Nice dinner party. Great ambiance, jazz trio, gorgeous women and powerful men. But, let me ask you this, person to person, as we sit down to sup . . .
Was this delightful capellini finished with "Brand X" clam oil?
Because, friend, if you cheaped out on the clam oil, then buddy, you're missing the point
Thankfully, I brought a flask of my own. Top shelf, the best there's ever been.
Regis Philbin's very own REGIS PHILBIN'S AUTHENTIC ITALIAN CLAM OIL. And before you interrupt me to ask, yes, friend: it's "Italian-style." Frankly, I wouldn't have it any other way. Take a sip, and let's pass it around the table.
See, Regis Philbin was content with life. He was a man of influence, power. He alone decided who lived and who died within a beautiful system of machinery. His body glistened in the Santa Monica sunrise. But, like all men do, he sought something greater.
A few phone calls later, and Regis was talking to the Pope, his Holiness.
"Pope, listen," Regis said, with candor and excitement. "We're gonna shake up the stodgy clam oil market. We're gonna take it back to the way things used to be, Papa."
"Holy moly," said the Pontiff, saluting everything Regis was running up the flag pole.
A few months later, the finished product was unveiled to a municipal gymnasium of earthquake survivors. "The rich velvet of the clam stands in playful contrast to everything I THOUGHT I knew about Italian-Style Italian Clam Oil!" said a grieving mother who just hours prior had lost her only Nintendo.
So, listen, friend: next time you hold a little get-together? A little congregation? A little State dinner? A little shindig? A little Tweetup? A little funeral? A little fistfight? A little soiree? A little cult orgy? A little board game night? A little solstice? Make sure not to humiliate yourself, and spring for the bottle made by Regis, endorsed by the Church, and individually kissed by Madam Wolverine herself.
Now let's all raise a bucket of the good stuff (clam oil) and cheers our imperfect host as we celebrate Regis Weekend being extended through and including the day of Tuesday, October 17, 2023.
[SHOULD WE GET IT GOIN' HERE? YEP. TOMATO... ALL THE VEGGIES FIRST-- CARROTS, YELLOW ONIONS, CELERY. I’M NEVER GOING TO OWN ANYTHING CAN HURT ME. LEEKS, ZUCCHINI, GREEN PEPPERS, ANAHEIMS. ANAHEIM. CLAM JUICE, GARLIC, WORCESTERSHIRE... (whistles)]
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Easy Linguine with White Clam Sauce - Seafood Main Dishes
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Potato Fish Chowder
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Recipe for Potato Fish Chowder
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New England Clam Chowder II
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