#but poor jake tho

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(the first day at TOPGUN) Rooster(sticks his hand out for a handshake): Hi, Bradley Bradshaw. Callsign's "Rooster". (Jake looks at his hand, looks at Bradley and grins like the Cheshire Cat) Hangman(shaking his hand):..."Hangman", aka Jake Seresin. (cut to months later, both lying on their therapists' couches) Hangman/Rooster:...And that was the moment that ruined my life. (cut to Phoenix and Coyote, also both simultaneously lying on their own therapists' couches) Phoenix/Coyote: And that was the moment that ruined my life...

#incorrect quotes #top gun maverick #the poor besties tho :P #hangaroo #hangster #sereshaw #bird buddies #rooster & phoenix #hangman & coyote #jake seresin #bradley bradshaw #natasha trace #javy machado #hangman seresin #rooster bradshaw #phoenix trace

[annestie]

Tuk Tries Crab Unsuccessfully

Neteyam and Tuk sit together at a communal dinner while the rest of their family socializes

“Here Tuk, try this,” Neteyam says, handing his sister a crab leg. “Ao’nung showed me how to eat it.”

Tuk smiles, happily taking the new food. The food in Awa’atlu, while not the same as at home, is still good and everything she’s been given, she’s liked.

Neteyam looks around in search for one of the cracker he just saw. “Hold on Tuk.” With a sigh, he gets up and goes in search for one again.

Neteyam comes back, not a minute later, to a pouting Tuk. Her face shrouded in disappointed. Immediately, Neteyam’s filled with worry. “What’s wrong?”

“I didn’t like it.”

“Well, you’re supposed to take off the shell.”

#Oh poor Tuk #she's got strong teeth tho #this was inspired by that one Brooklynn 99 scene where Jake tries biting a crab leg whole while at that party #avatar the way of water #atwow #avatar way of water #tuktirey #tuk sully #crab #neteyam #fluff #fanfic #cute

[canigetuuu]

Why do I always draw egbert on couches?

#homestuck #john egbert #june egbert #either or #Jane Crocker #Jade Harley #jades drawing something with dave and karkat online #they're in a drawing battle against calliope roxy and dirk #and they are in it to win #the mayor will judge the winning group of course #i kind of feel bad about leaving jake out here so #let's say he's in the kitchen with rose and kanaya seeing if gargling salt water to relieve a sore throat works on trolls as well as humans #poor kanaya's got a cold :( #terezi's not around atm but she'll be super miffed she missed out on the art battle #she'll be there for the judging tho #as the mayor's honorary assistant #it's gonna be great #my art

[sysig]

Ooo requestober eh? Something I've been curious to see a bit more of maybe is Jake interracting with Scriabin. Edgar wondering about what the two of them talk about together alone got me curious too 👀

(Resending to the main for you :3)

Day 3 - Definitely not kissing! If that's what you think!

Meanwhile, Jake:

#My art #Requestober #Vargas #Scriabin #Edgar #Jake #Since I already got my serious ''This is what I think they might get up to'' a couple Requestobers ago I opted for silliness this time lol #Plus last time I did Before so this time how about some After! #What situation would arise that Scriabin would have a one-on-one with Jake without Edgar? Maybe Edgar had work? Had to take Todd somewhere? #Either way he's painfully jealous on all sides haha poor lad #Jake's good to them I'm sure he'll get some affection later - Scriabin'll still hold it over his head for as long as he can tho lol #Can you tell I like lipstick stains haha ♪ They're legit some of my favourites to draw! :D #I think this is my first time - at least in a long long while - drawing them digitally tho :0 Fun! #They're just jkfdlsafd they're So cute haha ♥ Evidence of attention! Incriminating in their placement <3 #Shows where someone was most focused on making them feel loved hehehe it's just so cute to me 💕 #Like that they obviously went for each other's necks - of course - but also their foreheads and Jake kissed his nose #And also missed/got a bit too rowdy and got some lipstick on his glasses lol #Tell me that's not adorable! #And in classic fashion the lover returns home and sees lipstick stains and gets envious lol #Scriabin definitely used lipstick to make out with Jake specifically to make Edgar jealous lol - he could've avoided this and chose not to #Kiss him Edgar you'll feel better #Jake just having fun not thinking about the implications haha ♪ #I may or may not have spent an inordinate amount of time thinking about how Jake interacts with each of them around kisses >.> #I mean - other than mainfic every time he shows up he ends up kissing them in some capacity! It's hard not to recognize his patterns! Lol

[merry-andrews]

The Great Gatsby AU;

After Jake married to son of a rich (old money) family, he and his husband live in a lovely villa nearby the sea and things are alright, they even have a little girl too until there's rumours about 'Rooster', a mysterious wealthy man and his fancy parties, it's like big carnivals and he hosts almost every people. He lives in a lovely mansion on the other side of the seashore right in front of Jake's house. One day they receive a formal invitation from Rooster (though Jake's husband doesn't like to go) so it's how Jake meets Bradley again💗 it's the beginning of their secret meetings and Bradley keeps asking Jake to leave 'that man' and live with Bradley. Bradley stops all those parties even fires his housekeepers and servants only because of Jake who wants to keep it secret between them..

It goes on and on for few weeks until Bradley buys Jake a lovely ring decorated by a green-blue gem💚 and purposes to him 'stay with me forever Jake, I love you'. Jake panics, says he needs time and leaves Bradley that night..

Two days passes when Jake gets a phone call, having bad news of Mr. Bradshaw badly injured in car accident and he may won't make it. Jake has a fight with his husband (he found out about him and Bradley) but he doesn't go to see Bradley at hospital..

#angst warning! but you can imagine the ending however you want to :> #hangster #sereshaw #I mean in my opinion he'll die at the end.. #and Jake never went to see him in hospital #but in another world he leaves his husband. takes his daughter with him and goes to live with Bradley #'Bradley.. rich people won't marry poor soldiers..' #yeah Brad was in war just like Great Gatsby book #everything is the same just like the book #it was in my draft for a month and was chewing on me so yeah.. i finally posted it 'shrugs' #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #hangman x rooster #its my comfort ship im sorry for this sad au :(💔 #i just needed to get it out of my mind jxgsfs tho ending is open! :) so something good happens at the end.

[minhosimthings]

Jay: Do you like the food I made?

Sunghoon: nah not that much

Jay: but I put my heart and soul into it!

Sunghoon: oh is that why it tastes cold and dead?

#enhypen #jay #sunghoon #park jay #park sunghoon #enha #enha incorrect quotes #enhypen incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #you know both of them would do this #02z #enhypen 02z #poor jake #hes stuck between both of them #my ikeu #i love their banter so much tho #k cool imma go now #bye bye

[myboyfriendjake]

jake: i'm cool jake: in fact, i'm THE coolest jake: i was actually arrested once for being too cool jay: the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence jay: i, on the other hand, was unfortunately sentenced to life

#enhypen #incorrect enhypen #poor jake getting #torn apart by jay lol #jay is so cool tho no joke #jay #jake #park jongseong #sim jaeyun #jayke #2j #stan enhypen

[i-have-no-braincells]

alright, crazy gay warrior cat romance let's go.

we've got two key players, Hopeflare(warrior) and Shadowspill(deputy) and this is gonna be a weird list of events in chronological because this is coming straight out of my memory.

the only thing I did to make this happen was I made them mates because their personalities meshed well and the clan was thinning out and I didn't want them to go extinct, everything else was all them.

I make them mates

Hopeflare gets pregnant

Shadowspill comes out as trans(good for her🥳)

Hopeflare gets insanely stressed at the prospect of becoming a parent and wants a small litter

two babies

Shadowspill and Hopeflare BREAK UP

they get BACK TOGETHER

Hopeflare gets pregnant AGAIN

and now she wants a big litter

but her body can't handle the load and she dies in childbirth

four babies

and then after Hopeflare dies the most unfortunate events happen to their kids

their son Whorlbeam got a life-threatening head injury from falling from a tree when he was an apprentice and their daughter Reddrift was straight-up murdered

just to name a few

OH MY GOD???

shadowspill being trans is actually iconic tho. plus shadowspill is a really fucking good warrior cats name. too bad her gay lover died tho… in childbirth nonetheless, classic warrior cats.

HONESTLY THIS JUST SOUNDS LIKE SHIT THAT WOULD HAPPEN IN THE REGULAR BOOKS shit gets wild in warrior cats. i’m actually gonna be rotating these events in my mind.

#do we know who murdered reddrift #actually heartbreaking poor shadowspill she deserves better #if she survives to become leader tho she’ll be the first trans leader good for her #if the authors of warriors weren’t cowards we could have real gay warriors romance #unless it’s gotten gay recently #i am not current with the books #the gayest things we got when i was reading the books was ravenpaw and barley #oh and jake and talltail/star #honorable mention to leafpool and mothwing bc they are gay to me as well #robin rants #ask robin???

[creelby]

i hate that jailey's gonna be canon because i hate the ship but it’s obvious

#be fr girl jake lost 3 of his closest friends and his first thought was ‘is hailey okay?’ 💀 #i still think driam will happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #which will lead to henry being a third wheel (poor guy) then jake makes up with them blah blah blah and they third wheel together✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ #tmf #the music freaks #realising now that the actual post (not the tags) makes no sense lmao i don’t wanna edit it tho

[kryptonitejelly]

me: can we go watch tgm again?

bf: *sighs deeply* you just want to look at the half naked pilots again don’t you.

me: 🙂

#the poor man is done though #i changed the background of one of my chat apps to jake #he saw it and just sighed #i think he is a bit jealous #so i told him i would die for him if he had abs like glen powell #*obviously* he just sighed again #i love him tho #to clarify > my boyfriend #but also jake seresin #if you see a disgruntled lawyer negotiating your transaction documents #this week - it might be him #bring up tgm to see his reaction #you’ll know #k talks #not cm #not top gun

[ask-jake-lockley]

There are two ways to help with you Murdock crush: you get Matt to be your lawyer in a mock trial sort of deal and flirt with him the entire time or you visit his office and ask him to dinner (as normal people would do).

mod: that’s a good idea… drawin that later. he’d literally would say a broken pick-up line in Spanish

#poor guy #jake needs love at this point #he got no one but stevie and marky #ask jake lockley #not sure if the Murdock ask blog will be alive any time sooner tho <\3

[brokenhardies]

Marc: So, Amber's stress braiding. Big deal! That's like a one on the Talbot Panic Scale Steven: Yeah, but we've also jumped up to level two. Creepily singing songs from the Great American Song Book *flashback to the previous night* Amber: *singing* You're a grand old flag, you're a high-flying flag~ Steven: *places pillow over his ears and turns away from Amber* *back to the present* Jake: So, it's a little tough right now, but the worst is behind us, right? Amber: *to the microwave* WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG TO COOK MY FRICKIN' OATMEAL?! Amber: *throws microwave to the floor and starts kicking it* Steven: Marc: Jake: ...I'm guessing I'm fronting today, right? Steven & Marc: Yup

#OC: Amber #story: emissary verse #amber is anxious about university assignments and even tho she has a photographic memory #she tends to go insane when it comes to planning and working on it #so uh yeah #poor jake has to play damage control which is why he immediately asks if he's fronting that day :')

[youngb0y]

There should be some sort of textbook or something to revise for the Christmas party general knowledge quiz games that we do

#i like to show off and be smart #but my general knowledge is piss poor #i get soooo happy when i know something tho #jake talks

[richjaaasss]

Just read the most recent update of table for two and had to switch between my jake and josh playlists and oh gosh my feelings are all over the place

#poor josh but also poor jakey #ugh I have such a soft spot for jake tho I was hoping it would’ve been him #crying on the inside

[scented-morker]

Enha when their idol!partner has a wardrobe malfunction

established relationship, gg!reader, 857 words, requested!!

Heeseung

He was so happy to see you performing his eyes were literally glued to your every move

Sorry to your members, you're basically a soloist to him

But this means he noticed immediately

Honestly he knew it was gonna happen before it did— the strap on your top kept getting tight and digging into your shoulder during the more powerful parts of the dance and he knew it wasn’t gonna hold up

And behold, mid dance break it snapped

He felt so bad that he couldn’t do anything to help

Afterwards he gives you lots of kisses and comfort, telling you how professional you were and how he didn’t even notice

Jay

Mans is STRESSED

Literally he said something before you even went on stage about how flimsy your strap looked

And it was worse bc it was a one shouldered top and the other side had like the clear one

Which means when the one broke your shirt stayed on but the whole fabric flapped down

Literally the worst fear of your life, you thought you were about to flash the whole audience 🫣

His jaw is CLENCHED

Literally so so tense the entire rest of your performance

Complains after about how irresponsible your stylists were while stroking your hair and complimenting you

Jake

Poor guy is just so confused

He was so busy staring at your pretty face he didn’t even notice your outfit

He saw your eyes widen and then the panic set in

and he’s just like ?? What happened

It isn’t until you go to sing your solo part and you’re literally using your hands to hold the front of your shirt up that he realizes

FREAKS OUT

Literally turns to the boys next to him and is like

Yn’s shirt broke?? Did you see that?? What happened??

Afterwards he gives you his jacket to wear over the broken top (even tho your manager yells at him)

“Baby don’t even worry about it! The audience would have been so lucky to get flashed by you!!”

Sunghoon

Hoon.exe has stopped working

He is FROZEN in the audience watching you keep performing

In his mind he’s trying to think of anything that he can do to help but there just isn’t anything

Like in his head he’s all “if I run up on the stage and jump in front of them-”

But he knows he can’t so he just stares while internally screaming

Finally feels like he can breathe again when one of your members fixes your zipper but doesn’t fully relax until you’re off the stage

Doesn’t even bring it up when he sees you after because he doesn’t want you to be embarrassed, but if you bring it up he’ll just brush it off like “What wardrobe malfunction? I didn’t even notice.”

But he secretly treats the member who helped you onstage 😆

Sunoo

He’s so animated

Like he lets out a literal gasp when it happens and covers his mouth with his hands, eyes all wide and panicked

Gestures to his shoulder to try and tell you that your strap broke (AS IF YOU DIDNT ALREADY KNOW)

He can tell you’re really upset about it, noticing how your eyes are really shiny during your ending fairy

He’s so sweet when he sees you after

Bone crushing hug, and he’s not gonna let you go until you’re feeling better

Will let you cry on him if you want, but spends the whole time whispering reassurances in your ear about how good you were and how well you handled it 🥹

Jungwon

He did not trust your top AT ALL

It was a summery little halter top, but it tied at the back of your neck and that was it, no security straps or anything

When he sees your shirt start to droop he immediately realizes it’s come untied, but you don’t notice until it’s practically falling off

He’s literally like vibrating in his seat, he’s so stressed bc WHY WOULD YOUR STAFF THINKS THATS A GOOD IDEA???

Proud of your leader when she pauses to retie it onstage, even if it messed your timing up a bit

He’s mad FOR YOU afterwards, and makes sure to repeatedly tell you that it wasn’t your fault

From that day on he visits before every single performance to tie your top himself

He will MAKE SURE it’s not coming untied again

Riki

He was so focused on your dancing that he didn’t notice at first

Like “okay yn get it yes slay”

And then all the sudden you’re only dancing halfway bc you’re using one hand to LITERALLY HOLD YOUR SHIRT CLOSED

Like it tied in the back and came undone and now you’re just holding on for dear life

He makes a surprised pikachu face like 😮

Because how does that even happen? Like yeah the boys have had issues before but not a whole shirt about to fall off???

Of course you’re FREAKING out after and he’s just like “your dancing was so powerful even your shirt couldn’t handle it”

But that’s all he says about it, opting to distract you instead— playing games together and goofing around to make you feel better

#enhypen scenarios #enhypen headcanons #enhypen hcs #enhypen reactions #enhypen x idol reader #enhypen x reader #enhypen heeseung scenarios #enhypen jay scenarios #enhypen jake scenarios #enhypen sunghoon scenarios #enhypen sunoo x reader #enhypen jungwon x reader #enhypen riki x reader #enhypen fluff

[wonbie]

sorry . 엔하이픈 . arguments with enha :( and making up

warnings ¿ arguing, not proofread genre ¿ fluffy angst © wonbie

lee heeseung

i feel like hee would be very passionate in his argument. like he'd be prepared for whatever you fire back at him. he hates arguing just as much as you do but sometimes it just happens. so after he'd apologize and repay you with kisses

park jongseong

okay my boy jay...yeah i get that he'll be the type to be a little agressive when arguing. he wont hurt you or anything no no but he might raise his voice a little. i'm sorry jay 😔 but after the argument he'd cook you dinner and apologize bc hes a gentleman!!

sim jaeyun

poor jake :( he's already welling up with tears. at first it was just a disagreement but then it turned into a whole argument. he could tell you didn't want to argue so he tried to stop it. he brought you into a hug and whispered an apology against your hair

park sunghoon

okay like sunghoon is in love with you so it breaks his heart when he hears your voice crack while you're arguing. he literally has to take a second and realize what just happened. you on the verge of pouring out tears... yeah not on his watch. he brings you into an embrace and soothes you while mumbling sorrys promising he'll never argue with you again

kim sunoo

sunoo would instantly feel regret. hes a soft boy :( he'd stop the argument as soon as it started. instead you have a small talk with him about whatever you were disagreeing about and you end up compromising!!

yang jungwon

soft boy pt2. i think he'd get into it at first but then like in the heat of the argument he calms down. he absolutely hate it. he knows arguments are normal but he hates it. he hates the idea of it too so instead he just agrees with you so you can stop as well

nishimura riki

i dont think riki would cause arugments but he would be annoying which causes you to lash out at him. like ur having a bad day and he wont shut up type of stuff. when you apologize he understands and offers you cuddles

paris' note . i like this one even tho it's about arguing... i feel like the flow is much better ! as always reblog in support of parizz she's really cool i promise ( shameless self promoting ) im very unfunny im not cringy i swear im just so happy to be back and post new thingss!! also wasnt supposed to be posted today but i couldnt wait

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