#bye bye police

[mikesbasementbeets]

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#i've been told putting these scenes next to each other is illegal but fuck the police be gay do crimes. it's what these two would want #moving images??????? bye #byler #mikesbasementgifs

[humijpg]

Max "accidentally" dumped the entire bottle of soap in

#Based on the various bath pictures they have in the office of the show ahahaha #Sorry sam and max has been brainrottijf me #Grabbing the toaster rn #Sam and Max #Freelance Husbands #Freelance Police #Okay bye :}

[arcanegifs]

#i love YOUR HONORRRRRRRRR even with her silly lil police cap #caitlyn #caitlyn kiramman #arcane #type: screencap #ok my flight is in a few hours bye

[steakout-05]

i might get some hate for this depending on where this post goes but i think lesboys are so valid and the discourse about them is so ridiculous. like you guys shouldn't have to deal with all that and it frustrates me that people throw hissy fits over an identity that literally does not affect them at all.

"but men cant be lesbians-" wrong. butch lesbians and trans men have a really closely connected history with each other that practically intersects and you should really do some research on that before you make blanket statements, not to mention that gender and sexuality is weird and wobbly and fluid and a very personal experience. it means a different thing to each person. being a man can be something completely different and saying stuff like this ignores people like demiboys, demigirls, genderfluid and genderflux people etc. these people will really preach "demolish the gender binary!! love is love!!" until someone's relationship with gender and sexuality is a little too freaky for them to handle and be challenged by lmaoo

"ohhh but what about the cishet men who say they're lesbians to prey on women-" YEAH WHAT ABOUT THEM????? THIS AIN'T ABOUT THEM BRO!!!!! this argument also REEKS of terfy "trans women are just predatory men!!!111!!1" rhetoric and it grosses me out. yeah some men are gross and do try to pull this but that does not negate someone's entire identity completely just because of a few bad actors, you know that right? actual black and white behaviour.

queer discourse is silly and i don't know why it's a thing. just let people exist. it isn't that hard. we have worse things to worry about than whether someone calls themselves a lesboy or not. i think we need to unplug our ears and yank our heads out of the sand and remember that the queer community is what it is because of our unique and amazing diversity. arguing over labels like school children isn't gonna help that. damn.

#also this should be obvious but terfs fuck off go explode you are not welcome here this is a terf UNsafe space #terfs fuck off #terfs dni #terfs eat shit #terfs explode #this post is really random but i'm actually quite compelled and interested in queer discourse even though i think it's stupid and silly. #i'm compelled by how angry other people get over literally nothing and ironically i end up discovering some new identities and developing a #-newfound love for the diversity of our community #like i could be reading some shitty post about an identity i don't know about and all i would be thinking is ''that exists? thats so cool!' #and then i end up ignoring the bad post and research the identity and think ''man i love how queer we all are'' #exclus people seem really sad. like im not saying this to be mean i genuinely think they seem really frustrated by everything. #where's the joy in limiting your support and policing people around all day. where's the fun and growth in that. where's the learning. #i obviously cannot change people's minds but if i could then i'd make sure no one falls into the trap of being an exclusionist because that #-sounds like it really sucks. #going full hippie mode in the tags lol #i'd rather be a hippie than make allies with terfs #anyway lesboys are cool gender is an illusion buy gold bye

[wampabampa]

I MEANT TO LIKE KEEP THIS UNTIL ITS DONE DONE BUT IM TOO HAPPY WITH HOW ITS TURNING OUT TO LIKE NOT SHARE

🪲☀️WIP☀️🪲

I wish I did full render more often but I get so busy so I just do half render

BUT NOW THAT EXAMS ARE NEXT WEEK AND I HAVE FREE TIME I GOT INSPO LAST NIGHT TO ACTUALLY EXECUTE THIS !!

Mob! Human! Howdy belongs to @/clownsuu

The hair and background is gonna kill me but everything else is smooth sailing! I will work on it more after work!

#procreate #welcome home #welcome home mob au #Howdy Pillar mob au #squish the goober #my art #howdy pillar #howdy pillar welcome home #wip #current wip #when the entire piece is done I will post a very censored version here and on twitter #maybe with twitter #idk the police’s for that kinda stuff #but only close friends will get the non edited version! #and clownsuu if they wish #that is their choice! #but when I do render stuff like this I like to be very realistic! it is my goal! #and with my parents both being core men and having a lot of pictures and med books I have many references! #anyways I must go to work now #bye bye! #doodles #so silly

[lunarharp]

i've run out of things to say when i just have a bunch of scribbly stuff again

#witch hat tag #orufrey #i've decided not to squish up tons of things when i've drawn things i quite like but this is truly just randomness so i dont even care bye #no i dont do much but draw. could i be more hyperfixated. no. christ #easthies and lulucy look like tseng and elena... (ff7) and the magic police occupy a similar role to the turks... to me. #so it's funny that easthies doesn't drink since the turks get drunk at places like junon. tseng if he was like Juice for me please. #i hope i draw the rest of the angel au today...do the things in the queue... #ok this probably isn't true (?) but what if im the person who has drawn the most witch hat images. Like..i must be in the top 3. maybe. (?) #quality over quantity is what they say.......🙃 what if i actually focused on one really good piece every few days. What then. lol

[lucianinsanity]

Okay but after that S2 of Good Omens a Sam and Max AU of that is like, so fitting, the whole "they are married but they never really confessed to each other and they kinda know the other knows but they don't say until something happens and it's too late" shit

That's just The Devil's Playhouse

Also the ships names sound kinda similar: freelance husbands, ineffable husbands, you know?

#sam and max #sam and max freelance police #sam and max the devil's playhouse #sam and max freelance husbands #freelance husbands #freelance police #bye an sanity #good omens #good omens 2

[viejospellejos]

Hasta luego Maricarmen…

#video #moto #policia #police #motorbike #bike #adios #bye

[cringelordofchaos]

"he is overrated :/" yes. and for a reason .watch me obsess over him like everyone else right in your face. just outta spite.

#exer campbell #tmf drew #hunter noceda #its fine if you dont like them bht pleaseee dont police others ofer who they can and cant like :/ #obv ur allowed to say a character is under/overrated but it feels like a cheao replacement of character criticism #ur allowed ti be annoyed by its fandom but also leave ppl who mean no hsrm alone #flicker vinny #flicker mike #zuko #sokka #toph #miles edgeworth #ok bye i ran out of characters to name. for now #shadow the hedgehog

[ghostingfee]

heyyy npmd fandom, here's a grace chasity playlist with a darker tone focusing on themes of religion, lost innocence and rage

#npmd #nerdy prudes must die #grace chasity #been going thru her playlists and thinking She would Not be represented by that #ppl take her character as 'see sex is liberating and good!' and I'm begging ppl to see there's more to it #grace is representation for people who see sex as a corrosive looming horror. and she lies to the police #she's the character ever #Spotify #also this playlist may be subject to change olay bye

[lesbianturrets]

New TGS page tomorrow fellas what are we hoping to see

#in my humble opinion.. blood. police officer go bye bye. #the glass scientists

[slashingdisneypasta]

Imagine, you get called in the middle of the night by some very disgruntled stranger complaining loudly about your F/O and demanding you come get them (Because you are listed as their emergency contact!! / you're known as being their 'keeper' 😅 )

What has your dumbass of an F/O done?

#ma'am we're gonna need you to come down to the station. we just arrested your wife and uhh... #ya might wanna bring her new clothes- #👠👠👠 #the police gets cut of by cruella screeching #💚💚💚 me: *picks up phone all groggy from sleep* // smartass: *YELLING* #🐊🐊🐊 “hey y/n its bill from the bar. if you dont come get him now we are gonna call the police- he's climbing onto the goddamn roof.” #🩸🩸🩸 (baby) “y/nnnnn. come get otis!! he's being a total DICK” #(captain spaulding) “yeah girl come get him we're fucken sick of his grumpy ass- ” #(foxy in the background) “STOP THROWING THINGS AT ME.” #(me: ) “... yeah you're on your own bye- ” #F/O Imagine #F/O Imagines #F/O

[lazyveran]

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#i hate that thing where fans of a character are SO unbelievably insufferable that it ruins my enjoyment of the character completely #esp if its a genuinely interesting chara too #but the no-media-literacy hyper sanitised blorbo brainrot police come and forcibly exile them from my brain #and i start to seethe whenever i see them. which is SO irritating but i also cant reconcile it #this happens to male characters i enjoy for a bit. a lot. i find. #im not sure what it is #maybe just. idk . the pacification of their flaws or characteristics or something. or the way they act towards said character #its strange #fuck i mean maybe its just bc u dk if ur interacting or seeing teens/kids opinions ? maybe ? hm #i dont think fandom spaces are. for me. a lot of the time #anyway. rant over bye

[sweetshire]

So, @silv-paru sent Sherlock Holmes for the character opinion bingo. thanks a bunch for this (and for your patience. my god, i’m answering this a week late. typical me behaviour). you’re a darling :D

Did you know, i used to tell these stories to my friends? they delighted in them AND i got a chance to sort of ramble on and on abt him and watson. it was a win-win, really. ah, those were the days! now i haven’t reblogged much of him this month at all. i miss him. I MISS HIM.

Onto the bingo: well. he’s The quintessence of gender™ to me. and i relate to him so so much. fav character of all time fr. i want to carry him in my pocket at all times & study him. like. do i want to BE him OR am i IN LOVE with him, ykwim? pssh who knows? certainly not me. uh-huh ‘a beast unleashed’ -does this refer to me or him? you choose. oh re: canon, i’m ignoring the part where holmes dies (or y’know, is dead for 3 years). that’s too angsty.

#sherlock holmes #my dearest blorbo #he’s my belovedest chewtoy basically #if i think abt how modern adaptations *looking at you bbc sherlock* have ruined his character i get so angry i have to take deep breaths #*mutters darkly* he is NOT an arrogant cold-hearted bitch like he’s portrayed; well he IS a bitch but not a cold-hearted one!! #see. the thing abt holmes is that he’s SUCH a sweet boy okay. and he’s compassionate #he cares sooo much. that’s the reason people come to him when they’re distressed. they trust him #he hates the police. he is a jester at heart. loves his watson #he’s here to help the truly desparate helpless people even if they have no money to pay him for the case. no questions asked. But- #he fucking despises obnoxious rich men. the first time he meets watson a total stranger he *very excitedly* tells him abt his experiment #it’s very adorable. he never stops trying to impress ever. infact blushes furiously when complimented by him #my guy has 0 knowledge of our solar system but he’s written several monographs abt different types of ASHES. go figure! #OH i almost forgot the most important fact he’s special to me bc holmes is an audhd gay disaster bastard. sometimes he’s even bisexual #but mostly he’s acespec and in a qpr w watson. he’s VERY adhd. behaves like an excited cat and oh so cute when he stims. everytime he does #i go SQUEEE. when he’s depressed it’s a goddamn hashtag big mood. as in many other ways he is me i am him #he’s PASSIONATE and KIND that’s all you need to know #acd stories are about just some guy who loves his job (which he invented himself btw after quitting college) that’s it #i am overcome with an almighty need to squeeze his cheeks #he’s everything to me <3 #alright if i don’t stop now i doubt i ever will LMAO bye #acd holmes #if u read till the end u get a cookie and a kiss on the nose i love u #silv tag 💞

[sailorsally]

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#since I talked in the tags a lil before #i also need to say that the political situation in Georgia has been a big pile of shit lately #that’s mostly why I don’t have the energy to engage with anything atm #everything is so hopeless #I just try to play video games these days to take my mind off stuff #but to explain it a bit #there is this one law the parliament already tried to pass last year but then didn’t because thousands came out to rally against it #the law is about ‘foreign agents’ and it’s directly copied from kremlin’s law in Russia #where the govt basically uses it to just cleanse the country from anyone they don’t like #So now this law is back and they have voted a yes two times #and will vote a yes third time #which is absolutely devastated news for anyone here #because if this law is instituted #basically say bye to foreign scholarships #to ngos financed from foreign countries that work to protect queer and trans peeps #rehabilitate refugees domestic violence victims etc #there will be no new roads in removed highland villages that rely mostly on international financial aid #no education opportunities for poor kids etc #this law literally equals death #and it will be heavily used to just cleanse Georgia of people who don’t think like Kremlin #and I am so fucking scared rn #There have been protests for 3 days #tens of thousands of people on the streets #but parliaments just keeps ignoring people #Or using police brutality against them #they are beating people up #jailing them for peaceful protests etc #it’s absolute nightmare #I’m just so tired of Russia #why won’t they die with everyone who supports them I wanna cry

[running-in-the-dark]

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#currently crying because I'm alone with my husband's 94 year old grandma and I'm the only one who ever lets her talk about certain topics #so she just talked about her childhood and youth for one and a half hours #which means. the war #I'm not gonna go into it but it makes me cry every time even though I've already heard it all before #how can you not cry about a child who lost two of her teenaged brothers and had to watch the third one very nearly die too #the stories about how careful they had to be because the police constantly went to every house and checked everything #how they had to hide some of the milk from their cows so they could make butter because they couldn't afford to buy it #and how dangerous that was. #idk I'm so tired of people dying over senseless and unnecessary shit forever and ever and nothing ever changes and no one ever seems #to learn from it #or at least the ones in power don't #as long as there's disposable people (men) to send to war it doesn't matter. and now that's not even necessary anymore you can just kill #people from far away and. I'm just tired #and I'll shut up now and not talk about these things again as usual. it's not because I don't care it's because it (literally) drives me #insane to think about it and I know it's weak and pathetic but I have to choose to stay just barely sane enough to stay alive #can't stop crying. 🙃 #anyway. shouldn't talk about it so. bye