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monkeebratz · 5 years

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Bio!Dad Bruce Wayne AU - Super Meet

SO we have two ways that the Parisian Super Squad meets the Batfam.

The first, which I’m only writing down because I cannot forget about it, and its hilarious is: the Super Squad gets to Gotham, gets Mari’s texts, gets to their hotel room, throws their stuff in, transforms, and starts running around looking for her. They find her walking around the fashion district with the Wayne’s. Adrien, as Chat Noir, spies Marinette first. And, in typical fashion, acts first and thinks later.

So basically the Wayne’s watch a young, blonde, male version of catwoman throw an incredibly expandable baton between them and Mari, jump down, pick her up. Say “Bonjour. Au revoir.” And then make his expandable baton extend again and carry the now screeching Marinette to the top of the building where the rest of the Super Squad is waiting. Luka is going to strangle him. Holy shit. Chat Noir? More like Chat NO-ir!

The Batfam, of course, suits up and starts chasing after them. In full daylight. (These are the perfect opportunity for “Only in Gotham tweets” tbh) They catch up to Marinette berating all of them in incredibly loud and frantic French. As Multimouse. Going on about how irresponsible it was to leave Paris unprotected! Yes she knows Hawkmoth was defeated but it is the principle of the matter!! And they left BEFORE she told them about what happened with her bio!family and Batman! ALSO THEY KIDNAPPED HER IN BROAD ASS FUCKING DAYLIGHT IT DOESN’T MATTER IF THIS IS GOTHAM YOU SHUT YOUR TRAP CHAT!

The whole squad looks so defeated but then Mari starts crying and throws herself into Chat’s arms going on about how good it is to see them and she’s so happy they’re here and they’re so so stupid! And then its a hug pile. Big hug pile. The Batfam looks on in utter confusion bc, again, only like. Two of them know French. Then Batman coughs and they all look up and just. Don’t move. Maybe if they don’t move he won’t see them.

“... I need to be taking Miss Dupain-Cheng back to her family, now.”

“But-!” WHACK (why yes that’s the sound of Marinette kicking at them all)

“You kidnapped a girl in front of her family with no warning, in a very dangerous city. I’m sure her family would like the reassurance that she’s safe.”

So Batman and the Robins take Marinette back to Wayne Manor and Alfred clings to her (like he totally didn’t put everything together already they’re all so obvious). And then the Batfam, minus costume, comes barreling down the stairs and they all tackle Marinette and its another hug pile. Bc holy shit Mari why did you get kidnapped by your so called friends? Oh, they’re stupid? Can relate.

And then. Of course. Guess who shows up at the door. Just peeks their heads in, detransformed of course. “Uh, hi? We’re friends of Marinette? We’re here to visit her?”

Bruce is shrieking like WHY. WHY IS THIS SHIT GENETIC?! Internally. Can’t spill the beans QUITE yet.

Anyway, INTRODUCTIONS GALOR, YADA YADA, Dick and Adrien get along so well. Too well. Kagami and Damien also get along well too (they’re both ready to stab a bitch, don’t test them). Luka is too chill NOT to get along with anyone, unless they insult his friends and partners. Chloe is ready to throw down but also holy shit that’s Bruce fucking Wayne? Damn, Mari. DAMN. Already on social media about this.

(Also listen, I am shipping trash so I’m going to be vague as hell with things but in my brain this will be a poly!partners au so the Super Squad is just dating each other. But for the sake of everyone they could also just be really good/close friends, as they’ll be sharing rooms and be very touchy feeling and such. Its up to you. But just know, I’m just. Like this.)

So it basically just devolves into story sharing and puppy piles and the Wayne’s all looking at the Super Squad with side eyes bc HM. HOW FAMILY. ALSO STOP TOUCHING THE BABY! NO CORRUPTING THE BABY!! THAT’S OURS!!!

WE SAW HER FIRST SO FUCK YOU!

I’M LITERALLY? HER FATHER? FUCK? YOU? YOU CATWOMAN KNOCK OFF???

This is all happening with their eyes btw

And of course. The whole squad follows Marinette out as Multimouse to go meet batman, who Bruce told her had something to talk with her about. And she kinda cries bc SHE’S GOING TO GET KICKED OUT OF THE CITY BC OF HER IDIOTS!

Its not, its the Batfam taking the Super Squad to the Justice League tower. They weren’t expecting so many people but its fine. They’ll make it work.

Because Bruce had called the Justice League for an emergency meeting that night with the tone of voice that clearly said anybody who didn’t show up would have a bat hunting them down and shoving his foot up their ass so far they’ll taste patented leather for the rest of their life. They’ve almost never seen him so angry? And he’s bringing guests? What? The fuck??

Multimouse Marinette gets briefed that, as the current Guardian of the Miraculous, and a hero of Paris, she’ll be there to get a formal apology and an explanation about why a bunch of teenagers had to fight an emotionally manipulative super villain by themselves. Chat Noir is maybe hiding behind the rest of the Miraculous Crew and they’re only kinda notice but don’t think much of it tbh. Adrien does NOT want to be the one to explain that his FATHER was said super villain. save him.

Btw the whole group is having mixed reactions to the idea of meeting the Justice League. Adrien wants to run away but he also doesn’t care? Like. They’re all superhero’s, he gets that they can’t always help, but also. Fuck. He loves being a superhero but having someone with actual experience might have saved them all a lot of heartache. Chloe, meanwhile, doesn’t give a sINGLE SHIT about the JL. Fuck them. Fuck them so hard, so assholes ignored them and they’re going to be high and mighty. She may be a better person now but she will not put up with their nonsense. Not now. Not ever. Fight her. Luka is that sort of calm angry? He’s pissed that they brushed them off but since everything’s over there’s no point in holding onto his anger. There may or may not be a lot of meditating in the Bat Plane on the way there so he doesn’t use his lyre like a fucking BOOMERANG AGAIN and smack them all upside the head with it. Kagami doesn’t care? She’ll threaten them to the ends of the earth should they ever blow off such messages again, but she also just. Has very little emotional investment in them otherwise.

Marinette, of course, is freaking out and pacing and trying to channel her inner ladybug and screaming internally bc why. WHY. She’s angry but she also understands, but she’s still so stressed. just. please. Tiny squeaks.

And okay, they get there, and Batman comes in with ALL the Robins AND all these new kids?

Flash: I’m sorry, you called an emergency meeting because of your extended family?

Diana: HUSH

Because Diana, of course, recognizes them what and who they are. And is screaming bc holy shit? The Miraculous Holders are active again? Do they need their help? Where is Ladybug? Who is the Guardian? She just has. so. many. questions.

And Captain Marvel/Shazam (seriously wtf IS HIS NAME) is fangirling HARD. Because that’s the Miraculous Holders! The ORIGINAL magic users! SEVERAL of his people (Hercules/etc) were Miraculous holders on top of Shazam and HOOOLLLY SHIT THEY’RE HERE! IN FRONT OF HIM! HOLY SHIT!!!

Superman, Green Arrow, and several others are sweating bc uh. UH. OH SHIT THOSE MESSAGES WERE REAL?

Yes. They were real. And now they have Batman in full dad mode demanding an explanation. Several people (Superman, other mutation/alien esc powers) claim they went to Paris to check on the damage but they couldn’t find any, OR the supposed supers of villain.

Multimouse steps forward and starts explains how the Ladybug powers work and if they had bothered to contact them beyond telling them this wasn’t a line of communication to be used for PRANKS, they would know better. Diana chimes in with how she was helped created BY the Ladybug miraculous, etc, why did nobody ask her about this? Hell, why did nobody ask their resident magic user, Captain Marvel/Shazam???

Green Lantern: No offense, but doesn’t this all seem a little far fetched?

Chloe: ... Bitch, you have an alien ring that gives you powers. Shut the fuck up.

So there’s some arguing, back and forth, and Bruce looses his temper a little bit. Smacks his hand HARD on the table. “Enough. It is your job to investigate. It is not your job to leave the saving of an entire city to my fucking daughter, who was barely thirteen at the time this all started. As far as I’m concerned, this can never, ever, happen again. Wonder Woman, Captain, I assume you’d be willing to go through our notifications for any discrepancies?”

And there’s a huge moment of silence. Everyone’s staring at him. Multimouse squeaks. Red Hood just. “Good going, Bats. Real smooth.”

Chat: OH MY GOD YOUR DAD IS BATMAN? WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING, WHY- HOOOOO OH MY GOD YOUR DAD! BATMAN! IS DAD! YOUR DAD WHO IS ALSO-!

Viperion is making wheezing noises and covers Chat’s mouth and then there’s even more yelling and arguing and finger pointing, and Bruce wants a drink. And a nap. In whatever order he can get them.

Basically he gets Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel/Shazam to agree to looking through messages but also gets the hell out of dodge.

Next in, the reactions to all this tomfoolery. Also apparently superhero-ism is now genetic.

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toughguywithbossygirlfriend · 6 years

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Athena coming to make Diana the new Goddess of Truth or to make her see it ?

I recently watched the episode of Justice League Action “Troubles with Truth” and It had thinking about how much the Gods of Olympus seemed to root for WonderBat. XD

Honestly I didn’t really want to watch the show cause I learned Wondy and Supes were dating in it ... and I was like : “Please, not that again !” ... later I learned Supes was flirting with Lois and I thought : “OK maybe they got smarter and I should give it a chance ... sometime”. One day, one of my kids was watching this episode and after getting a glimpse of some Athena/Bats interaction I knew I had to check it out. I replayed it and wasn’t disappointed.

The story was about HIVE master trying to detonate a cobalt bomb to erase Metropolis. while Wondy, Green Arrow and Bats where searching for it in the watchtower, Superman appears on the screen and asks about the threat to his Town. Diana sharply shuts him down, ordering him to stay focused on New Genesis ...

(All the following pictures of DC Comics’s Characters are extracted from the episode “Justice League Action : Troubles with Truth”)

Suddenly, Athena appears with her Owl Boubo. Diana recognizes her and pays her respect immediately. A clueless Ollie asks Batman who that my be. Of course Bats has already a file on her and shares part of it to Ollie : “Goddess of Wisdom, Strategy, Victory, and half a dozen other things”, than turns his back and returns to work as if it wasn’t relevant... ignoring completely the Goddess. Considering Batman is a master of “strategy” ending up every time in the “victory” of the JL you start to get a link between himself and Athena... not only between Diana and Athena ;)

Diana then stand up and uses a reverent language to ask Athena why she came to the Wathchtower. Obviously, Athena misunderstood Diana and starts a rant about how Diana could change her hair and spruce up a bit... Girl talk.

Not even looking around, an annoyed Batman feels the need to make the translation of Diana’s question : “She means : Why are you here ?” ... After everyone stares at him shortly, Athena rather dramatically explains Diana that she is asked to become the new “Goddess of truth”.

Understanding that this means she has to leave earth and her Friends forever, she turns around looking at them. If you look at it carefully you see that she doesn’t look up to her “Boyfriend” still on the screen. This was made on purpose if not for WonderBat at least because of the funny effect at the end of the Watchtower scene. Diana only looks silently at the men (Ok, maybe only at one specifically, I let you guess who). Speaking of the men, Athena’s revelation seemed to be more than enough to attract Batman’s attention and he faces them. He doesn’t like it one bit and narrows his eyes into slits to make it clear. After another long sad look from Diana, thinking about what she will loose, she turns around and accepts the decision of the Gods but wants to stop HIVE master first.

The way Athena accepts so easily and how she seems to annoy or look at Batman with those half closed mischievous eyes makes you think she has at least a second agenda.

The funny but telling scene at the end of that part shows Superman still on the screen looking at a now empty monitor womb, in a “Hello ? Guys ? I’m still here ... hello ?” kind of way. Everyone completely ignored him since the moment of Athena’s arrival, but he witnessed every bit of it of course. Including Diana’s reaction, or rather lack of... No “Oh Kal I am so sorry we will never see us again”, No “My heart will still be with you”... not even a glance ... aside from the sad ones she offered Bruce ... err, I mean of course Bruce and Ollie ... but I don’t think Superman is that naive ... maybe that’s the reason why he flirts with Lois later this season...

All 4 jump into some Javelin and Athena takes the front seat next to Batman leaving the back seats to Diana and Ollie.it doesn't take long for Athena to invade Batman’s personal space ... asking him if he knows how to fly this thing as if she was ignoring who was in front of her .. That’s already enough for Bruce, he makes an angry face, looks at her but she just ignores the Batglare, he thinks about his options and considers for a moment pushing the "Eject” button (I was dead from laughing!).

He surely regretted that he didn’t conceive the aircraft like a James Bond car (can usually eject the passenger seat alone). So he asks her with the same mischief to get out and fly along the vehicle... the looks of Athena to Batman are really provocative, mischievous, I’d say even seductive .. there is no way she doesn’t know exactly who she talks to... She answers smiling with a “Not all Gods can fly ...”

Then she drops the Bomb : “...like not all Super Heroes can fly, right Batman?”. Now he knows for sure that this whole thing was intentional provocation because she knows who he is and what he can do ... the angry face just gets a lot worse ... And the reaction of Diana in the Background is absolutely precious. Until that moment she was looking out of the window, surely considering her future life as a God and listening absentmindedly but her inner “Bat alarm” rang a bell as soon as she heard Athena’s sentence. Ollie’s comment to Diana : ”I swear I can almost hear his blood pressure rising !” is priceless. Diana thinks about the situation and says : “the Gods test us in many ways ...”.

That may be right ... but who exactly are they Testing ?... Diana ? or Bruce ? ... maybe both ? ... Diana already got “the job” so there is no need “testing” her, but what’s the need for Diana’s pantheon to “test” Batman ?...

I don’t know if Athena really can’t fly but after their aircraft got shot down and Batman had to Eject them all for real .. Athena, Green Arrow and Batman are gliding down with their parachutes while Diana tries to save some lives. Athena drops in a free fall after her parachute got cut off thru some hostile shots. Batman instantly pulls off his own parachute and dives after her to save Athena. in the last moment he catches her Bridal style and uses his batwinged cape to glide them to the shore ... but not without hitting the water several times and landing them both unceremoniously but safe on the docks. Of course Athena cannot help it : “That wasn’t a very dignified landing !” but that despisefull comment from a Goddess won’t frighten the Dark Knight : “Next Time I let you swim !” ... Is she trying to Test if his he can put up with a family of male hating Amazons ??.

While Bats saved her Goddess, Diana was busy saving people at the docks. She shows off what a Hero and a leader she is, how she inspires others. At a distance Bats and Athena just stare in awe at the Princess’s overall prowess's.

Finally arriving at HIVE master’s hiding location they search for him and Athena tries to attract their attention to the entrance. Batman is elsewhere and neither Diana nor Ollie get the hint. Athena tries it again more Obviously but nothing ! Batman coming from their Background just knows : “Its Underground” ... You get the feeling that to get together all of Athena’s perks, you need both Bruce and Diana. Alone they are Good, both of them, ...but together they match easily a God.

Other sweet little detail : While they load the remaining soldiers onto the escape vehicle. Diana carries the last one when Bruce appears at the door and takes the package from her ... even if she can carry much more weight then him he is always the gentleman ... at least with Diana, because neither Athena nor Ollie got that lucky.

In the end, Athena praises once again her Champion, at the same time she gets incredibly cozy with Bats in front of Diana, (leaning her elbow on Batman’s shoulder and he doesn’t even react!!) ... Kind of sending a message to Diana ? ... something like “Hey Girl, see that Guy ? ... that’s the one we want to see coming with you, next time you come to Olympus.. got it ?”.

After telling Diana she “belongs here” and how proud she is of her, she leaves but not without another seductive look at Batman and a “See ya later, Grumpy...”. Kind of “sooner or later Diana will get you and drag you to mount Olympus ! don’t even try to resist...”. Doing a last pirouette for the Bat, she nearly bumps into Green Arrow still trying to get a job as a God himself...

Athena definitively doesn’t send the same messages to Bruce and to Ollie.

The episode is absolutely delicious and totally worth its title: “Trouble with Truth” but It surely has more than one layer of troubled truths... and the “Goddess of Truth” job seems more like a set up to interact with Diana AND Bruce ... Ollie being the thing you drag with you because you cannot shake it off.

Now I Need to see the rest of the serie...

#wonderbat #wonder woman #Diana Prince #batman #bruce wayne

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