#cipher's squawks

[toytanks]

"bill has proven himself to be one of the most friendliest and most trustworthy individuals that i have ever encountered in my life. what a guy! i honestly couldn't trust him more. not ever in any way. bill is a true gentleman."

those are the words of a man who is down bad.

#cipher's squawks #billford #stanford pines #ford pines #bill cipher #gravity falls

[toytanks]

i taped him to the ceiling

#cipher's squawks #postal #postal dude #yes i own the body pillow shut up

[toytanks]

ford can perfectly mimic bill's voice and mannerisms to the point where people actually can't tell if he's possessed or not

#cipher's squawks #stanford pines #ford pines #billford

[toytanks]

ford accidentally letting slip to his family that he and bill used to date because it's just such common knowledge in the multiverse

#cipher's squawks #billford #stanford pines #this is unrelated to my previous post btw

[toytanks]

ford: heehee hoohoo tiagle

bill: heehee hoohoo dumbass

fidds: I looked into the eye of God, and in it's eye reflected, nothing but malice.

#bill cipher #cipher's squawks #stanford pines #ford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #billford #i mean not really but theyre gay anyway #man and triangle cannot interact in a straight way

[toytanks]

fandom is so funny bro. like yeah you get hunted in the street if you make the old man and triangle kiss. sorry that old man can only kiss this other old man or else you'll be shot. also you're an awful person. sorry about that

#cipher's squawks #billford #fandom #somea yall (general) really do be soundin like this tho 😭😭

[toytanks]

billford is the only ship where they can be this homoerotic in canon and ppl will still fight you

#cipher's squawks #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #i mean. im sure theres others but like #look at them

[toytanks]

ohhhhh my god if they make billford canon. the fandom will have 2 die mad abt it

#cipher's squawks #billford

[toytanks]

dipper's guide to the unexplained about bill cipher but when dipper tries to walk in on bill doing something that proves his hypothesis, he instead walks in on bill and ford making out

#cipher's squawks #billford #had a vision this morning #couldnt write it down til i got home

[toytanks]

gravity falls but instead of his evil plan bill just like. gives all the characters advice and helps them with their personal issues so that when ford comes back bills just like "look! i fixed them! aren't i so nice?"

#cipher's squawks #billford #and then they kiss

[toytanks]

im thankful that the childbearing hips fiasco is drawing attention away from the birthing fanart comment

#cipher's squawks

[toytanks]

bro bill cipher's playlist would be like 7 jazz songs in a row, the piano covers that they play in ballet class, and then 16 hours of someone slamming the keys on an organ, breaking plates with a hammer, hitting pots and pans together, and tossing chairs down escalators

#bill cipher #my thoughts #i wouldn't have it any other way :heart_eyes: #cipher's squawks

[toytanks]

ford summons bill after he dies for one reason for another but instead of being all big and terrifying he just pops out of the woodwork and pounces ford saying "oh fordsy fordsy i missed you!! i'll never hurt you or your family ever again if you never leave please fordsy you know you're my favourite human right? cuz you're so special and brilliant and id die without you never leave me again!!!"

#cipher's squawks #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #ford does not care and suspects it to be a trick but on the inside hes actually so flustered

[toytanks]

didn't happen

#cipher's squawks

[toytanks]

if we don't exercise right now we will crumble 2 dust

#cipher's squawks

[toytanks]

mmmm fingernails so yummy

#cipher's squawks