#but he's a bastard

[backpackingspace]

Okay listen obi wan is a complete and utter bastard to his childhood friends

#Star wars #obi wan kenobi #The man is always a bastard #But he would sell any of his childhood friends for 3 chips and a nap #This is based solely on the scene were obi wan is just like no no luminara you don't mind if we just watch while you're experimented on #Oh you do? #Sorry I can't hear you #And when quin was hanging off a cliff and obi wan was like I've never liked you #Like don't get me wrong he loves his friends #But he's a bastard

[notherpuppet]

Human AU Vox

#he is such a glorious bastard #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #Vox #alastor #staticradio #human AU #my doods #human vox #human alastor

[egophiliac]

You can’t pick Lilia for this. But who is your other favorite short character in Twst?

I like the angry little king boy 🌹

#art #twisted wonderland #sorry epel and ortho i like you guys a lot too! #oh and grim i guess #wait how many other shorties are there in twst #anyway i have a lot of affection for episode 1 and for riddle's character arc #he is a terrible little bastard who is trying very hard to be a slightly less terrible little bastard #and i have feelings about his friendships with trey and cater and che'nya especially! #and how that relates to his upbringing and his dumpster fire of a mom and uhhhhhh you know. everything. #i don't know how to do the words about all the thoughts i have on fictional characters #me waving my hands frantically in the air: it's about LOVE and wanting to be LOVED this is what twst is ABOUT -- #(i am dragged bodily offstage by my collar)

[splonkblonk]

he is the embodiment of evil, he has and will cause so many problems, he is the bastard to triumph all bastards, he is...

just a little guy

#cat #little fucker #i love him dearly #but he's a bastard

[esaari]

just Creed things

#oc #creed #this picture sounds like “last legal drug” by korn because thats what ive been listening to #yes i may have cropped some of the original image #my mental health is in free fall but hey at least my son is cute #he sure is ready to make some more bastards!!!!!!! #i wrote the song name wrong at first lmfao ...... no one saw that

[probablybadrpgideas]

Hang on

Humans and other "good" species (dwarves, elves, halflings, etc) are usually diurnal- we're active during the day.

As such, we associate the light with "goodness", and thus refer to good things with terminology referencing light, the sun, and so forth.

Orcs, goblins, trolls, etc follow "dark lords" and "dark religions", they live in "dark kingdoms" and join "the forces of darkness".

They're also usually nocturnal.

I'm starting to see where the cultural confusion may have come from here.

#One day the Orcs talk about how the dark lord has turned to the light #meaning of course he's a total bastard now

[sagittlumni]

Um...No. I have no idea how to explain myself tbh. That deadbeat is just occupying my mind rent free.

#i'm such a liar #Had a stroke while “drawing” that “desk” #Just don't stare for too long #why bunny #why brain #twisted wonderland #twst #dire crowley #twst crowley #digital art #art #digital illustration #bastard #someone help #he angry #hehe i wonder why

[lineffability]

sometimes I see people calling Aziraphale selfish in an accusatory way, as if it's a flaw that needs to be smoothed out, as if it isn't a trait that is at once defiant and emancipating, as if his selfishness isn't mostly wielded in an empowering and kind way, as if it's categorically bad to want things for yourself, to enjoy them, to have and keep them, as if selfish isn't the most revolutionary thing an angel can be

#good omens #aziraphale #my omens #it's one of my favorite things about him!!!! #don't you like your characters wonderfully complex and contradictory and pure of intention but not pure in execution???? #also crowley loves that he's selfish! look at his angel go sucking the marrow out of life #and being a bastard (worth knowing) #not to say that this trait can not also be negative (obviously) #and impact both az and crowley negatively #but so can many of their traits....mutually... #it's never stopped them from loving each other and neither should it stop you

[elevencllara]

i’d like to personally thank boyd holbrook for how slutty his performance as the corinthian is. the director said “one more!” but he heard “more whore” and went with it.

#the sandman #sandman #the corinthian #boyd holbrook #that’s my bastard babygirl #like why is he pouting like that wHAT IS THE REASON #im obsessed

[kiss-my-asymptote]

I’m fucking dying Astarion’s early party banter is him just flirting with all the companions and striking out; none of them are having it. When he comes on to Tav at the party, not only is he manipulating them, but they are literally his last choice. Not even plan b or c, Tav was plan ‘fuck it, I guess we’re doing this!’ and that clown still fell into his own pit trap.

#My roommate asked me why I romance him and like him so much #because all I tell her when we sit on the couch playing our respective games next to each other is what a snarky bastard he is #the answer is that he’s funny #my roomie said ‘i guess that’s fair. A guy can get away with manipulating me if he’s pretty and makes me laugh’ #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate tav #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion x tav

[ma-du]

#amaury guichon #chocolate guy #*clears throat* #*slams pots* #HE IS DOING IT AGAIN #with a fucking micro tree this time #someone stop him #supercompetent bastard (affectionate)

[oobbbear]

Dialogue assignment, audio from help wanted 2

#my art #animation #video #this is some self indulgent shit #fav character dialogue + fav oc #also hey I finally made a Dolus reference sheet #turn around sheet only happens when someone’s holding a knife to my neck #afterland postal #this hazbin hotel proportion little bastard #technically he was a sun okay #I dont see anything wrong with giving him the canon sun dialogue m

[bloodpen-to-paper]

Jungryeok being an extrovert is so funny to me because in the west there's a bit of a stereotype of Koreans being very shy and quiet (Acau and Tina sometimes fit this but I'd argue its cause of nervousness and them being put next to Latines who are literally Extrovert Supreme) and then here comes the new guy with a steel chair and a voice level that can rival Tubbo calling the creator of the server trash and doing kickflips with Baghera two minutes after meeting her

#he's perfect #liveblogging #mcyt #qsmp #jungryeok #compared to the west koreans can def seem more shy #but like every country not everyone is the same nor the stereotype #sincerely someone who grew up with korean friends that are some of the biggest bastards I know <3

[solargeist]

something dumb i thought abt bc i had no internet connection the other day

#my art #sketching #grian #inthelittlewood #taurtis #evo smp #the middle figure is Taurtis . bc he had the whole. downside up stuff. Ye #we have the watchers... the listeners... and the bastards who cannot even watch on 144p #me during mcc fr. cant even see the streamer's faces back then LOL

[bugonalog]

Absolutely obsessed with Jean specifically requesting to have to sign a contract saying he has to be nice in order to get himself to do it

#all for the game #the sunshine court #jean moreau #jeremy knox #he’s such a bastard I love him

[charl3ss]

Kaz and Inej obviously get married one day because she’s religious and Kaz wants the tax benefits + he wants to make her happy, and I just know when that day comes Kaz takes HER last name

#he’d still keep Brekker for business dealings but other than that it’s Ghafa baby! #I can’t see Inej changing her name (nor would Kaz want her to) and he doesn’t really have a name to claim #since he’s disavowed Rietveld and Brekker is the bastard of the barrel all the way through #but Ghafa……. #six of crows #betsey rambles #kanej