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Random papa!QN headcanons (3/4)

papa!Ranmaru (2 kittens, an older boy and a girl):

Plushies, lots of plushies in both kids bedrooms. Ranmaru insists that they’re gifts forced onto him by Natsuki but you know the truth, having seen the receipts in his wallet.

His very first birthday gift to his son was a bigger version of the teddy bear that he used to have when he was a kid. Seeing his son carry it with him everywhere he goes makes Ranmaru warm with nostalgia.

Your daughter receives a huge Prince Cat for her first birthday (she throws her arms around it and squeals “Daddy!” You have to mop up Ranmaru afterwards, he was reduced to such a mess)

This becomes a tradition of sorts and Ranmaru starts bringing home every new edition of his Prince Cat (if he wasn’t already doing that to begin with lol)

He takes a cue from Reiji and starts taking vitamins and health supplements after becoming a father. It’s like a switch just flipped on in his head one day and he realized how much his own father missed out on when he passed away. He doesn’t plan on following in his dad’s footsteps and is determined to look after his health and watch both your kids grow up together with you.

Your children like to follow Ranmaru around the house whenever he’s home, so it’s normal to see him go past carrying a basket of laundry with two kids and four cats trailing behind him like ducklings.

Sometimes he’d stomp stiffly around the house, and when you look down you’d see that he has one kid hugging each leg and giggling.

Your current lockscreen is a photo of Ranmaru passed out on the couch during one of his naps, one arm thrown around a child on each side of his chest and the rest of him covered with cats.

In fact, your children’s nap times have synchronized with Ranmaru’s when he’s home to the point that all you have to do is put them on his chest while he’s lying down and they’re out.

If you try to remove either child while he’s still holding on to them Ranmaru will growl in his sleep, tighten his grip on them unconsciously and won’t let go of them until he’s fully awake. The mama!bear instincts are strong in this one.

He’s another one who carries his kids everywhere, but it’s out of necessity for him. The fact is that he’s very tall and walks very fast and his kids are very small and very curious about everything, so when they’re out together he tends to lose sight of them very quickly if he doesn’t hold on to them.

He once managed to lose both children in the agency lobby when he had to bring them to work for something. He almost tore apart the place in panic looking for them and finally found them following a Piyo-chan mascot around. That one time shaved months off his life, poor man.

(I actually headcanon that Ranmaru likes carrying people around, even if he himself doesn’t realize it. The agency staff have more than once seen Ranmaru stride past with Reiji under one arm and Ai tossed over his shoulder while grumbling at Camus behind him to hurry up cos they were going to be late for something.)

Getting his kids to eat their vegetables is more of a chore for him than for you because they argue that Daddy doesn’t eat his veggies either, so why should they? This normally results in Ranmaru glumly chewing on a double helping of salad while grumbling to his kids to finish what’s on their plates. (He resists at first, but then you remind him of his promise to stay healthy and he gives in reluctantly.)

He takes his son on his morning jogs with him he’s older. It’s another way for him to squeeze in some father-son time with his busy schedule. His daughter sometimes joins them when she’s bigger too, but most of the time it’s just him and his boy.

Makes the effort to walk his kids to school whenever he can, which isn’t very often.

The paparazzi once snapped a photo of him doing this and published it with a headline like “Kurosaki Ranmaru and his elusive children!!! Is the God of Rock becoming soft?!!”

Ranmaru just glared at the photo and complained that he couldn’t possibly be the only father in the world who took his kids to school.

”Reiji yells mushy stuff to his kids at their school every day. Why the hell don’t they follow him around instead?” “They’re probably sick of him by now. I heard he chased after one of them when they tried to leave while he was talking about the first time his twins washed the dishes.”

When he has to leave early in the morning for an overnight/overseas trip, your kids get out of bed just to see him off together with you. It always takes him all of his willpower not to hug them back when they sleepily lean on to him and tell him to come home soon, because he knows that once he does he won’t be able to let go.

They came out to send him off in fluffy cat pajama onesies once-you have never seen so many veins stand out at the same time on Ranmaru’s face before as he furiously held himself back from immediately scooping them up and taking them with him.

You’ve told your children not to disturb Ranmaru when he has his headphones on and is on his bass, but it starts with your son curiously watching him play from a distance. He gradually goes closer and closer until Ranmaru finally notices and asks him if he wants to learn.

He can hardly keep the proud grin off his face when he lifts your son on to his lap, shows him how to put his hands on the bass properly and starts teaching him the basics.

Then years later it’s your daughter's turn to plop herself in his lap and demand lessons cos it isn’t fair that only her brother gets to play with Daddy.

He gives his son his own bass for his tenth birthday. The first thing his boy does on unwrapping his present is ask Ranmaru to teach him how to play his songs.

Nothing could shake Ranmaru’s perpetual good mood for days after that (His manager calls you up in a panic and asks if anything happened after he witnesses Ranmaru laugh off everything that Camus says to him and even give him a good-natured noogie in return. Meanwhile, Camus is convinced that the end of the world is nigh.)

Your son accidentally somehow gives his elementary school form teacher the impression that his father is a washed up entertainer who is much, much older than you (he mentions that he has grey hair and eyes, that you call him a grumpy old man sometimes and that he sings and dances on TV). On parent-teacher meeting day his teacher expects to see you with a much older gentleman who fits the stereotype of being badly-dressed and fat and balding.

Instead, Kurosaki Ranmaru, voted one of the entertainment world’s top twenty hottest men, also one of Shining Agency’s biggest rock stars whose recent TV commercial made at least half of the nation’s women (and men) wake up in the middle of the night sweating with highly inappropriate thoughts of him, rolls up in a suit and shades with his hair slicked back, unintentionally oozing waves of masculine sexuality as he walks through the classroom doors.

Your son’s teacher spontaneously combusts at the sight of him.

Ranmaru never imagined the day would come when his bed would be so crowded but here he was now with you, his kids and whichever number of cats have decided to grace all of you with their presence tonight, all comfortably squeezed in somehow.

He looks down at his daughter snoozing against his chest, one small hand clutched into a fist around his t-shirt, then across to you with your son cuddled in your arms. Pulling up the covers around all of you, he stretches out an arm around you and draws all three of you closer to him while thinking that eh, he could get used to this.

Bonus!

Again, in the AU where Camus’s daughter has a little girl crush on Ranmaru’s son after meeting him once:

If you ever want to rile Ranmaru up for whatever reason, just find an article/TV program with Camus in it and casually mention “oh, our future in-law.”

100% guarantee you’ll get either a massive vein-pop on his forehead or a long-suffering “woman, why do you do this to me” look lol

“Is it the blonde hair? Or the eyes? You like foreigners, is that it? I’ll bring you to America, there’s tons of girls like that there, just don’t pick that one...”

“Ranmaru, he’s only five. It’s a little early to panic over who he’s going to bring home in the future.”

“Who’s panicking? I’m, I’m just making sure, that’s all! Nothing wrong with that!”

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