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jaxxsoxxn · 2 months

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Local man laughed at beat up superhero, now in danger bc of his evil version

Went for a broken mirror look, kinda fucked it tho </3 also my abilty to sketch flash died for a few days, das why he looking even worse than normally :'D

#art #fanart #idk #bsing trough life #flasharang #flash x captain boomerang #flasherang #boomerflash #ssktjl #suicide squad kill the justice league

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jaxxsoxxn · 1 month

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He's ranting about a prank Hal played on him :>

(Digger, attention needy and touchstarved: ,,,idontlike it, I just let him do it bc,, bc what am I supposed to do? Stop the fastest man alive?)

#idk #probably bad english #bsing trough life #art #fanart #<3 #ssktjl #suicide squad kill the justice league #flash x captain boomerang #boomerflash #flasherang #flasharang #flash ssktjl #digger harkness #george digger harkness #captain boomerang

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jaxxsoxxn · 1 month

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Do you think boomer would ever be comfortable talking about his son’s death? I mean losing the kid is way harder.

Or he hasn’t never told anyone he ever had a son and when he just mentioned it out of the blue everyone’s like surprise and I can just imagine Harley saying oh my God you have a kid can we see him and Boomer just said it’s so normally you can’t, he’s dead he got murdered anyway, I’m hungry

I feel like Boomer doesn't deal well with death of people close to him. He probably just doesn't actually think of it as a thing that happened, but more like as a fact - my son was also ginger, he was young, he died.

He gets into his feelings only when he has to recall the way he died and it's like it happens all over again. I'd say it's something like shock for him, just staying way longer than for normal people.

Digger can be childish, but he's also kinda... Apathetic to most things that happen around him. Most people would probably tie the "he's dead" under it, but I feel like Harley, ex psychologist, would try to get some more information and with every push, it'd just make Boomer more jumpy, more scared.

If the kid would die in front of him, I imagine he'd remember every single detail. Especially since I hc it that the kid died at his 8th bday. (you know, just for fun)

So, for me, it would be way more like the second version.

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The squad was mostly tired right now. The after-mission high was slowly dying out, when they sat down in the random Gotham fast-food and Flag went to get their orders in. The subject was technically started by Harley, one of her painted nails pointed at a kids meal with a toy.

"Ya think we should get it for my gal and Toyboy?" she said, a genuinely happy smile on her face. "And the toys aren't bat-themed!"

Shark grabber the menu and pulled it almost comically close to his face, while Floyd rolled his eyes.

"Zoey has been into green lantern theme lately, though she says Wonder Woman is still her favourite..." he mumbled, trying to keep his typical for Gotham look.

"My kid loved the toys back in Australia, doubt he'd like them here though."

Boomer said, shocking most of them. Deadshot looks at him with worry mixed with anger, while Shark tries to decide if it's another weird joke. Only Harley smiles wider, though there's slight surprise in her eyes, too.

"Ya have a kid? Oh me, are they ginger like ya? How old are they? Why haven't we met em?! Do ya have pictures?" her voice is delighted at the idea, even though a smaller Digger doesn't sound so great.

"Uh, ye, a son, yeah, eight and he's dead, been dead for a while, so I don't have pictures." he counts the answers out on his fingers, missing how everyone freezes. Before anyone tries to say more, he softly whispers under his breath, like it's a memory hitting him suddenly: "I didn't have money for his burial..."

And Harley catches the shake of his hand, the tremble of his voice and the way his eyes look down in shame and something so close to self-hatered that it makes her stomach flip.

By the time food comes, Boomer's acting like he never said anything, eating with vigor of someone who didn't have a meal for weeks. The rest of them just send each other worried stares in silence, poking at the food and trying to regain their appetite.

#idk #probably bad english #bsing trough life #ssktjl #Somehow not Boomerflash!#captain boomerang #digger harkness #george harkness #George “Digger” Harkness #tw child death #Tw child death mention #Rip Owen you would love Batdonald #suicide squad kill the justice league #suicide squad #I love em my favourite forced found family #It's not that he's not feeling bad about it it's that he never let himself grieve #He's stuck in space between the loss and the grief and it doesn't matter because his kid is dead anyway

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jaxxsoxxn · 2 months

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sskjl reaction and flasharang/boomerflash sketches

I wish they'd give us more evil Flash TT ill miss his silly ass

Also rip boomer, ur ass bout to be grass <3

I NEED EVIL/BRAINAC(?) FLASH X BOOMER, LET MY BOY GET HUMBLED, LET HIM HAVE ALL OF FLASHES ATTENTION TO HIMSELF

The game looks soooo cool, i love it dearly, if ill find ppl to play, i might buy it in the closest future :D

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jaxxsoxxn · 2 months

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Listen, catch this sketch, while I (thanks to great Flasharang playlist made by @kisixteen) go to write some fics :')

Pluses of being a speedster: U can surprise ur love by a quick kiss!

Minuses: the horrors

#idk #probably bad english #bsing trough life #art #fanart #<3 #suicide squad kill the justice league #ssktjl #Ssktjl captain boomerang #Ssktjl the flash #Ssktjl Barry Allen #captain boomerang #george digger harkness #How did i not tag the ship itself lmao #flasherang

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jaxxsoxxn · 1 month

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Just some sketches d'or the Vampire thingy and the idea of Boomer on his knees not leaving my head :D

#idk #probably bad english #bsing trough life #art #fanart #<3 #ssktjl #flash x captain boomerang #captain boomerang #flasherang #flasharang #boomerflash

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jaxxsoxxn · 27 days

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(It's from Flash (2016) i think :'D i read so many diff comics lately that i am as confused as any of yall)

so, yeah, anyway, Hal x Boomer x Barry in the Vampire AU bc I genuinely enjoy BarHal n Boomerflash n the idea of Hal absolutely jumping from hate to love bout Boomer;

Hal changes Barry into the vampire, goes "lets rule the world together" - Flash uses his love against him n goes "come with me for help, there's still hope for u" and Hal goes ",,,ok <3" - that's how they get to Digger.

Hal's way more mischievous out of the two, so any time they chill and/or cuddle, poor Boomer ends up bitten - not even for food!

Talkin' bout food! Flasher's metabolism is still crazy, so this man FEASTS, at the end of the feeding session with him, Digger doesn't even have enough blood to blush.

At first, Hal was like "Bar's obsession with this Rouge will pass soon" just for it to end up "I need to grab a cranberry juice for my fave little meal <3"

The first few weeks, when they get Boomer assign, both Hal n Barry are so starved that our poor Cap is stuck on a couch/in bed while they keep close to him. Flag and few others, like Harley. Deadshot does not get anywhere near them, claiming that Boomer's room is their cage.

Hal uses his ring in the worst ways usually, but the second he smells Boomer's blood mid-mission while knowing Flash couldn't be the one to pour it, he's immediately keeping him safe - which annoys him bc "I ain't weak, let me fight!"

He does not.

some sketches bc I am still trying to understand Hal's hair (ALSO WHITE STREAKS RAHHHH!!)

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jaxxsoxxn · 1 month

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While I write back to another anon (love ya <33), have an idea I honestly enjoy:

Digger has beef with Flash only because he threw his ass in Arkham first.

Imagine you're an Australian thief - you don't even actually kill people usually. You're a backstabber, sure, but you knock other thieves out at best! And by now you're well known enough that they expect it. Suddenly, one time, when the Speedy over here catches your ass, you not only land in a whole other country, but you land in Gotham - a place filled with the weirdest people out there and your thieving ass has a cell next to a crazy clown and mf pedo mercenary. There's a goddamn crocodile man near you that they have a special cell for, one of ex clown simps practically lives here too, which makes no fucking sense! Sometimes there's also this grass lady and a DOCTOR PIG--?!

And you shouldn't even be here! Now, every time your ass is caught, they send you back there, where you have to say no to water every few days because Joker's stupid ass poisoned the water supply and you'd rather die from thirst than get killed by A CLOWN. Then there's this Halloween looking cunt that also throws some gas around that makes you see shit?? And, like, Australia isn't a dreamland or anything, but what the fuck is up with this city??

And whenever you whine about it, all you hear is "go back to your own place, then" BUT YOU TRY! AND THEM SUPER IDIOTS JUST MAKE YOU GO BACK TO THE WORST PLACE IN THE WORLD!

After being down there for a month one time, Digger loses his freckles because of lack of sun in Gotham and when he sees his reflection in the water, he sulks in the corner until his new "friends" get him out themselves. He also takes a break from thieving long enough that most Speedsters that know him are actually concerned if he died somehow. He comes back to "work" with a hangover bigger than the world and a few more cruel comments for his (favorite) Speedster.

#idk #probably bad english #bsing trough life #<3 #ssktjl #flash x captain boomerang #but its mostly light #GOTHAM SUCKS #IM SORRY #like how did his silly ass even get there??#MOST OF MFS THERE R GODDAMN TERRORISTS??#captain boomerang #boomerflash #digger harkness #george harkness #george “digger” harkness #suicide squad kill the justice league

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jaxxsoxxn · 1 month

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Boomer is surprisingly agile.

It's not a new thought for Barry, who's sitting in one of many boring JL meetings. Hal, sitting on his right, is chatting silently with a few of his fellow Green Lanterns, who decided that they wanted to be briefed into the mission, while Booster, who came only for the man, is sitting on his left and trying his best not to look miserable. And failing.

Batman's answering the seventh question asked by Plastic Man and by now, Barry's brain is going so fast that he fears he'll jolt and run through the place just to be occupied by something, anything! Yet he stays still and lazily lets himself get lost in his thoughts about the Rouge.

Digger wasn't big on stretching, above the basics, always kinda grimacing when he mentioned or out right asked him if he did Yoga. Normally, before he got his hands on the Speed Gauntlet, it didn't show half as much - normal people just didn't have the means to create enough space that this type of movement needed. Boomer, on the other hand, was natural enough with the Speed Force, that not only he made it look easy, but he also made it look so good.

His body almost moved naturally, twisting and sliding through the air like he was born for it. Few of the people closer to him, that knew about their relationship, asked about it - what's his routine, how can he do that or, usually only asked by other speedsters, how much does he know?

Which was his personal favorite, because how do you say to them that "he knows so much and nothing at all."? He can instinctively know where you'll end up before you know that while speeding, but he has no idea what exactly Speed Force is, he knows about phasing and about how you do it, he has no idea if you can run normally. He's the smartest idiot you've ever met, and he's so adorable while talking about it all, that Flash listens through his stupidest hypotheses.

He'd actually fight the Gotham's Condiment King and his goddamn old mayo shooter just to see Boomer stretch. He wonders if that'd make him even more agile or would it do nothing, since it'd be easier than his normal stuff. Can Digger do splits? Fuck, that'd be a view - he usually wasn't big on exercising or doing anything alike near him. Shame was how Harley called it teasingly, but they both knew by the way his red cheeks would give it away, that she's saying the truth.

Is there a deal to be made here? If he could get him to exercise near him like that...

Fuck maybe he didn't even need to make it a deal, maybe if he'd just say that he doubts it's a possibility for the man, he'd do it just to prove him wrong? Or maybe being sweet was the better option, if he'd get his lover comfortable enough, maybe he could help and what wouldn't he give to lay his hands on those thick thighs and-

"Flash!" a hand landed in front of him, on the table, shocking him from his thoughts. He grimaced when he noticed whose hand was it.

Slowly, he looked up at Batman, ignoring Hal's snickering on his side and the amused stare Diana tried to hide.

"Yes..?" he said, trying his best not to show how he wanted to just run, get away and jump his lover the second he was let go.

Bruce, with a heavy sigh, looked at him with enough disappointment to make him wiggle in his seat. After a few seconds of this torture, he looked up briefly and just gave up.

"Okay, this briefing was... worse than usual. At the end of this week, I'll send you the message with a new date for it, since it's not anything needing our attention immediately... You all are excused." his voice was stoic, but slightly tired, and before Flash could feel bad about it, he sent him a thankful look and bolted. Hal and his friends be damned, he will catch up with them later.

Right now he had to catch up on something else with his dear Rouge.

#idk #probably bad english #bsing trough life #<3 #ssktjl #boomerflash #flash x captain boomerang #flasherang #flasharang #fan fiction #writing #bad writing #lowkey spicy #but its mostly flash drooling while bat tries to brief these idiots #he is failing #“hey why is he just kinda jumping from one subject to another so quickly?” SHUTSHUTSHUTSHUTSHUT #thats how thinking works trust

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jaxxsoxxn · 1 month

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Flasharang/Boomerflash doodles!

Boomer's not a big kisser, but he adores the attention he is given when someone kisses him. Flash tries to encourage him to do so himself.

Also, my man's wearing spandex, Boomer does not mind the view ;]

(My Boomer looks too young,, I'll fix it at some point,)

#idk #probably bad english #bsing trough life #art #fanart #<3 #Flasharang #Boomerflash #flash x captain boomerang #suicide squad kill the justice league #ssktjl #STILL SPAMING THE TAG JUST TO NOT SEE ANY HATE

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jaxxsoxxn · 14 days

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Planning on writing a chat fic in the back (bc they're pretty easy n chill to write) so I can still post my beloved Boomerflash (also bc Captain Cold knowing about the two would be the funniest shit ever. Like what do u mean you left the Rouges bc a scary woman kidnapped u from prison and now u r a Flash fucker?)

Have a lil sketch of Boomer too (behind him is C.C writing to his sis and bf about Digger "I hate Flash" Harkness being topped by the skinny speedster)

#idk #probably bad english #bsing trough life #<3 #ssktjl #flash x captain boomerang #boomerflash #fanart #art #captain boomerang #Captain on Captain violence

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jaxxsoxxn · 1 month

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Digger, father of Owen (who somehow was Bart's aka Impulses stepbro??? Amma ignore dat), seeing Wally and Bart: huh ya didn't mention ya had kids

Flash, absolutely in denial: I don't-

Digger, dropping lore in typical dad/old man fashion: I had a kid, son, Owen. He died, got murdered.

Flash: ... What.

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Listen, I need father Digger, but I also would rather jump than figure out Owen stuff, gods bless.

#idk #probably bad english #bsing trough life #<3 #ssktjl #flash x captain boomerang #captain boomerang #I'm in my Wally and Bart phase #The Flashes make me soft #I hate it here

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jaxxsoxxn · 21 days

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how do you think a boomerang and flash fight wouldve gone if the suicide squad were the ones brainwashed instesd of the justice league? frankly i just wanna hear how you think a brainiac!boomerang and flash would interact, youve got the BEST boomerflash headcanons i swear-

Henlo my sweet anon! Also, I just wanna say, the ego feeding is very nice lolol /lh

Also, compared to the wittiness of Brainiaced Flasher n Digger, I do think these two switched would be more on the angsty side.

Anyway:

It'd probably depend on if they were already dating, which amma make two versions of! Aka, if they'd already dated and if they had something that they didn't name (aka kinda on and off deal)

DATING:

Boomer, brainiaced, would be a force to recon with for Flash (im only half joking). I feel like the whole TFX probably got sent into the field by Waller, while the Justice League got held back as a "safety requirement". At first they thought that Suicide Squad was just bitching, but when the bombs weren't there AND Deadshot was the one that got out of the brainwashing for long enough to tell them what happened (why DS u might ask - obviously bc he loves his kid so much he'd rather kill himself instead of endangering her planet).

The whole Justice League (well, as whole as they were shown in the game lmao) gets separated and they have to fight their villains, now somewhat "mutated", one vs one. Flash is somewhat happy that no-one is there to witness it. His voice soft and breaking, while he tries his best to wake his lover up from this nightmare.

He knows there's no saving, he knows he has to kill him, but by Speedforce, he doesn't want to.

Do you think his hand would shake while he's landing his last blow? Do you think Boomer would wake up at the end, the pure fear showing in his eyes, while he trembles and cries, knowing that he woke up too late?

The fight wouldn't go as smoothly as it normally goes for Flash, Boomer not only with Speedforce but also knowing him well enough that he's practically instinctively Speedster-proof.

I imagine it would be a long fight, mostly because Flash would fight the fact that he has to end the other and because Boomer would absolutely spew some hurtful shit enough that it'd stop the other in his tracks.

Every blow done faster than a human eye can see, Flash dogging the goddamn boomerangs, while also trying to dodge the man himself.

The witty banter is defo one-sided, Barry already mourning the other.

If Hal would see him, he'd point out that it was exactly what he was worried about.

If we'll try the "happy ending route", with Boomer's fear for his life actually waking him up a second before he is in fatal condition, he and Barry cannot stay alone in one room for weeks after.

The speedster aches whenever he and Digger land alone somewhere, just to see the thief shake and curl in himself in fear, his mind remembering the pain and the taste of death on his tongue too well.

Barry's need to comfort Boomer vs Barry's need to accommodate Boomer, fight!

If he dies, Flash comes back to his teammates after a while, when/if they dealt with their own... issues, somehow knowing that he cannot afford to actually have a burial for his love. That if he doesn't want the heat that comes with dating a villain, he cannot bury the man who he wished to hold in his arms one more time.

I actually have a half-issue with this! Would he, knowing that it's too late to fix anyway, still put himself on blast like that? Knowing his history with Godspeed, probably! But it somehow doesn't seem to fit for me, huh.

IF HE WASN'T DATING DATING HIM:

He's so in denial. Gods bless.

Speedforce plus Boomer is a strong combo, I feel like he'd be a little more unpredictable since he'd be also pushed by the feeling of "not being enough" for Barry.

When Flash hears it in the chaotic mumble coming from Boomer, he's absolutely dumbstrucked.

Can you imagine if Kid Flash or Impulse are helping him at the moment? Or any other Flash fam members?

Their need to ask him "why tf is this Rouge calling you his bitch ex wife" dies down quickly, when the panicking apologies get practically torn out of the Speedster's throat.

He never meant to make the other feel like that, how could he not notice it?

Boomerang is hitting every sensitive spot of their relationship, or more lack of it. The words he says are from the darkness of his mind he would let himself slip into only while being so insecure that it hurts. This one is not coming back to us, even for the last second of his life.

"But before u said that he comes back out of fear for his life, why wouldn't he come back here?" Because he's not living the life that he'd think is worth it, c'mon, keep up ;)

Our lovely scarlet boy needs a BREAK after this fight. His shock lasted too long few times and Digger was so good at hitting where it hurts that he definitely stopped more than once.

Flash fam/Anyone else helps him get back on his legs, but they can't exactly navigate it - so they weren't in a relationship AND that's the issue?

Tho I'm sure few of them just kinda stop around him in understanding - they can't make it better, but they can make sure that he knows they're here for him.

Talking bout it, Godspeed (who I count as a part of Flash fam, fight me) does actually get it. He keeps close to the other while they fight for their world, making sure that Barry won't fall without there being anyone to catch him.

Can you let yourself mourn someone you wouldn't let yourself love?

ANyway, it went way more into the "what if they'd fight to death" than into "how would they interact", but well :'D

#idk #probably bad english #bsing trough life #<3 #ssktjl #flash x captain boomerang #boomerflash #captain boomerang #Tw death #tw murder #Angst #tw angst #angsty hcs kinda #Flash would wipe the floor with the man and cry after #Am sorry (i am not)#flasherang #flasharang

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jaxxsoxxn · 14 days

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I love the flash design, but I hate drawing the goggles, I'm sorry,, also Flashes design with whited out eyes (tho it might be Wally? Imma be honest, I skipped his ass somehow in the flash fam ladder, even if he seems cool af)

Also tiny Boomer, accompanied by a smaller star glider (? Or light glider? I keep forgetting) and even smaller weather wizard bc I enjoy shipping him with C.C, sue me.

I am still figuring out Captain Cold, but this man n Boomer having a friendly relationship enough for him to try to fistfight Harley every time she's mean to him in a friendly way and the other way around, my fav hc <3

Boomer, watching his ex bestie (ex only bc he got kinda kidnapped) and actual bestie fight, while him and the rest of his two gangs are eating ice cream (above Mr. Heat's ass, who's drinking some hot ass coffee bc he built different): damn, that has nothing to do with me, at all.

I believe in graying C.C supremacy, this man has so many grey hairs, yall ain't ready for the yapfest I can unload about that.

Also lil sis Glider, beloved <33 she n her bros bf have book club Sundays

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jaxxsoxxn · 7 months

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literal sketch dump of Mimir because this old fucking undead won't leave my head <o> <o> how the hell am i supposed to live with that

Someone on tumblr mentioned that since he cannot drown, he could just be thrown into the sea and left there for how long would it take the fishes to eat him up or time itself. You ever wonder if you can scream underwater?

Yall know how birds sometimes use hair in their nest making? You know how satyr-like creatures/fae have usually very well-taken care of hair??

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jaxxsoxxn · 1 month

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Funny scene imagine it

Boomerang and Bart talking about anything and having fun

Hal huh? Who knew that kangaroo actually is good with kids can you believe that Barry

Barry looking at boomerang like he’s the only person in this room hal knowing that look too well

Screams out Flash no are goddamn serious. Barry caught off guard. Wait what

hal of all of the men in this world and the women him why him Barry looks at the hand that he pointing at to boomerang wait no no no no no no no that’s no oh don’t lie to me I know that look Barry I don’t like him like that I promise hal you sure cause your face is turning red OK fine so it’s not a big deal a big deal. He’s a criminal well your girlfriend was once a criminal your ex-girlfriend you did not pull that card Barry I did. Hal

Come back to boomerang then Bart what the bloody hell are they screaming about I don’t know should we go stop them boomerang no kid let’s see this play out.

—🐌

Henlo Snail Anon! :D why won't I write the scene out a little ;>

Also, poor Wally, he didn't connect the dots yet :')

~~~

Bart and Digger share few things with each other - their hatred to boredom, their inability to think some things trough and stop moving being one of those, so when Barry sees them meet, he honestly expected them to at least understand each other.

The Suicide Squad (or something something force X) is helping Justice League with some type of mission, which is centered around the Bat, so unsurprisingly not many of them know exactly what is the mission about or what is the danger they are helping with, but it leads to the squad meeting up with a lot of sidekicks.

Of course all the Robins know Harley and Deadshot, Aquaboy or however he's called at the moment also know King Shark.

(said Villain waves at the kid almost shyly and Barry can see Hal roll his eyes in fondness - man was always weak for animals and after sitting trough Guy's drunk rants about sharks and how they're misjudged, he might've grew a soft spot for them which he's not proud of)

Surprisingly for him, Wally barely even knows Boomer. He blinks few times after somebody mentioned that Captain Boomerang was a Flash Rouge and looks closer, which causes few of the more vigilant sideckis to stop in their tracks and look from Kid Flash to the villain.

Digger, being one of the first to notice Wallies confusion, scowls visibly and just averts his eyes. Flash couldn't stop the slight grimace at the scene, feeling bad for the man. That is, until Bart, always his actions faster than his thoughts (though he's learning to do better) gets inside their meeting place and starts running circles around Boomer.

"Cap! Cap! Cap!" a show of affection in his way, chanting his nickname and running circles, while every person that can see above Bart could notice Digger bite back a fond smile.

His Speedforce gauntlet shines lightly while he grabs the kid behind his neck and pulls him up with an amused huff.

"Me, me, me." he repeated after the boy, slowly letting him down.

Somehow, ignoring the shock of few people around them, the two jump into conversation like it's their second nature. Bart still moves around like normally, but Digger does the same, if slightly slower.

When they finally stop for a second, all people can decipher is "Barry talks about ya do much." and then they brush it off, continuing.

Hal, gods bless Hal, doesn't notice it. He's smirking slightly, pointing at their general direction with his hand, while with the other he practically hangs himself on Barry.

"Who could've guessed that the kangaroo is good with kids! Especially since he put bombs in two of 'em..." he wants to carry on, but he can't help but catch the way his friend stares at his Rouge.

Barry has a light smile on his face, soft and so admiring that it's almost loving. His eyes are squinted and shining with delight at every silly joke Boomer and Bart make to each other. Green Lantern's jaw is on the floor so quickly, that he could be mistaken for a speedster himself.

"No, Barry, no." he shakes his friend lightly, to not cause a scene, but his eyes are wide enough for Flash to know he's serious. "Bar, there's no way--"

"What? What's wrong now?" his head moves in his way, he's eyes confused, even if they jump back to Boomer and Impulse whenever a loud cackle or a snort is heard. "What's with you?"

"With me?!" Hal slightly loses the control he had on his tone of voice. "I'm not the one thirsting for a goddamn Villain-!"

Flash stops him with his hand against the other's lips, his eyes darting around the room making sure that no-one heard the man. Somehow in the back of his head he can hear Wally also joining Bart's and Digger's conversation, though he's way more subtle than Impulse.

"Shush! It's not like that, I have no idea-"

A hand grabs his writs and Hal pulls his mouth free.

"Like hell you have no idea! If I'd look at anyone the same way you look at him, you'd probably play wedding bells!"

Barry can feel his face starting to match his suit and he grimaces at the sight of a prideful smirk on GLs face.

"Okay, maybe, but it's not a big deal!" he hissed back at the man, who looks at him like he's the biggest idiot here.

"Not a big deal-?! He's a rouge, your very own one! He tied you to a giant Boomerang once!"

"Okay, first of all, it was the funniest shit ever and it wasn't even that serious, second of all, the name Carol Ferris rings any bells?"

"Oh you did not-!"

"... Does anyone know why Bar and Hal are arguing over there?" Wally asks, staring at the pissy fight his two elders have, somehow in disbelief when Flash grabs the other by the hair and pulls almost lightly.

Bart and Digger don't stop talking about their favourite Just Dance dances for longer than a second, just to shrug at him.

With a heavy sigh, Kid Flash is still trying to put together how does Captain Boomerang know Impulse, since the only person Barry actually talks about is this silly Harkness guy or George, whoever he might be.

#idk #probably bad english #bsing trough life #ssktjl #<3 #boomerflash #flasharang #flasherang #flash x captain boomerang #Hal is a good friend #But also a goddamn parasite #When you've talked to your rouge about one of ur totally not sons enough that he knows him on sight #Barry who got a card for father's day from both Wally and Bart “those ain't my actual kids”#Yeah tell yourself that #Good father boomerang my beloved #I just want to say it isn't max erasure bc he also got a father's day card from impulse #A kid sometimes has 4 to 5 dads and that's ok

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