#but NO

[tragically-but-finnally-yours]

the brand new phone charger i just brought has already broken

#i need to be locked in a padded room #like genuinely #i’ve had 3 chargers break on me since thursday #i just want a fully charged phone to read jegulus fluff on #but no #now i have to conserve my stupid battery instead #finn rambles

[stuckstucktrolls]

it's 1 am, I should be asleep and I'm bored

#ooc #the obvious answer is sleep #but no

[bobbel-gobler]

I would think I have been through enough in life to undergo character development by now

#but no #I havent done anything productive for 2 weeks straight

[jacereaall]

I sometimes forget how much I like broccolli until I eat it again

#im so picky with other thjngs that youd think broccolli would also be a turn off #but no #i freaking love it

[okimsimp2023]

I'll choke if people call this little and cute guy "hot and smash".

I know, people, you can do it.

#But no #forget it- #*died* #lol #kinitopet #kinito the axolotl #kinito pet #I love this asshole and I would love to be a friend to him #but I won't let him hack my computer.

[blamebrampton]

The one single upside to Elon Musk buying Twitter has been the removal of any doubt that he is not a clever man. The Glass Onion writers were too kind by half.

#man could have funded a thousand great artworks #but no #just white supremacists and transphobes #literally the dullest person’s idea of a super rich person

[xamaxenta]

I wish i could post pics of Ace dick that i drew on this fucking website so bad

#BUT NO #i cant.

[hatikarat]

Omegaverse is just a genre i am not interested in and i would like not to be tricked into watching an omegaverse anime when expecting a show about a gay couple and their child

#i expected something in the vein of what did you eat yesterday #where it's a frank discussion about building a family as queers in japan #but NO #the struggle is discrimination against omegas #while idk alphas i guess are revered

[tamlinfairchild]

Sometimes meta about other acotar characters show up on my dash and sometimes I read them and then realize, wow, I really give zero fucks lol.

#mila rambles #always thought I’d one day read this series #but no #not happening #no more sjm books for me #maybe if tam gets a hea in the future I’ll rethink this

[king-nyx]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#i wanted to add another #but no #this is enough #iykyk #rambles

[immagods]

Can I just say that as an aussie that just finished the shatter me series. The fact that this whole time Juliette has been dreaming about a cockie is so funny to me.

Like this? This goofy ass bird that eats all the flowers in my front yard and wakes everyone up at the crack of dawn?

#i just think its hilarious #like i was imagining some majestic dove type bird #but no #its this guy #lmao #shatter me #juliette ferrars #aaron warner #kenji kishimoto #imagine me

[unfavorableinstigation]

Made the discovery today that I am deeply and spiritually uncomfortable with the idea of getting married anywhere but in a DMV, as God and Moist von Lipwig intended

#hail to the unsung civil service #the website was so confusing i thought you had to go choose and contact your own marriage commissioner #from the Grand List of Randos #but no #i can just go wait around in a long line until a bored yet professional staff member lists off the documents i need #bliss #gnu terry pratchett

[delusionaldonutsimp]

Are you @muffetizdelusional is disguise

huh?? No idk who that is 💀💀

#What #i get how you could get us mixed up though #We have the Same silly word in our name #But no #i sadly have no idea who that is #They are also in like #I just looked at their acc and they are practically in the same fandoms as me #That’s crazy

[adrift-in-thyme]

Note to self: never again let it slip to an irl person that I write whump

#told two of my classmates today #I’m exhausted so it just kinda slipped out #plus I assumed they’d be at least a little ok about it #given that they’re into fandom stuff #but no #they definitely thought I was some kind of freak #and I wasn’t about to try and defend myself #‘writing this stuff is a kind of therapy for me I promise I’m not sadistic or creepy!’ #yeah that would’ve gone over wonderfully #*sighs* #figures that one of the only personal things I shared this whole semester gets this reaction #why do I even try #I never talk about myself #I let everyone else vent and tell me everything #and when I try to open up I screw myself #trin rambles #vent #ignore me I’ll be fine #it’s just a really yucky day today #I’m not in a great place mentally and that did nothing good for me #hopefully sleep will help #…if I manage to get any sleep that is #ugh #delete later

[dickbaggins]

Gale originers and friends, is there any actual downside to taking shadow magic in act 2? Some plot thread I missed in act 3? I’m asking for writing reasons but also because I desperately wanted there to be repercussions for doing this and if there were any, I missed em.

#at the very least he should’ve got a cool leather jacket #or a scolding by elminster #but no #you just get an extra spell slot lol okay?? #gimme??? #but I know I didn’t do everything in act 3 on my Gale origin so #I ask my community #and do not tag this to make it out to the world #baldur's gate 3

[mecchantheotaku]

Going back to my theory that the Voices are how Quiet sees himself, I mentioned that it potentially makes Cold and Opportunist much sadder.

To go on about what I mean, imagine Quiet siding with Hero after slaying the Princess and deeply regretting his actions, believing himself to be a cold-hearted killer for what he's done, leading to the Spectre where Cold only serves as a reminder of that.

And when Quiet betrays the Princess right as he's about to free her, willingly or not, it's clear that he'd see himself as a backstabbing monster for what he'd done, and Opportunist trying to justify it in The Witch only makes it feel worse.

And then there's the cases where he doesn't regret it, which turn the sadness into horror.

#slay the princess #you thought i was done with angsty thoughts about this game #BUT NO #>:)