#but seriously what the fuck

[kaleidoscopedrawsjpg]

Sometimes, I just think about how Shang Qinghua made Mobei Jun after his ideal man. He really just made a big stupid idiot demon lord with communication and anger issues and went, yep, perfect.

Then, he acted surprised when he was all of that and still had the audacity to not understand his idiot King when he was courted.

These two are absolute idiots and I love them so much. I'm definitely completely normal about them.

But seriously, what the fuck.

#svsss #mxtz #scum villains self saving system #mobei jun #shang qinghua #moshang #so normal about them #i love these idiots #theyre in love your honor #moshang brainrot #i just think theyre neat #but seriously what the fuck

[serious-goose]

looks like he's about to release the worst boogie rock album ever

#which member of zz top is this? #joking joking #... #but seriously what the fuck #good omens #good omens 2 #crowley my beloved

[unforth]

I. Hurt.

And I was hurting anyway, I'm pretty down this morning, but this hurt came from an outside source, and affected me in a way I'd honestly not have expected.

See, we bought Nimona last week. After seeing the movie, my kids wanted to read it. And I ended up reading ahead, and I just finished it.

Bonus content at the end, it said, and I was like, oh, an epilogue to the epilogue maybe? That'd be nice. I don't love bittersweet endings, I'd rather...

...no, it's not the conclusion.

It's CHRISTMAS.

In a book that'd had no religion that I noticed up to that point, BOTH bonus extras...were Christmas.

Ya know, usually it doesn't bother me. Usually I just suck it up. I think it helps that I was raised around mostly Jews and people who, if Christian, it didn't matter much to them. I'm from the Upper West Side of Manhattan, the descendent of Lower East Side immigrants, and while the world outside was brutal - my grandfather was a World War 2 veteran and among the soldiers who liberated Dachau, I can't remember a time when I didn't know that most people would look the other way if people like me were slaughtered wholesale - my bubble was safe, we were accepted, we were insiders.

I honestly can't think of another time I've interacted with a piece of media and felt so immediately, instantly knocked across the face by OUTSIDER as I just did when I excitedly turned the page to see what these fun extra bonuses were...and it was fucking Christmas.

I didn't even read them.

I'm honestly. So disappointed.

I don't have a thick armor for this kind of hurt. I'm Jewish, and as an adult living outside my old UWS bubble, that's often meant I've felt like an outlier, but I've hardly ever had this feeling where I was welcome to something only to be suddenly, violently shoved out the door.

And I've heard nothing, n.o.t.h.i.n.g. but praise for this book. And on another day, it might not have bothered me. I've never really felt like I had to fight to be seen, especially since I'm tremendously secular. I mean, I've celebrated Christmas my entire life, for starters.

But why. Why was this fantasy setting suddenly Christian? Why was this the touted extra content? Why is THIS special, when the areligious world established to that point was apparently not special enough?

I can't say yet if this ruined the story for me. It's far too soon. But I'm *intensely*, viscerally let down, and...I hurt.

Christians...maybe stop doing this shit.

#unforth rambles #im not sure how to tag this #i dont want to tag fandom since its kinda anti #and i dont want to tag antisemitism cause its not really #and i dont want to tag microaggressions cause thatll just show my privilege that ive been lucky enough to not have this feeling more often #but seriously WHAT THE FUCK #im genuinely considering rereading just so i can see if it was always christian and i just missed it until then #because its so fucking ubiquitous that it slides right off #but i dont think it was!!! #WHYS IT GOTTA BE CHRISTIAN WHAT THE HELL #and why have i never heard this mentioned surely im not the only person to notice this #maybe it was less jarring for people who rwad along with the webcomic #since these were extras released along thw qay #not shoved in the back of the book like in the print edition #i dont fucking know #i just know i hate it #this special fun thing could have been anything #and instead it was for one specific segment of the audience #and thats honestly so unnecessary and kinda yicky #dont you guys every get tired of making everything about your fucking dumb holidays you stole from other cultures #give me back passover i demand you turn over easter as a reparation

[dayas]

percy saying annabeth hugging him didn’t have to be a big deal, percy saying he and annabeth should see a movie together post quest and that doesn’t even COVER the deeper stuff should i just FALL TO MY KNEES??????????

#i keep spamming the gc so i figure let’s just dump my thoughts on my own blog too djsjsjsnsnsns #I WILL BE BOTHERING EVERYBODY I KNOW AND I WILL NOT BE SHUTTING UP ABOUT THIS!!!!! EVER!!!!!! EVER IN LIFE!!!!! #but seriously what the fuck #JSJSJSJSNSJNSSNSJNS #like who gave him permission to get bold like this!!!! that is a CHILD!!!! #and annabeth’s reaction she was NOT stressing his ass AT ALLLLL LMFAOOOOOOO #pjo spoilers #percy jackson spoilers #pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv #percabeth #k chats #k watches #percy tuesdays #giving leah and walker their TENS thank you for EVERYTHING YOU’VE DONE

[chipthekeeper]

I’m sorry but I just watched a promo for the mandalorian with this bit stuck in there

and like….seems weird to talk about Andor in the middle of that but I’m fine with it

#but seriously what the FUCK #what kind of marketing is that? #it’s not even a pull quote from a review?!?! #i’m befuddled i’m ngl #andor #my posts

[panic-in-the-multiverse]

Not Arcade by Duncan Laurence being at the end of Young Royals episode 5

#young royals #prince willhelm #simon eriksson #yr s3 spoilers #young royals season 3 #young royals season three spoilers #but seriously what the fuck #how is this gonna work out in the end #can’t see that it will #I want to go and cry

[aight-griffin]

I heard Fire Punch was even more insane than Chainsaw Man, but I didn't expect cannibalism, incest, slavery, and piss drinking in chapter 1.

#what the fuck #i’m going to keep reading #but seriously what the fuck #fire punch #tatsuki fujimoto

[grinchwrapsupreme]

Hey uh what the FUCK was that <- just read A Guest in the House by Emily Carroll

#a guest in the house #highly recommend #emily carroll #but seriously what the fuck

[vegasandhishedgehog]

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#jeff satur #i think ill let kimchaybrainrot narrate things in better detail you're good at that #BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK

[criesincomicsans]

you’re telling me spn (derogatory) is getting a reboot after 15 seasons of toxic masculinity and homophobic bullshit but my beloved shadow and bone is cancelled after 2 seasons because netflix is angry at people for wanting,,, [checks notes] a lunch break????

#disclaimer: i actually love spn #but seriously what the fuck #spn #shadow and bone #save shadow and bone #fuck netflix

[enderman-ezra]

This stream felt like a fucking fever dream what the fuck did I just watch why is Wilbur American this is a nightmare

#this is lighthearted and not actually negative the stream was hilarious #but seriously what the fuck #liveblogging wilbur soot #dsmp spoilers #mcyt #dream smp #dsmp

[suckmyarschkarte]

bald fraud tried to kill kostas 😤 embarrassing behaviour 😤

#🙄😤 #but seriously what the fuck #i would've slapped him

[ltacryptid]

what the FUCK is up with Ashley. Was that ever explained?? What does Johnny MEAN that he’s never been to Texas??? WHAT IS GOING ON

#I’ve read this book already but forgot like everything #Memory issues lol #But seriously what the Fuck #House of leaves

[heavymetalchemist]

Where the fuck is Dracula and what the fuck is he doing. Why was Renfield going apeshit at noon???? What is up with that.

Lucy is fine? Van Helsing visited... did he do a thing? Or like, what? Renfield loses his shit at noon the day after Van Helsing's visit, so it doesn't *seem* like it's that?

I've actually read Dracula before and this new chronological thing is really cool, because now I'm sitting here trying to assemble a timeline of happenings and like... where the hell is Dracula. Where is he. What is he up to??????

#dracula daily #but seriously what the fuck

[angels-heap]

Hey uh, why the fuck are the half-life and alyx vance tags suddenly full of AI art of white women in swimsuits?

#K talks #non-hyphenated tag supremacy #but seriously what the fuck #that is not my beautiful wife

[eldritchwhispersofficial]

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU /VSILLY /NSRS

#tribetwelve #slenderverse #Mary asher #ewww #why the fuck #for my mutuals #why #MARY ASHER IS A PIECE OF GARBAGE AND THE WORST MOTHER IMAGINABLE #(this is a joke) #this is friendly bullying between mutuals #but seriously what the fuck