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live-laugh-lenney · 2 months
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What about Chris MD as a girl dad 🤭🤭
All of the boys give such girl dad vibes and I’m so here for it 🩷
the girl-dad trope kills me for so many reasons, i have no idea why or where this love came from... it's just so cute to think about how they're very masculine and love their football and 'boy chat' but a little baby girl that is half them just brings out their inner feminine side... :((((
shoot day was babymd's favourite.
because it meant she got to spend some quality time with her dad, in the fresh air, and she was able to run around the whole stretch of the 3g football pitch whilst chris did take after take for his upcoming new video for his channel with whoever he had for his new idea.
and whoever is guest-appearing on his channel will always include her if she's lingering around and making herself known.
passing the ball to her with gentle kicks and praising her when she kicks the ball back in their direction. pretending to show off their skills but as soon as she gets one touch to the ball, they go down and pretend to have been tackled (which always makes her laugh). picking her up and sitting her on their shoulders in between takes. keeping her happy and entertained which chris is so thankful about.
yn takes the opportunity of a child-free day to go and see the girls so they can have a little pamper session or a coffee and a cake to have a catch-up over the last few weeks so it leaves chris to look after their little on. he dresses her in her little arsenal shirt that has 'babymd' on the back with the last two numbers of the year she was born, her shorts and socks matching with the white colour and the badge embellishment on the material and she has her own tiny pair of astros that (almost) match chris'.
and when they get to the location, before any of his videographers or his helpers came by, he has a little kick around with her and lets her kick balls into the goal as he pretends to save the balls but lets them pass him by and into the back of the net. and it's a sweet moment of 'daddy-daughter' that he takes full advantage of because there'll be days when he couldn't do it and he wanted to enjoy every moment before she grew up.
and when yn finishes up with her time with the girls, she arrives at where he's filming for the last hour of his shoot and babymd is just so happy and excited to see her mummy and barely leaves her side from the moment she walks over.
"hello, poppet," she coos softly and lifts her up onto her hip, "have you had a good day with daddy?"
and she nods and plays with the necklace hanging around yn's neck, the scuffing of arthur's shoes coming over to her making her look in his direction, a smile on her lips.
"she's a proper angel. still not sure how she came from chris' bollocks though," he laughs and yn tuts playfully and covers her little girl's ears at the language that came from his mouth, his eyes widening once he realised what he said and his hand came straight to his mouth, "oh crap."
"you're lucky she hasn't started mirroring people's speech yet," yn says with humour in her voice at how embarrassed the man before her seemed to become, "it's nothing compared to what chris comes out with at home though, it's fine."
"i forget we have to be pg now when she's here," arthur laughs softly and he pinches babymd's cheek as she giggles at him, "pretty sure she's going to grow up and be even better than her dad... although it won't be that difficult."
yn snorts softly and adjusts the little toddler on her hip.
"i'm probably gonna take her for a quick walk around the sainsburys over the road, get some food and that, can you let chris know i'll be back soon?" she asks arthur and he nods softly, "do you guys want or need anything?"
"i think we're all good," he smiles, "thank you though." xx
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g-xix · 5 months
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🔞Eating Out HC's | Sidemen
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Ethan: ~no comment~
Harry: -Wants you sat on his face  -Would grip your thighs HARD whilst you ride his tongue, involuntarily leaving little fingertip-shaped bruises on your flesh -Loves the feeling of his head between your thighs too, just squeezing and giving him that light headed euphoria -Looking down you'd just see his eyes closed n him completely blissed out, all too happy to have your pussy against his mouth
JJ: -Has you lying down whilst he goes between your thighs -Loves the feeling of you threading your hands between his dreads and pulling them whilst he works -Always edges you, stopping right before you cum, so that he can fuck you and make you cum instead -leaves a fuck-tonne of hickeys against your thighs as a reminder for the next day
Josh -Back arching from the mattress as your legs are suspended on his shoulders, got yours quads cramping up when you're coming -deffo has a long ass tongue, so he's hitting spots you haven't felt hit in your LIFE when he goes down -Beard keeps your thighs BURNING the day after, when each step has your thighs rubbing and irritating that burn between your thighs - a mere reminder of Josh's presence there the day prior
Simon ~no comment~
Vik ~No~
Tobi: -Wears rings on his fingers which are always cold against your thighs as he has his hands on your legs, spreading them whilst he works -I feel like he'd try do it somewhere different every time- like, the bedroom is for sex but foreplay? He'd eat you out bent over the table, whilst you're on the sofa, one time even whilst you were at your desk tryna work -Would test you, see how many rounds you can go and how little time you'd need to recover before he can go back in -Mf would be so big on praise every time you finished, telling you how well you did
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it's lowkey kinda crazy how short this list is, considering it feels wrong to write ab Simon, Vik n Ethan (given they're married/have a kiddo) and this is pretty much for sure the last oneshot imma post ab Josh considering he's j gotten engaged (CONGRATS BBG!!!)
But either ways, i kinda like this concept a lot... Who shall I write it for next?:
when the poll is ended n decided, i'll post the next one! >:)
Hope you enjoyed reading!! Feel free to interact- whether that be a comment, vote or follow! Requests open, feel free to submit what u wanna see... Much love!!
To see more, here's my MASTERLIST
And here's my WATTPAD, with 50+ more oneshots to read
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whosluce · 4 months
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ᰔ C⃨h⃨i⃨p⃨ H⃨e⃨a⃨d⃨c⃨a⃨n⃨n⃨o⃨n⃨s⃨ ᰔ
ᰔ D⃨a⃨t⃨i⃨n⃨g⃨ ᰔ
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His nickname for you is love, even though he calls everyone that when he says it to you. He seems it more in a loving way
“Hey love have you eaten today?”
“Love want to do a video with me, you know you want to”
Making you food for lunch or tea but sometimes it’s really good, and sometimes it’s very bad
Loves it when you play with he mullet
You and Callum always trying to see who could get chips attention(you always win obviously)
Sending you letters when your away for a trip or he’s doing a video out of country
Him commenting the weirdest shit on your Instagram photos
Iconicy/n posted
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Iconicy/n thank for the letters chip 🫂 @theburntchip
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theburntchip mummy
theburntchip love come to (location) I got you a surprise 🍆🍆
⤷ Iconicy/n not needed Josh
Every time someone ask about you, his eyes just light up and he will talk about you for HOURS
Being a feature in fellas frequently but only because chip always text you
“I miss you love, can you come to the studio with food PLEASE 🙏 -lots of love chip”
You making fun of his lisp as a joke all the time, most times he gets upset and doesn’t speak for about five minutes until he misses you
You surprising him in videos Callum invited you to and his expression beams with excitement
Dates are always one Saturday nights at 6, if one is busy or out of country. Make it a zoom date
He loves you to bits and when in videos with sidemen he’s always all over you and when you’re looking back at the video. It makes you smile
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Chip needs some love man like there is nothing with him 😭
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buzzyb33 · 6 months
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Main master list:
Angst: ☆
Fluff: ꨄ
Smut: ★
Suggestive: ✮
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Sidemen:
Ethan Behzinga:
Holiday headcannons ꨄ
Harry wroetoshaw:
Oh well ꨄ
Josh Zerkaa:
Christmas decorating ꨄ
Quiet night in ꨄ
No, I’m not. ☆ ꨄ
Make-up ꨄ
Annoying ★ ☆ (smut)
Drunk ꨄ
Tobijzl:
Plus one ✮
Relationship ꨄ
KSI:
Proposal ꨄ
Vikkstar123:
Nothing yet :(
Simon minimiter:
Dad!simon headcannons ꨄ
General headcannons:
Heather day! ꨄ
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British YouTubers:
James Marriott:
Flustered ꨄ ✮
First ★ ꨄ
Podcasts ꨄ
George memeulous:
Boyfriend!memeulous HCs ꨄ
Alex elmslie:
Nothing yet :(
Will Lenney:
Nothing yet :(
Chippo:
Sleeping ꨄ
Callux:
Nothing yet :(
Angry ginge:
Nothing yet :(
Danny Aarons:
Confession ꨄ
Deji:
Nothing yet :(
Beta squad:
Nothing yet :(
ChrisMD:
Nothing yet :(
Arthur TV:
Nothing yet :(
George Clarkey:
Nothing yet :(
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Others:
Lazarbeam:
Nothing yet :(
Lachlan:
Nothing yet :(
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orchidniins · 3 months
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thanks for clarifying if you wrote for a male reader, not many do so i always ask first lmao
if it's not too hard, could you try some headcannons for m reader dating chrismd? if not then gender neutral is fine haha
:3
Dating Headcanons | Chris Dixon
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A/N: I tried a ChrisMD x Male Reader (Though other than the first few points, the rest are mostly gender neutral) and I hope I did your request justice, especially with my writers block this week. Like I really tried and this was my first attempt at writing headcanons. Hope you enjoy!
Pairing: ChrisMD x Male!Reader Word Count: 700+
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Your first date started off a bit awkwardly, with nervous laughter and hesitant conversation. "Well, this is going swimmingly," he quipped, breaking some of that tension and drawing a genuine laugh from you. From that moment on, it felt like you two had known each other your whole lives.
Chris embodies the golden retriever energy in your relationship - always eager, affectionate, and loyal.
The sweetest boyfriend.
As confident as he seems at first glance, if you flirt with him or make a cheeky comment, he's easily get flustered and you think it's the cutest thing ever.
Always goofing around.
He’s definitely the playful type and always lightens the mood. His humor and playful banter keep things fun and lively. There’s never a dull moment in your relationship.
You can't help but adore him for his genuine and caring nature.
Chris is always there for you in serious moments as well, ready to offer support and comfort. He'll drop everything to listen to you and provide you the comfort that you need.
Chris loved to surprise you with thoughtful little gestures, especially if you were having a stressful week at work.
Whether it's planning a romantic dinner, arranging a surprise weekend getaway, or surprising you with tickets to events or shows that you loved, he always treated you well.
He absolutely loved the sight of your genuine surprise and happiness whenever he did something thoughtful for you. Seeing your smile light up your face made every effort worth it.
When Chris told his friends about you, they were thrilled to see him so happy and excited that he found someone he liked as much as he liked you.
His friends always joke about how they prefer to hang out with you instead.
You get along well with his friends, so you know his viewers absolutely love seeing you on screen and enjoy the banter you have with everyone.
If you play football, he'll beg you to be in his football videos just to show off how cool his boyfriend is.
He'll playfully tease you on screen, and you're always ready to fire back with your own witty comebacks.
His love languages are definitely physical touch and quality time.
Despite his busy schedule, he always made time for you. Whether it's binge-watching shows, cooking together, or just enjoying each other's company.
Cute clingy boyfriend who wants to be around you always. From hugs and kisses to cuddling on the couch, he craves your touch and affection.
While he may hold back on public displays of affection knowing you're not too keen on it, Chris can't help but entice you with subtle gestures like brushing your hand against his or putting his arm around your shoulder when you are sitting down.
However when you're around people you know, Chris is glued to your side, holding your hand or wrapping his arm around your waist. 
He loves to be close to you, his hand always finds its place on your thigh when you two are sitting.
He's also a bit possessive and can be jealous, especially when he sees someone else showing interest in you.
If he senses someone flirting with you or getting too close, he subtly asserts his presence. You'll feel him wrap his arm around you a little tighter or pull you even closer to him.
It's endearing to see him protective of you.
He loves classic nicknames, often calling you "handsome", "love", or "darling".
His kisses are perfect perfection...a blend of sweetness and passion. There's an undeniable intensity beneath the surface.
He also loves to pepper kisses all over your face and neck, his lips lingering on every sensitive spot.
He wants to make sure that you know how much he loves you. And is always saying "I love you."
Absolutely the bestest boyfriend.
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A/N: Thanks again to everyone who sends in requests. I appreciate all of you so much. Check out my other fics here.Requests are open…or just drop in for a chat! 😊
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live-laugh-lenney · 2 months
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What do you think Chris would be like in bed bc icl my head can’t decide so I’m curious what you think?? 🩷🩷
ohhh, this one had me racking my brain.
i definitely think he's a talker. given how he waffles in his videos, i feel like he brings that to the bedroom, in the form of of trying to fill the silences (afterwards, when they're both in a post-sex state) as well as dirty talk throughout. and, oh boy, does he love to talk dirty to his partner...
he loves to praise, as well. never shies away from telling his partner what he likes through guttural groans and moans, encouraging her to carry on with something, telling her how he feels afterwards.
he's usually always the one to initiate but there are moments when he loves to his partner to initiate first and that makes his weak at the knees, to a point where he can barely control himself. loves the feel the first touch rather than give the first touch. but the whole time, it's pretty shared out with who does what.
he loves to lay for a while afterwards. whether that be with his partner on top of him or snuggled into his side. either way, as long as they're close to one another, he likes to wind down with them in a comforting silence.
and he's a sucker for aftercare. without a doubt. where he turns into a ravenous animal during, he's soft and sweet after and it's the one thing he takes pride in - knowing his partner is happy and content and looked after. he'll opt for a bath, rather than a shower, so they weren't standing for long. he'll continue the washing and the cleaning if his partner is tired but he'll almost always let them lead the way in that department. xx
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g-xix · 9 months
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read the Chrismd alphabet fic and loved it! What do you think his favorite body part on himself is?
(i think he is proud of his booty)
HAHAAAAA THAT'S SO TRUE NEGL (I also love that part of him)
Completely agree w this, also his legs too, I mean- he's incredibly proud of his football skills as it is and so I can't imagine he's the type to skip leg day- and every time he's fresh out the gym with his leg muscles on a pump, he's admiring them from EVERY angle.
Seriously, he's standing under the lights in the gym, phone in hand and trying to find the perfect angle to flex his quads at- trying to show off the calf and upper leg definition together...
He got you to share your leg routine and had the AUDACITY to start giving you advice on things you should add to your routine to isolate and target all your leg muscles, and you won't admit it, but you have used that advice.
Also he wants you to affirm he has great legs, like he'd be sat on the sofa watching something with you and ask doesn't my abductor look really good right now or just blatantly telling you to feel his quads and the definition there is there. He would literally grab your hand and smack it down onto his quad, telling you to feel it and pushing your fingers down so you can feel the bit he's talking about just so that he can hear you say wow yeah that's great
Proud man, but with an ass and legs like that, can you blame him?
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Work it girlie
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