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cheemscakecat · 4 months

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Bucket Scene Analysis pt. 2

Now that I’ve talked about the rest of RED, I want to look at how the Bucket Scene affected Spy; because doing everyone’s wish meant more than his teammates realize.

First of all, he came up with the idea of writing down everyone’s last wish and then working as a team to fulfill them. Spy is usually cynical and tries not to show how much he cares about the rest of RED. Scout and Pauling are the exceptions because one is his son, and one is young, naive and hopelessly devoted to that old hag Helen. Pauling doesn’t usually get positive reenforcement for working so hard, but in the comics we get to see Spy complimenting her.

[WOW they made him pale] Anyways, gathering the last wishes is a sign that when it comes down to it, Spy cares about the rest of RED team, and he wants them to die feeling fulfilled instead of downtrodden.

It’s also important to remember that Scout knows they’re all going to die. Spy’s going out of his way to make the most of these last hours, and he’s assuming that Scout will do the same since dying changes things. And, as stated in Part one, Scout was equally upset when Medic announced that they had three days. That’s why Spy trusted his son to collect everyone’s last wish. Here’s what Spy said before his day was ruined with the prank cards:

”This is a bucket.[..] It contains the dying wish of every man here. […]Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches. We have seventy hours to live. For most men no time at all. We are not most men. We are mercenaries. We have the resources. The will. To make these hours count! The clock is ticking gentlemen. Let’s begin.”

This is in stark contrast to how BLU Spy talked to his teammates in Meet the Spy, especially Scout. RED is complimenting his team and trying to uplift them before they die, not talking down to them. Which leads me to believe that he’s being sincere, not trying to make himself look good before he dies. Unfortunately, Scout decided to prank him instead of helping with this, and we see his reaction in real time.

First card- Spy is disappointed that Scout drew a joke card instead of writing his last wish.

”I have something radiating off of me.”

“Yeah, those are stink lines. That’s why the car hit him. Cause he smells!” [Heavy smiles at Scout.]

Spy is visibly upset but decides to just read the next card, hoping it’s a real one even if Scout’s is not. But it’s another more offensive insult.

Third card is yet another insult, and he’s realized that there’s probably only one useful card in the bucket. Presumably it’ll say where the real wishes are, or be a gotcha for Scout to hand him the real cards. Spy is trying to just get through them and not react to the jokes so he can get back to the task at hand. But you can tell that it’s taking the wind out of his sails.

Four cards, there’s only one left after this. Three have been sexual, which is extremely awkward coming from his son whether he realizes or not. At least two teammates at the table know this.

Card five is not in fact real, and it’s the last straw because that means Scout didn’t bother to get the real dying wishes from anybody. So Spy outright asks the others as confirmation that they were never asked. If that’s the case then they’ve wasted time and they’re back at square one. But maybe somebody will side with him because they had their time wasted.

But they don’t, do they? They smile at Scout, which means nobody is going to chastise him for being so immature. Spy doesn’t even get a verbal reply or someone shaking their head “no”. This is how he realizes that nobody else cared about this in the first place, and he’s on his own. Even the two people that know his relation to Scout don’t come to his defense.

And now he’s demoralized. His last three days on earth, he wanted to help his team fulfill their dying wishes and die with some peace. But they didn’t reciprocate. And what’s worse, they didn’t just tell him no from the start; they gathered around and let him think they might care, then reacted with indifference. And approval of his son’s cruel prank.

Imagine being in the middle of nowhere with your coworkers, knowing you’re all going to die. So you try to do one last good deed for all of them, because you care for them even if you’re bad at showing it. But they don’t respond in kind, they respond with apathy. Now you know that when all the cards are down and you’re all running out of time, they don’t care for you like you thought.

And the people you trusted with a secret, that you have an estranged son? In hearty agreement with him mocking you, even though you have three days left to live.

“See you all in hell!”

He was left standing alone. No wonder he holed up in the smoking room denying visitors. They let him down.

#character analysis #tf2 #dadspy

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prettyboypistol · 3 months

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Personal Favorite SniperSpy Dynamics

SAME TEAM:

Sniper is horny for Spy and Spy is like "bro i know how you live hell no" but also secretly wants Sniper

Spy thinking low of Sniper and getting pissed when Sniper proves just how professional and competent he is, Sniper knowing damn well what Spy is thinking and relentlessly teasing him about it

"I'm not going camping with you." "Well then I'm not going to Morocco with you."

Idk but I love the plot of Spy dodging Sniper's flirting like the plague while Sniper dodges Scout's flirting like the plague. (Sniper would know that Spy is Scout's dad, Scout wouldn't know.) Bro it's so fucking funny to think about. like Scout. Scout. Fuck off I'm trying to hit on your dad. I also just really like pathetic Scout >:)

CROSS FACTION:

We all saw meet the spy. those bitches hate each other. They spend their down time scheming and thinking about each other. They both have pictures of each others they stab. They complain about each other. They bicker on peace days. They make out with each other. They refuse to acknowledge that this isn't the first time the other has woken up in the other's room.

Both privately acknowledge the sexual tension but refuse to say anything about it actively.

Heavy and Medic openly betting about when they will finally get over themselves and quit the drama like BLU Soldier and RED Demo becoming good friends.

RED being more encouraging to Sniper while BLU being snide and spiteful for anything to do with RED

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #fanfiction #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #sniper x spy #sniperspy #bloody suit #great barrier thief #knife party #prettyboy pistol

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1-800-deactivatednearu · 1 year

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[i.d.: a proud blu spy bows. over him is a screenshot of a tf2 in-game chat: "Shiro: I was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed." a red spy points and laughs, in the same pose as his schadenfreude taunt. the continuation reads: "Cal: your mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts." /end i.d.]

this is not a difference of teams shes just both of them . at the same time . your tf2 spy is bisexual !

#tf2 #tf2 spy #smoking tw #my art #team fortress 2

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lenny-link · 9 days

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Hey, I've been ombsessed with your AU so I drew an engiespy fusion concept, Turquoise!

Still a sketch but I already wanted you to see it :)

Also more doodles

God this is literally perfect ??? Its soo much better than what i had in mind for engiespy !!!

Bro the helmet, the tiny spike on the back of the helmet, the goggles, the mask, the cigarette, the arms, the BOOTS !!!!!! I LOVE THE BOOTS !!!

PERFECTION !!! 💥💥

I literally have no comments its just this good ??!?!?!!! Im really glad i could help you with the color palette you really made it look very harmonious !!!!

(tiny note: its just that blu spy is a sapphire, red spy is ruby, i know their outfits are based on topaz thats on me lol besides that its JUST AWESOME!!)

#tf2 x su au #tf2 #team fortress 2 #steven universe au #spy tf2 #tf2 engineer #tf2 engiespy #engiespy #tf2 napoleon complex #practical espionage #fan art #lennylink #tf2 spy #awesom design #holy shit #fusion #turquoise #perfection

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paranoidginger · 27 days

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Support Team!

Everyone's favorite crazed doctor, piss man, and stab crab, just a bit different than you might originally know them.

Clones are never perfect, they each have their own quirks.

First off, we have Johann, the medic of team Blu. Somewhat off-putting at first, with a relatively empty look in his eyes and a cold thousand-yard stare, Johann is a caring and loyal doctor.

He has a quieter demeanor than his red counterpart, and has much more genuine care towards his teammates. He is far less experimental towards them as well, unlike Ludwig, whose healing is moreso a side effect of the experiments he runs on his team.

Despite his usual quiet and caring demeanor towards his team, battle truly brings out the worst in him. The sights, smells, and sounds of battle can often send him into a frenzy, where he cannot help but relish in the violence and bloodshed, something he often has guilt in feeling.

He is generally close with his other support members, although he has a rougher relationship with Spy, after the trauma the other endured from the Red Medic.

He is absolutely horrible in hand to hand combat, so usually prefers to stick back during battles, making sure his teammates are good to go, while occasionally venturing out to collect the bodies of his fallen cohorts in order to properly revive them in a safer area. Thanks to his body hauling, he is physically much stronger than many people give him credit for.

It is rare for him to be seen without some form of gloves, since it is the only way he can keep himself from picking at his skin, a habit he unfortunately cannot help.

He cares deeply for all of his teammates, but cares especially for Heavy, Scout, and Engineer, all of which worry him to some degree. With heavy and Scout usually being towards the front lines, and Jacob's especially low health, he tends to focus most of his energy towards the two of them while in battle. The Engineer worries him for entirely different reasons, especially after he sawed his own arm off and almost bled out in his workshop.

He often harasses Jacob, Mace, and the others about wearing enough sunscreen.

Sniper is a coldhearted professional, seeing the enemy team as nothing but wild animals most of the time. The only ones he actually respects of the Red team are the Medic and Spy. The Medic, because of his sheer skill, and the Spy because of his quick, cutthroat attitude.

Unlike his Red counterpart, he isn't against disabling his target before a finishing blow. You won't see him taking his hat off in respect, either.

He is cold and distant, even when out of battle, he tends to blend into his surroundings, silent and watching. It takes a long time for him to warm up to anyone.

He's fairly close with Spy, and they sometimes train together in hand-to-hand combat, something that Mace is surprisingly good at, considering that his main focus is long-distance firearms.

A complicated fellow, Spy is close to quitting smoking, after urging from both Johann and the Engineer, both of whom he is rather close to, and trusting of.

He is especially close with the Engineer of the team, although he tends to stay quiet about their relationship to one another, trying to remain ambiguous, although to the others in the team, it is clear that they have more than just a simple "Friendship."

He has a fairly decent relationship with Jacob, trying to do his best to be a decent father. He is less secretive than the Red Spy, often taking his mask off whenever he knows that they won't be battling any time soon.

Despite doing his best, and being as loyal as possible to his team, he certainly has a few scars that are not so easy to brush off. He has persistent nightmares about the Red medic, and being trapped as a severed head in Ludwig's organ refrigerator.

Due to his trauma, once he had been safely recovered and reattached to his body, he attacked Johann, leaving a rather deep gash on the medic's face before realizing that he was not the Red medic and backing down.

After being reunited with his body, he is almost always seen wearing a turtleneck in order to conceal the scar around his neck, unless he is sleeping, when a turtleneck is simply too warm to sleep in.

#cloneblu #tf2 support #tf2 #small artist #team fortress #tf2 au #tf2 medic #medic tf2 #team fortress 2 medic #heavymedic #tf2 sniper #sniper tf2 #spy tf2 #tf2 spy #engiespy #tf2 fanart

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waffall · 2 months

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GUYS OK SO BIG TF2 DUMP ABOUT MY BLU TEAM‼️‼️

(WARNING: Subject to change)

- Soldier: torn up and clumsy, always getting into accidents, more reasonable and stable compared to RED Soldier. Besties with RED Demo.

- Scout: Surprisingly, one of the more skilled in BLU. Grew up in a crime-filled neighborhood. Snarky and serious, but can mess around.

- Medic: ACTUALLY insane. Battle medic and heals… sometimes… WILL experiment on the battlefield, no matter who or what it is.

- Demo: Much less drunk compared to RED Demo. Chillest on the team, basically the team leader. Smokes FACTORIES since he started working at BLU. Has both his eyes, but just can’t see very well out of his left one.

- Engineer: keeps to himself. WAY too paranoid. Panics and gets defensive at any affection given to him. Somewhat trusts Demo, but no one else.

- Spy: Very skilled, but too clumsy to execute anything properly. Frustrated ALL the time, but tries not to let his temper get the best of him. Actually really friendly, but is in a bad mood a lot.

- Heavy: Keeps to himself. Thinks all the others — besides scout and demo — are strange. does not make an effort to interact. Does all the cooking and cleaning. (no one else can do it) he’s had a run-in with spy a few times, and they’re friends, not necessarily close.

- Sniper: Second most social. Is a really cool guy, and him and Demo are buddies. Goes to outings often, has a problem with staying in the base for too long. Flirty just for fun.

- Pyro: STICKERS, STICKERS EVERYWHERE!!!!! STICKERS, FIRE, snack, REPEAT. Vandalizes every second of every day. Cares little for battle. Is good friends with Scout.

#tf2 #tf2 ocs #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 sniper #tf2 engineer #tf2 pyro #tf2 heavy #tf2 demoman #team fortress 2

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morskisir · 5 months

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Answer to this ask I had to post seperately because I reached the character limit or something.

OHHHH Anon you are not ready. I think about this bastard so much and too deeply.

Before I get into it:

I love how you worded this question- gives a nice atmosphere.

Just to be clear this is all about RED Sniper. I apologise to any BLU Sniper enjoyers for I don't have thoughts about that guy.

I'm not the biggest fan of the comics for many reasons so don't mind me retconning a lot of that.

In the end these are all MY opinions and views of him- if you don't like them that's no problem. It's free real estate.

And FINALLY; my thoughts, under read more:

OKAY, let's start with what even got me to interpret him the way that I do; hell yeah baby, it's Meet the Sniper time.

I've seen MANY people often assume that Sniper is one of the most normal/chill people of the 2fort nine- but the impression I got is that he wants you to think he's normal so desperately despite everything else pointing to how fucking weird he actually is. Simply noticing the stuff he's saying makes it a lot more clear. The very beginning where he goes "Boom, headshot," making light of taking another person's life so swiftly. "Cause at the end of the day; as long as there's two people left on the planet- someone is gonna want someone dead," really positive light you see the world in, Sniper.

Of course you can take this as him being "realistic", and I do agree he's more of a realist than a pessimist or optimist, but "...have a plan to kill everyone you meet," is SO fucked up. Why is his first thought when meeting someone to know how to kill them? This to me is him not being able to properly connect to other people/understand them or actually SEE them as people. Not to mention his smile after delivering that shot in the timelapse of him sniping (AND after stabbing Spy). This cunt enjoys killing. He's not the type to slowly kill someone or torture them- but he is the type to feel satisfaction after planting a bullet in someone; give himself a pat on the back for it- or perhaps find humour in the kill.

The conclusion this brought me to is that he is an unreliable narrator in "Meet the Sniper". (Also the "..be polite," line. Yeah, sure, dude. Your voice lines are very polite.)

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HIS FUCKING TEETH? The way his teeth look and how much they're shown to the viewer by exaggerating his mouth movements feels like a "this guy is NOT normal" sign. No one in the game has teeth similar to him and his canines are HUGE. Like holy shit, he's an apex predator.

A comment @cheebuss (I know you wanna get tagged) saw once has been a running joke between us- it was basically "He indicates so he's normal," which is fucking hilarious, but I can genuinely refute that point. First of all we see him fucking speeding in the beginning of the video- to be fair we don't know what the speed limit on this road is, BUT:

Cunt drives around with a broken side mirror. That's really unsafe, obviously. A good chunk of that mirror has gone to shit and he does not care to replace it (which feeds into my headcanon of him being stingy/not wanting to spend money because he lived on a farm and they did everything themselves). Speaking of his van; it gave me the impression he likes having everything he needs near him- he doesn't need a grand, expensive space to feel comfortable. (I headcanon that he's actually scared/unnerved by vast, empty spaces/buildings) ALSO I think he's messy and prefers the claustrophobia of his van. I like to believe his childhood room was much the same (to the detriment of his mother)- that's his safe space damn it!!!

And here I can transition into talking about his parents!!! : D Of course, not much was shown to us of Mr. & Mrs. Mundy, but we can still glean some stuff from the video- and partially- the comics.

His father very obviously disapproves of his job, calling him "a crazed gunman", and showing his morals do not align with Sniper's. Sniper calls for his mum during the phone call shown at the very end of the video- looking annoyed and somewhat distressed. It's clear to me that they've had this argument many times and Mrs. Mundy is the mediator in them. I think she disapproves of the job as much as her husband does, but is sick of hearing them argue to that extent. Regardless of this conflict, Sniper loves and cares for his parents- they are his world. He doesn't care for anyone else, most of the shit he does is for their sake and continuing to provide support so they can live a stable life at their farm as they get older. It's one of the nicest things about Sniper.

Although, I do think he struggled to get them to understand him properly. He is a quiet man who doesn't express a lot of his emotions. That will complicate things, especially if he doesn't talk about it- and he doesn't!!! : D

Despite this, I think they were the people he was closest to. Sniper, to me, is a guy who's never had friends and has been lonely as well as isolated his entire life. "Too weird to live, much too rare to die." And this is a VERY long time we're talking about; DECADES. Decades of minimum to no human connection. (Just to note; he is almost 50 to me. The comic writers fucked the timeline up and made him a 20 something year old. The Sin. Do not speak of it to me. It makes him less interesting/compelling I'm not kidding.) He is anxious in social settings, barely speaks up, and prefers to simply back away when he doesn't know how to deal with something. (SUPER DUPER AUTISM + SOCIAL ANXIETY!!!) Does he try to interact with his co-workers? Veeeeery little. He yearns for connection he convinces himself he doesn't need. He trusts no one. He's a mystery to them.

But hey!!! Less distractions from his job!!! (Bad transition) This man is genuinely incredible at what he does- I keep replaying the part where he reloads his rifle. He was not kidding about being efficient (he also kills the entire BLU team in that video??). The lad's got incredible patience, aim, control, and overall understanding of what he's doing. There's something fucked up about him observing the people he's targetting like prey, but let's leave that for when I mention his previous job as a tracker (if I do). I imagine the only thing he excelled at in school (he did go there!! He can write!!!) is maths, as that is very much needed when you're a sniper.

BTW I think he barely passed school; he hated being there, had no interest in school work and his teachers kept pestering him about his social life. Leave him alone, he doesn't need that (he does).

Most of his focus went to his parents' farm where I think he mostly took care of the animals....or went out to hunt them; which is how he learned to shoot out of a rifle in the first place. (His dad taught him.) He's not exactly an animal guy but he's also not not an animal guy.

It's complicated.

ANYWAYS, I've talked enough about one single video. Let's mention his in game voice lines a bit!

There's a LOT of material there but here's the stuff I want to mention:

He talks to himself a lot. He isn't out there with the others- his job is to be perched up somewhere high and shoot from a distance so he doesn't get spotted. He makes so many jokes that only HE's going to find funny, except "You've got a forehead on ya like a coffee table," which is genuinely the funniest thing he's ever said. Boy voices his thoughts and tries to entertain himself when he's alone- I don't judge him for that. He has to sit there for hours in complete focus (he helps himself via a lot of coffee). I DO judge the things he says, however.

He's violent. (WHAT!?) There's plenty of examples but I would like to mention one adressed to his teammates. One of the "Jeers" commands is "Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!" which, hey, what the fuck? That's scary. He got so frustrated he threatened his own team with murder. (It's kinda funny) To me this shows he's bad at controlling his outbursts or that he never learned how to deal with them. (Autism moment!!!)

He literally growls.

There's this line addressed to Spy: "What goes around comes around, you snotty little nance." If you're not aware- "nance" is derogatory Australian slang for a prissy, effeminate gay man. I headcanon Sniper as a homosexual man so it tickles me that he's so insecure about this fact. It's sad, absolutely, but I find humour in this horrible man being a homophobic homosexual. Project your insecurities onto a guy who can read people extremely well, why don't you. He won't do anything about it, I promise :) (Lie)

I was doing my best to not mention SniperSpy but CAN WE TALK ABOUT HIS LINES AIMED AT SPY AND HOW THEY'RE DIRECT RESPONSES TO THINGS SPY SAYS? (plus the highest number of revenge lines he has directed at someone is Spy)

-> = response to:

"Aww, did I get blood on your suit!?" -> "You got blood on my suit."

"I was never on your side either! Wanker!" -> "I never really was on your side."

"Ah, my God, you've been shot. Did you get a look at the handsome rogue who did it?" -> "I'll see you in hell, you handsome rogue."

BY THE WAY, THAT LAST LINE? SPY ONLY SAYS THAT TO HIS COUNTERPART. WHAT, WERE YOU LOOKING AT HIM? WERE YOU WATCHING HIM ALL DAY? WHY DO YOU REMEMBER SO MANY THINGS HE'S SAID? WHY ARE YOU SO FOCUSED ON HIM? ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH HIM? ARE YOU OBSESSED? WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH A LITTLE NANCY BOY? HM?

There is so much more I could mention. I think whatever thing he has going on with Spy is super important to him, but I will hold back for your sake as I can talk about this for hours. You have no clue how many parallels there are, etc.

Anyways, he's in Expiration Date! A little bit! He doesn't say anything. <3 I'm proud of him!!! <3

He literally just stands around ominously in the shadows (and finds RED Spy being made fun of very amusing).

"Hehe."

(I just noticed he took his watch off and put it on his vest. This is an autism moment because I, too, hate having something on me that I don't usually have so I need to balance it out by removing something else; if I have it on me. Either way it's sensory suffering.) (Him being super attached to his hat and glasses is also an autism moment. He is no one without them.)

And then he has that one part in The Bread Fight(tm) where he gets confused by Pauling and Scout pushing the bomb.

"Tails gets trolled" looking ass.

I like watching him fall over.

After he falls here, he takes his kukri out which was... attached? situated? It was behind the strap of his arrow carrier. I think that's cool. I also think he wouldn't be doing that during matches because Spy is very much capable of stealing it/putting it away without Sniper noticing, even if it was literally on his back.

Also, I am a firm believer in "Sniper can only do one thing extremely well and has little to no interest in creative stuff," so I disagree with the idea of him being able to play a saxophone. You could say he was made to do that in school, but this guy is a smoker. I do not believe he can do that. You cannot convince me.

I think that's enough! This doesn't even go past the hypothetical tip of the iceberg, but it's a lot of words. This is the very basic stuff you have to know about how I see this cunt.

Thank you for letting me share some of my insanity.

#ask #morskiwords #tf2 #sniper #sniperspy mention i gues #thank you so much for this ask i love talking about this fucked up thing i care about too much #i wanted to include the 'feelings?' line but id have to tackle too many things i hadnt even mentioned here #overall im really surprised at how little of my thoughts are in here. i guess you dont realise the extent you think about a character until #-you write it down #uh. yeah. im normal

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mrsvalentinefucker1 · 2 months

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Easy killin’

Red sniper x blu reader.

C/N - class name

You were in the midst of a battle. You gaze fixed on the man coming right at you. You gripped your knife so tightly your knuckles turned white as you gritted your teeth. Swiftly swinging it and slicing the opposing-teams-spy’s through wide open. You ran towards the control point until you noticed a red beam show up on your right side. You panicked and began to run, he took the shot and it rendered you immobilized from the pain. “Damnit-“ you hissed out and gripped the wound before running back up the stairs to the point. You gripped your gun and stood on it while waiting for it to turn blue. A voice came over the intercoms

“Alert, the control point is being contested.”

Sniper grinned as he gripped his gun and aimed for your head. You looked away and didn’t notice the red beam pointing to your temple. He took the shot. He watched as your face contorted in discomfort and despair. A sick smile formed across his face as he watched you fall.

You felt the bullet piercing your skull as you fell down. Blood pooling from the wound and down your neck. A thick ringing made your mind ache (if the bullet didn’t already.) you gripped the ground as your felt yourself begin to retreat to the respawn machine. After five minutes you were fit to run back onto the field.

You left the respawn area and ran towards your opposing team, guns ablaze. A man came up behind you. Knife to your neck and the other hand across your mouth as he whispered something “Don’t move, Sheila. Got that?” You nodded and bit back your cry for help. The blade gently pressed against your throat. A slight cut forming as he pressed harder “I watch ya’ a lot.” Your eyes widened. Dear god he sounded absolutely psychotic. “I see you running around, you look good.” You could hear the smirk in his voice. You clenched your legs together and squirmed against his grip. He chuckled lowly at your movements “be a good girl for me and help me with a problem I got, okay?” You nodded and your eyes widened as you felt him pull you back and lead you behind a building. He had you facing the wall, his grip still tight on you as he pushed himself closer to your smaller form. Grinding into your backside. Your face was burning. His scent was thick around you, the knife was pressing just enough to scare you, and his low grunts were sending you rearing. He let go of your mouth and reached for your pants, sliding them off with your panties in one sweep. Then reached for his zipper, undoing his pants slightly and pulling his cock out. He slid the head of his cock up and down your pussy before slipping in. “You’re soaked, you liking this mate?”

You nodded vigorously and bit your lip. He chuckled “your gonna have to stay quiet alright? Wouldn’t want the administrator finding out, we’d both lose our jobs.” He said and snapped his hips forward causing you to jump up slightly and gasped. Your neck pressed harder against the knife, drawing blood out of a small wound. “Careful now. I don’t like easy kills.” You nodded “I know..”

he gripped both of your wrists with his free hand and began vigorously fucking into you. You didn’t have a lot of time and you both knew that. He leaned over you and bit your neck, leaving small hickeys and bites all over your shoulders and neck. “I bet that sniper on your team never could fuck you like this, huh?” You shook your head. After all you didn’t want him to slice your throat open so.. you went along with it. Your moans began to flood freely Your orgasm fast approaching as he pounded into you.

He moaned as he fucked into soaked cunt.

“God. C/N.. you feel so good, mate. I’m close” it sent a shiver down your spine “me too.” You bit your lip in anticipation as he chased his orgasm. Your legs shook. You clenched around him as you came around his cock with a strings of curses leaving your lips. When you clenched around his cock he rammed into you, pressing against your cervix as he came deep inside of you. Your body used and somewhat bloody, laid against the wall as he slid out of you. He quickly got himself back in order and wiped his knife off. “See ya in five minutes” he took his smg and shot a round into the back of your head. You fell limp against the wall. He still admired how your body looked. Cum seeping out of you. He lifted your pants and panties up to at least give you some dignity before he ran off and began his spree all over again

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ruthytwoshakes · 5 months

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Bunch of two fort ladies hell yeah B)

headcannons of inconsistent length below the cut

Zhanna: reeeeeeoow!!! She’s so gorgoryse . gay as hell about all these women tbh. Yeah I just gave her body hair and thicker eyebrows because it’s cool as fuck. And a bear claw scar from when she tried to take home a baby bear when she was little. I think she really likes bears and wants one as a pet. Maybe the bear and soldier’s raccoons would get along aww <33

Admin: yipppeee evil old lady!!!!! . Gave her acne scars , think she would pick her face when she was younger and the scars never faded. shes so pretty heruhghhsg. She smokes these fucked up super long cigarettes idk. I like her wonky nose, maybe she got into a fight or something and broke it.

Scouts Ma: oh man I have so many ideas for her hehehhe. Okay so her name is Jenny, shes Puerto Rican, moved to Boston when she was a young adult, and she’s around the same height as sniper. She’s green because she’s both the scouts mother, and I didn’t want her to be purple like Pauling and Admin I wanted her to be her own person. Her heart locket contains a bunch of pictures of her boys that all cartoonishly fold out to the floor when she opens it up.

She’s bi and poly, and currently dating both the spies because I think it’s funny. I can’t decide if both the spies would also be dating each other or would hate each other, maybe it depends on the time of day. Oh also she used to be an assassin! Maybe that’s why she had to move because she got found out at her old hometown. Anybody who got too rough with her boys were never seen again, only reason the scouts made it out alive lol.

She’s only recently gotten back together with the spies, had a falling out with Red before she knew she was pregnant, but he wanted to reconnect with her after finding out Red scout was his kid. Blu and her were friends for a really long time, she was the surrogate mother to Blu scout, but they fell out of contact when Blu spy had to take scout and disappear due to some espionage work gone wrong. When both the Blus join the team, the red scout recognized them and Blu spy eventually reconnected with Jen through that.

All of her kids are out of the house and she’s retired, so she has a lot of free time. She hosts foreign exchange students and fosters baby animals. She does a lot of traveling and shopping, she also likes knife and axe throwing, while doing some abstract sculpting on the side.

Maggie:

I love Maggie she’s so interesting,, I really like the panels where she’s laughing with saxton on the plane. Oh yeah gave her a mustache cus she’s Australian!, don’t be shy give the pretty lady a mustache she deserves it. That line on her lip was from this one girl I had a crush on back in high school, she said that she was bullied for it. don’t think I’ve ever seen it on another person since. She was one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever met. I hope she’s doing alright. She was a really good friend, real wonderful person.

Merasmus:

hi Merasmus how r u. oh yeah I’m trying out some other designs for her because I’m working on a little animated series about her and a magic spell she fucks up. I want her to be Sumerian because Sumer is so interesting!! I’ve been learning about the art from it in class, check out the Sumerian virtue status or the Epic of Gilgamesh they’re some of my favorite bits of history we’ve learned so far. Oh yeah also I think when she takes off that weird cap thing she has the longest most beautiful curly hair that goes down to her ankles because I love those kind of visual gags hehe. Also yeah she has piercings idk why I did that. I think she’s kinda blind and she uses her skull to see with her magic or whatever. I love her facial expressions in the comics,, have you guys seen the cunty Merasmus poster i love the cunty Merasmus poster

Miss Pauling:

MISS PAULFIJF LETS FUCMIGN GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s got sideburns because im a dyke bleh blehhhh . hshe look at her big ass glasses I’m in love. Oh yeah I gave her lots of moles! And changed up her sleeve colors. Too tired to write much more lol

#tf2 fanart #zhanna #tf2 administrator #scouts ma #tf2 maggie #merasmus #miss pauling #tf2 headcanons #daffys drawings

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factual-fantasy · 11 months

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howdy!!! i just realized you do tf2 art too and proceeded to read back through your au, haha! it’s sooo cool and like!! there is so much to think about here…….

like!! if damaged dolls wake up and then die, what happens if the survivors die? would they get out of the in between? are they just. dead? is this massive spoilers that you can’t answer?

also. poor pyro TTWTT one of my favorite mercs (tbh I love them allll <333 but like. y’know) and pyro’s just. sitting there. everyone else is falling into a coma or getting all lightheaded and stuff and then nothing is happening to pyro </3 (also maybe spy but your most recent post did have a spy so mayyybe)

anyways I love your art so much it is so good you are soooo big brained and I don’t know half the source materials but all your comics are soooo good <3333

HEY SPEAKING OF PYRO I ACTUALLY DID ADD BOTH RED AND BLU PYRO TO THE AU--

Originally my reasoning for not adding Pyro was that none of the survivors really needed anything that Pyro typically carries. Being that they're in a desert most of the time, its not like they really had a need for lighters or flamethrowers. Untiiiiiiil the camera changed the map to Coldfront. Now they suddenly desperately needed Pyros loot and wound up with 2 pyros. <XD

The Blu Pyro has the skull face, and Red is the other. I pictured them kind of acting like brothers, and they didn't really stick with the group. The Pybros kind'a just began to wander the map on their own out of curiosity. Maybe returning to the main group once or twice when they got hurt. But that was about it.

And yes! Red Spy is there too! I haven't thought out really a reason why though.. It could have been an accident, like Soldier. Just bumped into him and it turns out he was undamaged maybe?

As for the death thing, yeah if one of the survivors die they would just go back to their bodies. Except for Sniper and Engineer. Since Engineer is really there, he would just die. And Sniper? If he died, his soul would instead be transfered into "the thing". Only after killing both Snipers would he return to his real body.

And LASTLY, aaaa thank you!! I'm glad you like my content! :DDD

#my response #tf2 ocs #team fortress 2 #pyro #do not tag as ship

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coffee-writesthings · 5 months

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I fucking love the tf2 comics because you get shenanigans such as:

Amelia Earhart died in a hot dog costume

The Mayor of tuefort doesn't actually know what a mayor can and can't do

The mayor of tuefort forced a man to pretend to be an italian stereotype for literally years

Saxton Hale blows up the moon

Spy might have helped a child murder the santa guy from that one smissmass comic, or it was spy disguised, it's not totally clear to be perfectly honest

merasmus takes 'kill me come back stronger' pills, which soldier also takes because he thinks its heart medication

merasmus is gender fluid, depending on how you read it

merasmus in indebted to like all the mafias

australians canonically all grow australia-shaped chest hair, and are the way they are because of a golden material called australium

spy has miniature cornish hens in his teeth, as well as the rest of the makings of one of those tiny, several-course, meals

soldier just loves fighting things naked, while covered in honey. canonically-speaking, he does this all the damn time

zhanna is racist against french people

demoman is married to his liver

demoman's eye socket is haunted

soldier has little raccoon children, lieutenant bites i think was one of their names

the pregnancy machine thing

also, the baboon uterus thing

heavy's sisters are into spy and sniper, which i can't say i disagree with. good lord.

BUT THERE'S ALSO THINGS LIKE THIS:

Scout and Sniper go out to get tacos after a bad interaction with an enemy spy

saxton is so deeply divorced with maggie

miss pauling is a lesbian, if a leak of the final issue's script on 4chan is to be believed

RED demo and BLU soldier become friends outside of work but the administrator finds out so they have to kill each other and ;-;

Heavy has a family and he risks his life to feed them and he loves them so much just GAH

these people have been fighting for generations over something that's literally worthless and i think if you think more about it there's an actually really applicable theme about that to real life

the mayor of tuefort forced this just random guy to pretend to be an italian stereotype for so long that he forgot how he used to speak. he forgot who he used to be almost entirely. do you understand. in another world there is a psychological horror about this guy's life exclusively

maggie works for her ex-husband's nemesis and it's honestly not explained why but she's also clearly ashamed or sad about it

spy being scout's dad and it's a whole thing and THOSE FOUR EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATING PANELS

sniper's bio parents are cowards and fools and don't much like him and there's a whole realization that he wasn't actually australian and it puts together a lot of puzzle pieces for him,

and then later he meets his parents-- the ones he grew up with-- in heaven after dying and being brought back to life and he gets told that hes a professional and its this payoff from the meet the sniper video

"you're getting very good at saying horrible things to dying men, miss pauling"

spy is nearly murdered by classic!sniper and he looks genuinely scared

heavy and medic are in love. do you understand.

#i will so absolutely expand on any of these #ive gotten to special interest levels about this #listen man im so normal about this game #tf2 #tf2 comics

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cheemscakecat · 3 months

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Red team built different? [Surprise, it’s Dadspy lore]

Meanwhile RED Scout:

I’m just now realizing that BLU Hoovy would have been low health if he was eating his sandvich, but still.

Whether Hoovy had lower health or not, RED Scout still seized an opportunity in battle, which is one of his strengths. And if he’s knocked out, that’s one less danger to the rest of RED.

It’s just funny to me that BLU Hoovy is such a threat in Emesis Blue, getting bigger and coming back over and over, meanwhile RED team just kills him like everyone else.

This is your friendly reminder that RED Spy killed BLU Soldier and BLU Heavy on his own.

And took Joey Murders’ makeshift knife out of his burly hand and stabbed him dead in one hit. In a matter of seconds.

Another thing that’s relevant:

*Gets private moment with the missus ruined by teammates invading their space*

“May I make a suggestion?”

“Run.”

Ya notice how Soldier and Medic -two of the most insane, unpredictable RED mercs- ran away in fear? From RED Spy holding a golf trophy like Scout with a baseball bat? It is made of metal… but so is Scout’s grey bat, so like…

This is why I’ve been saying Spy put his stats into upper body strength, and Scout put his stats into speed. [It’s also not like Scout got a good chance to slow down and learn to hit harder with his brother situation].

Scout’s legs are thicker, especially in the thighs. It’s harder to tell with the baggy pants, but if you look closer, all the loose folds are below his knees. Jeremy’s muscle is concentrated in his thighs, that’s why they fill out his pants like that. Maybe that’s the real reason why we haven’t gotten a shorts cosmetic for him that isn’t just femscout legs or on top of his pants.

Femscou legs [the skin tone doesn’t match]

It’s even harder to tell where Spy’s muscle mass is since his clothes are tailored with that in mind, but Valve made a model for Meet the Spy, and someone created a more polished cosmetic.

The Valve version is way less polished, but he still had abs and more muscle up top. While also not skipping leg day.

One of the reasons why Scout is weaker despite working at RED for so many years is because of his diet.

Bonk is radioactive, and if Medic didn’t keep healing Scout on the regular he’d probably end up with the same horrible health problems as the Radon girls. [BLU Medic has probably shown pictures of them to BLU Scout, to try to convince him to quit].

But on the off chance that Jeremy was willing to listen to Spy’s advice, he could get better quality food and start gaining upper body muscle. They are both skinny legends though, so it would take longer than he’d like. Little bro is not patient.

#tf2 #emesis blue #dadspy #character analysis #tf2 scout #tf2 spy

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erraticalart · 7 months

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Saw Fortress II

Well, is this what you've been waiting for?

So, as some of you may or may not know, Saw is getting a new movie, Saw X, in two days and I'm so excited for it to come out! I decided to pay tribute to this movie by making a crossover between Saw and, of course, Team Fortress 2. I've been getting interested and invested in the Saw franchise, from its story to the characters and especially the creative but deadly traps. Took me about 22 days to create as I had classes and needed to take breaks every once in a while, but I finally finished it and presented it to my brother as a birthday gift (as well as an official Fallout cookbook).

Now, for the fans of both Saw and TF2, I'll explain the reason why I chose the characters and their designated roles. It's time to play a game.

Character Comparison and Roles

Warning: Spoilers for the Saw franchise

RED Engineer: John Kramer aka Jigsaw - Well it's pretty much obvious why. They're both engineers. They both are talented in creating many different unique contraptions that are beneficial, but deadly and dangerous. Engie also has his morals, although it's way different from John's. Let's not forget that Engie can be somewhat a little sadistic and loves seeing his enemies go down, although John hates sadistic people despite the irony in his traps. Also, are we gonna ignore his Gunslinger taunt kill and his sinister, evil laugh? I'm not sure if Engie should have the Gunslinger with him, but I think it would be pretty cool to have it on him. Maybe in this version when he attempts to commit suicide and fails, but all he's left is a completely maimed hand, he cuts it off entirely and replaces it. It would be a pretty cool backstory as to why he has it and would make a really cool reveal to show to the audience. I wonder what Engie sounds like saying the iconic line "Game Over"?

BLU Medic: Dr. Lawrence Gordon - It's also pretty obvious why. He's a doctor. (Can you guess the reference?) Dr. Gordon is my favorite character in the series, and I love seeing the change and progress in his character from a doctor and trap victim in the first Saw film to John's favorable accomplice and in his words, "My greatest asset" in Saw 3D/Saw: The Final Chapter/ Saw VII (Yeah, I can't believe that movie has multiple names). In a way, it makes sense to have Medic as Dr. Gordon because just like how it was shown at the end of Saw VII that he and John worked great together, Medic and Engie are also seen working together in Expiration Date as lab partners. They both would work great as an amazing sadistic duo. Also, I think it's kind of cute to have Engie give Medic a prosthetic foot after he too cuts it off entirely. Not only would it make sense because Engie knows a thing or two about prosthetics, but it would show that Medic and Engie both have something in common: cut off what's unnecessary to help with your survival. Medic would also try to justify and reason Engie's actions. Also, I love Dr. Gordon's "Game Over" line, it's soooooo good!!! It's my personal favorite (Of course nothing beats John's iconic classic version). I could totally imagine how great Medic would sound saying that line!

BLU Spy: Detective Lieutenant Mark Hoffman - Ok, this is where things start to get a little interesting. Hoffman became John's accomplice after replicating his ideas and making his own traps that John never made himself. In a way, he's becoming Jigsaw. Just like how Spy can become and replicate any class, Hoffman also became more mysterious and secretive to his fellow colleagues and tried to frame Special Agent Peter Strahm as Jigsaw. In the end, when he gets caught, he goes against everyone and executes them, so the secret never comes out. Also, another reason why Spy is Hoffman and please tell me if I'm not the only one here who thought this when watching Saw: Did anyone else get Hoffman and Strahm mixed up because they almost look like the same person and it's always confusing when there's a scene that focuses on one of them but it's actually the other? I decided to have two Spies in the story with the BLU Spy as Hoffman and the RED Spy as Strahm since they look the same minus the color.

Miss Pauling: Amanda Young - You're probably thinking, "Why her? Is it because she just so happens to be female and I just filled her in that role?" Well yes, but actually no. It's because Amanda was very loyal to John, looking up to him, defending him constantly, and was very close to him. Miss Pauling fits that role when it comes to the Administrator, but here she's loyal to Engie. I feel like she likes Engie the most out of any other class, so she would definitely help him out as well as get advice from him. She also can get shit done when being asked to accomplish a task. Sadly, we know what's to come for Amanda. Just like how in the comics Miss Pauling fails to bring the Australium, Amanda fails in John's tasks as he reveals to her that she's part of another game. I do feel like Miss Pauling was stuck playing around in the Administrator's game and it was also implied that every year the Administrator sends people to assassinate her to see if she succeeds as if it's an employee review. So, yeah, Miss Pauling and Amanda both are stuck in pretty tight situations.

RED Pyro: Billy the Puppet - Ah, yes, who could we ever forget? The main icon of the series. Both Pyro and Billy have terrifying appearances that'll leave you quivering on sleepless nights. I used to fear Billy as a kid, but now I see him as endearing and strangely, but freakishly, adorable. Pyro is freaky-looking, but he's such an adorable bundle of flames. I could definitely imagine seeing Pyro riding on Billy's iconic tricycle. That would be so funny, cute, and scary. As for Pyro's voice, since Billy is voiced by John (and Hoffman, I think? Idk), I'm not sure if Engie (or Spy) should voice Pyro since Pyro speaks in muffles. Maybe they should, idk. I also don't know if Pyro should speak in mumbles from time to time or whether he should have the ability to move and just walk around or just remain seated. And, of course, I don't know if Pyro should do his iconic laugh (maybe sometimes, idk). What I do know however is that Pyro should definitely have the iconic Billy laugh.

RED Balloonicorn/The Combustible Cutie Cosmetic (Yeah, I know it's pink, but it's the RED team's version which is why it's pink): Pighead Mask - Oink! Or in this case, Neigh! The mask that John and his accomplices dress up as with the iconic robe (though I'm not sure if this robe should remain red and black or pink and black, maybe the first option should be for Engie since he's the leader while the accomplices get the latter, or not, maybe they should match Engie, idk). At first, I chose Balloonicorn since it's related to Pyro and I know he'll love seeing everyone dress up as one, but then I remembered that there's a cosmetic for Pyro as a mask called "The Combustible Cutie" that resembles Balloonicorn, and boy does that mask look freaking scary!!! It's really fitting for both Saw and TF2 as a whole! It's pretty funny and scary to imagine getting kidnapped by a herd of pink unicorns all because you've been very naughty.

I hope fans of Saw and Team Fortress 2 enjoy this lovely piece of fanart as this has become one of my all-time favorites to create. I was also listening to the Saw soundtrack specifically the Zepp/Main Saw Themes. My favorite being, of course, "Hello Zepp". It fits Engie and John's character theme even though it's Zepp's (although you can argue that it IS John's since it's his perspective since he's saying hello, which I agree). But my actual favorite is "Zepp Overture" because to me it sounds like a holy church. I especially like the way the string instruments sound. Yeah, I know you can argue that Dr. Gordon has a theme at the end of Saw VII called "Dr. Gordon Montage" and "The Final Zepp" but to me, I think this theme fits Medic the best because, y'know, he replicates that sound by playing an actual saw when you taunt which is both funny and adorable. And it really fits his character to be seen as a holier-than-thou and especially a God. This might also fit Spy, but idk. I'm not sure which themes work for Spy and Miss Pauling or even Pyro (if you want Pyro and Engie to share the same theme, then that's fine by me). I might need to go back and listen to all of them depending on the movies that Hoffman and Amanda appear in. Maybe some of you can suggest one. But anyway, please go listen to the Saw soundtrack, especially the Zepp/Main Saw Themes, it's soooooo good!!! I might as well argue that it's one of, if not, THE best horror themes out there!!!

Here's a link to listen to it while you look at the art or whether you are interested in the Saw series and its music:

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Welp, like I said before, I hope you fans enjoy it!!! I just can't' wait for Saw X to come out soon on September 29!!! I just hope and pray the movie is good though. Well, let's just wait and see. But until then,

GAME OVER!

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The Offensive team just narrowly won during the poll, so here you all go!

In my alternate universe, the Blu mercenaries are clones of the Red mercs, they are, however, their own people with their own flaws and personalities, although they are still similar to their Red counterparts. No clone is a perfect replica, of course!

First off we have Scout! Dubbed "Jacob" he usually goes by Jake with the other mercenaries on his team.

He tries his best to act tough and cool, when in reality, he's much more of a goofy idiot who tries his best to be less annoying than his original counterpart.

Medic is constantly bugging him to wear sunscreen, and Engineer is trying his best to teach Jake some more practical skills and basic reading.

Jake has very strong ADHD, and he has a very hard time focusing on things without some sort of movement and fidgeting.

He has a very strong platonic relationship with Pyro, even if they do freak him out sometimes. Even if he can't understand them, he likes spending time hanging out with them, staring at cherry red coals while a fire burns is a good way for him to let his mind rest.

He is a pretty good artist, and has a sketchbook that he keeps in his room.

His relationship with Soldier is a bit complicated. He likes him as a part of the team, but his sheer idiocy combined with brute strength makes him slightly terrifying to the scrawny and somewhat frail scout.

Soldier, known as June, is outgoing and reckless. Other than being suspicious of potential spies, he is significantly less paranoid than his Red counterpart.

He is the least intelligent on the team, but still manages to come up with half decent ideas, despite the fact that the large majority of his ideas are absolute nonsense.

He is incredibly friendly with anyone who isn't a spy, and it isn't uncommon to receive spine-crushingly tight bear hugs from him if he really does like you. Unfortunately, he likes everyone in his team except for Spy. This usually leads to him accidentally hurting his weaker teammates. Scout especially.

He still occasionally meets with the Red Demoman in secret after managing to talk it out after being bribed to fight one another.

A masked mystery, Pyro is entirely mute, and instead communicates through basic sign language, although their hands are usually occupied by matches and lighters.

They will sometimes seek out candles to give to their teammates as gifts.

They seem to have a bit more of a grasp on the fact that they are hurting people on the battlefield, but try to make up for it with presents and surprisingly good cooking.

They like sitting and watching fires with Scout, and tend to favor him over Soldier, especially with the amount of gifts they give him.

Here is what I have about each of the Blu Offensive Team! I will expand more on my lore and all of that good stuff once I have all of the individual characters posted! Poll coming soon to decide which trio is coming up next!

#blu scout #scout tf2 #tf2 scout #blu soldier #tf2 soldier #soldier tf2 #tf2 #tf2 solly #tf2 pyro #pyro tf2 #blu pyro #team fortress #tf2 au #tf2 art #tf2 offense team #CloneBlu

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