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nunukim-182 · 3 years

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The Stick of Truth Post-Apocalypse AU

Okay guys I thought this Idea for 1 year and I didn’t post it anywhere but the time has come to show this and I am going to show this. you can use this whatever you like.

-Based in SOT Prototype, SOT, and PD Fantasy Deck-

Based headcanons and ships

Red is Craig’s cousin(I will always keep this in my mind) and some new spieces has come out and some of kids has changed their spieces. and the ship is based in Stendy, Clybe, Revin, Creek, Tokole, Brather, Creek, Jela, Franpoo and more.

-THE WHOLE STORY-

Land of Zaron had two gods. One name was Pip, the god of life and the other one was Demien, the god of death. Two Gods created Zaron and they made several races but they realized their people has no emotions. So they made new godess, Leslie the godess of Emotions. People made her temple and they preyed when they are angry or sad. Leslie did listened them first, but she became get fallen because of people’s bad emotions. So she decided to destroy Zaron, and make everybody happy and joyful at the other dementions. So land of Zaron became a dead land and some people became violent. All the skies have been dark and the sun and moon never rised again. Gods tried to stop her but she was so powerful, so they asked human leaders for help.

Some Leaders said they have to fight back, but some leaders said no, cause that is so dangerous, and they were afraid of her. so half of the Leaders fight back, and the others just stayed in their kingdom. After two weeks Leaders and god gave Leslie a huge damage but they all died. Also Pip and Demien got such a damage and the balance between Life and Death are destroyed. People can’t gave birth, and they can’t die easily. Some of had a curse that makes people younger and younger. People who survived prepared to strike back since 2 years.

-After the war-

Half elves occupied Kupa Keep because Grand wizard hated them so much.

Drow elf kingdom’s forest had died half of it.

Fairies had fallen, and their homeground has been destroyed.

the Stark’s pond get dried after the war, and inside there has many ancient weapons. Half elves occupied there too, and they dig up the weapons and sell to canada.

Sun and Moon has come back, but the skies are all grayish.

The crops can’t grow much, they have to peel of trees to eat. Crops and meat are very expensive.

-Characters-

Stan Marsh- he is a human, and he is guard of Drow Elf king. He had survived in the huge war but he got a curse being younger, and Sparky had died of hunger. His age is 20 up, but he looks like 10 year old.

Kyle Bloflovski- he is Drow Elf King. He married Rebecca, the fairy princess. but she had fallen cause of Leslie’s curse. First he opposed to fight but he regret it after the war because Ike died and many elves can’t die even they get such a huge injury.

Eric Cartman- He is Princess Kenny’s Thane, also the Grand Wizard. But Kenny didn’t have much power, so everybody stood up for him. He joined the war because of the fame and strength he can get. But he runs away and Blood elf queen cursed him and his army and he became a fat racoon. He can’t go into his castle cause half elves occupied Kupa Keep.

Kenny Mccormic- The princess of Kupa keep. He is male, but he says he is a princess. he is half Orc, and he is immortal. but his kingdom has occupied, and some of leaders want to have him. He has sister named Karen. He is in his tower, but Butters won’t let him go.

Karen Mccormic- she is a princess of Kupa keep. she ran away from there and live with vampires. Vampires adore her a lot.

Butters Stotch- he was a loyal paladin of Wizard and Princess. but he had fallen and guard the Princess’s tower. Half elf leader Gregory and Dual axe Nelly, Wendy want to meet princess, but Butters guard him so bad.

Wendy Testaburger- She was a soldier, Blood elf’s guard, but she quit and became a leader of her tribe. She was close to Kenny, so she wanted to make Kupa Keep more great once more.

Craig Tucker- He is a spy of Dark Kingdom, and he was loyal theif of Grand wizard. but after the war, Clyde call him to come back, and he saw Clyde had been fallen out and he ran away. He works at Tweek’s inn now. He had cursed and he knew he will die someday.

Clyde Donovan- He is Lord of Darkness, and his race is half dwarf. He is not intelligent, but he has tolorence to everyone, his people loved him. He married with Blood Elf queen, but she died cause of war. He wanted to revive her and prayed, Leslie told him to collect 1000 souls for her. He had fallen out and collected souls of his servants. He regrets this so hard when he collected 500 souls.

Token Black- He is Clyde’s housecarl. But his soul vanished because of Clyde. He helps Craig run away from here.

Jimmy Valmer- He is a bard, but also he is Leslie’s loyal priest. But people didn’t know about it. He makes people make follow of Leslie.

Tweek Tweak- He was a Babarian, and a good Archer. But he quit and made a inn for everybody. He also dealing drugs with some addicted peoples.

Bebe Stevens- She is a Blood Elf Queen, and she was having a war against Drow Elves. She needed someone to help her and she married with Lord of darkness. She joined the war and saw Cartman and his army ran away, she cursed them. She died, and people can just find her bow.

Nicole Daniels- she was Clyde’s Accountant. but Clyde take everybody’s soul except hers because she was smart. Clyde treated her like a maid, but she kept saying good things and this made Clyde annoying, so he made her as a doll.

Kevin Stoley- He is a Emperor of Acient Dragon Kingdom. He used to make magical weapons and items. He was going to marry with his love but he died at the war.

Esther Stoley- Kevin’s twin sister. She is Empress and she ruled her kingdom more than Kevin. Also she died, but she wrote the propecy that 2 years later, everything will be changed.

Bradley Biggle- The High Elf King. He married with Esther but he took his tribe to other dimensions. Wizard Jenny helped him to making a portal.

Francis- He was a nobility of humans but after half elves occupied Kupa keep, he became a slavery and works at stark’s pond.

Dogpoo Petuski- He is a half elf, and he is a traveler. He usually came to stark’s pond for looking an Item but he dissapeared. Everybody said he was seen at the Dark Castle.

Red- She was a Dragon slayer, and she fell in love with emperor. they were going to marry, but Kevin died. She know his sword is in Stark’s pond, and she works hard to find that sword.

Gregory of Yardale- He is Leader of Half elf, and he occupies Kupa Keep. He wanted to talk with Princess but failed.

Nelly- She is a Rebel of human races. She want to capture princess and became new leader of Kupa Keep, but Butters guard there so hard.

Heidi Turner- She is a Half elf and rules the stark pond workers. She has a rumor that she had slept with Fat Wizard and Elf king, but she denys that.

Rebecca Colstwolds- She is a princess of Fairy Kingdom. Mark, the King of Faries and her brother helped her to see many things but she had fallen out.\

It’s very long and I thought this but I can’t draw this in comic it makes me so tired. just use or fix it whatever you want.

#south park #south park au #the stick of truth

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xsinnerssxint · 4 years

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Name: Delilah Aurora Hastens.

Nicknames: Dee, Deedee, Lilah, Lil, D.

Biological Age: 24.

Birthday: December 21st, 1993.

Star Sign: Sagittarius.

Place of Birth: Falls Church, Virginia.

Current Town: Falls Church, Virginia.

Sexuality: Pansexual.

Marital Status: Single.

Species: Death God.

Occupation: Shop Owner/Freelance Photographer/Heir to Hell.

Education: High School.

Faceclaim: Shelley Hennig.

Relations:

Parents:

Brett Hastens (Father).

Adelya Petrova (Mother).

Landon Sandell (Step-Father).

Siblings:

Esmeralda Rae Hastens (Twin Sister).

Adeline Avalina Petrova-Hastens (Eldest Sister).

Phoebe Hazel Hastens (Elder Sister, †).

Blair Elena Hastens (Elder Sister).

Jade Zoe Hastens (Younger Sister).

Sophia Gemma Hastens (Younger Sister).

Roxanne Chloe Hastens (Younger Sister).

Kyle Scott Hastens (Eldest Brother, †).

Matthew Zander Hastens (Elder Brother).

Gillian Sandell (Half-Sister).

Mark Sandell Half-Brother, Twin of Maia).

Maia Sandell (Half-Sister, Twin of Mark).

Other Relatives:

Zander Hastens (Uncle).

Veronica Claw (Non-Biological Aunt).

Octavia Hastens (Aunt, †).

Emberly Hastens (Aunt).

Nesryn Hastens (Aunt).

Children: N/A.

Romantic Partners: N/A.

Friends: Theresa “Tessa” Romaro (Best Friend).

Physical Features:

Build: Slim.

Weight: 126 lbs.

Height: 5’8 ft.

Ethnicity: White.

Skin Tone: Tan.

Hair Color: Dark Brown.

Eye Color: Dark Brown.

Tattoos: N/A.

Birthmark: Sun-shaped mark on right shoulder.

Scars: N/A.

Species Information:

Main Powers: Telepathy, telekinesis, materialization, elemental powers, flying, prediction of birth within family, aura reading, ability to see spirits, possession, resurrection, healing, regeneration, superhuman strength, speed, agility, dexterity, enhance senses, self-regeneration, shapeshifting into coyote, spell casting, immortality, ability to kill others with a thought, empathy.

Main Weaknesses: Demon blades are harmful but not lethal to Delilah. This will delay her regenerative capabilities for a certain amount of time depending on the grade of the wound. Demon blades are blades made from an onyx stone and enchanted with magic that is lethal or extremely dangerous to demons, because Delilah has a far more demon dominant nature, she too is vulnerable to these. Mort daggers are lethal to all death gods. If struck through the heart with one of these blades, Delilah would die. Mort daggers were five daggers created by Lucifer and hid all over the world meant for the original five death gods that original were born into existence, since Delilah is the child of one of the children of those death gods, she too is vulnerable to them.

Species Features: Leathery wings with horned apexes, similar to a bats, wings slits and when out of control of her powers, black eyes.

Diet: In order to maintain and keep up her extensive set of powers, Delilah must drink blood. This blood can be the blood of any other species. Without a consistent diet of blood, it takes far more energy to wield her powers.

Personality:

Delilah is a free spirit. She’s always been the type to go with the flow and adapt to the situation as its come, never quite planning ahead or calculating every movement. She has never been one for following an exact plan to the t, and has always found a way of making things her own and finding a way to do things that suits her personality. She is a strong believer in free will, and despite the fact she’s not an overly blunt type of person, she does openly and frequently say she thinks fate is ridiculous. This ideology is a big part of why she rebukes her destiny. Delilah has always encouraged others to follow the path they feel is right for them, and has tried to do this herself in whatever way she can. Her prophecy and the weight of it has always been a motivator for her to rebel against having her life planned or things like fate. Deep down in her subconscious, she doesn’t entirely believe that she can avoid her fate, and it terrifies her – so she uses her stubborn determination in being a free spirit to compensate for the fear she doesn’t want to give into. Delilah is a warm and compassionate. She is someone who likes to take care of others, but also knows when it’s time to take care of herself as well. Though she can be rather self-sacrificing, and in cases where it comes down to her own comfort and the lives of others, she will choose the lives of other over herself, which is why she often locks herself up before she can lose control entirely. She is a very loving, bubbly and outgoing person. Because she’s the type suited for so many things, she tends to be able to find common ground with just about anyway. It always made for her to be a more popular person among others, especially in school. Despite being viewed as popular, she’s also rather down to earth. She isn’t cocky or conceited, but instead tends to be more confident in herself, yet drawing the line before such confidence can lead to something like her being as narcissistic as her parents. She’s very energetic, and tends to be good at multi-tasking. She always likes to have several things going on at the one time to keep her high-speed mind busy. Delilah is adventurous and curious about the world. She likes to explore new things, whether it be trying new foods, exploring a new place or studying about cultures and practices, or picking up a new hobby. She’s always been a bit all over the place in where she belongs, as she’s found pieces of herself in so many things. It was why she didn’t end up going to university or college like her sisters, because she didn’t feel as if she could simply restrict herself to one things. She’s very perceptive, and she can pick up things rather quickly. She’s usually quick to figure a person out and understand them, and while she’s not blunt at calling people out on the things like her sister Esme is, she does often trying to nudge them in the direction that will help them the most with the knowledge she picks up on through her perceptive nature. Despite her joyous affect, Delilah carries a heavy weight of guilt. She knows she’s always been the favorite of her mother, and she feels an intense amount of guilt for the way that her siblings were treated by her mother in comparison to her. She feels bad that they had to deal with more emotional distance than she did, especially for how Esmeralda was treated in comparison to her. She tries not to let it show, but she often tries to make up for it by being extremely active in her siblings lives, not wanting them to feel alone. Delilah may be optimistic and hopeful, but she’s not completely dazing with her head in the clouds. She’s more than capable of facing the facts, and is perceptive enough to figure out when something simply isn’t going to happen. As an example, while she believes in epic loves and believes her parents had one, she also know they simply don’t belong together. Delilah has a sort of dry wit and a sarcastic humor, though she does make some jokes, a lot of which are at her own expense. When she’s especially nervous, she makes jokes to ease the tension and avoid having to deal with the strong emotions. She’s a very trusting person, and believes everyone has a heart, and that they deserve a second chance if even a small part of them wants remorse. She’s the type to have faith in people when others may have given up on them.

*Delilah has two very different sides. When her powers overwhelm her, and she is practically possessed by the sheer darkness of them, she is cold and ruthless. Her darker-self delights in chaos and destruction, in death and pain of others. There is almost no traces of her lighter, warm self during these times, although that part of her is conscious enough for her to have memories of these times. Her dark-self is similar to her in the fact she acts on whims and impulses. Only her whims and impulses are consumed by a malicious nature in this case. Dark Delilah is extreme sadistic, deriving pleasure and amusement from the pain and suffering of others.

Biography:

Birth & Infancy:

From the beginning of her pregnancy, Adelya knew that something was different. It had not been like her other pregnancies in any sense. She wasn’t sure what it was, but there was something. As the pregnancy developed, she found her own health declining rapidly. She grew weaker and weaker the longer she was pregnant. Finally, Brett took Adelya to a shaman healer. Upon seeing her, the shaman was struck, and with a deeper, more magical search, he realized that the children Adelya carried had a far greater purpose than even their lineage would suggest. He informed them there had been a prophecy, long foretold within both the Hell and Heaven realms, that one day the time would come for new heirs to rise to take over Heaven and Hell. The heirs would be twin girls, with the first born being destined for darkness, meant to be future Heir to Hell, and the second born being destined for light, meant to rule Heaven. At first, neither was willing to believe it, but eventually came to terms with what their daughters were meant for. In preparation, they did as much research as they possibly could on the prophecy, something Adelya had a great deal of time to do with all the time spent on bedrest.

Adelya’s health continued to rapidly decrease. Near her seventh month of pregnancy, it was evident that she would not survive carrying the children to term. Even her vampire nature would not be enough to save her and her children. Two weeks into her third trimester, she discovered she was bleeding. Both she and Brett knew they had to save the children, so an emergency c-section was performed, which is where it all went wrong. The procedure was complicated because of her vampire nature, but alongside of that, the twins were not born in the natural order intended. Esmeralda, in line with the prophecy was intended to be heir to Hell, and was meant to be born first, however, because of the c-section, Delilah was born first, and despite the way fate was meant to swing, she was to be the Heir to Hell. Esmeralda was removed second, taking place as the Heir to Heaven.

Childhood:

Delilah and her sisters were two sides of the same coin. Delilah had been an easy, happy and content baby. She’d been the one everyone got to hold and coddle. Whereas her sister had been a difficult baby. Delilah had been bright, charming as a child, she drew people in naturally. Her aunts and uncles, her parents and siblings, family friends, they all gravitated towards her. People were just drawn to her. Even with her dark destiny, she possessed such light it was hard for people not to pay attention. She was her mother’s favorite, and that was saying something considering the woman had been cold to the majority of her children. She always felt a little guilty – even as a small child – watching Esme being ignored. It was a weight on her conscience from an early age.

Despite many favoring her, she didn’t have an easy childhood. No child in the Hastens household was lucky enough to come out unscathed by the things that happened within the walls. For as long as she could remember, her parents were almost always fighting. They weren’t squabbling like normal couples, every single fight seemed to be all or nothing with the two of them. They were either completely icing each other out or screaming and roaring at each other enough to make the very foundation of the family manor quake. In the middle of all of that was the kids. It weighed especially on arguments, because her mother would always come to her after a fight. When she didn’t want to share a bed with her father, her mother would come into her room and sleep in Delilah’s bed, often relying on Delilah as somewhat of a clutch and seeking for her to comfort her. It wasn’t easy, and while Delilah now as an adult recognized her mother’s dependence on her wasn’t healthy, she still loved her.

She was eight years old when her father left for the first time. While she had not been as nearly as close to him as she had been with her mother, and more than often she had her mother whispering in her ear telling her horrible things about her father, his leaving still hurt immensely. For her, his leaving hitting her had been more to do with the fact she hadn’t been close to him. She mourned for the fact that with him gone, she wouldn’t get a real chance to know who he was, or what sort of relationship they could have had.

Teen Years:

Her father’s flighty tendencies carried on well into her teen years. It became so normal she wasn’t so swayed by it, though there was still the slightest bit of sting when he did leave, even if she wasn’t quick to accept it, she acknowledged it enough so that it didn’t entirely weigh her down. She didn’t let her stop from trusting people and letting them in. Even in her human school, she was friends with most people, and didn’t leave herself closed off. In fact, it motivated her more than anything to know people so she wasn’t left with so many questions if they did leave like her father did. She was often in the center of a crowd, always around people. Whether it was her siblings at home, or her friends in public, she was always around people.

At thirteen years of age, another curve was thrown into her life. This was because at thirteen, her mother told both her and her sister about the prophecy that had been set for the two of them. About their destinies. She’d always known she wasn’t exactly like her siblings, that she was a little more powerful, and that her power had favored a particular subset of skills, but she never would have guessed it. Much like her sister, she didn’t fully believe it at first. However, unlike her sister, who denied it by simply pretending it wasn’t real, she learned everything she possibly could about it. Her spare time became consumed with research about her supposed prophecy, about the Hell dimension that she was supposed to take over. She looked at books and scrolls and spoke to people who knew what it was like. The more she learned, the more she was terrified by it. By the time she was fourteen, she was so scared she ended up having a massive panic attack. In the process, she lost control of her powers and they possessed her. And for the first time she remembered it. Her mother found her before she could do major damage, and got help from her Uncle in subduing her. After she awoke, back to herself once more, her mother explained to her why she’d chosen to tell them when she did.

Her mother told her that ever since she’d been small, she’d had similar blackouts, mostly when she’d gotten out of control. They used different things like amulets and charms to keep her in check, and had Zander wipe her memories of them. She’d done all this to hide it from both Delilah and her siblings. However, right before her thirteenth birthday, it became apparent that more magic was needed to weaken her own powers, and so her mother had hoped by telling her about her destiny, she might gain a further control over it. Delilah was given back her memories of the previous blackouts, and found herself faced with a whole new world.

Over the years, she worked her hardest to keep her darker self in check. She did a lot of work in learning about charmed objects and talismans – eventually even studying with some witches to learn how to make them herself. It was in this time that she ended up finding a great deal of peace in her witch magic. She liked using it, finding it to be something that both allowed her to channel out some of the weight of her powers and to let her focus on something that wasn’t her demon side.

While she battled her dark side, Esme seemed to be battling her own. It was painful for her to see her suffer, and a lot of the time she blamed herself for it. She felt as if maybe she hadn’t always been picked first, maybe Esme would have more people and wouldn’t have resorted to living the way she did. Between her own guilt and concern for Esme, she ended up pushing her too much, trying to get her to get help too often. Esme ended up pushing her away, something that hurt Delilah a great deal, but she gave her space afterwards to sort herself out.

Adult Years:

Delilah didn’t follow the path that many of her other siblings had followed. While they had all gone off to college and university, she chose not to. At first, she wanted to, but when the time had come for her to make a decision about which program she wanted to enter, she couldn’t decide. She felt as if a piece of her could fit in all the programs, and couldn’t pick simply one. So instead of spending years doing every single one she could, she decided to go on her journey.

She spent four years traveling around the world, visiting place after place and seeing all sorts of different countries and cultures. During her travels, she would often take photos, and keep an individual album for each place she visited, sometimes more depending on where she stayed. For a long time, that was her passion. She liked belonging everywhere and nowhere at the same time. But soon, traveling no longer suited what she needed, and she decided it was time to return to her home town.

Delilah moved back to Falls Church and decided to open up an occult store, a place where she could celebrate her appreciation for the witch part of herself. It took some time, but she eventually set up everything for the shop and had a successful grand opening. Along the way, when Esme reached out again, she found herself being grateful to have her sister in her life once more. However, as in her twenty second and twenty third year, she noticed her powers getting even stronger, more out of control. She knew she would start losing control to her darker side more often if she wasn’t careful, and so she went to her Uncle for help. She had him help her build an enchanted prison type chamber for her to go to before her dark magic took over.

Present day, more than often Delilah can be found at her shop, whether she’s selling merchandise or doing a lesson on something, with Esmeralda or Adeline, or somewhere off in a nature rich place where she can take her pictures.

#fireandiceroleplay #rp #biography

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theblessedwitch · 7 years

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Arkham Asylum Survival Tips.

This is from my decaying Quotev account. I wrote this so long ago now, but I thought it might be fun to put it up here.

Arkham Asylum survival tips. As you know there are do’s and do nots to incarceration at Arkham here are some for a slight chance of survival.

Do not think singing the Batman theme song is going to result in any thing other than a painful expierance.

Touch Dr Crane’s books at your own risk.

Asking Edward Nygma if he wants to talk about his ‘daddy issues’ isn’t smart he will kill you.

Telling Deathstroke that Deadpool would totally kick his ass is grounds for immediate medication for talking about fictional characters again.

Flirting with Joker is a new level of stupid but be prepared for a blonde crazed Brooklyn women to try and kill you.

If you should escape and get access to the rogue’s confiscated weapons unless you hundred percent know what your doing don’t touch them and even then it’s likely they will hunt you down and kill you for the inconvenience.

Asking Bane who his dealer is isn’t going to get you any venom.

Please stop asking Copperhead if she can teach you swear words in Spanish, we do have Spanish speaking inmates and doctors it’s not a secret way to insult people.

Yes, Dr Crane is not the strongest person here this isn’t a go ahead to try and dominate him if he doesn’t get you back straight away then I’d suggest sleeping with one eye open for the foreseeable future.

If Edward Nygma should take a disliking to you giving him some puzzle books on the side isn’t entirely a bad idea.

Threatening ivy with weed killer doesn’t scare her, her 'babies’ are quite capable of looking after their selves.

Trying to persuade Selina Kyle to curl up in your lap like a kitten is your own funeral.

Shouting 'CROWS’ around Jonathan Crane just to try and scare him is going to result in a frightening death.

Asking Victor Zsasz to cut your food up for you is inviting trouble.

Asking Waylon Jones where captain hook is, will most likely end up with you missing body parts.

Touch Osito and you risk being broken.

Singing twisted fire starter at firefly may seem funny to you but God help you if he starts one.

Asking Edward Nygma what’s green, purple and black and regularly gets his ass handed to him by Batman is seriously stupid.

Telling Edward Nygma that he can use his Cain on you anytime he wants doesn’t sound sexual he will take you literally.

Asking if Crane wants a new test subject doesn’t sound sexual either he’ll gladly take you up on the offer.

Playing music aloud is permitted as one of your recreational activities but please be mindful of what you play as the last time someone played Justin Bieber aloud a fire broke out, a bomb went off, Bane smashed through two walls and Jarvis tried to initiate a flash mob.

Telling Harley you want to joke and fool around with her is in affect volunteering your head for a game of croquette.

Telling Jonathan crane that he is the grim reaper is only going to give him an ego boost.

Singing I’ve got a brand new combine harvester around Pamela isn’t wise.

If your not afraid of bombs then by all means scream capitalism on the top of your voice around Anarchy.

If you should be unlucky enough to draw the attentions of Jarvis Tetch then it is best advised to inform a doctor or guard and not to tell him your the reincarnation of the red queen or the jabberwocky he’ll take this just as seriously.

Asking any of the female prisoners for nudes may be asking for your phone to explode.

Telling Harley Quinn that vampires aren’t as good as werewolves will put you into a no exit lifelong debate.

Trying to flirt with any of the doctors and asking them if they want to start a 'mad love’ will mean that your doctors may have to be switched to the same gender as you and if you still persist then we will be forced to only use video connection to speak with you.

Asking Batman to bite you so you can join his legion of the undead is going to result in a neck brace.

Shouting to the Batmobile might end up with you being chucked under it.

If there is a break out it is advised to stay in your cell for your own safety and not to try to form teams of your favourite rogues.

Don’t think it’s funny calling Penguin happy feet or Mary Poppins.

Neither is calling officer Boyles Scarface.

Starting sleeve fights with your straight jacket is not their intended purpose.

Cash’s hook is not a kitchen utensil.

Although movies are permitted in recreational time there are some rules to when certain films can be shown as different inmates are effected by different things.

Neither of the Silent hill movies are allowed when Dr. Crane is present. Silence of the lambs is not permitted when Waylon Jones is present. Stephen King’s It isn’t allowed around Joker.

The Saw franchise isn’t allowed around Edward Nygma, he doesn’t need encouragement.

Tim Burton’s Alice in wonderland isn’t allowed when Jarvis Tetch is around, this should be common sense.

Most violence filled movies aren’t permitted around Zsasz, you don’t really need anything to trigger him.

If you find that Dr. Crane is taking a frequent interest in your personal fears and phobias you should immediately tell a guard or doctor and not tell him stupid made up fears and phobias as if he finds out that your lying he’ll make it his personal mission to make you frightened of your own lies.

It’s best to humour Joker when he asks if you want to know how he got his scars?.

Bragging about animal abuse is not only grounds for time being taken away from your recreational time but you may incur abuse from some of the animal loving inmates.

Instigating wheelchair races is not the purpose of the wheelchairs and is strictly prohibited.

Telling Jarvis that the ghost of Arkham is watching him sleep will earn you solitary confinement.

Writing riddles on the walls and then trying to blame Edward isn’t clever, because he will pick so many holes in your argument and ridicule you so savagely that your likely to end up developing a self inferiority complex.

Trying to steal Osito to sleep with at night isn’t going to end well. For anyone.

Please refrain from stealing medication as we regret to inform you that we believe some of them may have been tampered with, if you begin to laugh uncontrollably, start to feel that Jarvis is making sense or ten foot cockroaches are stampeding through the halls please tell a doctor or guard.

Asking two face to flip a coin for every mundane decision you make is eventually going to end up with your life being determined by a fifty fifty probability.

Telling Jarvis that the Grudge is looking for him is again not acceptable.

There are some patients that suffer from insomnia and stress induced sleep deprivation, if said patients happen to fall asleep then leave them alone it isn’t your place to be as loud as you possibly can to try and wake them up, it’s not just really annoying but it could result in them taking it out on the first person to wake them up, so just make sure it’s not you.

We would appreciate it if everyone who frequents the gym to stop trying to get Bane and Waylon to lift increasingly heavy weights, it always ends in competitions turning into fights.

Male inmates who try to sneak into the female showers please keep in mind that the last time this happened his remains was recovered from the drainage system.

And in relation any female inmates who try to sneak into the male showers…are actually non existent, seriously no one wants to go in there. O_O

Please check your personal toiletries before using them, apparently Joker and Harley has an ongoing bet to see which one of them can dye the most people’s hair.

Trying to play whack a mole on the other patient with Harley’s hammer is strictly prohibited.

Please refrain from laughing at Riddler’s green hair, it is being resolved. :?

The rumours aren’t true there isn’t going to be a 'trick or treating crazies field trip’ please try to remember your here for your own rehabilitation.

Hair dryers are very welcome but trying to thaw out Mr. Freeze with them is not.

Please remember that giving medication forms into the doctors that have been signed by either Harleen Quinzel, Jonathan Crane or Hugo Strange are not valid they are patients their selves, there are reasons to why they can no longer practice.

Trying to show Jarvis Alice madness returns the game is strongly discouraged.

please do not touch Nightmare or Craw.

No, you can not have your straight jackets in sparkly pink.

Upon apprehension some patients may have their own personal work on their person, trying to plagiarise or copy their life’s work is going to end up you experiencing the product of their work firsthand.

Please use the doors and not make new exits.

Your sinking to a new level if you ask Mr. Freeze 'is your wife giving you the cold shoulder?’.

Deprive people of caffeine at your own risk.

Music Meister will not sing for you, why would you even want him to?

Killer moth isn’t going to follow laser pointers, he only dresses like a moth.

Touch Harley’s J necklace at your own cost.

The spinach in the canteen is not part kryptonite, and if your stupid enough to try and throw it at superman as a deterrent then on your head be it.

Detective J'onn johnz is not an alien.

No, Vicky vale doesn’t want an exclusive interview with you.

Jack Ryder might have published a paper on his triumph over Floyd Lawton but Deadshot says otherwise.

No you can’t phone Amanda Weller with your phone privileges and ask her to 'sign me up for the suicide squad!“.

Robin doesn’t have to sign in as a minor, stop insisting he does.

Bruce Wayne will not adopt you.

Music Meister will not serenade you, he might perforate your eardrums but he won’t serenade you.

Joker really doesn’t like cream pies in the face, who knew?

No you can’t use Zsasz as a living tally chart board when your playing pool, he might return the favour.

Deathstroke will not teach you some 'really cool Army shit!’ He could possibly demonstrate some 'really cool Army shit!’ On you but he won’t teach you.

The last person to sing Miley Cyrus’s wreaking ball actually ended up squashed by one, I have no idea how they pulled it off but they did, really creatively too.

Yes security levels at Wal-Mart are better, we all know.

Ichobod is not Jonathan’s real name.

Green arrow isn’t looking for maid Marian.

And no he’s not from the legend of Zelda either.

It’s quite easy to swipe Boles’s burbon. Just don’t tell him I told you.

Trying to lift Catwoman up like the lion king isn’t going to work.

Oswald isn’t pingu.

No you can’t redecorate your cell, it’s not meant to be homely.

Bribing the staff isn’t advised but we all know you could probably get away with it.

Batman isn’t into BDSM.

Ra’s al ghul isn’t going to die if you throw salt at him, you might though.

please be kind, I know it’s not the best written piece in the world. I’m resitting my English and maths and trying to improve by writing the subjects I like.

#jonathan crane #edward nygma #harley quinn #poison ivy #jervis tetch #two face #bane #killer moth #mr freeze #music meister #quotev #headcanon

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1: How tall or short do you wish you were? 5’5 tbh

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) a finger monkey

3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? comfy style, baggy clothes😌

4: What was your favorite video game growing up? ion even knowww

5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: i think of makin shmoney, my girl, & my nephew 🤍

6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? a lot 🤣 im too much

7: What is your opinion on ocra? why does your juice taste like pickle juice but you don’t taste like a pickle🧐

8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] 🤷🏽‍♀️

9: Are you ticklish? i taught myself not to be bc i got tickled too much when i was younger & didn’t like it👀

10: Are you allergic to anything? cats, horses, & dogs🙄

11: What’s your sexuality? gay asfff😘

12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? tea

13: Are you a cat or dog person? dog person

14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? what’s a merperson

15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? nahh

16: How tall are you? 5’4😴

17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? good question

18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] 140

19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? yessirrr

20: Do you like space or the ocean more? space

21: Are you religious? nah

22: Pet peeves? oo a lot. when people lie for no reason, lazy people, crybaby people, plus more

23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? nocturnal🌚

24: Favorite constellation? huh?

25: Favorite star? mars

26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? tf even is that

27: Any phobias or fears? spiders, drowning, or burning.

28: Do you think global warming is real? yes

29: Do you believe in reincarnation? yes

30: Favorite movie? the mask, two story 2, shrek

31: Do you get scared easily? nah

32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? 7

33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] it was anonomous

34: What is a color that calms you? teal

35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? i wanna travel to bora bora

36: Where were you born? oklahoma

37: What is your eye color? light brown

38: Introvert or extrovert? depends on the day & who i’m around

39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? yuhh💯

40: Hugs or kisses? kisses

41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? i wanna see my gramma & nephew😩

42: Who is someone you love deeply? money💸

43: Any piercings you want? i wanna get my industrial back & maybe my snake eyes👀

44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? love them.

45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? i smoke weeed🥰

46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! my girl, i love her personality & the way she treats me. i don’t see nobody but her, she ain’t goin no where😩🤍

47: What is a sound you really hate? owls hooing🤦🏽‍♀️

48: A sound you really love? waves hitting the shore 💕

49: Can you do a backflip? no

50: Can you do the splits? i used too👀

51: Favorite actor and/or actress? 🤷🏽‍♀️

52: Favorite movie? already asked thisss

53: How are you feeling right now? sleepy & hungry

54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? i just want my highlights

55: When did you feel happiest? when i’m w my girl & family at the same time

56: Something that calms you down? weed🤣

57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] prolly💀

58: What does your URL mean? issa saying i live by💯

59: What three words describe you the most? nonchalant, chill, bitch

60: Do you believe in evolution? huhhh

61: What makes you unfollow a blog? if ion like what you post

62: What makes you follow a blog? if i like what you post

63: Favorite kind of person:

64: Favorite animal(s): horses🥺

65: Name three of your favorite blogs.

66: Favorite emoticon:

67: Favorite meme:

68: What is your MBTI personality type?

69: What is your star sign? aries🤞🏽

70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? no

71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? basketball shorts, w a t shirt & my slides

72: Post a selfie or two? maybe

73: Do you have platform shoes? what

74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? 🧐🤷🏽‍♀️

75: Can you do a front flip? yes

76: Do you like birds? i don’t mind them

77: Do you like to swim? i do, well i would say float

78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? swimming is more fun

79: Something you wish didn’t exist: taxes. donald trump.

80: Some thing you wish did exist: free flights, a life time supply of chicken for me

81: Piercings you have? my nose & ears

82: Something you really enjoy doing: smoking & being w my girl

83: Favorite person to talk to: babyyy😘

84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? i didn’t understand it

85: How many followers do you have? 2000+ i know that

86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? hell nahhh😂

87: Do your socks always match? not all the time

88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? yes

89: What are your birthstones? a light blue

90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? i never know what to say on this

91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

92: A store you hate?

93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? i don’t like coffee

94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? read minds

95: Do you like to wear camo? ew nope

96: Winter or summer? summer

97: How long can you hold your breath for? idk & i don’t wanna find out

98: Least favorite person?

99: Someone you look up to:my gramma

100: A store you love? zumiez

101: Favorite type of shoes: vans👏🏽

102: Where do you live? oklahoma

103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? nah i NEED mean

104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? idk

105: Do you drink milk? only in my cereal

106: Do you like bugs? no sir

107: Do you like spiders? nahh this my fear

108: Something you get paranoid about? when i’m smokin in the car & pass 12

109: Can you draw: i would say yes

110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? i’ve been asked a lot of q’s that was nosy

111: A question you hate being asked? am i bi

112: Ever been bitten by a spider? no

113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? yesss, i said that up there

114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? sunny

115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: my girl but she’s cookin for us🥴

116: Favorite cloud type: huh?

117: What color do you wish the sky was? an ombré goin from blue to purple to pink & yellow

118: Do you have freckles? nah

119: Favorite thing about a person: lips & eyebrow

120: Fruits or vegetables? fruit

121: Something you want to do right now: take a nap

122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? damnnn don’t make me choose😩 i love boffum

123: Sweet or sour foods? sour

124: Bright or dim lights? dim

125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? bigfoot

126: Something you hate about Tumblr:

127: Something you love about Tumblr:

128: What do you think about the least? people from my past

129: What would you want written on your tombstone? lived for herself & no one else

130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? oo a few people

131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? i love my body but hate it at the same time

132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? yes, my teeth straight 🤣

133: Computer or TV? tv

134: Do you like roller coasters? i do

135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? motion

136: Are your ears lobed or attached? lobed

137: Do you believe in karma? hell yes

138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? 7

139: What nicknames do you have/have had? b & kyle

140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? nah

141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? yes💀

142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? bad but sometimes good😌

143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? receiving, im bad at pickin gifts for people

144: What makes you angry: yo literally anything & everything. i’m an angry bitch all the time

145: How many languages do you speak fluently? 1

146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? girls

147: Are you androgynous? huh

148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: my lips & eyebrows

149: Favorite thing about your personality: everything

150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. my gramma

151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?🤷🏽‍♀️

152: Do you like BuzzFeed? no

153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] we knew of each other from my ex, then she added me on facebook & we would make small conversation throughout the years then when i broke up w my ex last year we ended up talking again bc i needed some smoke & then we linked on new years & have been w each other sense 🤣

154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? i kiss my baby’s head & hand all the time but what’s platonic

155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? nah

156: What embarrasses you? not a lot

157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: everything bitch i got anxiety

158: Biggest lie you have ever told:

159: How many people are you following? 800 or so

160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? a lot

161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? a few

162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? idekkk

163: Last time you cried and why: i cried last week for no reason but i also started my period so it make sense

164: Do you have long or short hair? longgg🥰

165: Longest your hair has ever been: the length it is right now

166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? not enough proof for me to believe in anything

167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? honestly yes. i be interested asf

168: Do you like to wear makeup? yes but not all the time 😂

169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? yuh prolly

170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? yessirrr

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