#but also eat my entire ass

[priestofchaos]

gotta love how all debt solutions are literally just: get unpoor idiot

#Like gee thanks I never thought of that #but also eat my entire ass #I'm so tired #vent #disregard #I hate being poor #considered making a donate post but my hopes are literally rock bottom right now x.x

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

of course my Welcome Home oc was gonna be a dragon. big ol plush dragon. Derry my beloved <3

#no idea what their 'role' is yet #all i know is they live in a cave in the forest and hoard things. and also Will Happily Eat Anything #also they're so so sleepy. all the time. #and theyre Big. theyre a Big guy bc dragons are Big #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #welcome home oc #GETTING THE COLORS TO MY LIKING WAS HELL ON EARTH #character design is a pain in my Ass #and im not entirely happy with the shirt/socks #i want to change the socks.... #the only thing im worse at than character design is Outfit Design #my brain is not wired for fashion #im living proof of that #BUT YEAH THIS IS DERRY AND I LOVE THEM. #i was gonna put them in the fuckin. welcome home intro template #But They Didnt Fit. also i dont have much to say about them yet

[saionjeans]

i love how wakaba/saionji is normie4freak except you wouldn't ever expect which is which

#u #wakaba #saionji #the most freakish thing saionji did is plan to eat like 20 eggs he found off the ground. #which is insane but also lowkey average teenage boy behavior #meanwhile wakaba is so cute and innocent but lately she has a felt a darkness growing within her thanks for asking #such as the desire to lock her crush in her room and keep him like a pet.... which is totally normal . every girl's fantasy #like he's not even a housewife . he's her dog #touga/saionji is also normie4freak ofc. #he literally just needs to meet another normie but unfortunately the only other normie he knows is also being driven insane in the labyrint #(nanami) #and utena too i guess but she hates his ass . #sorry idk why im thinking so much abt saionji #despite my spending this entire post insisting that hes a normie #it in indeed because he is a little freak ... so.

[scandals-r-us]

You know how it is with sandia

#miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #my art #across the spiderverse #atsv fanart #spider man: across the spider verse #spiderman #atsv #gabriel o'hara #someone suggested a silly lighthearted doodle of migs just going absolutly wild on some fruit over the sink like an animal #and gabri thinking he had just witnessed this man gone savage #so ill meet u in the middle anon. what if it was silly #sandia before bros #but also the image of spiderman eating and entire ass melon while swinging around #is the real.reason to fear this man

[genericaces]

hey i made a little edit about angel, spike and the fanged four, and the violent cycle of vampire siring. featuring homoerotic beatdowns and the search for original sin, if that's your thing

#anyone who makes video edits has my utmost respect bc despite what i tell employers i am not cut out for detail-oriented work #also ats resolution can eat my entire ass #angel #angel the series #ats #buffy the vampire slayer #btvs

[kenobihater]

you ever write up a combination of words you're really proud of at the time bc you think it's vivid but it's actually so atrocious that you remember it eight years later bc it's burned itself into your long-term memory? just me?

#i'm literally laughing my entire ass off rn. i can't believe i found this fic i wrote at 15 and orphaned when i came to my senses abt both #my complete inability and total aversion to writing first person as well as the fact that the english language should never have been #subjected to its words being done dirty like this 😭 #also i straight up fucking LIED in the authors note??? i said i'd broken my knee as a kid which is categorically false. i fell down some #stairs and banged it up and it's a tiny bit weak ig but i didn't break it? all any teens born after y2k know is eat hot chip and lie... #still not over the first line... the flip flop bit i remembered but i'd COMPLETELY forgotten 'a shriek seeped out of my throat'. girl. what. #how does a shriek seep exactly? the world may never know... #and the use of 'groped' is also sending me 😭 AND 'crash bash whump thump' girlllll send help holy shit i can't stop coughing & laughing #the rest of the fic isn't quite this bad but it's very purple yet ineloquent and rough. it's a good reminder of how much i've improved and #honestly i'd rather read this utterly amature fic bc it's at least charming in its lack of skill rather than infuriating like some of my #oneshots that are still on my page bc they're more comprehensible but just bad enough to make me cringe. getting mad at this oneshot would #be like getting bad at a kid's stick figure drawing. like. it's just kinda cute to see someone starting out on their creative journey #my old sw oneshots on the other hand are like the awkward growing pains of puberty. you just can't help but wince at the reminder #this is okay to reblog btw bc it's objectively hilarious and i don't mind ppl finding humor in it #len speaks

[thewilddoghaunts]

"ThAt'S aSsOcIaTeD wItH fAkInG" By whom? Some 14 year old TikTok-er who thinks they invented dissociative disorders?

#The Boss #System #The Cypher Wheel #did #osdd #plurality #plural system #actually plural #multiplicity #mpd #tagging because people need to see this #9 times out of 10 fakeclaimers are some dumb teenager with zero psychology knowledge #they're also ableist fucks #eat my entire ass

[afniel]

Kinda getting exhausted of seeing funny posts ripping on the US for having nasty processed food. Like yeah girl go off, you caught us having a very high cost of living and a very low standard of living. Does that make you feel superior? Do you feel clever having a giggle at an entire country of people at the mercy of a few shitty billionaire corporations who just want to sell the cheapest possible corn-based cardboard to a captive audience who on the whole can barely afford to even put that much on the table? Is that what gets you off? 'Cause you sound like an asshole and maybe the humorous-to-you assumption that we just prefer poor quality food for some reason is kind of a dick move, jussayin'.

Also sorry not sorry but there's nothing inherently bad about USAmerican food as a general concept. A cheeseburger or a pizza with a variety of toppings, made with varied and decent quality fresh ingredients, is fucking delicious and actually a complete and reasonably balanced meal, die hangry about it ✌️

#there's A Type of person that I cannot fucking stand and they sure are coming out of the woodwork lately #I also don't want to hear anyone ripping on anyone else for their food either this is entirely all dick behavior #but for real the kind of person (always outside the US) who's so fucking smug about how our food is Bad and theirs is Good #they can eat my ENTIRE ass how's that for shitty food

[bimbobaggins69]

Dirty slut

…you rang?

#I don’t know if this was meant to be an insult #but like #those are fucking words #also eat my entire ass (:

[simcardiac-arrested]

Rikki cutscene?

phhhhhh my godd covering my mouth and giggling and kicking my legs and rolling around in bed and. rikki . she is everything to me. she’s like if a girl was sooo fail and had everything wrong ever. imagine masking your entire life and pretending that everything is okay. pretending you enjoy the golden child #lifestyle and that you’re actually really respectful and polite and considerate. But actually u are so full of anger. so full of rage and violence. but it’s ok really <3 you’ve been suppressing your emotions for decades and shelving away every problem ever but it’s fineeeeeee believe me it’s fine. it’s all good. yiu’re not even mad. it’s not avoidant and conflict averse behavior it’s just literally fine. also it’s less hassle if there’s no problems and everything’s gucci and no one’s mad (you are mad though. but like dont worry about it). it’s much less hassle to pretend like nothing has ever bothered you at all and to just nod along. you just don’t want trouble. you don’t want to get into trouble. you’re not honest, you might even push someone else under the bus if it helps you stay afloat. you’re only caring and considerate when it benefits you, you don’t actually know any of these people, you don’t actually respect any of them. it’s just easier to pretend like you do. and all you ever wanted was an escape, and you got it, and was it worth it? of course it was, you were doing the right thing, you were following your dreams and saving both him and you. he just didn’t understand—he’s your little brother, of course he didn’t understand. he never even cared, did he? or, wait, you shouldnt badmouth the dead—except of course he’s not dead, everything is fine, he’s just been missing for what, 7 years? but it’s fine. if you acknowledge something bad might have happened to him all those two decades of repressed feelings might just drown you for good. he’s fine. and then it turns out he really is fine. he’s just alive, and—oh. he hates you. he thinks you didn’t care. he thinks you abandoned him (he thinks you hated him). but what else were you supposed to do? you were just trying to save you both, to do the right thing. you wanted a better life. it’s not your fault that you lied, you were just trying to avoid pointless conflict—it’s less hassle that way. but of course he still got mad, because he’s him, and he only ever thinks about himself. and now he thinks you didn’t care. ridiculous. maybe he didn’t care when he tried to talk you out of following your dreams. maybe he didn’t care when he didn’t even leave a note, any sort of explanation. maybe he didn’t care when he said you didn’t care! because that’s so stupid, of course you cared, all you ever cared about was him. see, you did the right thing. you simply knew better. he doesn’t understand. nobody does (nobody ever understood how hard it’s been being the perfect one). but it’s okay. everything’s fine. you guys aren’t even fighting. you’re not even mad! everything’s good. it’s all okay. sure, your brother takes any chance he gets to antagonize you and act like the only victim on planet earth, but really, it’s all good. because you’re so polite. and you’re so respectful, and so considerate, so calm, so rational, so obedient, so perfect. nothing could ever get under your skin (except everything). nothing could ever make you mad (except everyone). and surely nothing could ever make you blow up, make the dam inside you finally burst, make all your anger and grief and every bad emotion under the sun known.

(…except him.)

#hi. rikki and william are so normal. come closer #he MADDDD he thought growing up in an abusive household was for ONE DAY ONLY ! and that it would make u NORMAL ! and make u normal about #conflict and emotions and relationships and such #god. i made rikki sound evil in this and like a total asshole . and lisyen. he was kind of an ass for (gestures vaguely) lying to his #brother and then abandoning him. but william was also an asshole for shitting on rikki’s one(1) singular dream of his entire life #and for not supporting him when he needed it the most. will kind of sucked for that im ngl #and really he could’ve left a note if he was gonna just run away from home #AUEHHH. me when im in a fucked up siblings competition. Rotating them in my head #two people who thinks the other abandoned them and hates them and never cared for them #but they couldn’t be further from the truth #imma start eating metal #cramswering

[sleep-nurse]

that purple salad didn't turn me into vflower but rather gave me a never ending stomachache and go to the bathroom 84684 times

#sunflower rambles #i think it's because i ate too much of it #my body Hates when i eat too much food #my entire digestive system sucks ass #stomach and intestines but also esophagus because of gerd #amazing

[lilydvoratrelundar]

Yall ever meet someone who is very clearly autistic and obviously knows about how The Autism functions because they have an autistic kid or two but like. You have no idea if they're at all aware of their own autism. This post is about both of my parents and also my gcse english teacher

#God my parents get into the most autistic ass arguments its so funny. Theyre not fighting they just disagree and forcefully repeat #Their own opinion and endlessly clarify what they mean in increasingly frustrated terms #And im also sat at the dinner table like i know you'll be fine but this is absolutely nothing. There id no argument here. #Its so funny sometimes. Im especially thinking about the time my mum came downstairs and said something like oh im so hungry #And my dad was like ok what do u want for dinner and started cooking dinner #And then we had dinner at like half 6 (early for us) and my mum was like why are we eating so early #And my dad and i were both like. You said u were really hungry??? #And then the entire meal was them slightly frustratedly talking past each other about what they actually meant #lily dot tee ex tee #autism moments

[gender-euphowrya]

the absolute vicious shit people think they have to say whenever the topic of 'picky eaters' comes up ESPECIALLY when it's about children is just sickening

#post : my child doesn't like carrots so I #rando : WELL I WOULD JUST *describes a thousand different ways to abuse a child* AND IM THE NORMAL ONE HERE #adult : i can't eat fish because #rando : LMAO GROW UP WHAT ARE YOU 5 FUCKING IDIOT LOL JUST STARVE FISH HAS GOOD VITAMINS JUST KYS #have y'all tried not being dicks about other people's diets ffs #especially when it's like. a video showing how a parent is successfully introducing new foods to their picky kid #like Oh they only like cheese crackers so i'm gradually nudging them towards grilled cheese sandwiches with these steps #and then hopefully use the grilled cheese as a base to introduce other types of sandwiches etc #and it's just. it works. it's respectful of the kid's boundaries. it's healthy. #and Still a thousand people just jump to say INSTEAD OF DOING THIS THING THAT WORKS TRY BEATING HIS ASS (WHICH WONT WORK) #so many people are fucking eager to tell you they Love violence against kids who have no way to defend themselves #that they're fucking sludgebrains who haven't come up with actual parenting techniques #so all they know is ''hit child'' or ''yell'' like a fucking level 1 pokémon #that they view the small young people they have agreed to take care of as dolls that must obey or get thrown against the wall in a tantrum #if your entire plans for parenting are ''i'm just gonna use violence until my human toything complies'' don't become a fucking parent #Anyway this was about picky eating and how people don't know how to mind their business about it #why are you so pressed about what someone else Doesn't put in their mouth. why are you so weird #humans come with a variety of tastes in anything from fashion to colors to home decor to favorite animal #and you can't fucking fathom that they'll also Not all want or like to eat the same things ? fucking cringe

[pelipper]

I really need to stop gaslighting myself 😩

#i'm not just a clown i'm the entire circus #video games #gaming #clown makeup #meme #dumb memes #i was actually writing the next chapter of my fanfiction last night but this scenario also happens more frequently than i'd like to admit #not my dumb ass up at 5 am googling if wolves eat venison #and they do just in case you were wondering #my edits #tw: clowns

[ohbeffinitely]

✨when you get this you have to put 5 songs you actually listen to, then tag 10 of your favorite followers beloved beauties who live in ur phone✨

and a most gracious thank you to @lisa-and-shadow for tagging me i love tag games aah

OKAY LET'S GO

Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen

Nightshade by Blood Orchid

Wolf Like Me by TV on the Radio

Obsession by Cold War Kids

(Coffee's for Closers) by Fall Out Boy

(links to spotify for y'all's listening pleasures)

Annnnnnnnd tagging @fucking-zawa-sensei, @white-lyrium, @fayeellesworld, @winding-maze, @ladyplantpots, @dj-siren, @twilight-vigdis, @xyriath, @onemaebee, annnnnnnd @mrfreezebug uwu 💖

#beth yells #tag game #okay i legit looked and dancing in the dark is on every single one of my spotify top songs for the last five years #i'm kinda proud of myself for being consistent #also that song strips me and eats my bones #this could have all been dad rock you know #i listen to a lot of steely dan apparently #god this made me miss the old days #entrenched in ocs and losing my grip on reality #thanks reality for coming back and eating my entire ass

[weed-cat]

sincerely and genuinely you guys are just Saying Stuff 😭😭

#yall learned the term social construct and havent shut the hell up since 🤣😭 #'that doesnt sound very punk to me!' eat my entire heavily medicated stoner ass dude #clearly you don't care but if you had bothered to do as little as read the wikipedia entry for the straight edge subculture #you would know that hardcore straight edge historically DOES actually disallow caffeine and medication. #and also casual sex and consumption of animal products. #straight edge is a reactionary subculture in the punk scene. it's a response to the hedonism that characterizes a lot of punk scenes. #i have issues with straight edge ideology too! #but you clearly are not actually familiar with that ideology and you're just reacting to like. patty walters on twitter or something #also while you didn't actually criticize straight edge ideology here you DID succeed in undermining people who choose to be sober #so that's cool of you. i bet people feel real safe with you at parties #this post has over 200 notes btw 😭