#but when Selina moves in with him he'll have to stop that lmao

[lieutenantselnia]

I was looking through my 2D Doof image folder and randomly came across this picture I didn't remember I had saved, please he looks so adorable😭💕

#he's evil but he's also just a silly little man :3 (I love him with all my heart) #no but for real he looks sooo cute smiling like that💕 it's nice to see him have a small moment where he just seems happy and content #fyi the screencap is from his and Charlene's song from the special episode and it's a still frame that appears for like 1 second lol #only thing that bothers me slightly it the fact he's wearing shoes in the house (we don't do that here) #ik it's a cartoon so most characters just wear their signature outfit anywhere and they didn't wanna bother designing a new one #but when Selina moves in with him he'll have to stop that lmao #on that note I've been thinking of giving him a more casual/comfy outfit but I have no idea what could fit him😭 #like his original outfit looks badass and all but 1) he's gonna boil in the summer heat #and 2) I don't think it's the most comfortable for things like a cozy evening on the couch or stuff like that - so yeah🤷‍♀️ #2nd dimension doofenshmirtz #2d doofenshmirtz #2d doof #doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #dr doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb #across the second dimension #across the 2nd dimension #at2d #atsd #screenshot #f/o: 🚂 #f/o gush #f/o appreciation #selnia talks

[r0b1ns]

SHARING A BED BEFORE YOU'RE A COUPLE - DC

X MALE READER

Characters: polka dot man/Abner krill, batman/Bruce Wayne, Harley Quinn, Catwoman/Selina Kyle, riddler/Edward nashton

CW: mention of a hard on

WORD COUNT: 590+

AN: you can tell who's my favorite lmao

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POLKA DOT MAN/ABNER KRILL

He's STUNNED

what is he supposed to do

You have a mission together and have to share a bad

He offers to sleep on the couch but you insist you both sleep on the comfy bed

You have time so he wears a long sleeved shirt and long pants

He gets in under the blanket laying on his back and just stares at the ceiling

Eventually it becomes uncomfortable and he moves to sleep on his side facing away from you

Of course you can't resist and immediately spoon him

You feel him freeze so you ask him if it's ok

He just nodes, not daring to speak

After a few minutes you feel him relaxing and you hug him tighter

Depending on your height you either press your nose and forehead to his neck, hair or upper back/spine

You feel him shivers, you don't know if this is because of your freezing nose or your touch (probably both)

When you wake up you end up laying on your back with him sleeping peacefully on your chest

He looks so relaxed and peaceful for the first time in a while

Maybe, just maybe, he has a little hard on in the morning, so you pretend to be asleep when you feel him wake up so he won't be embarrassed

BATMAN/BRUCE WAYNE

He offers to sleep on the couch

But you insist

You're both adults after all

He lays on his side with the back to you and you do the same

It's really awkward and quiet

And he takes a long time to sleep

Usually he wouldn't even go to bed, but you have a mission soon and he needs to rest

In the morning you wake up with him hugging you from behind

It takes a long time for him to acknowledge you after this

CATWOMAN/SELINA KYLE

She just looks at the bed and than at you

Takes off her suit and goes under the covers

If you just stand there and stare at her she'll give you a raised eyebrows look expecting you to just hop in

She'll than face away from you

But if you're close enough

She'll rest her head on your chest

Either way you'll probably wake up like this I'm the morning

But her reaction depends on how you fell asleep

HARLEY QUINN

She has no problem

Literally doesn't care

She takes a shower if you have time and hops onto the bed, petting the other side inviting you to lay down

"Come silly what's wrong"

You feel a little awkward but you still do it

You lay down on your back stiff as a wood

A few minutes later you feel Harley shift and than a weight on your chest

She rests her head on your peck and hugs your waist smiling and mumbling something

In the morning you either end up spooning or crumbled in a weird ass position that can't be good for your back

No in between

RIDDLER/EDWARD NASHTON

He doesn't show it but he's nervous

Trying to hide his blushing

He'll try to go to bed with full clothes

So you stop him and tell him to at least take off his pants and jacket

You make yourself comfortable but he keeps staring at you

Eventually you understand and extend your arms so he can come closer to you

You're not exactly hugging but your arms are around him

He falls asleep like this with a small smile

You wake up with you both facing each other, his face pressed to your chest and your arms around him

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!GIFS ARE NOT MINE!

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