#can y’all fucking believe that ☠️

[andrewmnyard]

#colleen ballinger #can y’all fucking believe that ☠️ #she sings about like the toxic train or some shit and I’m like GIRL YOU ASKED A 15 YEAR OLD THEIR FAVORITE SEX POSITION #you sent the same teenager LINGERIE

[ethelcained]

fashion killa (chris sturniolo) ⋆｡°✩

he’s a fashion designer and she’s a model (-: the characters are based off of my wp book that’s linked on my pinned post, check it out if you’d like!! this is specifically for my lover @carvedtits !! 💐💐💐 (my irl sarai)

saraiarielle

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saraiarielle chella ‘24 is one 4 da books🌟🌟🌟

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lanakang i’m fr a freak just lmk..

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milalalanagf THIS IS ME LETTING YOU KNOW!!

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edensgarden served in every outfit.

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nicolassturniolo Slayed this post and you can only see my shoe 🚮

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matthewsturniolo Frank Ocean

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teamsaraiarielle Sarai via @freshlove’s Instagram!

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ellalovesjia they’re adorable 🥹🥹

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serena777 like it’s bad for him

sawyerpaintmepls ^^

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freshlove If we arguing and I stutter Imma smack the fuck outta you

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greediest was locked tf in the whole show bruh

missdarage Saw the videos, bro was focused ‼️‼️

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saraiarielle losing all of my senses

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nicolassturniolo Freaky meter going crazy 😝

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billieeilish hardddd

#ethelcained ✶ ˖ ࣪ #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #chris sturniolo smau #smau #nick sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #matt sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #sturniolo fanfic #chris sturniolo fanfic #chris sturniolo imagine #chris sturniolo x reader #original character #sturniolo x reader #matt stuniolo fanfic #nick sturniolo fanfic

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Cowboy Romance

Striker x GN!Reader

TW: Fighting, NSFW at the end. 

A/N: I love me a cowboy- especially an evil cowboy..LOVE IT. So let me say- cowboy enemies to lovers? 

-☠️ Striker doesn’t believe in love- he thinks it’s a weakness and a weakness anyone can exploit. 

-☠️So when he sees you, oh god he immediately wants to take you out of the picture. He has a whole plan and back up plan. This man hates you so much.

-☠️ So whenever you keep evading his attacks or just ignoring him it pisses him off even more. Don’t you get it? He hates you so you should hate him.

-☠️ While you- you maybe a farm hand or just another assassin that’s looking for some kinda work or just visiting the Wrath ring! You’ve seen him around and you don’t give a shit about him or you do but you're keeping it hush hush.

-☠️Either way the constant run ins with this crazy man are enough to piss you off to the point where you fight back! Setting up a trap or two, staying up at night cause he’s a sneaky bastard and possibly getting a hit on him, he’s not invincible but he’s strong. So good luck.

-☠️ All in all- this ends up with a lot of sexual tension and then later that evening when your patching yourself up you realize you have a crush on the sneaky bastard. But when he realizes that he caught feelings? Oh boy his anger ramps up to 100% and he’s about to fucking snap. He can’t be having a moment of weakness!

-☠️ And one faithful evening he comes to kill you off for good but it goes sideways and now you both are making out. 

His gloved hands slammed you down onto the ground as he crawled on top of you, never breaking the kiss that has you both breathless and grasping at each other. Your fist balling up his shirt as his tongue easily evades your mouth asserting his dominance over the situation but by how his hands keep touching you tell you how desperately he needed you close to him. “This doesn't mean shit.” He hissed out as he pulled away from the kiss, his tail whipping around behind him. “Uh huh, sure thing cowboy.” You replied, staring up into his yellow eyes, noses brushing together as neither of you made a move to get away. But how he pressed his lips onto yours in a much more gentle manner told you otherwise.

-☠️ So when y’all are in a relationship after months of him breaking into your house or where ever you were staying to make out with you. He’s much sweeter, still kinda rough around the edges but you only get to see the softer side of him.

-☠️ He strikes me as a man who loves it when you rub his back as you both are laying down. Or when you take his hat off of his head to cover up the fact you are kissing.

-☠️ He lets you ride Bombproof with him, and if you don’t know how to ride a horse, he’s teaching you. Like the whole nine yards, don’t worry he’s right beside you guiding the horse around like the true cowboy gentleman he is.

-☠️ He’s constantly busy but he tries to make time for you and on special occasions say date night, birthday, anniversary, etc and he can’t make it because of work? He’s sending you a bouquet of your favorite flowers and a promise of being home as soon as he can.

You huffed watching the clock tick silently, Striker was out doing Satan knows what and you were stuck in a safer place than he was, your phone buzzed alive with texts but not from him. He always called on a burner phone or didn’t call at all. As the clock struck midnight you frowned, he had officially missed your date but you knew his job so you couldn’t hold it against him. A loud knock shook you out of your pity party causing you to rush over and open the door, a random imp holding the large vase of your favorite flowers. Taking it from the imp you quickly say ‘thank you’ before closing the door to put the vase of flowers on the table. A note hidden in the flowers catch your attention, you quickly open it and read it as a smile graces your lips,

‘Sorry for the late bouquet, Darlin. I’ve been busy as you know but I wanted to make it up to you since I can’t be there but I promise as soon as I’m finished here I’ll be heading your way to actually make up for it. With love, yours truly ~S’

-☠️He likes to have a hand on you all the time, his tail curls around your leg or your tail if you have one. If you’re out on the road with him and Bombproof, he’s letting you cuddle up to him the whole time.

-☠️ He loves singing to you and about you all the time. Some folks who have been his targets have heard him singing about his little ‘Desert Flower’ before meeting their untimely demise.

-☠️ He loves showing off for you and showing how tough he is. He’s like a little peacock, please give him some kisses so he can stop flexing for you.

-☠️ Won’t let you touch his weapons. Not because he doesn’t trust you with them but they are super fucking dangerous and he wants to protect you. Speaking of protecting you- this man is super fucking protective and will not hesitate to either put a bullet in someone or break their bones for putting you in harms way.

NSFW BELOW HERE MINORS GET OUT 18+

-☠️ Most of the time you both are making out, it turns into ripping your clothes off one another and fucking like wild animals.

-☠️ He’s a dom for sure. Like you can try be somehow always wrangles you to the ground so he has more control over how he fucks you.

-☠️ Has a thing for being called ‘Sir’. No, I will not apologize. 

-☠️ His favorite position is either missionary, cowgirl or you sitting on his lap. He just likes to watch your face as he pleasures you. 

-☠️ Grab his horns if he’s going down on you, he loves it so much. Also wear his hat, if you know you know. Honestly wearing any of his clothes usually does the trick.

-☠️ He can be gentle and will be gentle if you want him to be but he likes it rough. Especially when it starts off gentle and slow then escalates to everything being rough.

#helluva boss x reader #gn reader #striker helluva boss #striker helluva #helluva striker #striker x reader

[ssreeder]

Helloooo!!

I'm finally out of lurking yeeyy!!! I don't usually leave comments on AO3 cause I tend to side track a lot and then i feel a bit annoying but i figured here it would be fine <33

I've been reading liab for a loooong wile and just wanted to let you know that in my 10+years of reading fics your work is definitely on my top 3 and one of the coolest thing I've read in general. (Even tho you always update on the weekends prior to my exams week, but i have my priorities in order and Zukka is always more important than an oncology exam 😤)

Buuuut I'm on vacations now so my liab brain rott is high again, and i can think non stop about the great characterization of your fic (especially zuko's i think you do an amazing job writing him).

Last chapter has to be one of my favorites in the whole series fr, it mayy had to do with Zuko being super touchy feely and extra emotional honestly, but they needed a bit of love before they start giving explanations to literally everyone. I'm honestly a bit ( or a lot) worried about Sokka and Iroh's relationship, I'm sure that with time Iroh will warm up to him but with Sokka being as protective as he is right now i don't know if he would take kindly of him to try and push Zuko into the throne ☠️ but we'll see.

Lastly I'm sure we all love the 20k words chapters so don't even worry about it hahaha

I'll go for now, byeee 💕

-🕸️

OMG HIIIII YOURE OUT OF THE LURK???? I lub it!!

Oh please don’t ever thing you’re annoying,,, have you seen my authors notes? I’m the most annoying person in the room & i would be thrilled to have you join me.

OMG TOP 3?!?! I fucking love you ahhhhh!! (& I do somehow always update during busy times - don’t worry I plan it that way just to mess with y’all ;)))

(Haha jk I’m not that smart)

Touchy feely Zuko with Sokka is going to be a bit more of a new norm for them and it’ll get kind of explained sort of introspected at some point but yeah Zuko WENT THROUGH IT & now he just wants to be comforted which is understandable.

Dudddeeeee yes. Iroh & sokkas relationship can go so many different ways. It’ll be interesting how they fit into each others lives especially knowing that Sokka knows Zuko who he is now and Iroh knows who he used to be and those two versions of Zuko are VERY different. I think it’ll also depend how much Zuko opens up to Iroh? Idk, Zuko can add a lot of unintentional tension there if he isn’t careful.

Thank you for this ask & i swear my next chapter will be under 20k BELIEVE IT!!! (Sorry I’ve been watching fucking Naruto so now I wanna say BELIEVE IT after everything)

I ALREADY adore you 🕸️ anon

#ugh Sokka and iroh stress me out #because iroh is like give Zuko space to breathe while also not giving Zuko space to breathe #Sokka is like fuck that this fire benders mine get your own #& yeah zukos like the dog from airbud when he has to pick an owner but one of them isn’t a huge asshole #iroh LOVES Zuko he really does #but yeah… it’s just complicated #Zuko loves iroh too but Zuko is Sokkas person #idk I was talking to a friend today about it #& things are going to get tense here soon #but also fun #Sokka gets some sword training #someone’s going to get their leg broken #people get banned from places #there is some shopping! #idk tense but fun but tense ha #WELCOME OUT OF THE LURK ANON #glad you’re here #liab #ITF #ask #idk a name for you anon I’m sorry

[kithtaehyung]

I’m sorry but what in the…I-

This is me coming back to your blog after blacking out for 10 days (for legal purposes this is a joke 😂 but I have officially blacked back in)

Like hello???

The 3tan slices 😐

The cute asf ask game

The horny hours I- …I have no words (sike I have SO MANY WORDS, mostly hashtag justice for friends. Also I wanna feel bad for you Ryen I really do…but then I remember all the times you’ve been a menace and well…karma is a bitch😬😘) but for real horny anon is WILD for that 😂😂😂 and @norushtolive don’t think you’re off the hook either 😭 (also I think it is so fucking funny that they got dubbed horny anon the fact that it’s a tag now ☠️ by literally everyone. The “let them speak” ask had me cracking up 😂)

YOONJIN FIC 😭😭😭☠️

Whyyyyyyy. How did I miss so much!??? Like y’all all chose straight back to back violence.

So like…where did we land on all the drabbles…

Wait also I just remembered the blogs 😂☠️ The freaking 3tan yoongi and bro blogs I cackled when I saw them and 10000% immediately went and followed 😂😂😂☠️

LMFAOOOO MIKAYLA I got all your messages so I’m answering this one then the long list of complaints you have against me and all the menaces here but mostly me LOL

welcome back…….. a ha ha… what can i say. there was chaos after mayhem after destruction🥴 and i had to suffer through it ALL?? More justice for Friends though I know I was wondering if people just forgot about that Yoongi because that’s one of my favorite spice scenes😭

AND HIT;RECORD IS COMING!! I may finally have time to dedicate to it, so I’m thinking sometime next week is a more accurate date. Also the blogs! I can’t believe we have both a bro and a yoongi one😂

WELCOME BACK🤪🤪

#IM CACKLING #mikayla! #asks:3tan #*ryenfictalk #mailbox💌

[ohayopoko]

I just started reading your Eren masterlist and I wanted to say that ✨I’m obsessed✨ but I wanted to know if I could request a scenario were Eren reacts to his black s/o getting into a fight with some random girl?

Eren w BlackFem!S/o In a Fight

Note: This isn’t a scenario but I was thinking abt it for a long time and I just gotta get these headcanons onto paper🥳

-First off the moment S/o starts moving staticky Eren knows what the fuck is goin on, okayyyy?

-Cause you from the hood, he from the hood and y’all both got hood PTSD ☠️😭

“I don’t give a fuck about none of that shit, I’m finna dog walk this hoe”

“You better boom her shit for Daddy,”

-Eren’s so sweet he stands guard while you break off your acrylic nails and tie up ur hair

-Girl you better jump on that hoe and handle ya business when Eren posts the fuck up cause best be-fucking-lieve baby boy ain’t letting NOBODY jump on you!

“That’s her? Take care of ya business, Baby.”

-When his baby girl pops off Eren’s on G O and if that bitch and her paw patrol think they finna tag team Eren ain’t having nunnadat shit🙅🏾‍♀️

“Back the fuck up, I’ll air this whole bitch out!”

-YES, Eren will %100 slap a bitch for playin w S/o and he doesn’t care if she brings her brother cause he’ll slap that nigga too 🤷🏾‍♀️

-Eren’s so fuckin proud of S/o cause she’s a BIG STEPPA w the way she squares up and takes off on that hoe 👏🏾

-S/o doesn’t pull hair or nunnadat shit, straight hands and that’s why Eren loves tf outta you cause you really rumbling them hoes and it’s so sexy🤤

“Yeaaahhh baby show me how you rocking!”

-S/o ain’t gotta worry abt losing her 40” 613 cause Eren’s collecting it as soon as it comes off of your head cause its expensive asf and he bought it like he’s not abt to let ur wig get stolen ☠️

-When they want a round 2 S/o gives it up to them hoes again and she’s a fuckin demon cause she knows Eren’s behind her

-of course s/o can rock all by herself w out Eren cause she been booming hoes since highschool but she fights her best when she knows he’s there and he’s got her back so she gives them bitches hell and Erens right there cheering her on

-Bitch Eren’s hands are rated E for Everyone cause y’all know how bitches be still tryna fight after you run that shit and ball them tf up? Yeah ain’t nunnadat w Eren- when his baby girl says she’s done fighting she’s done fighting‼️

-If anybody still wants to get it on after S/o said she’s done they gotta fight Eren and best believe they don’t want no smoke w ya security okurttt?

-Eren is definitely the type to break the fight up if his girl starts losing cause he just can’t stand there and let you get beat on🤧

-Girl they better not try to break shit up when S/o’s winning cause Eren’s gonna slap the taste outta them bitches mouth for playing like that

“You touch her I’mma slap dog shit outta you, play with me Bitch.”

-Eren’s so fuckin petty he asks anybody else if they wanna fight after S/o beats up their home girl

-ofc they don’t want no smoke and y’all leave with the W 💁🏾‍♀️

-Totally teases S/o about it later makin her blush when he praises the way she threw them hands

-Eren %100 gives S/o some elite spits and backshots for fucking that girl up something nasty cause he’s proud of you for handling your business

#attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #eren jaeger #eren yeager #eren brainrot #eren headcanons #eren x black reader #ErenxBlackfem

[daydreamrry]

He's a millionaire and has been in the business for more than a decade. So many people think less of him after this year, and what for? I don't get it.//

Maybe they wanna dirty up his image some for HS3??? Oooo maybe he’s going down some lyrical routes and topics he hasn’t like drugs and sex but more explicitly. I mean he’s gonna be “having realistic sex” in two movies and is playing basically the orgasm god. Basically he admitted acting has inspired his writing (writes a song as jack lol). Maybe this is all an image shift!? Stupid a bit but idk what he’s written. Maybe he doesn’t want to look as squeaky clean for what’s coming 😏 hmmm. I mean leather, the dazed 80s looks. Lol maybe this man even intentionally lost weight (I also think part of this has to do with fashion, I think he’s doing something there we don’t know and you know fashion likes people evacuated) and planted cocaine rumors as well. I feel like he would do some shit like that. This literally makes the most sense of all. He gets promo, money and shifts his image so the next album is believable. It wasn’t supposed to go homewrecker narrative bc he hates that shit which is probably why he’s looked pissed and has been shunning her. She sold him that it wouldn’t look that way. And he thought it wouldn’t. It was supposed to be dirty enough that he fucked his boss. I mean that explains why he was so publicly kissing her and making their “relationship” public, something he’s never done. Image shift! He’s trying to be more grown up to the GP. Not because Olivias old but it’s like he was pictured making out oooo he’s not a little boy anymore, steamy pics, sex symbol having sex in movies… he’s a man. He’s not this innocent baby he fucked his boss! Who’s ten years older. Scandalous. What’s he gonna write about? (This is the line of thinking that landed us in this hellscape). That’s why Olivia released that article about her and Jason when she did. That’s probably when the deal started or around then. It wasn’t supposed to go homewrecker but Jason’s vindictive (as he should be) and used it to capitalize for Ted Lasso (which is genius because he got the sympathy vote and tons of awards plus people wondering if what happened will leak over into Ted Lasso, giving upcoming seasons more PR and pushing Apple to contract for more seasons, him being fucked over made him even more likeable than he was and made him some weird American tv hero) then the HO teams tried to squash homewrecker image with its super serious but no one believed it so his team started being intentionally messy I feel like to make it obvious it’s PR to the people who give a shit. US. No one else knows the narrative is all over the place or gives a shit and the GP still gets a messier Harry and we all feel he’s messy now too regardless. They’ve been shading her ass all year much to our enjoyment. They’ve been paying her back for her fuckup on the narrative. Having her go to him all time etc and she agrees because it’s the only way it moves forward and she fucked up her life for this stupid shit so she might as well walk around in his merch like a dumbass. H was like this is not what we agreed to, maybe changed terms of contract when his image got too messy, which is the shift. Probs happened after his team said he thought she was single. That’s when he stopped looking as interested. Yeah yacht still happened but come on we saw H kissing Flo so man can obviously act sexually aroused but didn’t lol. I’m ☠️. He’s shaded her at every chance he’s had because he is our petty king and we love him for it. OMG. He knew how this would look for her and knew she’d get hate and was probably like good. Like that comment in Dazed? I bet his ass made sure they published it. The rest of the article was so strongly written and not tabloid so I don’t think they would’ve included it. I wonder if his team had dazed include Olivia just so we could get Harry’s petty comment. 💀☠️ Bruh. Please tell me y’all see how hilarious he is. The dumbest part is Olivia fucking over Jason for this stunt. Anyway you try to figure out her motives they look fucked up and she barely gets anything out of it but now extreme hate. Sigh. Bruh. Why does my brain work like this?

BESTIE TYPED A WHOLE NOVEL AND SPILLED!