#children hobbies

[doctorsiren]

“DL-6 is a canon event” Miguel would claim

But really, he just likes to torment children named Miles who are trying to save their dad

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #spiderverse #miles edgeworth #miguel o'hara #dl 6 incident #ace attorney fanart #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #bro was like MAAAAAN there’s nothing to do #and then media hopped over to Ace Attorney to participate in his favourite hobby of making children cry #I was feeling silly

[brainrotisseriechicken]

scientist yuri anyone..

consuming einsla content as an enby einstein truther is a STRUGGLE so i took matters into my own hands.

old married couple core i hate them

+bonus joachim

#honkai impact 3rd #what the FUCK are their tags bro #frederica nikola tesla #lieserl albert einstein #einsla #i probably sound insane #hi3 #anti entropy #fanart #doodles #artwork #they/them einstein #welt yang #joachim nokianvirtanen #einsla n their favorite hobby; cyberbullying innocent children on the internet

[coockie8]

There's no way any anti who throws the "go file your taxes" insult is actually an adult, right? 'Cause an adult would know you literally only file your taxes once a year and only at a like really specific time of year usually :/

#like if you're gonna tell me to ''go do X adult task'' at least make it an adult task I have to do every day #like dishes or some shit #so you don't come off like a toddler who doesn't understand how the adult world works #I mean that's still a weak as hell insult because the dishes take at most an hour if they're particularly dirty #but at least I do that every day so it kinda makes sense #taxes are a once a year event #it's not like they need to be filed every month :/ #''go take care of your children'' is wildly misogynistic so that one's not allowed either even if I had children #adults do in fact do things besides ''work taxes and make/care for babies'' #like >18 antis are in for a world of backlash when they hit 18 and realise their hobbies/interests didn't suddenly disintegrate #just anti things #anti bs #proshipper safe

[fauvester]

THE PRINCES OF THE NORTH!

i thought my little moshang kid could benefit from a baby brother

#svsss #moshang #xuejiao: i did not want a brother >:( MBJ: well we didn't ask you did we #baby tiehan got sqh's height and talkativeness and general nervous vibe. but hes for SURE half demon #loooves fighting and weaponry. MBJ took him along to all of his military campaigns when he was a kid. hes the northern armys little mascot #he and xuejiao used to fight (read: XJ would beat the SHIT out of him cause hes twice his size) when they were kids #as older teens they dont really have anything to do with each other because they have no shared hobbies and dont get along well #and MBJ is like :( our children have stopped sparring... something is wrong with them... #SQH: i actually think it's for the better that theyve stopped beating the everloving shit out of each other. but maybe thats my human bias #TH eats raw meat. XJ has constant flashbacks to his childhood of food poisoning (by political rivals who wanted him dead lol) #TH kicking open the door: HOW LONG AFTER AN ANIMAL DIES CAN I EAT IT? #XJ: i fucking hate this family. ugh. as long as it doesn't have any maggots or anything. fucking hell. get out of my rooms

[edgarallanpoestan]

grug going to do it for real (kill a bitch)

#bee buzzes #GET A FUCKING LIFEEEEEE #WHY ARE YOU SENDING THREATS TO CHILDREN ONLINE #DO YOU NOT HAVE A JOB DAWG #HOBBIES #FRIENDS #IS THIS REALLY ALL YOU HAVE???

[proudfreakmetarusonniku]

intensely funny to see people freaking out at tommy mentioning the dsmp like I don’t even watch him much lately but he takes any opportunity to bring it up he fucking loves that server and c!tommy y'all literally haven’t watched a single one of his videos ever in your life.

#like TommyInnit is legit probably the biggest dsmp fan #I mean green asshole clearly didn’t give a shit about it except to continue his favourite hobby of intense misogyny #and making sex jokes about children can’t forget that

[calypsolemon]

man. thistle was really like a little novelty to delgal's family and a tool for delgal and nobody really saw him the same way he saw them until Yaad, who never really got to have a good relationship with him at all.

#something in general to the way there's a lot of very messy ''adoptions'' in dunmesh #like kabru being taken in by an elf who sees raising the children of other races as a ''hobby'' #and izutsumi literally being bought 🤢 #dungeon meshi #thistle dungeon meshi

[sacramentallyinsane]

idw taraprowl x nbc hannigram: cinematic parallels

#this is a bit niche but i can explain #for now you must trust me #clinically insane “monster” with freakish hobbies and their corrupted/morally gray “do it for the cause” bfs! #oh and ​there’s a wild amount of gaslighting-manipulation-toxicity #not to mention their surrogate children #no kidding i could write a dissertation on this #idw transformers #idw tarantulas #idw prowl #taraprowl #idw springer #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #abigail hobbs #parallels #mzc.rb

[goshyesvintageads]

Golden Press Inc, 1964

#Golden Magazine #1964 #ad #for boys and girls #hey kids! #advertisement #vintage #1960s #childrens mag #advertising #puzzles #stories #coloring fun #crafts #hobbies

[starlightpngs]

the Spiderverse fanart I did!! I had a lot of fun finding inspiration in the movie while keeping my own style. Also... I just love them so much! i wanted to have Pav with them... but I lacked time to have a 4rth character!

#trans gwen stacy #my art #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #miles molares #spiderman #spider man #spider man across the spider verse #spider verse #hobbie brown #spider punk #spider gwen #gwen stacy #fanart #art #this one is for the left my children! #as a long time anarchist/ punk simp #seing hobbie having the values i hold having a main role was REFRESHING AF! after shitty stuff like fatws

[thewallsaretalking-again]

“HAHAHA! look at his audial finals! Theyre taller than his fraggin' head!"

“Forget the finals length, look at his legs! He’s got SKYSCRAPERS for stabilizing servos!”

The young bots continued to hurl childish insults at Orion, who could do nothing but sit and watch as the loud voices of his peers rang through the hallway, bringing even more attention to the spat. The students had begun to gather around, some of them starting to snicker at the faces Orion made.

It was one of the few days where Orion was outside of the achives; a school day. It was the end of his second week at [REDACTED]. Like many new sparklings, Orion was having a bit of a hard time adjusting to his new environment and schedule: But he had a very different cause for it. Orion was, in human terms, around seven or eight, but he was only now being put into school for the first time. He knew practically nothing compared to other other bitlets his age. This, Again, was common for many sparklings, especially those of the lower castes; But this again brings up many other problems. Orion had spent half of his life tucked away from civilization in the cybertronian wilds, where food was scarce and life was scarcer. Being taken into Iacon city so suddenly had jolted his senses to an overwhelming point, and randomly being taught to talk and how and have manners was almost a breaking point for the young mech.

Now, Orion was facing a new and very real threat; socialization. Alpha Trion had hoped seeing bots his age would relax Orion some; possibly make his feel more at ease; but the opposite had happened. And, unfortunately. this as just the first of many, MANY rough encounters that Orion would have

“Haha…ew, EW! Look at his denta! They’re so sharp! What’s wrong with him?"

"Sweet Solus Prime! His servos are so sharp! Those things could rip a scraplet apart!”

“EEK! He’s looking at me! Get those creepy eyes off me you freak!”

Orion backed up even further as the crowd got closer and closer to him. Hearing himself clang into the corner of the hallway, Orion reached around the wall for something to grab onto. When he found nothing, he clutched his clawed servos to his chest and tried to make himself as small as possible, letting out an animalistic whimper.

The crowd roared with laughter at the strange sound he made, and only continuer to point out the things that were "wrong" with him: His long arms, his thin stature, his lack of armor; on and on the bitlets went, no sympathy running though their systems.

Just as Orion felt the farmiliar prick of tears in his optics, the bell rang, telling the botlings that they could now leave for the day. As the other botlings ran out the door, Orion blinked and lubricant steamed down his face. He stood there thinking of everything his peers had said about him, feeling something twist inside him as he gingerly grabbed his denta. Alpha Trion has always told him that wrongs could be righted… could he right this? This… none of this made sense…

“Hey! Get out of here you little rust stain! Schools out!”

Orion jumped at the obnoxious sound of his teachers voice. He scurried out of the hallway, head spinning, his metaphorical tail between his legs.

(BONUS)

Alpha trions heels clicked as he walked through the hall of records, looking for Orion. He noticed that Orion had been running off with increasing frequency since he bagan school half a cycle ago. Alpha Trion had begun to grow worried; Orion only talked about the things he learned at school and not about his peers or teachers. Not to mention, when he talked about the things that he learned he sounded… somewhat passionless about it. He always came home looking tired and defeated, and Alpha Trion was becoming more and more worried.

He quickly stopped and adjusted his audio receptors. Listening as well as he could, he faintly heard a sound resembling sudden puffs of air. Following the sound, it led him to an old storage room in the back of the archives. Everything back here was dark and musty, probably rusty and broken too, he thought to himself as he stared at an old toolbox left lying open in the middle of the hallway. Hearing the sound he was following again, he listened closely. It sounded almost like… Alpha Trion immediately perked up, running to a storage room a few rooms down and swiftly opening the door.

Alpha Trions spark sank as he stared at the scene before him. Orion was sitting in front of a dusty, broken mirror with a pair of rusty pliers in his servo; they were clamped onto one of his sharpest teeth, and were being tugged at viciously. Poor Orion was sobbing uncontrollably as he continued to make himself bleed. Alpha Trion rushed over, putting his servo over Orions, making him stop in his tracks. Orion glanced at him with a face full of sadness. Nothing was said as Orion dropped the rusty pliers and fell into Alpha Trions open arms. Alpha Trion sighed; he had a sneaking suspicion as to why Orion was so vague about his life outside of the Archives… And he had a horrible feeling about it…

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Heheh terrible oneshot(s) go brrrr

No but seriously I had this idea late yesterday and I wanted to post it today but I ended up having stuff to do so I posted it tonight instead. This is less of feral Orion, but more post-feral Orion and the some of the struggles he faces in his everyday life (As well as giving some hints as to why Optimus ended up the way he is now). This ended up being a bit more serious than I intended it to be in all actuality, but you can’t really tell why from this part of the story alone. I’ll probably post that tommorow.

Also just for the record this thing was written on the fly, wasnt proof read, or just generally didn’t get any of that nice professional stuff, so that’s probably why is 1. Sucks 2. Has some gramatical or punctuation errors.

#ah yes my favorite hobby: traumatizing children #fiction children not real ones #just making that clear don’t call the police #oh look It’s just one more horrible thing I’ve done to tfp Optimus wow #poor baby #he needs a break #and a nap #and a hug probably #but he’ll get that later… #tfp #transformers #transformers prime #transformers exodus #tfp orion pax #tfp optimus prime #tfp optimus #feral orion pax #feral optimus friday #art #my art #oneshot #shitty story #optimus prime #kids SUCK MAN #THEYRE SO MEAN

[cruelsister-moved2]

im sooooo sick of neopagans thinking they invented stuff that literally every religion thats not modern american evangelicalism already has 💀 i dont care if u want to light candles in ur bedroom or whatever, but even when youre swinging at “normie” religions ur still missing like okay catholics LOVE altars. jewish liturgy celebrates moon cycles. whatever youre trying to articulate about an all encompassing divinity of universal love was probably said in verse by a persian muslim centuries ago. your american christian/atheist background is a huge outlier in the global history of religion: it’s not even that you’re missing some niche exception, it’s literally that your entire perspective on “organised religion” is based on an outlier 💀

#this woman being like wicca is awesome because it doesnt teach fire and brimstone to children. #okay. good news about how many religions believe in the fire and brimstone concept. #and wicca is a funny example because its so infamously like. culturally appropriative and downright racist #like i agree it does less harm than evangelicalism but thats just because it does less of anything...... #it's more of a hobby than a religion #+ belief in the supernatural is both subjective + literally only one of like 8 markers of religiosity that sociologists study #fixation on that in particular ltierally stems from the UNIQUELY faith-based and exclusive model of xtianity #anyway this is why i believe in religious educationand w the additional benefit of learning abt other religions might help xtians of certain #stripes to realise how like abnormally fucked up their communities are #also most neopaganism is literally xtianity-jesus like the underlying concepts are so christian but theyll still be like fuck those #abrahamic religions. like okay you honestly are just an xtian holding an incense stick what does this have to do with me

[un-pearable]

darkly funny to me that lloyd “father issues” garmadon is the one who introduced jay to starfarer

#text✨ #ninjago #having fic ideas…. #i am a comic collector (bad hobby to pick up but very fun and intoxicating). have a story idea of jay and lloyd working together to #collect all of the OG starfarer run and they never fully do (are Children) (older comics are expensive) (starfarer as fictional x-men and #the OG run starting with the equivalent of giant-size x-men no.1 that is STUPID expensive and one of the most valuable comics ever) #and then years later after they’ve both had to grow up more. years later during like. the year long gap or smthn they jokingly start doing #it again. half their original collection is lost or damaged from various times they had to move or the bounty was destroyed but they have #a good start. lloyd’s finding other comic shops in ninjago city while jay finds them occasionally out in the smaller cities #and they find The issue. the big one. when jay remembers that itty little tidbit about the other person in his life that cared about starfar #yeah that’s right obligatory reveal angst baby. i am nothing if not consistent >:]

[lastoneout]

tumblr does actually have a useful way to discover new posts it's called following lots of gimmick blogs because brother they will put all sorts of fascinating stuff on your dash

#thank you haiku bot thank you alphabet completionist(and all their children) thank you I say ok and it hurts to post #thank you my hobby is finding the source thank you identifying cars blog #thank you post store thank you i don't rate posts #you all bring so much joy and light to my dash #dni I point out typos tho I'm dyslexic /j #and I have insanepixels for that

[utilitycaster]

I do not have the time nor wish to spend the effort to do this but I think the best way to get back at really stupid fandom discourse or annoying reblogs would be to create one of those "yourfave" blogs with something that's not inherently problematic but is broadly unpopular on Tumblr (eg: golfing; liking the Beatles; and similar behaviors) and then just repeatedly making posts with that person's favorite characters. Have all questions and submissions off on the blog. do not respond to any criticism in any way other than to check the blog of the person bothering you and then make a post saying their fave golfs. Do not think about whether this is an accurate assessment of their fave; that is not the point. The point is to see if they fall for the most obvious, idiotic bait.

#also i maintain that a large number of my faves would golf and also like the beatles #cringe is dead people always mean this about children's cartoons and not White Dad Hobbies and we should weaponize this.

[wonder-worker]

"[Elizabeth Woodville's] piety as queen seems to have been broadly conventional for a fifteenth-century royal, encompassing pilgrimages, membership of various fraternities, a particular devotion to her name saint, notable generosity to the Carthusians, and the foundation of a chantry at Westminster after her son was born there. ['On other occasions she supported planned religious foundations in London, […] made generous gifts to Eton College, and petitioned the pope to extend the circumstances in which indulgences could be acquired by observing the feast of the Visitation']. One possible indicator of a more personal, and more sophisticated, thread in her piety is a book of Hours of the Guardian Angel which Sutton and Visser-Fuchs have argued was commissioned for her, very possibly at her request."

-J.L. Laynesmith, "Elizabeth Woodville: The Knight's Widow", "Later Plantagenet and Wars of the Roses Consorts: Power, Influence, Dynasty"

#historicwomendaily #elizabeth woodville #my post #friendly reminder that there's nothing indicating that Elizabeth was exceptionally pious or that her piety was 'beyond purely conventional' #(something first claimed by Anne Crawford who simultaneously claimed that Elizabeth was 'grasping and totally lacking in scruple' so...) #EW's piety as queen may have stood out compared to former 15th century predecessors and definitely stood out compared to her husband #but her actions in themselves were not especially novel or 'beyond normal' and by themselves don't indicate unusual piety on her part #As Laynesmith's more recent research observes they seem to have been 'broadly conventional' #A conclusion arrived at Derek Neal as well who also points out that in general queens and elite noblewomen simply had wider means #of 'visible material expression of [their] personal devotion' - and also emphasizes how we should look at their wider circumstances #to understand their actions (eg: the death of Elizabeth's son George in 1479 as a motivating factor) #It's nice that we know a bit about Elizabeth's more personal piety - for eg she seems to have developed an attachment to Westminster Abbey #It's possible her (outward) piety increased across her queenship - she undertook most of her religious projects in later years #But again - none of them indicate the *level* of her piety (ie: they don't indicate that she was beyond conventionally pious) #By 1475 it seems that contemporaries identified Cecily Neville as the most personally devout from the Yorkist family #(though Elizabeth and even Cecily's sons were far greater patrons) #I think people also assume this because of her retirement to Westminster post 1485 #which doesn't work because 1) we don't actually know when she retired? as Laynesmith says there is no actual evidence for the traditional #date of 12 February 1487 #2) she had very secular reasons for retiring (grief over the death of her children? her lack of dower lands or estates which most other #widows had? her options were very limited; choosing to reside in the abbey is not particularly surprising. it's a massive and unneeded jump #to claim that it was motivated solely by piety (especially because it wasn't a complete 'retirement' in the way people assume it was) #I think historians have a habit of using her piety as a GOTCHA!' point against her vilification - which is a flawed and stupid argument #Elizabeth could be the most pious individual in the world and still be the pantomime villain Ricardians/Yorkists claim she was #They're not mutually exclusive; this line of thinking is useless #I think this also stems from the fact that we simply know very little about Elizabeth as an individual (ie: her hobbies/interests) #certainly far less than we do for other prominent women Margaret of Anjou; Elizabeth of York;; Cecily Neville or Margaret Beaufort #and I think rather than emphasizing that gap of knowledge her historians merely try to fill it up with 'she was pious!' #which is ... an incredibly lackluster take. I think it's better to just acknowledge that we don't know much about this historical figure #ie: I do wish that her piety and patronage was emphasized more yes. but it shouldn't flip too far to the other side either.