#call that the gay bitch's canon

[intern-gershwin-palmer]

obsessed with the realisation that definitely genderqueer gayboy Hwei is not technically canonically queer, because he would be bad representation as a toxic little twink, which is absolutely delightful because to me that just confirms that he and Jhin are both queer and toxic, which was really never in question but still, love that for them, love those messy bitches, the bad rep we deserve

#hwei #league of legends #jhinhwei #shady's muttering #they were like 'look we want to include diverse representation but...' #'we dont want one of our first proper canon gays so be such a little bitch' #which is a good call tbh but boy #iconic

[drewtanakagf]

umberto eco why are you calling superman and batman homosexuals what do you fucking know WHAT DO YOU KNOW ECO WHAT DO YOU KNOW

[ID: Block of text reading: "In this respect, note Roberto Giammanco's remarks about the consistently homosexual nature of characters like Superman or Batman-another variation of the theme of "superpowers." This aspect un-doubtedly exists, particularly in Batman, and Giammanco offers reasons for it which we refer to later; but in the specific case of Superman, it seems that we must speak not so much of homosexuality as of "parsifalism"' end ID]

#okay yeah this goes under #superbat #dc #im just reading my silly little journal article and boom #this guy calling these bitches gay #these words are just now in the academic canon and we all have to bear that burden #and yeah i know hes not actually calling them homosexuals but this isn't the point of my paper so i skipped over deeper analysis...

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

based on your asks responses & characterization of yuuta this is what i’ve gathered — yuuta is like that one high school senior who looked at the new coming freshman’s & just adopted them on the spot. there’s no out. now his friends sees the kid & adopted them too. it’s a family now. a very young, close in age family. (i was yuuta in this situation 😔 i was use to be megumi in this situation but i carried the tradition out. as i should. high school & middle school was wild.)

YUUJI THOUGH. we will probably never see him in your sea glass garden au but your asks is killing me. like his one sided beef with yuuta? he’s just like me fr. i too would fight over megumi if it comes down to it.

i just know yuuji thought that yuuta & megumi was a thing at first cause of the whole “his boy thing”. i know he screamed into a pillow about it. i know he went to gojo to ask for permission to court megumi & gojo was flabbergasted at such a medieval act so he had yuuji do the dumbest shit to get his blessing (ha).

i just know nanami is sighing at the idea of his son yuuji being a jealous little brat because of his other son yuuta. i just know yuuta was so confused until he witnessed yuuji & megumi awkward ass flirting. i know he acts like a little shit to get on yuuji (& sukuna) nerves.

you know what. this is my jujutsu kaisen. this is my sorcery fight. gege who? i only know you. PLS TAKE THE PEN FROM GEGE.

Yuuta is absolutely that senior who adopted that new student and made a little family. That is His Kohai now okay megumi is their collectively raised flour sack baby and they will kill for him.

Yuuji came back to life finally met the second years had just leveled up with his cursed energy and gained a new dad got his old friends back he was so so ready to go live his best life and then his new self appointed brother opened his mouth and started rhapsodizing about some impossibly beautiful and perfect man named okkotsu yuuta and yuuji is absolutely whacked in the face a la rubber squeaky hammer that there’s some gorgeous son of a bitch out there already living his best life.

His death sentence was overturned. He’s so powerful that he can save everyone if he wants. He is the legally adopted child of Nanami Kento. The curse attached to him 1) actually liked him and 2) moved the fuck on which some people (Sukuna) could take a few notes on.

Fushiguro Megumi is his boy.

This could not have devastated him more thoroughly. Even his newly acquired self appointed brother thinks okkotsu yuuta is the perfect man, which he manages to express at length in between warnings from the second years that Yuuta’s going to fly back from Africa purely for the sake of kicking his fucking ass for touching His Boy, which yuuji simply cannot handle.

Yuuji lowkey had a new lease on life and thought “hey! Fushiguro tried to kill someone with an elephant for me! Maybe I have a shot and he’ll let me hold his hand!” and then there’s god’s perfect man off in Africa who’s enticing megumi away from movie marathons with his fucking FaceTime calls right when yuujis almost hyped himself up enough to try the yawning arm stretch thing.

He spends at least three weeks trying to figure out if Megumi’s His Boy because they’re in a long distance relationship and it only ends because maki starts finding it more annoying than funny and establishes that it is not in fact a romantic arrangement. She thinks. (Okay it’s still kind of funny.)

Yuuji resorted to a terrible wikihow on how to get someone to date you and it insisted “get their parents approval” was his in and gojo could NOT have been more of an asshole about it. Nanami had to intervene to get it to stop. He is very tired and very confused. Why are you so upset about okkotsu he’s a lovely young man why is this making you more upset

Of course if yuuji ever found out that megumi became Yuuta’s boy after Yuuta personally restarted his heart he’d instantly understand why everyone acts like Yuuta’s the best thing since sliced bread. He is that amazing.

Yuuta and Megumi are completely oblivious to all of this.

Gege pls call me I just want to help gege pls

#sea glass gardens #just remember YOU can forcibly displace gege and turn the creative property over to me #I will be making several. SEVERAL. changes. #yuuji absolutely goes back into his room and screams into his pillow over Yuuta #he was going to try to hold Megumi’s hand and Megumi left to go talk to Yuuta just because he was ‘calling all the way from Africa’ and ‘the #movie ended five minutes ago why were you just sitting there looking like you were really stressed are you okay itadori’ #nobara is exhausted just watching this #she’s the most homophobic lesbian alive why do lgbtq things happen to people who don’t deserve it #god she just wants a girlfriend with a sword and these fucking assholes are the ones who get their high school romance they don’t even #APPRECIATE the gay things happening to them #ignoring all canon since we’re never getting there in sea glass gardens #when Yuuta’s coming back from Africa Megumi’s very simply stating that Yuuta’s an important person in his life and he’s glad yuuji wjll #meet him soon which might as well be a DECLARATION OF UNDYING LOVE yuuji has a total crisis #yuuta gets off the plane and fucking hugs megumi yuuji had to get boyfriend privileges to do that who is this son of a bitch #gojo watching this: do you think I can get yuuji to wash my car again if I tell him I’ll distract Yuuta so he can take Megumi on a date #Nanami: why on earth would okkotsu need to be distracted for that to happen #gojo: that’s the beauty of it it is in no way necessary but yuuji doesn’t seem to know that

[wc-m0ch4]

Really enjoy the theory that Sonic x Shadow Generations was named that way so that search results would show the game instead of Sonadow

This is particularly because of how much more Sonadow fanart/edits/fanfics I've been seeing as of late BECAUSE of the title LMAO

#like actually the best and worst marketing to have sonic x shadow gen come after all the gay ass clips we saw in Sonic Prime LIKE– #Frozen made people forget about the whole Walt Disney's body preserves in ice thing #Sonic x Shadow did the opposite LMAO #god I fucking love gay people I wish they were real #god I fucking love hedgehogs I wish they were real #literally don't know who at Sega thought they could stop people from being gay #bro we are literally spreading homosexuality and indoctrinating children #^^/J /J /J /J /J /J /J I SWEAR /JJJJJJ #I like to imagine there was one younger employee in the conference room trying so hard to be like 'guys... this isn't gonna work...' #and the ceo goes 'ofc it will! what'll they do? call it canon? make more art?' #cut to the present the ceo is all: 'un-fucking-believable' #'these bitches gay... good for them... BAD FOR US' #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic #sonic fandom #sonic x shadow generations

[swordsonnet]

i'm sorry but people saying that wwdits is queer-baiting because nandermo isn't canon (yet) is SO ridiculous to me. literally every main character in the show is canonically queer, and lots of side characters too. i'm begging people to understand that queer representation consists of more than just your favourite ship getting together.

#'they kinda keep us hanging with the gay content :/' bitch the entire show is gay content WHAT are you even talking about #the implication that queer rep only 'counts' if the characters are in a monogamous same-gender relationship is... not great #to be clear wwdits is far from perfect and there are plenty of valid criticisms to be made about it #but calling it queer-baiting is just incorrect #not to mention that it seems pretty likely that nandermo *is* going to become canon at some point #have people forgotten that slow burn isn't just a fanfic trope #ugh #wwdits #what we do in the shadows

[brw]

sometimes i forget charles xavier isn't canonically gay. like you would have thought that by now they would have made him the most homophobicly gay comic character of all time but not yet.

#brieuc.txt #charles xavier #he just feels like he should be canon gay atp #bald gay bitch calling you slurs

[subtlehaz]

I. Loved. LOVED. The end of that episode.

#I really did #and nothing will ever change that #but now that I’m settling down a bit lmao #tommy calling buck Evan like 3 times in the span of a minute was killing me i cringed so hard #and also #Buck you little bitch I know you’re so desperate for Eddie #who had the head canon that buck was gonna misplace his jealousy of Eddie on Tommy bc they NAILED IT #I don’t think I reblogged that post but you were a real one #BUT ALSO #why was Tommy apologizing for leaving Buck out and saying Eddie felt bad #THATS A BUDDIE CONVO SIR 🤨 #these gays are gonna be the death of me 😭 #9-1-1 #911 spoilers

[a-very-fond-farewell]

as I wait for artms to feed us crumbs, I guess it’s gonna be a ‘sweet crazy love’ on repeat until I pass out kind of writing session 😔🙄💅🏻

#iykyk #I call bullshit on the eng version of the song tho. that was a vile cash grab with terrible mixing #the og tho?? peak #oec gave us smth alright but imma need modhaus to give us more #sneaky niki #lamb loose liveblogging #anyway. HDS flavor of the day is 👏💃🏻 internalized homophobia #so hear me out #I hc him as bi #controversial ik #but I like to think he got some thoughts 👀 in the military but then suppressed it all by settling down with a woman #which does not erase his bisexuality in my version of canon imo #it just layers with lots of guilt and shame #look. I cannot sprinkle my catholic guilt here bc i don’t think HDS is religious #but I have to give him something to work with no?? #also I think he would still believe himself as straight as a pole with SDY on his lap #he would be like ‘it’s all your fault. you vixen. you brute’ #while SDY would be all ‘dude that’s so cougar of you tell me more’ #both of them being petty verse bitches is extremely funny to me #but I cannot think in good conscience SDY has ever been anything but gay #bc have you seen PJY??? that woman was to die for. SDY not even looking at her looks wasteful honestly #ma’am give me one chance I’ll treat you better than stupid HYH or KYS #so. these are the vibes for today #no sex to speak of in ch 14. but the Tension™️ folks. it burns 😈🔥💅🏻

[farahblack]

i do not want a stranger things x dghda crossover bc ive seen some of the shit the st fandom puts out and its frankly garbage (sorry), but i WOULD like to see dirk and murray try to attack each other. gay on gay violence. mlm hostility. two karate amateurs trying to kick each other while joyce and todd simultaneously try to stop them and exchange tired looks over their heads

#what i am picturing is dirk and murray in a cartoony cloud of fists and limbs on the floor while joyce and todd are standing over them #halfheartedly going guys no. stop. stop it dirk. murray you are an adult man please. guys this is embarrassing. come on we have to go #better yet hopper and farah are also present. theyre not doing anything theyre just standing to the side ignoring the fight and most of all #each other. i have a vision ok #would a dg/st crossover ever work conceivably? no and i dont want it to let me make that extremely clear. dghda and st should NOT be #combined. at any costs. they are separate they cannot be mixed. okay? okay #i have seen some truly mmm interesting takes on a potential crossover and let me tell u they were Not it #im aware i have very specific tastes regarding the content i consume so u could take what im saying with a grain of salt but trust me bro #trust me! it wasnt good! it didnt work! i bitched with my friend about it! anywayz moving on #while dg and st should NOT be mixed. i WOULD like to see the token gay detectives/'detectives' of the show duking it out. i think it would #be funny. they would hate each other with such a rabid passion on sight. theyre like the antithesis of each other. on completely opposite #ends of the gay weirdo detective scale #it feels weird to call murray a detective even though TECHNICALLY by canon he IS a p.i. or at least had a stint as a p.i. in accordance to #the canon timeline #but im lumping in to the gay detective pile. hes a gay weirdo detective by vibe if not by occupation #ANYWAY apologies for the incoherent ramble in the tags on this fine evening. except im not sorry this is my blog and i get to go crazy <3 #DO U GET ME. DO U GET THIS SPECIFIC THING IM ENVISIONING. DIRK AND MURRAY FISTICUFFS VISION TY AND GOODNIGHT #misc

[minamotosousuke]

ppl making Mitsuba into a girl is actually irking me sm…

#idc if you make kou a girl too so it’s still gay #I’m still mad abt it #calling her ‘fem’ mitsuba… #bitch! who do you think the canon Mitsuba is!?

[polaraffect]

god. persona 5 royal. game of all time.

#damien.txt #the past 2 weeks ive been playing sooo much bc its just like. fr hitting rn #and this game is sooo good. unbelievably good. a standard at which i dont think any other game will match. #im having fun with it #me everytime akira and akechi are on screen together: these bitches gay. oh my god. #also me everytime yusuke is on screen #also me everytime anyone from the phantom thieves is on screen #they're so gay... and that's why i called them The Queers. so it's canon #i fear i have accidentally completely neglected any romantic relationships bc i was too focused on akira and akechi #which made hawaii.... a time. certainly one of the trips of all time. #hehehe i cant wait to play more tomorrow when i get off work #fr my schedule rn is work -> persona 5 -> sleep -> repeat dkhdkshdjdhd #maybe i should like. do other things. certainly this cant be healthy. but alas. im having fun.

[theinfinitedivides]

Nandini out here giving the entire speech about husbands and the divine and what she went through over the past 10+ years and ending with 'keh diya na... bas. keh diya.' like she didn't just rip my heart out and put it on the floor

#film: kabhi khushi kabhie gham #local gay rewatches K3G.txt #like i'm crying but at the same time #good for you ma'am f*ck him up #his own mother didn't even get to see her grandson before she passed and you want to be bitching about letting them come back home #granted he did eventually 'get his head out of his ass' in canon #but he's ostracized his two children and daughter-in-law for the past decade so a simple sorry isn't going to cut it #'did i have to call for you to return home?' yes you did bc you're the one who f*cking sent them away in the first place

[seraphicstrings-a]

tag one ◈ ⊰ tag two ⊱

in character ◈ ⊰ something a little like decadence ⊱

aesthetic ◈ ⊰ what's a king to a god ⊱

thoughts ◈ ⊰ they call me alice. where is my blade? ⊱

castle town ◈ ⊰ you took this house and made it a home ⊱

bond. amarin ◈ ⊰ run rabbit run rabbit alice has a gun ⊱

bond. delun ◈ ⊰ red. the color of blood; of love. ⊱

bond. neff ◈ ⊰ she's a woman in total control of herself ⊱

verse 01 ◈ ⊰ more than a god stronger than memory ⊱

visage ◈ ⊰ to surpass the end of all things ⊱

ooc ◈ ⊰ hi yes they call me a fae vampire ⊱

mun art ◈ ⊰ progress at 38 percent ⊱

queue ◈ ⊰ beep beep bitch i'm gay ⊱

asks ◈ ⊰ a dangerous game to play ⊱

selfpromo ◈ ⊰ hell's coming with me ⊱

promotion ◈ ⊰ i think therefore you are ⊱

canon ◈ ⊰ every day a little death ⊱

spirit: c ◈ ⊰ where is your pride and your rage? ⊱

#in character ◈ ⊰ something a little like decadence ⊱ #aesthetic ◈ ⊰ what's a king to a god ⊱ #thoughts ◈ ⊰ they call me alice. where is my blade? ⊱ #castle town ◈ ⊰ you took this house and made it a home ⊱ #bond. amarin ◈ ⊰ run rabbit run rabbit alice has a gun ⊱ #bond. delun ◈ ⊰ red. the color of blood; of love. ⊱ #bond. neff ◈ ⊰ she's a woman in total control of herself ⊱ #verse 01 ◈ ⊰ more than a god stronger than memory ⊱ #visage ◈ ⊰ to surpass the end of all things ⊱ #ooc ◈ ⊰ hi yes they call me a fae vampire ⊱ #mun art ◈ ⊰ progress at 38 percent ⊱ #queue ◈ ⊰ beep beep bitch i'm gay ⊱ #tag save #asks ◈ ⊰ a dangerous game to play ⊱ #selfpromo ◈ ⊰ hell's coming with me ⊱ #promotion ◈ ⊰ i think therefore you are ⊱ #canon ◈ ⊰ every day a little death ⊱ #spirit: c ◈ ⊰ where is your pride and your rage? ⊱

[incorrect-nevermore]

EVERYONE SAY THANK TO @conscience-grim FOR SHARING THIS ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL INFORMATION WITH US

Montersor very likely died and lived around the same time as Lenore, late 1800’s to early 1900’s, and during this time. Pretty boy was slang for a gay prostitute in southern America and north UK.

Montresor, is literally calling Prospero a gay whore in the scene.

This also makes the head canon of Annabel calling Lenore “pretty boy” SOOOOOOO much funnier, because Lenore likely knows what it means and Annabel doesn’t because she is aggressively, southern English, so she would use it in the same way that we use it today literally just calling someone a pretty boy. LENORE HOWEVER.

Annabel, lovingly stroking her fingers through Lenore‘s hair while she lays her head in her lap: Oh, look at my pretty boy <3

Lenore, flustered, abruptly raising her head: EXCUSE ME- HEY! IM- I AM NOT-…..

Annabel, oblivious, thinking Lenore is just being bashful: Oh! But are, pet! You are so pretty and your mine, therefore, you’re my pretty boy!

Lenore, fully thinking Annabel’s calling her her bitch: 

I want everyone to imagine Annabel saying this, while they are still alive at a party or something. The whole room stops and turns to see the most fashionable power couple that high society has seen in decades. Everyone is falling over this new, mysterious, dashing rogue like character, Leo vadernacht, nephew, and now air of the entire Vandernacht railway empire, newly engaged to the most, sought after bachelorette in the entirety of English and American high society, the most Lady like and proper Annabel Lee Whitlock. And she proceeds to turn to her fiancé and call him her gay whore lovingly. IMAGINE THE REACTION

And to add onto this, Montersor isn’t a cowboy. He’s heavily implied to be a horse breaker, which is basically a priest, who also doubles as a horse tamer, and only in the UK was this term known as slang, for once again, a gay prostitute.

So I want you to imagine Monty casuallymentioning he was a horse breaker while he was alive and Annabel FULLY TURING TO HIM LIKE

“🤨🏳️‍🌈⁉️”

SHE MUST BE SOOO CONFUSED WHY ADA’S STILL DATING HIM

Annabel: I went through so much trouble to make sure no one figured out that me and Lenore were gay, just for this bitch to come out and fully admit he’s a gay whore with little to no consequence.

#nevermore webtoon #lenore nevermore #annabel lee nevermore #incorrect nevermore quotes #incorrect quotes #annabel lee x lenore #white raven #prospero nevermore #montresor nevermore

[eddisaurus]

i am a little bit bitter about the derry girls episode tbh,,,,,,, imo i really liked the fact that it focused on friendship and stuff, and i also really wanted them to all stay friends. i stand with michelle,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 

#derry girls #please u cant argue with me #im set in my ways #i just really really wanted canon gay james #and i dont think ill ever want them to be togethet #i love the show alot #but ohmydtgpgsd #bitter little gay bitch #thats what they call me #ill stop now #bye ybye