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tiny-buzz · 7 months
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Nice dinner party. Great ambiance, jazz trio, gorgeous women and powerful men. But, let me ask you this, person to person, as we sit down to sup . . .
Was this delightful capellini finished with "Brand X" clam oil?
Because, friend, if you cheaped out on the clam oil, then buddy, you're missing the point
Thankfully, I brought a flask of my own. Top shelf, the best there's ever been.
Regis Philbin's very own REGIS PHILBIN'S AUTHENTIC ITALIAN CLAM OIL. And before you interrupt me to ask, yes, friend: it's "Italian-style." Frankly, I wouldn't have it any other way. Take a sip, and let's pass it around the table.
See, Regis Philbin was content with life. He was a man of influence, power. He alone decided who lived and who died within a beautiful system of machinery. His body glistened in the Santa Monica sunrise. But, like all men do, he sought something greater.
A few phone calls later, and Regis was talking to the Pope, his Holiness.
"Pope, listen," Regis said, with candor and excitement. "We're gonna shake up the stodgy clam oil market. We're gonna take it back to the way things used to be, Papa."
"Holy moly," said the Pontiff, saluting everything Regis was running up the flag pole.
A few months later, the finished product was unveiled to a municipal gymnasium of earthquake survivors. "The rich velvet of the clam stands in playful contrast to everything I THOUGHT I knew about Italian-Style Italian Clam Oil!" said a grieving mother who just hours prior had lost her only Nintendo.
So, listen, friend: next time you hold a little get-together? A little congregation? A little State dinner? A little shindig? A little Tweetup? A little funeral? A little fistfight? A little soiree? A little cult orgy? A little board game night? A little solstice? Make sure not to humiliate yourself, and spring for the bottle made by Regis, endorsed by the Church, and individually kissed by Madam Wolverine herself.
Now let's all raise a bucket of the good stuff (clam oil) and cheers our imperfect host as we celebrate Regis Weekend being extended through and including the day of Tuesday, October 17, 2023.
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certifiedceliac · 9 months
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Quick and Easy Fish Stew (via Simply Recipes)
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fieriframes · 1 year
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[SHOULD WE GET IT GOIN' HERE? YEP. TOMATO... ALL THE VEGGIES FIRST-- CARROTS, YELLOW ONIONS, CELERY. I’M NEVER GOING TO OWN ANYTHING CAN HURT ME. LEEKS, ZUCCHINI, GREEN PEPPERS, ANAHEIMS. ANAHEIM. CLAM JUICE, GARLIC, WORCESTERSHIRE... (whistles)]
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trippin-bad · 4 months
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This easy linguine white clam sauce recipe is a snap: Simmer clams, clam juice, and parsley in an olive oil and garlic base, then toss with linguine. Dinner is served!
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giupear · 8 months
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Easy Linguine with White Clam Sauce - Seafood Main Dishes This easy linguine white clam sauce recipe is a snap: Simmer clams, clam juice, and parsley in an olive oil and garlic base, then toss with linguine. Dinner is served!
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angstravaganza · 10 months
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Potato Fish Chowder Cod, potatoes, and clam juice are used to make this creamy, potato-based fish soup. On a chilly winter day, a warm bowl of chowder is comforting. 2 cloves garlic chopped, 1 cup whole milk, 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour, 4 potatoes cut into cubes, 1 pound cod fillets cut into chunks, 1 small onion chopped, 1 bay leaf, 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme, 2 bottles clam juice, salt and ground black pepper to taste, 2 tablespoons butter, 2 stalks celery chopped, 2 cups water
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landofpleasantliving · 10 months
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Recipe for Potato Fish Chowder This creamy fish soup with potatoes is made with cod, potatoes, and clam juice. A warm bowl of chowder is comforting on a cold winter day.
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kylaroberts · 10 months
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Soup - Cathie's Clam Chowder Bacon, half-and-half, clam juice and fresh minced clams make up this traditional chowder thickened with a roux.
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solentdreams · 11 months
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New England Clam Chowder II Bottled clam juice is the secret ingredient for this extra-flavorful chowder. Otherwise, this is a fairly standard chowder recipe with lots of potatoes, bacon, and onions. 1 cup bottled clam juice, 2 cans minced clams, 4 potatoes peeled and cubed, 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley, 1 cup half-and-half, salt and pepper to taste, 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour, 1/2 cup heavy cream, 4 slices bacon, 1/2 cup chopped onion
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bstormhands · 1 year
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the-converse-high-top · 17 hours
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nice juiced clam
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nipplering · 7 months
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dove-da-birb · 4 months
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WHY AM I CRAVING CLAMATO JUICE?
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tiny-buzz · 7 months
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Regis Weekend: In Full Swing, available now wherever music is sold.
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Three compacts discs are barely enough to contain the riffs, the solos, the extensions, and the passion of Regis Weekend.
Besides hours of live recordings, you'll hear outtakes, demos, and rarities that will thrill and delight any Regis Weekend fan.
TRACK LISTING:
Disc 1—
1) “Overture to Regis Ass Weekend” (Demo)(1:19)
2) “What Would You Give (Have Him Back)” (3:22)
3) “December 8, 2020” (19:41)
4) “Sun Rise In Newark” (2:09)
5) “Regis Lives” (Vocals Only)(3:19)
6) “Summertime Jeeps” (1:55)
7) “An Exciting New 5-Step Handshake” (7:33)
8) “The Car Of The Future Will Run On Water But The Water Will Scream As You Drink It” (:59)
Disc 2—
1) “Clam Juice” (9:02)
2) “Four Course Dinner And Gala” (2:47)
3) “Someone Change The Date In The Post, We Put The Wrong Date In The Post” (Outtake)(1:14)
4) “Jesus, Mary And Joseph, Bruno, You’re A Handsome Man, Did Your Mother Spank You (Light Over The Skyline)” ft. Bruno Mars (Unreleased)(9:51)
5) “Rude Boy Boogie: Overture to Regis Ass Weekend / Overture To The Skankin’ Caverns Medley” (2:50)
6) "Babies with their heads cut off” (Hidden Track)(39:01)
7) "I'm Regis X. Philbin And The X Stands For Jazz" (Hidden Track)(:46)
Disc 3—
1) “Spider-Man Regis Hums Past A Choir Of Electronic Android Archangels” (4:18)
2) “God, Our Magnificent Protector, You Deserve Our Gratitude (Check The First Letters For A Surprise)”(Japanese Import)(12:01)
3) “This Is Unbearable (Don’t Look Away)” (2:47)
4) “Regis Philbin Has Become A Paper Shredder (The Poop Song)” (3:29)
5) “Rosie’s Song (Helping Her Pack)” (3:50)
6) “California Regis” (4:02)
7) “Regis Weekend Has Been Extended (To Wednesday October 11, 2023)” (6:38)
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mishkakagehishka · 1 year
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Have you ever tried Clamato?
Idek what that is. Google says it's only distributed in the US, Canada and Mexico - I'm eastern euro
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scooterfish · 2 months
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listen i’ve always been a sucker for the placebo effect but i just mixed ginger turmeric juice with orange juice and i swear i can feel my immune system replenishing like a healing potion in an RPG. the little green plus signs are floating around my head and my health meter is rising.
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