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[ultram0th]

I am fond of you Derek turning into a more muscular and/or hairy guy if that's the kind of request you were looking for? Love your stuff though regardless it's hot and well done.

It all began the morning after Derek had assumed his new Alpha title. Stiles had slept over, cuddling up next to his boyfriend when he'd jolted up awake as soon as his hands had brushed up against something unfamiliar.

"What...?" he trailed off, his eyes wide at his boyfriend's chest that he usually used as a pillow.

"Hm?" Derek sleepily yawned, wondering what his smaller boyfriend was panicking about.

"Der," Stiles mused, "your chest. It's... really hairy."

The werewolf cocked his eyebrow up at his boyfriend, running a hand over his pecs. Sure enough, the werewolf's previously smooth chest was now covered with black hairs. They spread out over his pecs, running down across his stomach before connecting to his bush. The hairs curled and looked thick enough to where one might've guessed that Derek had always been rather hirsute. His pert nipples poked through the dusting of hairs, looking hard. Plus, Stiles hadn't noticed it initially, but Derek's square jaw was also covered by a thick beard that looked like it'd take weeks for a guy to grow... not just a few hours.

Derek's eyebrows knitted together as he ran his hands over his hairy chest, his heart starting to race. However, just as soon as the worry began to trickle in, it disappeared.

His face smoothed out and he yawned loudly, gently placing a hand on Stiles's head to pat it back down to his now hairy chest.

Stiles wanted to argue, confused over both his boyfriend's sudden change and different attitude. He knew that Derek should've been freaking out and wondering what was happening to him, but instead his boyfriend acted like everything was normal.

He tried to ignore it, but as Stiles rested his head back down onto Derek's chest, something about the way he had to crane his neck alerted the human to something else.

"Derek!" he gasped loudly, sitting back up and tearing the covers away from his boyfriend. "You're... bigger!"

His boyfriend had always had a pretty toned physique, but now it looked as if Derek's chiseled pecs were now significantly larger and much more plump than they should've been. Without the covers over him, Stiles could also see that it wasn't just Derek's chest that had grown larger. His boyfriend's arms seemed to have doubled in size, looking thick and powerful as he lied on the bed. Even his legs were larger, his quads pressing tightly together and shoving his bulge (which seemed to stretch out his underwear more than usual) out in front.

And of course, every single larger muscle was covered in dark, manly hair.

"Stiles," Derek groaned, going so far as to roll his eyes, "everything is fine. I feel fine, there's nothing to worry about--"

He was interrupted when his phone alarm beeped, letting him know that he had to get out of bed, making him frown.

With a groan, Derek rolled his hairy bulk out of bed, the frame squeaking much more than it usually did as he moved. His heavy footsteps thudded over towards the dresser. As he walked, Derek noted how odd it felt to have his thighs rolling over one another, and how awkward it was to have his muscular arms resting at a ninety degree angle atop his flaring lats.

Stiles watched in disbelief as Derek nonchalantly attempted to get dressed in his normal clothes.

"Damn," Derek growled as he examined himself in the mirror. With his new bulk, none of his clothes fit him anymore. He couldn't get any of his jeans up past his massive quads, having to throw on a large pair of sweats that used to be baggy on him. Now, the material was skintight, showing off his meaty glutes and enormous package in front. The t-shirt he'd grabbed barely wrapped around his torso, ending above his navel. It had torn significantly across his large muscletits, showing off the hairy cleavage that he now possessed. There were two large bumps on the front from where his larger, nubby nipples poked against the thin cotton.

Stiles watched as Derek paled in the mirror, his beard-framed mouth opening like he was about to voice his concerns, but again, Derek seemed to instantly relax. He shrugged his broadened shoulders.

"I think my clothes shrunk in the wash," he chuckled, gesturing down at his hairy muscles.

"Derek!" Stiles cried, throwing his hands up in the air. "It's not the wash, it's you! You've turned into a hairy bodybuilder!" As crazy (or crazier) as it seemed, Stiles could've sworn that he'd watched Derek's hairy pecs balloon out a few more inches in those few seconds.

Derek took one last look at himself in the mirror, seeing how large and imposing he looked with his incredibly large, round muscles and the thick, masculine hair that coated them. He couldn't help but smirk back at his shocked boyfriend, flexing a large, hairy bicep. As his massive muscle bulged to the size of a bowling ball, the tight sleeves of the t-shirt burst apart.

"I'm not a bodybuilder," Derek smiled at his boyfriend, giving him a playful wink. "I'm the Alpha."

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[lasclbath]

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[writer59january13]

Palm History Awash With Drips

Courtesy handy dandy palmar hyperhidrosis impossible mission to defeat except poe wet tickly even courtesy drysol.

(Me slippery fingers slither, slip and slide splashing ala Jackson Pollock), sans slap dash experimental, swiftly tailored and harried writing style, yes on par with purging, spewing, venting...unexpurgated, unexpressed, unexplained... words, which this Engelbert Humperdinck singer/songwriter, (whose name inexplicably popped into the mind of this Dadaist) offers "FAKE" apology for any self inflicted, or sadomasochistic flagellated cranial contusions out of utter futility to make sense regarding following gobbledygook! GOOD LUCK!

Mine groovy palmar flexion creases forever moistened by porous size damn leaking levees provoking deluge outranking Biblical flood - handy history (in miniature) replete with Ark keel logical artifacts discovered by hall n oats marked wainwright - about 10 stone and 5 pound huckster, circa Fin de siècle, when callous ten hooks (calisthenics, eh) caught without Noah shadow of a doubt proof positive by Matthew Scott, (amat sure his surname) linkedin to storied testament rivalling epic of Gilgamesh, nee the entire spoilers alerts since

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[wookie92]

The Furry Report: New Trends in Masculine Chest Hair

I am the middle brother of three brothers.  My older brother is quite hirsuit with a thick veldt of chest and stomach hair and hair on his upper back and shoulders.  My own chest is quite hairy, but I keep my shoulders and back clean of unwanted hair.  My younger brother has a center patch, but significantly less hair that the other two of us.  I am sharing that just to point out that among the three brothers our chest hair patterns are all three different from one another and still different from what Dad has.

I started growing chest hair at age 13 and had a fully hairy chest by 15.  I got the nickname “wookie” at school because of my hairy chest.  I was proud of my chest hair, and unless “commanded” to shave it as a part a member of the swim team, I let it grow. In college, it wasn’t an option; we had to shave.

My own experience has been that a clean shaven or waxed chest was very popular from 2000 to 2016, but a more natural look seems to now be returning as a grooming fashion.  That was good news to me.  Shaving is not a good option for those of us with thick fur on our bodies.

MASCULINE CHEST HAIR

Chest hair is hair that grows on the chest of a male in the region between the neck and the abdomen. Chest hair develops during and after puberty along with other types of androgenic hair (hair that develops on the human body during and after puberty). According to the New York Times, for a new generation, the overly groomed body appears to be falling out of favor. “We’re seeing a return to ’70s fashion,” said Tim Bess, an analyst at the trend forecasting agency the Doneger Group. “The late ’60s and early ’70s were about freedom, the hippie movement, having lots of hair.”

DEVELOPMENT AND GROWTH

Although vellus hair is already present in the area in childhood, chest hair is the terminal hair that develops as an effect of rising levels of androgens (primarily testosterone and its derivatives) due to puberty. Different from the head hair it is therefore a secondary sexual characteristic. Men tend to be covered with far more terminal hair, particularly on the chest, the abdomen, and the face.

The development of chest hair begins normally during late puberty, usually between the ages of 12 and 18. It can also start later, between the age of 20 and 40, so that many men in their twenties have not yet reached their full chest hair development. The growth continues subsequently until the end of life.

PATTERNS AND CHARACTERISTICS

The individual occurrence and characteristics of chest hair depend on the genetic disposition, the hormonal status and the age of the person. The genes primarily determine the amount, patterns and thickness of chest hair. Some men are very hairy, while others have no chest hair at all. All ranges and patterns of hair growth are normal. The areas where terminal hair may grow are the periareolar areas (nipples), the centre and sides of the chest and the clavicle collarbone.

The direction of growth of hair can make for interesting patterns, akin to depictions of mathematical vector fields. Typical males will exhibit a node on the upper sternum, the hair above which points up and the hair below which points down. Some individuals have spirals on their upper pectoral regions (several inches from the nipple towards the neck) which run clockwise on the left breast and counter-clockwise on the right.

Considering an individual occurrence of chest hair as abnormal is usually not due to medical indications but primarily to cultural and social attitudes. An excessive growth of terminal hair on the body of men and women is called hypertrichosis. This medical term has to be distinguished from hirsutism that just affects women. These women can develop terminal hair on the chest following the male pattern as a symptom of an endocrine disease.

SETTY PATTERNS

Four areas in the Setty chest hair pattern system: infraclavicular (top), pectoral (left), sternal (middle) and circumareolar (right)

There have been occasional studies documenting patterns of chest hair in men and occurrence of these patterns. A study of 1,400 white men aged 17 to 71 conducted by L.R. Setty in the 1960s defines 15 patterns of chest hair. In this study, four parts of the chest in which terminal hair occurs were identified:

There have been occasional studies documenting patterns of chest hair in men and occurrence of these patterns. A study of 1100 men aged 17 to 71 defined and documented ten patterns of chest hair in Caucasoid men. In this study 6 percent of the men were found to have no chest hair. The largest group, 56 percent, displayed pattern four as shown in the accompanying figure. The remaining 38 percent of the men displayed a lesser quantity of chest hair. Seven percent displayed pattern one, 13 percent displayed pattern two and 18 percent displayed various other patterns.

WHAT PERCENTAGE OF MEN HAVE CHEST HAIR?

74%        (Sternal)  The center and lower part of the body of the breastbone        

63%        (Infraclavicular)    The area immediately below the medial end of the collarbone

77%        (Pectoral)  The breast area, including the area immediately around the areola (nipples)

16%        (Circumareolar)    A small area immediately encircling the areola.

6%        No chest hair.   The pattern of no chest hair may be found predominately in Native Americans, Ireland, UK, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Czech Republic, Poland, Ukraine, Southern Russia, Netherlands, Denmark. Unhairy - Majority of population not hairy (e.g. a lot of men don't have chest hair) Norway, Sweden, Finland, Baltic States, Northern Russia.

Chest hair may occur on each of these areas independent from the others, making for a total of 15 combinations in addition to the apilose (bare) pattern. Hair is said to occur on both the pectoral and circumareolar areas when there is hair around the nipples and on the breast, but these areas are not connected.

What Your Chest Hair Should Look Like

Chest hair can be pretty divisive. You are either really into it, or not. Even if I had to look at it objectively, some of the manliest men of all time had quite a bush. James Bond, Anil Kapoor and Chuck Norris—to name a few. Yet, there are some handsome hunks who can pull off bare-chested look like a boss. Case in point - Ryan Gosling, Ranveer Singh or Salman Khan. The truth is with such a laudable amount of care going into manscaping, I thought it’s only legit to inform you about the top styles that can accessorize your chest. Here goes!

The Rug

It symbolises manliness like no other chest hairstyles. It’s the ‘daddy cool’ style, which is, more often than not, sported by men who’re old enough to be fathers. With celebrity supporters including Tom Selleck, Akshay Kumar and Alec Baldwin, it’s no wonder the style has to be worn proudly. Just keep the look under control with constant quick trims.

The Tree

As the name suggests, this version of the style has moderate amount of hair on the upper torso with a small trail leading south. It’s rather popular among young guys who don’t want to come across too bushy but also don’t want to part ways with chest hair. This evergreen approach, as a result, let boys sport a happy tree throughout the year.

The One Sided Affair

This one is the manscaping underdog, and characterizes a well-trimmed hair on the top half of the chest but a smooth bottom half. Smooth can become stubble but that’s as far the length of the hair on the bottom half can go. As seen on Don Draper, this look is popular and is sported by men of all ages.

Gay Otter: A man with think or thickish athletic build that usually has lots of body hair. Typically, this hair covers various parts of the torso, including the chest and stomach. Some otters also have hair on the arms, back and butt.

Gay Wolf: A man with a lean, muscular build. Usually has body hair on the chest and/or torso region. Almost always has facial hair.

Gay Bear:  Broadly-speaking, a bear is hairy, with a large build and over 30-years-old. They are hunky, chunky, often with bellies, big legs, big butts and almost always with a full beard or facial hair.

[insfiringyou]

Who of the girlfriends would be hairier that the guys? I think Cass because she is half European. No offense, my great-grandfather was Spanish and I gotta say... thanks for the genes grandpa 😒

Definitely Cass but we think Taehyung would like it :') He'd think it a bit sexy if she didn't shave her armpits and we all know he loves a full bush. (He also likes shaved too...I just think he finds her sexy whatever she does).

We also sort of imagine Jeong-sun as a little more hirsute, probably due to her periods/mild PCOS. She'd spend longer shaving than the other Korean girls and would grow it in more places. But likewise with Yoongi, he's not going to care if she doesn't do it. He'd see what a ballsache it was shaving all the time and just sort of appreciate the fact she bothers for him at all.

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[monstrousgourmandizingcats]

Are you comfortable talking about your experience of dysphoria?

Sure.

When I was about ten or eleven years old I started going through puberty on the early side (for a boy/AMAB person) and was extremely unhappy about it. I was, and am, especially unhappy about my height; I have memories of begging doctors to give me something that would prevent me from getting any taller.

I started college young, in 2008, and was exposed for the first time to LGBT people and ideas beyond the “generically tolerant, a smattering of gay or bi kids who were out and were mostly treated decently” environment of my late-Bush-era high school. I was especially fascinated by the idea that not feeling comfortable in the sex you were born as, which I’d previously thought of as a rare curiosity, was in fact fairly common. I also started to develop a mostly lesbian friend group at this point, although that temporarily changed between about 2011 and 2013 after I transferred to a college where my social circles were more evenly split between men and women.

I graduated from college in 2014 and, a few months later, started to identify as trans; I was extremely tall by this point and also gaining a lot of post-college depression weight and was angrier at my body and at myself than I have been before or since. I took on a feminine name and a woman’s social role, my friends and my family were all accepting or at least indulgent of this, and things were great for a while.

After about a year, though, I began to be obsessively preoccupied with passing, something that was never going to be possible given that I’m 6′3″, broad-shouldered, and on the hirsute side. I also personally disliked a lot (not all, of course!) of the other trans people I knew, wasn’t fitting into my area’s trans community well at all, and was running into serious skepticism from older extended family members and childhood (as opposed to college/grad school) friends. At Christmas 2015 I had an agonizing visit with my aunts and uncles where everybody tried desperately to act like the situation was normal but I just could not shake the feeling that I was putting some falsehood over on them. (To be absolutely clear, they respected my then-name and then-pronouns punctiliously and never directly said anything to indicate they would ever have done otherwise.) A few weeks into the new year I dropped my trans identity--because of the situation with my older relatives and childhood friends, because my inability to pass was taking a severe toll on my mental health, because some of the more intense and outre personalities involved in my area’s trans community had caused me serious trauma, and because I was by that time attempting to navigate circles (normie workplaces, the Catholic Church, environments with older and less punk-rock people generally) where attempting to pass myself off as cis was a path of less resistance than attempting to pass myself off as a woman.

You’ll note that none of these reasons are actually being cis. For a long time between about 2016 and 2019 I tried extremely hard to make a cis male identity work for myself (although I’ve never, at any point in my life, had any time whatsoever for the sort of oo-rah manriness that gets imposed on both a lot of American men and a lot of Catholic men). More recently I’ve inched closer to accepting my dysphoria as a probably-permanent part of myself again. A few of my friends have told me just within the past few months that the endgame they see for me is a sort of “stealth nonbinary” identity where my public-facing self (tatemae, if you’ve read The Anatomy of Self) is a somewhat effete and flamboyant cis man but my actual personal identity is more ambivalent or not really gendered or includes both masculine and feminine aspects. And I think I would be happy, for once, if I could make my way to being there and being secure in that.

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[janhooks]

i remember being in 9th/10th grade p.e. during the swimming units and being the one girl whose bush was sticking out for the world to see i don't remember if i even knew that pubic hair removal was a common thing at this point i might have just assumed i was unusually hirsute

[greymattermaelstrom]

Ozlander Fan Gathering 2020  -   The Rik and Sophie Show

I attended Ozlander in Melbourne. What an incredible weekend so would like to share my Ozlander experience with you. Of course, it was during the very early days of covid-19 which I’ll address shortly. I’d never met any of the cast before, nor any group of like minded fans. Of course, you are usually lucky to know anyone who watch the TV show (not counting a partner) in your circle of friends let alone personally know a group of fans to chat with. It’s funny though, I’m not sure what I expected, but I thought people would have in depth discussions about OL characters/plots during coffee breaks or in line ups for autographs/photos. I didn’t experience that. I think it was a given that we were all deep into OL. Instead, I found we just chatted and got to know each other, ‘Where are you from?’ etc. As this was the first formal Outlander convention held in Australia, this was big news. I bought my ticket the day they were available (Nov 2019). It was a long way off but I knew the gathering would occur a short time after the first few episodes of Outlander S5 were broadcast, so when S5 started airing, my anticipation grew. Prices were steep admittedly, but a number of us felt it may be the first and last opportunity to meet a cast member, so we did what we could to get there (i.e. sell the healthiest child, blackmail the rich, etc).

Article from “The Scottish Banner” Feb 2020.

Unfortunately, 4 weeks out, Ed Speleers withdrew due to work commitments but local, David Berry, was announced as his replacement on the same day. Then 10 days out, Graham McTavish withdrew due to work commitments in Slovakia. No news of a replacement was announced (I learnt at the event that organising a visa etc with Covid-19 developing had made it nigh on impossible to organise a replacement in time). Ozlander organisers revisited the program and added extra value features to the various tiers. The gathering weekend was so close, yet seemed so far away in these uncertain times. Every day, I anticipated receiving an email stating it had been cancelled. I knew the organisers must have been pulling their hair out. Selfishly and as long as it was safe to do so, I was hoping it would still go ahead. The virus was not as advanced in Australia. Most of our relatively low number of cases were brought in by travellers (residents returning or tourists) from Europe/Asia before flying was cancelled. The Federal Government had restricted public gatherings to less than 500 at the time. Attendance was actually under 200.  FYI, below are the global covid-19 stats as of 19 April 2020, a month later. Australia’s population is 25 million.

A few days after the Ozlander event, only crowds of less than 100 were permitted by the govt. We were so, so lucky!! Of course, that reduced further as precautions were implemented over time. We have self-isolation and a lot of business closures, cancellation of sports/entertainment etc. It is dreadful, but not a total lock down in Australia. We could walk dogs and make necessary trips to the supermarket, pharmacy, doctor or special court appearances. Anyway, just wanted to address this concern. ~ Tickets sold well (premium tickets sold out). I saw fans on sm stating the date of the event clashed or it was a bit expensive so I know more wanted to come. Yes, the cost was relatively high. Return airfares for cast, accommodation, plus I assume their appearance fee was always going to be an expensive venture, especially as our AUD had been declining sharply against the USD for some time. Australia can miss out on some things because of distance and a relatively small population, but overall, I think we have done well over the years. ~ Rik (Richard) and Sophie posted IG photos from Melbourne a couple of days before the event. Yay!! They were in the country at least, enjoying the sunsets, cuddling koalas and hypnotising wallabies lol. Sophie posted a selfie from a public toilet (bathroom) - as you do. See Sam’s comment below. Toilet paper was becoming a precious commodity....🤔

So the odds looked good and finally, Ozlander arrived.🥳 Before we took our seats, a lone piper slowly walked into the throng playing Waltzing Matilda (iconic Australian bush ballad) which segued into Outlander's theme song. Goosebumps! Applause all 'round. The piper was a big fan too.

What a thrilling start to proceedings. We took our seats and Meagan Taylor (the one who dared dream the dream), welcomed everyone. The age range of fans was predominately 40-65. We were excited and expectant. Housekeeping announcements focused on coronavirus precautions of course. Wash hands, use hand sanitiser when you can't, no handshaking and no touching the cast. This last request was a little disappointing after seeing photos from other OL cons, but it was quite understandable. I think we were just over the moon Ozlander went ahead so we were more than happy to comply and consider the health and safety of others. Then Meagan had the unenviable task of informing us David Berry had unfortunately cancelled his appearance due to health reasons. Yikes! What a shame. (David released a press statement 15 March(?) outlining his difficult decision. Sydney is Australia's Covid-19 hot spot, so David being a Sydneysider, had to consider this I guess). There are IG photos of David, Rik and Sophie together in Australia, just not sure where. So of course, it surprised everyone that David wasn't attending. Refunds of his meet and great and the re-jigging of tiers was to be announced on the fly. Then there were two, Rik and Sophie (and no pressure whatsoever!)🤪. Meagan then advised that the five panels across the weekend would be all audience Q & A which got a loud cheer. On with the show! The Rik and Sophie show! 🎉 They came on stage ready for a good time. Rik opened with 'G'day'. Great start I thought and continued his half decent Australian accent. It's a hard accent to imitate as we know. Rik's was a bit exaggerated but that was part of the fun. 

‘G’day. ‘How are ya’?’

Sophie in an outfit she bought here. Same brand as Saturday’s dress that she brought with her.

Roger Mac is in da house.

I’ll admit, I wasn’t quite sure what to expect. I have seen Rik and Sophie in a lot of interviews, OL promos (talking to camera) and taking part on OL panels on YouTube. I can find their rapport a little strained and snarky at times. Luckily, I was very pleasantly surprised that their 2020 version was very endearing and entertaining. I think they’ve worked on this. I also think, that the spectre of Sam and Cait, through no fault of their own, does loom large at cast events. Therefore, it was great to see Rik and Sophie rise to the challenge of working the room in the absence of their cast mates. And I think they really relished this (albeit exhausting) opportunity and the small theatre made it a casual and intimate affair. They answered questions in an engaging manner and often expanded on it, citing on set examples, many I’ve never heard before, and I’ve seen a lot of OL interviews. Almost as soon as they came on stage, Rik was asked if he would play his guitar and sing for us. While flattered, I think it was too early in the piece and he said maybe he would do so during the weekend sometime. Alas, time wasn’t on our side so it didn’t eventuate. ~ Rik was asked if his hair ticks were under control (ep 501)😂. Combing his fingers through his hair, he replied in his strong Scottish brogue that most of them were gone now. Good sport. ~ He was told the OL bts photos he posts on sm (taken on set) were great and much appreciated and to keep them coming to which the audience applauded. I think he quietly enjoyed that moment. All creatives will take that, knowing their skills and hard work meant something to someone, much like our appreciation for OL and these sorts of events!

Then on to costumes, wigs and make up. It was thought that it must be nice to have your scalp/hair attended to in the makeup. ‘No, it’s not’ R&S said in unison.😂 Verra uncomfortable process apparently. The hair is flattened and held down with clips. The hairline edge of the wig is ‘glued’ to the top of your forehead and then alcohol is used to get the glue off after shooting, which dries the skin. Some hair falls out over time with this process also. We know this has happened to Sam to an extent.😬 Rik is hoping to grow his hair long enough so he doesn’t need a wig, which accounts for his current hirsute glory. ~ Sophie said they both share a make up trailer and added that Rik has a magic make up chair. Being early morning, he often goes to sleep in it and upon waking up, hey presto, it’s Roger Mac. At make up time, they do know if the other is a bit touchy, so they try not to annoy each other. Too much.😂 ~ At one stage, we were a bit shy in asking questions. Meagan said if this was in the US, there’d be a line up for the mic.😂

Ozlander Fan Gathering 2020 selfie. 

~ Sophie responded to a geeky question about wearing wireless mics secreted in their costumes or hair as well using the usual overhead boom mics you see on bts videos. She was asked about her experience with ADR which she’s not a great fan of it. The audience asked, ‘What’s ADR?’ There are a few accepted terms in the industry, Additional Dialogue Replacement is one. It’s when some dialogue needs to be re-recorded late in post production if the original dialogue audio recording at the time is less than optimal for a variety of reasons (thanks Google). Sophie gave an instance when in S4, Bree told Claire she had been raped. The stream in the background got into the dialogue mics too much in this particular outdoor location, so Sophie had to re-record her dialogue (like lip syncing) saying exactly what she said at the time, whilst watching the scene on a screen in a recording studio. It’s hard to get the context and emotion of the scene back into your voice and that’s why some actors hate doing it and plead to have the original dialogue kept as much as possible. But ADR happens more than you realise and for various reasons (see Google). It is impossible to tell when you watch the show, what scenes have had ADR done, it’s blended so well. They would record the stream/ ambient sounds separately at some point and then mix it in lower against the dialogue after ADR is done. 😅

 ~ Sophie talked about her audition process and was sat down in an exec’s office and was told OL fans are very passionate! (we are?🤔😁). They have an idea of how book Brianna should look and Sophie confirmed she wasn’t tall enough, eyes the wrong colour, etc and that yeah, as expected, she received some not so nice things on sm. But she tried not to read too much of it and pressed on with the role of Bree. Her tone wasn’t sarcastic or indignant at all, but humble. I was impressed. 

Queuing for photos with Rik or Sophie on this occasion. We weren’t allowed to touch but we all had a squirt of hand sanitiser (just to be super safe?).🤔            

There were a few photo opportunities over the weekend and a bonus or two thrown in make up for the cast that couldn’t make it. A refund was offered for people with meet and greet tickets for David. However, R & S kindly offered to do a meet and greet for David’s fans instead and they happily accepted. Legends! I don’t know where they found the energy to be constantly ’on’ with so many people over the weekend. Chocolate? Youth?  ~ As it was a small event, there weren’t any extra security staff that I could see. I think it was only the Museum staff and the security cameras which were hardly noticeable. ~ When getting my autographs, Rik and Sophie didn’t ask for my name, but when I read their personal messages, they had used my name (which they’d seen on my Ozlander lanyard. How cool is that? Very slick!). There were assorted costumes, the de rigueur wedding dress of Claire’s which added to the ambience. Of course, most of the audience were women but good to see a handful of men there, some even in kilts! Saw some Aussie Peakers in their MPC tees too. Cool. 

To settle a pronunciation question, Sophie asked the audience after lunch, ‘Is it scone (as in, phone) or scone (as in, shone)? 

An emphatic SCONE (shone) came back. Rik said “Oh, wow, a shouting(?) majority?’ 

Just to be sure, someone asked who lost, Rik pointed at Sophie. He didn’t gloat too much. Poor Sophie!

Of course, what would an OL event be without the cast having a drink or two to lubricate the tonsils (as we say).

Here are a few more tidbits. All the info I’m sharing has been gleaned from the panels and time spent with Rik and Sophie over the weekend as my tier allowed (which was a lot). ~ Yes, they had tried Vegemite (similar to marmite/promite), courtesy of David Berry. Sophie has some in Scotland. Onya Davo! (good on you David). Incidentally, Sam tried some when he was here in 2016 on Studio 10 (morning talk show - March 2016, his interview is on You Tube). It’s a thing. ~ Rik didn’t know if Sam’s whisky would be his cup of tea, but said it was ‘good actually’. ~ Rik was sometimes surprised by the particular take post production used for the show, but was more surprised by what was edited out of a scene (to add dynamics or guide the narrative a certain way which would apply to all productions everywhere). ~ The pyre scene with the Jesuit Priest at the Mohawk Village Ep 412 was hard to watch on TV. He said it was hard to watch them shoot that scene on set as it was so dangerous!😬 ~ Sophie very occasionally discussed the historical accuracy of things in a scene with directors ie. birthing stool or not in Ep 413 and 1960′s The Mashed Potato moves in S5 are different to how we know them now. She convinced the director’s on those 2 occasions. To me, it shows her passion for the show! ~ When asked about Bree meeting Jamie for the first time in S4, Sophie was asked about the eww factor but didn’t think about Jamie’s hand touching her face after he had relieved himself as he had only used a fruit juice bottle.🤣 ~ R & S were asked to respond to: ‘Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!’ And with relish they replied: ‘Oi, Oi, Oi!’. Someone did their homework. Cool. It’s a parochial call and response thing some aussies do at sporting events etc. ~ R & S often went for an early morning run. Before Sunday’s program began, Meagan asked us all to be very quiet. ‘That sound’, she said, ‘is Rik having his hair blown dry backstage.’ Laughter at Rik’s expense all round. Sophie came on with her’s still damp.

Graham McTavish ‘popped’ in from Slovakia to say hi and sorry I can’t be there. Rik and Graham had a good rapport. After some banter, the audience was now supposed to ask a question and GM rolled his eyes as he heard Rik’s voice again, this time asking him what he conditioned his beard with? ‘Well”, said GM, ‘well Richard, um, I, ahh (chuckle), I condition it with...., obviously a little bit of your love ..’. Much laughter in the theatre.

Then GM commented further, (which I missed, sadly), to even more laughter.

Who knows what would have happened had GM been at the event in person?! There is so much more I could share, but you get the idea. 

Sophie wasn’t feeling the best during the last panel just before the close of the event, but she pushed through like a trooper. Rik said she had eaten too much chocolate. A weakness of Sophie’s. I think fatigue was catching up with both of them. They did so much.

Meagan presented Rik and Sophie with an Akubra (pron. uh·koo·bruh) each (iconic Australian outback hat) as a memento of their time here at Ozlander. Rik had the Crocodile Dundee style whilst Sophie’s was more demure. In his best aussie lingo, Rik said: ‘I’m Richard Dundee and this is my partner, Skippy (Sophie).’ (Referencing Skippy the bush kangaroo ? - a much loved Australian TV show 1968-1970). 

The Scottish Banner article promised an intimate relaxed chance to get to know stars from the Outlander TV series and I’m happy to say that this is exactly what we got. Whilst it’s a shame we didn’t get to know Ed, Graham or David better, we certainly got to know Rik and Sophie better than we had ever anticipated. As a result, I see Rik and Sophie in a new light, esp in S5, where they have more scenes together. In a small way, I’ve gotten to know a little of the person that inevitably informs their TV persona (ie facial expressions, mannerisms, speaking cadence and inflections). What a memorable time I had (can you tell?). Thanks to Rik and Sophie, the gathering organisers (who got a special mention on stage at the close) and the other fans I met there. Thanks for reading this far on a rather lengthy post.😊 I know it’s my take on the weekend, but I’ve tried not to editorialise it, but present it, as accurately as I can, hence, it may be a bit dry to read.😅  I think Ozlander is a great name and I look forward to Ozlander Fan Gathering 2021.  

Ozlander graphics: Ozlander Fan Gathering (I tweaked the circle logo in the title)

Ozlander Fan Gathering 2020 selfie: Ozlander Fan Gathering

other photos: all permissions obtained    

Ozlander Fan Gathering article: The Scottish Banner February 2020

Sophie Skelton post: Instagram

global covid-19 cases stats: Wikipedia

#Ozlander #Ozlander Fan Gathering 2020 #Ozlander Melbourne

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“ During the Bush years — It took almost eight full years for people to realize that some random hirsute foreigner probably wasn’t going to blow up their ’91 Ford Taurus or reduce the local Piggly Wiggly to rubble in Allah’s name, but not before they let largely the same people who scared them into thinking so demolish their 401ks and drive the entire global economy screaming over a cliff. All this while simultaneously building the world’s largest self-service surveillance network ever conceived. Any pretense of the American notion of giving a shit about human rights took a pretty solid beating in the 00s, along with a lot of guys with names like Mohamed in CIA black sites scattered around the world. “

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Let’s get ready to writeeeeeee!!!

Sunday is when the author signups open, so time to get your engines fired up! The prompt list is here, but I saw tumblr being an asshole and not opening it the other day, so I’m going to paste below the cut. Take a look, pick your top five, and get ready to kill us all on Sunday (I’ll send out prompt assignments on 11/11). If you have a friend who wants to write, please encourage them! We’re talking small here: 2k to 8k. Knock that drabble off your to-do list!

Prompt list under the cut:

Shameless PWP where Harry is too busy with work to keep up with his normal trimming and person B insists that they have sex anyway. Turns out that his full bush (including butt pubes) gives him the strongest musky smell and person B can’t get enough of it. Rimming perhaps?

Harry is shooting for some artsy magazine that has him doing a lot of tasteful partial nudity. At one point he’s almost completely nude and jokingly wants to do some shots that focus on his bush. Person B (probably the photographer) is obsessed and encourages it and they end up with lots of close ups on his thick bush and his fingers in it/pulling it/emphasis on rings and nail polish in this situation

Harry has found an appreciation for being tied down and having person B pull on his pubes; especially those on his mons pubis, but everywhere else too.

Something centred on lesbian Harry’s thoughts about how her grooming habits have changed over the years since no longer feeling the pressures of being in a girlband in her early adult life. Can be either solo or with Person B

Harry + person B, gentle caretaker Dom shaving sub Harry

Harry + person B, rough oral with a lot of focus on nose in pubes?

Harry + Person A + Person B, one holding Harry and being all gentle and sweet, the other shaving Harry’s legs for him. Bonus for bondage and a D/s flair, but I’m not married to that part.

Armpits are gross, right? Smelly and hairy and weird. So why is it that Harry is fixated on B’s? (armpit kink!)

Girl Direction: Harry worships her hirsute girlfriend’s chest, nipple, and belly hair.

B makes a bet with Harry that Harry won’t be able to go the whole summer without shaving. It turns out Harry likes it much more than ever expected.

Trans masculine Harry is excited by all the changes he and his boyfriend (also trans/GNC and on T) are going through, but growing body hair is his surprise fave.

Girl Direction: Her newfound exercise habit means that Harry is seeing a lot more women naked, and she’s starting to feel self-conscious about her pubic hair. B reminds her what’s so great about it.

Girl Direction: Harry is an aesthetician who spends all day long removing body hair and giving skin care treatments. In her fantasies, she’s making women hairier instead of taking it away.

Girl Direction: There’s something about an angry dyke with hairy armpits that makes B wet. Enter Harry, tits out, armpits bushy, and absolutely flirting with B. It shouldn’t make B think about burying her face in Harry’s side, but it really does.

Alien! Harry is still trying to adapt to all the strange things about the human form he’s taken, but body hair is the thing he finds most fascinating of all.

ABO where alphas and omegas get extra hairy when they’ve met a suitable mate. It’s the first time this has happened for Harry or B and they’re really turned on by it.

MPreg: As Harry gets more pregnant, his treasure trail expands and thickens right along with his growing belly.

ABO: Omega Harry would bathe in Alpha B’s sweat if it were possible. Since it’s not, Harry settles on burying themselves in all the most scent-concentrated places of B’s, right among B’s armpit and pubic hair.

Girl Direction: Harry is a proper southern belle whose mother taught her to shave her legs at an early age. As an adult, she’s kept up the practice, but when she meets and falls for B, B’s hairy legs might change that.

GayABO: Alpha Harry isn’t supposed to like the smell of other alphas, but with a rut coming up all they want is for their significant other, alpha B, to let their pubes and pit hair grow so their scent intensifies too.

GayABO: Omega/Omega: Harry loves what slick does to their omega partner’s pubic and leg hair.

Harry is insecure about his lack of chest hair. person b makes him feel better

Armpit licking fetish. Either harry has one or person B has one. I just want some armpits getting licked.

Harry needs help having his ass shaved for some reason (swim team? Photo shoot?) and he enlists person b and it turns into rimming

Harry has a Forced feminization fetish, so body hair shaving/waxing and then cross dressing please  

Harry has a fetish for guys with facial hair/beards eating his ass and making him raw. Maybe the story revolves around person B wanting to shave and harry being sad? And then smut!

Harry likes having his pubes pulled out/pubic hair torture. Person b is freaked out but also supportive and eventually  gets into it

Girl direction! Harry has a bush fetish and loves to go down on natural girls/smell them

After harry comes out as a lesbian she decided to stop shaving and her bff person b also does it in solidarity and she realizes she’s really turned on by it, wants to lick her gal pals hairy pits etc

Harry is a femme lesbian who shaves everything and her partner is a butch lesbian who loves watching the ritual of it, then smooth leg worship sex ensues!!!

Harry’s insecure about her hairy legs at summer camp because she forgot her razor but luckily her hot lesbian cabin mate helps her feel better in more ways than one

Girl direction panty fetish fic that centers around wearing lace panties with pubes escaping the sides, panty sniffing, too tight thongs, sweaty/post work out sex. Harry is submissive, person b is a femdom.

Girl harry joins the gucci gay commune and starts to let all her hair grow out, finds a home with her new found family, falls for the girl wearing the cat mask. Lots of hairy pussy eating and nipple sucking please

harry gets a tattoo on his pubic bone and has to shave his pubes and is very sad about it

all of harry’s friends are talking about having to shave their beards except for him, who barely has any facial hair at all. feeling left out, he decides to shave his pubes, because at least he actually grows hair there.

harry isn’t really allowed to mess around with his hair during the height of 1d, growing it out is the most he can get away with. but he really wants to, so he just starts to colour his pubic hair different colours instead, shaves it into funny shapes, etc

trans girl harry is finally comfortable enough to start presenting as female in public, loves to wear dresses, make-up, and high-heeled boots, but with that comes the general expectation to shave or wax your legs, armpits, and pubes. she struggles with that decision because she actually loves body hair and feels comfortable with it and doesn’t really want to remove it.

Person B suggests that Harry waxes his ass and/or balls and Harry complies. Once they actually do it Harry is overwhelmed by the pain and super turned on by it.

Harry loves Person B’s body hair and pubes, he especially loves it when he is completely clean shaven himself (maybe even being shaved by Person B?) and Person B keeps pointing out their difference in body hair.

Harry comes home from the gym hot and sweaty and person B finds him irresistible. Sex ensues including hairy pit worship and strong sweaty pube focus.

Person B can’t resist the urge to ejaculate in Harry’s bush and proceeds to touch/lick/pull/ etc.

Harry loves to see his wispy chest hair peek through a floral lace top, his hairy legs adorned in knee high socks, his light stubble contrasted with some pink lipstick. Only Person B gets to see his pubic hair spill out the sides of a silk panty and they’re just as obsessed.

Canon compliant NB Harry wants to wax/shave his (or her or their) pubes and underarms and legs for the first time but is anxious about both Person B’s and their fans’/ the public’s reaction. Ft… gender exploration, insecurity, body worship, praise kink. Also maybe focus on Harry’s thought process/emotions before during and after?

something centered around sub lesbian harry feeling insecure abt her body hair and pubes and person b reassuring/ praising her (basically lesbian praise kink and body worship)

GirlDirection 70s/80s pornstar AU: Harry + Person A oral with emphasis on those 70s style bushes. Bonus for feathered hair and bad 70s porn tropes! Maybe a Person B too?

Harry loses a game at a party and is punished by having his legs waxed in the bathroom. It’s painful and he never wants to do it again, but he can’t deny he loves the way his legs feel and wants the stranger he’d been eyeing all night to feel them too. Thigh fucking would be nice

Harry is pregnant and the hormones make him hairier than he’s ever been and he doesn’t know what to think. Person B might be obsessed. Pubes/chest/armpits/etc.

Highly detailed wank fic where Harry plays with himself and loves his bush and hairy balls (and foreskin 🤷🏼‍♀️)

Being on tour is stressful. Harry finds the act of shaving his legs in a dark hotel room with a bunch of candles lit oddly relaxing. Getting off afterward while scratching up his smooth thighs is just a bonus.

Girl direction fic where Harry usually shaves her pubes but let them grow after ending things with her last partner. She meets person B on a night out and they go home to hook up, but Harry remembers she hasn’t shaved and gets really self-conscious, until person B assures her they’re into it

Person A is trans masc and recently started T, and they’ve just started growing stubble on their face and are really excited about it. Person B worships it and experiences beard burn while getting eaten out

Girl! Harry is a model doing a photo shoot that involves posing with flowers in her bush - maybe she hooks up with the photographer, or maybe just admires the way it looks herself?

Girl direction where Harry is attempting to shave her pubes in the bathroom but is having trouble, so she nervously calls her roommate/best friend in to help and there is a lot of sexual tension that leads to Harry getting eaten out for the first time and the two of them admitting their feelings for each other

50s/60s/70s Girl Direction AU where normally pasty Harry spends a summer in LA and gets super tan. Her girlfriend comes to visit and is obsessed with the way Harry’s tan lines look against her full bush. Maybe they take pictures?

canon compliant xf era Harry has never been as close to another boy as he is to Louis. He’s fascinated by their differences in their bodies especially body hair wise

Girl Direction: Harry and Person B are both not into shaving very often, if at all. Harry (or person B) have only ever been with people who are clean shaven. Together they decide to explore the hairy side to being a lesbian, maybe rubbing?

I’m struggling with a less severe form of trichotillomania, a disorder where you have the urge to pull out your hair and I’d love to see a fic about it. Person A struggles with trichotillomania (in which way and which intensity is up to you). Person B is trying to help them recover (in which way and how successful that is is up to you, they could help them find professional help) and expresses love for person A’s body hair.

No pairing, just Harry. Harry has been letting his body hair grow, and he likes the sensation of it against his fingers. When masturbating he accidentally gets his rings caught in his pubes and realises that he loves the pain.

Harry casually lets his grooming habits slip a bit. Maybe he’s busy and doesn’t think it’s too big of a difference. Person B notices but doesn’t mind so it never really gets brought up. One day Harry is taking nudes and suddenly realizes what a difference it is and maybe he’s obsessed with it.

Recently out queer girl! Harry has a history of dating men who shame her for the slightest trace of body hair. Person B is the first girl she’s dated, and Harry keeps herself completely hairless at first because of old habits. It comes up in conversation one day and Person B reassures Harry that it’s ok to let her hair grow if she wants, so she does just that, and Person B shows her exactly how much she loves it.

Person B loves running her hands over girl!Harry’s soft back and tummy hair. Harry thinks they are grossed out by this at first and gets insecure, but quickly realizes that they find it sexy on her

Person B (a work colleague) one day mistakes Harry for a woman from behind because of his long hair and is quite embarrassed about it. Harry assures Person B he’s not offended and casually slips that it excites him a bit when people make this mistake. Afterward, Harry’s innocent comment becomes more and more sexually charged in Person B’s fantasies and Person B decides to be an adult and do something about it. Luckily, Harry’s just as horny.

Harry wants to dress as a mermaid for Halloween , and decides to wax in preparation (for his custom-made shell bra top and shimmery sequined tail) (any pairing)

Person B is on the set of the Lights Up mv enjoying how wet and hairy Harry is and he can’t wait for them to wrap up filming so he can ravish him

Harry and person B try full suspension bondage for the first time, but realise maybe they should have shaved harry’s pubes first as they keep getting caught in the rope. Not to worry, turns out harry enjoys the feeling more than they could have anticipated

Girl Direction or standard - Asexual Harry starts dating person B, who is completely accepting of Harry being ace. Together they go on a journey together to explore different forms of intimacy. The thing Harry likes best is when person B spends times stroking and appreciating her/his bush and pit hair because it feels nice and she/he feels safe knowing that person B won’t take it any further. Person B finds it deeply erotica and together they work out ways for person B to feel sexually satisfied without Harry feeling uncomfortable/bored

harry and person b 69-ing with lots of focus on them smelling/touching/licking/biting/pulling/appreciating each other’s pubes

Sub Person B worshipping dom Harry’s pubes. Maybe including face sitting?

Anything about body hair turning gray with age! Could be just Harry’s, or with a Person B, girl (woman) direction, whatever you want.

Harry is turned into a werewolf and notices that he’s suddenly growing more body hair than he used to, even when it’s not a full moon

Girl Direction: Harry watches Person B curse someone out for making a comment about her unshaved legs and pits, and immediately falls in love and has to show Person B’s body hair her appreciation

Girl Direction: Harry and Person B go on a road trip in a hippie van and decide to forego shaving in order to get the real hippie experience. By the end of the trip, they’re super into it.

Harry is a mermaid with pubes! Maybe human Person B is surprised but intrigued by it?

Harry has a gay epiphany when he can’t stop staring at other guys’ body hair at the gym - in the showers, or in the locker room, or when they’re all sweaty and gross from working out..

Person A and B loving and appreciating Harry’s body hair during a threesome!

Harry and Person B often help each other shave or wax or trim their body hair, purely for practical reasons, of course. It’s totally platonic. Until it isn’t.

Harry is a professional hockey player who’s been hooking up with his tream captain for months. Who knew the stench of an after game lockerroom could be a such turn on? (body worship, hairy/sweaty men, smelling kink)

#pubefest2020 #author signups coming!!

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Organic Gardening And You: Helpful Tips And Advice

If you have actually been desiring for lovely, healthy, eco-friendly plants in a garden that you have grown, there are numerous points to think about so you can attain that objective. The tough job entailed in cultivation is generally countered by the enjoyable as well as satisfaction it could supply. Following are a couple of suggestions that could make your gardening time more enjoyable and also less work.Plant perennials that slugs and snails won't be fascinated in consuming. Your plants can be ruined by slugs and snails overnight. Particular perennials that don't have tough fallen leaves are especially tasty to snails and also slugs. Perennials that have challenging or hirsute leaves are many times unappetizing to snails and slugs. Excellent varieties include heuchera, achillea, euphorbia, campanula, as well as helleborus.Plants that climb up can conceal fencings and wall surfaces. Known typically as check this out climbers, these plants are really versatile, easy to grow, as well as they will promptly spread out to conceal wall surfaces and fencings within a single season. They additionally function to hide old, and perhaps dead, plant life. Some require ties connecting them to assistances, however others will connect themselves to any type of surface area close by. If you're seeking one of the most dependable varieties available, pick from clematis, wisteria, and climbing up roses.Try to grow some wheat or pet cat yard around your cat's favorite plants. You could place something over the dirt which borders the plants which has a negative odor to felines to deter them.If you have actually planted vegetables within your garden, make certain that they are obtaining at least six hours of sunshine every day. Many vegetables need this amount of sunshine to grow the right method at a much faster pace. The exact same could be claimed for some flowers.Try to ensure your plants are completely dry as well as have adequate air, daily! Several diseases, as well as the majority of parasites, like dampness. Fungis is an usual problem in the world of plants. It is feasible to manage fungis with sprays , but the secret is to treat your garden prior to any problems arise.Divide irises. Try boosting your stock by separating your overgrown clumps of plants. Once the vegetation has actually , raise out your round irises. The light bulbs should divide up normally in the hand, and also ought to flower when replanted for the next year. Split rhizomes with a blade. Throw out the center and cut pieces from the exterior. At the least, each piece will should have one solid spin-off. Instantly replant all your selected cuttings.There are all-natural steps you could take to maintain yard insects away. Slugs stay away from marigolds and also onions when they are planted in a garden. If you place wood ash around the base part of a bush seed starting or tree, you will prevent insect

pests. You will have the ability to steer clear of from severe chemical based pesticides by including these techniques right into your horticulture.Read guidelines prior to making use of any kind of horticulture device you typically aren't knowledgeable about, consisting of chemicals or other chemicals. Use the devices only click over here now as guided in the instructions. Yard chemicals can trigger skin inflammation as well as eye injury. Prevent problems, and also utilize your yard chemicals safely.Buy a wheelbarrow and stooping feces to deal with in the yard. Making use of a large part of your time near or on the ground working with your yard places a significant strain on your knees; as a result, having a mobile, lightweight yard stool will greatly help you in making gardening less complicated on them. You will need a wheelbarrow in order to execute different cultivation jobs, it is an advantage to have on hand.Working in your garden is an excellent means to unwind yourself. There are many ways to find individual leisure and peace. Gardening is a reasonably easy method to pursue this goal. The cost is reduced and the reward is commonly high. The pleasure of consuming food you produced along with appreciating the elegance of your garden is the most effective return of all.You can draw in the pests you require by growing heather. Heather is quite attractive to ; when springtime comes along, it supplies the bees with a resource of nectar early. Heather does not generally call for a great deal of having a tendency, so spiders, ground beetles and also other great insects prefer to call it home. If you do have to have a tendency to your heather, wear gloves in instance you inadvertently annoy one of the residents!Take care of your knees while working in the yard. Lots of people could not bend over for lengthy durations of time while they are standing. You could obtain to your plants without stressing your back if you stoop in your working location. Knee pads will certainly prevent any kind of pain you may feel as a result of this position.With these ideas, you're better equipped to expand one of the most beautiful garden you could envision. In learning how to develop your dream yard, you'll likewise be expanding as an individual. That's due to the fact that discovering how you can support your plants will certainly not only assist you get to the goal of having a wonderful yard, but it will help you learn how to support yourself.

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Where has all the bush gone?

I joined a gym. Mainly to feel better and stay alive a little longer, so that I could continue to mother my ungrateful children.

This gym. It has a crèche. It’s very glam. There’s the actual exercising bit with all the fancy machines and weights and stuff and then…..

Downstairs.....There is a ‘naked floor’.

The changing room is naked. Not so strange. The open showers are naked. Fair enough really.

Then downstairs there is a ‘Wellness Centre’. A sauna - steam room - jacuzzi - swimming pool - slice - of - mama - paradise. There is also a restaurant, an outside bit and a massage bit. The place is massive.

Now here’s an interesting thing.

All this swanning around in the buff has made me notice something. No one has any bush. It’s like they are part of some ‘ritual shaving at the door’ cult. I’m not saying I’m militantly au naturel, strutting around with a banging-feminist-fro, but I definitely keep the muff. I like it. It stays. It gets beaten into submission for the summer time and swimsuits, but I don’t strip it to pre-pubescent status. WHY would I?!

I’m not a porn star. No cameras will be pointing at my lady…. No one needs to look at my junk that close up and I’ve got kids who need to see a mama looking well, mama like.

Every single person in my gym is bald.

BALD. Baldy, baldy, bald, bald.

All. of. them.

Is this a genetic thing? If not, why the lack of hirsute status? They can’t ALL be that into hair removal, can they? Where do they all get the time to do all that strimming?

When I filled out my registration papers to join, they told me I had to shave. Just kidding. The guy registering told me about this nudist paradise downstairs. I chuckled and then he said, 

“It’s very nice, to feel free like you are a kid again”. Obviously didn’t have a childhood headed up by Irish Catholic nuns then. 

Anyway, the first time I went downstairs, there was kind of an ‘overcoming’ thing I had to do. Not a fear exactly, more just like hopping outside the comfort zone. A zone where pants stay on. I stripped. Wrapped a towel and headed downstairs. There was NO ONE around. My anxiety began to babble at me:

“What if it’s the joke they play on all expat newcomers?

What if I’m supposed to have a swimsuit on me and it’ll be like a caught-on-camera, funny thing, the whole gym will laugh at?”

I hung the towel up and showered. In a large communal space with a row of six showers. There was still no one to be seen. My anxiety was by now convincing me that I needed to get some undercrackers on fast. I walked as calmly as possible to the sauna.

That walk that you do to convince yourself you are calm, not scared & in control? I was doing it now.

I opened the door of the sauna. No one in there. Where on earth was everyone? Definitely prank territory, this absence of bodies. I spread my towel on the pine bench & lay down. Closed my eyes very firmly. Started sweating. The door clicked open. There was a muttered greeting. I kept my eyes squeezed shut as the flip flop footsteps approached, then cracked them just as the person walked past. I was eyeballing straight into a man’s wang. Never been so happy to glimpse tallywhacker in my whole life. Sighed with great relief and continued sweating. 

I was lounging around with a strange (bald) man and his sausage in a small, sweaty, wooden cubicle. It was all a bit 70s Swedish swingers, but that didn’t concern me as much as the ‘only - kid - without - pants fear’.

That restaurant though? Still haven’t been there. Too much, the whole nude with food thing. Maybe next month.

#dutchlife #my writing #bush

[cyberrat]

29th Batch Of Fics: 1st Fill

Hugo/Mat/Craig – Dream Daddy – cont. B28F2 – ball worship; spit roasting; moneyshot – The potluck continues :)

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Mat can feel anxiety gently scratching at the edges of his consciousness, but it is difficult to focus on anything when you’re being so completely and utterly filled.

Hugo is so deep in his throat that Mat has trouble breathing. His nose is buried in the thick, fragrant bush of the professor, and his throat clicks in pathetic attempts to swallow around him whenever Craig seems to try and crawl dick first into him from behind.

Hugo looks like he’s absolutely fascinated, remembering only in irregular intervals to pull Mat off of his ruddy dark cock and let him gasp in huge gulps of air, a string of spit connecting the tip of his cock to Mat’s swollen mouth slowly dripping down.

It’s still so early. The sun is only now starting to creep down and bathe everything in warm orange light, and they are in the middle of Craig’s backyard fucking.

Mat wheezes, fear suddenly freezing his body up. Black spots dance in his vision as his brain tells him candidly that Brian could be mowing his lawn and just throw a casual glance through the slats of the fence and see how Mat is being a grade A slut, getting pumped from front and back by two sweaty hunks.

“Shhh… easy now,” Craig croons. He sounds like he’s talking to a spooked horse. His big hand is dragging against the small of Mat’s back and up beneath his shirt. They haven’t even taken their time undressing Mat; they just put him on his knees and opened his pants and his mouth and had at him.

Hugo, similarly, only has his wrestling onesie pulled to the side, his massive cock and hairy balls drooping out with a waft of his scent that had watered not only Mat’s eyes but also his mouth.

“You good, pal?” Craig asks from behind. He’s deep inside Mat. Deep enough to make him think he can taste him in the back of his throat just as he can taste Hugo still. It’s warm and snuggly with Craig’s balls pressed against his, and the afternoon sun shining down on them.

Mat is sure the air would be fragrant with the smell of flowers and the foods from their potluck, but all he can smell is the stink of their bodies after their wrestling workout. It makes him wheeze again instead of answering, and Craig leans over some more, rubbing now two hands firmly up and down Mat’s sides.

“Everything is fine,” he murmurs, in full on dad mode all of a sudden. “You’re doing so well, buddy. You still want this? We can stop if you like… but… I know you don’t. Right?”

Mat slowly nods. His head is spinning but he has been staring at Hugo’s cock right in front of him, fat and drooping and wet with his saliva, and his brain is chanting at him to open up wide and let Hugo shove the thing back into his throat and choke him on his stink.

“There you go, pal.” Craig pats his sides like he would pat a horse, and Mat can’t help but to simply sink forward and nuzzle his face against Hugo’s heavy, hanging balls. Hugo makes a soft sound of surprise above him, but his big hands as they frame Mat’s head do not pull him away.

“What’s he doing?” Craig asks curiously, voice dull through the hazy fog that is descending over mat.

“He uhm… he’s licking my…”

There’s a moment of silence. Craig is grabbing Mat’s hips and finally keeps on fucking. Sharp and shallow thrusts; just pushing in deep deep deep and not pulling back much. His sweaty balls smear against Mat’s taint and make him feel dizzy with the thought of how much they have to reek as well.

They feel very naked. Unlike Hugo who is absolutely hirsute, Craig seems to shave himself meticulously. Mat really… really wants to suck on his balls, too.

He is shoved forward into Hugo’s crotch again and again, mouth open and wet and tongue lolling as he tries to suck one of Hugo’s heavy breeder balls into his mouth.

He wants to lie on his back and let them sit on his face. He wants to open his mouth up wide and let them choke him on their heavy, sweaty sacs. He wants to cradle them in his hands and kiss them and rub his whole face over them like a cat just to thank them for being so nice and full just for him.

He can just tell that Hugo will pump him full with a load of biblical proportions, and the thought alone has his cock drooling into the juicy green grass of Craig’s lawn.

Anxiety is taking a backseat to his daydreams as he tries to stick his head far enough between Hugo’s thick thighs to suffocate himself on the delicious stink in the little nook right behind his balls.

Hands on his hips pull him back again until he is sitting in Craig’s lap, speared on his cock and whining like a babe because he wants to keep sniffing and licking Hugo’s hairy sac.

Craig is laughing. It’s not an unkind sound but enough to make Mat squirm again, nervousness bubbling in his belly as he watches through the haze of need as Hugo steps closer and grabs his head.

He only needs to open his mouth again and there it is… his very special kind of pacifier sliding into his throat without a hitch.

Getting fucked like this is even more intense. He is sitting on Craig’s cock, spreading him open and pushing in as deeply as he’s never had before while Hugo is standing above him, able to almost piledrive down right into his throat.

Mat is filled to the absolute brim with cock, right in the middle of their potluck, and he could not be happier. For once in his life – since Rosa’s… he finally feels free stuffed with dick and ringed by sweaty men.

“You’re doing so good, buddy… takin’ dick so well… like a champ,” Craig is rasping behind him.

Hugo doesn’t say much. It’s hard to tell but his cheeks look ruddy with a flush. Mat knows that he’s about just as shy as Mat himself, and grunt fucking one of his neighbor’s throats must be wildly out of his ballpark as well; but he’s doing a wonderful job at it.

Mat’s cock is a pulsing wound between his thighs. He bucks and gurgles when he curls a limp hand around it, a few tears squeezing out of the corners of his eyes.

Hugo pulls back and takes his delicious cock with him. He is breathing heavy enough that it is ruffling his mustache as he curls one big hand around his wet dick and starts to jerk it in harsh motions. Mat wants to sob for it to come back to him but Crag is moving as well; pushing him forward until he is kneeling again and his cock slides out of the silky needy clutch of Mat’s ass.

He sobs. They can’t… they can’t just leave him like this! He’s so close! He’s so damn close and now he’s so so empty and they can’t… they can’t just…

He’ll do anything. He’ll lick their balls. Their asses. He’ll suck their dirty jocks… He opens his mouth and wants to start begging, but they’re right there, shoulder to shoulder, hands on their cocks, stripping them in harsh motions, turned towards one another as if they wanted to touch tips.

Mat comes the second the first hot stripe lands on his cheek. He wouldn’t be able to tell whose it was; he can only open his mouth and close his eyes and let go of his anxiety for once as he jizzes into the grass and gets his face creamed in thick, sirupy loads.

#cyberratting writes stuff #mat/hugo/craig #ball worship #stink kink

[aspyslife-blog]

Spy Thrillers and Reality Checks (December 22, 2017)

I recently watched No Way Out, the 1987 political thriller with Kevin Costner and Gene Hackman. Costner plays a KGB sleeper agent assigned to the Pentagon. If you haven’t watched it, it’s worth renting. Movies aren’t my only route into nostalgia – I recently reread Nelson DeMille’s 1988 spy thriller, The Charm School. Set in Moscow, the story follows the efforts of three U.S. Embassy officials to disrupt a KGB school for sleeper agents bound for America. If you haven’t read it, it’s a lot of fun. 

Watching the movie and reading the book reminded me of my own adventures in Russia. I’ve traveled throughout the vast country, from St. Petersburg to Rostov-na-Danu and from Moscow to Vladivostok, with dozens of stops in-between. It is an extraordinarily perplexing country, rich with history and culture and impoverished by hatred, greed, and an inferiority complex as wide as its borders. 

I’ve received the deepest acts of generosity and the most depraved actions of violence. In Tomsk, a babushka took me for a strannik and offered me her meager meal. On the road from Moscow to Borodino – much like the unfortunate American tourist in The Charm School – I was detained by the sluzhba on a “technical travel issue” pole and extensively “questioned.” 

Visiting the grave of Boris Pasternak in Peredelkino, I politely listened as a professor from Moscow State Pedagogical University explained that Russians and American have more commonalities than differences – we are both great empires, we have both vanquished indigenous peoples, and we both are blessed with natural wealth, scientific geniuses, and artists of the highest caliber. We contribute more than any other countries to the welfare of the world, she continued, but our munificence is misunderstood. Unfortunately, she sighed, our leaders have turned our people against each other. She concluded by quoting Dwight Eisenhower: “People want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of their way and let them have it." 

Russians believe that their leaders fall into two categories: the hirsute and the bald(ing). Usually, the former are weak like Brezhnev and Yeltsin (Stalin is an exception) and the latter are strong – Lenin and Khrushchev. Russians exploit the former and fear the latter. Putin, the balding current leader, is certainly feared. 

A former KGB agent turned mid-level apparatchik, Putin possesses a special attribute: he exhibits the saurian qualities of a python stalking its prey. I met him shortly after his appointment as deputy chief of the Presidential Staff. He embodied the essence of evil…and his calculated patience seemed primeval. 

If I were to stand next to Donald Trump in line at his favorite fast food restaurant (American leaders seem to fall into two categories – fat for Trump and Clinton, fit for Bush and Kennedy), I would warn him to treat Putin with a large measure of trepidation. Pythons hunt their prey only rarely, but when they strike, they prefer bovine victims who aren’t smart enough to respect their cunning and power – and fast enough to escape. 

Today’s blog is my final entry for this year – in the six weeks since I started writing, I’ve penned a dozen of these pieces. For me, it’s been a thoughtful and insightful exercise. I hope you’ve enjoyed reading the blogs…agreeing, disagreeing, questioning…and will continue reading next month, when I’ll again offer my thoughts on the words and actions of our elected officials– and political and military leaders around the globe. The best of the holidays to all, and a happy and healthy new year in 2018! 

#Trump Putin Cold War KGB #Pasternak #Peredelkino #Lenin Stalin Yeltsin #Brezhnev #Khrushchev #Eisenhower

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