#but no one cooks like that anymore

[bucksbisexualawakening]

the progression from "there's a morning snack and a midday snack" and "20 bucks for pizza" buck looking after his friend's kid to "bobby's famous lasagne: 6 types of cheese cooked to perfection" buck cooking for his family to "that's makes me your sous chef" teaching his kid how to cook is making me go so feral.

#going from two separate things - like how normal friends who aren't co-parenting would organised it - to the most domestic thing ever #to being the good responsible parent and making sure he eats real food before cookies #AND and the motifs that've been established: teaching to cook as father/son bonding and cooking food as a demonstration of love #im UNWELLLLL #buckley diaz family #911 abc #right from the pilot buck has had an intense care for children (but was also immature himself) #and we've seen him grow into a person who is literally becoming a father. (alongside his increasing ability to cook - which he is learning #from his own father figure) #children - specifically caring for children and being a father - has been tied to very important parts of buck's character development #thoughout the seasons #that man wants nothing more than to be a father AND HE IS ONE. #i dont even know if what im saying is coherent anymore but you get my drift #season 6 911 #lynnsaysstuff

[braimin]

I know we are all at the consensus that Zoro doesn't get jealous of anyone. However, I think that would change So Fast if he saw Katakuri. Like, hello, dude's power is to literally create mochi, he also Loves eating sweets (which just means he would love having Sanji, if you get what I mean). Zoro would take one look at how Katakuri makes Sanji blush and he would be like "hell no we outta here" immediately

Bestie you are so big brained thank you for sharing your wisdom lol ✨

Katakuri falls in the same category as Ace where it's not just Sanji loosely flirting and both parties know it won't go anywhere, instead they're people Sanji has genuine chemistry with and if given the chance they can steal Sanji off his feet in like a second.

And while Zoro is very secure in himself and he knows Sanji isn't fickle enough to fall for some guy just because he can make mochi and likes sweets, he doesn't like that Sanji gets all flushed and cute around some random asshole. And seeing the way Sanji plays it up does not help.

Sanji loves a good show and some drama, and he likes trying to get Zoro jealous just to see how he'd react. So when he sees that familiar annoyance in Zoro that he hasn't seen since his short fling with Ace, Sanji is more than happy to put on a show. And for the first time ever, it actually works? Zoro isn't all that obvious about it but he will drag Sanji closer to him when he moves a little to far out of Zoro's line of sight, he'll start arguments and pick fights if Sanji talks to Katakuri for too long.

But then Sanji takes it too far and makes a joke about how he should be Katakuri's chef since he likes his food so much. The fear of Sanji leaving is too fresh on Zoro's mind and Zoro is seriously like 'Fuck that. We're leaving.' It doesn't help that Luffy was in earshot; now Sanji's got his captain and first mate physically dragging him away and growling at Katakuri about how Sanji is their cook.

#sanji #zoro #zosan #one piece #since the Ace card doesn't work anymore Sanji is happy Katakuri irks Zoro #now when he gets upset he can say shit like 'Katakuri wouldn't treat me like this' #and he can be like 'maybe I'll go stay with him since he actually /appreciates/ my cooking.'

[phoenixcatch7]

We could make Sqq a transformer in his past life. Like optimus prime sorta transformer. Cybertronian.

He'd be the only surviving seeker (winged guy) on the autobots side (I don't know all the canons but I don't think they have, like, any). Pretty young when the war started - unfathomably ancient for humans, the kiddie of the group to them.

And he arrives on earth. Discovers the Internet. Immediately gets hooked on critiquing stupid Web novels in every language, which being a sentient machine he can do at great speed without forgetting anything. Decides to read the final chapter during a battle because he's so close to the end and airplane had better pull SOMETHING good. Is so infuriated (distracted) by the ending he messes up and immediately gets killed by some low level decepticon. After FIVE MILLION years of war he gets offed by some loser over a stupid human story that wasn't even very good. He dies SO furious.

And then he gets reborn a human.

He is, as the kids say, big mad.

How by Primus do they do anything??

#I can't decide if back on earth it's post reveal or not because the revelation that a cybernetic alien soldier was the one being catty in #the comment section of his harem story would break sqh. It'd be so funny if he didn't believe him tho #Sqq trying so hard to blend in when he knows basically nothing about even modern human norms outside of stories and memes #No one can decide if Sqq just has hallucinations or has been possessed by an eldritch monster #Sqq: *under his breath because his thoughts are so hard to hold on to now* I MISS being able to fly myself #Sqq: *drops important items like xiuya because he keeps forgetting he doesn't have hammer space anymore* *heavy sigh* #Sqq: *does a weird twist of his limbs because he can no longer turn into a vehicle* *mortified* #Mqf: shixiong... Is everything alright? #Sqq; who's been trying to air drop his medical information to his hard drive because he's too squeamish to say it out loud: yeah - Yes. #Sqq with great feeling: humans... Are so SOGGY. You're all so SQUISHY and full of all sorts of nasty FUILDS. I have to consume SO much #And all I get is SMELLY #No wonder your species started global warming #Sqh: bro can you not?? #He adores lbhs cooking tho. #svsss #shen qingqiu #transformers #scum villain's self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #He's an idiot but he's an incomprehensibly ancient battle hardened 7m tall metal warrior squished into mortal form idiot #He is not picking up the signs lbh is putting down #At least once he figures out human limitations he can be a good strategist again

[icewindandboringhorror]

More misc. daily life pictures and such

#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that -- #1 & 2 - Very bright pretty looking sky ! #2. HUGE icicle that looked like you could kill someone with it or something.. Pulled from near a gutter on the side of a building #3. & 4 & 5 - various images from a silly party I had where I pretended to be some elf king turning like 204 years old lol (also not like #a REAL party. Only my roommates were there really and we're all in the same household bubble. #just to clarify. I would never dare have a large party anyway given #my hermitous nature but on top of that.. didn't want there to be some implication that I'm having a Party while covid is still ongoing lol. #NEVER.. But I do love dressing up as some fantasy character so much.. The only thing that could ever bring a true hermit wizard #to engage with others socially is the prospect of connecting it somehow to fantasy worlds and costumes lol. One must simply dress up #as a silly 200 year old man from time to time and pretend you've never seen a balloon before in your life. etc. #6. bapy boye... feets #7. The main food that I made for the elderly elf man 'party'. which was a Deconstructed Beef Wellington (kind of as ajoke since I watch s #o many silly cooking competition shows and they always make stuff 'deconstructed' at the last minute when under time limits or whatever.) #I've wanted to make beef wellington a few times but Ithink to do it well I'd need like..an actual kitchen and a lot of time and #an oven that fully works to bake things and etc. etc. So I thought this would be an easier method. A thick steak cut round to kind of mimi #c the round tenderloin or whatever it is in a wellington. instead of the puff pastry being wrapped around - I just did star shaped cut outs #of pastry and baked them and put them on top (to go with the star theme). instead of mushroom duxelles being wrapped around in pastry #its in a little circle under the steak. and instead of mustard being brushed onto the meat I made a mustard gravy sauce type of thing #Then of course asparagus on the side.. my favorite... Though I know some wellington #also has a layer of prosciutto I think. or I saw one person use crepes. I didn't feel it was necessary to incorporate that too lol #8. bapy son helping me do a giant puzzle that took me hours and I had no idea it was actually that large of a puzzle #until I started putting it together and for some reason it made me stressed by the end instead of relaxed lol.. puzzle fatigue #photo diary

[otrtbs]

tender curiosities, baby! ch. 5 snippet

#tender curiosities baby! #i am back to writing it tn lads #this chapter is like a complicated cake #and by that i mean she needs a lot of time to cook #and patience #anyway i was forever altered by that one poem abt the pieces of people that live on in you #like how i still braid my hair the way my grandma taught me #and i use phrases my sister used to say even though she stopped saying them ages ago #and i still ad-lib parts in this song my friend and i both loved even though we don't speak anymore #a good portion of this next chapter is a testament to that

[graveyard-gumbo]

just found out that none of the preset i have work with occult sims (or alien sims 🥲), and to put more salt in the wound the skin tone also doesn't work (...) so now they just look so basic

POLLY 'PÖLLÌñĆÌÖñ †€ÇH #17' STARDUST

#the sims 4 #wip 🚧 #i know no one play with alien anymore #but still #i need cc that work 😭🙏 #they look like a polly pocket right now lol #defeated #imma go and cook up some moodboard instead #i tried on a new reshade too i think ! #i don't know how i feel about that though

[rpfisfine]

made a jamex playlist.

#nothing matters anymore #mp #i pride myself on being able to construct a pretty insane playlist + i like to put either sound effects or spoken word songs at the start #as like an introduction so this one has both 4___4 #should i tag this. i think yes bc if 4569789754 alex & r*ader fics r allowed to plague the tag then so is my mighty creation #alex turner #jamie cook #arctic monkeys #jamex #its still under construction im on a neverending quest to find songs that fit them genuinely to a t

[torgawl]

jjk is crazy because what do you mean kenjaku tracked down the other main anatagonist's clone to fuck him and bear his child to now grab fetus tengen and impregnate sukuna with it for the merger

#that thing is technically yuuji's brother too #is this 1 mpreg or 2 mpreg? #uraume sukuna kenjaku funniest love triangle in history actually #can we make jjk the new bible? this is a religious experience #jjk leaks #i'm still thinking about this like. sukuna is technically sukuna's son #because twins have the same genetic material guys #😭😭😭😭😭😭 #yuuji* #can't even write anymore #maki is such great foil for sukuna with the twin parallelism confirmed now #gege always cooks #that one fire writing gif #what other weird trope are we missing? mpreg that omega scene with stsg monsterwhatever... gege's done it all

[kenmaiii]

oomf right honestly drawing faves and ocs like ponies is fun :3. pretty slay for a first attempt i think

#youd think i wouldve drawn a pony at least once in my life since i enjoyed mlp/equestria girls as a kid & yet... <- avoided horses artwise #honestly still very ehhhh abt how much i should share since its a game related chara from my datesim im working on >_< but hey #whatever ig. i can reblog it to the gamedev account later. or delete as well. who cares yknow #pre-game treat ig whatever still need to figure out proportions.. think i will draw more of the dateables n not post those tho #-w- maybe i should add em to my commission options. idk its kinda fun. what its like to be cringe and free ig #my art #ocs #not using anymore tags than that for the reasons listed above heh -w- but i fink he'd be a lil earth pony... #no clue as to a cutiemark yet. perhaps cooking or kindness related. let me go look at the carebears for a minute #but yea... maybe something to do with bravery or being sturdy... or heart related since his name has a valentine pun #-w- he wouldve been such good friends with fluttershy. and perhaps he would like rainbow. shes so similar to his younger sister #so i think in turn he'd view her in the same exasperated but fond vein or whatever. anyways back to the canvas for me #<- one of the few ways i regain my sanity in the midst of solodev work and commissions

[gonersgoners]

remember when i said over a year ago that vegapunk's arc would start revealing even more of sanji's power and potential and how hard that was worrying me? yeah

#i'm clearly talking to myself here since this blog is basically a corner of my brain #but last chapter having sanji deflect a light beam and both kizaru and franky reacting the way they did #and zoro commenting in wano you cannot possibly block a laser... lmao....lmao! #ooooh man i just. feel oda is cooking something for sanji. and since there was a parallel with the wings of the pirate king #in recent chapters (where oda typically shows both sanji and zoro fighting and not just one of them) #just... man. man! man. lol #i know i can't let myself go and talk about all things going through my mind anymore because of. lol guilt and fear of being annoying #but god. that moment stirred something in me. like you're resurrecting a fucking corpse #so i am both scared and excited about next chapters and what this means for sanji #i was saying from DAY ONE of this arc being centered about vegapunk that it would eventually #touch on sanji and this is it. this is happening #if this for some reason isn't it. and oda will for some reason just let this slide or die in the shadows? i won't understand it #because of JUDGE and VEGAPUNK and QUEEN being partners and being linked to vegapunk! like come on. the connection is there #and this laser deflecting thing seems to finally touch on this red thread i've been holding with both my fingers like an insane person #so yeah. lol. listening to a video right now about it and finally. FINALLY i see SOMEONE ELSE point out that #not mentioning judge still is giga weird. so here's hoping. here's hoping #also lol it was very fun to be on reddit and look at so many people being MAD that sanji managed to do that. and that we got a little bit o #mr prince vibes. LMAO STAY MAD. my boy is being treated good right now and i can't wait for oda to destroy me #(again) lol #GG rambles

[chipistrate]

You see that theory going around on Twitter about Gregory being innocent in the main ending?

@/TheJ_Pro on there has a pretty detailed thread about it if you haven't heard it.

YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH I SAW!! MY SON!!! MY SON IS INNOCENT!!!!

Honestly I think he's valid in his actions whether he did it or not considering the situation he was in at that moment- but after hearing the evidence of him not doing it, even outside of that thread, I'm definitely leaning more on the side that it wasn't him.

#Chip Chatter #ruin spoilers #fnaf ruin spoilers #fnaf sb ruin spoilers #security breach ruin spoilers #my son is my son no matter WHAT he does #he's already killed one of his friends before (although not of his own free will) I can forgive him for doing it again. #HE WAS IN A TOUGH SITUATION AND HE WAS SCARED SHITLESS AND IF IT REALLY WAS HIM TALKING THEN HE FELT BAD ABOUT IT TOO LIKE AUGHURGHIUJERFGR #I'm sorry Cassie I promise I love you so so so much but I have to defend my son always and forever it's like my whole thing right now #GREGORY GET BEHIND ME!!! #Though I doooooooooo prefer if it wasn't him because I have some shit cooking right now....................... (AU crafting) #but look- my boy FINALLY escaped the Pizzaplex with his found family (mostly) in-tact and he does NOT want the creature that tormented him- #-and his family for so long to escape and he was SCARED and had to make a TOUGH DECISION and I will forgive him no matter what if it was- #-really him. #BUT THAT GOT OFF TOPIC!!! I DON'T THINK IT WAS HIM ANYMORE LMAO but I'm just saying that if it was him I love him anyways

[transingthoseformers]

For some reason i get the will to write just as I'm about to sleep so here's some snippets from the new wips i started ig

Another steam filled vent escaped him, the light blindfold almost heavy on his faceplates. Though, considering how his audials and optical sensors were previously disabled, it was merely symbolic of Starscream's control over him.

He sucked in a breath as her talons traced a line on his wings, the sensation still so new to him. Megatron could feel another pearl of lubricant trailing down his thigh.

~~~~

The dulled scalpel trailed up Tarn's neck, all the way up to his mask, as Pharma stared down at the kneeling mech. Clicks, pops, and groans emerged from his manually deactivated vocalizer, the two of them unwilling to take the risk. In Pharma's opinion, the mech's voice is just as pretty like this

~~~~

Tarn looked up at the blue and purple mech, a self proclaimed autobot, their red optics meeting

It did not take Tarn long to learn their universes had very, very different definitions of autobot and Decepticon.

In fact, if you had asked Tarn he would say this version of Optimus better resembled the most stereotypical of Decepticon depictions in those salacious novels about interfaction relationships. Not that he ever read them, of course. Definitely.

~~~~

Megatronus moaned roughly against his lover, his helm tucked tightly under the larger mech's own. Shockwave merely huffed, not wasting any time on affection in favor of pushing the mech against the wall more in order to gain a better angle.

~~~~

"are you sure? Sure-sure?"

"I'm fully sure, dude! I appresh— apreshhh, fuck it. I like your concern, shows me you're a good guy."

"just saying, typically I'd be pissed if someone pulls this scrap on me..."

"then take this as a way to flip the desk!"

"do you mean turn the tables"

"sorry, inside joke from the office. Can you please frag me now? Pretty please???"

~~~~

They will never admit they missed this dynamic, how Megatron enjoys how Optimus has grown more bold since the last time they interfaced, before the war.

Though, this wasn't the air of two young lovers fooling around under the stars.

This was a display of dominance.

#valveplug #does this count as fic snippets #because #i mean #it is #:3 #tarnop #megop #tarnma #megastar #rodlock #the rodlock one is actually half done but like. missing chunks 2/4 and 4/4 so it's not done cooking yet #legally /j this is why paraxodicalundressing exists but i barely use it anymore other than to dump only valveplug reblogs into it #i cannot explain why #take this how you want

[madamescarlette]

btw nothing is funnier than me starting to watch The Bear and having to turn it off after one episode because I felt so viscerally called out by everything about Carmy.

#the bear #his brand of self-destruction and mine are unfortunately closely aligned #even if i don't subscribe to those beliefs anymore i was like i do not see it and i don't deign to respond #but ahahaha the spending your whole day cooking for someone you love then not getting to eat any of it because your stomach is fucked up #very fun and cool isn't it!!!! #i have since moved on and almost finished s1 but i still think it's the funniest that i watched one episode and was like #WELL! we're not going down THOSE brain pathways tonight! and went off to call my brothers #everything about the show is so haunted by love though i feel constantly on the brink of weeping watching it #your daily useless review from me sending love heehee

[shikai-the-storyteller]

I would give almost anything to have a plate of these cookies right now

#i talk #*RATTLING THE BARS OF MY CAGE* MINE!!! MINE PLEASE SHARE THE RECIPE!!! #MINE IF YOU CAN HEAR ME PLEASE!!!! IM BEGGING YOU ID DO ALMOST ANYTHING FOR THE RECIPE #FLUFFY AND SOFT....... ITS MY IDEAL COOKIE #I actually usually cannot stand sweets but sometimes cravings hit me like an 18 wheeler #and I feel like I'll Literally Die if I don't indulge said craving #I do have Kristin's cookie recipe (it's a banger) but these look more my speed #I also just like collecting recipes then mashing things together to see what works best #I hate sweets but I love cooking and baking. It's a struggle #Especially since there's no one to share my sweets with anymore #:( #food talk

[butch-himbo-king]

besties i am worrying that my mental health is rapidly deteriorating due to repeated brain injuries 🤪🤪🤪

#personal #realizing more and more things that i’ve been doing recently that are No Bueno and i’m starting to actually get a lil worried lol #like movie montage of elderly person coming to the realization they shouldn’t be living alone anymore type shit #i’ve forgotten to turn off the stove twice this week #like just up and walked away from it as soon as i was done cooking #i’ll set up a load of laundry in the washer and put everything in and get it all ready then just walk away without actually turning it on #turned the shower on yesterday to take a quick one and then two hours later realized the water was still running and i had never gotten in i #that’s all i’m simply losing it and falling apart LOL #but at least i stay sexy 😌

[villa-kulla]

mini laloward concept: howard affectionately calling lalo “mi bandido”. bonus points if it’s while pulling him in closer by the bandana, smiling against his lips. 

#that's all #laloward #in some 'howard completes his corruption arc' AU where he's lalo's right hand man #aka the one in my head lol #but yeah #lalo comes home from a hard day's work of glamorous swashbuckling banditry #hair flying and smiling pulling down the bandana like a goddamn train robber #and howard looks up from where he's cooking the books and positively /melts/ #anyways happy sunday i worked 7 hours have a few lines of self indulgence #'have a few lines of self-indulgence' is also what lalo says convincing howard to do coke with him #not because he's THAT into it. the best cartel bosses are the ones that don't get hooked. but it's fun sometimes #especially in bed when sprinkled across your boyfriend's chest muscles #which lalo does to howard but then pauses and howard's like what are you waiting for #and lalo's teases him like 'nothing i just can't find the lines against your skin anymore' #and lalo kisses him before howard can protest he's been tanning a lot since they got to mexico thank you very much #which he HAS but lalo can't tell him that because then howard will stop sunbathing by their pool so much #and lalo's no fool #aaaaaanyways. post SYS? sure.