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their bald fraud vs our follicly challenged genius

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quitting mental health to watch this fuckass sport

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“why do people want city to win the league” because if city DON’T win the league one year and it’s not Liverpool that beat them I’ll actually lose the will to live thanks for asking <3

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#lfc #liverpool fc #jurgen klopp #if i don't laugh i'll cry

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Blaming everything on the fact that they changed the lineup graphics to squad number order instead of formation

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lfc players after they said "we want to win it all for the gaffer" and "i have to give my life for him"

#(again) #fuck me #fuck this

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#jesus fucking christ.

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i can accept many things but losing a merseyside derby is NOT one of them

#second half fc eyyyy 🤪

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“A date has been set” is sending me

#😭

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ur fucking joking

bones made of paper

why have you forsaken me

our gamer girlfriend

#our best finisher and he keeps getting injured. why don't you love me diogo

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are you fucking kidding me

#😐😐😐

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#lfc #stefan bajcetic #cuties.......

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where are you from? :) your blogname is so interesting, what language is that lol

europe)0) it's german, arse + card = red card 🙌

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I am looking at your poll now and .... Seb? Sorry I immediately thought of Vettel 😭

he 1. likes us; 2. loves jürgen; 3. is there anything he can't do? no; 4. will call other men attractive; 5. smart. funny. charismatic. silly; 6. football knowledge™; 7. unemployed; 8: (footy!seb for the vibes)

#9. the love of my life #why are you saying sorry he's THE seb #he was joking about becoming a ref but i've got a better idea 🤪 #anyway. um. yeah.

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#you know who else is unemployed? seb. just saying 🥲

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one hour later...

LMAO 😭

#lfc #liverpool fc #andy robertson #curtis jones #*gif #if robbo shows up with a black eye... this is this is the reason))0)

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fullback friends + celebrating each other's goals ♥

#lfc #liverpool fc #trent alexander arnold #andy robertson #*compilation #fullback friends tag #trent scored today? and they both were on the pitch?? are we back?.......