#but this is just straight up HYSTERICAL

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Ok but what if instead of Alastor "saving" Angel from Valentino I get fucking big brain galaxy bitch with it and write a fic about Al treating Angel like shit and Val actually stepping in to do something about it

#obsessed with LadyInStarlights fic where Al just straight up locks Angel in a basement #its so funny when al beats val and val personally apologizes to his employees and then retires its hysterical way to write him off #anyway once again im the only one who can think #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #valangel #mothdust #proship #fic idea #galaxy brain moment

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

Garak is So much right from his first episode. Laura Palmer of Cardassia over here trying to get laid, foil a terrorist plot, AND work a retail shift, all while high as fuck. Dude’s schedule in Past Prologue is FULL.

#Star Trek: Deep Space 9 #Past Prologue really reveals how immediately dickmatized he is by Julian cause it's Julian at some of his absolute peak autism obliviousnes #and Garak still wants him so bad. utterly pathetic to see. I'm obsessed with them. #also it sucks how we have to wait sooooooooo fucking long to see Garak again after that but it's also kind of hysterical #like DS9 said there is a full on Cardassian spy loose in the station. we will not be following up on this for an entire season btw. #he's just. hangin around. #Starky's Original Posts #Starky's Text Posts #garashir #garashir best ship because it's literally a former torturerspyassassin (all at once) whose tragic backstory is literally whatever you want #and the world's most adorable puppyish angelic twink who still sleeps with a teddy bear #STRAIGHT OUTTA WATTPAD FANFIC. I FUCKING LOVE YOU STAR TREK YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH #also didn't mean to imply that Julian's autism obliviousness is not an extremely sexy trait of his bc it is I just meant like #you wouldn't have thought it'd be so sexy to. a Cardassian and a spy. it's soooo funny #the way he has to desperately try to explain that the suit fitting is a metaphor. absolutely dickmatized RIP.

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

MC: Please, Dazai, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. Dazai: I’m sorry MC. MC: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. Dazai: It has to be done. MC: Dazai: MC: Dazai: *Places +4* Uno.

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp incorrect quotes #ikevamp dazai #ikevamp mc #okay but rereading dazai's route in english has been a hell of a ride #i love how the game is like 'be warned if you try to date one of the other jpn guys. they will meme.' #and tbh? i think that's fking brilliant good show everyone #like on the one hand yes i think its very sweet they care about her comfort so far away from home #and how they bond over having a similar homeland #but then they just straight up get so chaotic at points and i wheeze laugh #i will never forget doing one of sebas' bday stories and mc is like #'take those clothes off' #vital context: mc didnt want him to wear work clothes on their bday date--she wanted him to wear 'we're on a date clothes' #but sebas just replies 'but i don't wanna go to work naked 😔' #and she's just like 'AKIHIKO I S2G' #and to this day every single time i remember i become monsieur de wahaha actually #i find it hysterically funny how pissy sebas gets about dazai's silly goose antics #meanwhile gilligan's cut to sebas being absolutely out of pocket when left unsupervised #the duality of man that these two manage to carry #you know it just occurred to me that perhaps sebas gets mad bc dazai is so averse to letting anyone help or care about him in return #and that's really sweet if that's the case (although I suspect it is also partially that he makes more work for him kalhdgkhsfsjhk) #godspeed dazai doors are the oppressor windows are freedom #don't let the establishment fool you

[marc--chilton]

had a dream that was like nothing but strahm thinking about jumping off a parking garage because he realized he was attracted to hoffman. like the idea pissed him off so much it was the only thing he could think to do he was so fucking mad. also it was omegaverse and he was an omega it had nothing to do with the dream but it was in the back of the mind at all times

#saw #dream tag #coffinshipping #peter strahm #woke up just like accepting it. didn't occur to me how hysterical the premise is #like he basically snapped he went beyond his normal rabid fury #to the point his brain was just like 'it's not going away. the only way to fix this is to straight up die. bitch' #and strahm just going hm. i suppose it is. #what stopped him from doing it i think was that he wanted to kill hoffman too #for making him Feel Things. he didn't even want to bring him to justice for the jigsaw stuff at that point #my second saw dream and it's this. that's so goddamn funny help

[perenlop]

i think its always worth thinking about how women are portrayed in certain stories, from fictional narratives to reddit posts presenting themselves as true stories. is every woman in the narrative either antagonistic or shallow? are most or all of the men portrayed as sympathetic and competent, moreso than the women, even if they commit the same crimes?

#i read reddit stories bc i love rotting my brain apparently and this is SO constant in those #one literally ended like ''i have concluded that i cant trust women bc theyre all lying cunts unlike the men who helped me here'' #and the comments were like ''wow.... makes you think....'' #like wc is a good litmus test. why are only the women in crookedstar's story held accountable while the men in power are shrugged off #why do all of the women get twisted into shrill harpies for nightheart's arc while all the men who commit the same pressure on him #get idealized and held up as fantastic and awesome and sympathetic #why is the man in this story calm and collected while being horrible while the woman is hysterical and emotional and loud #how come the fat woman in hh is seen as annoying and terrible and a danger to their cause bc ''she brought danger to them'' #while the snake guy outright attacks the place twice and tries to hurt them but is an uwu cinnamon roll who deserves a chance #echoed voice #like... an antagonistic woman isnt a bad thing. women can be horrible irl. absolutely but its important to try and see when this is a patte #pattern #when theres just straight up a double standard

[some-pers0n]

Funniest TF2 sexuality headcanon to me is aroace Scout. I'm obsessed with the idea of Scout being head-over-heels in love with Pauling and wanting to date her and blah blah blah, when really he's just feeling like a ton of platonic attraction and mistaking it for liking her romantically. Scout doing literally all this stuff, from spending what he believes to be his last few days alive trying to set up a date to constantly trying to take his shirt off and show her his muscles, all while not feeling a scrap of sexual or romantic attraction is so funny to me

#I mean yeah he could form a QPR or even still date and have sex with her #But honestly I find it hysterical if he just straight up realizes he likes her as a friend and only that #Like he horribly mistook his platonic attraction for being something else #Same can be said with other ships but tbh I think it's funniest in the context of Scoutpauling #sp-rambles #tf2 #tf2 scout

[go-bonkers-go-foolish]

shoutout to naomi misora who met L and then immediately threw him down a flight of stairs with capoeira

#death note #naomi misora #l lawliet #labb murder cases #death note another note #no i will not give context go read the book #it’s hysterical #i straight up laughed out loud in a public space while reading it #also shoutout to beyond birthday (i still do not believe that is a real name someone gave a guy) #who hid under a bed for presumably multiple hours to scuttle out from under it like a little freak #and thought ‘oh this is gonna be a great first impression’ #also? he fully knew that whoever L’s new assistant was wouldn’t know what L looked like #so the full L cosplay (including a fuck ton of makeup) was just for funsies #also (last thing) #shoutout to light yagami for reading the name Beyond Birthday in a prison register or some shit #and thinking ‘yeah I��m gonna give this guy the death penalty’

[atanx]

I see people bringing up Nishiki slapping Reina so fucking often and I'm so fucking tired of it.

Let's get this out of the way first: was it good of Nishiki to hit Reina? Should he have done it? OF FUCKING COURSE NOT. While violence is the answer to a not negligible amount of problems, here, it WASN'T.

HOWEVER.

People tend to act as though Reina was a poor uwu victim who didn't do anything wrong. So lemme explain the situation here:

1) Nishiki just saw someone he cares about A LOT get sexually assaulted or even raped.

2) Nishiki just brutally killed his boss because of an emotional / trauma reaction to witnessing said assault and was very shaken up by it, having collapsed to his knees when Kiryu arrives.

3) His brother just took the fall for it and will have to go to prison for a very long time.

4) Sawamura disappears from the hospital, leaving Nishiki with most of his support network gone in the blink of a fucking eye.

5) He goes to update Reina on the situation and she starts screaming at him, accusing him of being weak and useless, of failing her by not being able to protect Sawamura and Kiryu.

Great fucking reaction on her part, isn't it? He's just lost two of his siblings at once and she is telling him that it's his fault. Yes, Reina probably didn't mean it like that, but she still says it. And when Nishiki interrogates her on it, she doesn't retract it.

It's not helping that Nishiki's mental stability is already shot to shit because of various pressures, such as an important surgery for Yuko coming up, Kazama's clear favouritism, Kashiwagi's distance.

I reiterate: NISHIKI GETTING VIOLENT WAS BAD. HE SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

And he apparently does slap her quite hard. But he also immediately regrets it, looking at his hand with shock. As someone who not only has a lot more physical strength than Reina and is in organised crime and is thus the stronger party in the power imbalance, it was his responsibility to try and counteract the power imbalance by restraining himself. And he failed at that.

My point is that Reina said what I consider to be unforgivable things, even if she didn't mean them. And she knows this because when Nishiki confronts her, she is scared. She knows she fucked up. Yet she doesn't try to retract her accusations or to reformulate what she feels.

They're both horrible in this interaction and this is why I don't like them as a pairing. Reina clearly is way over her head in the Yakuza world. Which is perfectly fine, not everyone can deal with it, in fact I'd wager that most people can't, yet she both involves herself in it and is involved in it by others. And then she deals with being exposed to the dark sides of the yakuza world by toxically unleashing it, here on Nishiki.

Another thing I don't like is the "he hit a woman because she hurt his feelings he isn't an uwu baby". Oh, so it would have been fine if Reina had been a man? No it wouldn't have. Why bring gender into this? Either say that no one deserves to be hurt or say that everyone deserves to get slapped every once in a while.

Let all genders be slapped and let all genders slap. All or nothing, cmon.

#I actually dont like reina as a person #I tried to keep it out of the post if it shines through though i apologise #Lemme know if you have a totally different view im open to discussion :) #Just reina saying all of that was uncalled for and incredibly cruel #You cant tell me that shes in love with him but doesnt know about his inferiority complex and fragile mental state #I get aiming to hurt people in an argument #It happens yknow but that was not an argument up until nishiki hitting her she was just beating down on him verbally #Like if it had been me in nishikis place i would have ended the friendship immediately #Like i wouldnt have hit her because ive been taught by society that if I have an emotional breakdown im being hysterical #But i would have given her a piece of my mind and then just straight up ended the relationship because its not okay to say things like that #nishikiyama akira #yakuza #rgg #akira nishikiyama #my rants #I still maintain that nishiki should not have hit her under any circumstances #I just dont like how people use that he hit her to argue that nishiki is evil and shit #Like is he a good person? No???? No fleshed out character in the Yakuza world is its organised crime ffs #But it doesnt fucking make him evil now does it #Why am i writing long posts about fictional characters when i should be studying for uni #Im so gonna fail at least one course this semester

[aturnoftheearth]

they could do studies on me and how many times i’ve full blown sobbed over these four silly little lord huron tracks

#i need to go to sleep but i had to get a little hysterical sob in before bed #they’re just sooooo beautiful but so painfully nostalgic #especially time’s blur like i have MEMORIES associated with that one. hearing it playing while waiting for them to go on stage at my first #ever concert…… then my second…. listening to it on my way to school on the last day…. listening to after leaving my sister’s apartment for #the last time….. it’s OVERWHELMING. #and as for the starling girl scores ….. that’s just straight up GRIEF. skinned to my soft insides.

[marenwithanm]

Girl help I've become a trekie a few decades late.

#in other news im still hysterical over yhe movies (which are the only ones ive seen i have not seen the og series yet lol) #but i cannot belive chekov gets brain damage in 2 of the 6 movies #thats ONE THIRD OF THE TIME GUYS #how is he still alive #and also whenever this happens he just. #goes to work the very same day as soon as he wakes up???? #in the fourth one i get it #sure he just fell off a military ship onto straight concrete and burst blood vessels in his brain #and almost got a hole drilled into his skull #and only woke up after bones used his weird little machine to fix it #but he doesn't have time to worry about that #theyre outlaws at the moment with only them aboard yhe ship its all hanfs on deck of course he has to go back to work as soon as he gets up #BUT THE SECOND MOVIE??? #not only should he take a break after getting mind controlled via deadly brain worms #THEY SHOULD NOT LET HIM HAVE ACCESS TO SHIP EQUIPMENT #the man could still be brainwashed! #or if not that fighting the headache of all time #do NOT let him shoot the missiles after that!!!! #anyways scotty getting a concussion after walking straight into a pole was the most disrespectful thing that happened in the 5th movie #at least chekov gets some dignity when he sustains massive brain trauma! #scotty just #walks into a pole #star trek #star trek: tos #the original series #pavel chekov #hikaru sulu #montgomery scott #art #fanart

[meddlelyn]

do yall remember that episode of winx club where instead of showing the girls transorming into the fairy versions they kept the focus on the villains and stormy and icy and the other girl were just standing there like "hey why do we just stand here and wait while they do all that" cause like what was that scene For and why was that so fuckin funny

#winx club #straight up i cannot remember any other names to tag #its really been that long #that episode was hysterical though fr #this is has been sitting in my drafts forever and i just now remembered it

[barkingangelbaby]

I am literally just some guy!

(straightened my hair for the first time in almost three years tonight!! who is he!!! enjoy my bad cat paws lol)

#i used to straighten my hair daily from 12-19 can u believe that !! #when i was 14 my (incredibly shitty) bf hysterically laughed at me n told me i looked like a guy n that messed me up for years #but now??? yes ur right im just a pretty guy #like im so handsome!! u can't tell me shit!!! #hehehe meeeow goodbye #rAMbles #am #wait last thought i was literally halfway through straightening my hair tn when i realized i was using spray for curls lmao #will use the correct heat protectant next time so my shit is actually straight lmao lmao

[emi1y]

fucked fucked fucked its so fucked

#when the mechanic called me to tell me the estimate i just started laughing on the phone bc its just so hysterically bad #and he very clearly did not know what to do with that i guess usually people dont laugh when theyre told they could have 17k of car repairs #to be clear. the repairs arent happening lmao i do not have that money and if i did i would be buying a new car. #now i have to figure out AUTO LOANS 😫 because i straight up do not have any savings to just buy a car out of nowhere #AND CARS ARE SO EXPENSIVE RIGHT NOW ITS SO FUCKED

[hoperays-song]

Rynny with Laundry

*Johnny on the couch in their hotel room, Ryan standing by the door with a basket of laundry. Johnny recording on his phone.*

Johnny: I’M SORRY!!!

Ryan: I- *clearly trying to hold it together* I’ve finally got it to- I just need you not to mess it up. Cause, I’ve finally gotten to a place where your million different kinds of black socks are all finally matched together!

Johnny: *starts wheezing with laughter*

Ryan, ranting now: All my socks? They’ve got like these nice little identifiers on them being like “These work together! These are a matching pair!” You just got like a bunch of different random black socks with nothing on them but like all the little like hems at the tops are all SuBtLeLy DiFfErEnT, and like the sizes are all SuBtLeLy DiFfErEnT.

Ryan, pausing for a second: Well actually not subtle, there’s one that’s like giant and one that’s like itty bitty, and I can’t match those up and there’s ones that are kinda close but not it and... I can’t do it! *smiling but nearly crying at this point* I just- I just-

Johnny, trying to reassure him: Honey! I don’t care if you just put-

Ryan, crouching in front of him very ominously: I DON’T CARE IF YOU DON”T CARE! *starts laughing* YOU ARE NOT A FACTOR IN WHY I DO THIS!

Johnny: They don’t need to match up properly!

Ryan, tapping his head: They do! *whispering* They do.

Johnny: *straight up cackling*

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Based on this tik tok:

  https://www.tiktok.com/@_brogz/video/6957060532838911238

#sing #sing 2 #sing johnny #sing ryan #sing rynny #rynny #johnny x ryan #They split up chores #Ryan is going to make sure Johnny's organized if it's the last thing he does #Johnny does not get it #This video goes straight to the cast group chat #It's all everyone will talk about for days #Marcus finds it hysterical #he's been dealing with the same thing for years #let's just be honest here #those two 18 year olds living together would be chaotic

[thislittlekumquat]

Every single character designer setting the ciel models for the season: what if I made him look different AGAIN

#im not hating it is just fucking HYSTERICAL to me #every adaptation he's had a different hair and eye color #and now they just straight up gave him a different haircut and a squarer jaw #like did his balls drop between campania and weston #lmfaooooo #kuro 2024

[shitpostingkats]

I like the image of Jaden just floating through space, casually flipping through the pages of his pocket calender to make sure his dramatic atmospheric re-entry coincides with Shrimp Tuesday.

#i swear I’ll post some non-gx shitposts soon #its just that a brainworm has latched upon my skull and will not let go until it Feeds #also the fact that for americans #season three ended with Jaden straight up dying and that was the end of the show #equally hysterical #yugioh #yugioh gx #spk watches gx