#camp Jupiter is the gayer camp

[shuutingstar]

I’m sure everyone remembers that one scene in House of Hades (I think…) where Nico was outed by Cupid/Eros in front of Jason? Well, I don’t know if everyone knows this but in Rome same-sex relationships were normal. So, imagine Nico being all scared and anxious because he just outed himself to Jason — who he probably thinks won’t accept him because Nico thinks he’s (Nico’s) unlovable — and is just waiting for Jason’s response but the guy’s acting so nonchalant about it??

Nico: …I have a crush on Percy.

Jason:

Jason: Nico, I’m pretty sure that doesn’t count. Eros/Cupid said it had to be a secret you never told anyone, you know, something less conspicuous?

Nico: *confused*

Nico: wait… what-?

Camp Jupiter could be so much gayer if Rick had just actually tried to write it properly 😔. Jason probably already knew Nico had a crush on Percy but was like: that’s normal so he just never mentioned it. Like, why would he? It’s just a crush. He’s in a war, crushes aren’t something you’re going to discuss. And Nico’s so confused and embarrassed because he’s old schooled. That’s how they became best friends, your honour.

#this thought has been on my mind for A WHILE #I needed to let everyone know #pride month at camp Jupiter’s dope #shuu rambles #pjo fandom #pjo hoo toa #heroes of olympus #jason grace #nico di angelo #house of hades #pjo #camp jupiter #gay #lqbtqia #lgbtq

[averagetmntfan]

Portals gone wrong!

(“The 4 servants Au” & “time beats a dead man Au” ((collab w/ @mikey-rottmnt)) Crossover fic!)

2/???

Tbadm universe, 12:38pm.

“uh..not to like, complain or anything but-“

“Why am i TIED UP?!?” Leo demanded, squirming in the rope. “because, you look ugly. And we don’t trust you.” Bendy pulled the rope tight, making sure it was secure. jeez, what a crazy day. First he had to calm down a guilt devoured Koi, now these Weridos fall outta the sky and invade their camp? What’s next, Someone loses a leg??

“I kinda feel bad for tying them up..” Dale whimpered. “WHY??? the little orange one was gonna attack us!!!” Chip reminded her, trying to be the reasonable one here. “Yeah but.. Besides that, they seem really nice!! and look at that one!! It’s got cool red paint on its face!!”

“as much as I love a complement, this isn’t paint. It’s my skin, thank you very much.” Leon smirked, sparkling as usual. Except there were literal sparkles..- what the hell???

Chip just..observed carefully. wow, this guy was gayer than him and mugs combined. And that’s really saying something here. Though he hated to admit, these guys did seem kinda harmless.

‘I’m sure the grown-up’s could take these bozos in a fight, anyway. So..whats the big deal?? What’s everyone so afraid of?’

Chip, being the observant guy he is, decided to go check on the others. Since everyone was acting a little bit off. And suspicious, he might add. “Come on.” He Signaled Dale to ‘follow his lead.’ And within seconds, the siblings were on a investigation.

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it was quiet. too quiet. Why you may ask? Well, I’ll let cup answer that one.

Cuphead Stares at raph. No conversation, no movement, just an intimidating cold stare. Raph couldn’t even bare to meet his gaze, so he turned to face the tents wall. As this starring contest continued on, the 2 bystanders looked at eachother with concern.

“cup, lay off dude. It’s been like 5 minutes. You’re scaring the poor guy!!” Mugs suggested. No one dared move.

another couple minutes go by, and mugs tries again. Again, not movement.

She tries again and again, and like every time before..

Nothing happened.

“UGHH!! WHY CAN YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME?!” He shouted, readying up a punch to the face. “Hey, hey! Mugs, calm. Down. Anger will not fix anything.” Boris reassured him, in a desperate attempt to calm her down.

“Tell me, Bucko. Why’re you really here??” cup finally spoke up, building up the tension. Raph finally Met eyes with him.

“I don’t know, ok?! Look, one minute I was hanging out with my brothers, watching a Jupiter Jim movie, and then-“

”wait, who’s Jupiter Jim?” Mugs asked, not expecting to be heard. But of course..

He was.

“ah! Jupiter Jim is the main protagonist in me and my brothers favourite movies! He’s so cool, and also have a red panda sidekick!! But there’s also comics, fan fics, graphic novels, spin-offs, fan made episo-“

“Ok can you shut up? We don’t wanna hear about your nerdy lil sci-fi show, uh..whatever you are.” Raph went completely silent after that, slightly embarrassed.

“Dude. I-“ mugs sighs.

“Ok, move it boy toy.” He attempts to shove cup outta the way. But uh..

Cup snickers at his brothers failed attempt to move him.

“Keep trying, toothpick. One day maybe you’ll be able to make me move an arm” he howls with laughter. Mugs rolled his eyes. Tsk, at least he wasnt an overachiever study nerd.

Raph Just Watch the 2 siblings, letting out a small laugh.

Cup immediately turned his attention back to raph, looking kinda..pissed..off? Uh oh..-

“Find something funny?” his voice was low, as he inched in closer to Raph’s face. He stares at him again, narrowing his eye.

“n-nooooooo…?”

“just leave the guy alone. You’re being a bitch.” Mugs told him off, putting a hand on her hip.

“WHA- I AM NOT!! THIS GUY COULD BE POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS!!!” “Cup, he doesn’t even have any weapons.” this seems to get cup upset, he rolls his eyes and storms out. What a baby. Mugs scowls at him as he leaves, soon turning his gaze to their unexpected visitor.

“Sorry..a-about him. He’s just..very cautious..of people..”

“Well, can you blame him?” Boris stepped in.

“you and him have been through a lot together. He’s just trying to protect you.”

Well, this seemed to get to mugs. He thought for a moment. She hated to admit it but..Boris was right. Maybe they’d been acting like a jerk to cup.

As he got lost in his thoughts, Boris glanced at their prisoner.

this was gonna be one hell of a day, huh.

Welp…

It’s time to prepare.

PREV MASTERPOST NEXT

#<3 #tbadm #tbadm au #tbadm mugs #tbadm cup #tbadm boris #babqftim au #t4s au #T4S leo #T4S raph #tbadm bendy #Tbadm dale #tbadm chip

[incorrectpercyquotes]

Percy: Leo, you're 5'5 and you weigh 80 pounds, Gumby has a better body than you. Boom. Roasted.

Percy: Jason, you're a kiss ass. Boom. Roasted.

Percy: Piper, you failed sword fighting. Boom. Roasted.

Percy: Thalia, you've rejected so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom. Roasted.

Percy: Frank, I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Boom. Roasted.

Percy: Annabeth, your teeth called, your breath stinks. Boom. Roasted.

Percy: Hazel where's Hazel? Whoa there you are, I didn't see you there behind that grain of rice. Boom. Roasted.

Percy: Coach, you crush your wife during sex. Boom. Roasted.

Percy: Nico, you're gay. Boom. Roasted.

Percy: Reyna, Camp Jupiter called, they think you suck. And you're gayer than Nico. Boom. Roasted.

#source: the office #pjo #percy jackson #percy #jason #hazel #leo #frank #piper #nico #thalia #reyna #coach hedge

[homospockual]

I just spent an hour pacing around outside thinking about fem!percy hairstyles to outline book-by-book character development. so there’s that. I fully blame the buffy fandom and their ridiculous hair analysis for this.

preseries and tlt would have her with p long hair and probably bangs as well but like. not elegant girly long hair more messy hair you were too lazy to cut, and esp when we first meet her there’s this vibe that she’s hiding behind it a lot.

som has it a bit shorter and in ponytails a lot, but a little better kept, emphasizing the tightrope she’s walking between trying to have a normal life and being forced to save the world constantly.

ttc brings a little more teen angst in so this is where she has a more adult style-it’s shorter, a longish bob now, clipped back in fights a lot, and a bit sleeker. bangs have grown out but pieces are still in her eyes a lot. that basically never changes.

botl is p much the same except the texture is curlier and more naturalistic, esp when on calypso’s island, where it’s braided a lot.

tlo starts out the same but after hearing the prophecy for the first time, she cuts more than half of it off to a more battle-friendly style, just past the ears. thalia approves.

pictures and flashbacks in tlh are returning to the relaxed wavy style

I can’t decide if in son it’s short from the start because she stole a knife and mulaned it off or if it’s longer from lack of maintenance, but either way, this is the most unkempt percy’s hair has ever been, including tlt. the waves are still there but wilder and uneven because the wilderness has no hair salons. I’m leaning towards option two here mostly bc I want a scene post-shower when she first comes to camp jupiter, in a sports bra and boxers, trying to brush it out and frank coming in to help cut off the most damaged parts.

moa has it still loose and wavy, in a short ponytail a lot. 

in hoh, it’s singed and uneven and frequently wet. the wilder waves from son have made a return to parallel the primal post-lupa moments and the olympus-free expanse of alaska to tartarus, dangerous and barren in its own way.

in boo, percy’s hair is growing out again, but as in tlt, it’s not anything good. it’s mostly her ignoring that it’s badly damaged from the fire and choking atmosphere in tartarus, and is limp and messy when not pulled back for a fight.

toa has it clipped short but growing out in the natural, relaxed happy-waves from botl and tlh, her “I don’t have to save the world today, yay” hairstyle.

fem!percy is a soft butch zoe kravitz and I’m gayer than I’ve ever been

#hmmm #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #THIS IS 100% SELF INDULGENT OKAY