#christopher moore

[araekniarchive]

to understand me, you'll have to swallow a world

Christopher Moore, Lamb

How Long? from Hadestown

Robin Hobb, The Golden Fool

Doctor Who (2005-), 2x01: New Earth

Kobayashi Issa

How To Get Away With Murder (2014-2020), 2x01: It’s Time To Move On

Wendy Cope, The Orange

Joey Comeau & Emily Horne, A Softer World (#877)

House MD (2004-2012), 2x06: Spin

John Steinbeck, East of Eden

George R. R. Martin, A Storm of Swords

Ally Hills, Wrong

Dead Like Me (2001-2), 2x11: Ashes to Ashes

Oceanbreeze7, Heart Murmurs

A. E. Housman, Because I Liked You Better

Arthur Miller, All My Sons

Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

Caitlyn Siehl, Start Here

#webs #web weaving #tag game #mine #christopher moore #hadestown #robin hobb #doctor who #kobayashi issa #how to get away with murder #wendy cope #a softer world #joey comeau #emily horne #house md #john steinbeck #george r. r. martin #ally hills #dead like me #oceanbreeze7 #a. e. housman #arthur miller #terry pratchett #caitlyn siehl

[solopezoncillos]

CHRISTOPHER MOORE

#christopher moore

[bibliophilecats]

02 September 2023: International Bacon Day

"Bacon, Joshua."

#book photo challenge #i cannot find the exact quote #but bacon is used as a metaphor at least once #christopher moore #lamb #fundaybpc #fdbpc #dragonbadgerchallenge

[henrycavillary]

When Charlie arrived home from his mother's funeral, he was met at the door by two very large very enthusiastic canines, who , undistracted by keeping watch over Sophie's love hostage, were now able to visit the full measure of their affection and joy upon their returning master. It is generally agreed, and in fact stated in the bylaws of the American Kennel Club, that you have not been truly dog-humped until you have been double-dog-humped by a pair of four-hundred-pouund hounds from hell (Section 5, paragraph 7: Standards of Humping and Ass-dragging). And despite having used an extra-strength antiperspirant that very morning before leaving Sedona, Charlie found that getting poked repeatedly in the armpits by two damp devil-dog dicks was leaving him feeling less than fresh.

Sophie, call them off. Call them off."

The puppies are dancing with Daddy," Sophie giggled. "Dance, Daddy!

A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore

#myedits #litedit #dirtyjobedit #a dirty job #christopher moore #bookedit #storyseekers #booksociety #litloversnetwork #librarysource #litdaily #booknet #fictiondaily #litsociety #Grim Reaper series #chaptersnet #novelsnet #its been so many years since i've read this book but i wanted to do an edit for it because as far as i remembered it was a fun read

[deadlygoldfish22]

Wanted to do a design for Pocket-

#fool #christopher moore #pocket #fool pocket #found an old collection of books in the attic #king lear #shakespeare

[confused-beany]

Whoever reblogged the post about Zesus being a weird child with a recommendation of 'Lamb: The gospel according to Biff, Christ's childhood Pal' YOU ARE AWSOME AND I LOVE YOU

#I'm so sorry I don't remember you #i can't find the post #book #book rec #book recommendations #lamb by Christopher Moore #it's *chef's kiss* Great #jesus #weird kid #weird kid josh #and his endlessly concerned bestie biff #my beloveds #christopher moore

[mostlyghostie]

A new commission- I learned while doing this that German books have the titles written the other way up.

Also it reminded me from my days working in bookshops that ‘300’ is published in a really odd format that doesn’t fit on shelves easily.

Get your own here

#my art #artists on tumblr #books #booklr #illustration #bookstack #the hobbit #christopher moore #the mystery of edwin drood

[haveyoureadthishorrorbookpoll]

Have you read...

note: If you did not finish but feel you read enough to form an opinion, you may choose a ‘Yes’ option instead of 'Partly' (e.g., Yes, I didn’t like it). Similarly, if you’ve never heard of a book until now but formed an opinion from this post, you may wish to select a “no” option e.g., “No, but I want to.”

'Twas the night (okay, more like the week) before Christmas, and all through the tiny community of Pine Cove, California, people are busy buying, wrapping, packing, and generally getting into the holiday spirit. But not everybody is feeling the joy. Little Joshua Barker is in desperate need of a holiday miracle. No, he's not on his deathbed; no, his dog hasn't run away from home. But Josh is sure that he saw Santa take a shovel to the head, and now the seven-year-old has only one prayer: Please, Santa, come back from the dead. But hold on! There's an angel waiting in the wings. (Wings, get it?) It's none other than the Archangel Raziel come to Earth seeking a small child with a wish that needs granting. Unfortunately, our angel's not sporting the brightest halo in the bunch, and before you can say "Kris Kringle," he's botched his sacred mission and sent the residents of Pine Cove headlong into Christmas chaos, culminating in the most hilarious and horrifying holiday party the town has ever seen. Move over, Charles Dickens—it's Christopher Moore time.

submit a horror book!

#The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror #Christopher Moore #how seasonally appropriate #horror books #horror #bookblr #books #horror comedy #christmas #christmas books #horrorbookpoll

[ever-constantineffable]

“A man attacked me, choked me, bit my neck, burned my hand, then stuffed my shirt full of money and put a dumpster on me and now I can see heat and hear fog. I’ve won Satan’s lottery.” ― Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends

#christopher moore #bloodsucking fiends #vampire #quote #book quote #vampires #october 2023 #day 18

[madrabbitsociety]

You know what's weird is I had a visceral initial dislike of season 2...

But a fanfic just reminded me that The Stupidest Angel is one of my favorite books? And the plot looks kind of similar? I wonder why I didn't care for one but I liked the other?

#someone used raziel as an angel name and it reminded me of Lamb #christopher moore #neil gaiman #go season 2 #the stupidest angel

[yepthatsacowalright]

- Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

#i'm not even 10 pages in and already this is the best book recommended by a tumblr post i've ever read #lamb: the gospel according to biff christ's childhood pal #christopher moore

[uovoc]

Also very funny how Moore's pathetic men usually end up getting fucked by a reasonably attractive woman, but not because they go "I see hidden depths in you and everyone else is wrong, you're actually a cool guy", no, it's because they go "you're a sad and pathetic loser and you'll still be a sad and pathetic loser after I fuck you, it's just that I love domming sad and pathetic loser men and also getting that D"

#now this is the kind of straight nonsense I want to see!! #absurd bizarros boning each other in the most comedic way possible!! (in your boss's office while he tries to escape out the back door) #(and also your boss is the grim reaper) #a dirty job #Christopher Moore

[solopezoncillos]

CHRISTOPHER MOORE

#christopher moore #armpits

[bracketsoffear]

Grey Noise (Marcus Hawke) "Evan is just trying to get his store, REWIND VIDEO, up and running. Fate, unfortunately, often has other plans. Then he finds something that would be the perfect touch, an old vacuum tube TV. One that keeps turning to static. And it too has other plans.

It follows you.

Drives you.

It’s already inside you.

Lose yourself in…GREY NOISE."

Sacré Bleu: A Comedy d’Art (Christopher Moore) "The story surrounds the mysterious suicide of Vincent van Gogh, who famously shot himself in a French wheat field only to walk a mile to a doctor’s house. The mystery, which is slowly but cleverly revealed through the course of the book, is blue: specifically the exclusive ultramarine pigment that accents pictures created by the likes of Michelangelo and van Gogh. To find the origin of the hue, Moore brings on Lucien Lessard, a baker, aspiring artist and lover of Juliette, the brunette beauty who breaks his heart. After van Gogh’s death, Lucien joins up with the diminutive force of nature Henri Toulouse-Lautrec to track down the inspiration behind the Sacré Bleu. In the shadows, lurking for centuries, is a perverse paint dealer dubbed The Colorman, who tempts the world’s great artists with his unique hues and a mysterious female companion who brings revelation—and often syphilis (it is Moore, after all). Into the palette, Moore throws a dizzying array of characters, all expertly portrayed, from the oft-drunk “little gentleman” to a host of artists including Édouard Manet, Paul Gauguin, Georges Seurat, Claude Monet, Camille Pissarro and Pierre-Auguste Renoir."

#spiral poll #the spiral #poll #the magnus archives #leitner tournament #Grey Noise #Marcus Hawke #Sacré Bleu: A Comedy d’Art #Christopher Moore

[litandlifequotes]

People, generally, suck.

The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror by Christopher Moore

#christopher moore #the stupidest angel #book #book quote #quote #words #reading #fiction

[eltiron2]

Ez mennyire jó fejezetcím már

(Christopher Moore - Prérifarkas blues)

#olvass #christopher moore