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aigoocale-nim · 2 years

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Here, have a not!fic about Cale and his new temple (inspired by another post on the subject I can’t find right now):

Cale wasn’t aware at the time, but Clopeh had caught wind of the fact that the former temple of the Sealed God now technically belonged to Cale, since he’d taken control of the building as his “domain” with the Super Rock’s power while fighting to seal the God of Despair away for good. Clopeh had quietly spread word of this fact around the people of Puzzle City, and secretly advocated to maintain “Cale’s” new temple where it stood in the central plaza in front of the City Hall as a part of history—or rather, of legend.

Cale wouldn’t realize until much later that this belief in the temple being ‘his’ was the reason the citizens of Puzzle City had requested that the temple remain in place and not be dismantled or moved even as the rest of the city was repaired and restored from the damages of the final battle. If Cale had been aware of it at the time, he might well have smashed the damn thing from the start and left its stones to be made into new rock towers—or tossed into a random quarry, for all he cared.

But Cale hadn’t been aware of this, and now he had a temple. Which worked, apparently, because he was starting to hear prayers and receive strength from offerings.

Money was quickly discovered to be the most effective offering to Cale, followed closely by food. The offerings actually disappeared from the temple when they were placed on the main altar along with a sincere prayer, the food directly nourishing Cale (though never touching his weight because it ‘fed’ him differently than food he actually ate the normal way) while any money spontaneously showed up in Cale’s personal spatial bag, which was slowly becoming…not a normal spatial bag. Just like the objects Cale had used to Embrace the fake World Tree, the monster statues, and his later ancient powers were slowly changing and growing stronger; just like the Super Rock Villa and was slowly gaining a subtle shine and glow, its protection growing stronger as it became more capable of defending any who would reside in it, who Cale would want to keep safe and protected.

Cale is slowly becoming more like a god, but because of his unique method of ‘ascension’ he doesn’t have the normal limits of existing gods. He’s also able to answer prayers much more directly than most gods, even though he only addresses a small percentage of the prayers he receives (and tries very hard to do so in secret without anybody noticing when he does answer or address a prayer). He would ignore them all, but sometimes he feels…moved to act. To Answer. (Cale firmly—desperately—ignores the obvious implications of this.)

People start making pilgrimages to Cale’s temple in Puzzle City, and the city once abandoned by the gods slowly, quietly becomes the center of a new religion and a ‘holy city’ in its own right. (Rain City has a similar change, but not nearly as much as Puzzle City, which was the place of the final battle, the home of Cale’s true Temple, and uniquely free from any other gods.)

Cale is absolutely horrified to realize all of this, especially when it turns out that the especially ‘devout’ have started to develop divine powers like the priests of real gods—with no input from Cale, obviously, especially since the first and strongest ‘priest’ is none other than Clopeh Sekka.

Clopeh, of course, delves into a whole new dimension of fanaticism when he realizes he’s manifested holy powers, and Caleism gains a great surge of momentum as Cale is dragged into godhood thoroughly against his will.

#tcf #cale henituse #trash of the count's family #my thoughts #cale my favorite dumb bastard #not!fic #mini fic #clopeh sekka #tcf clopeh #Cale would be sooo mad lol #tcf musings #musings #tcf novel spoilers #tcf spoiler

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workaholic-slacker · 3 years

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WHAT IF

CLOPEH SEKKA DIES

It was a normal ordinary day. The group were staying in the Super Rock Villa in the Forest of Darkness. Mary, the necromancer, decided to explore the Forest alone. Though she has a GPS like voice, she doesn't have the GPS's sense of direction.

Yes. She got lost.

No worries, she could conjure a bone dragon and just fly back home. The problem is, she hadn't considered the possibility of being lost and thus had not prepared any bones with her. But Mary has a solution for that too. She had connected with a lot of bones, scattered across the places she's been to, in case of emergencies. So she could conjure them from quite a distance. Although it does require some amount of concentration. Mary had practiced a lot with Raon-nim's and Eruhaben-nim's guidance. She could do it easily. After all, she was great and mighty.

She closed her eyes and tried to concentrate. There! She could feel a connection, like it was a rope tied to her. It seems it's nearby too. How lucky for her. She decides to select this bunch of bones and uses her ability. But it somehow felt different from when she had practiced this method. Maybe it was due to the structure of the bones? Only one way to find out. So she does what she always does. She waited for it to reach her. She waited. Waited... What is this? Was there something wrong with her ability? That can't be. She was sure she had grasped on to something, though she had a different feeling. But nonetheless, there wasn't a bone in sight.

What had happened?

Suddenly, she heard the sound of rustling leaves. And an all too familiar voice echoed inside her head.

'Good Mary! Something big has happened!'

It was Raon-nim, the black dragon. There seemed to be an incident he wanted to share with 'good' Mary.

"What seems to be the matter, Raon-nim?"

Mary asked with her GPS-like voice.

"The lunatic is dead!"

Hm? The lunatic? Isn't that Clopeh Sekka, the crazy worshipper of Young Master Cale-nim? How did he die? Was Young Master Cale-nim finally fed up with his nonsense? That can't be. He is not such a person. The Young Master Cale Mary knew was a very good and righteous person, who wouldn't kill someone just like that. So-

"Young Master Cale-nim must have had a good reason for killing him. What did he do, Raon-nim?"

Raon was confused. His human killed the lunatic?

"That's not it, good Mary! Our human didn't do it. He even looked disappointed when he saw him dead!"

Raon did not know that Cale was disappointed at the fact that he couldn't kill that crazy bastard himself. Raon thought that Cale was disappointed because he couldn't use him for his plans anymore. Well, that was part of it too.

"Then was it Choi Han-nim?"

"No! Choi Han wouldn't do anything like that without our human's permission!"

Raon did not know what Choi Han had muttered under his breath, clicking his tongue, looking angrily at the body he would have loved to kill.

Now it was Mary's turn to be confused. If not for those two, someone else? But like Raon-nim had said, no one would do that without Young Master Cale-nim's permission.

"Then how did it happen?"

"We don't know!"

'They don't know?'

"He just died out of nowhere! His body looked like it was torn apart! There are barely any remains."

'Torn apart? Why does that ring a bell?'

"Why did you do it, Mary?"

A new voice came in. It was the human, the young master, Cale Henituse.

'Ah!'

Mary realized it. It was not Cale, not Choi Han, no one she thought it was, moments before. It was her. She was the one who killed the lunatic.

But how? She had not even thought about the bombs she had planted on that guy for a long time now. She barely remembered it. Then why-

"Where you lost in the forest?"

Cale asked with a concerned voice. It didn't really matter much to him how that crazy bastard died. He was more worried about Mary's safety at the moment.

"Yes, young master-nim. I was planning on conjuring a bone dragon to fly back- ah."

"Hm? What is it?"

She finally understood the reason. The reason why she had felt different when she tried to conjure the bones. The reason why she had failed to conjure any. The reason why Clopeh, the lunatic, died out of nowhere. The reason his body looked like it was torn apart. She had connected all the dots (properly, unlike some idiot called White Star).

"It was an accident."

That was all Mary could say. She didn't mean to do something that hindered Young Master Cale-nim's plans. When she was about to say 'I apologize', she was cut off. It was Cale.

"Oh, is that so? I see"

Mary was surprised, though it couldn't be seen on her face. Right, she had forgotten that this was Young Master Cale-nim, the one who had showed her the world along with Raon-nim, the one who is kind and has helped many people, but denies it by calling himself trash and what-not. He must have a lot to deal with when a prominent figure and one of the core members dies. Yet he forgives her, just like that.

"Thank you, Young Master-nim."

Cale had a weird expression while hearing Mary thank him. Why was she thanking him? He hadn't done anything to be grateful for.

'Whatever'

He decided to ignore it. He had other matters to take care of because of that crazy bastard now. Informing everyone he knows, dealing with Rock Sekka, redistributing the work he had assigned to the now dead Clopeh, and so on.

Cale patted Mary on the shoulder and beckoned Raon and her to follow him.

"Let's go back", he said.

"Yes, human!"

"Yes, Young Master-nim."

Let's go back. Back home

Yes, Clopeh was ignored. Legendarily ignored.

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I made this while I had a thought:

There are 3 ways Clopeh could die

Of old age

Trying to become a part of a legend (most probable)

By Mary's hands.

Didn't mean to write this much. It just happened : )

#clopeh sekka #Mary #trash of the count's family #Tcf #lcf #lout of the count's family #fanfic #tcf fanfic #cale henituse #raon miru #choi han

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blueteller · 2 years

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TCF Part 2 in a nutshell

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf part 2 #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #tcf humor #meme #tcf meme #it's more likely than you think meme #i mean c'mon #cale is definitely absolutely 100% going to become a god #clopeh sekka was right all along

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blueteller · 2 years

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So that’s how it is, eh?? 🤔 (TCF part 2 predictions)

So KRS has a pretty interesting discussion with CJG during his Sloth Test in chapter 725... (Spoiler warning!)

CJG: "Anyway, most gods find their eternal tasks to be difficult after some time. This is the reason they can retire. [...] Of course, losing their standing does not make them perish. It is impossible for gods to perish. They can just enjoy the retirement life if they lose their standing and retire." KRS: "...A slacker life?" CJG: "Huh? Uhh, uhh. Something like that. I guess it would be similar to a slacker." KRS: "...Really?" 🤩

I think we all know where this is going, folks... 😂😂🤣🤣

Sound the drums, rejoice Caleism followers, Holy Pope Clopeh was right all along! Cale-nim shall become the God of Heroes by the end of his journey (because the God of Death wants a replacement but keeps getting rejected by both Cage and Cale), it’s pretty much 100% confirmed that he’s either a Tribulator or that exception which was kept being mentioned who can become a god. He’ll live an extremely busy & tiring life (probably extended thanks to the root of the World Tree dagger that was stabbed into his heart - possibly maybe even giving him a dragon lifespan so he can see Raon grow up), always complaining and wishing for his slacker life, he’ll defeat the Hunters once and for all, become a Hero for even among the divine realm, get more fame than his poor forever-in-denial-heart can handle, and AFTER everything is done, he’ll be dragged into godhood kicking and screaming, because being a Wanderer and working for that jerk God of Death is Not An Option, Thank You. Then, he’ll remember what CJG said about gods retiring, and he’ll say: “Fine! I guess I am a god then”. They’ll ask him: “Oh Great and Mighty God of Heroes, what is your first decree?” Cale: “I want to be allowed to quit.” Them: “...What is your second decree?” Cale: “I quit!” And finally, after all his strife, Cale shall marry his star-crossed beloved Slacker Life and they shall live Happily Ever After.

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