#but go off ig

[amethystsoda]

“Laios and Falin being engaged at 10 years old is just the archaic age system!!!! it’s not why he was mad at his father :(((“

Girl!!! I don’t think it helped!!!

#it was also the abandonment and the shipping off of falin at the drop of the hat and making him go into the military #but go off ig #had someone make a dumb tiktok comment 🙄 #dunmeshi

[liverpool-enjoyer]

footballers reacting to their friends/partners being hurt

but like emotionally this time. requested by my friend @liverpoolfanfiction ty for the request lynn <3

leo: hes rlly a sweet guy. his priority is making sure ney feels better rather than enacting revenge on whoever did this. he isnt that great with words, so he helps out by getting ney his favorite ice cream and watching his favorite movie with him :))

ney: he probly doesnt even notice leos upset until its been a while. not cause hes cold or inconsiderate or anything; leo jus does a good job of hiding it. he'd immediately find whoever made leo like this, n he wouldnt get violent but ney would be mcMAD.

alisson: he also takes the comfort route. hed probly give one HELL of a pep talk. he'd hype his friend/partner UP, telling them that whoever hurt them isnt worth their time.

luka: honestly the poor dude doesnt know what to do. like as kind as he naturally is, seeing sergio genuinely hurt and affected by someones actions jus has him like "uhhhhhh"

luis: look you know hes protective of his friends. someone hurting one of em is very unlikely to even happen in the first place. if someone did hurt his friend, he'd probly blame himself n feel rlly guilty. poor guy.

trent: he gets a lil too rowdy. liverpool has a RLLY tight knit family dynamic, everyone of trents teammates is one of his own. yeah hed start getting physical even if the situation,,, doesnt rlly call for it.

sergio: goes apeshit.

gavi: finds out who hurt his friend/partner n blasts them on twitter.

mbappe: tells his friend to "get good" cause he thinks its genuinely good advice.

klopp: oh this persons ass is getting the lecuture of ALL lectures. jus think of every time your parents lectured you so hard you wanted to die, thats what this poor soul is getting.

#'goes apeshit' can describe anything sergio does #but go off ig #ty for the request! #leo messi #neymar #neymessi #alisson becker #luka modric #luis suarez #trent alexander arnold #liverpool fc #lfc #liverpool #sergio ramos #modramos #gavi #jurgen klopp #kylian mbappe

[3rd-try]

wild logging in to tumblr and seeing everyone becoming experts on a hacktivist group I’ve written grad school papers about

#most the the takes are slightly off #but go off ig #is this how oceanographers felt during oceangate? or meteorologists felt during the canadian smoke incident? #ao3

[posallys]

No but i did a total double take when I heard OLIVIA RODRIGO of all people what even?? We'd better at least get some Taylor Swift if Olivia is there lol

i was Shocked and not in a good way

#i was like 'what the fuck is going on here' #but go off ig #taylor answers #ask tag #anon

[hauntedadagium]

Spicy take

I know it's fiction but ships I can't stand include:

shipping an adult character with a minor

shipping characters who are related

#incest aint my thing guys #neither are KIDS #but go off ig #im just not a shipper

[bitter-sweet-coffee]

before you make fun of the french for eating snails because “it’s gross” in your post about racism, maybe know a bit of food history. long before the escargot dishes we’re familiar with, people from all over the world (the middle east, north africa, asia, south america, etc…) ALSO ate snails lol. lots of people have eaten weird gross things before your monoculture “white people from europe” did, so you’re actually firing at the people you’re supposedly defending while making a fool of yourself

#vent post #once again do not reblog unless you’re going to be real polite about it #you literally don’t even need to be well versed on food history it’s literally on wikipedia #but go off ig

[thegroundsofbrooklyn]

if i had a nickel for every time a musical rhymed 'drag' with 'body bag' i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

#talking about hairspray and bmc #like. it's such an obscure rhyme #but go off ig #hairspray #be more chill

[princemick]

Why is nobody online? I’m busy leaving bad reviews on my dads work because he was fired for accidentally cutting a bit of his finger off.

yall live the strangest lives fr

#but go off ig #kyle.answers

[sirstraws]

people calling strade babygirl has got to be the funniest thing in the world to me

#i see ppl call him that like #no actually he would gut you alive and tear your flesh away with his teeth #he is so greasy and gross #the furthest thing from babygirl possible #but go off ig #he can be ur babygirl lmao #straws says stuff #btd #btd strade #strade

[saetoru]

one thing i will never understand is why ppl will post official art with their url as a watermark 😭

#𑁍 — tee talks. #bae #you didn’t draw it 😭 #all u did was save it to ur camera roll #and crop it into a square 😭 #but go off ig

[hello7soone]

lord i hate twitter

#average twitter user when they discover not everyone has the same experience as they do: 😨 #like how do you call an actual arab racist just because i said not all arabs are dark skinned #someone even called me white because they went and saw my insta pfp 💀 #literally proving my point of not all arabs are dark skinned with stereotypical features #but go off ig #like according to them my pale mother with blonde hair and green eyes isn't arab #nor my tall blond green eyed brother 🤩 #holy shit like i've seen more pale arabs in my entire life than i've seen dark skinned what are they on about #and like nothing wrong with being dark skinned #it's just they're a very small percentage of the population #the fact they're arguing about ethnicities i'm from and have lived with my entire life is INSANE #anyways twitter sucks #7soone.rants

[heyitsphoenixx]

thanks. I have no idea what you’re talking about

#I just know it’s wrong bc I don’t use hate speech #but go off ig

[kisari-vibes]

2 bros chilling in a hot tub right across each other in the county cold of Alberta in a small tin hot tub lit by a fire while wearing cowboy hats with your horses on the side.

Honestly, a flex tbh.

#wackest ad ive ever seen Canada #but go off ig #ohhh Alberta #air canada #travel Alberta #what is this possibly trying to say about alberta? #please visit us! we have cold gay cowboys!

[judeswhore]

Like the other anon said about denise and mark “it only matters that they love each other” than that would be also acceptable with jude and an older woman if they love each other 🥰

a 19 year old and a 28 year old.. okay

#not using his family as a justification😭😭 #be so fr #as a 20 year old #i wld find it very odd to be with a 28/29 year old rn #bc we r literally in completely different stages #but go off ig

[queenlua]

"Wolfe shows that the world"s post-war consensus had successfully routed the United States towards a gynocratic Global American Empire (GAE)"

... gynocratic? really now

#seems like there are less weird ways to tell people you're still pissed about women's rights #but go off ig

[kittyphoenix12-xx]

#ummm #i think you misunderstood my post #and mason's hatred for jason #but go off ig #eddie stans smh