i'll take a blue beetle dc comics deluxe, on a kord, teen titans young justice style, gibbles with a ted and a booster gold, make it bluepulse, jenny it and let it jaime
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Weird Things I've Witnessed In New SpongeBob Episodes Ever Since Finally Getting My Cable Box Replaced:
There's an episode where SpongeBob befriends a sentient Krabby Patty with a vore fetish
So many one-off characters and gags from the early seasons keep coming back that I literally can't interpret it as anything other than nostalgia pandering. Seriously, Nosferatu is basically a few focus episodes away from becoming a main character at this point.
They keep trying to retcon Kamp Koral and The Patrick Star Show as canon, but I refuse to accept that so I'm forced to believe that they and anything that acknowledges either of them all take place within the same alternate timeline
While we're on the subject of TPSS: Bubble Bass cosplayed as Nostalgia Critic and catgirls and My Little Pony exist in this universe. Why.
Patrick Notstar was in the background once??
They brought back Every Villain Is Lemons and also Dennis was there for some reason???
They already established that the Tooth Fairy was actually the Tooth Ferry (as in the boat), but there's also an actual Tooth Fairy and she looks like a Sandy gijinka
SpongeBob DID NOT LEARN from the Krusty Dogs incident at all
Why am I only just now realizing how weird it is that it rains underwater
Sir Urchin and Snail Fail: Proof that Bikini Bottom public access television has really gone downhill ever since Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's VAs died. Also I thought urchins were like rats or roaches or something and snails were cats, why are these ones actual people?
There's an episode called "Dopey Dick" which is a Moby Dick parody about hunting down a giant jellyfish. Now go watch it and tell me they didn't know exactly what they were doing.
SpongeBob broke his spatula for like the third time and I swear he referred to it with both male and female pronouns in the same episode, so genderfluid spatula I guess??? Y'know what, good for them.
Squidward canonically goes to therapy and his therapist is the hand from the theme song
There's a Rodney Dangerfield sea monster living in Goo Lagoon
There's apparently been a crazed old man living within the walls of SpongeBob's house this entire time
Stop Trying To Make Rube A Main Character Challenge (Impossible)
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Say what you will about this show, but you just know that Mike Michaud lost his collective shit when he saw this.
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