and they choose Reid. they make a head canon that he experienced csa, when Morgan literally canonically did, and everyone ignores that he did. and it’s fine to have a favourite character and all that, but it’s… disproportionately skewed in favour of the skinny white boy, yk? it feels so off to me. and also how people seem to totally forget about Morgan’s experiences. idk

aldhskdh it’s definitely controversial but youre so so right for it?? i feel like a lotta people just… ignore morgan. it wouldnt feel as purposeful or malignant if they didnt give the exact things morgan deals with to reid?? the same thing kinda happens w hotch, where people obsess over reid so much that it overshadows the places where they’re similar (like hotch being a nerd or autistic hotch or transmasc hotch) but even then, at least he’s got the hotchgirls to balance it out. where are the morgangirls?? where are they??

it seems like such a waste that morgan gets sidelined as the himbo jock football guy when the writers went out of their way to let us know that’s not who he is?? it’s the one time i think the writers actually did good in comparison to the fandom: they made him one of the smartest, most emotionally open characters. he’s so so caring. and reid is smart, sure, but even morgan has his strengths. he’s a better chess player than reid (something i wish we couldve seen more of), which i think no one ever fucking mentions. morgan seems like an afterthought at most in cm fics, with moreid, hotchgan, and morcia. he’s just.. underappreciated in general in comparison to his white counterparts.

as far as the trans masc hc… ok.. this one might get me into trouble lol but it feels so… uninteresting? he’s “gnc” bc he has long hair ig. i dont wanna say too much more on that bc morgan/hotch seem very comfortable in their gender identity, and it’s probably easier for questioning people to identify with the generally-insecure reid. which is like.. fine ig but it feels? belittling almost? infantilizing/woobifying trans men? idk

this shit is always kinda hard to talk about bc yeah there’s nothing inherently wrong for csa reid hcs or trans reid hcs or autistic reid hcs or whatever, but it feels particularly disingenuous when you have morgan right there who can easily have as many if not more of those popular hcs applied to him. but sure yeah lets just ignore him as the dumb jock lol. lets make him a prop for other characters. lets cast aside his characterization to make reid more interesting. it’s definitely a trend in fandom to hype up the skinny white boy, so i cant reeally blame reidgirls for living up to the stereotype, but it feels like they actively ignore morgan. it just sucks bc morgan js such a fun character

#idk maybe its hypocritical of me to say all this while being a very hotch-centric blog #i dont pay nearly as much attention to morgan as i should #(to be fair i just kinda dont give a shit ab religious trauma and stuff) #but the csa thing? the bisexual hcs? the troubled intellect hcs? the autistic hcs?? #all of that going to reid just seems so overdone. especially when it seems so much more fun to consider all that with morgan #i also just.. dont like the way reid handles anything lol he’s so whiny and annoying #asks #cm crit

[littlecarmine]

I recently watched the new season, and I am curious what your thoughts are on Garvez and Garcia. Do you believe Garvez is still endgame?

hi anon! im sorry in advance this is so long. spoilers and cm/penelope crit below 

(writing penelope crit makes me legitimately sad 😭)

im not sure garvez was ever endgame. ill be happy for people who like them if they are, but after the date flashback im kinda done. i want luke with someone who can be with him without insulting him

my biggest issue is penelope’s terrible character development. by s16ep5 its pretty cringe. its completely avoidable too! if tyler was a detective obsessed with the case, maybe it’d be different. as a victim’s family member, every interaction with him is so bad. the yelling “no no no!” scene about interviewing him was embarrassing. she argues with tyler constantly, which would be fine if he wasn't a victim’s family member! when she ends things with him, she takes 0 responsibility for putting the case in jeopardy or disobeying emily. emily could get fired if it got out but oh well!! not penny's problem <3

her character is completely different now. penelope overstepped with victims' families before, but for THEIR benefit. shes struggled on cases before but handled it differently with hotch. i just dont think the current writers get her character. shes always brought comic relief, but the show used to be balanced about it. her character does things to find happiness and keep the horrors from her job at bay, but no one is better than her. she chooses to see the best in people while being the most professional when she needs to be. when she teases derek and the team, its usually at appropriate times. she has her moments, but shes not really an immature character. for most of the early seasons, shes probably the most well adjusted. shes given every character emotional support. kevin is a no, but for years she did have one of the most stable relationships on the team.

by the time luke joins, it feels like the funny parts of her personality are her entire personality. and then shes rude to luke for years!! in the moment it felt fine bc it was her immature reaction to a crush. looking back its weird. why is she suddenly like this? shes been in relationships before. she corrected herself after being cold to alex when she first joined the team, but shes so immature she can only deal with liking luke by insulting him for 3 years?

they’ve been writing penelope’s character poorly for years, but this is the first season where i’ve struggled watching her scenes. its actually impressive how they were able to ruin a character in 10 eps sdfkjsk. hopefully s17 will be better but i don’t have a lot of faith. mostly i dont want to see luke trying to win her over. if theyre together it better be because shes written completely differently and makes the effort.

#h answers #criminal minds spoilers #criminal minds evolution spoilers #criminal minds critical #penelope garcia critical #cm crit #anons :) #ty for the ask!! i clearly had a lot of feelings about this sdfjksh #waiting for someone to ask me about emily next so i can cry over her too 💀

[arowrath]

love criminal minds bc theres so many episodes that if ur mentally ill theres probably one where the killer has ur exact mental illness. theres one where a girl has ocd specifically with the number 3 and fire. she fidgets with her rings when she gets anxious. shes literally me if i were to burn down buildings <3.

#thought of this bcuz of that one episode with the ppl who hallucinate bugs on their skin <3 #cm crit #<- i love criticising that show. i like the show but lord #theres a lot to criticize at times #text

[spencereid]

braindead criminal minds takes include “stop complaining about not seeing the teams personal lives it’s a CRIME show. plus irl they’d be pretty work-focused anyway” honey if it were irl i think the fbi would be violating several labor laws also they are not crime solving robots they’re supposed to have personalities and hobbies as humans often do

#yes i saw a cm confession on instagram and was so bothered by it i took it here #other crime dramas manage to give their characters plenty of personal life without jeopardizing the integrity of it being a crime drama #one of cm’s biggest downfall is how little thought they put into seeing their characters as human imo #a lot of these plot issues and crit we all have boils down to ‘i don’t humanize my characters they are puppets’ #a personal life is integral to a character who is supposed to be a believable human #that is how they feel real #also the labor law thing the more i watch cm the more i realize they are just simply on call 24/7 which feels illega #once blake was literally going out of town and got called in like she got ON THE PLANE and had to get off for a case #if u wanna talk ‘irl’ legally workers must be given time off call there must be other teams #the bau doesn’t even leave the building- if ur so damned on this show being ‘realistic’ #hope we all enjoyed my rant cm is my favorite show ever and i also love to hate it

[forcemelt]

crafted 3 critical gold augments today 😎

#my cm-1377 craft was a crit #so i had 2 gold augs guaranteed #and from those one of them was a crit #which like yknow i wish both of them were crit so i'd end up with 4 #but 3 is still nice #now with everything being uncapped i think i could actually end up seeing a difference between purples 286s and these gold 300s

[asexualchad]

this is becoming exhausting are there any covid-conscious spaces that do not have heavy overtones of kink/polyamory/transgenderism

#i have found exactly one small group that does not discuss this explicitly/is not run by people who openly fantasize about hurting women #like obviously i find the scientific/denialism cognitive dissonance mismatch quite striking #but i really need a space where it's not so fucking aggressive #i've debated a non-liberal/mainstream left group on CM but i don't want to be responsible for a group #also as clever and easy as 'covid doesn't care about your feelings' is my tolerance for ben shapiro fans does not exist #terfs please touch #gender crit #drop the t

[contentloadingandstuff]

Necro AU: Character Profile - Aldehan Adler

Image has been generated using the BING image generator.

Title: General Belligerent 

Affiliation: The Legion 

Name: Aldehan Adler

Race: Undead

Sex: Male

Age: Over 400, died at 37.

Nationality: Mondstadtian

Height: 184 cm

Short description: One of the most prominent generals of The Legion. A liche of notable age, Aldehan Adler originates from a time when the Lawrence Clan was still in power in Mondstadt. Champion of Qablu, The Bearer of War. 

Long description: Aldehan Adler, despite his considerable age, remains to be one of the best generals to ever lead Beleth's armies. His death toll stands in number beyond counting, and the creatures he and his elite regiment of ancient undead killed would make a disturbingly long list. Being one of the most strict and ruthless commanders earned him the respect of veterans and the fearfulness of new recruits. Throughout history his training programmes gave rise to the most powerful Legionaries Umbra can offer, the most recent addition being the mortal nuisance named Sakurai Denki, a creation of Sunqu. His men are hardened in the flames of thousands of conflicts, resulting in low casualties, unbreakable discipline, and complete lack of remorse. With enough time, Adler can make anyone into a killing machine, willingly following The Great One's every order. 

Visual appearance: Tall skeleton, clad in heavy armor. A characteristic dent in the jawbone, related to his death. Red hood over his skull, topped off with a crown. The hood extends into a thin cloak, with the Eye emblem woven in the middle with golden thread. Thick leather gloves, high, solid leather boots. Double belts with a simple clamp. Sheathed sword always on the hip, fully exposed. When engaged in combat, Adler summons a banner in his left hand, bearing the mark of his unit - an ascending eagle. 

Personality: Charismatic, but ruthless. Cynical with a notable lack of empathy for the living. Great leader preferring to command from the field rather than a safe tent. Believes that the general's presence among the ranks, as well as fighting among them, boosts morale more than anything. Cares for those under his command. He will go to the Abyss itself for them, and they will willingly follow. Prone to brutality in combat, and lack of mercy afterwards. His word is law for his troops. Devout believer in The Necro Archon. 

Model: Tall Undead 

Rarity: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Vision: Necro

Weapon: Sword 

Constellation: Gladius Mortis

Normal Attack: Qablian Bladework - Command

Performs up to 5 slashes with his sword, dealing PHYS DMG. 

Charged Attack: Strikes his banner into the ground, dealing AoE PHYS DMG and calling all summoned units to him. 

Plunge Attack: Strikes from above with his banner, impaling it into the ground and dealing AoE PHYS DMG. 

Elemental Skill: Unholy Summoning

Press: Adler points the sword towards the nearest enemy, and sacrifices 15% of his MAX HP to summon a Wight. 

Hold: Adler waves his banner, disbanding all summons. When a summon is disbanded within 5 seconds of being summoned and does not take any damage, Adler receives all of the spent HP back. 

A total of 3 Wights can be summoned at a time.

For every summon present on the field, Adler's Max HP is decreased by 15% until the summon is either disbanded or dies in combat.

Wights have a lifespan of 30 seconds, and can be summoned only in combat. Upon leaving combat, the Wights are disbanded. 

Wights' stats are based on a percentage of Adler's stats, including HP, DEF, and ATK. DMG% BONUS, CRIT RATE and CRIT DMG remain identical to Adler's. 

Wights will attack opponents in melee, attracting their attention. They count as summons, meaning that even bosses and Traunce Bosses will attack them. Bosses will still prioritize the player if they are within reach. 

Wights are disbanded once Aldehan Adler falls. 

Skill CD: 25.0 seconds. 

Note: All summons persist even if the summoner isn't the active character.

Voiceover: Press: "To me!"  Press: "Rally!"  Press: "Arise!"  Hold: "Withdraw!"  Hold: "Stand down!"  Hold: "They're mine!" 

Encyclopedia: Wight

Wights are the backbone of the Necro Archon's armies. Too weak or just not fit to join the Legion, they serve as the anvil to the hammer of cavalry, more elite troops and ranged units. Most are very loyal, but their cores limit their capability to question or resist the Great One. Their average age doesn't usually exceed a hundred years. With decent armor, good training and high quality weapons, Wights hold the line for other troops to deliver the killing blow. 

Pros:

+ High HP + Good DEF + Armor + Shield + Ranged attack - a javelin throw every 10.0 seconds + Good lifespan

Cons:

- Weak ranged attack  - Slow speed - Low ATK - Melee attacks can’t reach floating enemies - When destroyed with Pyro, the Wight will explode, dealing damage to everyone around

Voiceover: Summoned: "At your command."  Summoned: "Your will?"  Summoned: "Lead us." Kill: "Feed the worms!"  Kill: "For The Great One!"  Kill: "Die!" 

Elemental Burst: Death March

Adler places down his banner, creating a Banner of Slaughter. All summons within the radius of Banner of Slaughter gain Necro infusion. A knockback occurs, dealing Necro DMG. 

Once per 3.0 seconds, spawns a Skeleton. A max of 20 Skeletons can exist at the same time. 

Skeletons have a lifespan of 10.0 seconds. 

All summons within Banner of Slaughter’s radius have their lifespans refreshed every 1.0 seconds. 

Banner of Slaughter duration: 15.0 seconds 

Banner of Slaughter range: 30 meters

Energy cost: 80

Banner of Slaughter cooldown: 30.0 seconds.

Animation: The camera zooms into Adler's face. The white points in his eyes glow bright red. Adler lifts his banner above his head and strikes it into the ground, with the camera zooming out to capture the ghostly shapes of soldiers behind him. 

Voiceover: “Weaklings, bow before His might!” “Stand with me, or perish!” “Cull the weak, slay the strong!” “Cravens, they flee before us!”

Encyclopedia: Skeleton

Skeletons are the weakest troops at the Necro Archon’s disposal. Their mental capacity is limited to executing orders, with no trace of sapience. They perform mundane and repetitive jobs like work in the mines, farming or guard duties. Their combat use is rare, since their lackluster skills make placing cores inside them a waste of time, resources and Necro energy that could be spent on creating Wights. Despite this, they are cheap and easy to summon en masse as meat shields for more valuable troops, temporary protection for liches and necromancers or for flooding enemy positions. They fare decently against weak and average fighters, making up for their temporary nature. 

Pros: 

+ High ATK + Shielded + Summoned in high numbers + Doesn’t explode upon death by Pyro + Fairly fast

Cons: 

- Low DEF - Low HP - Low lifespan - No ability to attack floating enemies - No ranged attack

Skeletons don’t feature voice lines. 

Passive I: Forged In Bloodshed

Equips Wights with heavy armor, granting them +60% DEF. Their shields are steel-plated, making them unburnable. 

Passive II: Call The Dead

When a living, humanoid enemy is killed during the duration of Banner of Slaughter, a Skeleton is spawned. Extends the lifespan of Skeletons by 2.0 seconds. 

Passive III: Sacking

When Aldehan Adler is in the team, Mora dropped from enemies has a 1000% multiplier. Mora obtained from chests has a 300% bonus. When Aldehan Adler opens a Ley Line: Blossom of Wealth, he obtains 25% additional Mora.

Bonus Ability: Necromantic Mastery

Replaces the special dish ability. When Adler crafts a Summoning Schematic, he has a 20% chance of obtaining double the product. 

Encyclopedia: Summoning Schematics

Summoning Schematics are craftable gadgets that allow the player to summon a Necro entity to aid them in combat, at the cost of a portion of the summoner’s MAX HP. They have a cooldown of 300.0 seconds. 

Constellation I: Flood of Death 

On activation of Death March, three Skeletons are spawned. Increases the spawn frequency from 3.0 seconds to 2.0 seconds.

Constellation II: Unending Warfare

The MAX HP penalty for casting Unholy Revival is decreased by 5%. Wights gain a 10.0 seconds increase in their lifespan. 

Constellation III: Desecration

Increases the level of Unholy Revival by 3. 

Constellation IV: Violent Delight

When a summon kills an enemy, Adler gains 10 Energy and 15% of his MAX HP as healing. 

Constellation V: Ruthless Discipline

Increases the level of Death March by 3. 

Constellation VI: Sustained by Slaughter

When a summon kills an enemy, their lifespan is reset. 30% of DMG dealt by summons is returned to them as healing. 

Thanks for reading!

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact au #genshin au #au #genshin impact necro au #genshin necro au #necro au #genshin impact oc #genshin oc #oc #necro au aldehan adler #aldehan adler #genshin impact gameplay concept #gameplay concept #necro au oc

[laslow]

deep dive character sheet

stolen from: ree + all of toa! tagging: the lovely lass reading this, of course!

NAME: Laslow

BODY

height: 170.18 cm / 5'7

strength ★★★☆☆ (he's lean instead of built yfm)

dexterity ★★★★★ (a dancer after all!!)

health ★★★☆☆ (i like to think he's more susceptible to things like allergies/colds bc of growing up in a literal wasteland rip)

energy ★★★★☆ (fluctuates depending on circumstances like if he's gotten enough sleep/if he's sick)

beauty ★★★★★ (i mean look at him bro roguish good looks isn't just a line and no i'm not biased on this at allllll)

style ★★★☆☆ (he tries!)

hygiene ★★★★★ 

SKILLS

perception ★★★★☆ (he's not half as stupid as he appears, especially when the situation calls for it. he knows when to shut up and be serious.)

communication ★★★★☆ (heart on his sleeve and all that)

persuasion ★★☆☆☆ (technically two and a half stars bc while he can't get beyond a first date, he does get one and he can generally coax a smile out of those he's close to)

mediation ★★★☆☆ (he tries he really really does but sometimes the nonchalant attitude has the opposite effect)

literacy ★★★☆☆ (def not a regular at the library but he'll occasionally stop by. also, he does enjoy reading about both famous dancers + swordmasters)

creativity ★★★★★

cooking ★☆☆☆☆ (dirt soup a la inigo, anyone?)

tech savvy ★★☆☆☆ (he can learn but it's a huge learning curve)

combat ★★★★☆ (explained this before once but basically: incredibly talented swordsman made even more so after his arrival in Fatesland. The magic wore off once he left but his base talent remained.)

survival ★★★☆☆

stealth ★★★☆☆ (moves lightly on his feet in general but can be stealthy when needed)

street smarts ★★★★☆ (he's managed to keep his pretty face intact so far!)

seduction ★★★☆☆ (HE SUCCEEDS OCCASIONALLY [thank u for the quote Sain] plus Laslow does get a paired ending)

luck ★★★★☆ (now I'm no stat expert but his base luck at the start of Fates is 14 and can grow up to 60%. Plus, he relies on a healthy amount of luck to get him out of dates gone awry.)

handling animals ★★★☆☆ (dogs are his favorite animal of all time ever)

pacifying children ★★★★★ (my personal hc is that inigo/laslow always wanted a little sibling so he therefore has a soft spot for kids and is a pro at making them giggle)

MIND

intelligence ★★★☆☆ (again, not as stupid as he has everyone believe and his emotional intelligence grows the older he gets)

happiness ★★★☆☆ (docking off one star because he does canonically fall into depressive episodes when he gets rejected + there's the whole childhood trauma thing oops)

spirituality ★★☆☆☆ (he believes in Lady Fate more than Naga or even Nohr's Dusk Dragon; having met both of them, he's not the biggest fan of either tbqh)

confidence ★★★★★ (full 5 stars for what he projects but like a three for how he actually feels)

humor ★★★★★ (does not matter if they are laughing at him or with him--point is they are laughing)

anxiety ★★★☆☆(gets better as he's older but it never fully goes away)

patience ★★★☆☆

passion ★★★★★ (one of his crit lines is literally "i'm a man of passion!")

nice         ☆★☆☆☆ mean (only truly sarcastic to owain. sorry pal. fully capable of being a snide little jerk but that's VERY rare)

brave       ☆★☆☆☆ cowardly (has to fight against his fear quite a lot but he will always say he's brave first and foremost)

pacifist   ☆☆☆★☆ violent (i have mANY thoughts about this but shall leave this here for now)

thoughtful ☆☆★☆☆ impulsive (finds a good middle ground at the ripe old age of 22)

agreeable ☆☆★☆☆ contrary (depends on the situation really!)

idealistic   ★☆☆☆☆ pragmatic (head full of rainbows and sunshine etc etc)

frugal        ☆☆☆☆★ big spender (lazzy needs money saving courses fr)

extrovert   ☆☆★☆☆ introvert (i say ambivert solely because he does require time to recharge. [read: sneaking off to go dance])

collected   ☆☆☆★☆ wild (i lean more towards wild because he does like going to a tavern/enjoying a good party but he's not boisterous by any means)

ambitious / possessive / stubborn / jealous / decisive / perfectionist

SOCIAL

charisma ★★★★★ (he wormed his way into his friends [and eventual beloved's] heart SOMEHOW)

empathy ★★★★☆ (another one of those things that grows with age)

generosity ★★★★☆ (when it really comes down to it, if you needed the shirt off his back, he'd hand it over)

wealth ★☆☆☆☆ (if he'd stop buying tea and flowers and trinkets and sweets all the time--)

honest  ☆☆★☆☆ deceptive (he had to be deceptive during his days in Nohr though he leans towards honesty)

leader   ☆☆☆★☆ follower (followed lucina's orders without question and became a retainer in Nohr. Now, how well he listens to some orders....)

polite    ☆☆★☆☆  rude (errs towards manners but he's fairly casual in how he refers to others due to how he grew up)

political ☆☆☆★☆ indifferent (he has a pretty good sense of right and wrong and isn't afraid to stand up to those who are wrong. doesn't matter his own political beliefs [and politicking in general gives him a headache.])

BELIEFS

higher power ★★☆☆☆ (same as spirituality above!)

fate/destiny ★★★★★ (Lady Fate this, Lady Fate that, listened to ex-girlfriend constantly saying "I challenge my fate!" So Fate is something he believes in wholeheartedly, as well as it being something you can change.)

magic ★★★★★ (he has no talent for it but he works alongside it constantly)

soulmates ★★★★★ (yeah.)

good and evil ★★★★☆ (i'd say without a doubt but he does have a conversation with Owain about the merits of killing others without stopping to think about it once in awhile.)

luck ★★★★☆ (again, see above)

PRIORITIES

family ★★★★★ (either blood related or found, he knows he would not survive one day without them)

friends ★★★★★ (again, he'd never survive a day without them)

love ★★★★★ (his entire reason for living)

home ★★★☆☆ (he broke time to fight for some version of his home to exist; he has accepted the home he knew no longer exists)

health ★★★☆☆ (takes care of himself best he can! will run into the rain/snow without enough warm clothing if given the chance. idiot.)

praise ★★★★★ (the validation eases his anxiety)

justice ★★★★☆ (docking off one star because he was a mercenary upon going back in time to a non-apocalyptic Ylisse. Having money for food meant more than always being just though he did have lines he would not cross.)

truth ★★★☆☆ (again, will lie for necessity or intentionally be vague but prefers the truth)

power ★☆☆☆☆ (physically he likes being strong but in terms of holding power he holds no desire)

fame ★★★☆☆ ("I won't rest until every woman in the realm swoons upon hearing my name!" [i'm paraphrasing there but. again. idiot.])

wealth ★★☆☆☆ (he's used to not owning much at ALL though he would absolutely want to provide for his family.)

others' opinions ★★☆☆☆ (his friends have no qualms telling him exactly how himself he is and he's fairly self aware but really he wants to make others happy and if his antics provide that, then so be it.)

#headcanons #i did this for ini waaaaaaaay back when #nice to update with lazzy!!

[toadstool32]

I loooove glass cannons and berserkers and tanks and characters that have to be .2 cm near u to land a crit and I also love not being able to know what's happening on my screen <3

#akai haato i love u and ur big red heart #everyone ignore my discord status its nothing #ac

[zodiac-senpai]

The fictional version of Karl der Große, King of the Franks and the Holy Roman Emperor who united most of Europe with his Twelve Paladins.

"Woah, woah, woah! My bad, my bad, just consider this an emergency summon! Let's see… True Name, Charlemagne! I'm a Saber-class! There are a few more major names for me out there, but I appreciate you using this one! Those legends… no, I'll show you the truest extent of my rumored heroism!" - upon being summoned~ (translated by @lapithae)

◇ (Saber) ◇ True Name ◇ Charlemagne ◇

◇ Debuts in Lostbelt 6.5 ◇ Traum ◇

Kanji: シャルルマーニュ

AKA: (Charlie, Chuck, Charles, Daddy, Himbo Knight, Gudaoface)

Rarity: (SSR) ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Class: Saber

ID: No. 343

Illustrator: Wada Arco

Bond CE: The Sword of a King, The Sword of a Hero

CV: Ryohei Kimura

First Appearance: Fate/Extella Link

Attribute: Star

Height/Weight: 176 cm, 69 kg

Origin: Legend of Charlemagne, The Song of Roland

Region: France

Alignment: Lawful-Good

Gender: Male

Hair Color: Black and white

Eye Color: Blue

“I mean, you CAN call me Charlie, or Chuck, or anything else, but not the other name I'm famous by!”

“Daddy is so disappointed in you, I could cry!”

✦✦✦✦

》 Parameters 《

Strength: A | Endurance: C | Agility: B

Magic: A | Luck: A | Noble Phantasm: A+

》 Personal Skills 《

Skill 1: Traveling the Path of the King C

- Grants one ally Invincibility for 2 attacks; 3 turns. If the Invincibility status is not granted self, increases own NP generation rate for 5 turns. If the Invincibility status is not granted self, grants self On-Defense-Activate buff for 5 turns.

- (Grants self Heroic King buff for 5 turns when attacked.)

- (Heroic King: Enable extra damage from Charlemagne's NP.)

- If the Invincibility status is granted self, 500% chance to seal own NP. [Demerit]

Skill 2: Emperor of Paladins EX

- Increases party's attack for 3 turns.

- Increases own damage against Demonic enemies for 3 turns.

- Increases own defense against Divine enemies for 3 turns.

- Charges own NP gauge.

Skill 3: Mana Burst (Light) A

- Increases own Quick performance for 3 turns.

- Increases own critical damage for 3 turns.

- Increases own critical damage against Evil Alignment enemies for 3 turns.

》 Class Skills 《

Magic Resistance A

- Increases own resistance to debuffs by 20%.

Riding A

- Increases own Quick card performance by 10%.

Noble Phantasm (Quick; Rank EX):

Joyeuse Ordre ◇ Exemplify the King's Heroics, O' Twelve Traveling Swords

- Deals damage to all enemies. - Deals (100% + 10% N) extra damage to enemies. - (N: Own Heroic King stack count, Max: 12 stacks.) Overcharge: Reduces all enemies' Quick resistance for 3 turns.

Secondary Noble Phantasms:

◇ Joyeuse ◇

◇ Charles Patricius ◇

Command Cards: QQAAB

Hits: Quick - 4 │Arts - 3 │Buster - 5 │Extra - 5

Traits: Brynhildr's Beloved, Hominidae Servant, Humanoid, King, Male, Riding, Roman, Servant, Weak to Enuma Elish

Tags: Quick/Arts, AoE Quick NP, Invincibility Support, Trait Change, Self NP Gain Up, Self NP Seal [Demerit], Anti-Divine DEF Up, ATK Support, Anti-Demonic ATK Up, Self Quick Up, Self Crit Damage Up, Anti-Evil Crit Damage Up, Quick Resist Down

#daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. #bisexual #pansexual #play extella link. it speaks for itself #literally debuted in fgo on the first day of pride month #fate grand order #fgo #fate extella #wada arco #charlemagne fate #saber #charlie #that tiny waist 👌🏽 #his third ascension? DAYUM 😩 #those long strands of hair should be illegal for looking so good on him #I might've exaggerated a bit on the names 😂 #we’re getting fed today on the charlie content 👀 #fgo spoilers #fate series #fate/grand order #fate extra #fate/extella link #charlemagne #fate charlemagne #himbo king #my himbo husbando #juicy 👀

[hizokucycles]

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[maschotch]

Few different thoughts on 701 and 702.

The unsub in 702 is so creepy and f'd up. It was pretty good writing.

I don't really understand the fued between JJ and Reid because at the end of 701 everyone is in the meeting room and looks fine. If they had written that Reid wasn't there then it would've made more sense in 702.

Also I didn't like the writing when Reid yells at JJ, it just didn't flow well.

I don't understand the whole "what if I had started taking Dilaudid again would you have let me part?"

Specifically the "would you have let me" part.

It should have ended at "What if I started taking Dilaudid again?"

And going to JJ's house crying. That's not really Reid's character...he doesn't really ask for help, people usually ask him if he's okay and eventually he may say something...like with the drug problem or the headaches...

What do you think?

701 was one of their worst episodes honestly. the whole doyle arc was done so well, which makes it so much worse when the finale falls flat. i think bringing declan’s mom as a foil for lauren was cool (and low empathy emily interacting w no empathy doyle is fucking hilarious), but other than that, it was just so… disappointing. all that build up for nothing. even the reunion felt insincere (other than shemar who acted his fuckijg ass off w that kicked puppy look). no one really reacted. idk they just made that whole ep so… uninteresting. like it wasnt entertaining at all and made absolutely no sense for anyone. truly a waste. the doyle arc couldve been so good if they just managed to stick the landing

702 was definitely the most blatant ableism in a while.. that being said, it’s a fun episode bc they make him so vile. and tbh i kinda like the little reid jj drama.. it does admittedly feel like it comes outta nowhere, and it’s not even bc the last episode didnt build up to it—we just haven’t seen jj/reid interact in an emotionally vulnerable way? like of all people, jj feels like the last person reid would go to if he needed to cry. she’s shown him nothing but disdain or indifference when he’s ever emotional around her. but i do think it’s fun that they played w the betrayal. jj’s annoyance that reid hadn’t forgiven her yet was so in character and it was interesting to see that confrontation

i dont mind their fight honestly. yeah it’s a little choppy and all over the place w reid jumping from one point to another, but i think it works bc 1) when anger reaches a certain point it becomes difficult to think linearly and 2) reid in particular isn’t exactly known for being in touch with his feelings, so he’s dealing with it while arguing. all his emotions are bubbling up at once, all the different reasons he has to be (rightfully btw) upset. reid is already a little scatterbrained and has a hard time focusing—he has so much going on in his mind at any given time that it’s hard for him to control when he’s this frustrated. all things considered i think he got his points across pretty well

i think it’s interesting that he brings up his addiction now when it’s gone unmentioned for like three seasons. i think it shows that (yeah the writers probably just forgot/didnt care) he’s pretty private about it. it’s something that was embarrassing for him, and we know he doesnt have the healthiest standards for deserving self respect. it’s partly bc he wants to be private about it and partly bc his attempts to reach out went ignored in the early stages of his addiction. so he’s been quietly struggling in the background all this time—recovery isn’t linear either. it’s definitely realistic for him to want to turn to a familiar sense of release. i think that’s what he was trying to convey: how deeply this hurt him. he was in genuine pain, and he resents jj for letting him suffer when she knew emily was still alive. to be fair i dont think he’s processed that she didnt really have a choice, or thought at all about the repercussions of jj telling the truth. bringing up dilaudid was his way of saying “what if it got that bad? how miserable do i have to be to earn mercy, to earn the truth? do i have to risk ruining my life for you to be honest?”

idk. jj was doing what she could (what she had been ordered to do) to protect emily, so i dont blame her for keeping quiet. but reid is also entitled to his anger—it’s very fair of him to be upset at the perceived betrayal from a (supposedly) close friend. the problem is that jj is rejecting reid’s emotions for a second time, this time without reason. she expects him to be perfectly understanding and everything to go back to normal as if nothing has changed. but that’s her own fucked up little coping mechanism lol. im actually a big fan of this moment (even if they didnt provide any fucking context)

#asks #cm crit

[dotthings]

I’m not crit-shaming anyone, if they just don’t like or want the prequel and express a coherent reason for it, it’s that almost every anti-prequel take I’ve seen gets og show canon wrong or yells at the prequel for doing things og canon did or yells at the prequel because they don’t grok basic storytelling or yells at the prequel for doing stuff genre series do or yells at the prequel for not doing something it’s doing or yells at the prequel for self-evident stuff from the og canon that is not??? A bad thing??? & they never complained about it until now or yells at the prequel because it’s not all about the bro bond or destiel.

Prequel hatedom is dominated by weird takes, from both sides, although the loudest and most predominant are the salty Sam/J*red stans, that make me feel like people truly did not pay much attention to the mothership.

It’s doing my head in and making me laugh.

So seriously, not intending to crit shame anyone. I don’t care if people dislike it or they’re bored or wanted another premise, they’re still a fan of spn. There are whole episodes I cannot touch again, some arcs that I think were not good. It happens. I don’t think anyone’s status as a “real fan” has anything to do with whether they like or dislike the prequel.

But I don’t know how people who claim to be fans of the og show can get this much canon wrong

Can be this hateful to the og canon

Can be this detached from basic simple canon 101 details while claiming to be canon experts

Can be this hateful about Dean

Can be this hateful about CM’s good faith efforts, they may wind up failing but they’ve earned better than what concerted antis are pitifully attempting to do here with their twitter hate socks and on their anti blogs and the random miserable hate posts clogging up the tag for the show (could you at least use the anti tag?)

Can keep yelling anyone who wants the prequel isn’t a real fan or doesn’t exist because “nobody wants this”

Antis are outnumbered and they know it.

#this is what hatedom looks like #critique is not hatedom and hatedom is not critique hatedom is its own weird creature #mildew

[antheavayonitis]

Jade Fadojutimi

Underparted Thoughts, 2022

Acrylic, oil, and oil bar on canvas

200 x 300 cm

Another work by Fadojutimi, the colour, large scale, depiction of environment and gestural brush strokes interest me. There is a textile, decorative factor I think in the work which was also pointed out in my last crit when I presented ‘In Play’. These works look like they can be printed on silk or woven into fabric which is how I see pattern naturally as I come from a Fashion background.

#art #abstract art #colour

[bakersstreetirregulars]

Weekly Report: June 21st, 2022

🐝 What a bee-utiful day it is today, the first day of summer! A bright sunny day ONLY filled with happy memories! Starting today, we will try to issue a weekly report on the events of Cookie Run every Tuesday while the scores for the week’s Guild Battle season are being tallied. For the Editor’s convenience, all recorded times are being posted in EST.

⚔️ Break Your Limits!

June 21st - July 6th, 10:59 PM

🐝 So… you wanna make some happy memories in the Arena? Now’s your chance! Complete these Arena Tasks and advance through the tiers to claim Medals of Victory and some extra goodies to spruce your own home, 60 at a time! You can expect to see these following missions:

Compete in the Arena (10, 20, 30, 50, 80)

Win Arena battles (10, 20, 30, 40, 50)

Win with ALL of your Cookies alive (1, 3, 5, 10, 15)

Win Revenge Battles (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Win Arena battles with less than 30% of your Cookies’ total HP times (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Complete missions in this event (6, 13, 20, 27, 34)

🐝 Completing enough of these missions will give you hundreds of House Oyster’s Emblems and chests containing an Ancient soulstone from Pure Vanilla, Hollyberry, or Dark Cacao Cookie! It’s your choice in which one you get.

⚔️ Radiant Heroes Season 1

🐝 Speaking of Arena… the new season is currently ongoing, and it’s the first series to not feature a Legendary or Ancient Cookie in the title! Reach the Master Tier to claim the Slumbering Paladin’s Sanctuary for your kingdom! Or… you could get the Kingdom pass and get the Magic Clockwork Yacht and enough supplies to make Mala Sauce Cookie even stronger! Oh yeah, that… “Old Rags?” Cookie with too many bad memories is the gift Cookie of the Month.

💀 Don’t call me Old Rags Cookie! I am LICORICE COOKIE, and I am this month’s spotlight! All fear me!

⚔️ Arena Frenzy

🔄 Repeating Event: June 16th - June 24th

🐝 Win or loss, why not compete in the Arena and make some memories for yourself?! Fight 70 battles in the Arena and get rewards just for playing!

💰 Bounty Missions

🔄 Repeating Event: June 20th - June 23rd

🐝 Only 3 days long, complete Bounties (or time-jump them) to get a few more rewards.

🎁 Daily Gifts

🐝 Looking for even more rewards? Log back in every day until June 26th for some free stuff in your mailbox!

🔥 Cookie Alliance: Season 7

🐝 Rewards are out, now go make some memories with your friends and bring back some relics for your museum!

Season Effects: 💥 Team CRIT Damage +20%, ✊ Charge Cookies CRIT% +10%

🕰 Incoming Events

🏆 Flawless Victory (6/24 - 7/2)

♦️ Dark Mode Marathon (6/23 - 6/26)

🎈 Balloon Marathon (6/26 - 6/29)

🔜7️⃣ Season 7 Countdown

🐝 There are only 6 days left until Ovenbreak Season 7 starts, and we leave bee-hind that tragic memory they called Invocation Cards in Season 6! Remember those other four dragons? We might be meeting number five with the Ivory Dragon VERY soon… but for now, you can log in and find a special coupon code every day in the events tab! As a result, Team Fight, Peperoncino Cookie’s Trial, and the Essence of Conflagration Trial are all ending once Season 7 goes live!

Fragrant Lotus Paradise will have its weekly rewards postponed to June 27th, 7:00 PM as a result, possibly to make way for a new Breakout Main Episode! Take advantage of the extension if you haven’t run yet!

🗞 Dev News

🐝 Sea Fairy Cookie celebrates her first anniversary of making landfall in Cookie Run Kingdom today! You’ve met her, right?! I’ve only seen her in panes of sugar glass…

https://twitter.com/DevMicMac/status/1539055061141032960 Editor here, and I just want to wish CM Mic Mac and his wife a warm congratulations on welcoming a new daughter to the family! As such, he will not appear in the preview video for Season 7 and will be taking some time off work for the time being. Other CROB event dates around this time remain unchanged.

#cookie run #crob #cookie run kingdom #cr ovenbreak #season ending soon #season 7 #licorice cookie #sea fairy cookie #fragrant lotus paradise #weekly report

[forcemelt]

was able to craft 3 more gold augments today! got 7 in total now, 1 accuracy and rest crit. let's see whether the new operation releases before i can have a full gold aug set lmao, 7 more gold augments to go

#shout out to guildie for quickly supplying me with some mats i was missing #i paid him like 5 credits in return #also thanks god i was able to crit on crafting cm #wish i could get 4 gold augs instead of 3 but this is still good