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[farahblack]

i think it might be time to abandon this blog for real

#by abandon i mean ill just put it on my other account lol im not gonna delete #we'll see. hm

[farahblack]

[ID: A picture of Bart. She's a white woman covered in blood and dirt with a murderous look in her eye. /end ID]

#polls

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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

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Project Marzanna

[id: a sketch with colored pencils, depicting Bart Curlish from Dirk Gently's holistic detective agency. she's a young white woman, with messy brown hair, she's wearing bright orange overalls. she's looking solemnly and holding a gun. /end id]

#yeasss

[farahblack]

[ID 1: Post by segretecose: "clean girl aesthetic" what the fuck even is that. i only fuck people who have soot and dirt and blood all over their face and body and clothes

ID 2: A gif of Bart Curlish from DGHDA (TV 2016). She's a white woman with matted hair and blood on her face and clothes. /end ID]

shes literally doing it like no other btw

#described

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[ID: Edited tumblr post. Original is by gothdrool reading "ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on". The reblog is by cub2 it says "FUCK this post and happy birthday Todd Brotzman". /end ID]

hbd to the most miserable soaking wet cat of a man ever

#help i forgot todds birthday is the day after mine diahsisjsjs happy birthday loser #described #op pls add the id to the original post thanks

[farahblack]

I get why people dislike Ken and I also get why people have criticisms for the way his character was handled, but also I’m sorry, if they non-consensually hooked me up to a drip and a catheter and locked me in a white room in a taxi with no one but a dog to talk to for two months, I’d also put on my Big Bad suit and start hunting down the closest protagonists like it was Pokémon Go

#ken was so real for all of that

[farahblack]

[ID: A woman shouting excitedly, with the caption edited to say "The cunt! The cunt!" /end ID]

dirk: *is being a shithead*

me:

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Round 1

[image ID: the first image is of Rapunzel, a corgi with a red collar. the second image is of K9, a black robot dog with a boxy torso, no legs, radars for ears, a straight tail, and a red screen in place of eyes. end ID]

#RAPUNZELSWEEP

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[ID: a picture of Bart, and a picture of Juri. /end ID]

Round 2.13: Bart Versus Juri

(I have not seen Dirk Gently. If you want a better description, put it in the reblogs. If a description feels lacking, it is likely because I have used better ones before and I don't like reusing descriptions.)

Bart: Killed one guy and tortured and kidnapped another just to find some other guy that neither of which were related to

Juri: "Altered her own body in her insatiable quest for power"

#everyone vote bart NOWWWWW‼️‼️‼️ #murder dirt muppet or whatever they call her

[farahblack]

[ID: Digital art of Dirk Gently and Todd Brotzman from DGHDA (TV 2016). Dirk is sitting in a chair, Todd leaning over him to kiss him on the mouth. He has his hands on Dirk's shoulders, and Dirk's own hands are raised slightly as if in surprise. /end ID]

no caption we ball

#described #yayyyy gay people #op please add the id to the original post below the image so its accessible etcetc thank youu

[farahblack]

deleted all of of them rip... cannot handle looking at my 2020 writing

[farahblack]

my god what is this in my drafts. 30 fanfiction wips? shock

#remember when i used to write directly in the tumblr textbox. like someone insane

[farahblack]

1) ive been writing IDs on here since 2021 thats so cool... 2) i need to rewatch the show or smth bc describing things is so much harder when i dont remember the names for anything

#desire to get back into dghda vs i physically cannot bc i am in webnovel hell at the moment #can i get a 'wahoo' for girls who cannot watch shows even though they have seen them like 3 times already

[farahblack]

I saw the tags on your recent reblog from pixeliis, and just wanted to let you know that he is still on tumblr on the account ramdotexe! He recently got back into dghda so he's on the discord server and making a lot of really good fanart. Just wanted to let you know in case you did want to talk to him :)

aw thats sweet of u to let me know, thank u!! my friend who is in the server dmed me about this but im glad to hear from multiple sources that he's doing well :)

#djdhjds hi simon glad to hear ur still kicking👍

[farahblack]

[ID: DGHDA (TV 2016) fanart. The first image is a sketch of Dirk sitting in a chair with one leg crossed over the other, holding a mug. He's smirking and his yellow jacket is open to show the text on his t-shirt, which says: I (heart) men who whimper. The second image is a simple sketch of Todd gaping at Dirk. Dirk says, "What's the issue." /end ID]

excuse me

#HELP... #described

[farahblack]

if i was trapped in the time loop i would do the correct sequence of actions to break out of the time loop on my first try, thus resulting in me unaware of there being a time loop in the first place

#prev lol yeah