#why the fuck

[docmcmeth]

If numbers on scale go down, why no skeleton yet?

#tw ana relapse #tw ana related #tw ana shit #tw ana vent #tw ed relapse #tw ana #tw ed #tw ed vent #thinspo #not pro for anyone else except myself #why the fuck #ed memes

[tastyzombiee]

I love how tumblr is obsessed with the fucking chocolate guy.

Enough to where he got a Netflix show

#chocolate guy #chef amaury #amaury guichon #what the fuck #chocolate #chocolate guy strikes again #wake up world #wake up sinners #the fucking chocolate guy #he has a netflix show #very cool #kinda surprised but not really #why the fuck #chocolate man!!! #i love him #hes so silly

[hermesdottir]

Not gonna lie, i watched Awakening hella pirated before it came out on Netflix and when Careless Whisperer played the first time, i thought the people pirating it just put it in to mess with us

no- that’s actually…. part of the movie. WHY IS CARELESS WHISPERER IN THE MOVIE AND WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA??

#miraculous awakening #miraculous ladybug #why the fuck #why was careless whisperer in the movie #who thought it was funny #put any other music on there please #ladybug #chat noir

[frnkiebby]

that scrub top. needs. to. b u r n.~🎃

#i cannot with him #why the fuck #that scrub top was never a look #he’s swimming in it #i mean he looks good in anything #i’m not complaining per se #but i just wish i could be inside his head when he was making that decision #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #mcr5 #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem

[c0baltcat]

Shitney

The worst part is that I can’t even tell if this is out of character

original meme:

#dol sydney #dol whitney #degrees of lewdity #dol #sydney the faithful #whitney the bully #why the fuck

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Bringing this back...for personal reasons..

Vincent Price as Don Galico

The Mad Magician (1954)

#vincent price #the mad Magician #why The fuck #does he have to go around looking like a fucking SNACK?! #like...sexy as fuck and shit #im fine. this is fine #he makes me horny...apologies all around #but... fuckkkkk #yeah I've posted this a lot ..and will continue to do so... #my lady parts ...wave goodbye #bicon #bisexual #photos by me #shirtless #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #sexy actors

[little-witchys-garden]

Me: explains the patriarchy hurts everyone

Cis men: * sending me 28 unwanted dick pics not knowing if I was a minor or an adult as "punishment" for talking about the patriarchy*

Me:

#why we need feminism #feminist #feminism #radical feminist do not interact #Sa #SH #but wtf #like wtf #wtf is going on #why the fuck #radical feminists do not interact

[moongothic]

No appearently I'm still not fucking done

Like. No matter how I think about it, Crocodad with the timeline Oda has suggested makes no sense to me, so I genuinely can't bring myself to believe in the theory anymore (mainly because I don't want to get my hopes up tbh)

(Like if the timeline was Revolutionary -> Baby Happens -> Leaves and becomes a pirate -> Whitebeard beats his ass -> Dude becomes jaded and wants to destroy the government -> Alabasta This would make sense. I would 100% buy this timeline But the timeline is supposed to be Pirate -> Shichibukai -> Whitebeard beats his ass -> Somehow gets involved with the Revolutionaries -> Baby Happens -> Transitions while a Shichibukai -> Alabasta I just. This timeline does not make sense to me. But it's the only one we'd have??)

But at the same time I can not come up with a single other explanation to why the absolute fuck Crocodile is still a character with a presence in the story if it's not Crocodad

By which I mean, on an emotional level he has no connections or ties to any other characters that would explain why he's still in the story (compared to like, Enel, who also has no connections to anyone and thus is pretty much just gone). And like, to be fair, sure, he could be just there for fanservice and because he can be used to drive the plot forward in some ways.

But when you compare Crocodile to say Mihawk or Buggy or even ol' CP9 members, they all either have close emotional ties to other important characters (Zoro and Shanks to be specific), or they represent something (the manifestation of the Government and its corruption), meaning these characters reuniting/encountering others has emotional weight in the story

But Crocodile was just some asshole who Luffy beat up, he's not much different from like Moria in that sense and god knows we haven't seen Moria in ages (to the point I wouldn't be shocked if he died offscreen) (Oda please don't kill my beloved goth onion I need him back so bad)

So why the fuck is Crocodile still here, why is he still plot-relevant, who is he supposed to tie to on an emotional basis

Like the theory Crocodile could maybe be Xebec's son would make sense and explain a lot about Crocodile as a character, and it could tie him back into the story if Xebec is alive and is the one hiding the final Poneglyph (this theory is on thin ice mind you), but no matter how I think about it I can't imagine how that would push either his own character arc forward or anyone else's. The plot, sure, but it just feels like it stops there

Especially because althought Crocodile Clearly Has Some Issues, his issues don't seem to be from a bad father-son relationship, it's trust issues and the hatred of the Government, so meeting his maybe-father-Xebec-if-he-is-alive would probably do fuck all to move his character anywhere (and if it did, where??????? World Domination??????? We all know that won't work out tho????????)

(Also if Xebec was his father, then Crocodile's decision to ASSIST Whitebeard in saving Ace, the dickwad who would have betrayed his father, makes EVEN LESS SENSE)

(Sidenote, you could maybe imagine Crocodile somehow tieing into Pluton again but considdering how the Walls of Wano need to come down for Pluton to be released and that can only be done by Zunesha at the command of Momo, I can not imagine Crocodile making a beeline for Pluton right now 'cause he should not be able to get it even if he found out how to access it) (Also while on Pluton, you could argue Crocodile reuniting with Robin could have emotional weight but I'm not sure what that would achieve for either character (also Robin would never in a million years just hand over Pluton to Crocodile), same for Vivi (also IDK how those two would even meet again))

Not to mention I have no fucking idea how Crocodile's past with Iva-chan would even tie into any of that??? I mean sure he could just be trans for the sake of being trans and without it being like an important plotpoint beyond Iva-chan being able to blackmail him at Impel Down, but also??? Is that not a little unnececary considdering there would've been many other ways to convince Crocoboy to behave in Impel Down???

But you know what really would explain Crocodile's lingering presence in the story and would tie his character to someone else on an emotional level in a way that could push either his or someone else's character arc forward???

Fucking??? Crocodad???????

Like boom, you'd immidiately be able to tie his character to our beloved protagonist and the two seeing each other would have like more meaning than just "Luffy encountering the asshole who tried to kill him and now needs to fight again probably". And while I don't think Crocodad would do anything to move Luffy's character ahead (since he probably would not give a shit if he found out Crocodile was his dad, since Crocodile was a dickbag and Luffy doesn't care about blood connections), I think it would do a lot to Crocodile's character

Because like. I go back and I think about Marineford and Crocodile's outburst at Whitebeard. His emotional arc. If Crocodad was real, then right before the outburst Crocodile would've have realized that Luffy was his son and would be currently dealing with the implications of that. Then he'd have to watch The Son of a Binch Who Beat His Ass get stabbed, which would piss one off anyways. But then he needs to remember that Whitebeard's been stabbed by one of his own, while trying to save another one of his sons, and Crocodile might realize how that sight of Whitebeard might be like a cruel premonition for himself, as he goes off to try to protect his own son

And sure, Crocodile made it out of Marineford alive, but god knows, if we get like a Marineford 2 and shit starts going down, if this man is Luffy's actual father and is anywhere near the kid, this binch is dying. He is going to die protecting his son (and arguably, one-up Whitebeard), because as we all know, if you want to protect something ya gotta do it right and if you're not willing to make sacrifices you will never gain anything, even if it means losing your own life

That would absolutely give Crocodile's character an amazing character arc, going from an uncaring asshole who was only interested in whatever benefitted him to giving up his own life for the kid he never was there for (which would also arguably be more than what Garp or Dragon ever did, since one never did as much as lift a finger while the other was going to allow his grandchild to be murdered)

Also Crocodile being Luffy's dad would tie his past with Ivankov to his character really well and it'd be a much bigger point than just him being trans for the sake of being trans

Also him having ties to the Revolutionary Army would then also emotionally tie him to Dragon for some Dragon Lore etc and that could then also tie him into the Revolutionary Army-sideplot if we're lucky

Also. Remember how One Piece goes off often about "inherited will". You know what would be cute. Luffy inheriting his father's dream, his will (of becoming Pirate King).

Also other people have pointed this out but in Chapter 824 Luffy gets to see Dragon's face on the newspaper for the first time and comments how Dragon "doesn't look like him". And like. It could be just a funny little comment of no concequence. Some might even look at the comment to fuel their bizarre "Dragon is Xebec" theories (even though Garp is very explicit about Dragon being his son and the two do look alike actually, like Garp and Dragon have the same nose), but like I think about that comment, and then I think about Luffy making that "I don't know 'cause I'm not a Zoan" comment in fucking Punk Hazard when talking to Momo about using his fruit power. And like. LIKE. MAN. I DUNNO Y'ALL BUT LUFFY'S COMMENT ABOUT DRAGON NOT LOOKING LIKE HIM FEELS A LIL SUS (Also notice how Garp, Dragon and Luffy all have shit on the right side of their faces. Like Dragon has his massive tattoo but Luffy and Garp both have those scars under their eyes. And Crocodile just happens to have a matching scar.)

Also this is absolutely inconsequencial but. Like. Crocodile's favorite food is fucking. Crocodile meat and tomatoes. Fucking. MEAT. Just like Luffy. GOD.

I just. Crocodad would make so much sense on an emotional level for the story. It would make so much sense.

But I just. The timeline doesn't make sense at alllllll

#Moon posting #OP Spoilers #Crocodad #Sir Crocodile #I WANT TO BELIEEEEEVE #Trying to give up on Crocodad because there's no way in a million years it'll ever happen #But #I just #It'd be so good #It would make so much sense #I want it to be real so bad #But there's no way. There's no fucking way. #When will this man release me from the death grip he has me in #Only vaguely related but you know how everyone's been speculating Since Forever that Dragon's Devil Fruit would be like Wind or something #You know isn't it funny how one of Crocodile's iconic attacks is creating a sandstorm. Sand. And wind. #Cute #If anybody has any suggestions as to why Crocodile is still an active character in the story then please go ahead and sound off #He really just could've died off-screen at Marineford or during the timeskip if he wasn't somehow important but here he still is #Why the fuck #Why are you still here #Like I love you but why #There's a part of me wondering if there could be like a twist that Dragon isn't Luffy's father at all and it is actually cis male Crocodile #Who just left Luffy in Dragon's hands for some reason #But I don't enjoy theories that require you to invent new characters (and we'd have to invent a mother in this scenario) #And Luffy does look like Baby Garp a lot #(Sidenote: Luffy Dragon and Garp all have F bloodtypes (our A) while Croco is S (our O)) #OP Meta

[banannabethchase]

...I just want to READ the fic I don't want to have to WRITE it I just want to READ THE FICS I HAVE IN MY BRAIN.

#why the fuck #did this untagged whiny shitpost #get over #100 notes #I HAVE WRITTEN SO MUCH GOOD SHIT LATELY AND THIS GETS THE RECOGNITION??? #blarg

[adelinamoteru]

if dc doesn’t get jason as far away from batfam as possible I swear to god atp

#jason todd #dcu #red hood #dc #gotham war #literally nothing #why did they do that to him like im genuinely trying to understand #what was the point #why did they do that to him #why the fuck #fuck bruce fuck dc writers #rest of batfam is not excluded #bc for all that they will say ‘bruce this was wrong’ literally what will actually happen #what consequences will actually be given by them

[nathasnobitches]

Who the fuck

#mettaton #why #why the fuck #cursed #blursed #minecarft #mettaton ex

[spacechild85]

Me, before watching Captain Laserhawk: I'm so excited, I've been waiting so long and it's finally here!! I wonder what'll happen, I hope our theories were right!

Me, post-bingewatching Captain Laserhawk:

#what the fuck #why the fuck #how the fuck #how am i supposed to feel #captain laserhawk spoilers #spoilers

[laurenkmyers]

Sorry when was anyone gonna tell me that Supanut was originally cast as Charlie alongside Pavel’s Babe? Are you fucking kidding?

*WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALLLLLLLL*

#pit babe the series #nut supanut #pavel phoom #they really fucked that one up #I fucking KNEW their chemistry was fire for a reason #Jesus fuck #I’m actually raging about it #why the fuck #UGH #I’m fine #it’s whatever #*grumbles* #supanut x pavel #are superior in every way #sorry not sorry

[asterionsoath]

I SWEAR IF I LOOK OUT MY WINDOW AND SEE THAT FUCKING MACHINE..

V1 moment except headcanon design and I'm fueling this whole thing purely off spite because I've never drawn a fuckin robot before. It's 4 a.m., and my back hurts.

Anyways can you tell I like making things in my art glowy n shit?

#art #ultrakill art #ultrakill fanart #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #headcanon #why the fuck #did i think itd be cool #TO GIVE THIS FUCKER 3 LEFT ARMS #the product of my sacrifices blood sweat AND tears.

[hockeygirl101]

I JUST THREW UP OMG

I’m so very fucking sorry? You’re breaking up the bfs? Jamie and Trev aren’t going to be on the same team? Brb gonna kms

#jamie drysdale #why the fuck #I’m crying so hard I can’t see #trevor zegras #OMG TREVOR #what about jamie????

[anastyartist]

It's the fact that Jake Paul is telling Andrew tate to shut the fuck up and people are agreeing with Jake (me included and I hate the man) then you are objectively the worst person on the internet.

#dumb post #fuck it #andrew tate #jake paul #i am shook #i have wrote at least 3 separate papers about the paul brothers and how disgusting their behavior is and you have me AGREEING WITH THEM #WHY THE FUCK